Thread 211683577

Gib edition

we need more taxpayer funded initiatives to get the mandem into the countryside

get them out there chopping down trees. Get it all chopped down.

the iranian red flag of revenge is flying higher than ever...
it's over...

wagwan crodie u gud

>>211683593
get them in the woods

>>211683608
how does it feel knowing you got the wrong type of autism and you're stuck like this forever?
one slightly different turn in your development and you might have become one of the successful autists who's good with computers or maths but you get this shit instead lol

>>211683593
awful awful

>>211683593
they're just having fun and enjoying the countryside what's the problem

>>211683631
why u trying to keep a black man down kmt

>>211683593
Imagine you're out there chilling to get away from it and this turns up out of nowhere boom box in tow. I'd feel immediate risk of theft. Pack up and go instantly. My kit isn't cheap.

>>211683688
you're not black heathermong seek help

>>211683609
Yeah. 300 million e-bikes globally. Mostly in Asia where they have replaced mopeds and motorbikes.

no one care me

>>211683721
racist prick

>>211683593
i love how the only people seething over this are city slicker white boys who never spent more than 10 minutes in the outdoors

>>211683725
i care about you fren

The Napoleon of our time

>>211683724
nice
wish we could do that here but they're unusable most of the year

>>211683750
why do you even bother these days 190. all your posts are really uninspired and frankly just shit

>>211683782
Napoleon expressed human emotion at some point

erm

>>211683804
you don't like his random facebook memes about midwest america?

uniting Africa in ck3

>>211683819
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>211683782
Which British island will he be imprisoned on until he dies

shooting my bollocks with a growth ray and curling up in it like a beanbag

>>211683840
one of the defendants too apparently

zahidbelg

>>211683782
more like the hitler of our time when israel gets ravaged by the whole world for being a warmongering shithole LOL

>>211683770
>fren

>>211683819
leftypol brown person defence force whirring into action

>>211683593
When last did you see a white zoomer go camping?

>>211683844
Rockall.

>>211683889
we own that

>>211683885
all the time
many do it for DofE also

>>211683889
would be plastered in bird shit

Going down the shops lads, anybody want owt?

Mmmmm

um

>>211683936
kys spaki

err

quite a big load tbf

>>211683936
>15.49
Rip off

all the women in the office are on diets, but they're also all married so why do they bother? are they looking to upgrade to a better looking husband?

just seen a shitting arse and a cumming cock

get the mandem wanked off
get the bbcs worshipped
get the tube barriers bumped

>Iran and Israel have had no formal diplomatic relations since 1979, and modern relations are hostile. The Iran–Israel relationship was cordial for most of the Cold War, but worsened following the Iranian revolution in 1979 and has been openly hostile since the end of the Gulf War in 1991. Iran's current government does not recognise Israel's legitimacy as a state and has called for its destruction; it views Palestine as the sole legitimate government of the historic Palestinian territories. Israel considers Iran a threat to the Middle East's stability and has targeted Iranian assets in assassinations and airstrikes.

Who do you support? I support Israel.

I'm a British nationalist socialist who despises the uppity anti western anti Britishness of Iran and admires the sheer strength and might and military success of Israel. Israel is the superior nation in every single way and has a much better culture.

>>211683995
*closes my curtains*

>>211683593
this is based
why would you hate this

>>211683977
screaming

>>211683994
Women do things just because it's trendy

>>211683994
women are always on 'diets'
doesn't mean they are
they just stuff their faces when nobody is looking

190 melty. he didnt like being called boring lol

>>211684012
Any more comments on that one particular post

>>211683885
>>211684012
>>211684028
you've wasted your life here and will die alone

Women will have a slimfast shake after their 1200 calorie starbucks coffee concoction

>>211683994
you will soon come to realise that office women being on diets or "going to the gym" has no bearing whatsoever on their weight, which only ever increases

these things mainly serve to give them a fleeting feeling of doing something to make themselves feel better. The main high comes from the act of telling others within the office (then doing nothing)

>>211684008
aesthetically pleasing map when you look at it as Israels enemies getting larger the further away they are

>>211684060
Cope and seethe

It's well known I'm a shagger

>>211684080
your neighbours are going to find your corpse slumped over at your pc desk with one of these threads open someday

just applied

Total boomer death

>>211683994
keeping themselves desirable for their black weekend bulls

>>211684116
screemaing

>>211684008
Iran would curb stomp them if Israel didn't have American financial, economic, technological and military aid.

Literally what’s the point my life is so shit

>>211684116
I'm phone posting actually

>>211684131
if my nan had wheels etc

yeah I'm a shagger
*hides my warhammers*

>>211684131
thanks for your insight into a fictional reality that is completely irrelevant.

Just FYI I have a gf, I have a big circle of friends and I have plenty of hobbies that keep me entertained. I only post on here when I have a bit of free time. My life is extremely fulfilling unlike yours. And speak of the devil my gf just walked in so I'll probably be having sex by the time you're reading this.

>>211684131
lmfao

>>211684176
Yeah in the sims

>>211684135
Money is gay

tin of mackerel and an apple for lunch

>>211684008
iran never flooded the UK with mystery meat so ill side with them

>>211684176
another yawnfest from a boring has-been.

>>211684176
rumbled

>>211684198
hit that cunt with a five knuckle shuffle

>>211684176
these posts arent funny even ironically mate you gain literally nothing from this

>>211684163
Genuinely don’t understand the appeal of that shite, you’re an adult painting fucking toys. Haha grow up you fucking virgin

Rorke ya whoremaister ye

>>211684215
you never really see successful happy people saying this sort of shit do you

>>211684215
what do you do for fun?

>>211684242
Living vicariously through my achievements lol.

>>211684215
i don't really have warhammers, it was a joke. i am a virgin though.

>>211684256
what?

>>211684256
you're rattled mate. just stfu and jog on, no one is arsed about you anymore

>>211684191
Alright give me all yours then

>>211684295
I don't financially support pakis

Based daddy Trump will sort it out

Hooters in Nottingham tonight

>>211684215
really rattled the manchildren with this one

it's not for me to say

>>211684307
sent that little paki gremlin flying

>>211684321
not really though

>>211684197
Christians are more responsible for Britain's immigration than Jews are

skiing in St Anton next March

wonder what it's like to be a woman with massive tits

>>211684321
I think everybody here can see that you're responding to your own posts lol.

going to Scarborough fair anybody want owt

>>211684357
I think everybody can see you're a black bastard

I got a rorke in my rari

gay porn pints in the sun with the lads after toil booked in lads

>>211684355
probably feels like being a minor celebrity

>>211684355
girl on my team in work is slim but has a nice bum and had huge tits but ended up getting them reduced. I thought she was insane. What a waste. She had amazing big tits and reduced them to be unremarkable

>>211684364
>>211684364
>>211684364
New

Seven men have been found guilty of sexually exploiting two teenage girls who were repeatedly raped and assaulted in Rochdale for five years.

The gang was convicted at Manchester Minshull Street Crown Court of various sexual offences against the girls between 2001 and 2006.

The victims, known as Girl A and Girl B, were groomed from the age of 13 and treated as "sex slaves", being expected to "have sex with the men whenever and wherever they wanted", the trial heard.

Girl A told the jury she had been targeted by more than 200 men, while Girl B said social workers had regarded her as "a prostitute" from the age of 10.

The court heard that both girls had "deeply troubled home lives" and were plied with drugs, alcohol and cigarettes and given places to stay by the men, who worked on the town's market or as taxi drivers.

Girl B, who was living in a children's home when she came into contact with the men on the market, said police and social workers knew what was going on but "weren't concerned enough to do anything about it".

Three of the abusers, Mohammed Zahid, 64, the leader of the gang, Mustaq Ahmed, 67, and Kasir Bashir, 50, were stallholders on the market.

Father-of-three Zahid, who was known as Boss Man, gave free underwear from his lingerie stall to the girls, who did not know each other.

>>211684401
:D

>>211684386
hang yourself

Remembering a time when I was at a house party and the power went off so it was pitch black and I just punched a Tarq as hard as I could right in the side of the head and sent him flying into a cabinet. I then slinked away to the other side of the room. When the power came back on I joined in with everyone else like "fucking ell mate that's mental how somebody would do that" then I looked around the room with fake concern like "come on you cowardly cunt, fess up"

Nobody ever found out it was me, I felt so powerful.

>>211684386
the janny has surely been sicced upon ye

>>211684378
How can a pint be gay porn?

>>211684385
fucking insane. you never heard of a blokes getting a knob reduction do you

>>211684434
feel like a big man, do you?

*emerges from behind a yucca plant*
did someone say beveragino?

Remember when Dominic Cummings said he wanted to buy 4chan during the hack
Wonder what the Ofcom situation would be if that went anywhere

>>211684427
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>211684434
That's pretty mad if true. Imagine if there was some home camera system

Visit Manchester

>>211684434
Do you think tarq knew it was you deep down?

>>211684385
this should be an arrestable offence

>>211684374
Jokes aside, you have nothing on me. What are you going to do, tell me to go have sex with gf? To go down to the pub with my real mates in in real life? To focus on my hobbies which keep entertained? Genuine question

just off for my knob reduction lads

WHAT IS THE GODDAMN HOLD UP MR SOBEL

>>211684481
is that cottager's cove?

>>211684473
probably worse since it'd have a UK owner which would put the site as a whole at risk rather than just UK access

>>211684525
nigga the wildest escapist fantasy your mind can possibly conjure is being a normal boring person, you're quite possibly the saddest virgin freak on this planet

>>211684525
sent that freak flying

janny faggot retard scum shitting in his own mouth all day long

>>211684576
oh they got beef

>>211684576
the standard whores HATE it when a real stone cold freak enters the scene

constant epileptic cod gif advertisement for a stupid cod discord with a hundred members. can't believe the state of the ads here. an assault on the eyes

>>211684583
They got no answer to that lol. My very existence "rattles" them.

thinking about temporarily embezzling some of my mum's money so i can go fuck an escort

why do people get so upset about my early news
how does it affect you in any way

got all manner of poo flying up my arse

>>211684624
they have PTSD

>>211684576
Surely bragging about how much you make of these simps is going to lower your sales

>>211684624
Why are you so desperate to fit in? Lmfao x

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>>211684498
used a month of holiday time and loads of money to have an unnecessary surgery in order to ruin her best feature for no real reason. I tried to talk her out of it gently but couldn't risk my job for her tits

feel like SHIT

>>211684672
the woke clownworld mobs gone and trooned everything up hasnt it

not sure why zoomers pay for porn. you can see tits for free on google.

>>211684522
mad how you can be a billionaire and then you swallow a bee that stings your throat and then you die. all that success and money ended by a bee

>>211684537
no that's near the crown court on canal street

watching some old lame movie called El Cid

>>211684707
interesting analysis

Sven Goran Meltdownsson

>>211684716
most billionaires have a special mesh fitted at the back of their throats to prevent this happening

likely that this lad was a millionaire who only recently became a billionaire so hadn't had his installed yet

>>211684616
same here brother
the incels here just can't stand being in the presence of shaggers

you gotta bee onna yo 'at

The bee was a marxist

>>211684643
how so

why would anyone swallow a bee? stupid

>>211684794
*enters the thread with a massive swollen face*

You can't imagine the birds walking down the street in shorts and tummy-revealing clothes. I'm dying

>>211684823
Me in about an hour and 20 minutes

it's diego day :)

>>211684811
giggled

Dude I got cut off in traffic yesterday and it made me so frickin mad bro

>>211684862
!! what the fork !!

>>211684576
Bonnie Blue is more of a people's champion

um what the fishsticks

13 holidays to thailand on euromillions to be won
would genuinely end up going on my own if i won one as i have no mates
would also do loads of dodgy sex stuff too

>>211684896
Saw that as well I'd probably be dead in a week if I won that

women owe me sex

>The Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) said Mr Varley also faces two counts of assault by penetration of a child, five counts of child cruelty, one count of inflicting grievous bodily harm, and one count of sexual assault of a child.
>He is further accused of 10 counts of taking indecent photographs of a child, one count of distributing indecent photographs of a child, two counts of possessing indecent pseudo-images of a child, and one count of possession of an extreme pornographic image.
>The CPS said McGowan-Fazakerley is alleged to have allowed the death of a child, as well as two counts of child cruelty and one count of sexual assault of a child.

>>211684823
bloody sick and wrong so it is

>>211684896
what do they actually do there? is it ladyboys?

>>211684749
reckon i’m actually mentally disabled, started to google this to see was it true

busines idea: underwater themed remake of the simpsons called the shrimpsons

>>211684933
heh, how did you word the search query?

>>211684932
look up the porn series asian street meat to get some idea

>>211684939
bro... that's just spongebob.

>>211684576
Don't believe for a second anyone is making 76 million quid from selling nudes on Onlyfans

>>211684953
Nigger cunt.

NEW - Japan 'strongly' condemns Israeli strikes on Iran

>>211684967
scrfg

not my fault they're so fit

>>211684933
mate...

watching everybody loves raymond

little fannies

>>211684952
looks good

rorkes google history its rorkes google history

billionare bee mesh
biullionare bee throat mesh
bee throat catcher mesh bilinonare

>google a solution to a problem i'm having
>reddit link
>singular comment telling them to google it
many such cases

i'm not pro israel by any means but leftypol siding with the medieval theocracy that openly says it wants to nuke it's neighbours just shows how much he's lost the plot

my walk animation is faggot-coded

>>211685024
screaming

>>211685019
corr

>>211685043
*farts*

oh did the orange man do the thing he tried to do last time and said he was going to try and do again? did he?

>>211685053
I have the bouncy walk all people with aspergers and autism have.

>>211685053
ktim

>>211685053
my neighbour's one looks like he's been done up the arse

>>211685075
you little mincer

UM WHAT THE HELL, WHAT THE HELLYONCE

yeah i also condemn israel's attack on iran

14

>>211685075
this is how YOU WALK

>>211685123
UM WHAT THE HELL, WHAT THE HELLYONCE

shot my muck to that sabrina rolling stones cover picture

toilplace is like 80% indians and they're constantly speaking pajeetese to each other, kind of rude that

bored and depressed

boring faggots
do yourselves a favor

>>211684576
She's so incredibly average, mind boggling what these freaks throw money at

>>211685135
Nah, spergs have a specific walk and it sticks out.

Even if you're not noticing it I guarantee you normal people are. People will clock you as an autist long before you get a chance to open your mouth and start spewing your autistic drivel.

some angry foreign men shouting outside

thihnk i gave myself permanent neurological damage smoking weed and getting 4hrs of sleep a night all throughout highschool

leaving my humanity behind and going full rorkemode on this chicken and pasta

>>211685171
I always use /brit/ phrases and gfberg asks me to explain them, which I do. I am not ashamed to post here/

>>211685171
i've been calling my mum mumberg and mumstein for ages, asked her which she preferred and she said mumstein

>>211685196
Get her posting here lad

>>211685075
>>211685178
>>211685053
Why don't you copy a gait off a movie character and train in your house with a mirror? I thought autists could mimic behavior well

>>211685189
you ever have mussels with pasta?

it's nice

>>211685189
dangerous and downright stupid

>>211685196
fuck me

>>211685196
ever shag her in the arse

that tennis player emma whatever. quite fit. wonder what race she is.

might hit up an escort i shagged back in 2020, had a wonderful time with her
according to her page she's been 24 for at least 5 years

>>211685196
howling

you doing that thing you do shitting and playing with your own feces and eating your own poo

>>211685227
too much sauce
mussels are much better with a lighter sauce of olive oil and herbs

>>211685264
I only shag escorts 35+ and up and stealth them (not illegal)

>>211685277
Alri emma

Gagging for a poo but urgent call coming up at toil, the struggles of a wfh toiler

>>211685264
I wonder how many cocks she's taken in that time

doing a slightly diagonal handstand and firing poojectiles out my arse like mortar shells

>>211685212
been calling her weird nicknames for ages, when i was a kid i called her "mumsy" which then mutated into "mimsy" and then finally "flimsy"

eating chicken breast with ketchup

wagwan lads

>>211685178
keep walking you fucking walker

>>211685246
Fucker + Euro whack the fuck out of his bussy. Keeeeeep posting. Keeeeeeeeep posting. Keeeeeeeeerp posting.
I am khawal.

>>211685305
her last boyfriend was back in 2017 and i don't think she's had a shag since then, she's 61 now so i reckon her sex life is over

rorke still living with his mother

>>211685325
this nigga eating chicken tits

>>211685311
Based. Call mine nigga sometimes and she calls me senpai

>>211685309
Yeah but are you having fun though?

guy at the gym was pissing my off but i didn't say anything to him of course. Just allowed myself to be annoyed

>>211685218
I've tried consciously not doing it but it's impossible. Even if you could consciously make an effort to stop doing it, it's not feasible to assign mental resources to walking a specific way with every step you take in life.

It's like trying to fix your posture by deliberately pinning your shoulders back. Yes you can physically do that but you're not going to be able to do that all day every day, forever.

When normal people walk, they're not thinking about it. They don't think about the uprightness of their upper body, whether they're on their toes or not, whether their scapulas are pulled back and down, whether their hips are tight, whether their shoulders and arms are swinging freely or held rigid. Normal people just walk and it looks normal.

>>211685375
war is hell

>Public toilets have been forced to close after being smashed to pieces in an "appalling" act. Hastings Borough Council announced on June 9 that the West of Haven toilets had been closed due to vandalism.
why do yobs do it?

I walk like Mick Foley

Keeeeep posting.

face is twitching again

>>211685351
whoops replied to the wrong post teehee, this was the correct one >>211685238

been eating bags of haribo every day for the past few weeks now
I reckon diabetes is on the cards

>>211685351
the escort? mate what

Keeeeeeeeep fucking posting.

>>211685389
My toilet after a curry haha x

Rorke secretly enjoyed drama class in school more than he was supposed to and he had a natural talent at it

>>211685282
i know of one escort who lets you shag her raw for an extra $200, however she's kind of ugly so i'm not interested

>>211685264
I will one day summon the bollocks to hire an escort and when I do they WILL be over the age of 30 because I want them to be more mature

>>211685389
reckon this was cottaging gone wrong actually

it's ok if you soak the tits in salty buttermilk first

>>211685460
Keeep fucking posting, Spanio. Spit on your forefather's grave.

>>211685429
mate why are you discussing the details of your mother's sex life on here

teeth are very yellow today. need to sort that out quickly

>>211685484
>extra 200$
it's either telling her 'I don't feel much can I take it off' with no extra implied or taking it off by surprise. not paying extra

>>211685505
Keeeeeeeep fucking posting. Sniff. Fucking cuckold. Demons of tge earth. Fight me like a man. Down the flanders, cunt! Show me what you got! You filth.

>>211685490
shagged another escort once who was in her mid-late 30s, we had great chemistry and she let me spaff on her tits at no extra charge, then kissed me on the cheek when we were done, i was fairly sexually inexperienced at the time and she seemed to get off on teaching me how to shag, she had a great body as well

Nofap improves lives.

>>211685482
Abandoned such thoughts when he remembered how jewish an industry it is

>>211685548
Yes. Russian.

Who pissed in the Egyptian bot's cornflakes

>>211685546
corrrrrrr

>>211685546
ever shagged a non prossie?

>>211685586
yeah once when i was like 14, it was shite

I reminisce fondly of my NEET days and remember it being comfy even though I was even more miserable and despondent then

>>211685546
fuck me you're gonna convince me to do it talking like this

going to skip to the shops :)

>>211685482
ktim
remember we had to some improvisation thing in drama class and pretend to be a certain person in society (think it was a homeless person)
maybe because im an autist and always pretending/imagining stuff, but i was really good at it and my teacher was shocked because i was always quiet

got mingus on

>>211685572
Sniff! Cuckold. Fucking Russian here. Haha.

>>211685606
Only time I was genuinely miserable as a NEET was jobcentretoil and the grim thoughts of if I'd ever get a job

>>211685546
>we had great chemistry
mate that's her job hahahaha

air mingus

might shag another escort. been a while

>>211685609
ah you're not a total virge then

>>211685526
Had yellow teeth my whole life. Dunno what the secret to consumer whitening is. All the normies seem to know it as they all have very white teeth and I refuse to believe they are getting them professionally whitened at the dentist, but they never share their secrets because they want people (me) to have to live with yellow teeth so they can feel superior.

back from the hospital, just had a penis extension odne

>>211685649
When? He is actually a cunt! New concept.

>>211685681
how long did it take for the guy to cum?

>>211685606
being neet in the mid to late 2010s was good not so much now

>>211685683
huh?

>>211685699
i was the guy and i didn't cum lol. got kicked out after 15 minutes

>>211685609
luck of the draw really, this was in a brothel and they tend to be a bit more strict than private escorts (ie no raw blowjobs) and you have to pay for a lot of extras (like the aforementioned titty spaffing), i only forked out for the standard shag but she went above and beyond. she even let me keep going when the hour i paid for was up.
in the brothel waiting room sometimes the prossies coming in will be sort of cold and awkward, but if they're really warm and gregarious towards you like this lady was, then definitely pick her

>>211685681
expensive though

https://voca.ro/11oMbsTmhvk5 XD

>>211685720
why

incredible freakazoid believes a sex worker enjoyed shagging him
that's their job runt

>>211685744
Girls just wanna have fun I suppose!

>>211685744
was racist

>>211685765
When?

>>211685744
i said escort because it was quicker to type, but it was actually some prossie on a backstreet of the red light district. 15 minutes was the time limit and i could not get the job done in time

>>211685762
mental how a man can shag a hundred whores but still be a massive incel freak

rorke getting subbed out after 15 minutes

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>>211685881
When?

>>211685526
>>211685687
this is the british culture i came for

Fuck it. Check this out. I am a loser.

There shall be no further /brit/s

>>211685927
tell us the secret to white teeth my brother. We're dying out here

Well I can't do it, got the 300 second timer

>>211685949
says who?

so this is it
the final /brip/

>>211685960
Fluoride

>>211685971
The /brit/ High Council

>>211685960
yanks all get veneers

>>211686026
>>211686026
>>211686026

any zesty lads in

>>211685960
i use a brand called Boka which is a Nano-Hydroxyapatite (n-Ha) toothpaste
not because i care about white teeth, but because it doesnt give me canker sores
when you use it, you leave the toothpaste on the enamel and dont rinse. it says to do that on the instructions of the tube
what normies do is pay dentist for whitening and/or use whitening strips

>>211686032
alright we'll let this one go but after this DEFINITELY no further /brit/

Teach me English.

Me? I'm 6'9, bench 200kg, drive two lambos, make 400kk a year, have 6 GFS, own 9 houses, have 18 degrees, have a 200IQ, and have a 15 Inch penis