Thread 211688020

That time of day edish

>>211688020 (OP)
retard lmao

wwhat the helly

That the zoomers getting upset they missed out on good music again and are stuck with whatever pish mumble rap they listen to now?

What’s that song where John Lennon says “imagine there’s no heaven”?

>>211688020 (OP)
good provider for the cronem

>>211687949
I was just sad because I wanted to make the thread I didn't mean it sorry
better than this one

built for it

Good that it's not 2006 anymore and I don't have to hide the fact I like Lily Allen anymore since they don't speak to me anymore x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmYT79tPvLg

What's the Queens song where he sings "don't stop me now"?

>>211688079
band on the run

>>211688068
shut the FUCK up..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxtBdPwBxxU

>>211688117
we are the champions

According to Sunni islam, all LGBT behaviour is sinful
But according to Shia Islam, being trans is totally fine, but being gay is a sin
/brit/ is more transphobic that the iranian regime
In fact in Iran trans women are free to use women's facilities and bathrooms, which makes Iran better for trans rights that the UK...

>>211688135
Thanks, doing a listen

the tchaicovsky choon that goes BUM BUOM BOUMM BAAAMMM BOOOOUM

>>211688124
pfffffffffrrtyygfahwhahahhahahahahha

>>211688124
>2014
thanks for proving my point there appreciate you backing me up x

>>211688020 (OP)
The best time of the day
Off for a little walk I think

>>211688020 (OP)
>>211688091
>>211688101
how does it feel knowing you got the wrong type of autism and you're stuck like this forever?
one slightly different turn in your development and you might have become one of the successful autists who's good with computers or maths but you get this shit instead lol

corr smuglianka moldavanka sexarse

>>211688147
>>211688152
clean like a car washhhhh

l'm nearly 40 yrs old :(

>>211688157
It's satire you mongo

>>211688157
i'm just going along with the memes desu
belgian poster really changed things around here

Benjamin Netanyahu sex arse

Sir 40 years old

howdy pardners *tips cowboy hat*

>>211688156
funny how you say this every day but you are actually too mentally and physically disabled to walk anywhere without assistance so instead you sit here and pedo post until the wee hours of the morning desperately trying to get a crumb of negative attention because that is literally all you have in your entire life until the day you die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Farx4QssNEw

vibing in my evil incel lair

haven't been out in the sun in ages, just been in my smelly evil incel childhood bedroom playing evil incel video games

>>211688238
oi leave him alone

hope you're prepped to become insomniacs lads

>>211688244
he's a very bad person

>>211688191
Ironic paedophilia is still paedophilia. You are a paedophile.

>>211688185
Haha imagine being in your 40s and still posting on 4chan haha

ha

>>211688196
you are a homosexual and you have a crush on a fat 40+ year old belgian pedophile that isn't even reciprocated lmfao

>>211688239
more of a shadow tower abyss fan myself

Do you know Bibi's surname is a larp?
His actual family name is Mileikowsky
They stole the fake name Netanyahu from Jewish historical fantasy texts to better LARP as bronze age Israelites

Pure. Satire.

>>211688274
ha ha that is crazy

Got the blinds down and the blackout curtains drawn

lads am a dad now so i cant post here any more. dont miss me too much

>>211688264
I support lower-league football so I don't give a crap about corporate team a vs. corporate team b

>>211688264
lets go Auckland

>>211688020 (OP)
fucking UM

>>211688294
do you know who asked?

lads
my LITTLE brother (24 years old) still has the palette of a child
hates mushrooms, hates tomatoes, hates basically anything healthy on his plate no matter how peng it tastes

how do I coerce him to grow up?

>>211688196
proper weirdo you are
only ironically posting about interracial paedophilia

>>211688309
no you aren't spaki stop lying

>>211688020 (OP)
rape for all of them

>>211688330
mushrooms are grim tbf

>>211688294
all surnames are a larp
might change mine when dadberg dies

imagine being so forever alone the only person you manage to make a connection with in your entire life is ziedbelg and even he doesn't like you back

>>211688320
big if true

>>211688367
ᵘᵐ

>>211688330
im 30 and cant do tomatoes. worst part of spag bol is crunching down on a tomato bumole

off out to the penis and balls museum anyone want owt

>>211688330
dont mind the tomato flavour but not the biggest fan of whole/halved tomatoes 2bh

>>211688395
Bag of nails please mate *twerks my arse*

>>211688369
you're actually mental lad (disrespectfully)
mushrooms of all sorts are pengaleng

>>211688294
The foreign minister is ukranian too and changed his name

>>211688395
do they have t shirts? one in xxl please

Fascism

>>211688367
fucking UM

>>211688364
trying to convince wifeberg that hes called bradley

>>211688279
>>211688361
14 ceramic
14 onyx

>>211688367
umissimo

>>211688388
>>211688401

mushrooms and tomatoes both in my top 10 foodstuffs

>>211688460
yeah exactly, whats the problem?

>>211688420
Don't taste like much to me but they're mushy and orrible proper grandad food like

>>211688460
ktim

>>211688460
literally me

>>211688454
this is your entire life

>>211688239
https://youtu.be/8Dn1Rf4I2bU?t=570
do u listen to dungeonslop?

>>211688330
I work with a 50 year old man who will only eat ham sandwiches

leftypol tucking into a delicious bowl of tomatoes

>>211688020 (OP)
we're soon gonna have lame ass uniforms like those in schools
I'm glad I'm not a zoomer or whatever the smaller ones are called now

>>211688460
kahteem kahteem kahteem
it's the wateriness and texture, you see

*serves you all beef wellingtons*

need a pussay patrol t shirt

janny is a pig

>>211688500
theres 2 of those at my work. porridge at tea break and ham sangers at dinner, what a life

>>211688535
delicious, thanks pal x

>>211688500
Based.

bound to be some child in this thread who doesn't live olives as well

wyboiiiii give me ya pud pud

Hmm something about this delicious beef wellington seems unusual

I'm sure it's nothing

runt characteristics
>picks tomatoes, mushrooms or onions off food
>fussy about spice
>doesn't like chicken off the bone
>struggles to eat vegetables
>can't eat sardines out of a tin
>dilutes coffee, whiskey and other strong drinks with milk or mixer

>>211688490
what fucking mushrooms have you been eating

>>211688495
lmao mate are you the one who always asks zeidy what he gets out of posting those things?

the only thing I have eaten that I didn't like was headcheese and even then it was just the texture

>>211688594
surely you meant on the bone

>>211688594
>yeah i only drink BLACK coffee because i'm a MAN!
crypto-runt

>>211688601
Cooked ones like in spagbol

smackhead was fitting out in the middle of town today and not a single person cared, people walking directly by him

if it wasn't for me calling an ambulance i highly doubt anyone would, what a soulless shithole we live in

>>211688594
>doesn't like chicken off the bone
very specific that one

just want to be dosed up to the eyeballs on vallium all day and not worry about anything

>>211688621
with bone attached, as in, eating it off the bone

Are you ready to die for NATO lads?

>>211688637
never had a mushy mushroom in my life that's bizarre
they must've been rotten

>>211688395
Maybe a novelty pencil and rubber shaped as the aforementioned

>>211688498
...yh

>>211688618
>headcheese
is this a euphemism for smegma

>>211688644
know so many runts who need chicken in nugget form cus they don't like to see the bone

>>211688631
rattled

>>211688594
this poor mad bint literally had an eating disorder and the photo was from an article about it

>>211688608
who?

>>211688664
nato chance!

>>211688644
the litmus test here is the KFC order, if you order a boneless banquet, you're a pleb, simple as. You can have boneless chicken as part of a meal featuring some original recipe, but just having glorified chicken nuggets is runtish.

lts officially, some slav woman l've never heard of has announced it

>>211688638
imagine saving a smackhead lmao, he'll be out robbing grannies next week and that's on you

>>211688638
you know when paramedics save a junkies life by giving them the antagonist to whatever they're on, they often get extremely aggressive and violent because they go from the best high of their life straight into withdrawal. really nice people those junkies, definitely deserve saving

>>211688669
post favorite dungeonslop!

>>211688665
Maybe I meant soft. I like things that I have to bite and chew properly. I will try a mushroom for you next time I'm shopping mr america

>>211688686
For me it’s the night bucket for one

the italian fascist gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVUHjXF2chA

>>211688686
For me it’s the night bucket for one

>>211688685
HAHAHAHAHA

>>211688638
you did the right thing ignore the other lads

>>211688706
post your favourite matgeek first

>>211688674
no it is a french delicacy where they make a jelly out of an entire pigs head

>>211688686
>kfc
Alri moneybags

>>211688686
KFC is quintessential runtslop, i wouldnt get elitist on what people order mate lmao

For me, it's the humble spicy chicken paki pizza.

>>211688686
KFC is dogshit are you really that yankified?

>>211688746
missed the point

>>211688757
fuck off is that real

link the video

>>211688708
get some crimini (also sometimes called "baby bellas") and slice them or get pre-sliced (these have to be used quickly so they don't go off) then put them in a pan with a bit of hot oil or fat and brown them well
salt them after browning them, if you add salt before they will start to release water and will not brown properly
adding a little thyme and/or sage is nice too
you will like this

BOMBACLAAAT

entering hour no.9 of the mandatory elearning courses to work as a barman on a zero hour contract (I have a first from a russell group)

>>211688757
>big ebony booty compilation
>bbw huge ass fart

Apologise for what you did to us

>>211688805
Was going to suggest this but with a different variety

yes i'd like the happy meal with BONES IN please

you add water first and simmer it off then add oil when sautéing mushrooms otherwise they just absorb the oil and come out mushy

>>211688805
Cheers lad I'll give it a go I WANT to like them

>>211688829
>One of the primary sources of oxygen is the air around us
fascinating stuff

>>211688757
SCREAMING

>>211688706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxgVmpAk538

Imagine we make the news and it's just Zeidy spam

>>211688839
>ebony pmv

>>211688845
which one?

ordering a 'kizza tonight
tuna sweetcorn pineapple 14" with mozzarella dippers and some chicken wings on the side

>>211688892
get in you fat cunt

>>211688843
you did it to yourself
see scotland
they fell in line

so how much did that fresh rolex set you back?

>>211688870
yep this one is classic1, goated of all times sauce
people try to steal this guys style all the time because hes the tastemaker

found this the other day
https://youtu.be/AgDjg5T-n5U?si=ufrjS9JavCN4lI_B
some ukranian lady living in latin america doing synth music
had a very DUNGEONesque vibe to it

>>211688829
>>211688867
this must be so interesting if you are 5 years old

>>211688907
come onnnnnn
*gets my fucking tits out*

might start worshiping the sun or wolves or something

One of the primary sources of methane is the air around us

>>211688972
only thing i worship is my arse

>tuna on pizza
that must fucking reek

>this music is good because it's obscure
autism

>>211688911
APOLOGISE ANGLOID SCUM

>>211688972
Jesus Christ deserves worship because He freed us from the catches of death

>>211688789
no, the point is if you're at KFC you're already a runt

>>211688935
i don't listen to dungeon synth as much anymore i tend to prefer black metal these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gi3YxEJpao

speaking of arse worship

>>211688992
okay
i am sorry – no, WE are sorry.

I can't afford kfc

>>211688972
sun worship is very good for you

dont understand why you would order pizza from chain restaurants, or even worse the paki mystery meat shops when you can get a more authentic style pizza from your local italian restaurant

if we were flowers we would worship the sun
so why not now?

>>211689083
I can't afford that

>>211688829
remember they just want to filter out as many people who cant be arsed as possible. the entire point is to make you give up so they dont have to process your application

so my taxes go to...

>migrant's bellies and hotels
>tranny sex changes
>israel and jews

>>211689094
its like £5 more mate

>>211689137
old article

>>211689105
I'm already hired, this is on the clock

>>211689154
don't think anything's changed in the last few months..

>>211689137
thats socialism for you

Jenna is undeniably BUILT

>>211689145
Yeah sure enjoy your golden phone and italian pizza

>>211688829
>(I have a first from a russell group)
subject?

>>211689137
t. benefits scrounger who never worked a day in his life

>>211689176
i'm self employed and i'm actually aware of how much i pay in tax because i literally submitted my tax return the other day

>>211689184
woo hoo - the fratellis

>>211689173
tuba

what

>>211689173
Linguistics

>>211688829
spaki

hotwife

>>211689190
oh yeah? prove it
post your bank statements, tax returns, home and work address, full name, portrait and profile pictures of your face, heigh, weight, blood type, passport number, wifi password, and IP address

>>211689173
Geography

Remember when people just got married at the drop of a hat

*saunters into the thread*
morning fellow shaggers

raping my boyfriend (he likes it)

Absolutely scorchio out there lads, will be getting fucking bladdered in the beer garden after toil can't WAIT

How do I move uk?

>>211689170
things are looking up

>>211689279
peronis quaking in their bottles

>>211689264
Murican women still want to, if you're boyfriend and girlfriend for two years out there many people think something's wrong if you're not engaged

I shall be staying in

>>211689296
just be brown or black
thats literally it

>>211689296
small boat

>>211689314
get the kinowalk done

>>211689296
ziedbelg's crush

>>211689296
Are you cronem?

>>211689167
You're not Denmark

Congolese nigger BBC nigger poo

>>211689314
strathclyde mentioned

Leftypol listening to Green day as he reads the latest guardian column about how shit of a country England is from his newbuild home in Essex.

shaping up to be a very pleasent second half of june

>>211689428
Want to meet up at M&D's?

So we'll march day and night
By the big cooling tower.
They have the plant
But we have the power.

>>211689390
free ma nigga bobby shmurda
cmon its bobby :P

gs for ma goon squad

>>211689365
While I have no idea who that is, they probably have to take precautions to not get banned

oh look yet another dogshit spammer using the paedophile vpn hopping tool

23 degrees outside, scorcher

i'm a pure innocent virgin lads

>>211689501
don't get it do you

>>211689509
Tomatobergs on a mad one

>>211689170
The most pathetic thing about all that is he posted it on reddit

Was educating mumstein about white genocide earlier

>>211689521
care to explain what is jewish about tomatoes exactly?

Ok I think im going to put canadian flags on the filter, I dont know why all of their posters are so terrible it makes no sense proportionally but i've had enough

>>211689452
no i don't

i'm persian but couldn't care less about this 'conflict', lived in england since i was 8 anyway so i consider myself british at this point

George droyd AI fully sentient niggabot

>>211689558
you’re brown

>>211689558
Need you in charge of Reform UK pronto

>>211689549
based
the nogs on this track are atrocious

>>211689558
>i'm persian
Iranian, you mean. Unless you're in your 60s.

>>211689559
landing

>>211689572
so what
>>211689615
no im persian

>>211689558
Guise a blowjob brownie

>>211688020 (OP)
chock full o covid but have nothing in the house to eat, suppose I'll have to go down to asda and stock up on chicago town pizzas

only fajita, no wrap

>Just a day before the strikes, Salami had said that Iran was "fully ready for any scenarios, situations, and circumstances".
>"The enemy thinks it can fight Iran the same way it fights defenceless Palestinians who are under an Israeli siege," he said. "We are war-tested and experienced."

Well that's the 'aki 'za ordered. Now we wait

>>211689640
>no im persian
We call it Iran now

slutwife

Just got chatted up by a Nubian night sky vanta black not-yet-unlocked sort of African bird in Castle Court lads. She gave me her number and everything. The dilemma is that I'm a big racist and as such found her face very unappealing. The body however was fucking mental. Absolutely perfect sized titties and a small waist.

Do I bite the bullet and try shagging a big black arse?

I know it's not exactly a controversial opinion nowadays but I really fucking hate boomers, they're always bitching about others but then do nothing but beg for gibs and respect.

Need them all fucking frozen NOW. If I was in charge I would spend billions in taxpayers money to have air con installed in every old cunts house with the temp locked at 10c

When they start being uppity cunts, I send a signal out to reduce the temp by 1 degree each time

>>211689646
>covid
grow up

>>211689644
gay cunt
>>211689668
dont care

>>211689655
salami is dead meat !

In a proper country for the weekend

Rorke sitting in his smelly childhood bedroom opening up the latest lotus eaters video about how shit living in England is.

Dark fruits weather this

AND IRAN
IRAN SO FAR AWAAAAAYYYYY
THE JEWS ATTACKED TODAYYYYY

I couldn't get away

>>211689719
Flat pint and Frites en Elton. Enjoy mate

>>211689719
looks like elton john farted on it

>>211689719
flatter than a witch's tit!

>>211689719
toasted bread? coated in fondue?

What is the secret of bong girls?
why are they so perfect and unique?

>>211689736
it doesn't taste bad with all the preservatives in it tbf

>>211689713
>consider yourself British
>homophobic
Right, that’s it. Get out of my country you FUCKING SANDNIGGER

>>211689769
shitty country produces beautiful women

>>211689786
my country pioneered transgenderism thoughever

>>211689758
Imagine the horrors those two bairns have experienced.

Chilling

>>211689821
Prefer an outie, me

mental how hard lil peep goes

>>211689821
cunny-esque

>>211689837
here's your attention mate

how does /brit/ feel about belle?

get the pure satire posted

just know that absolutely fucking reeks

>>211689867
never met her

>>211689867
Not a fan of white women me

>>211689867
settle down shadman
its not 2012 anymore

right then
that a fanny

>>211689867
>ruined her perfect body with those shit wannabe goth tattoos for a fad
many such cases

>>211689867
looks retarded and not hot hope she's saving her money

>>211689910
um

please watch gay porn

>>211689867
they're fake ya mong

shan't be looking at porn anymore so don't post any please

do we think belle wouldve crashed the indian plane if she was flying it?

>>211689859
She's 4 foot tall and fat, can find her from the watermark

>>211689859
um?!?!

>>211689913
They're obviously temporary tattoos

>>211689821
the perfect pussy - a straight line

>>211690027
>niggas be like "am i balding"

>>211689867
Exploited nonces to make money so I don't mind cuz nonces deserve to be robbed. Would bet a lot of money she's really mousey and polite in person, which is why she hams it up so much online. Likely raised without a father.

>>211690027
look at that niggas hairline

>>211690056
Private

>>211690039
phew
anyway she's hitting the wall at light speed these photos look terrible and are not arousing at all

>>211690107
what about this

ummm

>>211690027
he could easily just push that to the side and cover it up. he's doing it on purpose.

>>211690127
that's better

>>211690127
Eat.

>>211690127
Got a gf, so I have access to this IRL everyday.

>>211690127
*shoves twelve-spiked medieval mace up there and rips it back out*

>>211690174
edgy

>>211690127
she shaved her arse lmao

Make it

>>211690203
Trap.

>>211690209
And bless her for it

off out to the Big Black Cans shop for some cans

>>211690278

>>211690278

>>211690278

please all rise for the gay porn national anthem

>>211690231
Holocaust mega collab.