Thread 211690278

norgetråden edition

yo man's at the greggs in london senpai

um i love norgetråden op images they are so cute :3

Jenna Coleman is the most beautiful thing Britain has ever produced

>>211690303
pimlico?

>gymtoil
DONE
>showertoil
DONE
>toiltoil
DONE (in 30 minutes but im checked out for the day lol)
just dinner and tea toil to go x

Being referred to Prevent for my anti-immigration views
I simply must be deradicalised

>>211690278 (OP)
wonder what they talk about there
poo, probably

walked past a tranny in the street today, needless to say they fucking reeked lol

>>211690321
fire in the park

new veitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn54efbMGbQ

>>211690319
vghhhhh primordial aboriginal european basco-atlantid phenotype

Cheeky £8 off paki pizza

Feast your eyes on this

>>211690361
or "BUILT"

>>211690322
Nice lad, bit of conditioning work at the gym for me tonight. Looking forward to couple of cold bevaroos in the garden after

Do you believe in gnomes?

Do you believe in life after gnomes?

Why has everyone just gone mental now? It seemed like people were mental enough in 2019 but it was still mostly contained online. Even the normies are constantly sperging now. Was it lockdown? TikTok?

might make a contribution to the slop industrial complex

>>211690397
got one in my garden with a little fishing rod so yes obviously

strathclyde empire sub-edition

BUSS… BUSSS…. BUSSSSS

WHERE THE FUCK IS DIEGO

rorke moving to norway and changing his name to rörke

>>211690381
Womfy

>>211690426
with the great spirit in the sky

>>211690438
Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red
Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead

>>211690278 (OP)
https://www.twitch.tv/rubaz/clip/BumblingHelpfulPastaPJSugar-Pisxj1yJ_T6hTbkb?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time

It incelwalk weather this
Gonna do my usual loop, a nice quick 3.5km circuit

should go to the gym myself today

back to school try on haul kind of afternoon

>>211690456
The runts who run to mcdonalds when there’s anything new on the menu are the most pathetic people imaginable

>>211690422
yass

>>211690422
Based.

>>211690473
going to do mine in a bit as i've not moved in 2 days
might measure the km too think its a lot shorter than that though

Nigel Farage and the Brown Biomass

>>211690473
Fucking sweating after going for a dander there (not an incel walk as I always talk to people when I'm out and about)

>>211690473
walk or run?

>Warm but cloudy and humid
Literally the worst weather to walk in are you mad

>porn
>paedophilia
>poo

>>211690530
What just random people?

The Black Dick

lol

Dangerous day to be a nice cold pint of lager yes lads

>>211690565
Yeah. Got the kind of appearance people find very welcoming and approachable but am also very personable so I start conversations too. Probably a 60/40 split in favour of strangers talking to me.

>>211690553
sometimes it's pedo poo porn. you know that one webm

mr cattenberg

>>211690606
Fair play

>>211690319
There are English Colemans and Irish Colemans. She appears to be an Irish Coleman

Zoomers won't know this but you don't actually have to check the news ten times a day and have an opinion on everything even though it doesn't affect you

where's ziedbelg ive got a question for him

just realised White men prefer tits because they produce milk (white), while subhumans prefer asses because they produce shit (brown)

Third massive poo of the day underway. Genuinely have no idea how this much poo exists inside me. Lost half a stone with earlier's poo.

>>211690633
catborg

>>211690594
>@grok who is that depicted in the photo of the original tweet?
>The figure in the image is likely a symbolic depiction of evil or Satan
grok on a mad one

Coleman sounds a bit...you know

Offers still there mate, 6ft 7, muay Thai licence (I teach it after doing it for over 11 years) happy to walk alongside you and give our Fred a day off now that things are ramping up, from Salford originally but currently in the south east, happy to come up and lend a hand NO charge at all ever.
You're the man Charlie and we will always have your back brother.

open the fucking pubs

That's hot

>>211690658
For me it's legs thoughbeit

when i was at uni i used to have a shower only about once a month

>>211690658
much to think about

>>211690710
haha quality this

>>211690594
The future turned out to be so fake and gay

>>211690710
they're open ya fucking daft DICK

>>211690658
woah..

>>211690731
what do legs produce

>>211690776
Serbian flag up.

>>211690792
erections

he love chip

>>211690823
zoomers post this on a sunny summer friday from their smelly bedrooms instead of going out for a pint and making friends

fucking woke computer cursor now highlights sand people writing backwards absolutely sick of it all

Normieberg LOVES his current things

>>211690731
>legs
of any particular variety...?

I have many regrets

>>211690594
>get absolutely humiliated
>launch a pathetic salvo of copesneeds in response (none reach their target)
>resort to posting /pol/ memes on twitter while being bombed with impunity

>>211690872
zoomers dont go to the pub
also you dont make friends unless you already have them

>>211690823
planes flew into those buildings. but did they?

>>211690823
you're a virgin who doesn't leave his home how does any of this affect you lmao

>>211690843
I would have survived that

>>211690640
She's British, that's all that matters

>>211690872
>Zoomers
9/11

>>211690919
you are an antisocial freakazoid mate it's over for you

>>211690493
that's just life for a lot of people
toil away until the next movie/menu item/product comes out

>>211690912
they really should have nuclear weapons idk why they havent managed to make one

>>211690919
>zoomers dont go to the pub
Yes they do

>>211690921
yeah mate. quite a few people saw it

The whole point of certain countries being against nuclear proliferation is to stop other countries from disrupting the entrenched post-WW2 world order.

>>211690899
I actually invented that gimmick and now regret it

>>211690967
kill yourself pedo freak

Unironically though how does rorkes mum afford to keep replacing his Next jeans?

>>211690919
there are people that could fly to a different country they've never been and in a day make friends with people that can't even speak english
you're just an asocial freak

>>211690967
must get hard with that mi5 van parked outside all the time

shocking

>Just go to the pub lol
My local unironically got turned into accommodation for refugees

it's too hot to wank

>>211690949
but did they?

>>211690996
No it didn't, rorke

>>211691014
yeah mate

>>211690945
because they are retarded muzzies?
not that complicated

>>211691031
It did, that's why I said unironically

>>211690996
It's my refugee accommodation for when the mrs tells me to fuck off haha

>>211690930
and she’s been BLACKED

Cooking some prawn korma for the gfberg tonight, when's the last time you cooked for your missus instead of the other way around eh?

A new woman started at work today. She's only 5ft tall but must weigh about 20 stone. She said, 'Hi, I'm Anita'
I said I can see that you fat cunt

>>211691045
haha true

>>211691055
source for this claim?

>>211691070
ever shag her up the arse?

>>211691049
luv brown hair
luv brown eyes
Så enkelt er det.

Let's be honest though, you DO look

>>211691055
it's really hot
>>211691054
my tongue would never leave Jenna's holes

Missus isn't chuffed I've had three pints already. Miserable tart.

>>211691070
yesterday mate. she's fucking shite at cooking so I do it

>>211691070
she usually cooks and leaves mr leftovers to eat from the floor while i prep her bull

brit widows look like this?

>>211691096
not on korma night that's just asking for disaster

>>211691084
Anita Shite

>>211691104
is this hull?

got the tennis on x

>Cohen
>Goldman
>Coleman
Hmm

>>211691070
I prepare 99% of the meals for me and my wife because I am a much better cook than her.

>>211691090
Inside No. 9, Series 5, Episode 2 "Death Be Not Proud"

>>211691120
would you die in kashmir to smell one of her farts sir?

>>211691097
Virkelig god smag, min ven.
>>211691139
COALMAN
Because she likes her men black like coal

Racism is the new black

Hull mentioned

Don't men tend to be better cooks than women overall?

>>211691157
she's weird looking desu

>>211691132
Yes mate just down from The Deep

Do all your wives and girlfriends know about your little incel forum? What do you say when she catches you giggling to yourself, or she sees a bbc on the screen?

>>211691157
mr potato head looking ahh

>>211691181
Yes but it was considered a woman's role for a very long time and almost everywhere on earth that they prepare food for their family.

Men give better blowjobs than women

>>211691185
If by "weird" you mean "gorgeous" then yeah

>>211691145
most she does in that episode is kiss a black guy, and she does so in a position where the camera doesn't even see it
she hasn't been blacked

friday night I'm going nowhere
all my shites are changing green to red

>>211691218
No one here has wives or girlfriends

>>211691189
Curious about how old that building on the right is

>>211691189
I've been down there in a boat

>>211691180
fairly certain my grandad has dropped and smashed a pint glass in this exact pub

the lad who survived a plane crash yesterday? completely forgotten

>all your wives and girlfriends
Bro is lost lmao

our woke overlords forcing me to poo

>>211691233
explain this then

>>211691244
late-18th century
(I'm from beverley, work in hull and googled it before)

>>211691225
Strange because I was always told women love a man who can cook.

Umn

just seen some pure satire

>>211691271
The real explanation needed is why the fuck you have that saved on your computer.

um

boards.4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-dk)

>>211691271
body off model

mfs be posting shit that make a nigga go ummmm

>>211691231
Uncanny AI filter makes her look worse

Sven GORAN Ericsson

umgardium leviosa

Honestly that sort of crass, artless BBCposting makes me appreciate the Belgian's craft

Standing outside the carriage because I got scared of all the people

>>211691222
moonface

The British elite are a degenerate bunch of negro, muslim and jew lovers.

>>211691302
So I can jerk off to it?

>>211691325
ziedy really developed an entire lore for his gimmick

Hull is a class city tbqh lads

It's genuinely different to a lot of England

>>211691325
the man has standards, you can't deny that
he's not getting unfiltered though

mental how unfunny sam hyde and his gay friends are now

boards.4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-in)

Metal elvis got me during lockdown, never been the same since

>>211691286
True but the gender roles were still such that the woman is the homemaker, now that seems to have been turned on its head by feminism.

Most of the women I know can barely cook at all while all my male friends are into cooking and are pretty adventurous

>>211691347
I bet there's a paki talking on loudspeaker

pussy

>>211691361
I'm going back to hull to live with mummy next month
not sure how I feel about it, haven't been there much in the last 4 years

>>211691361
Fucking hell mate we get it you left your bedroom for the first time this year

>>211691366
Sam Hyde has about 3 funny jokes, aside from that he's never been that funny.

>>211691218
She knows about it and just doesn't get it considering she's autistic

>>211691396
it's the last white city untouched by the evils of wokeness

>>211691316
Prepare for it

>>211691233
why did you actually go and check omds

Might move to Hull

>>211691388
Was actually a white road man scouser talking loudly to some woman talking about he can’t wait to come off license

>>211691415
Toby ^.^ xx

>>211691366
he's funny when he tries to be

>>211691388
Actually did ask one of them to stop it once on a train and he just looked at me confused before immediately going back to speaking loudly on the phone

ziedbelg isn't going to shag you no matter how much you polish his cock heathernonce

>>211691271
lot of tattoos on that blackoid right behind her

That big bridge and Spiders is the only thing to see in Hull

>>211691343
zoidberg won't like this

Went in CEX earlier and there was a lad on speakerphone talking to a woman about how any time he has money saved up he ends up smashing the house up and needing to spend it on a new telly etc.

>>211691445
kek you got done

>>211691459
spids reeks mate

is it dare i say beer o clock?

>>211691451
One for every time he's knocked Jenna up while I watched

give me my fucking refund you mug

>Searching for posts that contain ‘Sven GORAN Ericsson’ and in ‘gb’. 67 results found.
what kind of mental illness is this?

>>211691398
??? I'm Mr Worldwide

>>211691482
Yeah but you can get a pint of snakebite for like £2

Gentlemen, it's beer o'clock

Feeling dandelion and burdock.

Need a Wasian gf

dr oetker pizza in the air fryer for my evil bastard incel tea

>>211691588
Tyrone's crush

lads, my mate's cheating on his gf behind her back, don't really know what to do his gf is lovely and all but I don't really know her and he's a close mate so it's not really my business

>>211691343
>1 in 10 women who date black men are murdered
lmao okay

Any zesty niggas in?

>>211691574
Corr

fucking rorke LOVES his air fryer

>>211691588
she looks like she gives good rim jobs and ball sucking

Need a BBC addicted Jenna hotwife

>>211691616
literally you rn

>>211691623
Niggas are ZESTY

>>211691616
Get her shagged obviously

>>211691616
hey that's my gimmick posting that every few months you cheeky prick

>>211691630
u ring that bell

can still feel more poo in my gut even after those three massive poos

>>211691529
Why u using my pics for freak

James looked around. He was alone in a sea of yanks and JFs

A chill ran down his spine

>>211691629
Long legs are great for getting choked out with

>>211691664
?

hey everybody look at me im gay!

Always thought Bjork was a bit chinky
Turns out she just looks like that

>>211691529
mental when you look at photos like this and realise how deathly ugly the uk is.

Air fryer is one of those things that mark out your class. They’re a very working class/lower middle class thing. Same with massive TVs.

If I go into a humble working class home I’m expecting a double stacked Ninja Air Fryer, a massive 50inch plus TV, probably grey furnishings. If I’m going into an upper middle class home, I’m expecting a small TV in the living room (maybe an old LCD from 10 years ago or more), a nice range cooker and maybe a bread maker or an espresso machine (not a pod one) where the air fryer would go.

>>211691746
Yeah wish we had some heckin' water

Hoovered up about 8 spiders, must've massacred an entire family aha x

>>211691734
We can tell by the flag mate

the godless orient getting her stinky feet out

>>211691735
she was called "china girl" at school

>>211691782
My crush

on the coffee
bit rough in this heat but we power through it

thoughts?

Mate won't shut the fuck up about the gym, absolute boring bastard.

>yeah I do six sets of 8 crouchy lifties and 4 sets of 5 pullurumps, then I normally wind down with a PB attempt on the bumboy bench

Fucking do one, nobody cares, not even other gym people. I know this because I used to be a gym person and I'd just wait until they stopped talking because it was then my turn to talk shite that nobody listens to for half an hour.

Booooooooring cunts

>>211691782
Shit wrong player sorry

>>211691658
One of many zesty webms in Rorke's secret folder on his computer

Destroying things feels so good

>>211691804
Just add ice

sweaty tennis girl feet

Doing a stable diffusion wank to some cheeky deepfakes

Went to school with a white lad who just had slightly darker skin like he was tanned all the time
We were racist towards him the entire time lmao

>>211691807
he says on /brit/

>>211691658
...yh

>>211691759
povvos love their air fryers, their massive tellies, their grey furnishings, their smeg kettles, their ninja gadgets, their massive yank style fridge freezers. it’s all about projecting an image whereas to someone with money these things are purely functional and nobody they have over is going to be impressed by the size of their TV or the brand of their fridge because they can all easily afford whatever one they want. same reason posh people tend to drive older more beat up motors whereas you get deanos and poor pakis from up north spending a fortune financing beemers to project an image.

>>211691849
ice would just melt in a coffee you daft twat

>>211691848
Alri Keir

>>211691895
You use cold water instead of hot mong boy

>>211691885
She knows what she's doing

>>211691896
me driving a bus

>>211691923
Like a black guy destroying Jenna's bloodline with his cum?

>>211691896
here we have video evidence of the bender bus

Can't even look at an attractive woman these days
Too depressing

>>211691923
Bible.

>>211691885
Who is this?

What type of vibes do you give off?

off out to the poo centre for some poo

>>211691981
Rockstar vibes

Sir Ban Evader

>>211691981
Based alpha vibes

>>211691759
Doesn't really make sense why the higher class home has a worse television

>>211691759
Everyone is lower middle class these days. There's no difference.
Also big lol if you think rich people make their own bread.

>>211691946
you've been posting about this for literal years
hope you've got friends and things worth living for mate, grim existence if you don't

sucking a beck's

>>211691991
ROCKSTAR VIBES
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V
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Wouldn't mind watching the darts but it's just absolute jobber countries playing

need a loyal gf

>>211691998
He's talking shite, loads of them have massive 70" home cinema screens

another weekend of doing absolutely fuck all is it?

>>211691981
activeee gym lad vibes

>>211691981
dunno. don't really care.

>>211692038
could have went to the pub but i didn't (that was last night)

>>211692041
wait.. is he walking towards the camera?

>>211691956
Because none will measure up to Jenna?
>>211692002
just having a laff m8

>>211692024
wish i were a hot woman

>>211691991
Used to unironically get told this. Now I give off "lovely" vibes apparently (i cut my long hair), which I dont like so I'm going harder in to the gym to look scarier.

>>211692069
no
its an illusion

>>211692072
alri lad relax you're gonna make us look like a buncha poofs

Would it really be so bad if we just sent them back?

I've got four kings

Get jealous when I hear about another person being successful because I'm a smelly no life incel

>>211692090
just not gay though is it

>>211692096
umm

>>211692034
I figured!

So bored I might watch the Club World Cup

/brit/ stands with Israel and the Jewish elite

>>211691883
>same reason posh people tend to drive older more beat up motors
This is literally just poorfag cope.

>>211692150
ummingtonshire

>>211692162
I like jewesses

>>211692150
ain't that just the cutest thing ya ever seen

>>211691998
It’s just more likely that they have an older and therefore smaller television than a working class person. They spend less time in front of it and they dont feel the need to impress anyone so they’re less likely to upgrade. Also massive TVs are generally seen as pretty gaudy, when you have a nice thoughtfully decorated house and enormous TV that takes up half the wall kinda ruins the vibe. If they want a big screen they’re more likely to have a dedicated home theatre room
>>211692000
A lot of my rich friends’ parents seem to be going through a bread maker craze at the moment.

>>211692150
corr

>>211692162
>>211692196
eretz yisrael

>>211692196
Sarah has a rack like THAT??!?

go on then

>>211692231
Who is top left?

Big fan of the slightly Jewish American public radio type lasses
Wouldn't like me at all thoughbeit

i dont want new thread..

off out to the poo store

>>211692223
hold on...

projecting an evil incel vibe to strangers who don't know I'm actually a big fat cuddly bear

i dont like "jenna" avatar

>>211692271
jennifer connelly

>>211692315
Irish diaspora

So that's another /brit/ done then

>>211692314
it's pure satire

One of the Iranian scientists the jews murdered. Probably a pure descendant of ancient Aryans/Scythians.

This is a war of semitic Jews against Aryan leadership.

Sieg um jeden Preis.

AI girlfriend I can see with my own toe eyes when

>>211692343
The German is cringe, stop writing in German

emmabros...

get it made rokre

>>211692359
of for fuck#s sake

>people really want to stop this from coming to their country
???

>>211692386
all I can see when I see feet pics like these is the GNOME logo

>>211692381
>rokre

rokre park

Walking to the White House: The 190cm Master Race Story

>>211692041
>>211692413
who did it better?

*fires rorke reclined in my chair like a boss*
whatcha going to do rorke then eh sonny boy

page 9.

you know the rules.

Rorke Park is when /brit/ FC plays, their main stadium sponsor is Rasheed IT Solutions

I have never made the new

POO

>>211692451
The Enoch Powell Stand

>>211692441
kev

cold out
irish weather

So this is it

The last /btit/

>>211692451
Give it mousey til the end of the season

>>211692343
All they do is murder aryans

>>211692609
>>211692609
>>211692609

women be like
NEED to go down the high street and pay a little chinaman to do my nails

>>211692632
yeah?