Thread 211710375

abolish the fucking monarchy edition

>>211710375 (OP)
I am the king of england

I was watching TV yesterday which I usually don't do and I noticed something with the commercials.
When did everyone in Britain become black and gay? Why is every white woman in an interracial relationship? When did everyone get bleach white teeth and start smiling like an ape and dancing because they saw a new product?

>>211710397
What's that like

im a royalist. took an oath didn't i. so i cant participate in anti-monarchy chit chat.

>>211710375 (OP)
if it all kicks off in the middle east unfortunately we'll be dragged into it, realistically if the bomb drops there and we all ignore it we'd be completely fine but that's not what'll happen innit

got the count dankula on

I'm a crazed hermit

The rate of the LGBT people is doubling with every generation. At that rate of exponential growth we'll all be gay within 100 years.

>>211710415
they suck your poo out for you
most people need to strain and push their poo out, not you. you get it sucked out

>>211710441
Imagine watching nazi paedos like him and sargon
You're not a 12 year old incel anymore, grow up

Can non-black/brown people be roadmen?

>>211710510
What do Papua New Guinea women look like?

>>211710538
who?

>>211710531
you'd have 5 tribesmen spears sticking out of you before you even got to know

>>211710542
Nevermind then

Sir Charles Veitch

>>211710484
You will never be a woman.
Stay away from kids, trooncel freak.

>>211710526
they stole their culture from chavs

>>211710567
>k'mere waahte booy...giv mama a kiss me wan dalala

>>211710572
was he in the king's birthday honours?

>>211710605
The shit.

>>211710578
chav culture is sweatpants with adidas jackets right?
roadmen culture seems like offer jackets with balaclavas and rap

>>211710415
boy rape all day

>>211710632
zip it eshay dog cunt

>>211710605
If the King were based, yes

>>211710375 (OP)
Bitch ass Keir Starmer is going to hate this

>>211710604
very funny except most of these lasses can cast spells and make you submissive

Sir King Starmer

...a bit of privacy, please

>>211710646
feral povvo mutt staunching me up lol

have never posted on /v/ in my life
what's it like there?

>>211710714
it not good

>>211710714
It's my understanding they talk about video games and such

I tried the steak sandwich from bbc & the juice and is taste like shit

>>211710714
great unless you like video games, then it’s pure shit

>>211710738
where'd you get that idea from?

forgot what I was gonna post

morning everyone

>>211710714
i have a couple of threads i make every now and then that are guaranteed to hit 500 replies every time
i don't even look at the discussion lol

>>211710714
I'm currently banned from posting there for saying game reviewers are jewish

Chrissy, he’s fucked up

>>211710773
papuan hips, her

get on the dating apps lads

Haven't had thrush in a while, went through a period where I would get it every few months

>>211710782
is that angrygato gozaimasu

>>211710751
>>211710780
>>211710782
so I'm not missing anything?

>>211710806
imagine if someone filmed me on my phone in public and i was looking at chess problems. would be highly embarassing

>>211710806
it's been established for years that the apps penalise this behaviour (in men)

selective swiping yields much better results. If you swipe yes on everyone it considers you a bot

>>211710832
not really
it's heavily astroturfed by both marketing companies and private discord groups trying to control the narrative about certain games

>>211710874
she looks so dissapointed

>>211710871
>oh my god he's looking for a queen sack how quaint you just know he would never look for that in a real game

>>211710832
not much

what was it like in britain today?

>>211710407
>commercials

>>211710919
wouldn't know

>>211710874
I cannot fathom some people go on dates and sit across from things that look like this

I've never installed the apps in my life half the time I forget people actually date and have relationships with things that look like that, it's unfathomable

>>211710893
i do look for puzzle solutions in real gaems though

>>211710574
>hetero man
>Congruent/expected answer(s)
>Trans woman
erm

>>211710934
yeah her boobs are too distracting

>>211710919
well I can tell you it's currently 17c and it's unbearable

>>211710806
I've tried, it's pretty grim here in the US.

what does it mean if you look peng in mirrors but like a subhuman freak in any photo

>>211710934
boggles the mind it really does
apparently people also have sex and are loved by creatures like that. couldnt be me

>>211710991
you are blind

>>211710991
photos can be deceiving and make u look podgy
mirror is reversed but more accurate lighting and natural perspective

>>211710994
>apparently people also have sex and are loved by creatures like that

>>211710991
learn how to smile you freak
fix your posture too

>>211711015
...so I'm peng then??
*gets my hopes up*

>>211711015
Why don't they make non reversed mirrors

>>211710991
you could just be deluded about your attractiveness
but you are used to seeing your face the other way around in a mirror so it looks weird to see it the right way round
and photos of something never look as good as the real thing, its why girls use filters and such

>>211711031
most people rate themselves higher than they actually are

VB LONGNECK AT EIGHT O’CLOCK IN THE FACKING MORNING YA DOG CUNT

>>211711033
just place another mirror behind you

>>211711033
then it wouldnt be a mirror

haven't had a haircut in about 11 months
oh my days I need to sort it out

>>211711060
the best way to test if you're ugly or not is to smile at teen girls. if they smile back then you pass. no joking

Agenda Free TV enjoyer

>>211711091
barberhammed did me dirty last time i went
looked a right mong

>>211711097
>mfw

>>211711100
replay - moments ago

Hugo Rodallega

>>211711070
:)

I listened to Nitzer Ebb last night. It was like Scooter mixed with Nurse With Wound.

>>211711097
just did this, they set their goons on me and broke my spine do you think i'm ugly

Would be a little hesitant to live in Israel if I was Jewish. Nice weather and all, but 1) the missiles. You KNOW I ain't fw that you know what I'm saying.

>>211711236
Stop talking like a negro

>>211711236
missiles don't damage the flesh of god's chosen

I fuck poop fuck shit fuck

>>211711236
Israelis are disgraceful scum

>>211711236
yeah if i got hit by a missile i would have mixed feelings about it to say the least

roaring out the window

Beard’s coming along nicely

>>211711274
poop is the most cringe-inducing pathetic infantile word of the yankian tongue

XQC got paid 100 million dollars to go to kick for two years on a non exclusive deal

Nigel from asianstreetmeat died 11 years ago.

>>211711293
deboonked theory

In a techno club. It’s going
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

howling

>>211711312
It's not

>>211711324
what an embarrassing way to die

Bit hot innit

>>211711327
>so yeah humans just spawned in ethiopa then made their way to the southern tip of south america – oh and just sailed across to hawaii and other polynesian islands millenia before steam ships lool

9999999999 hours of 16k AI upscaled gay rape porn being beamed into my skull in 0.001 seconds.

this is the future.

>oh no a fooking bee ACK im dead

the STATE of it

>>211711349
Think someone here told me about Polynesians, that they were the first people to settle in Madagascar back in Roman times.

Spaki is posting among us…

>>211711349
hawaii wasnt settled until after 1000AD you fucking spaz

>>211711388
there's no way polynesians and africans just happened to evolve into 99.999% identical races in parallel.

the actual voltage on my street is 247v compared to 239v prior to my neighbour installing solar panels. the idiots burning out all of my lightbulbs and computers

so yeah home sapiens just left africa cos it was too hot or something and they all disbanded and spread out throughout the vast asian landmass, ending up in desolate atolls with little edibke food cos reasons lool

>>211710375 (OP)
what a not so subtle subliminal messaging

>>211711429
correct

>>211711423
Explain who built the pyramids then

>>211711445
JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS

solar panel inverters put EMIs in your wires and burn out your devices then create waste more hazardous than nuclear

>>211711445
Reginald "Pongo" Twistleton

>>211711429
you seem really fixated on this polynesia thing but you don't know the first thing about them like when they actually lived

ey tone, why'd our african ancestors not stop when they reached asia? why keep going over that narrow strait in alaska and keep on fucking going down south

and howwa bout those polynesians and australian abos? howd they get there so quick and why the urgency to get to the end of the eearth that quick?

>>211711429
but really, everyone knows white people deserve to inherit Aoetearoa

Is that mousey???

next time your neighbour theyre getting free electricity from solar remember it's at the cost of everyone on your streets health

>>211711429
Mad how Melanesians managed to colonise Madagascar first despite them being over 4 thousand miles away and Africa only being 260 miles away.

>>211711429
fascinating innit

>>211711474
your head is filled with soya lecithin

>>211711464
>>211711487
toby

going to WANK my COCK then fall ASLEEP

>>211711477
aliens i reckon

>>211711312
>>211711349
>>211711388
>>211711429
>>211711477
melty

>>211711487
explain

crazy how people beam frequencies through their head like it does nothing

LOL
i called you a soya sucking mong and you (you) ,me

ka ching! fuck you plebbot

dawkins deboonked and hitchens rots in hell there ur science

>>211711429
Yeah hold on. A couple millennia isn't that long ago on human population of Eurasia timescale. People have been out of Africa for 50-60-70,000 years. That's 30 Jesus to now's.

>>211711503
>>211711484
so desperate it's sad

>>211711533
EY TONE HOWD THEY END UP IN A FUCKING ISLAND IN THE NORTH WEST??? HOWD THEY KNOW THERE WAS AN ISLAND DERE? SUMMAT DONT ADD UP

>>211711528
melty

getting hints of pure satire in this early migrations melty

>>211711515
solar panels create DC power which has to be converted into AC to be fed into the house or mains. when it's converted it creates EMIs which travel along all the power lines on your street into your home and helps grow cancer

>>211711548
we love you please stay

>>211711562
go suck brian cocks u ape*

*ape reference = a humanoid bipedal monkey that migrates to every end of the fucking earth for no good reason

>>211711592
melty

>>211711600
fuck off cancer

>>211711560
Shud up shud up *heavy breathing* shud up or I'll geyser your ass in the pizza oven, got it? You kick up to me, got it? Got it?

the counter argument? not adding up

how and why humans left africa and ended up in remote places like the australian continent and papua new guinea

>>211711637
Slovenian acting tough is so funny

>>211711656
faustian spirit

>>211711656
faustian spirit

THEY CALL IT "DOGGERLAND" FOLKS

LIKE A BIG SUPERCONTINENT THAT JUST SUNK AND YEAH FOLKS THATS HOW BLACKS NEDED UP IN BRITAIN THEN THEIR SKIN WENT WHITE COS UHH THE LACK OF SUN OR SOMETHING YKNOW

>>211711656
aliens

>>211711672
Ay, you tawk about that one more time and we've got a problem *heavy breathing* a real fockin problem

>>211711612
>>211711656
>>211711690
melty

>>211711656
your own ancestors literally left the super lush nutrient rich soil of prehistoric SE Europe to migrate to shitty ass sandy frozen inhospitable Scandinavia and that only happened 10,000 years ago

someone's playing radio frequencies in the air I can hear it

Jews have lost Indian full sapport

ey tone so your telling my great great grandpa had a bbc

zero argument from dawkins africa mong

>>211711725
screaming

it's a false flag :(
he isn't back :'(

>>211711725
scmaiue9ong

>>211711725
its the same playbook every war

IT’S TOO FUCKING HOT

she changed her name to Parvati *heavy breathing* shitting in the toilet wasn't enough fuh heh

>>211711752
he's dead lad

>>211711775
moderate thunderstorm warning

What about if we moved Israel to England maybe, what do you guys think about that?

my last post about it: he is away probably jerking off, and did that as one last thing for the night, before he sleeps. so to that i will tell you that i am going to report the posts again tomorrow, because after seeing this outcome unfold you can see that he was banned and you ought to keep that in mind when he shows up again tomorrow with these patterns of behaviour and off-topic, low quality posts

pic of the first homosapien that crossed the doggerland plateau (the one that just sunk and disappeared completely lool)

Tried kratom the other day and it made me feel amazing. Then I bought a ton of it and it doesn't make me feel amazing any more so I'm going to quit taking it. I'd give kratom 1 star out of 5. I'm unimpressed and, frankly, a little bit perturbed by its... insouciance...

really makes you wonder about our modern sense of morality when people are censured for defending themselves

>>211711829
mate your granpda was black just accept it

>>211711846
you just need to do more of it

>>211711829
Sire! Grave tidings! Yon mack hath return'd!

it really do be like that sometimes haha xoxo

>>211710538
I've donated over $3000 to the kiwifarms

>>211711856
You've given me an idea. If I take more of it, then I'll feel better? What you're neglecting to understand is that, I don't think I want to. How does that make you feel?

>>211711847
death of /brit/
dawkinscel still hasnt formed an argument (or a clue)

>>211711902
just do loads
get proper mashed

>>211711914
I reject that slander. Expect a phonecall very shortly.

mumberg bleeding my dry, haven't the heart to tell i can't keep doing this

>>211711908
i would shag that drawing

rule 34 richard dawkins fucking emma watson

my favourite harry potter is the second one

Agenda Free TV isn't afraid to show his excitement over missile strikes. It's a sickness of humans, it is true... indeed it's a... pathology... of them... to be... kept hidden in the... shadows...

I smoke because it gives me knowledge

i am beyond fucking stinking man it's soooo bad

thinking about better times

I smoke because reggae music is a whole lot better than Pulp or Oasis

>>211712025
I wish we could turn back time
To the good old days

oh no, how can this be happening to me, says man who signed up for this

>>211712053
>has to
?

>>211711908
cor

>>211712053
I mean they literally don't have to do it, but im guess the misses does.

>>211712053
what the hell kind of shows are you guys watching over there

>>211712071
>you mean I HAVE to wank off to some schmuck fucking my wife?
>no we never sai—
>well if I have to

Think it's in my best interest to not get addicted to gas station opiates

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1749603628005787.webm
SCREAMING

>>211712053
its fine
we're all homosapiens from east africa
basically the same organism y'know sweetie

>>211712053
faustian spirit

>>211712053
grim

my lifes a freaking evil incel movie!

i'm autistic and can't hold a minimum wage job
people like me should be locked in cages

>>211712207
Dracula A.D. 2025

we do actually need some rain to clear the air THOUGH

theres no free will, smells are inter dimensional pheromonal waves that act as volition; a stinky person sits next to you on a bus and what do you do? you move'; its involuntary. no free will its all olfactory
little smell fairies telling what to do and when

>>211712275
>just discovered theres no free will
happy 14th birthday

and guess what? theres smells you cant even smell, at least you think

smell particles so small you cant detect with the naked nose
these are the ones that compel you to eat or sleep or do any action

>>211712275
>a stinky person sits next to you on a bus and what do you do? you move
your smell fairies mustn’t be working properly

>>211712275
girl at work who I fancy wears perfume every day and I can't help but smell it when she's nearby

naturally I don't speak to her as I am afraid of women

watching old videos i've saved

>>211712308
>can't help but smell
see? you can close your eyes and be blind but you always smell
its why the nazis gassed the jews instead of shooting them or blinding them

mumberg is yelling at me to go to sleep

this heat isn't bearable
might sleep in the garden

dinosaurs had feathers rorke

>>211712336
Mollywhop that stupid bitch
>>211712346
Buy a fan
>>211712349
Source?

>>211712349
funny theyve never found a full dinoaur
just parts
makes you think

that's it, "rorke" is getting filtered

I AM DONE

>>211712367
well never know who was cutting up dinosaurs back then

Wish I had the courage to top myself.

>>211712386
one giant asteroid hit them all in one go (they all just happened to be in the yucatan - even the flying ones)

>>211712405
it was aliens i reckon

>>211712405
>>211712427
Can it happen again please im soo fucking tired.

reckon a big flood killed all the dinosaurs iykyk

>>211712387
I’m sorry lad

never understood the purpose of small milks until now, I can sip it in bed without using a glass

>>211712367
about what?

Might have a melty x

>>211712360
>Source?
read a book

>>211712461
about why we find mummies full hitting the dabin the swiss mountains well preserved but cant find a single preserved microraptor

>>211712475
no balls
you won't

>>211712493
ok and?

>>211712493
>mummies full hitting the dabin the swiss mountains
what?

>>211712509
hitting the dab
well preserved

but not a single microraptor – odd!

looks pretty complete to me

>>211712486
Which book dipshit

>>211712533
wrong
there taken from different animals and its just a composite
even says on those plaques if you cared to research
theres no single dinosaur thats been found with its skeleton in its entirety
we dont know what they looked like

current thread topic is reminding me of Night at the Museum

>>211712552
no it isnt
it doesnt say that on its plaque at all

got a banger lined up for the new

leftypol thinks we've dug up dinosaur feet
obviously a prop to illustrate, the museum themselves admit this
read a book >>211712572

sir larry daley

>>211712552
Umm, ok, I've been posting on Reddit ngl and this wouldn't fly there. Just so you know. But legit, Dinos were alive MILLIONS OF YEARS before dabbin ice man. If Earth's history was a calendar, ice man would be yesterday and dinos would be Christmas 1992 or something like that.

schizomong is schizo but he makes good points
yet to lose an argument on /brit/

>>211712579
>the museum themselves admit this
no, they don't
why should i read a book, you said the plaque says it. but it doesn't

Parents are going away for a week, reckon I'll get an exit bag and do it then.

got banned for a bit
what happened to the /bant/ mongs?

>>211712609
they'll be devistated you fucking mongrel
get a clue you prick

wait is it leftypol or rorke who thinks dinosaurs are fake?

>>211712605
definitely not talking about yourself of course

Rorke has taken over tiktok

MELTY!

Have been on reddit lately. It's giving me cognitive dissonance. I think I should quit it. I don't want to be a kratom redditor. Literally am a kratom redditor, I don't know how I let this happen.

>>211712608
do you admit youre clueless and that those are obviously fake prop feet?

>>211712619
Reckon they would get over it rather quickly.

>>211712657
he always had good taste in sexo anthro characters ngl

>>211712662
where does the museum admit it?

i would fuck that mouse

>>211712605
>schizomong is schizo

>>211712679
npc response
you think those are real dinosaur feet?

Full on dinosaur skeletons are extremely rare and valuable they don't actually show off the originals they show of replicas.

>>211712693
but you said the museum themselves admitted it

the museums are lying about dinosaurs to something something jesus

girls with braces

dinosaurs arent real

>>211712694
spot on
tell that to this mong who thinks rubber dinosaur feet are the real thing LOL
>>211712698

draped in a proper zesty pose the way I've got my arse and thighs peeking out the covers in bed, you'd all try to rape me if you saw

...and I'd let you maybe x

It's just kind of the worst of all internet culture, reddit is. You have the self-policing, herd mentality, cutesie logo, post history curation, goon caves, Kamala, blog-brain, consensus academic opinions, women everywhere. But more specialization. But you can get that elsewhere online. See no point to it.

If I had the choice between raping someone and being raped, to be honest, I would rather be raped. I just would not be able to live with myself knowing that I did that to another human being

>>211712082
the juicy ones?

Not to mention the commercials humor. But it's kind of nice for mental health and hyper-niche semi-conversation. But can't live like this.

never felt romantic love in my life, bit sad that

>>211712723
so you just lied, got it
bye now

>>211712791
do you think you ever will x

>>211712819
nah, i just think of it this way if I was a lass I wouldn't want to be involved with me either

people younger than me are disgusting

A homely wife, shitty 3 bedroom house. Is that really too much to ask

>>211712836
*nudges you*
h-hey :3

theres no dinosaurs in yhe binble

>>211712836
there are some very odd girls out there
chin up

Give up the ghost

>>211712866
sorry mate not into hairy pooey arses

>>211712836
iktf

>>211712836
ktim hate my cunt self

>>211712881
im a girl uwu :3c

Post the peters

>>211712893
sorry mate not into hairy pooey arses

Just one of those lesser males that would have died in an obscure battle back in a better era.

im based

>>211712929
I have to assume some of my ancestors survived battles so I think I've got what it takes

>>211712929
doubt you'd die that noble a death desu

>>211712952
Shitting my arsehole out due to dysentery would be a nobler death than this soul crushing decline to alzheimers.

I'd be the fella that pours boiling oil on people as they try scale the castle walls

I haven’t even entered my final form

>>211712929
if the nine years war was fought today 500,000 English men 20-30 would have fought in it

>>211712992
a fat smelly virgin freak?

any of you cunts watch corrie

>>211713007
Nah

>>211712991
id be the mega genius inventing greek fire and the steam engine and that and be awarded a harem and some land by the king

NEW >>211713014

>>211712970
me nan's got that show some respect mate

>>211712836
yea don't really get everyone's insistence on them NEEDING a gf RIGHT NOW or feeling like they deserve one or summat
some people are really horrible and cruel and ought not to be in relationships (im some people :3)

YOU FUCKING CUNTS
LET’S HAVE IT

>>211710375 (OP)
I love the American Revolution as much as an American can but the UK becoming a republic feels wrong to me.