New Britons edition

Just drank a water
Just opened a window
Might open the curtains too
Might not

>>211715816 (OP)
Poland tho innit briv.

Late night Sophie rain wank on the cards to celebrate the extinction of the white English and the persistence of the white anglo american

imma firin' ma lazor

does anyone have that picture where the roman man is talking about the britons in their bogs?

have that white boy twerk swag in these sunglasses

>>211715856
Collect taxes? Minecraft.

Might have a wank over an ex gf's nudes.
No one tell the current gf.
She'd be furious aha x

>>211715840
No, before the Hispanic neighbors I had white and then Asian neighbors living upstairs and neither of them behaved this way. Sounds like animals trying to break through the walls of a cage. I really don't like Hispanics.

lowkey think i have a new type of aids

>>211715872
Imagine her naked.

I’m incredibly sexy and attractive. Why don’t women want me?

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>>211715901
Sometimes I like to imagine rough, tough, mean looking women shagging the life out of my nerdy looking autismo gf.

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>>211715901
would look exactly the same except with her little pussy and nipples out

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>>211715816 (OP)
>Not India (largest one)
Saaaaaaaaaaaaar

The Male Loneliness Epidemic

>>211715912
>>211715926
>>211715936
>>211715951

end it you sperg

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>>211715812
>The Anglo Saxons didn't replace or displace the native Britons. If you're English, there's a strong chance you're descended from Celtic Britons.

Laughable how everyone in the British Isles is an English speaking Celt with varying degrees of Anglo-Saxon, Norman and Norse yet they're still divided into 4+ different identities. Everyone there is British.

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Love being English living in Ireland.
Get mad Catholic pussy most weeks.

thinking about brian wilson's painful experience of awakening

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>211716002
Nom.

Gn shaggers

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

Finally graduated to the biggest size plug in my anal training set

Jews will not replace us.
Jews will not replace us.
Jews will not replace us.

>>211715972
>>211715986
>>211716000
>>211716020
>>211716033
hey ... buddy ... blow it out your ass

>>211716045
Then have sex

need starmer to hurry up and declare war so i don't have to go back to toil on monday

>>211716045
tfw you realize that Charlottesville was a fed op too.

Like where did all the white, fit, 28 year old guys from that march go? They were reassigned by the bureau to pose as Antifa demonstrators demanding tranny's be allowed to strip in front of grade schoolers.

>>211716062
Listen.

>>211716090
.

>>211716033
That dutch fella was rinsing you yesterday made a mockery of you pal. No respect at all.

If you don't have a Union Jack flag, leave. Enough of you fucking schizoid jews and brown people.

Miss when youtube was full of bootleg history channel documentaries, now they're too difficult to find >>211716105 You. Don't interrupt me, I know what you're about to say. It's all "to sleep to" or 15 minute cartoons about historical figures now and they're not cutting it for my purposes.

https://voca.ro/1fGIZSKA83vA

takeaway toil beckons

>>211716160
You're one of those carriers with the moped delivering noodles?

French people who are trying to learn English but are still bad at it at their pets cremation be like:
Chat I’m cooked.

>>211716137
>want to find old youtube video you found interesting
>all results are some engagement slop from the last three years from big channels
tiresome

>>211716190
It's a podcast player now, they big-moneyed it into a shitty podcast and music streaming service packed with ads. No that's not right, I'm thinking about it now.

>>211716180
Nah I'm just off to collect it and I'm counting that as my toil

Get the fascist choons posted

upon reflection of my childhood it is clear that my mother was insane and that I never stood a chance

>>211716247
Nice

wake up lazyheads

Rorke attacked by foreign man

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1749886304937898.webm

>>211715861
lol

https://youtu.be/kaDc8vNl-60?si=tTzonNNvq8XFbfrK

Morning team. Got a taekwondo grading this morning.

>>211715912
>>211715926
>>211715936
Did you manage to renew your contracts in the end then mate?

>>211715941
CORRRR

>>211716342
has to be AI

>>211716376
What?

Fosters is a terrible lager

>>211716376
which belt we going up to, team?

ICE says Club World Cup attendees should carry proof of citizenship, sparking concerns

>>211716396
I will be halfway to black belt after today

https://vocaroo.com/18DGpHs3q2mR

britain is eastern european for all intents and purposes

>>211716376
Bugger off you freak.

>>211716389
It predates ai

any australianoids liking the new psychedelic porn crumpets album

>>211716405
What if it's German?

Real talk, you man gwan be reverts real soon, innit senpai.

What's up shaggots? Still raining inside your bones? Kalimera, immigration is not a problem whatsoever, we need a decisive anti-war front, technology upgrade is a means for capitalism to overcome crises, Free Palestine

Mental how Mousey has been MIA for two months now

>>211716457
Haha

What score did you get on the daily Scrandle lads?

>>211716405
you've been doing it like 2 years, it's giving mcdojo vibes

personally I think it would be funnier if you did BJJ or something else with active sparring so you could legitimately lay claim to being able to batter everyone in this thread

ffs how do i kill this cunt

>>211716488
He does Blow Job Jutsu with active sperming

>>211716488
Been doing it for about 18 months now. After the next belt my gradings won't be as often. I'm expected to hit black belt in 2027 at my current pace.

>>211716506
Boom.

>>211716482
7

pov you wake up in london

>>211716526
8%... XD

>>211716506
fucking hell lad you need a new GPU what is that resolution and texture quality

>>211716546
>>211716506
what gamekino

>>211716488
Also BJJ is useless nobody in their right mind takes a random street fight to the floor. It's also Reddit as fuck

>>211716555
half sword its like qwop mixed with chivalry, free on steam

>>211716563
Not me.

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>>211716482

>>211716570
Stop.

THE WORDLE IS GHOST @BRIT

Just cleaned the patio. Now going to make a coffee, utilise the bong, then go to Tesco and get a steak

Annoys me that economics of scale are reversed with steaks. Larger steaks cost more per 100g instead of less

>>211716587
I will get bombed..

>>211716587
very insensitive and rude

thankfully I'd already done it

>>211716605
Vote.

Oh yeah my fat sister is going into temp accommodation on Monday but where will be random could be somewhere in Birmingham or Stoke.

>>211716599
presumably 10g of lab-grown steak costs on the order of hundreds of thousands of pounds

little counterexample for you there

little egyptian bot fella going mental today

Little tranny fella karate chopping his shark teddies in his bedroom wearing his sisters skirt while their father is nowhere to be seen.

>>211716628
Political.

>>211716630
>try criticising my pallet rate again you stupid fucking biological woman! Hiiiii-yahhhh!

>>211716619
Fucking Europe.

>>211716674
screaming

my heart is ouch
owie

>>211716690
STD.

>>211716674
>>211716690
Same faghoto

>>211716619
She just come over on a boat?

thinking about headbutting you all you bastards

>>211716760
mental how you could headbutt a hole in an american wall because your homes are made out of cardboard

screaming

>>211716796
he didn't have his throat bee-net installed like most billionaires do

>>211716780
you're in for a big surprise

https://vocaroo.com/1gqkEwGPQ2LU

>>211716814
when I lean against the wall and I fall through it because it's made of paper?

>>211716805
it just makes sense when you have that much money otherwise you risk dying to a bee

picture him doing a big cartoon gulp sound

babyberg up all night

Reckon it's about time to replay Dead Space 2 for the 10th time

>>211716926
Sure.

>>211716926
carpe diem

have just experienced a large synchronicity
the three unrelated tabs from three unrelated social forums next to each other all suddenly fell upon the same obscure subject
someone is trying to tell me something

>>211716831
that's an episode of the lucy desi comedy hour when they went to japan you silly dear thing

>>211715864

maybe the worst nights sleep oat

>>211717013
had an abhorrent night last night, Friday 13th init

/brit/ is a strictly innie belly button general so if any of you freaks with your disgusting outtie belly buttons are here feel free to leave before I make you leave

Need her to sit on my face and fart.

>>211717039
and poo?

business idea get my outtie belly button pierced

>Or what? You'll release the poos, or the bees? Or the poos with bees in their mouths and when they open their mouth, they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead!

just had a very disappointing wank, great start to the weekend

masonry's nice but it's not appropriate for all building applications
something to be said for yank style stud walls

>>211717078
worst is when it's been a few days so you assume the amount of spunk will contribute to the quality of the wank and it's still a disappointing one

Mad that. Have you checked your tickets lads?

Last night when I was out at a office party I fell down the stairs in mcdonalds and ripped my pants down the middle in front of a table full of women obviously about to go out, I tried to walk it off but my belt lip caught on the stairs as I walked away and I lurched back and ripped my pants further. I heard one of them say "Look at that speccy freak"

>>211717127
Partially related, there was a news story some years back about a young lass who played numbers instead of a lucky dip and one week she didn't play them and her numbers came up. It was her boyfriend who noticed the euromillions numbers were all matches for hers but when he called her she informed him she hadn't put a ticket on that week.

that's why you don't play numbers innit

The Chase is a British television quiz show broadcast on the ITV network, hosted by Bradley Walsh. Contestants play against a professional quizzer, known as the "Chaser", who attempts to prevent them from winning a cash prize.

>>211717052
yes

we'll need a few pushbacks

it's not for me to say

>>211717175
Win. No shit sherlock.

fucking off a poo

Adolf Hitler was the prophet of a new religion: Whiteism.

He understood as Lothrop Stoddard did that the future rests upon the White race consciously uniting against the dark hordes of Africa and Asia.

laying on my smelly sofa, which is also my bed, complete fucking loser freak me you see

Very yank like idea to feel close to someone just because you're white

>>211717152
Woke up the other week and saw that I had every single number except one on the set for life.
I was absolutely buzzing and thought I'd won £50,000 or something. Logged into my account and saw that it was £250.
£250 is £250 but I was fuming thinking about how if I had one more number I'd have 10 grand a month for the rest of my life.

my little man is watching the pigeons

>>211717023
what went wrong with you? i had the night sweats and confusion for 2 hours then had nighmares in 30 minute bursts for the rest of the night and my ear is now sore

day is fucking ruined feel like shit

>>211715816 (OP)
Yikes

>>211717254
One. Go on.

>>211717232
>for the rest of my life.
five years?

>>211717264
30 years. Plan on throwing myself off a bridge when I'm 60

>>211717260
Yikes

>>211717240
rum looking fella

>>211717273
If you have 50,000 and you spend 10,000 a month you'll run out in 5 months, not 5 years or 30 years

Rorke placing 5 £1 bets on the two number Irish lotto hoping he wins some money to go out on Sunday

>>211717308
I don't know what that means

unc didn't get his o-level in maths did he

>>211717316
funking hell rorke

>>211716796
The British elite are such degenerates.
They'd rather cavort with rich browns than do anything to help white workers.

Utterly world weary failures who've given up.

>>211717331
>unc
embarrassing how much memetalk is just outdated black american speech

>>211717330
you should get him his own tv and play videos of pigeons all day

>>211717330
can we see your feet x

>>211717353
zoomers get very upset if you point out to them they sound like black people

>>211715816 (OP)
they want to make it illegal to mention the great replacement

>>211717240
Sir Adolf Catler

>>211717331
got a b gcse in maths

>>211717354
He doesn't need that the patio and fence always have pigeons, dogs walk past, sometimes other cats come, there's seagulls, ducks, and even seals, although I doubt he's seen the seal himself

he's nearly got a zoo

;)

>>211717312
You thick in the head or something lad?

Zoomers snigger at Millennials over folk music, beards, burger restaurants etc but those things were implicitly White, unlike the groidspeak slang of Zoomers.

cagers love beeping their horns huh

Would suck her turds like chocolate.

>>211717373

>>211717410
yeah :)

Bye bye Birdie

>>211717405
trvke

>>211717330
bro looks like he's praying for the sweet release of death in every photo

Little zoomer fella asking chatGPT how to buy a train ticket

might get up

bruh

>>211717442
did this earlier, don't recommend it

Business idea: British Social Republic under the leadership of a British Republican National-Socialist Party.

>>211717429
That's not true, sometimes he's ranting about jews

>>211717451
cheers mate staying in bed

>>211717402
fizzy raspberry blood orange mandarin lemonade?

>>211717464
Yeah, mate. Finger up my asshole. Good angle.

>>211717461
>>211717421

>>211717445
>that bowtie
>those carefully placed vinyl albums to show off his epic music collection
>that headset

Got up an hour ago and already have my washing on. Sort it out you little lazy runts

love hitlerberge

Mad how WWII Britain had the social and economic cohesion and commitment to total war that the Eyeties and Krauts always aspired to have but never achieved

almost said catberg at toil

was born at the start of 1996, at the end of the millennial and the beginning of gen z

little zoomer fella never seen a cd in his life

>>211717501
Same but I feel far more affinity with millennials in general

https://vocaroo.com/12xbpsizQSzX

>>211717500
said shitting out me arse at toil and the lad cracked up

>>211717525
In your imagination. Add. XC. Pov.

>>211717405
zoomers are fucked in the head

2 wanks this morning

>>211717547
ha ha others might not get it but I understand the funny joke behind this image ha ha

>>211717525
was a post on here once from a lad who said he was at a party and when offered an entrée he declined, citing that they "looked like Elton John shat on them" and everyone was absolutely buckled. Said he became the life of the party from then on lol

got the Sexy Beast(2000) dvd on the go

why are millenials absolutely obsessed with us

>>211717556
Briton. What's the time? XC.

>>211717556
you think hitler is funny?

>why are millenials so obsessed with the weird little freak generation that speak like black people and are scared to speak to women

>"Cromwell's my hero," says Lowe, admiring the tableau. "He was a great guy, a great leader - he stood up for what he believed in."

Yeah I'm thinking based.

>>211717547
Imagine if it were 2% higher lol

women at toil repeat phrases they learned off tiktok, which are all recycled ebonics

>>211717574
DUN DUN DUN
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

>>211717575
it's fascinating to observe the absolute car crash that is the next generation, the world is unironically doomed

>>211717596
case in point
rent free!

me and wifeberg farted at the same time and i said haha we made a fart baby but that made her cry because she recently had a miscarriage fml

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5CX00i4uZE

>>211717626
lel

unc crashing out fr :skull:

>>211717626
can't believe I've just read this

unc be going on about zoomers like deadass no cap serious obssession is INSANE :skull: :skull:

>>211717614
WHY DON'T YOU COME ON AND LAP ME UP

>>211717617
think what the powers that be fail to grasp is that no one really gives a shit anymore

no one cares if it all collapses, if they have no pension, no retirement, whatever. People just... don't care. Because they've noticed that caring achieves nothing.

lit on god

little zoomer fella dressed up like my mum in the 90s

>I wanted the listeners to realize just how beautiful harmony really is, vocally and spiritually. I was looking inside of me and was hoping that people would do the same. I wanted them to look inside and see/feel the love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENoHebloc7w

>>211717661
conscription in the UK would lead to a military coup lmao
hope to see it

>>211717660
can't separate that song and scene, same with hurdy gurdy man and zodiac

tried making mayo with olive oil and it tastes like poisonous chemicals

God only knows what I poo about you

zoomer responses to being made fun of:
>wow milleneials/boomers are so obsessed with us
>why are millenials/boomers so obsessed with us
>why are millenials/boomers so obsessed with us :skull :skull:

fucking hell these zoomers are something else lmao

>>211717660
ok that's enough

https://youtu.be/_p5nc0kYqpU

I wish they'd make The Thick Of It again

is it time for the millennials weekly crashout over zoomers

>>211717672

>>211717708
because it is actually true, all millenials ever talk about is how much they hate zoomers and how zoomers are so inferior etc

>>211717703
you can do better than that

>>211717403
not him but you're retarded if you think what you said made sense

tell you who crashed out

those indians

29 years, 4 months and 21 days

>>211717708
because it is actually true, all millenials ever talk about is how much they hate zoomers and how zoomers are so inferior etc :skull: skull:

>>211717701
olive oil is too bitter you do have to use sneed oils
i use peanut oil because it's one of the least sneedy sneed oils

>>211717701
sounds like the olive oil might have gone rancid
do you keep the bottle in the refrigerator?

the number of cars in this country should be reduced by 90%

LIV
ERP
OOL

Only people born on a leap year go to heaven

Not a single policy pushed forward by any 1st country in the past half century has raised the birthrates sustainably.

Happy Grenfell Day lads!

>>211717762
she does look pretty fat in that pfp

really into unintentional ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzm1pJO53IA

>>211717762
bodied that fat cunt

it raining

>>211717739
bizarre hyperbole
here's your (You)

>>211717755
Over 60s should be banned from driving I don’t care if they can pass a test or not ban them all and give them a bus pass

>>211717755
Why? Driving is Aryan.
What should happen is banning all non-Whites from driving as they lack spacial awareness and are a net fiscal drain.

>>211717766
8 years fuck me
vividly remember opening BBC news that morning

millennials having ptsd attacks over zoomers talking like blacks because it reminds them of the time they went to London and got robbed by the zesty mandem

>>211717755
the new britons are the worst offenders, they drive everywhere the lazy scrotes

ayo unc vividly remembers grenfell
:skull:

>>211717474
yes very close it's grapefruit tangerine blood orange peach raspberry lime

parklife today and the cunts are getting rained on haha

>>211717755
The number of people should be reduced by 90%

going to start cooking in about four hours

>>211717824
Women are such NPCs it's unreal

euromillions rolled over AGAIN

It's time

don't consider them people

so.... what do we all think about the biomass

>>211717842
virge

Why is London the only city that matters? London is the only city with 30% Black Britonic gentlemen but because of that every show made in the UK must have at least a proportionate amount of Black fellas. Why are they allowed to dominate the rest of us? I never voted for it.

>>211717839
scriptwriters on their summer hols

Free travel should be for young people not old people. I hate this fare evasion bullshit that's in the news thanks to Robert Jenrick the retard. The media is completely buying the narrative that fare evasion results in train companies losing money. It just means they're not getting it from those who were never going to give it, and losing nothing for it

Imagine how much money is spent on ticketing machines and ticket stations and ticket inspectors and ticket apps and revenue protection officers and legal fees

When it could just be fucking free like it already is for rich old people

>>211717701
add chicken salt

>>211717824

>>211717853
see
>>211717852

lads how do I achieve this mode?

>>211717848
grim
fucking kikes
not falling for this

cleaning your room is the first step to a better life

>>211717848
Love how they've gone from Judeo-Christian values to Jewish-Christian values. Not hiding it anymore

>>211717876
pocahontas lookin bitch ayo

>>211717863

>>211717846
cause I forgot to buy the winning ticket

>>211717863
still seething from the other day are we?
get a grip you commie virgin
dire opinion

>>211717848
like to see that slimy toad join the army

>>211717858
British people are an ethnic minority in London, Birmingham, Manchester, and Leicester

Yo so how come
*starts beat boxing and rapping
So you be acting all
*wears a flat-billed ball cap askew*
So you be acting like
*is utterly bewildered by something that is culturally white*
You acting all obsessed
*wears pants halfway down his knees*
Y'all be acting all obsessed with us zoomers nomesayin?

>>211717887
it’s a fake tweet you fat mong

>>211717858
Blacks are golems for the jews. Always has been the case.

From the Rhineland in the 1920s to America in the 1960s to London in the 2020s, blacks are a bioweapon against Whites.

>>211717886
what if you don't have a room
what if you have a room and it's already always clean by default
what if someone cleans it for you
do you ever think about these things

Can't stand this bullshit of having to pay for petrol, it should just be free.

the jews made me goon to ai chatbot for an hour

>>211717863
Don't care. Lawlessness is a cancer in the UK right now. Lawless shithole.

>>211717920
why are you so weak?

couple of 'gers

pants on the ground pants on the ground looking like a fool with your pants on the ground

i unironically love whatever language it is that jamaican people speak, sounds so fucking funny

ENGLISH people are an ethnic minority in ENGLISH cities
stop lumping us in with your stupid pricks who voted for it

>>211717956
so this is borke

>'gers
um

>>211717943
i miss when ai dungeon wasnt censored those were some fantastic wanks

Gaza calls for aid and iran will answer

>>211717743
>thought I'd won £50,000
>if I had one more number I'd have 10 grand a month
These are two separate things in two separate sentences, you two separate thick twats

>>211717962
Patois

>>211717897
The thing is while I'm saying they shouldn't travel for free they aren't "costing" taxpayers anything. Getting on a train and sitting in a seat for a few minutes costs nothing but your weight in electricity costs, which is probably pennies

The trains are running and taxpayer subsidised anyway, they might as well be free and therefore more efficient and economic and more effective

>>211717901
It's national socialist not communist you fucking mong. I bet you haven't worked or commuted a day or paid any tax in your pathetic parasite life

Proper dizzy and mongy headed lads, only had a few pints and some wine last night and I'm all over the shop this morning, absolute state of me

>>211717966
err no such thing as English

>>211717962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVjvihY--fI

>>211717970
i feel grim as death and burdened with sin, never again i promise

>>211717987
you were needle spiked hun

shared in Clacton, stay safe x

>>211717975
Gosh, you're right
Sorry I'm retarded

>>211717951
>Lawlessness is a cancer in the UK right now. Lawless shithole
Your president has had to deploy the national guard against the will of state governors. Your country is an unbelievably broken shithole. Mind your own business you hypocrite spastic

>>211717962
wah di men seh ah tru

you're all cute English people

had enough of it all

flight supremacists

*homer in the car*

what?

any news from cheadle?

just had an outrageous hand of poker in rdr2
i'd have been fuming if i were uncle on the receiving end of it

i been through the desert wearing jorts and a zimmer frame

>>211718024
>>211718024
>>211718024

och how my balls ache, been a while since i had an edge sesh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6HOHAflx1k

>>211717986
>It's national socialist not communist you fucking mong. I bet you haven't worked or commuted a day or paid any tax in your pathetic parasite life
lmao get lost you loser
I don't approve of darkies not paying their fair way simple as