Do you like fartin'? Or do you like pissin' and cummin' more in your country?

>>211721333 (OP)
The thinking man enjoys all three at the same time

>>211721346
How can you pee and cum at the same time?

>>211721346
This is why Germany was a symbol of sophisticated high civilization.

>>211721333 (OP)
for me it’s cumming>pissing>farting>shitting>burping>>>vomiting

however vomiting is the only one of the bunch that commands your full attention, there is something respectable in that, you cannot be distracted while vomiting. cumming comes close but not quite reaches the same level of commitment.

>>211721333 (OP)
i like shitting, like huge poos or explodive diarrhea
i may not be healthy

>>211721596
>shitting that low
How? Are your poops not healthy?

Cumming and farting at the same time is the patrician's choice.

I like to rip huge farts with a slight spice to them like not too hot not too cold, slow burn.

>>211721624
I don’t think they are unhealthy, but I prefer to take a mighty pressurized piss or amuse myself with a fart than having to spend a couple minutes shitting and getting bored.

>>211721748
It feels to nice and refreshing to unburden yourself of a big deuce though.

>>211721902
it does, but I shit so regularly that I rarely get one of those transcendental shits.
I agree that a long-held shit feels better than a long-held piss, but in average terms I stand to my original ranking, since most of my shits are the same and utterly uneventful.

>>211721333 (OP)
All of the above.
As MariMari_EN sang so beautifully.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFSjzHXxgo0