bridge edition

first

>>211727126 (OP)
more of a poker man myself

fingering 20 milfs at once with all my fingers and toes

finished reading my book

was enjoyable

>>211727126 (OP)
been there and done a poo off it

>pissing down
>cant be arsed going out in it to buy a proper dinner
>go to order mcdonalds via somali pirates
>+£1.50 Small Order Fee
>+£1.99 Delivery Fee
>+£0.87 Service Fee
>+£2.17 VAT
Genuinely how the fuck is this legal?

>same order is £3 cheaper on JustEat
Ban them all. Make all of this illegal. Fast food chains must provide their own drivers from now on.

staring at girls in the hope my gaze woos them

>>211727126 (OP)
almost looks like somewhere in australia this

Nige!

>>211727197
very feminine coded this

>20 years

>>211727217
He hates his German wife

The other day I unironically saw the most beautiful, gorgeous, sexy pajeeta I have ever seen in public.

>Britain may soon have one of the most extreme abortion regimes in the world. Next week, the Commons will vote on amendments, proposed by Labour MPs Stella Creasy and Tonia Antoniazzi, to the Crime and Policing Bill that seek to decriminalise abortion up to the moment of birth.
How can anyone read this and not think it's fucking evil

>>211727224
staring like a pervert isnt exactly fem coded

>can't wait to tell the lads on /brit/ about this slightly different shade of brown woman I saw today, he thought to himself

>>211727215
it does look like those rivery mountainy bits north of sydney

The bed, as it were

>>211727241
Well yes they've been separated for years
He's got a French gf now

>>211727277
reason it's called NSW ;)

>>211727277
looks like some spots i've seen near the gold coast

I don’t like it when people post pictures of their food on social media because all I can think about is “that’s been turned into poo.”

Mental people spend £20 on takeaway pizzas which are worse than one for a few quid from the supermarket.

>>211727281
this has to be rage bait

>>211727304
well butter my butt and call me a biscuit

The ayatollah is a rock n rolla

>>211727323
>t. Freak who failed his anal stage of development

>>211727242
you did yeah? a pajeeta? in public?

>>211727251
I genuinely don't care

>>211727251
mate i saw them arguing about it
their argument is
>no one in reality wants abortions so late in the pregnancy so therefore it doesnt matter that we may it always legal
lmao

>>211727281
longest i've gone between changing sheets is a year (christmas to christmas) and it never got anywhere near this bad

>>211727324
next you'll say aldi food is the same as everywhere else cos it all comes from the same factory anyway

Vibrating buttplug might be the next purchase, vibrating phone up against the hole just isn’t working well enough

eating last nights left over pizza for breakfast. its awful. how did my life come to this?

asking your scottish mate if he's told that girl you like her:
>Ayatollah

Bowel movement on the cards
Going to be painful
My arsehole will not be the same after its finished

was watching ghostbusters (1984) the other day and all i could think, with all the wanton chaos and destruction going on was, "now who's going to clean up this mess?"

>>211727281
tracey emin was a grifter pretending hers was even a mess

>>211727324
while I will grant you that £20+ for a takeaway pizza is robbery, AND that supermarket pizzas are acceptable, to argue that supermarket pizzas taste the same or better than actual pizzas cooked in a pizza oven is disingenuous

>>211727389
Mental how many ethnicities they had Connery play

>>211727375
Are you telling me you'd rather have a greasy Domino's pizza that cost £20 over pic related which cost £3.30?

The cronem using sonar to locate Katie hymens

>>211727427
probably yes

>>211727424
was a different time lad

>>211727251
that creasy is always at the vanguard of these abortion bills
she's the one that forced northern ireland into adopting it when their assembly was effectively defunct due to the DUP refusing to rule with Sinn Fein

thought her having babies herself would have moderated her a little but guess it just intensified the urge

>>211727430
Why would their hymens be underwater?

diego rivera in that frida kahlo film is a massive shagger so what’s are diego whining about

wish they'd put me in a coma until gta 6 comes out

We should not help Israel here. Israel did not explicitly warn the UK of this. We should not be dragged into this mess just because Netanyahu wants to stay in power and avoid prison for a bit longer. We should stay neutral and not even give weapons.

This is not Israel defending themselves. This is Israel starting a war with Iran.

women hold up half the sky lads

>>211727427
supermarket pizzas are shit

not had a dominos in a while

>>211727427
yes 100%
altho there are some takesaways are that are so bad
(like some pizza hut chains) but i agree that there are 6 pound supermarket "gourmet" pizzas that are better

>>211727251
i'm not even against abortion on principal but that is frankly insane

>>211727324
literally me last night. 20 quid for a pizza, garlic bread, doner kebab, chips, and 2 cans of pepsi. iit was all terrible but i was so high on drugs i didn't care. now ive sobered up and eaten the left overs i deeply regret last night.

my favourite darknet market has been down for maintenance for the past few days and it's giving me the shits
i want to buy some fucking heroin for god's sake

>>211727466
*melbourne bitter bottle flies at your head and puts you in a coma*

>>211727498
*surreptitiously pops a polo mint in that litre of cola*

>>211727482
The UK is run and controlled by international jews so you have no say in the matter

>>211727517
>deeply regret last night
yup drugs should be renamed to regrets
i took some regrets last night

>>211727435
>>211727488
>>211727503
>>211727517
You're all fucking weird

>>211727457
So this is Spainlad aka spainnonce aka Adam Barrett

>posted on /brit/ since 2019
>regularly dons various personas for the purpose of gaining attention e.g commiemong, sacked tranny, BBC spammer
>claims to have a girlfriend and a wfh job but spends 16 hours a day here
>admitted it’s all bullshit and he is an obese disabled man
>his only real life social interaction is with his carer
>obsessed with liverpool, rocket league and pretending to go on holiday
>virgin
>morbidly obsess
>apparently diddled by his uncle while his sister watched
>has used the Cheshire Reddit flag so likely lives there
>at least half a paki/indian
>cares deeply about fitting in here

anything else?

>>211727498
too much capsicum
fucking hate capsicum
hate it
fucking HATE IT

>>211727545

The cronem deploying scent hounds to find Katie hymens

>>211727549
project on

>>211727523
which one do you use nowadays
i used to use whitehouse, then incognito (lol)
havent bought drugs in ages

>>211727581
Stop.

Where is the straight pride flag?
When is straight pride month?

>>211727549
as someone who has eaten loads of frozen pizzas from all brands i can safely assure you that even the worst chain is 10x better than the best frozen pizza

>>211727527
>melbourne bitter

couple times I've been due to meet my dad and stepmum for a meal at a restaurant and then at the last minute they've text me to say it's been changed to pizza hut's all you can eat buffet

mate I don't want a pizza hut buffet I'm not 8 years old and neither are you for that matter sort yourself out

>>211727594
arche, only one i've ever used
i've heard bohemia is alright but i've not been arsed to check it out

Real tip:
Get your life goals in order.
Then everything will start to make sense.

>>211727498
>Didn't get the meat pie crust
Hippie

>>211727606
they supposedly have all these flags but you never see 90% of them

>>211727617
Yes but in the US takeaway pizzas probably cost fuck all, here you're paying more than you would in a restaurant for a pile of grease and salt.

>>211727641
Stop.

Would you have sex with Nigella Lawson?

>>211727657
the only difference is we get a few more inches on our pies, theyre still just as expensive
have convened with my uk friends over this matter

>>211727482
We've already been in the air on the Iraq-Iran border refuelling the Israeli jets lad.
It was supposed to be a secret but it was all caught on flightradar.
No consultation with parliament, no disclosure to the public. Starmer just diving headfirst to defend pissrael.

>>211727641
It's true
t. achieved goals but then thought 'what do I do now?' and now I'm depressed.

>>211727606
nobody's stopping you from organising a little parade if you want one

>>211727640
cheers

>>211727673
yeah sure, she's fit

consensual sex obviously. Get a bag in as well, she enjoys that

>>211727523
i've never had to deal with these because i've only ever been after weed or shrooms or acid which are easy to source among friends, how the fuck does the shipping even work? how on gods green earth do they manage to send drugs overseas and through postal systems and customs and everything without being caught

>>211727699
That flag looks very homosexual

off out to buy grim alcohol for my grim alkie twat toil

>>211727550
your detection skills are faulty

>>211727685
I also didn't mean frozen pizzas, I meant fresh supermarket pizzas. But desu I'd take a £1 frozen over a £20 takeaway one as at least it's cheap.

>>211727606
we're superstraights lad
only attracted to "cisgendered" people of the opposite sex

>>211727606
me 2nd row 2nd column

could toast a marshmallow of this thread right now with the iridescent glow coming off it

>there are people here on heroin
Very grim

Did someone say Saturday afternoon kino?

Is everything a toil with you?

>Minnesota state lawmaker, spouse, shot and killed by gunman impersonating police officer

>>211727761
russian bible.. XD.

Consciousness altering substances I have ingested:
>Caffeine
>Alcohol
>Tobacco
>Cannabis
>Ketamine
>LSD
>Cocaine
>Tramadol
>Morphine

>>211727782
fat

any lonely sons of bitches in this thread

making a big mess in those marble clad gherkin bathrooms arent they

>>211727688
they're our allies leftypol

Woman off of hinge I'll be fucking tonight
Ill post pictures of me fucking her and of her sucking my dick if possible (no promises)

>>211727807
Soul.

>>211727834
...please don't

>>211727804
your favourite?

got the Her Voice Is Silky Smooth! Baccarat Unintentional ASMR on

>>211727832
They are genocidal terrorists and they will pay the price for their crimes

>>211727804
me? none of the above thanks, my body is a temple you see

>>211727641
when i was fucked up on drugs i wrote a bucket list last night

participate in a riot
go to prison
try peyote
smoke crack cocaine
shag a tranny up the arse

>>211727824
If I had a gf my life would be so much better, I'd have something to live for. I just want someone to go and do things with.

The cronem using thermal imaging goggles to scope out the Katie hymens

I'm learning manual and honestly don't see the point. I'll only ever drive automatic cars once I pass. My Dad's car is automatic. My mum's is automatic. My car will be automatic. I don't know why I am doing this.

>>211727834
american rose

>>211727881
>they will pay the price for their crimes
lol, are you joking?

>>211727903
thats crazy work LOL

>>211727673
of course
id have prefered her 20 years ago but id still give her one

>>211727908
The vast majority of cars here are manual, by only driving automatic you're just limiting yourself on what car you can buy and will end up paying more.

>>211727719
international shipping is a little risky (by that i mean it has a 2% chance of being detected, unless what you're buying has an aroma to it AND the bother to get the sniffer dogs out AND the dogs are trained specifically to sniff out whatever you're importing
domestic shipping on the other hand is basically guaranteed delivery unless the seller is dodgy, they don't scan it through anything at all and it's illegal for them to open any of your parcels

>>211727890
with the exception of the peyote you could probably get most of them done in like a week

>>211727908
imagine the gearstick is a man's big erect knobber x

>>211727890
truly awful list

>>211727927
sup crodie

>>211727824

>>211727890
good list

>>211727874
Honestly has to be a bit of weed or booze of we're talking about normal life. Not a lot, just enough to get a little buzz on.
Need a good acid trip once or twice a year to sort my head out though. Don't know how people manage without it.
Coke is amazing but also so moreish, the drip down the back of your throat is grim but not as bad as ket at least.

>>211727908
translation: I'm struggling with changing gears

Don't worry lad, you'll get it eventually. Basically the gear you're in has to match the speed of the car. That's it.

It's a very stressful life being a racist.

>>211727908
automatics are always more expensive and the used market is much smaller. if you're learning manual you'll just be paying more money for no reason like a mug

>>211727549
/brit/ is mostly populated by council house runts that think paki pizzas are the height of street cuisine

>>211727965
sup crodie
saw some peng -2 snappydem outside

>>211728012
M

I thought we were outlawing non-electric cars soon

>>211728001
Yes that is what a manual transmission is

>>211727324
went to do a justeat mcdonalds order earlier and it was near 15 quid for just me. so i decided i'd order something from the local chippy instead and that had a £3 delivery fee so it cost near 15 quid for everything again anyway. there's no winning. we've been priced out by an influx of somalis and indians into the country.

>>211727890
why would you want to go to prison

>>211727995
reasonable. don't like the opiates? strange you havent done MDMA/ecstasy, would recommend it

>>211728034
Stoned.

>>211728034
inshallah brother

>>211728045
Me: helping him understand what to do
You: saying the name of the thing over and over again, not helping

>>211727324
yeah chiller section 'zas always mog, chain' zas are either bad or incredibly average

will be spending 12 on a pizza later

lol wikipedia is saying archetyp market has been shut down permanently citing an "exit scam or law enforcement closure"
utter nonsense, it's simply down for maintenance, the owner even announced that it would be
fucking feds editing wikipedia

need to go to bed soon

up at 01:30AM for my 4AM toilshift

i wonder why papa john's is still in business when their pizza prices are EXTORTIONATE

>You see, the key to driving a car with a manual transmission is to operate the manual transmission

smoked some of that evil chinese hydroponic kush and woke up with my left and right hands switched

>>211728104
spend four squid on a frozen pizza from asda yesterday
it was good tbf although a bit big even for a fat lad

>>211728119
did that freak

>>211728104
Go home.

>>211727942
Peyote I specifically want to try in the US South West (or maybe Mexico). I'd also like to see the Grand Canyon and Hoover Dam but those interests got relegated when I was high on drugs last night.

>>211727962
Yeah its terrible. But thats what drugs do. I'm not the type to riot, i'm not into trannies, and ive had an opportunity to smoke crack once in the past but didn't pursue it because that shit is nasty and i'm not even particularly a fan of cocaine.

>>211727988
cheers lad

>>211728060
for the experience. and also there is a crime i want to commit but discussing it on 4chan is bannable.

>>211728113
how does it take you 2.5 hours to get up and get to work

the Twitchfu hasn't been online in days

Crodie
An affectionate slang term for a comrade or associate, originating from Los Angeles, California.
In California various groups - surfers, skaters, and so on used the term "Brodie" as slang for "brother".
Eventually this trickled into wider LA street culture, and into gang culture.
The Crisps however changed "Brodie" to "Crodie" due to their avoidance of using the letter "B" due to its association with their rival gang, the Bloods.
The term Crodie has since entered general internet slang. The exact origin of it's adoption by internet culture is unknown.

>>211728128
will be getting a 15", half chicken and veg / half anchovy, will be eating it all

the cronem setting up sophisticated infrared lasers outside the traphouse that are programmed only to detect katy hymens

>>211728154
>and also there is a crime i want to commit but discussing it on 4chan is bannable.
rapelad...

>>211728067
Morphine was in hospital tbf, wasn't a fan of tramadol.
Got offered MDMA and 2CB before but just never at the right time, I was already on ket when I got offered it.

>>211728154
but what's to experience other than spending like 16 hours in a small room with a very uncomfortable bed? Getting beaten up by roadmen?

Crispwalking

popped my shorts on

Woke up again unfortunately

>and also there is a crime i want to commit but discussing it on 4chan is bannable.

>>211728029
dey in dey luh skirts, perfect for 14 onyx to access x

seems like no matter how hard i try or how i adjust my behaviour everything in my life turns out to be a failure

look at this ping pong cunt's head

>>211728159
get up, piss, make and eat a proper breakfast, wash the dishes, poo, shave, shower, dress, eat a bowl of cereal, brush teeth, drive to work

normally I have around 10-15 minutes free during the bowl of cereal around 03:00AM during which time I check the thread but its pretty dead, just the odd yank keeping it warm

i smell rotten today

>>211728245
Islam mistakes the Logos so does every other "religion". There can be only 1 organised Faith, I'm sorry.

>and also there is a crime i want to commit but discussing it on 4chan is bannable.

stephen merchant is strangely erotic

Why is meth not a thing in the UK? Or really Europe at all?
It has a small presence in the Netherlands and Czech Republic but it's basically non-existent this side of the pond

>>211728245
when brainlets try and do religion

>>211728272

>>211728282
heard gayboys do meth here

Do you like the k pop?

Fucking gnostics

>>211728245
Mate Bahá'ís have been saying that for 200 years
Religion and all idealism is a load of BS anyway tho

Differences in waiter by country

https://youtube.com/shorts/aZkakVCX2pU

>>211728282
working class brits are dysgenic enough that it probably has no effect on them

>>211728200
Not rape haha. It's actually a murder but I wont say any more.

>>211728212
I think i'd enjoy prison. Good chance to read the books I always wanted to read, exercise and get healthy, and make some friends. It's so hard to make friends as a man. I had plenty in school because we were in it together. But since then ive only managed to make friends through work, but those aren't really lasting friendships. I reckon if I were locked up i'd make lifelong friends.

toilberg owes me $1381 for my labour this week
going to spend a big chunk of it on a prossard i reckon

>>211728257
see i would rather eat before going to bed, wash the dishes, then just have a bowl of cereal for breakfast and sleep in an extra hour

>>211728282
I think it's big among the gays for their chemsex parties

but yeah outside that it doesn't appear to be a thing here

>>211728309
no its gay the music sucks and i cant believe droves of teenage girls are falling for chinky makeup wearing men who look like fish

this is how i picture USA flags on /brit/

>>211728309
no but i like k girls

>>211728338
fucking screamihg what even is this

>>211728282
UK's never been a big mongy drug country, always been about the party drugs

>>211728346
what happens there?

>>211728346
um

Hate my life

New nickname for Ziedbelg: Ziedophile

>>211728359
a lad who likes overalls and getting pied in the face lad

>>211728282
need massive labs in the desert of the jungle to make it economically i suppose

>>211728338
they could never be this based

>>211728346
paedophisles

>>211728371
UM

you can find it by searching for it

>>211728346
many a child star knows the streets of adamstown well

>>211728371
gingers
john adams died there
fletcher christian found a cave
dan fell

>>211728310
gnostic is cringe just getting into religion edgelord tier
the slightly more intelligent equivalent of "simulation theory"

just popping down little george coc'nuts want anything?

Put down that Bible and read some damn Marx!

>>211728245
False because no other religion has Christ as God.

>>211728282
UK has speed which is a lot cheaper to produce. Labs in Poland whip up some speed and flog it to the UK and the drug market won't pay the premium for Dutch meth.

>>211728425
is this the mysterious land of doggerland which completely sunk out of existance despite being a super landmass?

*throws up a gang sign*

>>211728480
thought rorke was on a ban

>>211728346
>well known pedo island
>capital is 'Adamstown'
screeching

Is this true?

>>211728367
>UK's never been a big mongy drug country,
Very quickly changing thanks to whippets

>>211728473
He was pierced for our transgressions, he was crushed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was upon him, and by his wounds we are healed.

>>211728486
definitely real and not ragebait

>>211728486

>>211728473
marx is an embarrassment ontologically

/brit/ would be a lot more fun if rorke was a bisexual nigga from atlanta

Lots of embarrassing posts ITT

>>211728495
they may well think of jammy dodgers or the clash
"may well" being an utterly meaningless suggestive phrase
journalism is honestly grim

>>211728486
>>211728518
this lad got a knock on his door by the police btw lol

Little George Coc'nuts mentioned

>>211728525
How so?

>>211728530
this but no australians ever post ever again

>>211728553
don't tell me - it was some white virgin completely making everything up?

me but with mumberg

Bunch of cavemen having sex on a dirty mattress out in a forest when they hear the massive roar of the Atlantic Ocean breaking through

just woke up lads

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749835008893260.mp4

>>211728564
:[

got a few cats kicking about now
there's my two and i'm also looking after next door's while they're on their holibobs
luckily they're all good boys and girls

>>211728551
>lie back and think of jammy dodgers
LOL

>>211728565
The fucking lads

>>211728634
he didn't mean it lad

>>211728641
post them

watching pigeons
male pigeon doing mating dance thing to female one
she's not having it keeps moving away
male bird gives up stops moves off starts looking around for others
female pigeon darts over to where he is like right in front of him
male pigeon starts up the dance again

been going on for 10 minutes this
this cocktease female pigeon has got to let this simp male pigeon shag at least a little otherwise that's just not on

>>211728641
Hope the girl cats all get pregnant and you have to drown the kittens and get permanently mentally scarred by the experience

*gets into a catastrophic accident*
what's that you're rubbing on me love? 99.99% PURE alcohol? cooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr gizzit it here *downs it all*

Two weeks remain
Even /mlp/ can have a meetup here yet you're too cowardly

drinking pva glue

>>211728733
I've literally offered to meet up twice in Newcastle and nobody showed their face

flatmate's utterly bewildered that I use a large emtpy coffee jar as my drinking glass
they ask me why and I say because it's a large glass and can hold a lot of water and they say why not just buy a large drinking glass then and my explanation of this is a large glass doesn't seem to get through to them

>>211728733
forced
reddit
trite
its time to log off unc

>>211728749
cannot imagine getting only a single double cheeseburger
needs to be a double quarter pounder or like three of those

Get the WW3 started
>>211728749
Corr

The British state has made it impossible to live as a trans woman in the UK
They have all but criminalised trans existence in public life
The government hired TERF and religious hardliners to write the guidance, legal positions, and policy positions
Both Tory and Labour governments and the Supreme court all refused to meet with a single trans person or pro-trans org when reaching decisions
They did however meet with dozens of anti-trans groups, many far right in nature, many astroturfed by US fascist groups.

love roasted sweet potato when it goes a bit squeaky

>>211728709
developing an algorithm to predict their movement are you

>>211728733
why did you remove the seal saying "featuring diego" or something from these posts

>>211728793
Come home

>>211728766
Billy-Joe-Bob ass nigga drinking out a jar

>>211728793
*jiggles your belly*

Anyone else have literally no one in their life? All of my family are dead, and I am but twenty eight. No friends either.

>>211728793
>double quarter pounder
good lad
THE best fast food item of all time and it's not even close

>>211728744
I'm going to need the @ I'm afraid.

>>211728816
On one occasion an expert in the law stood up to test Jesus. “Teacher,” he asked, “what must I do to inherit eternal life?”

26 “What is written in the Law?” he replied. “How do you read it?”

27 He answered, “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind’; and, ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’

just found out that yanks pay for fuel BEFORE pumping it
so how the fuck are you supposed to know how much it's going to cost to fill up your tank? what a retarded country

Right does anyone in Manchester want to meet up yes or no

>>211728749
just eat lad arrived with the wrong order yesterday and my elderly and drunk father was FUMING and shouting obscenities while sisterberg calmly tried to sort it out. meanwhile I was upstairs listening to it all unfold. when a replacement order was sent after many, many hoops, my sister forgot to include my dads order. top quality donald duck explosion at that. and my dinner all the while? sardines on toast

>>211728841
you just know

I wonder if Iran will move into the heroin trade in a big way now they are at war. Fucking Muslims ruin everything, Persia would already be all over the opium trade if it hadn't been converted. I just want good drugs and the Taliban have fucked up supply of Afghan brown.

>>211728798
Yeah alri Donald

>>211728879
runtlife

>>211728877
for a rogering?

still can't wrap my head around the fact that we had a sith lord as PM

>>211728869
they also shoot each other at school which has always been a bizarre behaviour to me

>>211728816
good film

Bruce trying to pretend he isnt american attempt #5,001

>>211728850
the double is too much dry flavourless meat, a single patty is just fine

>>211728837
not to doompost but on the chance that ofcom really does get 4chan blocked, where are you going to get your sense of community and closeness with similar people without /brit/? honest question, I want to know everyones plans and by the sounds of it you must be considering this more than anyone

>>211728903
camera was just zoomed so he thought he was gona get a poke in the eye

leftypol the type of nigga to shower before bed

>>211728899
My name's not Roger

Going to the chippy early on the off chance my order is ready

>>211728869
You pay with debit card at the pump and how much ever it takes to fill up is how much your card will be charged. Not a difficult concept. There are too many drive-offs to have people pay after.

>>211728940
simmer down autist

I was a double quarter pounder truther for years but some lad here tipped me about the triple cheeseburger with extra bacon and extra cheese and it is naughty peng

http://famous-and-forgotten-fiction.com/writings/metcalfe-death-by-electrocution.html

>Now happened what, with the exception of the burning of Kemmler’s flesh, is the only incident which has ever added a horror to those insuperable from the execution of a human being. Mayhew’s eyes had been fixed on the crucifix, and his lips were rapidly moving in prayer. As he entered the room he lifted his eyes, and, when he beheld the chair, he threw himself back in terror, his black skin turned to the ashiness peculiar to the negro terror, and he began to talk rapidly in an almost shrinking tone.
>“God have mercy!” he yelled. “Don’t—don’t kill me—don’t, for God’s sake!—I’m innocent—I never done it—Oh. Mr. Warden, don’t push that button—for God’s sake!—Lord have mercy!—I never killed him!”

Rorke rocking the designer stubble JEEZE!

tor wank soon

>>211728897
is all very grim yeah I wish I had been born to even just vaguely more intelligent parents

Need to bleed out to death in public

>Wha gwan, gori slag. I'll give you a .8 of shit bashed white, if ya suck me and boy boy Zamols dicks, ya get meh

>>211728929
bit of extra ketchup completely solves this

doing farts that rise up in an evil angry face cloud out of my smelly bedroom

>>211728800
Why dont trannards just move to Thailand then?

>>211728903
>look, i typed willy and boo barmer...now to fill out the captcha...YY2WR...boom that's it posted

>>211728982

custard wank soon

>>211728961
>There are too many drive-offs to have people pay after.
haven't you ever heard of security cameras? they tend to get busted pretty fucking quickly
we pay after pumping and very rarely have any issues, your system of doing things is only feeding into the culture of mistrust

>>211729055
egg custard?

>>211728869
>australians don't have automatic pumps
3rd world country

brits and aussies getting confused at why we call it a gas tank and farting into their american rental car

how do I politely but quickly and firmly get rid of people at the door trying to get your name and details for some charity or whatever?

dettol wank pencilled in for later

>>211728961
so how did you do it before debit cards and before the card reader was actually located on the pump? that's fairly recent history

>>211729089
"I already give to a charity, smell ya later nigga"

covering my license plate and stealing all the fuel in australia

>>211729089
"Hug?"

>>211729089
tell them you hate whatever they're representing, ie "excuse me sir do you care about animals" say "no, i hate animals" then close the door

>>211729110
LOL

>>211729058
Do you not have pay-at-the-pump in Australia? You tap your card to the pay pad at the pump and if it takes $48.37 to fill up, that’s how much it will charge your card once you’re done filling. It’s more of a convenience thing than mistrust.

>>211728961
>There are too many drive-offs to have people pay after.
niggers?

thermal paste: in the cart
micro fiber cloth: in the cart
cleaning alcohol: in the cart
phillips precision screwdriver set: in the cart
the cart: purchased
the delivery: tomorrow
the laptop: 101c

need to heal my trauma

>>211729148
you yanks didn't even have card tapping at all until like 10 years ago so i don't want to hear it

>>211729089
you can just shut the door it's not going to ruin your reputation

need to heal my gout

>>211729158
hotel: trivago

de gout spinners

>>211729158
the blog: on

Two plain tortilla wraps for dinner cor

>>211729111
>that's fairly recent history
It’s not though.

I want an australian new`

>>211729158
>cleaning alcohol
grim alkie twat

>>211729211
fry em off in butter

palantir is the new ig farben

When John Lennon met Paul McCartney he was 16 and Paul was 14.
John Lennon was a groomer.

>>211729212
yes it is, until a decade ago yanks had to pay with either cash or credit, debit cards were a foreign concept to your sort for the longest time, and even then you didn't grasp the concept of paywave until after that

>>211729216
Pathetic

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9S0ndZt4R_w

>>211729216
too bad

>>211729271
>>211729271

>>211729216
don't autstralians have a general? I thought everyone did. I only directly search brit from the url I type to get here so I've never seen anything else on /int/

our lad Nonso Chinye is gonna be powerlifting world champ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CV8Kl7EHNQ