Thread 211745929

rorkequest edish

>>211745929 (OP)
https://youtu.be/94bdMSCdw20

>>211745929 (OP)
Why are americans like this? All because their masters started a war...

LMAO

what's a tier 3 hasan sub doing here

women are the jewels of this world

>>211746009
based passport bro

i want to see more of vinnie

>>211745974
Didn't israel kill like dozens of iranian army top generals and nuclear scientists and are now bombing their capital with jets? Embarassing retaliation tbqhwy

>>211745966
night tube hits different

Feels like things could kick off massively any second right now. Whole world feels like a tinder box :/

>>211746009
>ex-pog boomers doing the military salute

>>211746077
happenings seem to happen every week now

>>211746077
been saying this since the cuban missile crisis

things have to change

>>211745929 (OP)
Is are boy out of prison yet?

was gonna ask you lads to pick one of three books for me to read but i just know you cunts would spoil the endings of the books instead so im not asking you

>>211746009
so this...is the power...of the master race...woah

>>211744640
...yh

>>211745929 (OP)
Legend

>>211746009
>SARGEANT PILE! WHY ARE YOU STANDING LIKE A QUEER?!

NEED an irradiated wank

>>211746077
mad to think it basically entirely boils down to one decision made by one person a decade ago. angela merkel has more blood on her hands than anyone else in human history.

>>211746042
love women me
14-21
perfection

sometimes have nightmares that my eyelids are gone and i can't shut my eyes to sleep

>>211746174
dont think -7 women exist

ROARING

>New Letby bombshell: Chief prosecution witness’ vile rant at campaigner who questioned his evidence as he claimed 'You're TURNED ON by Lucy Letby in her uniform'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14813039/New-Letby-bombshell-Chief-prosecution-witness-vile-rant-campaigner-questioned-evidence-TURNED-Lucy-uniform.html

>>211746138
I just finished pic rel. Perhaps you would enjoy it, it's good.

>>211746208
bet you wish they did though you filthy nonce

>>211746138
pick book 2 x

>>211746208
shag ovum

>>211746009
Why do yanks dress like toddlers?

>>211746237
funniest french comeback

>>211746172
Give it a rest Rorke you sweaty gimp

>>211746268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DFYvwn_xLM

>>211746265
>Why do yanks dress like toddlers?
hate yanks just as much i do niggers and trannies and chavs
don't care how 'white' they are

>Katie Price, 47, shows off her surgically-enhanced assets as she goes TOPLESS during Ibiza getaway after having filler added to her bum

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14812669/Katie-Price-shows-new-look-figure-skimpy-bikini.html

just yawned me

>>211746364
corrr harveys gonna love having a go at them

>>211746265
idk but i always found it very cringe
>>211746349
you are a mongrel anyway who cares what you think

>>211746379
jesus christ

some good fireworks tonight

>>211746379
manmade horrors beyond comprehension

>>211746379
crazy how harvey poos on her

>>211746391
i'm king cnut who the fuck are you some mexican nigger with a mutilated penis kys

>>211746379
average br*tish bird

>>211746379
once visited a ugandan shaman in the basement of the cafe that links our world with the next and he had me sit in a chair with my feet in some water while he chanted in some wicked foreign tongue and then time slowed to a crawl almost as if it had stopped entirely as i was whisked away from this mortal plane and deposited into the twisted barren expanse of hell itself and it was full of things that looked like that

>>211746431
you can see my nuts king cnut

>>211746462
yeah and they're like two lumps of coal

taking all my willpower not get 4 double cheeseburgers rn

>>211746379
you think Harvey ever gets a boner

>>211746379
Trans-Jordan

the 'sona

>>211746479
not what your momberg told me

>>211746379
my Oblivion character posing in the character creation screen

>>211746526
your 'momberg' is really your dadberg in a wig

bottom of the barrel hours this innit?

>>211746522
rouge looking rough these days

>>211746578
i'm in the prime of my life

>>211746578
am goin bed sleepy now you see anyway tomorrow's another day for me to waste away in this shitty little chair in this shitty little room waiting to die

Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for mortal men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne;

In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,

One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them;

In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie.

>>211746522
whats that on his willy

>>211746578
the barrel is only every filled with shite innit

sometimes you got to appreciate lifes twists and turns

>>211746613
your mouth probly ya fucking gaybo lmao

>>211746575
seems fun

club world cup's on

>>211746058
Why did you censor the child's face when we can literally see it in the previous post

>>211746606
haha this is me!

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE REAL HUH!? HOW DO I KNOW IM NOT SPEAKING TO BOTS RIGHT NOW!?

I want to grow a spiffy moustache but people will think I’m a nonce. I simply like the 1920s style!

>>211746686
bots would make better posts

>>211746686
;)

>>211746676
cos that bih ugly as hell

>>211746686
i'm in the prime of my life

Sniffing some panties and wanking to be honest

the odds are stacked against me cos im a 5'11 white guy with a 6 and a bit inch willy
zero chance

grabbing some water real quick BRB

>>211746686
if: anon:
{questions botnet
then: make.fun.of.him
}
# todo: fix glitch where bot posts part of code into /brit/
haha funny post you meds-needing spaz

i'm a man of steel

>>211746676
when the ofcom shit hits the fan, im building my own case and ratting you lot out as nonces
covering my arse from here on out

regulating a poo

>>211746760
bro got his power armor on

what's your most nostalgic internet memory?

just did 20 sprays of habit rouge i'm euphoric and ready to wank

make anime real

>>211746803
simpsons movie website

>>211746803
ultima online doin dungeons with my guildmates circa 1999

>>211746803
https://momspaghetti.ytmnd.com/

>>211746821
especially mama tama

>>211746803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RFH7C3vkK4

>>211746803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dudJjUU9Nhs

Would you like to live forever? Your consciousness being uploaded onto the internet after your body dies

thinkgen of blonde bae

*enters the thread*

rockets this, strikes that. it's all a nothingburger until theres boots on the ground. step it up!

>>211746926
only if i get to shag kids

>>211747000
yeah strikes are like just using up stock that youve had lying around
ground warfare is actually trying to win something

>>211746827
Dann dude
you old as fuck

a man who uses even a moderate dose of gear and doesn't lift can still builld more than twice as much muscle as a man who doesn't use gear and does lift
that's how much of a joke being natty is

>>211747000
i mean if it's anything like russia v ukraine has been lately, it may never come to that. why put troops in harms way when you could just drone the shit out of each other

>>211747038
blog on

>>211747038
stop tempting me satan

>>211747013
'e

>>211747038
bollocks

nice little mushy end of banana right now

>>211747082
*sucks*

in tired

>>211746803
probably catfishing horny men on meebo with my thighs in 2006-2007

>>211747128
:3

>>211747038
>roiding for this
roiding doesnt guarantee aesthetic results
more downside than up unless youre a literal goblin

>>211747082
it's true look it up

Were you and he lovers?
And would you say so if you were?
On a forecourt
On a Friday
Passing my way
Oh...
Were you and he lovers?
And if you were, then say that you were!
On a groundsheet
Under canvas
With your tent-flap
Open wide
A note upon his desk
"P.S. Bring Me Home And Have Me!"
Leather elbows on a tweed coat
-Oh!-
Is that the best you can do ?
So came his reply :
"But on the desk is where I want you!"
So I ask (even though I know):
Were you and he lovers ?

>>211747151
I dont believe you

>>211747038
yeah but at least nattys won't get kidney failure in their 50s

>>211747134
the fuck is meebo

would never sperm donor cos when im rich and famous i cant have all these ugly munters golddigging me, y'know?

I'm a byronic hero

>>211747191
https://youtu.be/zgI56IFtQto

HOLY

Why did the Euro millions not increase from 208 million?

>>211747171
you're choosing not to believe me, which is commendable in its own way i suppose
>>211747180
only if you blast some crazy shit like tren or just cruise indefinitely rather than cycling properly

>>211747184
I would. Would be cool knowing I have like 50 children out there. Spread my seed

absolutely would

https://x.com/Sulkalmakh/status/1930602954265948514

>>211747182
it was a chatroom

>>211747184
pretty sure you sign a contract that would make that impossible anyway

how many of you have forgotten about father's day then

>>211747234
my ancestor :)

Feeling blackpilled and furious

>>211747274
my wife :)

>>211747221
problem is that juicing is theoretically possible to do with minimal negative health effects but most people who do it don't have a doctor monitoring their cycles to ensure they don't fuck up their hormone levels. if go it alone there's a big inherent risk unless you really know what you're doing

Order of the Phoenix gets underrated because it's between Goblet and Half Blood Prince. It's a very solid book and film.

>>211747232
imagine it though, youre in your 50s or thereabout and some 20 something year old mutt comes to you and asks for gibs cos mum died or summat
kinell

>>211747350
*destroys all the time turners in the world*

>>211746379
Crazy that she's only 47, could easily pass for 70+

im gay faggot

>>211747272
got a message from sisterberg earlier 'reminding' me (telling me). got nothing for him and don't really care to be ENTIRELY honest.

>>211747344
>>211747221
is it possible to do the most minimal possible dose of test or some other steroid for as few cycles as possible and get significant, permanent gains from it?

>>211746803
when i lived in New Zealand i bullied a maori woman politician on twitter till she resigned. it was an 18 month campaign that ended with me being blocked an hour before she publicly resigned. i was pretty proud of it at the time.

>>211747429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj65u_VY0uM

>>211747441
like bullying people do you yeah

any ASMONGOLD enjoyer in?

looking at father's day presents for a pile of ashes on amazon

>>211747453
not especially but i have no regrets in that instance, the bitch deserved it.

>>211747430
Yes and no. On one hand, it is possible to maintain a certain level of muscle mass and strength even after coming off steroids for some time, but your body will eventually return to its original state unless you continue taking them regularly

>>211747350
apparently goblet gets the most hate of all the films, but it was my favourite back in the day, but looking back i can see why people didn't like it

Brad Pitt as an F1 driver. What's that all about

>>211747467
yeah i'm sure

>>211747472
$

shoulda been motogp

>>211747482
what have you ever done to destroy your enemies?

>>211747471
The studio and director butchered the book which quite frankly would have been impossible to film before they figured out they could chop up one book into multiple movies.

>>211747523
i don't have enemies on the internet because i'm not a cringecase

wonder why racecar drivers tend to retire young (like before 40) like many other sportsmen do
doesn't seem like a physically demanding job
same with golfers btw

>>211747472
PUREASE BRADDU! I GIVE YOU ARR MY FURIED RICE! NOOOOO BRADDU DO NOT KIRRU ME!

>>211747533
>The studio and director butchered the book
any other examples of this other than "HARRY DID YA PUT YA NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?!?!?" Dumbledore asked calmly.
been ages since i read the book

>>211747546
your reflexes tend to worsen as you get older, and in racing, bad reflexes = you could die or be seriously injured

CAN'T BELIEVE I'M POSTING IN THE SLEEPY NEGRO THREAD THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

they should make the cars go 3x faster but give the drivers meth so they're super focused and wired

>>211747584
wtf

>>211747350
was always my favourite of the books as a kid 2bh

>>211747584
is that tony hinchcliffe

just got a text from night toilberg that simply says "availabilities team"
not sure what that's supposed to mean, i assume it's some kind of mass text to all staff asking if they can come in early, which i shan't be doing, especially on a sunday

visited nanberg for the first time in awhile

>>211747586
toby :3

>>211747615
obsessed cancer

f1 but its just catbergs

>>211746379
>what secularism does to a women

>>211747614
Weirdly tidy, awfully comfy. $850,000. ;) Do you get it?

>>211747544
what about in person? if a person is your enemy in life they are an enemy when they are online

Software Sales (physical only)

1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 782,566 / NEW
2. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma – 45,703 / NEW
3. [NSW] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time – 17,180 / 111,904
4. [NSW] Natsume’s Book of Friends: Hazuki no Shirushi – 16,865 / NEW
5. [PS5] Elden Ring Nightreign – 12,064 / 54,822
6. [NS2] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 10,877 / NEW
7. [NS2] Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 7,992 / NEW
8. [NS2] Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 7,529 / NEW
9. [NS2] Yakuza 0 Director’s Cut – 7,486 / NEW
10. [NSW] Super Mario Party Jamboree – 6,771 / 1,317,174

Hardware Sales

Switch 2 – 947.931 (947.931)
PlayStation 5 – 20.782 (6.882.811)
Switch – 16.611 (35.752.020)
Xbox Series X|S – 333 (677.751)
PlayStation 4 – 24 (9.504.998)

got myself a blue card for toil (a card that says i'm qualified to work with children)
there didn't seem to be any kind of process to it, i assume they just checked my record to see if i've got any history of noncecraft on my record and that was that
still seems like not enough of a rigorous process, frightfully so

*checks the TOPIC and NAME of this general*
uh....... this isn't the formula one racing cars general...... this is actually /brit/.........

>>211746827
based
what server were you on?
did you play any freeshards?

>>211747680
but what IS your toil?

near enough fell asleep there after i came, ffs im away to bed

>>211747703
ar lewis is /brit/ish

>>211747740
night my love

>>211747740
love a cheeky nap after a wank
just sitting there in my own juices

>>211747724
construction and maintenance at an equestrian centre, toilberg was quite insistent that i get a blue card because a lot of kids come in for riding lessons and stuff even though i never interact with them at all

needs more catyank

>>211747765
I used to do this, for years and years, to be fair it was out of necessity and not laziness. but it's absolutely fucking foul and unthinkable now

brit brit brit brit brit like britpop
brit brit brit brit brit like britpop
brit brit brit brit brit like britpop
brit brit brit brit brit like britpop

>>211747784
imagine how cunty all those rich kids must be

>>211747830
not necessarily, it's not one of those fancy posho places

OOOOOOHHHHHHH I'M FUCKING CUMMMMMMMMING

Any of y’all remember Myspace??

>>211747855
ninja turtles?

>>211747882
https://youtu.be/OG0AvwM_QAI

>>211747669
>physical only

so irrelevant data then innit

>>211747882
bebo man myself

>>211747882
yeah but never used it or even saw it because we got the internet so late, it was all facebook by the time we finally got online

did the saars abandon israel?

>>211747882
*midi version of "sexy back" by justin timberlake starts playing*

>>211747882
i had Enter Sandman as my profile song that autoplayed when people loaded into the page. thought i was a real badman

>>211747964
bet scene girls went mad

>>211747468
i see, thanks

just wanked
2nd time today

>>211747510
did he died?

>>211747796
>it was out of necessity
how does this happen

>>211747924
uhhh what if the nuclear test backfires and blows them all up like wile coyote??

leftypol drinking ahmad tea

ai kino

mumstein's been dumping thousands upon thousands of dollarydoos into my account lately to hide it from debt collectors who have been garnishing her account
might use it to go buy drugs and prossies, i assume it'll be ages before she asks for it back

are we the baddies?

>>211748030
scrombobulating

>>211748002
forced to live in a big all in one room with literally no privacy. if I wanted to wank I had to do it quietly in the dark beneath my blanket once all lights were out. there was no toilet and no bath or shower, we stank like shit all the time and used public toilets.

>>211748036
you the druggie bruce that had a weedman who brought his daughter with him?

>>211748047
yeah but that was like 4 years ago, surprised you remember that

>>211748040
if we stopped resupplying the iron dome launchers israel would quit its dumb belligerent shit overnight, it basically allows them to act like retards with impunity

>>211748012
unexpected kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZdn6ozl0do

I think this might be the most epic and most emotionally satisfying Rainbow Road music ever.

Nintendo played a fucking blinder here. What a game.

fuck israel

>>211748068
it was like a month ago

>>211748099
Longer form
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh0XKwlCPIQ

Genuinely makes me tear up. I remember Rainbow Road on the N64. Now I'm playing it on my Switch 2 25 years later.

>>211748136
it happened 4 years ago, maybe i mentioned it more recently i dunno

fucking hell how did it get so late so fast

there is nothing wrong with glassing muslims
i don't care who does it, as long as they're glassed

>>211748151
You was busy in your sin, you was busy angering God, amen

forgot to take my allergy meds and got a bit irritated from the pollen and now i can feel myself getting sick FUCK MY STUPID CHUD BODY AND MY STUPID SHITTY CHUD IMMUNE SYSTEM

finally got round to watching godfather part 3 last night
sophia coppolla's acting aside, why wasn't it treated with as much revulsion as it should've been that she was fucking her first cousin? michael's primary concern was that he didn't want her mixed up in crime, not that she was involved in a relationship with a close relative

>>211746803
Me and a mate made up an island of Costa Rica called Isla Zelda. It was on the disambiguation page for 'Zelda' on Wikipedia for years and bizarrely it got moved to the 'Islands of Costa Rica' page and had a fictitious diameter assigned to it. I tried to remove it out of a sense of guilt once and it got reinstated almost immediately. If this post gets it discovered I think it might be a contender for one of the longest standing hoaxes on Wikipedia.

>>211748200
cos she was fit as fuck

i might masturbate to interracial but im no cuckold

>>211748200
bit racist

>>211746926
am i forced to live forever or can i choose to die later

*burrrp* “Wait they’re bombing some shithole? Fvvvck I could really do with a double quarter pounder and 24pc nuggies right now…”

>>211748212
sicilians like to shag their own cousins do they? i thought only rasheeds were into that

for me it's red dwarf
but NOT a fan of kochanski and how hard they tried to make her work for fucks sake

>>211747855
sexy latex

Fact. Hebrew is a resurrected language. It was about as dead as Latin and then was revived in the 20th century for Israeli purposes. Fact. Kind of like if Catholics built a state for themselves and resurrected Latin. Fact.

Anyone care to question the validity of my methods?

>>211748257
>Kind of like if Catholics built a state for themselves and resurrected Latin
they did didn't they?

>>211748257
try resurrecting a clue

hate mario kart

>>211748257
the gaelic century looms...vgh...hibernia

>>211748326
I hate what it's become, last good one was wii

>>211748345
>I hate what it's become

>>211748241
series 7 and 8 is really just a mess

tying fully loaded migrant boats to my waist and singlehandedly pulling them north across the english channel

remember when people chatting would type "brb" and "ttyl" unironically

>>211748415
i do this but it's across the rio grande

>>211748426
i still say brb, was upset when people started switching to afk

my pet nigger is making a diss track about my rowdy neighbors again

>>211748473
diss tracks are usually a signal that they need more enrichment in their enclosure

>>211748292
Oh yeah they did didn't they

do NOT search femdom cei

depressionberg is profound tonight
wish i could smoke weed one last time rn would probably settle all my thoughts

if i leave a whole bag of cookies near me i eat it all

Do you wear any boots?

I'm addicted to femdom and femdom porn. I can't coom to anything else. I'd let any decently attractive woman degrade me, maybe even kill me if she wanted.

>>211745929 (OP)
is that john terry

>>211745929 (OP)
YOOOO is that Scott the Woz?

>>211748706
>>211748717
yeah

rorke do you condemn hamas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM

Anyone else remember summer 2021?

Those days when we believed England might win the Euros.

And in those days, my whole life self-destructed...

If I could warp myself back in time to that era and play it all again, I would do it 100 times over.

7/11 was the nuclear calamity of everything... I just wish I could stop it.

>>211748797
three wogs' fault

jimmy john's had a mother's day deal but not a father's day
fucking woke shit

>>211748874
Yeah. I did this once.

I was standing there at the bus stop, in Selsdon, when some fucking cunts drove past in the truck and - for some unknown reason - squirted a huge amount of water on me, as some kind of prank.

And as part of that, a wasp was included. And I had to pick a wasp out of my shirt with my own bare hands, and throw it away.

The stupid cunts honestly deserved to be bombed in their own households before they fucking treated me like that.,

A Don doesn’t wear shorts

i buy scented candles because i like how they smell and how they sound
they are manly scents like tobacco, leather and pine

>>211748874
is this a tranny? no one else would get this worked up over it

>>211748906
I mean, I'm not trans nor female and yet I would get that worked up about it, yes.

I am a very emotionally sensitive person, and I don't believe I am the only person who feels like this.

>>211748906
you dont know how many of us twisted f*cking psychos are walking around waiting for an excuse...

This is what the average aussie poster is doing for 'work' during the day btw

>>211748874
i would squirt onto her iykwim

>>211748895
virgins deserve to be bullied

>>211748986
He’s not a virgin ;)

>>211748916
dont get it

Doing an Irish jig then receiving visions of my ancestors pulling up another batch of blighted potatoes and getting really mad about it

>>211748996
>>211748986
I am a virgin.

I have gone 29 years of my life without any woman having ever expressed any form of romantic interest in me.

And this is despite the fact that I have witnessed women in my life pursue serious relationships with men who are fat, ugly, smell like absolute garbage, are short, are mentally deficient, etc...

Something terrible is going on. I don't know why women have never viewed me as a viable partner, but view these troglodytes as potential boyfriend material...

>>211748996
hes on 4chan at this time, hes a VIIIIIIIIIIIRGIN

mars volta used to be a kino machine

Tfw feel like I’ll pass out whoever I stand up because I haven’t eaten in 3 days

kike container

>>211749038
they saw you get splashed ahah

>>211749084
Also known as Russia

>>211749078
>>211749078
>>211749078
Love the banter as always

>>211749096
Who? What?

>>211748921
but it's just kids screwing around and there's most likely nothing personal about it, any sane person would realise this, man or woman
trannies on the other hand, always feel like everything is a directed targeted attack

>>211749263
I hate grannies

>>211748906
https://www.tiktok.com/@staceybluer1

>>211748160
calm down visajeet youre not wanted

wow

RIP