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Gum edition

FUCK THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

>>211750786 (OP)
thread theme
https://youtu.be/gAs9HZC9c7Y

/gum/ :DDD

Finished the main story of the wuwa update. Now I'll either
>mod Skyrim
>play Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon
>download hentai

>>211750810
https://youtu.be/YZQ8yphXF3o

>>211750834
too much ass

I can feel a shit brewing. SOON.
>>211750843
GTFO

>>211750843
ur zesty

>>211750834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r5OSXXjcrg

>>211750822
have the tertiary coming in bulk as you play the secondary whilst considering what you'd like in the first.

>>211750863
aww. what do they eat?

>>211750854
https://youtu.be/iQf8KKm48DY

>>211750866
Downloading in bulk isn't a good idea, I only save good stuff. I don't want to have to sift through and delete. That's also a waste of write cycles on my SSD.

>>211750880
Rubbish.

R8 my desktop.

america and israel are the antagonists of the world

>>211750948
Shy guy always saying it's wrong even though it feels right love don't fit in your time line

>>211750948
So many redundant shortcuts, Apple style taskbar, junkie slut wallpaper, not updating your OS, needing to see the language you have your computer set to, using Chrome & Edge.
2/10 - Seen worse.

Away with the world’s opinion of you – it’s always unsettled and divided. Away with the pursuits that have occupied the whole of your life – death is going to deliver the verdict in your case. ... It’s only when you’re breathing your last that the way you’ve spent your time will become apparent.

>>211750948
>11 instead of 10
>chrome instead of brave
>vlc instead of mpv
>qbittorrent instead of deluge
>winrar instead IMHO.
>nasty slut wallpaper instead of art
Pretty cringe imho.

>>211751021
what is he doing?

Canada is the starting town merchant of the world, you interact with him once and then forget he exists for the rest of your career.

According Adlerian psychology, trauma isn't even a real thing

>>211751021
Why would 7z autocorrect to IMHO.
>>211751036
Just hanging out.

Watching police body cam and interrogation videos again

>>211751049
then what our bad memories that affect our decisions?

>>211750948
>1920x1080 in current year

Mooloo meemee

>>211751077
Apparently you have the freedom to make what decisions you want regardless of your bad memories

interrogation videos are boring as fuck, except for the first hour or so of Stayvuhn

>>211751100
I watched the Alec Baldwin trial live expecting kino like the johnny depp one or that black dude who was representing himself. I was severely disappointed

>>211751100
I love watching people realize their lives are ruined

it’s actually crazy to me how normalized antisemitism is nowadays.

what's something you liked, you felt people just didn't get?

>>211751218
the godfather

>>211751218
The movie "Sucker Punch"

Everyone at those protests today was like 80 years old

>>211751218
The filet o fish

>>211751239
or like actual fat autists
meanwhile i went out and day drank with a 21 year old girl

>>211751239
Young people are either indoors doomscrolling or going out with friends on weekends. Should've scheduled it for a weekday

more world leaders wear IWC watches than they do Rolex

>>211751239
https://voca.ro/1qb35rF6zmnT

If I had a ridiculously expensive watch, it would be an Omega or Grand Seiko

>>211751302
Omega has the "Moonwatch" and Grand Seiko has the best dials

>>211751218
Insurgency (the game)

>>211751297
are you retarded

derp

>>211751354
DO NOT FUCKING OPEN

>>211751364
I would never open a cat box link lol

>>211751344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83iKkx8Y090

>>211751183
They brought it on themselves. They’re quick to label anyone criticizing them as an antisemite and use muh 6 gazillion to avoid responsibility for their actions.

>>211751381
6 gorillion

>>211751085
Let me guess, you need more?

>>211751407
Yes motherfucker

>>211750948
>doesn’t have deltarune 3/4 downloaded
ok faggot

what did

>>211751444
The muffin man

>>211751481
stinky neet girl

When did every gas station turn into a fast food joint. They used to just have an attached McDonald's or Subway, now they all make their own food

post something interesting

>>211751542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeKgU13FHug

If I was in mossad I'd have bunch of people go to Iran and build a real working nuke for them, but I'd designed it that if the ever hit the big red button it would just blow up there

>>211751492
And what's the deal with these Starbucks places? These things are everywhere!

whats the DEAL with airline food?
*bassline music, popping noises*

>>211751575
I'm surprised no one has tried that.

say something funny

>>211751632
underpants

>>211751632
duty

>>211751632
haha look at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_oaVD4NzYo

I hate that it rains all weekend long but nice and sunny during the weekday

The

>>211751632
gollywoggles

>>211751651
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tJN1ouwueI8

roody-poos are funny

>>211751653
that's based, fuck normies and their plans

>>211751653
at least it rains where you live

>>211751632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUnWgfIFZTA

>>211751632
no

bedburg has me in his clutches

go on without me, /cum/patriots

>>211751492
it doesn't seem like that here, but gas stations don't make hardly any money selling gas, they make all their money on things you buy inside the store.

having a franchise means they have to pay franchise fees so offbrand fast food is probably more profitable for them

>>211751639
LOL

>>211751490
>goes to school
>NEET

>>211751745
most diehard albertan

>made a thread on /tv/
>it had zero replies on page 8
>took a 3 hour nap
>someone bumped it and has nearly a hundred replies now
based

>>211751770
That was me, you're welcome.

>>211751632
Caca

goodnight

>>211751770
are you a f*shtank subhuman?

>>211751781
Thanks bro
>>211751811
No, I've never watched it.
It's a chud thing right?

>>211751824
It's chud Big Brother I think.

so was anyone gonna tell me quentin tarantino lives in tel aviv or was i supposed to find out through twitter

chudtank

>>211751850
i bet he owns some real sleazy nightclubs over there.

Spider ran towards me and I jumped back

>>211751850
Supposedly Bruce Banner or whoever lives there

>>211751850
I think tarantino is the only jewaboo or whatever you would call it in existence
loved hollywood and movies so much he decided to make films, married a literal jew from israel, and now lives amongst them

>>211751887
idk who that is but sounds like a kword
>>211751889
or he's just a pedophile

>>211751887
>Bruce Banner
???
The hulk?

Got the hair cut. Maybe I should get my legs and scrotum waxed next

>>211751938
alri sweetypie

>>211750834
Id hate to be a woman. You cant do anything without getting creeped on lol

>>211751966
you might be an ugly female and nobody would care though

Damn I'm such a little sigma male

>>211751938
i dunno, if you do that, it'll just itch until the next time. i see the appeal, but then you'll need another trim, another wax, and you see. i'm not shy, but i still would like to limit how often a stranger sees my fronts-and-backs.

twins, double trouble

left or right?

didn't catch the parade but I bet it was pretty boring

>>211752078
right

>>211752167
well what is "chem", chemistry right?

>>211752257
chemtrails

I don't know why but the North Sentinel Island people piss me off. These niggas don't know how to make fire on their own. Most people learned that 200k years ago

3 things that have helped me with being more confident
>let go of my past insecurities
>pretend i am the idealized version of myself irl
>be legitimately friendly with everyone
now women are approaching me
this shit works

>>211752318
the people who first arrived there probably knew how and at some point the knowledge went extinct

>>211752167
https://voca.ro/12zbLLQ24vij

>>211752368
the big thing for me was, "your fears aren't real."

>>211752474
yup
realized that so much of my problems were imagined

>>211752374
or they burned down all their huts one time and the elders banned it forever.

>>211751850
All Hollywood pedos go there. Bryan Singer went there too

My fears are not fears they are REALITY I am an UNLOVABLE INCEL FREAK and that's just a FACT capital F

>>211752469
these comics are a weird blend of cute and sexy I like them

I have negative opinions on the Swedish language and accent

What goes on in Baltimore?

Did you know Abe's grandfather was the fucking colonial administrator of Manchukuo. The Liberal Democratic party is shot through with people who raped the fucking hemisphere and we just worked with them to own the Soviets

>>211752634
Delicious seafood restaurants
Fun nightlife in federal hill and fells point
Great aquarium
Cool inner harbor with some historic ships and a submarine that you can tour.

I wish that I could turn back the clock
Put my lips right back on your cock

>>211752634
Also a lot of crime and drugs and decay outside of the nice areas

>>211752641
Abe Lincoln?
>>211752671
What about the lunchtime rowdies?

>>211752718
PANDEMIC, GOT THAT PANDEMIC

>>211752634
dumguys ramming boats into bridges

pandemic! at the disco

I don't mind that I didn't get laid in high school because we didn't have uniforms and without those what's the point

>>211752634
700 murders a year

>>211752775
i like that. hold on tight to your dreams.

If only I had had a Jabberjaw lunch box, everything would have worked out for me

Yep, I'm simping for a Swedish woman on Twitch at 1 in the morning

>>211752816
Jørking it?

>>211750786 (OP)
This shit can turn a femoid who'd have otherwise been a 9/10 into a 2/10

>>211752866
What's crazy is that those are healthy gums. If you floss diligently in your youth you get the crazy visible gums that look shocking to everyone. Everyone else (normals) has recession in their gums analogous to a caveman who didn't know about flossing

>>211752866
wonder why it only happens to foids

>>211752866
A girl in HS had a crush on me and had gums like this. She was cute and had green eyes but oh Lord when she smiled ...

I'm just sick of it all

Happy 4th of July

>>211753030
Wow, I sure do love buttcheeks

law idea: upper age limit on voting. if you are older than 65 you can't vote

Why do they all look so trash, no style, no grace? Just pure filth for a lack of better words.
https://files.catbox.moe/w2nuxg.mp4
Why do they come to school looking like they’re a slumber party? And their "fancy" outfits are no better. It’s cheap, crass, low class. They look like gypsies.
Complete degeneracy.

Dolan duck

>>211753030
mowakayla could get it tho if she wasn't a complete slut riddled with std's

My dog is smarter than niggers

did you guys see the military parade lmaoo

how angry will OF whores get when Ai images take away their "jobs"

>>211753566
hm-mm, was it good or bad?

>>211753640
bad the werent even in sync plus it was sponsored

>>211753640
what could possibly be good about it?

>>211753672
Sponsored by palantir

>>211753762
lockheed martin, coinbase and ufc

My wife

I've been walking around the house doing a Ben Shapiro nasally nerd voice impression saying "Israel can defend herself" for the last two days.

>>211753921
bet that's got sisterberg laughing her ass off

many such cases

>>211753939
fake news

>>211753921
Thoughts on this Jason?

>>211753968
chud grifters are very quiet about this

if you look at statistics and read medical literature and read work by psychologists you will know that faggots are paedos and child rapists and why our society should stop tolerating LGBT

by supporting LGBT you are not supporting "freedom" you are actually supporting doing harm to our children and youth

>>211753935
They don't really do politics, they're to high IQ.
>>211753968
"Palantir" is a really cringe LOTR reference. ZOG is run by bugmen.

I support kissing boys and shooting goshcel.

My GF has an openly gay leather latex fetish coworker and I have yet to hear a story about him from her where he didn’t explain some fucked up gay sex related practice during lunch break
Gays only function on sex, perversion, lust

swinging by this thread so you become /scum/

>tfw men in 2025 are "gay" because attractive women their age wont put out
how did things get this bad

>>211754145
I will visit your country someday

>>211754192
just remember to throw a grenade at a police car while your there

>>211754245
Boom.

>make sex with peers verboten because "muh pregnancy"
>make sex with siblings/cousins verboten because "muh incest"
>make sex with older women verboten because "muh abuse"
>make sex with younger women verboten because "muh creepy"
>make men weak and feminine and girly with anti-masculinity propaganda and drugs and hormones in the food and water
>men start fucking each other
What do you want, precisely?

>he thinks modern gays are weak sissies
gym culture is really popular with gays

>>211754263
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V club and glee club and even the sex team

It's just muscles for show

My penis is multiple shades darker than the rest of my body what does that tell you

>>211754449
Repeated blood flow changes the colour or something

>>211754449
Milf.

>>211754474
Correct it’s a goonstick

>>211754481
White men "fap" we do not "goon"

is there a word or phrase for desperately pleading in a person's own interest not to do something, then being dismayed at the result when they do? i can't think of one in english. i just want to cry.

>>211754500
I had really thought gooning was edging.

>>211754500
Fapping and gooning are different imo

>>211754757
I thought it did at first too, but apparently not.

there is no lower subspecies of human than the co-worker

Apparently that white stuff on people's tongues is literally fungus.

>>211754757
yeah me too
>>211754777
how?

>>211754871
watership down ass niggas

gooning to this thread

>>211754880
Gooning to me is more desperate. It has this hyper porn addiction post-onlyfans society connotation.
Fapping has this innocent xhamster jerk session type feel.

>>211750786 (OP)
apparently you can get botox to relax your lip muscles but you would have to go back every 6 months
glad I'm not a human female I guess
>t. balding

>50k
um that's not a lot
https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/57-year-old-suspect-sought-in-targeted-shootings-of-minnesota-state-lawmakers/

>>211755148
?

>>>/r9k/81498511
Made one.

>>211755212
i love white women

how would you stop an evil wizard's clock that's slowly winding time back? you can physically move or stop the wizard's clockwork, but it you'll be getting younger and less-experienced by the second.

>>211755448
idk probably give up and die

>>211755448
wait a decade and destroy it

i wish to be young again

>>211755537
https://youtu.be/F_eWl_Y86w4?si=wfdl_CD6M5YHJH47

>>211755448
What happened when you become zero days old

>>211755878
right! something-something, that mark twain quote. how sure are you?
>click-clock-click-clock

I'm a happy camper

i maked a ooey gooey :D

>>211756322
you shat yourself?

>>211754877
1 in 4 people are "supertasters" and have way more taste buds and spots to trap fungus

>>211755082
erm

>>211752881
That’s not true. Extreme gum-to-teeth ratios are indicative of underlying pathology, in many cases going back to the womb. I have always flossed, and my gums do not look anything like that.

Drove my mom’s old camry for the first time and somehow it is more spacious than my suv. Never thought to try driving in one of those because I’m tall but might need to buy a camry as my new car

>>211757136
the camry has different trim levels, the best being xle
first time i sat in a camry xle i knew i was going to get so much beer and weed money doing gig work in comfort

taking a break from X for the rest of the day

wtf is x? is it xvideos?

Never flossed in my life and never had a cavity or anything bad despite eating like shit. I have a big wide jaw that even with wisdom teeth there was a gap between most of my teeth. Most of that shit went straight through. Unfortunately American society values ungapped teeth over healthy teeth so now I am in braces as an adult

now it's time to watch tiktok videos for like an hour or two

i'm so blessed in life that i don't have to work

well, you are supposed to have clean white ungapped strong big teeth, it shows you are genetically superior and makes good aesthetics, even in jobs they look for that

>>211757834
Clean my pussy

Good morning sirs

>>211750786 (OP)
were we just watching two different parades?
i thought it was fun, watched the entire thing live
i liked how they brought out uniforms for different eras and the fireworks at the end
why everybody saying it was some disaster

Its getting slowly harder and harder to just accept that I'll be alone forever

hello. time for church

>>211759145
From what I saw it was pathetic. Mutt goblins marching wrong, the announcer was putting emphasis on the wrong words in his script like an anime dub VA, they had cringe boomer rock playing.

>>211760015
The kicker was the big fucking poster that had trump's grumpy face on it, fucking 1984 vibes

no wonder the no kings protest was way bigger and more of an actual 'parade'

what if i dont wish mr. father for fathers day?

>>211760015
idk if i thought it was that bad i wouldnt have watched it
seemed about inline with what ive seen in the past

I wished both of my dads happy father's day :)

>>211756312
Rockin' and A' Rollin!
remember to wish your Pop a happy father's day! you'll feel rotten if you meant to, but don't. see, me. i wrote mine yesterday because i knew i'd be drunk today!

business idea: sepuku

Happy Farter’s Day cummies

I'm literally for freeing tits USA USA USA

>>211761188
wtf are you doing?

alberta is american clay

I'm awake

>>211761465
same sis

>>211761465
morning bud

>>211761188
Both my biological father and my step father are dead so I have no one to call today

>>211761489
>morning bud
mornin'

might kms soon

>>211761765
same

As you know it, recent geopolitical happenings once again force me to have an opinion. So to keep it brief:
Is iran chad or soy?
Is israel chad or soy?

>>211761814
iran is chad (good)
israel is chad (evil)

i've heard there are some good iranian films but i haven't watched any iranian films

I can’t get fucked up anymore or my intestines will explode out of my asshole. So instead I need to rawdog reality sober.
>Uh oh fellas!
>Look at the grown man who literally cries!
>What sad pathetic faggot he should kill himself!

I’m laying in my day bed. Fuck the universe!

>I lost my way
>hey, hey, hey

had a dream that i had $4 billion in the bank. it's actually closer to $130k.

>>211762669
>>211762950
You said you were on x break

That Intervision shit Russia is hosting looks even gayer than Eurovision lol
What a megacope

bazinga

>want to an hero next month
>movie i've been waiting literal years to see comes out the following month

>>211763564
Oh no! I guess you’ll have to wait until after the release then

Installed a couple Skyrim mods.

momburg's birthday falls on dadberg's day

Your father groaned and moaned and cummed inside a vagina and that made you

Just looked it up and father's day is jewish.

I will gladly die for Israel

Jews are getting desperate activating the anti-abortion assassin, ICE protests and No King's protests all at once. They've already forgotten about their black agitation!

>if you want to be a degenerate brainless coomer there's 600 trillion mods available
>if you want new quest content you have to wait 12 years for a team of 16 people to finish it

>>211764247
This is all Tim Walz's fault

I kek out loud when I see someone talk about "le degenerates"

Matthew Zazueta is ruining /mu/

>>211764371
/mu/ died around 10 years ago

>>211764326
>Israel ratchets up war with Iran
>Evangelical boomer who's previously been to Israel to dissuade Hamas terrorists from fighting suddenly starts killing Democrats
Boomers are all Jewish sleeper agents, I'm convinced!

>>211764360
Normies are starting to do this now too thoughbeit, that "just let people enjoy things bro" argument seems to be waning

https://youtu.be/WVhbNr95dXU
Thread theme (OFFICIAL)

rewatching breaking bad

>>211764594
You know, a house.... for COOWS

>tiktok
kill yourself

I stand with Israel

hella pussy

Gave myself a skinhead haircut
I look very racist now

>>211764656
This

>>211764629
I dress like this

>>211764714
>>211764714
>>211764714

>>211764656
I don't

>>211751407
Isn't a 4k monitor only like 300 dollars? That's a few hours of American work.

>>211751632
Job application.

>>211752368
>>let go of my past insecurities
>>pretend i am the idealized version of myself irl
>>be legitimately friendly with everyone
Only a woman would say that.

>>211754624
Is this AI?

Women owe me sex

>>211765421
same brother

>>211763940
I tried getting the spear/javelinmod to work for that awhile back but either the mod is kinda jank or I wasn't installing all parts correctly, because the animations never looked right