Thread 211767066

miss him every single day x edition

reddit and memey

>>211767066 (OP)
miklos horthy
regent and admiral of a country without a king or a coast

first day on a building side and pretending ive handled bags of sand by saying they feel like tits

>>211767066 (OP)
Did he really get champagne flown in on the daily from France? The opulent madlad

she wants a 23 year old virgin with extreme social anxiety

ate too much again
tummy hurt

any thick as shit but 1000 fathoms deep in denial lad in?

So the new paki scran place charged 11 quid for 'mixed pakora' and this is the portion I got

>>211767123
*rubs ur belly*
good boy :)

>>211767112
dunno but his family was notoriously extravagant which was understandably to the ire of the peasantry

>>211767117
>>211767123
>>211767133
Ktim

>>211767140
that has paki spit, ear wax and cum in it

>>211767140
u've been done

>>211767133
Oh. Man. Yeah, man. Fuck.

>>211767140
they've done you

>>211767123
ktim, need to sort it out

>>211767140
wtf send that back

fuck a nigga ahh

>>211767133
nah not me

>>211767140
scraen

me? just walked 5km to maccies, ate 2 large big mac meals and then walked home

>>211767192
the paki?

Resistance is futile.

>>211767140
This starter cost me £11 from a restaurant.

>>211767210
both

>>211767140
this is why i never eat out anymore

dadberg has the ac cranked up to be a fucking igloo in the house
not a fan of fathers day now

arbeit macht frei
COOL

back at uni tomorrow boys. back to my depressing grotty little evil student flat to sit and eat microwave meals and wank and breathe in mould and procrastinate doing work.

>>211767208
I would walk 500miles for maccies...

all these bints are getting in on it

>>211767241
bizarre gimmick

>>211767227
That's a takeaway mate

reading george sodinis diary

>>211767252
FOLC

>>211767241
it looms

>>211767274
how fucking dare you post my image for me

>>211767267
sounds like a poof

>>211767268
what does that mean

if our task was hopeless, their propaganda wouldn't be necessary

the liberal mainframe just crawled in through my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom window

pirate auschwitz be like ARRbeit macht frei

>>211767252
hopefully we won't have to see your shite posts either

>>211767252
>procrastinate doing work.
I used to do 3 round of 30 minutes revision 4 days a week right from the start of the syllabus and it felt like i never revised once. pretty simple

>>211767282
do what I want pal

i shag crisps

>>211767332
im afraid you will bro hence the procrastination i mentioned

>>211767252
having been there this is literally the most depressing existence in the UK

wonder if the scot living in krakow has a good grasp on the polish language by now

went to a viral TikTok bakery/deli with the gf today and got a sandwich which was defo worth £8

Ariana Grande dazzles for "Ru Paul's Drag Race *All Stars*"

>>211767252
uni posting?? in /brit/??
takes me back

Leftypol going to Anglesey and releasing grey squirrels because red squirrel reserves are a racist dog whistle

>>211767362
Rebel.

>>211767340
your degree was probably way easier than mine then im doing maths
>>211767361
it can be yeah, im honestly looking forward to some of it though. looking forward to going out again and being in a big city, nothing to do in my little hometown

>>211767375
k

>>211767402
And is 'Leftypol' in the room with us now?

"Rolling Stone" magazine has named Ariana Grande's "Dandelion" as one of the best songs of the year if not all time

>>211767380
I hate everything about this being

>>211767429
never heard of it
only ever remember her having one popular song back in fucking 2014 or some shite

>>211767401
there are a few of us uni lads in /brit/ as far as i know. there defo tend to be a few of us about during workdays as well, i know at least two other lads doing undergrad degrees post here and one doing his MA

Kittiana Grande stuns in new photo

crushing walkers max paprika into a fine powder and pouring it down my japseye

>>211767445
rorke thinking this doesnt apply to christians

>>211767429
mad how poptimism has completely destroyed music critique

>>211767420
>your degree was probably way easier than mine then im doing maths
it was physics

>>211767252
which uni?

the whole student ‘experience’ needs to be scrapped
grown adults still living like children, just to do a pointless degree anyway
Vast majority of universities in this country exist solely to import as many Nigerians as possible in to the country anyway. They need to be closed and all staff arrested

refuse to believe people do maths degrees
its not real
its all pretend

>>211767482
i find i need to do way more than that to keep up desu maybe im just slow
>>211767490
kcl

>>211767496
inb4 20 uni twats and manchild millennials flood this post in anger

maths must be the easiest thing to do if you get it
literally just remembering processes isn’t it

>>211767506
300k starting mate

>>211767512
What's it like at KCL? I always regretted going Durham instead of there

>>211767496
agree with this
only the children of the wealthy should experience fun at that age, the lower orders need to be shoved into the workforce ASAP

>>211767506
asians (both kinds) do it mainly

>>211767512
wut the heeeeeeeeeeeelllll oh mah gawd no waay-aay-aayyy

>>211767512
whatever amount of revision time you can do consistently and makes you think you're getting ahead afterwards is enough. 30minsx3 just happened to work alright for me

>>211767496
agreed desu they should scrap like 75% of the unis in this country, most ppl who go dont need to go
>>211767551
i love it ngl im really glad i went to a london uni. only thing i dont like is my flat but the uni itself and teaching quality and student life is great

*nasal voice* eeehhh ummm de-escalate... the uhh rule of law...eeh, stand with our allies and partners

ummershy

>>211767573
peng chineses girls abound i bet

>>211767066 (OP)
The revolutionaries in Iran should have given him and his entire family the romanov treatment

>>211767594
Um uM

blasting out a niggershit from my anuspipe

2025 is one grim year lads. I'm 29 now and it's the first time I've really felt old.

I miss the 2010s, especially the period from around 2011-2015. It was a better time. Not that it was a paradise, probably the late 1990s were the last real "good times" but everything is worse now: threats of war, censorship, living costs, decaying infrastructure, gaming. It's all shit and there's no hope for the future. It's terrifying to me that 2015 was a decade ago. It feels like barely yesterday. We're halfway through the 2020s and it's just been endless misery: lockdowns, inflation, Boriswave, war etc.

It's also depressing how sanitised, sterilised and corporate the Internet is now. The Internet of my childhood is largely long gone aside from this site, and the likely 4chan ban in this country is just the cherry on the cake. I suppose I'll just have to find forums to post on again.

Anyone else feeling completely listless, dejected and nostalgic?

I made zero mates at uni LOL

easy for me to say I should never have bothered with uni but I wouldn’t be living life on easy mode doing piss all wfh every day if I hadn’t
maybe i would be happier if that wasn’t the case though

>>211767573
>international non eu 32%
that's all the chinese on my course loool
>>211767583
yeah need to get in more of a habit

i can't even do quadratic equations

>>211767643
2016mong

Got A*A*A at A-Level and always regretted not shooting for one of the better Unis. Ended up at Exeter - which is a uni for tarqs who weren't cut out for Durham, which is itself a uni for tarqs who weren't cut out for Oxbridge. Could have gone to pretty much any uni I wanted with my grades and I ended up in Stoke-by-the-Sea.

dubs and I'll buy all you lads a maccies breakfast after sucking you off

>>211767643
yes, same age as you
but you should understand nostalgia like this is dangerous since we have to adapt and overcome shit times
i highly recommend that you try to healthily detatch from nostalgia, it will bring you more harm than good long term. ask me how i know

>>211767654
i don't even know what that is haha

>>211767631
you learned about this man on Wikipedia maybe a couple of years ago, why pretend like you have such dramatic opinions

>>211767643
knew before i even read the first line that one cunt would post 2016mong

I'm sprouting

How do people get jobs these days

im 30 years old and never had a gf NOT EVEN CLOSE

>>211767685
nepotism

>>211767685
I refuse to work

I went to Oxford

>>211767681
To the same man. :(

>>211767661
*does a big open mouth yawn directly over your balding head*

>>211767702
FOY

>>211767101
It's Mohammed Reza Pahlavi actuallybeit

>>211767644
same was very grim. never had that uni experience people go on about

>>211767681
shut up 2016mong

>>211767685
unemployment on the rise so it hard

Toby's Carvery

I'm so fucking fat holy shit

>>211767678
Ive known about him since I first started thinking about politics and history (circa ages 12-15)

the actual peak was 2008

Rorke eating 5000 calories a day after bench pressing 60kg for 12 reps

>>211767727
probably didn't help that I hardly chatted to anyone but oh well haha x

>>211767140
serves you right for supporting foreigners

>>211767728
Take your meds schizo

Studied /brit/posting at the University of Life

>>211767661
could have shagged ruby granger

>>211767743
mental how all trannies are paedophiles but you're not allowed to say it publicly

>>211767767
I ran into her in a cafe one time on south street and am in the background of one of her videos, gormlessly milling about in the library.

>>211767643
I don't even feel nostalgic anymore, just listless and dejected.

>>211767767
fingered her in the alley behind bird and blend exeter

>>211767799
trannies should all be killed

Got First Class Honours in my Degree of Hard Knocks

>>211767140
thank you for supporting the growth of islam in this country

>>211767814
That's literally everyone in the post-2012 world. We are in an extremely dark age.

got arseraped in a portaloo at falmouth international sea shanty festival

>>211767813
Cor you came closer than anyone else here to shagging are rubes

Got First Class Honours in my Degree of Hard Cocks

trannies are disgusting
gays make me sick

Why is Ofcom's 4chan investigation still "open" how long does it take to check that yeah they didn't fill out the form they're legally obligated to? Yeah they host harmful content? Yeah there's no age verification in place to stop children from viewing pornography. Get it banned NOW!

I miss HIM everyday...

>>211767852
English spirit.

>>211767863
If white people did good takeaways I wouldn't have to

l love the coloureds and the queers

mad how universities get a bit gay one time in their thousand year history and rorke immediately wants to shut the entire institution down and get the kids up the mines again

what's the most successful british website

>>211767929
onlyfans

katy getting a little dizzy

>>211767929
gayporn.co.uk

Only poofs, foreigners, women, browns, leftypol, smug upper class counts go to uni. A true geezer leaves school at 15.

>>211767906
rorke turning his nose up at arts degrees and media courses then wondering why all students are lefties and why the media leans progressive

12 deaths and 385 casualties in Israel from Iranian strikes in the last hours

Every day I commute to work on the Vengabus and it bewilders me how much these people party

downing coke cans until i feel even a minor buzz

>>211767946
lol i didn't even know

Dost thou even hoist?

>>211767962
whoever made this video unironically needs putting down like a sick dog

>>211767902
cope answer. stop funding islamists

>>211767962
Both sides should stop the killing and be friends.

>>211768009
No

>>211767880
they're still investigating a certain forum that can't be named

>>211767962
notice the rorke and cuck posting has been almost completely absent in /brit/ since this started

getting BLACKED

>>211768065
um

rorke raising the red flag of revenge after his mum turned off the router

Oh yes

>>211768040
just blatantly untrue

>>211768031
surely this wouldnt take that long to finish

wfh dossers no doubt

anusberg raising the red flag of revenge after being savagely violated (it's a prolapse)

>>211768040
The BBC cuckposting has gone down as well
Hoping one of the Iranian missles strikes the blacked.com and blackedraw servers

>>211768031
>Case Opened April
Alright we've got a good few months at least then

>>211768097
get the brown eaten

>>211768097
L U S H. hope the 3 other people you're sharing that with enjoy it too.

>>211767422
God i hope not

thinking about getting BLACKED

get the deal made

thinking about getting BLACKED

why is a literal child uniposting in june, aren't they all closed for summer by now

>>211768097
What's the sauce?
Massive fan of the deep red barbecue sauce you get from the chinkies

>>211768145
>>>/cum/

>>211768145
>make the middle east great again
wut

>>211768161
gravy

>>211768168
he is a scholar of antiquity

>>211768145
get the yanks out

getting BLA- I mean...having heterosexual intercourse with a white female

>>211768161
curry

do you reckon literal glowies have viewed /brit/
funny to think about

THREE pints in the beer garden sun lads
On a mad one this sunday evening haha x

>>211768145
>you will be at peace by trading with the US
ok makes sense if you dont think about it

Gravy's good tonight.

Mr Nigger by Raymond Briggs

Imagine getting blacked and your dad walks in

>>211768159
spakiLARP as usual
notice him spamming smelly bedroom again
it's his weird insecure fixation

>>211768176
>>211768201
being made a fool of

tello hhere

>>211768247
It's curry sauce m8

>>211768247
its Worcestershire sauce

>>211768213
corrr love sitting amongst other sweaty mongoloids getting more monged out on booze like pigs in a pen me

raising the brown flag of worcestershire sauce (it's a dipped chip)

>>211768206
They're all on /pol/

>>211768237
like this?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13785080/

>>211768232
Imagine Vito slobbing your knob like it's covered in gravy.

>>211768308
makes my blood boil

>>211768308
praise jah

>>211768308
>diversity is the norm
er yh except it isn't thoughbeit

>>211768308
kwab

>>211768325
Doesn’t make mine boil. Maybe you should go outside a bit more bud

Well, which side is /brit/ on?

>>211767799
>all women or "women" in the picture
lmao

>>211768276
Looked a bit dark in the picture, like that thick satay sauce you can get with chicken skewers.

>>211768000
paedophilia is based and trad or something

>>211768300
Pale long fingernailed shut in hands typed this

>>211768308
why would anyone want to leave such beautiful diversity?

>>211767565
The children of the wealthy are the reason Britain's flooded with groids.

>>211768097
ZAMN!!!!!! Can't believe if we deport all the illegals we will never have this :(
GET THEM IN NOW!!!!!!!!! NEED ME SCRANANANANANA!!!

this girl I've been talking to for over a year started ghosting me over a month ago. do you think she found out I was mostly interested in fucking her?

>>211768379
>sits on his fat arse drinking poison

Mental how two of JK Rowlings characters get tortured until they go insane. Everything about her books and story-telling is so childish except for that one little bit.

>>211768349
there's no such thing as a trans person
you cannot be born in the wrong body

>>211768406
You tell him ahmed

Best PM in years but gimps on here will still find something to complain about

>>211768387
The children of jews are the reason unironically

If you could get £45k a year to never work again would you, or would you slap a career on top of it and make £100k+

>>211768434
empty centrist gesture

*gets more sane as the torture goes on*

>>211767865
2013-2016 was still good.

>>211768433
>defaults to the muslim boogeyman like a schizo again
Never gets old

>>211768406
Bodied him, abdul

>>211768430
>Everything about her books and story-telling is so childish
Yeah? The childrens books are childish are they?

>>211768434
Best PM in years doesn't mean much when the last five prime ministers were Tories who didn't even last a full term.

>>211768442
>If you could get £45k a year to never work again would you
yes
so easy to save money

wish i could mong out on mdma during a weekend, miss it dearly

Sir Keir Starmer would make a better Sir Keir Starmer than Sir Keir Starmer

>>211768442
i'd take the £45k. Half my money goes into investing for an early retirement anyways

>>211768442
100k career.
Im a neet, I’ve never claimed any benefits but id love to work

>>211768434
he only did this after immense pressure (and initially dismissed the idea). his party was also the ones covering up the foreigners doing it up and down the country for years

It's becoming increasingly hard to access porn online. Very grim. Search engines are increasingly useless.

The good old days of the 2000s and 2010s are gone.

>>211768349
trannies need to be eradicated

>>211768406
i dont drink but im not an ahmed
making fun of people who do is silly

>>211768434
only about 12 years too late for the girls

>>211768487
Best PM in the last 25 years then
I’m only 21 but still

poo wanking cum

>>211768442
Probably career. Isn't there a fairly famous study which says that people don't feel like they're rich until they're pretty far north of £100k?

>>211768434
*gives 30billion to the Maldives *

extinction event coming straight out my arse hole

who put 20p in london paki?

On £49k and can barely afford the mortgage on my rental flat
I don't even live in a major city

LOLpaki meltie

>>211768542
-over like 250 years
Conveniently left that bit out didn’t you

World's ending. Wars everywhere. Missiles fired all over the globe. We should all just fuck toil off.

kind of feel like eating fish this evening
or maybe lamb ;)

>>211768435
Jews aren't the only problem. That's simplistic thinking.
Ultimately it's Christian ethics and capitalism why billions of non-whites exist.

>>211768527
>i dont drink
Muhammad

>>211768586
Died. C'mon.

>>211768590
toby

>>211768442
Career on top and 100k plus
You can retire any time you want and by your mid 30s you'll be bored and wanting more from life
Also you aren't getting a wife or having kids as a NEET on 45k however this happens

>>211768587
That makes it ok some how

>>211768615
tobuscus

>>211768487
Cameron lasted a full term, albeit with a coalition

mental how a bizzarro fetishist cult of cross dressing paedophiles has managed to convince half the world that it's actually a civil rights movement

>>211768607
noo i dont drink im a bottom lol:)

>>211768587
thats still 120 million per annum

Business idea: takes the nurses’ salaries and give it to the footballers

>>211768637
Yeah it’s like 100 mill a year.
This country spends £1.35 billion a day

>>211768587
Do you buy things on credit and think youre getting a good deal?

>>211768652
the leftypop crew

>>211768522
2016mong loves yappin bout 2000 this 2008 that. You must be very weird irl

>>211768668
need all of that to go towards nationwide bollock smashing right now

jayna?
arthas...

shaking my arse down to the ground

>>211768698
Meds, now.

>>211768668
So what? Its 100mil that didnt need to be given to the Maldives for 250years as you put it. Imagine defending it

raping my arse down to the ground

colonial americans thought of britain as a mysterious and magical homeland

Reckon everyone agrees that trannies are demented weirdos, but no-one really wants to be the one to say it because people generally don't like being rude and mean to others

Honestly
I never realized how fucking ugly kendrick lamar is

>>211768639
poor lad got proto metoo'd

watched tv for 6 hours today and went a walk for an hour now watching tv again

BIG BOOTY BITCHES
BIG BIG BOOTY BITCHES

>>211768672
It works out to 300k a day. The country spends £1.35 billion per day

don’t even know what a billion is suppose to represent, just too big innit

>>211767659
>>211768698
Not 2016mong. I just feel dejected at the state of society.

>>211768751
slug behaviour

>>211768522
>>211768786
can't begin to imagine how runtish your life has to be for this to be an issue on the forefront of your mind

>>211767674
How do you know?
I just want to go back to the comfy early 2010s

spaki melty uh oh

>>211768775
So what?

So how come the Mongols were so successful? Was it just luck and circumstance? They pretty much single-handedly ended the Islamic Golden Age, but how would they have done against the powers of Europe with their castles?

>>211768801
Why do you call it that and not the bible

>>211768812
>noooo you can't observe literally everything in society getting worse

me

>>211768718
Don’t think you realise how obvious you are when you bring up years and compare them. Your autism is quite unique. Plus the obsession with “the internet” which is your life

>>211768031
>online suicide discussion forum
>>>/lgbt/

>>211768842
if they were so great how did they end up becoming muslims?

>>211767140
Mugged

>>211768856
Okay schizo

lowkey scary to think while vibing in a wild goon sesh w the lads on discord rn, there’s like actual wars & people getting genocided irl fr..

>>211768849
I saw her. I kissed her. Same. C'mon. This corpse can win. Bible.

>>211768846
Only thing getting worse are these threads whenever you post

>>211767643
>>211768817
Pre-crash mid 2000s were the one mate, felt like the end of history and it was only prosperity from therein. The UK was insanely wealthy then,

>>211768846
you could observe any one of the million things that are getting worse that are far more important but it's porn that you're posting about because you are a runt

>>211768040
the people who continuously post about supposed /brit/, /brit/pol and /aus/pol real life personalities are lefty/pol/.

>>211767643
kek this never happened to me because i'm smart so i prepared for my 30s.

>you have schizophrenia because you think I’m a poster who posts here because my posts are similar

Lol
Lmao, even

>>211768906
It was a bubble that couldn't last.

>>211768877
sybau

2016mong is such a freak ffs

>>211768947
Prepared how? You can't prepare for AI slop and Africans swarming everywhere.

one of you lads pm when there's a good post

>>211768955
Meds, now schizo.

>>211767643
>Not that it was a paradise, probably the late 1990s were the last real "good times" but everything is worse now
wow crazy, the time when you were a child and you had no responsibilities, understanding of the world was the best time? crazy how everyone says the best decade was when they were a little one.
>but everything is worse now: threats of war, censorship, living costs, decaying infrastructure, gaming.
we had all that in the 90s, 00s, and 10s, lad.
>lockdowns, inflation, Boriswave, war etc.
it was for like 9 months in 2020.

get over it lmao you sound like a fucking zoomer crying that covid stole the best years of his life (he would have sat inside gooning to belle delphine regardless)

>>211768985
Truly is
Oblivious low functioning autist

pigeonbergs fighting over branches again

>>211768860
DONE THEM

Our AI future is going to be so grim. Mass migration and AI shite everywhere.

New

>>211769064

>>211767643
yeah
I'll turn 29 soon
life is grim

>>211768998
>You can't prepare for AI slop
i dont engage with AI slop so this is a non issue for me.
>Africans swarming everywhere
dont really give a shit if I see a black person irl.

my 30s have been the best period of my life, get over yourself and you'll realise.

underwear smells of vinegar

>>211768998
there are ways to be that will put you in a better situation no matter the circumstances