Thread 211788567

Have you ever taken an ice bath?

A bathtub with some ice cubes don't count.

no I'm not stupid

>>211788776
Aryan TikTok.

>>211788567 (OP)
I want to fuck the snow bunny

>>211788567 (OP)
We had to do ice baths in gym class at school if you wanted good grades. Had us jump in a hole in the ice at a nearby lake and gave us some simple math problems before we were going up again.

>>211788567 (OP)
No, only snowniggers take ice baths and they're not beneficial in any way

>>211788567 (OP)
Russia
Yes, a couple times

>>211788567 (OP)
I thought doing that made men sterile

>>211788567 (OP)
no, I’d like to try though. coldest bath I took was in a lake in the alps in spring, the temperature was very cold due to the thaw happening. I enjoyed it.

this happens in usa and canada

https://thisvid.com/videos/exhib-son-making-snow-angele-caught-by-mom/

>>211788927
Debunked.
Go back to Morocco.

I sleep well after cold showers

>>211789009
How do you get back out
I think my arms will get all scraped by ice then I'll be crying please pull me out but nobody will respond

>>211788567 (OP)
No, I'm not insane. I like standing under q hot shower for 10-15 mins though.

>>211788567 (OP)
I once stepped on a lake whose frozen surface wasn't think enough. I managed to get out by myself.

>>211789060
Jump up and flop on your stomach and then just wiggle forward and out of the hole. If it is a ice hole that will get frequent use you will often build wooden stairs to get out.
You do this on the edge of a lake/river where your feet still touch the bottom, not like some videos I have seen in Russia where they make holes in the middle of a lake/river and then jump in and get swept under the ice by the currents and drown, that stuff is crazy.

>>211788927
I tried something similar in a spa where you alternate pools with ice (it had an aperture pouring ice chopped in very small cubes, almost like hail) and others with hot water. It hurt when switching between pools, but my legs and back muscles felt later much better.

>>211788567 (OP)
I experienced the procedure when you go to sauna where you get basically cooked like in oven and blowen by hot air with a huge fan then go outside to bath in cold river and walk sometime basically naked

>>211789212
>I have seen in Russia where they make holes in the middle of a lake/river and then jump in and get swept under the ice by the currents and drown, that stuff is crazy.
Don't know if it was russian but I also saw a video where some woman did exactly this, apperantly it was a river and if you dip in the wrong way you just get swept away and die a horrific death. I will never understand why people do retarded shit like this

>>211789256
I know which one you mean but I have seen multiple videos just like it, you would think they would know better.

>>211788567 (OP)
Every time I see a random white woman like this I pray internally that they have not led a promiscuous life but I know the chances are overwhelmingly against me

>>211789256
I’ve seen that video, would have been sad if it wasn’t a russian.

>>211788567 (OP)
>blurring cleavage
Cringe

>>211789284
Alvi is a national treasure in Sweden who is living a trad life, she is as pure as sunshine.

>>211788567 (OP)
no never and i really should, it bugs me that im such a pussy in cold water. cold weather doesnt bother me at all, but cold water freaks me out. not a good thing for someone who spend so much time fishing from small boats and packrafts, im gonna tip over one day...

>>211789243
It was in winter with the temperature of -25-30. Some people in my group even ate snow

>>211788567 (OP)
yes but I don't do it regularly as I don't live near a lake
I do however stand right under the shower head as I turn it one

>>211789009
Putting my penis inside of her would have the same benefits althoughever.

>>211789509
turn it on*

>>211789518
Her man looks like a Swedish Ryan Gosling. She would never even look in your direction.

>>211789566
I was just stating facts, doesn't mean that I would have the chance.

>>211789284
as a former normie, i can assure you the trad'est tradwifes all fuck around like crazy. 10/10s usually land their dream husband early and stick to him, its the average'ish girls that fuck around hoping that the next shag will be their bf/husband. you should enjoy it and take part of this tradition like i did.

>>211789243
>>211789400
Lol I hope you all enjoyed it

>>211789566
more like Ryan Goesblind
She sexy btw

>>211788567 (OP)
We have a special day in january when we ice bathing

>>211789925
any statistics on how many people die every year?

>>211789942
I heard no such cases
I've seen this video with woman getting under the ice by current, but most of us go to specifically designed for it places with medics

>>211788567 (OP)
So Nordics do that too? Not only us?

>>211790351
i think most people in the north do it
probably yakutia niggas also

>>211790397
>probably yakutia niggas also
Googled it just now. Google said they had no such traditions. Now some of them do it btw, probably Russians brought it.

>>211790458
interesting

Some old geezer died to a heart attack when I was ice swimming last winter, the sauna staff dumped him to the side and covered him in a blanket until the paramedics arrived. Business went on as usual

>>211789622
>you should enjoy it and take part of this tradition like i did
Its just degeneracy, though. If I need to find a 10/10 to not get cheated on then I won't settle for less.

>>211790498
>the sauna staff dumped him to the side
I'm sure that is what he would've wanted. Wouldn't want to inconvenience anyone doing sauna.

For me it's naked snow angels.

>>211790620
sex is good, it makes you happy, its just one of the truly great things in life to coom in a girl. to deny ones self from this simple and natural pleasure is degenerate, it goes against everything nature and your body is made for. you are made to coom, so fuckin do it then?

>>211791408
straight up jorkpilled famalan

>>211790458
They actually did something similar, but for shamanic reasons

In my city a lot of people swim in the winter.
They cut holes in the lake and bathe every few days. I might join them this year it's fun but like everyone knows people who do it.

>>211791408
Promiscuity slowly makes you mentally unwell

>>211788567 (OP)
I don't do pseudoscience

>>211789009
Yeah the fucking cortisol goes down when you leave the ice after massively spiking it you fucking muppet

>>211788567 (OP)
Feet

>>211788567 (OP)
>film yourself in a bikini
>blur your boobs
What is even the point?

>>211789256
>if you dip in the wrong way you just get swept away and die a horrific death.
100% it was a russian woman

>>211794179
>>211789329
>reeeee women are such degenerate whores
>wtf why isn't she showing cleavage

>>211795066
Also she didn't "dip in", she jumped like she was jumping off a cliff.
A merciless IQ test.

i can't be the only one who see through this chicks grift right ???

>>211788567 (OP)
Is she censoring her boobs/clevage?

>>211795571
*cuts off your head*

>>211788567 (OP)
I’ve done cold plunges while getting cooked in saunas; also once, or maybe twice, jumped out and rolled briefly in snow while hot-tubbing outdoors in the winter. First was invigorating, second pretty stupid. But I have never jumped into a literal hole cut in ice.

I’m okay with that.

>>211788886
Made for BBC only
Im sorry anon..

>>211788567 (OP)
Many times in the military. No sane person would do that just for fun, its allways thots seeking attention or incel gymdudes who read online that its has some Andrew Tate-tier benefit

>>211795216
she ain’t going to fuck you dude

>>211789356
is it ancient swedish tradition to post videos footage of you in a bikini to your hundreds of thousands of followers who are free to DM you whatever they want?

>>211795962
I guess she should've worn a hijab instead while taking a dip huh?

Bath on a frozen lake
Temperature is -15°C

>>211796220
looks like ramen soup

>>211795962
would make sense if she was walking about in the street
but no
time and place

>>211796625
Bon appétit.

>>211795634
>>211795849
This can't be good for your heart. Even taking cold shower I can feel it. Sometimes when I'm anxious or caffeinated I avoid them entirely.

>>211797081
if you die you die

>>211796220
>>211796760
cute

>>211788567 (OP)
i hope someone makes a bunch of AI blacked porn of her and sends it to her

>>211797081
Meh, in the military its under controlled forms, and a medic is allways around. But retards who stay in for like 20 minutes to act cool are just that, retards. Frostbite is no joke, I would know.

>>211796760
based

>>211797081
Yeah, I’ve heard people worrying about potential cardiac trouble from rapid hot-cold shifts, but I assume a lot of that concern is exaggerated if one is otherwise reasonably fit and healthy, as I was when I did all of the above. But it’s not an experience I really seek out; I don’t even like saunas.

I sometimes bathe in spring water that's really cold with my brother in law, he likes to do that and they have a creek with spring water next to their place
it's not freezing though, maybe 10°C or so

>>211796760
people on the internet would buy that water

>>211797609
>gokugokugokugokugokugokugoku...

wypipo baka

>>211788567 (OP)
Yeah i have iced, iced my drink to keep it cool and hydrated.

>>211793898
Yeah it's the body and lizard brain going from fuck im dying to phew maybe ill live

>>211789641
Is it sarcasm?

>>211788927
>>211793898
trvth

>>211789356
>>211789566
i'd like to watch them while they have sex
>>211796220
with them

>>211788567 (OP)
Many times. Also a mandatory part of the school PE class here in the north. Ice survival training.

>>211788567 (OP)
I won't, baths are supposed to be pleasant

>>211801515
>Diving holding your nose
Those kind of people shouldn't dive in the first place, no matter the temperature.

>>211788567 (OP)
I sauna a lot so yeah. Nothing fixes my back pain and joints better than hot into cold and repeating.

>>211801515
>the Somalian kid cursing his parents for moving here

>>211801515
>a mandatory part of the school PE class here in the north
Daym, bro. Seems like life is harsh over there.

>>211803430
Just autistic safety reasoning.
Lots of water here and people both drive, walk and skate on frozen lakes and rivers in the winter so I guess it makes sense.

>>211801515
Kek never open your mouths again northniggers, these pictures are chockfull of darkies

>>211788567 (OP)
I go to flowing almost cold rivers (4-5C) in the winter here (-5C to 5C). And it feels colder in a flowing river at 4-5C than in a steady bath at -10C.

>>211804972
Well... I guess here no one gives a fuck about that.

>>211801515
in the south we just have to prove that we can swim 200 meters or something
i wonder where the divide is

>>211805317
Not him but it's also a school insurance thing. We go ice skating a lot with class in school here and if a kid falls through ice and dies someone is gonna pull the "oh you didn't teach my kid how to survive reeee" card.
So by having the "isvak" class they basically just shove the responsibility on the kid.

>>211805601
Interesting. We didn't do ice skating at PE classes here. Usually it was cross-country skiing in winters.
But we also have a subject called OБЖ (OBZH) - Oбщaя Бeзoпacнocть Жизнeдeятeльнocти (general life safety (deepl translated like that)). So there we learn how to cover in case of bombing and nuclear bombing. Lear how to disassemble and assemble an AK on time. And also learn how to do first aid, like cardiac massage, mouth-to-mouth, tourniqueting for bleeding. Also seeking or making shelters and some other things. Barely remember anything.

>>211806102
>So there we learn how to cover in case of bombing and nuclear bombing. Lear how to disassemble and assemble an AK on time

Scary but also incredibly based.

>>211806251
I think they have probably never changed the program of the class since the Cold War times. kek

Yes it's an adrenaline rush but that's it. Did it almost 20 years in a row on Christmas waterskiing.

>>211788567 (OP)
No, I live in a tropical country

>>211806333
If I remember correctly we had a single info day about emergency and "what if the disaster comes" in school which was just basic shit like how to find safe drinking water, basic first aid and how to find emergency services if the phones don't work.