Thread 211812101

noedition

brits would never last a day in my world

Dogshit zingers
vvvvvvvvvvvvvv

ATTENTION

I still need more Bradleys

how many years have you been unemployed now then lads?

Imagine the wicked blackenings

Sir Wagwan Mandem

Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?

>>211812139
what is it with you brits and black men?

>>211812146
its social commentary

>>211812087
you just know she was horny af when he barked at her

poo smells

>>211812137
all of them

>>211812146
>bethesda game choices

>>211812162
greedy cronem

>>211812087
What happened? Why was he stabbed?

>>211812170
you bet

>>211812182
he relaxed

>>211812182
looked at him wrong

Katia discovered cronem

>>211812182
existed around him

my gender? im a mechanic

finished Deep Cover the new Amazon Prime comedy staring Orlano Bloom. lt were shite

>>211812224
Punchable slav face

might become attractive to the opposite sex

>>211812224
god i wish i were a hot woman

Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.

mental how not that good of a game skyrim is yet it was the biggest thing on the face of the earth

glad that there are fewer poles in the uk now
not glad that there are more blacks, pajeets, chinks and albanians

>>211812240
lol I saw your post in the last thread and was going to warn you
never mind lad that's two of us who were disappointed now :)

watching that new Adults show
pretty funny so far

>>211812283
i completed it on xbox 360, sold it, then never played it again
buggy piece of shit made for casuals

>>211812267
she looks like the type of girl who ages quickly and terribly

No Iranian ever called me incel

>>211812282
Green tea decreases testosterone. Do with this information what you will.

>>211812263
>covers eyes while shooting
why do i keep seeing the blacks doing this?

fucking UM

>>211812303
>le funny pajeet woman :D

>>211812283
it gave the people what they wanted even if it wasnt that good
>hmmm that civil war is cool, i wonder if i can join it as a soldier and impact it somehow
>>you actually can
>>game world changes
modern games still havent figured this out

>>211812307
god you're such a worm

>>211812291
Mad how many famous and good actors they got for it. Probably money laundering or something. Tbf a couple Bloom bits made me chuckle

>>211812137
Coming up to year 2 soon

>>211812333
it works because shes the annoying stacy friend not the quirk chungus not-like-other-girls woke biden dei main character

Iran have no nuclear weapons lmao

>>211812332
TACO

>>211812336
trying to represent skyrim as a game where your choices affect the game world is a bit of a stretch
you can be a demigod head of five guilds who saved the universe and no npcs give a single fuck

god these antibiotics are going to make me puke my guts out

>>211812368
man she aint no stacy

>>211812390
well thats that 'wasnt that good' part i mentioned
if there was something in the game world, you could do it, it wasnt just a setting or a backdrop, you could simply just start doing it
though everyone knows most of it ended up being shit but oh well

The next train to arrive at platform bed is the 23:41 service to Sleepington

time for a wee dram of aberlour, methinks

>>211812422
can smell it from here

>>211812420
to be fair i loved it when it first came out
i still don't get the people who play it to this day though

The bank

up the wooden hill to bedfordshire

>>211812137
Finishing out my third year soon, been looking for a job, failed my degree so the employment gap was ultimately useless
either the job market is really fucked or i fucked it

It's finally over

Kevin's famous chili strikes again. Even Brian Baumgartner can’t escape fate.

just doxxed myself

>>211812488
he realises he fucked up at the end

lads

the US are going to war

ooh tweets

Clean shaven. Always.

Iran is pussy
All bark and no bite

<3

>>211812518
>what a waste of human life
not looking good shite bros..

Stop gooning. Now.

this feels like Threads where normies are still going about their dailyh worries and what not while shit is kickin off for ww3

spamming /pol/mongs

Just got the call up for the 88th squadron the flying bragdleys

>>211812463
>rates
I DON'T THINK SHARIA BLOODY ALLOWS IT

NEVER STOP GOONING

>>211812601
Both.

>>211812522
you should follow them into that same boondoggle again

>>211812587
nothing ever happens

>>211812422
do you reckon she and her dad? you know

>>211812608
In secondary school we had a Scottish teacher who always said "hello there" and we used to sing that whole song in a Scottish accent kek

Very wromg, sirs...

>>211812587
well this wont be ww3 atp but what else will you do?

watching that noncehunter video he turns up in a clown disguise then is bantered enough he shits himself

Just rang Donald Trump to tell him to stop it

Scetch.

got a degree but cuz i didnt get a job in the field immediately after graduating i've lost all of the skills i had and now im jobless and looking for shelf-stacking jobs

spamming tweets, is it

Just found out that the Earth is flat

>>211812692
link?
>>211812697
degree in what?

Stop. Put me to sleep.

>>211812708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ozZRvolITI

so bored when l'm sober

>>211812708
computer science. it's all done to make you a generalist and that just makes getting a job afterwards not so easy imo

We had a good run.

>Dozens killed by Israeli fire near Gaza aid sites

Bradley laughing

it wasn't aberlour I forgot I left that at nanbergs
on the jura now instead

I like Robert Jenrick and might vote Tory again if he became leader

"Thank you Charlie"

these lamb kofta crisps from m&s are peng

>>211812797
bro fell for the most fake politician of all time LOL

Wondering how India v Pakistan is going

>>211812847
Daddy Trump told them to stop and they did

>>211812847
the war or the cricket?

bored of israel iran already
need a new middle eastern war to kick off

>>211812837
I'm not your "bro".

I eat cornz lol

>>211812886
A military clash has begun between...
*spins the wheel*
... Egypt!
*spins again*
...and Bahrain! Better luck next time Bahrain.

just changed my facebook pp to have a translucent egypt flag over it

>>211812887
shut up gayboy

the middle east is always at war

>>211812941
Deliberate mogging

>>211812941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTI8y5AYS18

>>211812943
I think a middle-eastern salt lake would be a great tourist attraction in 50 years or so when the cesium and iodine level off.

>>211812967
scremaggio

Sven GORAN Ericsson

using my holodeck to simulate /brit/ in 2025

>>211812797
His wife is a kike
His loyalties lie elsewhere

*enters /brit/ at 11am on a chilly tuesday morning*

>>211812992
made good phones him

>>211813004
Between Starmer with the Jewish wife and Jenrick with the Jewish wife I would say Farage the divorced grifter is probably the biggest Zionist

I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful
These are truly the last days"

>>211813036
:)

>>211813058
Literally listening rn

>>211812797
Robert "all anti-Israel MPs must be expelled and we should have Stars of David on every UK entry point" Jenrick

pondering the meaning of life

>>211813044
Jenrick attends synagogue every week

>>211812797
>I like Boris Johnson and might vote Tory if he became leader
-You, 10 years ago

fat wet throbbing red goosebumped pink vaginas

>>211813113
done him

>>211813136
the preserve of black thugmen

Might go for a danger walk

>>211813166
I thought you said dangerwank
Combine the two. I used to go for nightwalks and wank in dark corners. It felt good

>>211813166
on the prowl

doctorstein decided to go on vacation and i have to reschedule now

>>211813181
>>211813182
gonna walk through the local estate see what happens

my best wank ever was done in my car while watching women jog at the park

dont like people looking at me so i prowl around during the dark hours and get things done then. summer has driven me into my runt cave like never before

reminder that Letby only got the blame because all the other women at the hospital thought she was 'weird'
imagine if you worked at a hospital where there were excess deaths and all the Deanos just went around saying it had to be you because you're a recluse who isn't with the lads

>>211813199
you want to be buttraped or something

>>211813222
i n n o c e n t !

What about Harold Shipman did he really kill all those nans?

was out walking at night once and i saw a rocket burning up re-entering the atmosphere

>>211813222
what about the notebook full of her schizo ramblings about how she did it?

genuinely my first wanks were to women jogging videos
can remember my first proper wank was to some sennheiser earbud review video that had a woman jogging around a race track wearing each of them

>>211813198
This is /brit/, we call it a holiday, not a vacation.

>>211813243
Yes. Some of them werent even super old or sick they just reminded him of his mum

have massive pores and marks all over my face. i wash daily with a face wash and exfoliating scrub but I'm still covered in pores and red marks, makes me look like an infant

>>211813277
grim cunt

blackedwanks are always lush but have to space them out so i dont become one of those freaks aha

>>211813277
probably from doing just that

Mad that the 20th century relationship between Anglos and the Islamic world was educated Oxfordshire imperial officers dressing in keffiyehs, smoking hookahs, riding camels, admiring the poetry of Rumi in a warm bazaar, while the 21st century relationship is Mirpuri taxi drivers and kebab shop owners getting 11 year old white girls in tracksuits from streets with JobCentres and potholes to get addicted to drugs and plying them with vodka to then pass them around their cousins and then get her on a train to the next urban enclave in East Yorkshire to have it done to her again

Beat Neverland on Kingdom Hearts and up to Act 3 on Ghost of Tsushima :)

>>211813277
Retard

why dont we call them chips instead of french fries

>>211813277
at least you're beautiful on the inside x

>>211813254
Link it

yeah nothings happening just a city of 9 million being told to evacuate by the us president

>>211813312
The only Muslims worth a damn are persians and persianised arabs, not this subcontinental rubbish we have

>>211813338
*grabs a master sword and hells hyeaa*
that's the best i can do as far as "linking it"

lasirena69 fleshlight might be the next purchase

My smelly bedroom is too warm

>>211813312
>Aristocrats interacting with aristocrats
>The repugnant savagery of the poverty classes

>>211813344
erm... what the spruce

>>211813312
i promise you they were raping kids in front of the imperial officers back in the day too

>>211813314
Is that a save? Little Blue Men - Jedi Smurf.

>>211813277
I just wash my face with shower gel when I'm in the shower

I never use soap in my face and I never get spots

>>211813312
sounding a little like a sexual fantasy here

>>211813376
Forcing our poverty classes to live amongst the poverty classes of the subcontinent is quite unironically a worse crime against humanity than the Holocaust

Chavs might be what they are but nobody deserves what they've been through

>>211813389
Yeah but it was fine back then

>>211813338
looked it up, didn't expect to find it so easily
woman in the video looks older than i remembered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhn_0ClVj34

>>211813312
europe got the trash of arab world imported to them

i reckon polynesians live the best lives out of anybody

>>211813421
The post is intended to stir you to repulsion and disgust not arousal. This is the unfortunate situation that these communities have had to endure for decades

>>211813389
weird thing to promise

>>211813452
>>211813254
push the button music video for me

Starting a new anime a certain magical index. I started Shuffle the other day too.

>>211813452
Ffs

>>211813475
yeah thats what they all say

>>211813272
250 seems a little high tho

>>211813452
Not even sure what I'm supposed to be wanking at here

>>211813452
lol bro wtf

>>211813452
mate...

uhming and erming at the news lads
as eliot rodger said
this is deeply concerning

saw some cute black and arab girls on the bus today

>>211813452
also wanked to this advert
lass puts earbuds in and her tits start bouncing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paAwX0vSp78

Love female musicians
Especially players of string instruments
https://youtu.be/E41Z--3IgpM

>>211813389
It was boys though so it was ok

mad that he was in Home Alone 2

I kissed a boy and I liked it
His lips tasted like cherry chapstick
Then I fucked my bitch
I'm a hedonist
What you meaty fags been up to

>>211813452
Is this you

remember i used to wank to youtube stripteases

>>211813584
Why not? Why can't we all have nuclear weapons? Seems only fair

>first wank
>video 14 years ago
zoomer moment

>>211813584
MELTY

>>211813625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqgCnjJVfSg

remember wanking to a hardees/carls jr ad and blowing the fattest load on the hardwood floor while i was home alone, miserably failed at cleaning it up but thankfully never got caught

>>211813638
Bloody wokies

It was the ole' Newgrounds dressup games for me

Heaven wuat

>>211813181
lol i used to do this on the railway at dawn during my morning run

Used to just wank over girls at school

>>211813670
I've never watched Dragon Ball and have no interest to I love Naruto, Bleach and Fairy Tail though.

>>211813494
two sexy ladies

>>211813625
Yes from me. Safe.

>>211813686
you've got two dragon balls between your hairy legs

First wank? Billie Piper in Doctor Who

>>211813639
I don’t know what that has to do with Louise but I can’t listen to it without thinking of Hotel Chevalier

stupid cunt druggy neighbour has left his dog out and it's just continually barking

>>211813727
Sir.

Remember this tune lads

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PBhvPmXoPpU

Wank nostalgia

>>211813727
Sir.

First wank was Don't Wanna Stop DJ Robbie Williams

>>211813727
Sir.

druggies' dog outside going BARK BURK BUARK

>>211813780
bit gay

feel sorry for poor little dogbergs
such loyal animals who love unconditionally
that poor dog won't know why renton has left him in the cold :(

>>211813815
Aryan. Slavic map.

Needing a shit

>>211813834
Dunno why but I get sort of horny thinking about that

>>211813851
alri naked martin lad

>>211813834
Done him.

>>211813767
https://youtu.be/Rk_sAHh9s08

>>211813881
fucking hell that is so funny

i ran out of Alcohol

>>211813834
And to think he could've been taken in by a fit white woman instead

>>211813857
dogs and cats dont do it for me. but chickens on the other hand. have you ever seen a chicken's arsehole?

>>211813934
>>211813857
fucking UM UM UM

imagining if Khamenei flees to Moscow and then you see him, Assad and Yanukovych hanging around the Kremlin dining table like the Jarls in exile in Windhelm when you progress through the civil war

>>211813767
>>211813877

>>211813991
what an absolute choon this is wuat

>>211814051
Mad how much he looked like Sean Connery

An illegal migrant killed two people during a car rampage after being bailed from an immigration detention centre, a court has heard.

Albanian Emiljano Kasaj failed to attend mental health appointments for almost a year before he used his Mercedes to deliberately kill pedestrian Leo Moran and cyclist Joel Carriedo in Coventry in September 2023.

Warwick Crown Court was told “nothing was done” by the Home Office while he breached his bail conditions repeatedly.

good game this

yes master

>>211814117
Out.

>>211812146
There's someone else in the recycle bin

>>211814117
Out.

do people actually think we're about to get nuked

>>211814051
the man who would be shah

>>211814225
Police bible

love the whiffs of poo when i shag the bf's hairy arse

>>211814229
l seriously doubt lran has the ability

>>211814254
thats what i think too
but apparently theres people who genuinely believe the uk is about to get nuked because they foiled a bunch of iranian plans over the years

they should make a good James Bond film out of this current era of global tensions, assassinations, espionage, etc. A Mossad operative gone rogue. A warlord based off of Prigozhin.

sadly they'd probably do something woke and boring and just make a lazy villain based on Elon Musk

>>211813625
been trying to find a song that uses the word "naked" in it for over a year now. it's some dance-pop type of song that you'd hear in someone's playlist on twitch. only bit i can remember is where the lead female vocalist goes "[something something] NAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD" and i'm resigned to never ever being able to find it

>>211814283
Rebel.

>>211812224
>68,5
What's that? 685, 68.5, or 68,500?
>women showing off their high "body count" like it's a flex
Oof

>>211812263
How did cats release the video?

>>211812282
>Shoes on indoors
Disgusting

dont bother saving those 'good' posts for the new

>AMERICA FIRST means many GREAT things, including the fact that, IRAN CAN NOT HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
lmao he knows bombing Iran is incompatible with 'America First' so he's having to justify it

>>211814409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHzfhU8t5i8

Horrific betrayal of 35 /brit/ posters

bit late. why arent you sleeping? arent you working in the morning?

>>211814438
it's nearly WW3 bro come on

>>211814482
is that callum?

>>211814421
he's right
the death to america country having nukes is bad for america

Whenever the middle east gets bombed it is vindication for the British Museum safekeeping ancient artifacts that would have been otherwise lost to human destruction if left in their home countries

In fact it's a tragedy that the entirety of the ancient world isn't kept safe behind the walls of British museums. The entirety of Assyria or Carthage or Ur could be preserved on English soil

>>211814505
Newspaper.

>>211814501
srungling

>>211814482
something about a grown man begging another man who is younger than him for the grace of taking a pic with him

>>211814560
*begs wuat for a pic*

9% battery

bang

3pm katies is a good name for a song

he's sussed you instantly :)

let your enemy develop nuclear weapons - sun tzu

It’s not clocking to you that im standing on business

skinny yardie goons smokin clickum

why say bang as you turn a corner mate

*spins the dj decks*
wuat wuat wuat wuat

bang! :)

^this cunt!!!!!!!!!