Thread 211819737

it lush edition

right that's me off to 'reggs

Off to ‘eggs lads.

>>211819737 (OP)
Oh, hi there, handsome.

>>211819688
I wouldnt expect it from here but at least the government doesnt care about diversity hiring literal immigrants
They just ask you if you're aborginal or retarded for diversity and thats like >5% of the population so its fine

Anime is turning me into a nonce

>>211819816
ew

Tough on biomass.

Tough on the causes of biomass (capitalism, christianity).

so random

>>211819820
How is horseberg

>>211819816
which ones

sir horse cock

Zappa Plays Zappa House Of Blues 2015

>>211819831
they’re alri, went to a jump competition with the big one this sunday, not my thing really but am happy supporting the missus

so this is /brit/ during toil time. bit sad really

im going to Aldi first time today

>>211819858
bro looks depressed

what do fink are the requirements to be a good leader, /brit/s?

>>211819895
no it isn't, toil time typically would be 9-5

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diego doxed himself

Heh

https://goleafs.net/sports/softball/roster/kat-berg/678

>>211819912
Big penis

There is still anxiety from the incident.

>>211819916
John McAfee appearing as an Obi Wan Kenobi style force ghost advising me not to so much as hover my cursor over that link.

Yeah, I'm gonna click that.

>>211819915
am normally toiling by this time so everyone else should be

captcher DANK8

>>211819912
cojones grandes

>>211819917
sensible chuckle

smoking ciggies with babyberg

Neets all wake at 10-12am
Everyone here is either a wagie with a day off, wagie on the train or a wagie who just go to their wage desk. Quality posts will come soon.

getting a meal deal in tescos and saw a fellow virgin freak choosing his crisps

>>211820057
i'm a neet actually but cope on

getting a meal deal in tescos and saw a fellow virgin freak choosing his sarnie

>>211820065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9KgEs3Zksg

>>211820065
what did you get?

>>211820149
naked green machine
quavers
southern fried chicken wrap

any of you lads heard of a decidual cast

>>211820270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO8UhhpDnIk

My little man

>>211820266
best of the wraps but less filling than a sandwich, and you should've had skips and a red bull instead of the naked & quavers

dont know the bios password for this 2nd hand computer, dont think i ever set it so it must be whatever the previous owner set hmmmmmm chat am i cooked

hate cats but I like knowing you fine gentlemen are happy and content with your little pals beside you /brit/

>>211819737 (OP)
Why post a man doing this when you could post a woman doing this?

>>211820287
would shot put him off a cliff

>>211820287
why do cats always be eating grass
>>211820303
why do you hate them

>>211820321
>why do you hate them
they remind me of me

>>211820317
bet you'd get shot first you subhuman yank cunt

patty smyth sex arse

>>211820288
skips are inferior to quavers
>red bull
it's chemical piss and very bad for you

>>211820359
you joyless quare

watching an arnald swarthynigger fillum
picked it for dogberg and dogberg fucked off upstairs, the ruddy ingrate

Van Halen was good old fashion American party rock. Fast cars, pretty girls, plenty of booze, good times. It’s very “happy” music. The Sammy Hagar stuff just wasn’t as good, girly pop music.

Really feel like a wank but need to save the load for bfberg later

You're all dirty filthy gays

>>211820478
Not loving your neighbour

Deep down you’re all fantastic people and I wish you a FANTASTIC day!

Tesco meal deals are massive rip-offs
The ingredients for the sandwich cost 60p if you make it yourself
Crisps 30p each if bought from multipack
Drink 50p each if bought from multipack

so... I'm non-binary

shan't be clicking on a twitter link

>>211820478
oo er

>>211820608
and I suppose you'll be growing the potatoes for the crisps yourself hmmm?

carbonating the beverage yourself hmmmmm?

Thoughts about Swedish women?

The dogberg penis. Probably bigger than a few lads here.

Tesco meal deals cost £3.60 with a Tesco clubcard and £4 without
You could definitely get the equivalent components of a meal deal for less than £2

Look at your body—
A painted puppet, a poor toy
Of jointed parts ready to collapse,
A diseased and suffering thing
With a head full of false imaginings.

>>211820667
didn't want to see that

What’s blud doing??

>>211820642
what are multipacks son

>>211820683
>>211820608
this argument is always incredibly retarded
obviously you're paying for the convenience, that's what the extra cost is

>>211820650
She looks Bosnian or some shit. Yuck
Post a real Swedish girl, Sven

>>211820683
You going to make the cheese flavour for your quavers in your underground food laboratory are you? Going to sundry the tomatoes yourself? Going to steal the chemical formula and make your own redbull?

>>211820718
There's nothing convenient about it
People who are buying meal deals every day are seriously stupid

i have plenty of money I don't need to worry about the cost of a meal deal

I am considerably richer than yow

>>211820763
>There's nothing convenient about it
I think you're seriously stupid

What laughter shall there be? What joy shall there be? When the world is burning. You are covered with darkness, yet you do not seek a light.

Meal deals are for proles, I go to gails bakery

>>211820763
>there's nothing convenient about having all the components of a packed lunch in one aisle all in small single servings

>>211820725
No, she's Swedish.

Rorke’s meal deal (made by his mum every day)

>billy bear ham sandwich
>pack of mini cheddars
>warm fruit shoot

Speak not harsh words, and those who are told shall say back to thee. Words of anger are painful. Retribution will come upon thee.

The sandwich you could make yourself for 40p
The Walkers crisps you can get for 25p each from multipack. Lets say two packets so 50p
A bottle of water you can buy for 40p

>>211820876
That's a sad looking sandwich
Poundland sell sandwiches that look exactly like that

>>211820876
only people with autism go for plain ham, that's the sandwich equivalent of a cheese 'za

>>211820806
He's the type of autist that goes to work with an anime lunchbox.

>>211820876
hate crisps where the packet's overly crinkled like that

>>211820876
Nobody is buying that meal deal though lol, we’re getting a triple big breakfast sandwich, a snickers duo and a 500ml full fat red bull

>>211820852
And a little note "try not to be racist today honey"

life is full of sorrow

>>211820924
This is the nation's go-to meal deal
The egg protein thing in particular is a rip-off

>BT could cut 55,000 jobs as it pushes into using more ai
>disgusting isnt it these big evil companies
*hurriedly buys bt shares *

>>211820957
But also joy

Only proles buy Tesco meal deals

>>211820975
an egg protein pot is just two boiled eggs with a few spinach leaves LOL

>>211820876
>ready salted crisps
>plain ham sandwich
>water
This is the quintessential white person meal deal.

>>211820975
100% markup

>>211821058
It is Jet black. What's the time? Nonsense. When?

Rorke sitting at his work desk on a summers day with 4 festering boiled eggs in his packed lunch bag stinking out the office

>>211821083
This is why you get a meal deal

What can be done about the rise of antisemitism and its influebce?

snert

went on /r9k/ for the first time in ages and noticed the whole board is basically a psyop. can't believe i posted there for years.

cringeworthy when supermarkets describe their meal deals as 'main + side + drink'
a sandwich cannot be considered a 'main course' and nobody ever called crisps 'sides'

lil white tory boy doing the jew's bidding
is this what the jews call a useful goyim?

>>211821251
And the drink?

>>211821254
I hate this cunt pretending that people going to work without paying tickets to unionised parasites are the ones killing this country, when he was the immigration minister when some of the most extreme migration happened

I'm not sure there has ever been a worse fate for a board on this website than /r9k/

>>211821254
Jenrick's wife and kids are Jewish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH7z_i3y8R0

new sim it lush all the way

>>211821397
fella's actually a loser

The Casey report confirms that every British adult above the age of 20, including the posters here, were complicit in the activities of the Paki groomers. Many of you played a supporting or enabling role in criticizing those of you who tried to stop it

>>211821428
mark mogs you

>A gossip website founder has been unmasked as a male vegan influencer after nearly a decade of anonymity.
>Sebastian Bond, 41, was revealed as the architect of the popular online forum Tattle Life after losing a £300,000 defamation case in which he was also ordered to pay costs of £1.8 million.

>>211821435
Yeah there werent massive protests on the streets and people demanding change so your right

I go to the office once a week and I always get a Sainsbury’s meal deal. I think they must have the pengest sandwiches in their meal deal plus they let you have a hot drink as part of it so I get a coffee. Goes well with the chocolate bar I get as my snack.

>>211821574
>snack
Are you an infant?

for me it's the m&s meal deal don't @ me

>>211821589
Ivar the boneless..

>>211821574
posted from your smelly childhood bedroom

Mine's a co-op meal deal. Irresistible range is peng, sushi is alright, they do hot dogs and shite too. sometimes just get a ham and cheese roll or one of their posh chorizo salads.

Buy a pack of value ham and quickly scoff the lot down in the car park

>>211821589
No I’m 26, why?
>>211821608
Posted from my fresh smelling adult living room actually
>>211821612
>hot dogs
Like those rollover ones? Could be a gamechanger

Joints don't hurt much. Just endless stomach pain and shitting yellow liquid or green sludge. Haven't eaten in days so it's certainly not food.

>>211821612
>shite
You dont see many supermarkets sellingbthis anymore. Is it fair trade?

>>211821462
the girls on tattle seem unconcerned

>>211821637
mousenonce tier post

:/

>>211821650
Move.

I’ll hammer me cock

>>211821631
>Like those rollover ones? Could be a gamechanger
Na it's more like the hot dog is in a package and it's inside a heated area

>>211821631
rollover dogs are my guilty pleasure, especially the one with the cheese filling. Absolute grim slop but also peng

correctly guessed the answer to a question toilberg asked me this morning trying to catch me out. The only possible reason he could have asked this question is because he KNOWS I don't know the answer

had I admitted I didn't know then I would have been admitting not having done a specific task correctly for the past year in this job. Could tell he was confused when I gave the correct answer (entirely by chance). He definitely thinks I'm a complete slimeball, which I am.

>>211821665
Shock.

>>211821673
your days are numbered sunshine

>>211821668
Still decent tbf, might check that out next time
>>211821670
I actually haven’t seen one in years but the bread used to be so peng. They used to sell them in my local corner shop but they stopped. Used to love getting one with a slush.

>>211821673
Hope you get fired.

>>211821673
Mental that I don't have to think about any of this as a NEET

>>211821673
What type of company do you work for

>>211821574
their sandwiches are the same as anywhere and you can get free coffee from waitrose or work

>>211821673
>getting quizzes from his boss
bruh lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQai8BGkizU

yes this will prove very useful.

There has been a hooligan who has been attacking me with
an icepick and I will be putting an end to it.

>>211821701
my co-op got rid of them but the service station near my home still has them so I occasionally grab one on the way back from toil

Sorry, I was hoping we could discuss my shits??? Wtf is wrong with me + am I going to die?? Emailed mumberg a picture shes a nurse but she's busy now at work.

Diego would be distraught about the Kim Woodburn news. He loved her and her house cleaning tips

>>211821726
mate just go to a fucking doctor instead of posting your foul green shit in here, probably got bowel cancer or something

>Tesco was founded by Jack Cohen

That's why it's called TesCo

>>211821726
>Emailed mumberg a picture
If I could post images you’d get so Bradley’d right now.

He's up bright and early seething about how people with money look down on Lidl

>>211821716
Nah Sainsbury’s do some really nice ones. Waitrose do too, I actually do go there sometimes for lunch for the free coffees but they don’t have a meal deal sadly. Works out more expensive even if you just buy a sandwich and a snack. Sometimes I’ll get a salad and some fruit from there though.
>>211821724
I’ll be on the lookout for them next time I’m at a service station

>>211821762
>A jew did something other than invent a new way to create debt or bite foreskins off of babies...alert the media!

>>211821762
That's why rorkes mum shops at iceland

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

I know I probably should get a credit card but at 32 I've more or less went through life never needing one and never having any debt and I probably just never will get one

>>211821762
>Jews invented the meal deal
wtf I am a Zionist now

>nobody:
>not one single person:
>Pastrytarq: WOW STOP SHILLING FOR LIDL THEIR CROISSANTS ARE BAD YOU'RE JUST TOO POOR TO ADMIT IT

Roll up roll up, come get your Cohen meal deals!

>>211821789
Yeah he "invented" tesco very good

>>211821800
I got one because I was advised to since I’m looking to get a mortgage in the next few years, since they improve your credit rating. I got an Amex and I just do my shopping and pay my bills on it then pay it off in full the next month. Don’t get any interest charged and I get points I can spend on flights which is cool.

>>211821823
Didnt he daughter repatriate to israel too?

Nobody shop at Asda then?

>>211821828
A century ago jews did all sorts of interesting things, but unfortunately it's not a century ago lad.

which water do you lads get? I'm quite partial to evian myself

>>211821849
Mentioning anything other than Lidl or Aldi sets them off. It really upsets them. It's because it's a reminder that not everyone is poor like them.

might cry x

>John Porter is the grandson of Jack Cohen
>When he was young, he was given £4 million by his grandfather, Sir Jack Cohen, the founder of Tesco

>>211821874
Usually pour myself a glass from the tap in the kitchen

>>211821874
lidl own brand Vivian water
tastes literally exactly the same
only 9p a bottle

>>211821786
this is the one you want, krakauer & cheese

I love iceland because the food is highly processed shite full of flavourings and oil and salt.

>>211821849
Asda is owned by two groomers

Lidl doesn't sell highly-processed food. It's free of all flavour, oil and salt too.

>>211821892
As in buy a coat for £900 mr porter?

>>211821903
Sounds utterly lush corrrrrr

>>211821902
You know how many chemicals to get the same taste? Lidl is unhealthy.

>>211821874
one day I noticed water actually comes out the tap in my home for free so I just drink that

Mad how his entire wealth will be passed on to mostly Jewish grandchildren

>>211821892
I don't know why we're meant to care about this
Clearly you do
But why are we

>>211821941
>for free
Contacting the waterboard rn

Corr new census in 2031. Need to start revising

>>211821952
likely one of our resident autismos has found his latest obsession

waiting for old m8 to drop off some bags

>>211821892
Lol that's where your meal deal pounds went

>>211821952
Anonberg demanding we stop noticing

Mumberg thinks it's bile

A dildo in Thatchers dead arse

so... THAT just happened...
*studio audience goes wild*
>/brit/ will be back after these messages

>>211822009
Mad that they get all foreign leaders to do this

More immigrants to western Europe
Israeli borders closed to immigrants

>>211822016
I've been to that rock and have heard it's whispers

wonder what sir keir starmer's willy looks like

>>211822030
what did it say

Time to break out the summer duvet methinks

>>211822044
give us a tenner

Sir Micro Penis

>>211822044
Went to USA...

>>211822044
"Ooooo ou will do what your israeli handlers tell you to do oooooo"

The best Sainsbury’s meal deal. Here it is

>steak and caramelised onion sandwich
>large vanilla latte from the Costa machine
>white Twix

Corrrrr I said CORRRRRRRRRR lads

>>211822080
Vile runt slop

Jewish schools don't allow non-Jewish students to attend their schools
Meanwhile Church of England and Roman Catholic schools are legally obliged to admit non-Christian students

posted my art to a discord and got a lot of reacts, probalby the most attention ive ever gotten

If I want to sit in and drink Super Tennent's in the day, I will
No one's gonna fuckin' tell me jack

>>211822080
>steak and caramelised onion sandwich
Sounds peng but is it cold? I usually get a wrap from Sainos, plus a coke and a bag of crisps

>>211822086
>tin-tin
Used to go on adventures and now he has to do interviews like this?

just hear myself talking on a meeting there and i sound rather depressed.

[wry chuckling]

>>211822086
like one of those non-white comedians who make their ethnicity their sole identity

>>211822086
tintin means willy in japanese

>>211822095
>Why no you can't attend our jewish schools or synagogues you subhuman goy! What are you, a bigot?

>>211822080
They do a Bloody Mary Marie Rose prawn sandwich now that is absolutely LUSH. Didn’t know you can get Costa from there as well though?

>>211822095
really makes you think

Right putting my foot down that's enough jewish patter now pick some other gimmick to spam the thread about

You can get Costa coffee free from Waitrose you mugs

>>211822105
Yeah it’s cold but it’s so good, so meaty and filling. Would defo recommend. What wrap do you normally get? They have some decent ones
>>211822136
Phwoarrr I’ll see if I can find that one when I’m in the office next week.
And yeah, the hot drinks from the machine are included in the meal deal. Pretty good value desu since they’re like £3.50 alone. I generally save like 6 or so quid on my meal deal haha

>>211822167
It's actually Nero coffee

>>211822181
I usually get a chicken Caesar wrap because I’m basic that way x

>>211822161
Making jokes at the expense of the world's richest most privileged people is where I draw the line! Now how is that mass carpet bombing of poor people going anyhow, oh my days are they still breathing?

>>211822167
don't you have to be a member or purchase a minimum amount of goods? You can't just mince in, grab a free coffee then leave

Do you lads every buy stuff from the reduced section?

Miss my ex so much, wish we were still together

>>211822167
Waitrose coffee is cheap shite for povvos. You have to bring your own cup as well, totally pointless.
>>211822203
Very valid choice lad, I like them too

(you)s were low yesterday for me. i won't apologise for lower quality posts, but i will blame you all for not getting involved in the fantastic conversations i was providing

not doing so well lads

LADS YOU WONT BELIEVE WHATS HAPPENED, INSTABILITY IN THE MIDDLE EAST HAS LED TO A CONFLICT BREAKING OUT, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE YOU SHOULD REALLY CARE ABOUT IT

>>211822223
yh, sometimes you can get a charles bigham meal for a couple quid

Never once got the vax, not because I didn't believe in it or anything I was just too lazy to go get it and before I knew it lockdown had ended and I didn't see the point

>>211822220
>You can't just mince in, grab a free coffee then leave

Yes you can
I do so twice a day (Ive got two Waitrose cards)
Nero coffees usually cost £3.60, so I'm effectively saving £7.20 a day

>>211822281
Careful, mentioning Bigham sets off the cooking autist big time and I think he’s lurking.

She dead :(

>>211822291
So what you just walk in and grab a free coffee and walk out?

>>211822315
Quite literally who

>>211822315
Dead at 83. Just a fuckin' kid

>>211822316
Yeah

>>211822291
My local Waitrose is now full of tramps like you who do this and I suspect half of them also have multiple cards. Worst thing they ever did bringing back the free coffee. They should at least make the minimum purchase price like £20 and also bring back the free newspaper while they’re at it

>>211822331
Not bad, shame I don't have one near me otherwise I'd take a wander for a free coffee

*inhales*
BIGHAM
BIGHAM
BIGHAM
BIGHAM
BIGHAM

I have two Waitrose cards registered with two different names and emails
I usually get two free cappucinos or lattes from Waitrose a day

Got banned for a JOKE post about schoolkids, ohhhh can't even nonce post in peace these days

>>211822291
the coffee isn't as good as lidls though
they sell bestcafe granules which are better then nescafe and only 20p a jar

>>211822315
She was only 83 as well. Must have been the vax, cut down in the prime of her bloody life

>>211822375
kek

fell on my arse just now

imagine going to great lengths just to get free subpar coffee from a supermarket

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>>211822398
There's a Waitrose on my way to work in the city centre

>>211822411
ctrl+s you great big fool

>>211822411
MUG

>>211822398
You have to bring your own adult sippy cup as well to put it in which you then either have to wash like a cuck or walk around all day with a minging plastic cup in your bag with dried coffee in it.

Tescohens

>>211822438
grow up

>>211822453
Idea

reckon it's only dortmund who could arse this up for me

feel like SHIT

Bought bulk coffee cups for my free daily Waitrose coffees

>>211822419
you're still taking a significant detour and time out of your day to get muh free coffee, just fucking make it at home and put it in a flask

>>211822438
I don't do that I bin my disposable cup afterwards >>211822479

>>211822467
>cwc
Kys

>>211822479
these things release millions of microplastics when they come into contact with hot liquid

>>211822438
>wash like a cuck
This RUNT eats off paper plates

Would never go to Waitrose for one of their coffees, the underclass who use them always leave the machines so dirty.

I do like a cheeky cortado from Black Sheep at lunch time though, best coffee chain hands down. Their matcha is great as well

It's not gay if he's ginger. That's what I heard. Gingers are the temptation of man.

>>211822485
seething flaskcel

most useless overwatch team award

>>211822508
Paper cups?

why do women at work think they can just walk around with their feet out

>>211822510
I just chuck away my meal deal packaging

>>211822508
Well that's what they sell coffee on-the-go in Starbucks, Costa, etc.

>>211822539
I love.

Mhhmmm toxic bitter bean juice

>>211822531
paper cups with a plastic lining yes

Rorke walking an hour between Waitrose and Lidl so he can get his free coffee and his 20p croissant together. It’s worth it because his time is not valuable at all.

>>211822479
dont like the taste these cups release into my drink

just been cucked

>>211822557
its not toxic science has proven that coffee is in fact good for you

every waitrose including little waitrose have two nero coffee machines where you can choose from a range of coffee beverages

Never shagged a fat women in my life only ever shagged skinny women and I feel like I'm missing out honestly

right well I need to get ready for toil so I'm off
*turns into an ethereal mist and floats out of the thread*

Non-Whites should be sterilised and enslaved.

>>211822640
Spain.

>>211822606
>Study paid for by international coffee growers conglomerate

free coffee from a shop you walk past anyways = bad
getting dole money and disability for your self diagnosed depression = based

Future of humanity idea: mandatory humanoid robotic girlfriend, with customizable body shape and facial features to fulfil men's lust, loaded with state of the art AI software and hardware for perfect girlfriend experience, all of this supplied by the government

>>211822647
nobody said this

putting a game on while im away so my cat can get the heat from my laptop fan

>>211822661
i just did

>>211822670
bodied that dole scum

Closest waitrose is a 40 min walk away for me, could make it an incelwalk with a goal though

>>211822661
He’s just feeling self conscious because everyone is calling him a tramp for scamming Waitrose out of 30p a day getting an extra free coffee

>>211822668
Fucking kek

Got over 110k saved up but still hate spending money due to growing up with not much money due to the recession in 2008.

>>211822722
yeah?

>>211822722
?

>>211822722
yeah?

>>211822722
no you dont
be quiet

>>211822501
well i've only watched 20 mins of inter miami
don't have to see it to know chelsea will beat los angeles fc

>>211822722
same but not 110k saved

>>211822712
>>211822712
>>211822712

>>211822722
Yeah?

>>211822722
fucking interesting bastard you

>>211822677
it's less that he's scamming waitrose and more that he's going extra lengths to get something as basic as hot brown just to save a couple quid, it's barely a step above filling you pocket with complimentary sauce packets/miniature shampoo etc