Thread 211822712

Grooming gang edition

>>211822744
catberg

steve interesting bastard

Rorke switching from Asda to Trump Mobile

jack is a banker
and jane she is a clerk
and both of them save their moneys, when they come home from work

saved up £110 because im a boring bastard

Absolutely love that time of the day when /brit/ starts pretending they've all got over £100k in the bank

gadberge

Anyone else reading about this Britcard digital ID? Scary stuff. Covid passes were a test run.

I didn't get one then and I won't now

>>211822759
>berg

>>211822775
>in the bank
he doesn't know

>>211822787
Put a sock in it 2016mong

saved up 5 million quid me but i'm still sat here on /brit/ at 11am on a tuesday in my smeggy childhood bedroom

>>211822787
no because im not a little runt that worries about nonsense. youre born a slave so act like it

keep 100 grand in the toilet cistern so the feds dont get it you dun know

Beeper Funk (Slowed)

any brawny red-armed proles in?

saved £37k by getting two coffees a day from Waitrose for the past 10 years. They paid for the deposit on my mortgage

https://www.waitrose.com/find-a-store/
get your free daily regular nero latte or cappuccino from waitrose
a regular nero latte or cappuccino normally costs £4.25

>>211822843
you could have saved £38k if you had been getting coffee from Lidl instead

>>211822877
I saved another £10k buying my croissants from there, that paid for all my carpets and paint

>>211822869
>nearest store 8 miles way
right I'll be back in about 4 hours lads I'll let you know how the coffee was

Do you like carrot cake?

>>211822744
is he sightly retarded

Personally if I was an illegal migrant I'd go to somewhere nice like Norway or maybe Switzerland not a clue why you'd still come to the UK

If somebody buys a regular coffee from Nero, Starbucks, Costa etc. five days a week, in one year they will have spent £1010 on coffee

>>211822775
literally do though

savingsposting is just an equally boring offshoot of salaryposting

>>211822934
>if you spend money on things you enjoy you will have spent money
Shocking

they got me on milk and
alcohoooooooooollll

>>211822787
Lots of European countries have identity cards, maybe we should have them too.

>>211822934
Actually £1020

>>211822873
Mostly women and children innit

>>211822974
It shocked me that in most European countries you legally have to carry these on you at all times. The police can just pull you over any time and ask you for them

>>211823004
and this is wrong in a civilised society because……

having a go

>>211822926
I think its because their extended family is already in the UK.

>>211823022
Yeah well I've got 10 trillion quid in the bank

>>211823022
seething

Think I might get two free Nero cappuccinos (RRP £4.25 each) today. I have two Waitrose cards you see.

>>211823026
Because the police have no business asking for my papers whilst I’m legally going about my business harming nobody.

>>211822941
>(4.25%)
Oh dear oh dead

>>211822903
they sell a carrot cake in lidl tastes exactly the same as one youd get in harrods
only 16p

ever feel like going to sleep forever?

>>211822974
>>211823026
Ok Tony you can fuck off now

>>211823050
Do Brits ever get IRL FOY’d for drinking coffee?

And the fruit and veg you get from Lidl is surprisingly good! (If you ignore the fact it rots within about 2 days)

Buy a hundred disposable coffee cups for a fiver on Amazon, they will last you a while

I imagine salaryposting like someone standing up suddenly in a room full of people debating a topic and shouting "I EARN 75K A YEAR" and then while the room is in a confused silence they slowly sit back down again

@grok
what does this mean?

Mad that my poos are now green

>>211823082
no, because coffee is popular here and isn't seen as an american thing

>>211823102
Think The Simpsons already made this joke

>>211823098
Imagine cutting about with one of these bad boys in your hand looking like you’ve had a cup of tea from the burger van in the B&Q car park

MY NAME IS NINNOOOOO

Did I mention that I'm tremendously wealthy?

Do you lads want to be cremated or buried

In ten years I will have saved 11k on premium roasted, on-the-go coffee

>>211823050
Wonder if Diego's on this
Hhe loves himself an 'expresso' (his term)

only got £62k in my ISA.

you know coffee is of muslim origin right?

>>211823158
rorke spitting his coffee out

rorke: *waves around his super thick wallet to show off how rich he is*
me: *looks inside his wallet*
it's just full of hundreds and hundreds of gay cards

saw a shooting star earlier
I wished for the extermination of the jews

>got sick of the dole
>write in to withdraw my claim
>work coach refused to close my claim unless I give him proof I got a job
The dole is a fucking prison. Do these cunts get commission or some shit on this?

Time for bed but it's absolutely sweltering

Daytime weekday /brit/ has a higher concentration of millionaires than Mayfair. Quite impressive.

Getting my degree results today
Know I almost certainly have a 2:1, but with a bit of luck I may be on target for a First
Pray for me lads.

>>211823124
you know you can buy any colour/design of cup you want

honest men are always poor

>>211823206
Cs get degrees mate

>>211823207
Any that dont make you look like a massive povvo?

RIP Kim even though you killed your kid

>>211823206
should have been spending that time getting your ISA up, not getting a degree

nah but best of luck lad x

>>211822974
Passport, Driving License, and a Citizen Card are all easily available. What's the benefit of adding another card that doesn't do anything the others don't already?

>>211823207
Why not get a reusable cup?

>>211823206
Should've become a bricky lad

You know he reuses those cups as well
Stingy cunt

>>211823206
good luck lad

>>211823206
never went to uni me bet its a shit feeling that

Yeah i like some of the Chappell Roan songs, what of it?

28 degrees on Saturday omds

>>211823229
yeah. nobody's going to look closely enough to check if there's a logo on your cup

Rorke sipping his cheap Waitrose coffee from his soggy paper cup on the way back from his dole appointment

>>211823229
grow up

why is default pen color blue instead of black?

>>211823248
I think they're unhygienic and a extra effort to wash
I prefer disposable coffee cups which I buy in bulk of 100 or 200

whats the most runt tier fetish

just remembered my university graduation which mum forced me to go to and i had no friends there so i just stood with mum. and i looked so grim in the photo it was just put up in the loft instead of being framed.

went to college to do bricklaying I quit after 2 weeks

>>211823322
Feet obviously

>>211823322
children

>>211823283
It's an incredible moment of joy when you see you've at least got a 2-1 and didn't waste 4 years but that feeling goes away very quickly

>>211823293
They're not paper they're strong cardboard. Identical to the cups they have in coffee shops.

>>211823309
The default pen colour is often blue for historical reasons and practical considerations. Blue ink was historically favoured for signatures because it was easier to distinguish from black ink used for printing documents, making it clear which markings were original. This distinction is still useful for identifying originals, and blue ink is generally considered to provide good contrast on white paper.

>>211823339
grow up

>>211823333
ktim
i've never looked good or even normal in any photo i've had taken grim little runt that i am

>>211823333
graduated at 28 and just got them to send me it in the post, could not be arsed with all that nonsense

>>211823360
Thank you, AI cronem

The only photo I’ve ever looked good in was the one I had at my dads funeral

can i ask why someone would feel the need to buy their own disposable coffee cups if theyre not running a cafe? or is that too personal a question

True Waitrose chads get their free coffee in one of these bad boys. Keeps it hot way longer than a paper cup and doesn’t affect the taste.

Cannot imagine the type of cretin that would only get a Third-Class Honours you would have to purposely be trying to fuck up on purpose

free coffee is better than paying for the same coffee

>>211823322
interracial

>>211823405
>cappuccino

>>211823386
I keep some small expresso ones by my desk and bed for spitting in

>>211823387
Good luck cleaning that lol

>>211823321
Filling them with boiling liquid is unhygienic?

>>211823387
This is what I do as well. Mine is metal though and like a flask inside. I tend to get two or three free coffees a day in it.

>>211823423
i can get along with that behaviour but why dont you just nick em

>>211823387
baby's sippy cup

might do a racism and wipe out the jews

GTA vice city released closer to the time it was portrayed than to today

grim

Cozy

>>211823444
I get through 1 or 2 a day and wouldn't be able to keep up by stealing them

I have about seven Waitroses in my vicinity. It would be remiss of me not to take advantage of their free coffee

>>211823333
Kinda the same for me
Had mates but their day was different to mine and never made friends in my course because i never turned up
(Got a first btw)

dont like power banks me
prefer poundland power pods
takes too much time to charge the clarted battery after each use

>>211823450
even him?

>>211823206
>he went to school
>he didn't become a hard yakka Aussie battla labourer
pfft pathetic m8 *heems you*

whats a powerbank

>>211823425
Thanks. Takes a few seconds.
>>211823442
Nice. I have four Waitrose cards but I tend to just get two coffees a day. I do sometimes get the full four though.
>>211823447
Yep. It’s great haha, perfect for commuting. Fits nicely in the cup holder in my car.

>>211823474
I'll rape your mum and kill your kids

I’ll be waiting for his apology after he publicly mocked the man claiming he said “muslamic ray guns” when he actually said rape gangs

>>211823497
>four waitrose cards
kin hell and i thought i was bad having two
i don't need more than two coffees a day though

>>211823514
the only time leftists ever apologise is when they get publicly outed as being sexpests and rapists

>>211823514
>Rorke thinks Muslamic is a real word

>>211823333
at my graduation my mum met the ex-protogf and went on all day about how gorgeous she was and asking me how I fucked it up with her lol. I was also so awkward that when the ex-protogf asked for a photo, I'm standing about a half a foot away from her.

I fucking love cats

>>211823362
see? always the runts who are into feet.

>>211823534
Yeah I generally stick to two. I’m lucky in that I have a Waitrose in my town on my way to work and one about two minutes walk from my office so I can pop there throughout the day and get one if I want.

women want a man with a waitrose card

can't be many more palestinians left at this point surely where the fuck are they coming from

>>211823547
No I don’t. But it’s obvious he was talking about the gangs and yet he was lied about and made into a meme by russel Howard and others

>>211823474
They have Poundland in Belgium?

why is that some cats don't mind being petted by me and will actually lean into my hand, while others run away like I'm a nonce covered in dogshit?

>>211823514
Reminder that the muslamic ray guns video was literal Iranian state propaganda.

>>211823416
Most men watch interracial BMWF porn

yer da's neurodivergent

>>211823598
they breed like rats

just had a quarter pounder meal at Mickey D's laaah lush as fuaaaaarrrrrrkk. goated goyslop

>>211823607
i dont live in belgium

Done him

>>211823611
They don't know you

>>211823602
It was pretty funny tbf, bloke was clearly on something and mostly chatting shit.

>>211823474
Interesting that Belgium has a shop based off the UK's currency

>>211823639
what?

>>211823643
He was entirely correct though?

>>211823643
But he wasn’t? He was talking about the gangs and the coverup in a time where nobody would

>>211823641
prince andrew on a mad one

>>211823641
lol

>>211823641
>bar girls in pattaya

Best Timmy culd do

>>211823627
do you have a single fact to back that up

>>211823617
meds

>>211823708
Southern?

Timmy sitting in the park with his black girlfriend and thinking he's Chad now

just done krokodil

my cute cat is sitting on my mousepad

M2.6 Earthquake just now in the UK

>>211823715
buying her wigs n shid

>>211823715
OH MY DAYSSSSSSSSS
Timmy thinking he's Chad because he's with Shaneequa

something you’d see in China or Russia

>>211823733
ya mam fell over lol

>>211823696
Most men are browns who larp as black so it could be

Britain was just different in 1999...

>>211823667
>>211823673
Yeah yeah the Muslamic infidels trying to push the interracial law and get their law over our country. It’s happening in every country apparently. They’re going to use their Muslamic ray guns to take over.

one cannot simply walk into /brit/

>>211823773
But he didn’t say ray guns, he said rape gangs that’s my point

>>211823768
Es ist verboten.

THEY AINT

NO PARTY

LIKE A S CLUB PARTY

*walks into /brit/*

achetyp DOWN FOREVER

>>211823746
Based. Get the benefit mongs bank accounts audited NOW. Get them sanctioned immediately.

Arab sex slave sellers sold female white slaves for 20 coins, Asias for 5 coins, and blacks for 2 coins

bet all these dossers at the royal ascot are the same people complaining about people not working

>>211823799
Your neck is mine.

I now know what I must do

I’d snort Emma Watson’s diarrhea.

wish i looked normal

>>211823786
He said ray guns, along with a load of other bollocks. He was *trying* to say rape gangs but he was obviously pissed up. Everyone knew about the rape gangs back then, it was published in all the newspapers. Trying to act like it was some hidden Rorke knowledge is historical revisionism.

>>211823839
Where?

>>211823821
timmy doing quick maths n teking 4 pangpangs, a bargain, he tinks

>>211823809
Yeah go after those poor people and not the billionaires

>>211823708
The interview was conducted by Press TV, the Iranian state's English language broadcaster and vehicle for propaganda. They evidently picked out the thickest and drunkest people in the crowd they could find.
Once they got what they needed, they promoted the interview as much as possible and managed to catch leftypol's attention.
And so Russell Howard and the BBC fell for Iranian propaganda and broadcast it on national telly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1Fjq75F13c&t=13s
Political tunage today
All these bombs and that. Why can't they stop it

>>211823821
Meanwhile white men paid blacks a years salary to fuck their wives

toilfu seems much more interested in me since learning that I'm 1/4 Arab
don't look arab in the slightest, was raise protestant, and can't speak a word of arabic - but she seems to find me more "exotic" now despite looking like the same old anglo-celt i've always looked

>>211823873
Go after both hard. Bennie mongs are a massive drain on society.

>>211823878
timmy sr leaving dat part out of history x

>>211823333
ktim after 4 years of uni I had no friends and didn't go to any lectures or anything so just sat silently at graduation while people all around me talked amongst themselves. only went to make mumberg proud because I know she loves all that shit

>>211823848
https://youtu.be/98K42DkM4Nc

Go to 0:30
I won’t deny he’s pissed but he clearly says rape gangs

>>211823874
>they FORCED him to act like a drunk retard in public!! It was a set up by those bloody Iranian Muslamics!!

>>211823900
Should experiment on them in return for their benefits
Inject them with experimental drugs and that

>>211823915
timmy tinking yum fries with katy's missing dog shaved into slices

>>211823845
How about mine?

it should be a national policy to make brits the fittest population in europe
>free gym membership
>major tax hikes on junk-food
>massive subsidies on cosmetic products and orthodontic surgery
>public floggings of fat people

>>211823900
the wealthy tax evaders will be untouched, they will have simply moved the money out of the UK shortly after dodging tax. This law is not to catch them, it is to catch your local plumber who doesn't declare some income he got paid in cash, say.

Laws like this are always for the lower and middle classes, as they make up the majority and the population. From a government's POV, keeping them in check is more beneficial to the fabric of society than going after the few already ultra rich that keep stealing more. It's not about the money, but the compliance of most of the population.

But well done you cheering them on. Good little bootlicker

>>211823915
The Scotch call this 'elevenses'

>>211823925
>Muslamic Iraqi law from the Muslamic interracial infidels
This is the person Rorke is praising as some prescient genius who predicted it all?

>>211823939
posted it again award

sad what's happening to some people in the world and I live the comfy NEET life like a king

>>211823845
>>211823927
>>211823915
INTERNET IS DOWN

IN FRANCE

>>211823958
Get a job and you won’t have anything to worry about mate

>>211823997
I was more of a Rachel man

>>211823983
So you’ve back tracked now.

>He said ray guns, along with a load of other bollocks. He was *trying* to say rape gangs

Very clearly says rape gangs in that video mate.

>>211823978
leftypol turning a blind eye, as per

/fr/'s slagging you lot off for having working internet

some mad alarm going off nearby. sound like an old school bell

better to eat what you want and die fat and happy instead of living a miserable life of discipline i reckon

>>211824008
Good little bootlicker. I’m sure they will never abuse this new power you’re right

>>211823848
>classist toff supports the rape of children
Unsurprising.

The preference of white girls over African girls as sex slaves was noted by the international press, when the slave market was flooded by white girls in the 1850s due to the Circassian genocide, which resulted in the price for white slave girls to become cheaper and Muslim men who were not able to buy white girls before now exchanged their black slave women for white ones

>>211823874
wonder how the bloke who did the interview feels about being a quisling. we don't see his face but he clearly sounds english

>>211824021
He said Muslamic ray guns, Rorke. Hence why we all laughed at him for saying Muslamic ray guns. Not everything is some big Muslamic conspiracy theory mate

Can anyone else hear the four-minute warning?

>>211824054
>calling someone a bootlicker because you won't be able to leech off taxpayers anymore
you're so pathetic it's comical

Had Watson posts filtered for absolute ages, mental to be reminded that he's still doing it when people give him a (You), been going on well over 5 years I'm sure

big Muslamic ray guns over London

Do these lads all get bullied on /pol/ or something? Why are they here

>>211824082
Oh you’re just trolling fair enough

>>211824085
im about to be nuked

Would be cool if they started firing at London I hate London. It's a shit hole and it deserves to get bombed

>>211824054
I’ve got nothing to hide mate. I’m not a leech, I work and pay my taxes. Enjoy having your benefits stopped, maybe you should have tried harder in school.

>>211824122
by big Muslamic ray guns

>>211824041
how are they posting without internet

>>211824087
But this won’t stop people leaching off the taxpayer? You really are a retard aren’t you

Mad that I'm so anti-britain yet it gives me 1200 bong a month in slacker bennies.

>>211824140
Phone

>>211824056
I’m working class mate.
>>211824082
He literally says “ray guns”, hence why everybody thought he said “ray guns”. Why is this so hard for you to understand?

>>211824129
Never claimed in my entire life. Funny how if you don’t want the government being able to look into every part of your life you’re a benefit scrounger lol

After a nuclear war Africa will be like Germany and become the most developed place

Billions of black Catholics who will send out missions to Europe to reintroduce civilisation

>>211824050
still going this thing fucking hell

>>211824177
Then you have nothing to fear do you?

>>211824184
Evidently.

>>211823746
>falling for torygraph propaganda
Lad

>>211824179
this, we will be the kings like our ancestors were

all ya'll is bitch made niggas

headache is finally gone

>>211824210
you're not african

>>211824237
Yeah I am

Thinking about butt cheese

>>211824199
>if you’ve got nothing to hide you’ve got nothing to fear
Lmao you have to be trolling

>>211824210
Praise Jah!!

I have not reached out to Iran for “Peace Talks” in any way, shape, or form. This is just more HIGHLY FABRICATED, FAKE NEWS! If they want to talk, they know how to reach me. They should have taken the deal that was on the table - Would have saved a lot of lives!!!

>>211824150
you understand that because you're a lazy cunt I won't take **anything** you say seriously? you understand that right? all your belly aching about your bennies being stripped from you just makes me giddy.

a dirty bomb just hit cheadle

mum cooked up a massive arse at the weekend. leftover cold arse sandwiches for lunch again

>>211824244
nowadays white bois catching feelings for shaneequas

Got all 460 stars in b3313 :)

hedging my bets

>>211824260
Funny because not once have I mentioned benefits lol

>>211824276
A sex arse?

>>211824244
I think Turks might be the most evil race

>>211824254
>They should have taken the deal that was on the table
The deal involved the complete disarmament of Iran, dismantling of the government and end to all uranium processing there

not to sound like a liberal hysteric but it truly a wild time we live in

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump

>>211824276
cor big and meaty, love it

>>211824313
you're just a wet white boi

brett clement?

small boat cronem, waking up
yawning
lighting up a clickum outside the 5 star hotel

>>211824284
Alright Arch/Plasma lad. I'm a Debian/Ubuntu pleb. Maybe I should try Arch one day.

>>211824252
Tell me why I should fear this as a law abiding citizen without using emotional language. Give me concrete factual reasons. I’ll wait.

>>211824336
dats rite

>>211824341
معرصين

How will war with Iran work

How are they going to convince machomoud he must die fighting machomoud to save Israel

>>211824332
i think that's kim kardashian's arse
can't be very nutritious

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>>211824317
>he fell for the “believe what Trump says” meme again

>>211824364
Bruh. Yeah. Yeah. Y.

>>211824343
He's a Tory, that's why he's posting a screenshot of a Torygraph article which is scaremongering about civil servants

>>211824407
Sorry.

mad how literally everyone other people group on the planet besides europeans are actual barbarians

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

I’ve got fart aches by the number
Bumholes by the score
Everyday you love wee less
Each day I love poo more

>>211824429
ww1 and ww2 were started where again

>>211824407
Makes sense that he can’t give one non-emotional reason why this is supposedly such a terrible thing.

>>211824430
he's tesco top shotta is he

fuck sake they actually seized archetyp where am i meant to buy my weed from now

They saw small boat cronem Slimani arrive in his chauffeur-driven Rolls-Royce. Their hymens won't be intact for much longer.

>>211824441
The one place sophisticated enough to have a proper war

>>211824379
How easy is it to do english schoolgirls up the arse

just had some kind of mushroom

>>211824475
what would the romans do?

stormlight archive has to be the most mind numbing garbage ive read
forced my way through thousands of pages of pozzed drivel
and this is supposedly the pinnacle of modern fantasy

>>211824446
yeh he sell dem tesco meal deals

Any lads here want to join me in a crypto pump and dump?

I can contribute £10k to the cap value of the coin, everyone else can chip in as well to boost the value

Obviously as original founders we will have no limitations in sale after launch, but other buys on the market will be locked in for a period of 1 week after launch meaning we can sell at max value

>>211824524
I'll pump your mum and dump her

>>211824524
No.

>>211824504
yeah keeping di timmy belly full
x

>>211824548
numbing timmy while katy gettin sorted

>>211822712 (OP)
New

>>211824533
>>211824533
>>211824533

>>211823848
actually he said gay runts

pop a katy hymen like bisto

threw another perfect run in spelunky 2