Thread 211831406

WHEN YOU THINK OF THE LOVELY FUCKING CHEBS edish

raping myself to the tune of mambo number 5

*tries to think of a funny post*
um.. uh... p-poo!! ahah

Lovely fucking vans

why did they teach us italian in school instead of chinese what the hell were they thinking

get the fucking n'ggers graped

14 porcelain
14 onyx

>>211831406 (OP)
youve got to be the most tryhard reddit cunt this place has ever had

just became a danger to myself and others just now

The clouds are moving fast today, my friends.

aussies and canslad have actually improved the thread you should have seen it earlier it was tragic

little girl wee wee puddle

>>211831477
you have the typing cadence of a rapeable twink

how did donkey fuck the dragon

>>211831531
he should sue

makes you think doesnt it

>>211831572
prefer
not
to
say

sat here screaming and squelching

Affirming that Iran cannot have a nuclear bomb and that Hamas are terrorists, and Israel has a right to defend itself, to keep my Jewish gf from North London happy
(she will suck my cock very sloppily and hungrily later)

>>211831561
ausrorke-san... >.<"

fuck it lads, that's the porn blocked. im a slave to jpgs of boobs and i will not let it continue x

Astrid Lundberg blocked me on Instagram.
Fucking BITCH!

>>211831629
:P

>>211831624
you dont got no gf niga

>>211831592
theres no way his donkey dick is big enough honestly

>>211831619
theres yardie uncles with bigger ones

>>211831514
Don't care
If you care, have a can.

>>211831660
why, what did you do?

>>211831660
begorrah tis like another famine
get some cans in to cope

>>211831660
Who?

rorkeshots

>>211831678
Are you a Chinese or a Filipino?

>>211831624
ive been to stamford hill pn a friday night

utterly mental women in wigs and men in funny hats both dressed like its 1768 everywhere

>>211831741
ipad (im phillipino and dope)

>>211831753
mental that is MENTAL
WOW

>>211831764
sdi wzm

Brimstone or sulfur is an obsessed form of coal from hell that actively harms the posters who view it due to how incredibly low-quality it is. Brimstone is often considered to be even worse than dust, with prolonged viewing posing a serious risk to the viewer's body and soul. These sinister posts' evil qualities commonly lead to the obsessed derailment of otherwise gemmy threads

spamming paedophiles are allowed to shit the thread up for days on end but you're telling me we can't post just one little pony?

>>211831801
He says utter rubbish?

>>211831801
>sulfur
FOY

get the my little pony incest porn on

>>211831764
>>211831782
>>211831788
>>211831801
>>211831807
The colonials yearn for Anglosphere

Just came up with an excellent gimmick idea, will be trialling it over the coming days

bet the cronem got their waves done

ummers

Just came up with an excellent gimmick idea, will be trialling it over the coming days

just drank some water. it was mental

>>211831858
SHUT UP IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

had a few beers lads

should I chance a drive to get more

>>211831896
sup crodie

>>211831865
ziedbelg's crush

me? i reply to some of my posts with "screaming" a little over a minute after i say something. Just to get the ball rolling

>>211831904
mental

just realise I've misspelt my name in all of my CV applications I've made since last December and that's probably why I'm getting barely any responses.

>>211831904
drunk driving is bad

>>211831931
screaming

>>211831916
sup g x

>>211831904
not sure what's worse
contemplating drink driving
being so incapable of planning ahead that you might need to drive to get some more alcohol after a few beers
or having had a few beers already by 4pm on a tuesday

>>211831693
SCREMAINF

>>211831931
bradlhye wlsh

>>211831935
im not dr6nk

What's the most mental thing a girl did whilst you were chatting her up

Once had a lass with a cutting fetish send me nudes with cuts on her thighs

>>211831896
ziedbelg's crush

ah yes the angry plakton from spongebob reaction image. the calling card of the runt mong

>>211831931
alri Daneil

>>211831960
holy seethe

>>211831931
alri Feorge

>>211831931
diegocoded

pretending to be drunk like a teenager

>>211831931
but they dont know it's misspelled. the rest of your CV is what's doing you in.
Unless you're going around calling yourself Hoshua or something

>>211831958
A bird sent me a picture of herself taking a poo

the small boat cronem are out and about aren't they? yeah? walking around in their fresh airmasses?
and those airmasses, they're likely to squeak soon, won't they?

>>211832025
on the way to your house to fuck you no doubt you big homo

welp

>>211831931
alri scot

my state made over the counter stuff that i used for cutting (ephedrine) prescription only
grim

you know the thread is going to be dogshit when its 90% dtfic and ziedbelg replying to each other

>>211831958
got into a whole roleplay sexting session and she was very insistent of having 2 homeless guys rail her silly. She also kept bringing up how dirty they were and how their unwashed cocks were going to fill her up.
Didn't bother with her after that. Felt a bit sick looking at her

>>211831958
a schizophrenic girl i was talking to online ghosted me and said she was going to go fuck her dog while thinking of me

I can deal with the tranny porn
I can deal with the interracial porn
But I'm genuinely disgusted by two bucks kissing

>>211832117
What's the matter, Heatherchad?

You've barely posted your pure satire...

>>211832142
mistaken another poster for your online boyfriend award

>>211832142
what's it like being this mentally ill?

>>211831904
Depends on how far and how the traffic is in all seriousness.
I've known a lad who would easily drive for about 3 minutes down a straight road to the local pub to get some more cans
But he wouldn't be stupid enough to do turns or on a road when it had some traffic or where kids would be

Would wander down and just pull a taxi myself

>>211832158
>>211832174
complained about imaginary dollhouse characters again award

Fucking Hell, lads
Was just thinking to myself: I don't have any homework tonight, I could get some cans

Why did I suddenly regress to being 18 years again in schoo?
Is this Canslad when he's dying and his life flashing before his eyes?

>>211832198
Fog of war.

>>211832198
that's what you're doing, dtfic
you do this all day, every day
this is your life

>>211832198
>complained about imaginary dollhouse characters again award
yes this is what you are doing

>>211832143
there are*

I take all the credit for mindraping DTFIC this hard. It's nice sitting back and enjoying the fruits of my labour.

>>211832222
you are extremely mentally ill

>>211832217
referring to yourself in the third-person as "canslad" when you're a 40 year old virgin is one of the most pathetic things I can imagine. sort yourself out, cunt.

yeah but the cronem are walking around
batondem swinging

>>211832143
proper lunacy that

>>211832229
Mental how badly he mindraped you

>>211832236
it doesnt have to be like this mate. its seriously not too late to find help. ive been there

>>211831931
wallaceandgromiting

>>211832246
47&
And you forgot the fact I am currently dressed up as Judge Dredd so show respect to me as I am a lawlad

>>211832269
>>211832268

>>211832293
get well soon mate

mad how quickly a brit thread goes to shit

>>211832317
im good mate

>>211832176
I live in the middle of nowhere

Might just take a litre of vodka from my dad's room and replace it with an empty bottle filled up with water and return them another day

>>211832366
erm
right
Good luck

Listening to Brian Eno allows me to see vividly visions of Aryan Space Imperium for millennia to come

>>211832389
based & airportpilled

>>211832356
2-3 schizos going off on one another is all it takes

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DK2A32disFk/
Always kind of funny to see normies say worse things than on /brit/ about immigrants

wiggling my bwc around

>>211832168
>>211832173
she was also married and would often say i should come over and let her neighbours see her get blown out by someone other than her husband

he mad asl LOL

Canslad is one of those lonely middle aged blokes who will just strike up conversation with you at the bus stop and don't get the hint with you putting your headphones in and out every time he starts talking and just starts dropping the deepest most personal lore about his life and his bitter divorce and his parents being ill and stuff

>>211832438
Stop.

actually hilarious that there are Hitler sympathizers in Britain when his plan after defeating Britain was to Germanize the population by forcing the men into slave labor and having German soldiers impregnate British women

>>211832461
Stop.

>>211832413
the schizos were just background noise back when /brit/ was good though, now it's 50% them

>>211832481
He is a mentally and physically disabled American on a VPN
He has autism, OCD, and porn addiction, is an incel, cut off contact to his family years ago because of Stefan Molymeme, and is now forever alone
Years ago he began spamming Dr Who threads about trannies and gays, then migrated here to spam about earwax and some random YouTubers no one cares about
Then Ziedbelg migrated here a couple years ago and started spamming AI slop about blacks because he's also mentally and physically disabled with severe childhood trauma
This mindbroke Heathermong (most common nickname) into doing the same
His motive is supposedly just to troll the general but he does it literally every single day for 16 hours a day even when he gets no replies and it's 3am in Britain or even that late on the eastern seaboard
Read this thread https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/210945710/#210945710 for his "explanation"
This thread is his ENTIRE LIFE, he had a huge meltdown starting April 1 when the prank was to shut down different boards and we were forced onto /bant/ which has IDs
That meant we could instantly filter him instead of having to devise Rube Goldberg contraptions to filter the immense amount of spam he spends hours every day preparing to avoid filters
When we migrated to the sharty during the shutdown it really was the tipping point and now he's been going nonstop with his botnets to spam 10x as much as before

This would all be over if we just went to /bant/ and filtered him but at this point the two of them have shit up the thread for so long that no one posts here anymore and those that do post here are "in on it" so to speak (tranny janny discord pedos who are the cancer killing the site)

yeah alright, but the pg tips are aching for -2 tenderness

2 free birds away from the workday ending

lads hop in
>>>/bant/22829331
>>>/bant/22829331
>>>/bant/22829331

>>211832506
?
idk who you think i am lil bro

>>211832524
is that what you call your colon when they rape you in your little fantasy ziedy

>>211832461
gf killed herself due to her dad stalking her who abused as a child so no lad, no divorce

>>211832543
that's the hitler spammer not you cody

>>211831807
She's right you know :morganfreeman:

le epic board culture xD

I love eating ass, lads.

Mad that there's around 28 million people on the planet who are slaves and yet I don't have one

>>211832617
Yeah lads arse

shagging a poo lads

>>211832617
it's doesn't interest me at all, nor eating pussy. i dont wanna be under the woman, y'know?

>>211832707
That's good beacuse you never will be

>>211832433
Kek

I fear that very bad things are going to happen to my country, anons. I think that we are in very serious trouble.
A lot of people think America is basically invincible. I fear God is going to humble us soon. Severely.

>>211832736
Soyboy thinks he's a chad type post

>>211832652
mental how for thousands of years it was considered acceptable to own someone else until the brits+dutch came along and forced everyone to stop

>>211832652
just found out that Britain only outlawed slavery in 2015

>>211832763
Okay kid

>>211832775
Business idea: find a nice posh London woman who hates the Irish and wants to enslave me
I mean as roleplay like

>>211832775
Wait to you find out who makes your clothes

>>211832736
uhhh... steady yourself mate. I've got three lasses ready TONIGHT to shag. don't raise your voice around me you little fucking bitch.

>>211832663
Wtf bro
>>211832707
I understand and I don't mean to force it in here bur the shape of it is beatiful imo....

Why are so many chavs in Britain using e-bikes? These things cost 3k+ here.

>>211832812
They nick them

>>211832802
Quentin senchal Jay Post

>>211832760
There is a feeling in the atmosphere that things are coming to an end.

>>211832807
nah i get it, i'm not calling you a puff or anything just saying it doesn't interest me. i do like arses though.

Got spanked by a fokin bot

>>211832857
Insane

>>211832760
do you think it's trumps fault or do you think it was inevitable

on the aldi raisin granola milk and honey at the moment it lush x3

>>211832857
boutineLA models

>>211832857
They owe me sex

Fancy a new racing game and that new Mario Kart looks alright but I'm not paying £400 for a switch 2

>>211832877
Was some shot tbf

>>211832886
They're all the same. I voted for Trump but I'm frankly not impressed with him at all.

>>211832827
This, massive black market for them. Massive increase in thefts and break ins in shops too. They are subhuman scum.

>>211832857
only pedophiles are into this
about 10 years too young and 50 pounds too thin

>>211832857
why do women wear wedgie underwear

>>211832857
hags

>>211832760
you lot have had it coming for a while tbf. Only achievement America brought to the world is landing on the moon and what have we actually done with that lol. Everything else has been suffering and soulless evil.

>>211832912
You thought he would be different from the last time he was president? He wasn't very impressive then either.

>>211832857
Love it when women are a little fat like this

>>211832912
retard

>>211832857
hanging out at the traphouse

>>211832916
shoplifters piss me off, but the basedboys online who defend them online piss me off even more
>what if its a starving woman feeding her kids?
it's not, it's a crackhead stealing alcohol or meat to sell for drugs

>>211832920
>Only pedophiles are into adult women
Huh?

>>211833008
stealing is based

>>211833019
This is why your ancestors were transported

got an adult woman fetish

>>211832990
>trap house
those are men? hot!
>>211833014
they're way to young, they look around 19-20 which means being into them is internalized pedophilia

>>211832898
think you could open a gay onlyfans to pay for it?

*rubs both my eyes making squeaking noises before leaning my head forward in a rapid motion as my eyes point out my head towards the screen and I read the low quality posts contained in this thread*

>>211833056
you into medium breasts?

>>211833019
>stealing is based
>aussie flag
does this prove crime is genetic?

>>211833084
It's not an issue of not being able to pay for it and more of not wanting to pay for it

>>211832898
you ever play this classic

>>211832760
I hope it happens
I'm wanting to get the FUCK out of this hellhole. I just need a trigger

*looks at you with my autistic eyes*

>>211833140
For me it was

>>211833097
I reckon danny dyer from bridge of lies would make some good reaction images. he pulls some great faces.

>>211833128
go on grindr, "will trade sex for a switch 2", see what happens

>>211833140
Played it at a mates house quite a lot

>>211833092
i like small braest

So... lads... what's your full name and address then?

>>211833160
Feel like you are failing to understand the point I'm making

On the agendra for the toil tomorrow
>no toilberg
>regularly scheduled team meeting because 'fuck you Canslad, we want you to contribute'
>Latvian Chebs in the toilbuilding
>looking at unfucking some laptops we got back
>have a meeting with the Spanish slightly chubby but also well endowed toilSadhbh
>A ripe 18 degrees tomorrow and no rain
so, cans?

>>211833216
live in a tent by some bins me

please shut the fuck up

wish me luck lads

>>211833156
thatga me had some banging sound tracks and some horrendous steerin glol

>>211833270
corr I would have cashed out by now but good luck lad

>>211833270
utter moron not to cash out

>>211833270
i'd be cashing that out

>>211832954
he's nothing like he was in 2016 though, he's a schizo wannabe dictator now

>decide to start lifting weights again
>go straight back into day 1 of my old routine
>arms still hurt 3 days later, can't straighten them fully
anyone else really fucking stupid

>>211833293
>>211833304
>>211833309
guaranteed £378 already I'll get £511 if it comes top 4 and 7 grand if it wins I'm not cashing for that

>>211833323
Not really he's still the same full of idea's that go nowhere

Why aren’t women feminine anymore?

>>211833341
pain is just weakness leaving your body

>>211833366
they're all male

>>211833341
Canslad tried to do his old 150 pushups in one after stopping them for over two years Stopped at 50
Did another set at 40
Die one final set and barely got to 12
Guess what I struggled to fucking do the next day

>>211833352
Well keep us updated lad I'll watch out and see what happens

live from the /brit/ battle station......

>>211833352
how is 378 guaranteed

>>211833270
If you cash out youll be forever wondering "what if"

Why don’t women wear dresses anymore?

>>211833391
ktim

>>211833405
How if he will find out the result?

>>211833423
i saw some wearing dresses today

>>211833391
that's messed up

>>211833391
If he made it then its impressive but it does scream "my wifes upstairs with her bf"

>>211833391
the so called wankchamber

>>211833468
>it does scream "my wifes upstairs with her bf"
think that's the bald slaphead + beard combo

>>211833468
Project on cuckold

>>211833395
it's 15 x £1 each way bets on all the combinations of those horses so the two winners returns £378 already from two single bets and the double of the two winners combined

>>211833363
2016 trump never militraized ICE to deport immigrants without due process, he was milquetoast boring and largely let the establishment run things
now he is the republican establishment so he's acting off his trolley

>>211833455
how my sausage roll be looking at me from the microwave

We have control over Iran lads. We.

>>211833341
Yeah me, I signed up for the gym and went yesterday first time since covid. My tits hurt.
Its the first time I've been to one as a single man and it got me wondering, are any of the women there as lonely as me?

>>211833508
in english doc

>>211833540
wonder what has to go wrong in a woman's life to agree to something like this

>>211833391
putting a computer in there is unimaginably gay

>>211833508
How did you manage to pick that many winners, did you slip the jockies a sneaky tenner?

me on the right

It's incredible how much more at ease you feel when you enter a White area. I commute through a paki-ish area and it's grim.

Then you get to the White areas and on days like today there are fair skinned nymphs in beautiful summer dresses.

For the complete worldwide conquest of Earth by the White race!

what should a semi picky eater who’s never had Chinese food before get at a Chinese takeaway?

>>211833606
a fucking clue

>>211833606
chips

>>211833606
chips and rice

>>211833509
>deport immigrants without due process
>Are you here illegally can you verify it? No? Ok out you go
Noo they need to see a judge and a have their case reviewed for 6months!!

American intervention confirmed.

>>211833455
Going to spend my life savings on an extravagant mausoleum for myself

>>211833606
>semi picky eater
does this mean aversion to octopus and snails or to basic vegetables?

>>211833606
salt and pepper chicken
chilli beef
egg fried rice
salt and pepper chips
pot of curry sauce
spring rolls
shumai

>>211833606
Salt and pepper chicken

>>211833628
i didn't even critique it you spastic i said that isn't something 2016 trump would have done

>>211833606
chicken and sweetcorn soup, chicken chow mein, egg fried rice, prawn crackers, beef in hoisin sauce, char sui pork

>>211833516
We are monitoring the situation
>>211833550
>>211833341
Good lads

'za takeaway tonight

>>211833638
This lad got brainwashed by yuri. He cant be trusted

Decided to put down the weights and pick up the fork for the sake of my mental health

>>211833693
asked for one as well but mother said no

democracy is when seventeen inquires spend 24 years trying to decide what to do only to reach the conclusion of doing nothing

>>211833709
been naughty?

>>211833159
>danny dyer
i have no fucking clue how this popped in my mind, i meant ross kemp

'zza in the oven

>>211833693
>>211833709
It's Tuesday you animals wait till Friday

>>211833713
rorke pointing and guffawing at this post as he screams "SO TRUE!!!" and starts violently shitting himself

>>211833726
nope
she just said no

got a spot on my lip like I'm a 15 year old because I ate kinda shit the last few days

>>211833645 your so called death mask

bitch mum won’t let me have a dominos because “we have pizza in the fridge” idiot doesn’t understand there is a difference between £2 Tesco pizza and DOMINOS

>>211833745
worse than north korea

listening to pop-punk music

>>211833693
getting two for tuesday me. one for tonight one for tomorrow

'za 'zakaway 'zis 'zon 'za 'zway

>>211833739
never heard for 2 for tuesdays HUH

>>211833775
cor

>>211833769
NOFX

need a gaming computer in here asap

can't partake in grim alkie twat toil tonight as I have to be up early tomorrow. tomorrow though I'll be on the 'cohol

' ' ' ' '''' ' ''

>>211833785
No because I'm not a fat fucking pig like you

>>211833806
the perfect goon arena

>>211833813
Takeaway.

Who are the most feminine women?

bi /brit/ boys

bisexual carbon

Right if they actually take out the Iranian government, are we expecting the same thing to play out with the failures of the Libyan, Iraqi, Syrian states-- power vacuum, power grab by Islamist sects, civil war, warlords, genocide, slavery, terror attacks organised across Europe?

I would assume in Iran's situation to be mildly different as it would probably be Shia groups trying to take over rather than the usual Sunni Salafi groups we're used to

>>211833911
Don't really care mate

backstreet's back

ALRI

>>211833806
Love massive bookcases like that
Want one of my own

>>211833911
Dunno. Not my problem

>>211833911
Yeah shit's all fucked innit

>>211833911
shia's literally invented suicide bombing lmao what u on nigga

>>211833911
inevitably

>>211833911
I care deeply about this topic

>>211833944
it will be

>>211833911
If Iran falls the world is fucked for decades. No joke. The Jews will rule the region for the next century with impunity.

Thank you ahmeds grandfather

>>211833978
I won't go

>>211833944
this precludes you from complaining about immigration later

get it fucking made

>>211833911
ISIS 2, trucks of peace, nailbombings, no Christmas markets or pop concerts will be safe

Last time this happened, it radicalised a lot of westerners into voting for rightwing populists

The fuck are we going to be radicalised into if this is caused by Trump?

>>211833943
they're peng but the hard part is reading that many books so you don't look like a poser

>>211834013
Don't care

>>211834000
C'mon. Stop this fucking order!

>>211834012
didn't mean you personally
although we might see a resurgeance of paki terrorism in our countries so civilians will be at risk

>>211828732
>>211828732
>>211828732

>>211834037
>The fuck are we going to be radicalised into if this is caused by Trump?
National Socialism
Iran is Aryan, Israel and Trump are semitic.

>>211834066
>>211834066
>>211834066

>>211834071
>Iran is Aryan
was, before the paki revolution (facilitated by communist scum)

so you're using that dogshit edition?

>>211834193
untill the paid janny nukes it in 30 minutes

Well here we all are again

oh erm....

>>211835204
>>211835204
>>211835204

And stop using the CA thread,s lads
they get nuked when his vpn does that's why he makes them]Only paid jannies can see the link on the IP I think so free jannies don't
hence why it takes 15-30 minutes before thep aid jannie does his job or her job, Canslad isn't a genderist

bump

>>211832857
zoomers rejected this standard of beauty for fat women all wearing cargo jeans