LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

>>211835117

neoliberal bull logging in

Finally a proper NEW for proper brits

Give northern eire back you smelly british imperalists

there you go

doe he just keep getting so rattled that he nukes his own threads or what

you're not supposed to do that canslad

Fuck off

>>211835238

>>211835235
ermm
what the pork

70 year old woman who struck a 8 month old baby and killed it has had her sentence reduced from 4 years to 3 years

But a bloke from my town got 8 years it doesn’t make any sense

>>211835103
SUMMER LOVING
GOT IN A BOAT
SUMMER LOVING
IT'S GONNA FLOAT
TO THE UK WHERE I CAN BE
IN AN UBER MAKING DELIVERIES
SUMMER DAYS DRIFTING AWAY
TO UH OH THOSE SUMMER BOATS

AWELLA WELLA WELLA WOOF
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE
WILL WE RAPE THE WOMEN
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE
CAN WE SELL DRUGS AGAIN
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE
WILL WE GET BENEFITS
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE
WILL TWO TIER KIER LET US IN

>3 car pile up results in 4 dead after man swerved to avoid cat
catberg on a mad one

>>211835261
It's basically like I said in the last thread:
And stop using the CA thread,s lads
they get nuked when his vpn does that's why he makes them]Only paid jannies can see the link on the IP I think so free jannies don't
hence why it takes 15-30 minutes before thep aid jannie does his job or her job, Canslad isn't a genderist

He does it to try to rattle the general when he knows his vpn isn't getting touched
It's why I post the Canslass, because she's laughing, like we all are when he gets hit

>>211835301
Got 8 years for fraud I meant

>>211835261
Cansmong posted the name of his coworker (who has a very unique name) and then nuked the thread

this image is so unappealing its unreal

>>211835322
*crosses the rubicon*

>>211835343
To bitch spaino out
And no, that won't get you hit. It's about as easy to tell who the company is from that as it is to tell where I'm from (hint: it's not London)

fucking lol family’s of the plane crash indians are on the news complaining that the UK government hasn’t helped enough. It’s our problem apparently

Woke up, gooned to interracial, took an absolutely massive sloppy shit, took a shower, and am gearing up for another goon sesh.
Going to be a good day.

CANSJANNY AKA HEATHERPEDO MELTY

>>211835437
Oh spaino, you're back, lad
And I'm not a janny
I didn't rangeban your last proxy

club world cup's going well then

I am a canslad simp the only personality on /brit/ that isn't cringe or mentally ill

funny how rorke never mentions all the pakistanis that don't rape kids

>>211835380
why are you doxxing your coworker

>Postman decapitated his girlfriend, 21, and tried to chop up her body before texting her mother pretending to be her

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14820275/Man-murdered-partner-tried-chop-body-pretending-mother-alive.html

>>211835380
Already found it lol
:)

>>211835399
Muzzies are so fucking entitled

>>211835469
Just stop the larp it's so fucking boring and embarrassing and is no substitute for a real life or friends

No one believes you're actually Irish or any of that other obviously fake shit you say

Seek help

>>211835495
Never mentions all the whites that rape kids either
Actually that’s not true, he does it when they’re gay

wasting my life atm + poo smells

>man turns 25 having never worked a single job and only managing to survive based on the good will of his parents who are worried he would kill himself if they pushed him

fucking hell lads imagine if you knew someone like this

>>211835485
scream

Raped bitch status?

>>211835554
ktim

Nigel he’s talking to you

>>211835571
context? who's this? @grok is this true?

If Germany aiding Israel doesn't prove the theory that WW2 was a victory for Jews over Aryans, I don't know what does.

>>211835378
dumbest twitter mememacro of all time

>>211835577
rorke apoplectic

>>211835571
Rape isn’t funny no matter who is the victim

>>211835554
Fuck off where is this from? Because this is actually me but 21

>>211835496
Her actual name isnt Sofia
It's just a name she goes by and has for decades apparently that stuck form when she was a kid. Her actual name on LinkedIn and shit is her proper name
Sofia was like a nickname because her she was named after an older relative but there was already another girl named it too so they caleld her Sofia for some reason I have no fucking why

>>211835519
spaino, you need to stop this
at some point you actively need to stop it
>canslad spends his life on /brit/ when I stopped posting for multiple days outside of friday evenings if I got the cans
>er well canslad isn't an alcoholic so he's fake
I never said I was one. you did
>I mean lads isn't he such a big alcoholic who lives alone
Actually no, I also have a full time job and live in house with mumberg because I don't want to put her in a care home
>lol canslad lives with his mum
Yes, so she doesn't go into a home. I like my mum, you could even say I love her. Something you can't experience with your mum since she's ashamed of a mentally ill freak as a son

Shall I continue how each time you try something new and beg me for attention you get metaphorically arse fucked the way you literally wish a group of large black men would do to you?

>>211835624
We dont care man why are you exposing so many details about your coworker

>>211835554
that was me lol
got a part time job at 21 and finally went full time at 30

>>211835554
scream
too close lad

>>211835603
False

>>211835554
holding your parents hostage like that is genuinely evil

>>211835554
>

>>211835492
Cheers lad
Have a can
Might get the cans soon, actually

sir shout and scream

>>211835554
That's basically every Italian man and most zoomer men

>>211835554
Well, of course I know him. He's me.

tremendously envious of sex-havers

bro did you seriously just talk during cold plunge time?

actually not gonna have a takeaway tonight despite it being on a discount. I'm gaining a clue, you see

>>211835665
You got me there

sir bollock wanker

>>211835577
what did his party do? cover it up

>>211835748
?

>>211835723
I'm not
just genuinely don't think I'd like it
I would like to have a pretty and kind girlfriend though
This is probably why I have never had sex

>>211835731
a clue gained, a hope blossoms

sir chud poster

most women would like a man that would ruin their life

>>211835782
cronem rubbing this on each other after the group shower

How does it feel to have the lingua franca be your native tongue?

never win on cheep cheep falls
tough track x

>>211835806
did this with my ex and she did not like it at all

>>211835665
Is it true?

>>211835817
dunno lol

>>211835815
no they dont

>>211835817
it's shit, i want to learn other languages but there's almost no motive to do it because everyone defaults to english

>>211835817
very good lad. very very good

>>211835864
cronem getting zesty tonight
rubbing the coconut oil all over each other

>>211835817
it's not really
if you don't speak generic american or bbc english no one understands a word of what you're saying

>>211835889
they dont

wish i was rich enough to migrate during the summer to avoid hot weather
like a reverse bird

Sometimes think about learning Spanish but then think about how fucking useless that would be in the UK

>>211835817
Awful I am genuinely envious of other countries that have a unique tongue only their people speak

>>211835817
feken awesome

>>211835642
he's an attention whore

ghastly pale freak me

Canslad.

You have been unmasked.

Your time is up.

Wish I could speak German but yeah if I try it with native Germans they will ALWAYS default to English

>>211835900
Come to South London use it every day

>>211835894
they in the gherkin
jerkin'
with the with the coco strokin'
each other

canslads never even proved he's irish

*starts sparking out every scottish cunt in the thread*

>>211835967
Easy just get a German gf she will make you fluent and sound native

I didn't actually mean to make spaino run off that fast lel

Kinda want the cans but it's very warm outside, you see

Give Emma Watson gf.

Katie Boulter revealed the shocking level of online abuse she receives as a professional women’s tennis player before she began the defence of her Nottingham Open title in emphatic fashion.

Boulter believes gamblers who have lost money on her matches are mostly behind most of the abuse and admitted in a raw interview with the BBC how “vulnerable” she feels at receiving such sinister messages, which range from death threats to online trolls hoping she “gets cancer”.

Other examples of the vitriol extends to Boulter’s loved ones. One told her to buy “candles and a coffin for your entire family” with a reference to her “grandmother’s grave if she’s not dead by tomorrow” with another stating she should “go to hell”.

Boulter has never been one to shy away from topics that show a grim underbelly to women’s tennis, revealing last year that there have been times when random people have followed her home from tournaments.

>>211836022
You shouldn't have released your co-worker's surname.

>>211836005
They just speak English
He needs an Italian gf they'll do nothing but speak Italian and you can learn that much faster

Opinions on the concept of a National Socialist European Confederation?

>>211835993
what do you mean? he proves he's a cunt every day

>>211836043
ar katie

>>211836081
did you get bullied off /pol/ for being an annoying nerd?

>/brit/: statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

did that horse race betting lad win his big money then?

it pie night

>>211836043

>>211836101
It's commiemong, exact same posting style and he was posting earlier about how high IQ people frequently change their principles

>>211836140
>censored meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb2bfBon6zE
good video

>>211836162
its the first result on google

>>211836043
where is she reading these comments? can't you just turn them off on instagram or X or whatever?

There's a Luke Littler of Sumo Wrestling now

>>211836162
cant have the advertisers pull the plug on ar /brit/
would make us all unemployed

do you lads ever shout 'catberg' in your heads whenever you see one on an incelwalk?

shoving a can up canslads arse

>>211836193
>6000 calories
>19 stone
>6'3
fucking lightweight

>>211836170
funny they never build pyramids

>>211836216
pic VERy related, lad

>>211836067
>canslad larps about his coworker
>posts proof
>er no don't do that

>>211836193
they're massively muscular under the fat, hope he knows this

>>211836226
If Drumpf and Bush had sex

>>211836193
>19 stone

what a retarded system. how much does a stone weight?

why not use the metric system like NASA and every intelligent person does?

Sir William Luther Pierce III

E stalking all my classmates from secondary school and they look cooked up while I still look like an 18 year old at 30.

>>211836226
oh wow a war criminal and a paedophile
oh
and bush!

>>211836271
See this is exactly what I miss out on. Brits all know what 19 stone means and the rest just have to seethe about it. That's why English being the Lingua Franca sucks. This flag should not even be able to read this thread.

>>211836305
done him and he doesn't even know it

>>211836301
kahteem
swear 4chan is the elixir of youth

>>211836321
b8ed for this exact reply

>>211836301
Ktim

>>211836305
Leftypol on the IPAs tonight wahey

>>211836301
The benefits of neeting huh? I look 18 and I'm 24. Feels good. Trick is to hit the gym for 6 months so you don't actually look 18.

Right lads, get the cans and be hungover at the toil or go to bed early

>>211836301
>I still look like an 18 year old at 30
people who say this always look like absolute dog shit

got to get another filling ffs

ALL THIS SYMPATHY IS JUST A

KNIFE

ALL THIS SYMPATHY IS JUST A

KNIFE

Why are meds so arrogant? What have they done to deserve to be arrogant? They're basically north Africans.

>>211835554
That was literally me, finally got a job at 26.

Any 1993-1997 man in?

some of those look rather sore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l5apjwUd90

fuck off

>>211836415
Alright unc

>>211836415
Man of 1992 stock me

>>211835799
got -0.88, -0.19
I am the ultimate centrist apparently

Stellar Blade GOTY

Cansnonce is one of Heathermong's dissociative personalities when he doesn't want to feel guilty about drinking booze. Notice he's Irish and unruly.

>>211836415
'91 chad myself

>>211836470
i dont think its this deep. he's just an annoying attention-seeking gimp

>>211836372
People are always surprised when I tell them my age, nigger. Cunts at toil thought I looked too young to have a job when I told them.

I got a sick whip and a big dick

Leftypol mate...

>>211836415
more a fan of when they are born in 2009

>>211836470
canslad is real

pengers

rorke putting his christmas party hat on top of his hair because it tears if he wears it normally

how do you fix your life lads?

NIGGA DON'T BELIEVE THAT SONG
THAT NIGGA'S WRONG
GANGSTAS DON'T LIVE THAT LONG

>>211836514
give up the 'cohol
still to do it though

>>211836514
touch grass

I've been off 4chan for a while, what's ktim mean, bros?

>>211836514
not a clue mate

>>211836444
Absolutely mad how the nazis were right about jewish control

>>211836510
leftypol not having this problem (his hair is virtually gone but he clings on to the last remnants of it like it's the holy grail, leaving him looking 25 years older than he really is)

>>211836444
You WILL bend the knee to our Jewish overlords Rorke

>>211836484
But enough about Heathermong

>>211836500
I'm real in the same way that the cans are real, lad
Fuck this. Off to get the cans. This was decided on your post and your post alone.

BUY
NOW
PAY
LATER

BUY
NOW
PAY
LATER

4% OF 18-24 DO IT

44% OF 18-24 DO IT

>>211836514
Force yourself or kill yourself. Eventually you'll be forced to decide.

>>211836536
I've asked for weeks and it's never explained. I think it's a meme phrase with literally zero meaning so they laugh at people who ask.

>>211836514
>exercise
>career focus
>go to every social even available
>find a hobby you are passionate about
>stay in good relations with your family
>keep a positive attitude
honestly too much fucking effort, rather be a miserable bastard

>>211836557
I'll always believe in you canslad!

Pay in 3 interest free makes me hard.

>>211836536
>>211836585
"Okay tim"
It's a way to call someone a schizo, in reference to online schizophrenic Timothy James Byrne

actually howling a scream poo

>>211836585
kek
that is so me mate

;)

rorke only taking 2-3 drags because this new weed is too strong, woke weed he calls it

>>211836536
"kek, this is me"
we also say lads, not bros
>>211836585

>>211836602
get in de lad

wakled past my unlocked flyscreen and wasnt gonna lock it but had a weird premonition that i should really lock it before going to bed wonder if an evil rapist is going to try getting in tonight

>>211836602
just got a maccies on klarna me de lad

so many gays out there nowerdays
i go to pride and all i see is wall to wall gays

>this ofcom employee BEGGING to know what ktim means

>>211836502
grim

>>211836663
a side of elton john

>>211836663
mad how i was raised on food like this

>>211836602
If it’s interest free why would they offer it? Who is profiting

I want your finest wines and I want them here and I want them now

>>211836602
same as if you payed it all at once though so whats the point

Last month of 4chan lads...

Off to the grooming gang meetup x

>>211836720
when you can't pay they charge fees I assume

>>211836663

>>211836536
>>211836585
stands for "kill the infidel males". it's a declaration of war from islamic forces within the uk. it's why you always see it in response to posts where the subject is a loser with a shit life only possible in the western world.

>>211836700
use your brain lad go on you can work it out

>>211836730
LOL!
Can you hit me up with the address, saar?

>>211836700
1. Sell your data
2. Sell you loan to a bigger bank
3. Charge late fees to the customer
4. Charge the merchant to use their system

>>211836720
Learn2finance.

hope loads of missiles land tonight

>>211836709
you couldnt handle my finest wines, traveler

>>211836720
you could put that money towards something that would make you money instead of spending it all at once

>almost halfway through 2025

>>211836772
>t. wanker determined to have Ofcom shut us down

war flag has just been raised over cheadle city centre, is this actually it?

>>211836788
mad how they sell peoples debt never got how that worked

my chips marinating in angus burger meat oil

Was buying some cans from the corner shop today since I have the week off figured I'd have some cheeky cans and the lad behind the till said "makes a change for you, you usually buy a drink on friday don't you mate?"
So can't ever go back to that shop now

Funny how people only care because it’s cute. If I killed a spider which was carrying 1000 babies no one would bat an eye

eating benis

>>211836720
Since you're a simple lad I won't explain and just tell you. If someone is offering you an interest free loan, always take it.

>>211836230
this is completely fake btw

>>211836866
you have to go back on Friday at least so he knows you're still alive

>>211836899
have you ever been there?

>>211836855
marinated my chip in your mums burger

>>211836866
should have sparked that nosey cunt clean out

>>211836899
disprove it

>>211836875
8 legged freak typed this post

>>211836866
Nobody ever says anything to me when I buy things at my local

too hot and flies are everywhere already absolutely HATE summer

>>211836854
it's anonymised
it's useful for monitoring broad spending habits

that nigha mouf is haunted

>>211836875
yes mate people care more about mammals than bugs what a fantastic observation

I will never play that game ever again
Feels good

Ultimately lads, only the Aryan or the Jew can rule this planet.

>immigrants are literally stealing native's houses and the police are refusing to help
state of england like

>>211836875
they're vulnerable animals innit

>>211836927
you must be a right miserable looking cunt that no one wants to engage in conversation

stepmum asked me why i picked peach in super mario 3d world + bowser's fury
well obviously she's the most powerful character

>>211836930
Worst for me is seeing all the fucking boomers everywhere milling about like zombies all dressed in pastel tops and shorts. Fucking hate it.

Girl I like probably getting plumbed right now.

love me p0rn
love me wanks

>>211836875
:(
Poor hedgehogs

>>211836875
alri uggers

>>211836956
MENTAL theres people who are able to move abroad but still stay here

>>211836989
normies usually shag this hour?
i have no clue honestly

>>211836536
>>211836585
say thanks you twats

>>211835204 (OP)
That Stella's gunna be warm

>>211836956
you NEVER contact the police
you show up with as many men you can gather, break in and break their heads

>>211836956
>all those deleted comments

>>211836956
i would annihilate the lot of them

>>211837052
mikey-tier post

Right lads, the clothes and shoes ON
The er, money and keys IN the pocket
Cans status?

>>211837046
wrong
her thighs will be cold

>>211837044
why is her hair dry

>>211836956
CWJGKE

need her to choke me with her thighs

On the border to Smolandia
Where the birch stands white
There came a Scanian and took a shite
Then they came from Smolandia
Salted and peppered
And cut it into bites!

RIP in piece

>>211837052
*shows up with eric cantona and the lads*

>>211837103
Good physiognomy
Shame

>>211837093
but then her cock and balls will be on your face

>>211837103
steer clear of women divers

>>211837103
fucking bitch killed an innocent skydiving instructor
hate bio-fems so much

I really, really, really, really, really, really like you
And I want you, do you want me? Do you want me too?
I really, really, really, really, really, really like you
And I want you, do you want me? Do you want me too?
Oh, did I say too much? (Yeah)
I'm so in my head when we're out of touch (When we're out of touch)
I really, really, really, really, really, really like you
And I want you, do you want me? Do you want me too?

>>211837093
need to rip your faggot head off

>>211837103
Weird it’s usually blokes who kill themself after a breakup not beautiful women

>>211837103
wonder how bad her ex bf mogs me

>>211837103
why would you break up with a hot blonde athletic girl who's so obsessed with you she would kill herself immediately after a breakup

Think Tim's gonna die in hospital within the year

>>211837140

>>211837158
that was a different event
that blonde one died alone

>>211837186
Maybe she was really annoying

Bane?

the shopping

>>211836271
19 stone is 266 lb

>>211837160
what genius wordsmith penned this i wonder

>>211837176
We will never know. Her account is private

>>211837176
Mr Goodfellow, a technician at car manufacturer Nissan, did not respond to requests for comment.

He is also the lead singer and guitarist in Sunderland indie band Post Rome, whose songs have been featured on BBC Introducing.

>>211837226
me :)
I know ten different swear words

Reckon I'd probably just kill myself if I found 5 browno's had moved into my house and changed the locks and the police told me they wouldn't do anything

my son and his grub plush, He loves it

>>211837265
Zesty

>>211837256
>>211837265
>eww now i need to settle with brad

>>211837295
mate your kid is balding. talk about shite genetics

>>211837309
Looks like me if I hit the gym

>>211837293
Why kill yourself?

So this is leftypol

>>211837093
That's a hefty mound

>>211837202
oh
still despise bio-fems however!

>>211837293
why not take them with you

>>211837265
>32 y/o dating a 26 chad
he probably out shagging other girls and she caught him and then she got stuck with square head >>211837309
lool every time

>>211837295
Probably your nephew or cousin or something

>Later, it became known that Jade, 32, had broken up with her boyfriend Ben Goodfellow, 26, the day before her fatal skydive.
hag came to the realisation she's missed the boat and couldn't hack it
crow's feet already appearing
even if she went into a new relationship she knew it'd be years before they'd have kids, by which point she'd be near barren
many such cases

Opinions on Total Brownoid Zerstörung?

noncehunter video here they have snared an actual gay jew
wonder how he will jew his way out of this

>>211837295
try not to post your son on here mate
if it actually is yours

>>211837384
He is my flesh and blood

>>211837403
nephews and cousins are also your flesh and blood

>>211837351
So he was 20 in 1999 how tf couldn’t you get pussy back then

had enough
finally filtered the word brown

… the bio feminoids have done it again..

overate again

>>211837386
SCREAMING, feel no sympathy for this woman as she's had everything in life and would spit on an incel freak like me

>>211837428
your mothers flaps remain wide open for it though

>>211837265
I look like this

>>211837356
same same

>>211837442

https://scallywagandvagabond.com/2025/05/jade-damarell-uk-skydiver-jumped-to-her-death-after-boyfriend-broke-up-with-her/

>Skydiver leapt to her death one day after ‘Chad’ boyfriend dumps her
kek its real

>>211837426
State of your math skills.

>>211837428
chocolate hands typed this post

>>211837438
Probably would’ve been nice to you in all honesty

>>211837450
same but less muscular
should maybe go to the gym

>>211837428
You're biomass

>>211837438
based

>>211831406
>>211831406

>>211837442
LOL

How the fuck do I stop procrastinating!!!! I literally keep putting things off till tomorrow and then tomorrow I will find any little excuse to put it off again I’m going insane I thought the risk of becoming homeless would motivate me but nothing has changed

>>211837309
This lad is way fitter than this >>211837265 twink
Women are so stupid it's unreal

>>211837505
if you're feeling stressed just don't worry about it mate

>>211837505
If you’re procrastinating it means you don’t want to do it, so dont. only do things you enjoy just go with the flow

>>211837505
figure out the things you're drawn to when you are procrastinating and remove them from your environment

>>211837505
procrastination is the manifestation of general anxiety disorder. get medicated, unironically. you dont even need to be medicated for life, just long enough to get the wheels in motion and then momentum will carry you on past that.

>>211837523
nah Ben mogs him

Feeling frutiger aero af tonight

>This lad is way fitter than this >>211837265 twink
>Women are so stupid it's unreal
mad how fundamentally gay inceldom is

>>211837555
Not really. Ben's also wearing huge glasses so can't even see a portion of his face

his band is gay as hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wONb-19xfQw

>>211837523
>grown man who wears shorts and goes hiking
probably gave her the ick desu
also likely his ugly fucking dog too
wants a rockstar fuckboy chad

>>211837428

>>211837576
the kind of music you hear in BLACKED intros

>>211837581
A don doesn’t wear shorts

joe allen lookin ahh mfer *skullface*

wait, i thought 2 people died in that skydiving thing? who was the other one?

>>211837633

the runt nest is upturned

>>211837330
Pack it in lad not on

>>211837571
ben looks like a top shagger
other bloke looks like a lad
shagger > lad

got any plans for tomorrow then lads?

>>211837186
she was 32 years old and he was 26. They'd broken up several times before but the last time was the first time he broke up with her. It's unfortunate but she was clearly insane.