Thread 211849937

Wot if /brit/ was controlled by an AI robot?

https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/communities/radio-communications
watching silly little broadcasts of nothing happening

>>211849946
not worth it was it
whatever you do, don't do it again

>>211849927
GOOD lad.
I get all tingly when I see a yank talking about current events on here

hey /brit/, shartyfag here
just wanted to ask about 'doras. after the 4chan hack i heard some guy remark that soiquoting was similar to 'dora posting, and that soispeak (omitting the first letters of a given word, i.e 'log instead of catalog) was also derived from this. any truth to this? whilst soiquoting is known to be from about 2019~ from /tv/, specifically it was forced by one autist called "chad" who raided /tv/ from early 2019 to sometime in 2020, it's not impossible that that guy had seen it here.
also wanted to ask if picrel was a "duel" (i.e, the first person put an arrow, then an opponent put another arrow thereby depicting the person quoting as a fedora wearer), or if it was something else altogether.
and finally if you know of any other specific quoting phenomenons like this that don't include soijaks or 'doras?
any answers from people from /brit/ back in 2017~ would be appreciated. thanks.
>inb4 "autism"
oh and before you ask why i'm posting this at 3am in england, i'm from england too my sleep schedule is just really bad. maybe i'll repost this tomorrow if there aren't any responses since this is pretty interesting 'history'.

Alright team? Finished Ghost of Tsushima main story now. It's a great game. My only complaints are that it is repetitive and the open world whilst beautiful does feel quite boring. The towns could use some more detail as well. I'd give it a 8 or 9/10.

post radio stations

everyone is secretly jerking off to MLP. thats why it gets banned
not that anyone will admit it

Reddit is so gay guys. The politics are sooooooo fucking gay god damn it I'm so mad. They forced us into the Nazi position, that's what happened. 2016 was grassroots, I see it so clearly now.

>>211849977
fedora posting has been a thing here since /brit/'s inception in 2013, same with "soiquoting"
also this is a very embarrassing post and you're autistic

he's not autistic
just German

>>211849992
https://youtu.be/EvfhVKHf1pA?t=64

>>211850018
You're aping a reddit meme

mummong coming into my room for no fucking reason

boiwife training so that I can go out with a sign on me saying boiavailible

need to find a rich wife so that I can pretend to have depression and lay in bed all day with no poverty situation

>he's not autistic
>just German

>he's not autistic
>just German

>>211850041
Why is your mum up at this time?

its the Germans

>>211850090
Dunno think she said but idk I didn't listen

That club world cup's going well then
Haven't seen any of it and neither has anyone at toil
Feels weird to have a competitive football competition going on and just completely ignoring it
Makes me feel dirty in a way
But Infantino must be punished.

me? full of joy, laughing and smiling at every moment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86k8N4YsA7c

They're very nonchalant about all of this

Tomorrow will be a chill day of drawing, anime and video games. Oh wait that's everyday for this queen.

I actually prefer the word king to queen. I can be a female king.

>>211850129
when was the last time you did arseplay on yourself
be honest, you've got no one else to give you attention at this hour

>>211850018
yeah but i'm asking specifically about dueling as well as the apostrophe omission

>>211850147
I've never done that before in my life

>>211850148
dunno mate it's 3am and you're asking about "dueling" lore like it's something for the history books
get a clue lad

going for a meal in central london on the morrow
you know what that means

remember that time our dipshit retarded PM fo seven daysssssss was going to push a button and nuke Russia? fucking bitch. and she fucked the economy

>>211850158
everyone's had a go at some point
why are you lying?

if I was a cop, or in the army, what I would do? mag dump. ask them to put their hands up. in that order.

respectfully
katie price does not look good

you guys play with your arse?

>>211850198
are you gay?

fucking Liz Truss
if you voted for that because of your dick you should be BLOCKED from the gene pool

>>211850207
maybe once every couple of years yh

>Katie Price in a wheelchair
coorrrrrr now shes fit

>>211850218
nobody voted for her you daft twat

>>211850176
I haven't I have trauma from being sexually abused as a child

remember I could suck my cock quite easily when I was 14
and yet I cannot at 28
Either my dick has shrank or I'm less flexible

sincerely hope it's the latter

>>211850235
I was going to make a joking post but it would probably be too far

Tel aviv is on fire and lying in ruins
Its a great time to be alive lads

>>211850247
mega cope

first reply ever award

>>211850254
?

>>211850262
Israel has decimated Iraq’s leadership

That's because you're so nice

blaly walh

>>211850276
bird flu? yeah they do that

Emilia Clarke's father once told her "Never trust a man whose TV is larger than his bookshelf".
Don't reckon any of you would pass her test for copulation.

>>211850309
I don’t have a book shelf I just let my books pile on tables

Not really funny though is it. I've suffered a lot with self esteem and confidence as a consequence of being sexually assaulted as a child.

>>211850309
never saw the point in owning a TV when you have a computer but once I went down the gay porn on the big telly downstairs rabbit hole I've never gone back

>>211850196
control your workspace
scan your horizon
check your six
two in the chest, one in the head

yeah? the 60 something old man told his daughter not to trust men about televisions? the big televisions of the day? of 1960? black and white 16" telly???

>>211850331
Be funny if you got cancer

>>211850331
Sexually assaulted how? Like shagged up the arse?

>>211850276
They've been replaced with people who are even better than their predecessors. They were old and holdovers from the iram/iraq war era and the new infusion of blood is only to the benefit of iran and the detriment of israel
The jews surprise attack was bad but ever since then israel has been getting their shit pushed in

˙pliɥɔ ɐ sɐ pǝʇlnɐssɐ ʎllɐnxǝs ƃuiǝq ɟo ǝɔuǝnbǝsuoɔ ɐ sɐ ǝɔuǝpiɟuoɔ puɐ ɯǝǝʇsǝ ɟlǝs ɥʇiʍ ʇol ɐ pǝɹǝɟɟns ǝʌ,I ˙ʇi si ɥƃnoɥʇ ʎuunɟ ʎllɐǝɹ ʇoN

>>211850356
Unreal cope

be right back theres a my little pony image that I gotta go cum to

>>211850344
i got a white 16" if you know what i mean wahey

>>211850309
I literally don't even have a TV

>>211850368
sluttershy being a total cockslut again?

>>211850309
how big was khal drogo's bookshelf

im back

>>211850241
>NOOOOO YOU CANT BE INTERESTED IN DOCUMENTING HISTORY!

>>211850357
ɯn

>>211850340
Why does he keep looking around like that? The paper targets are dead mate

Bradley poster moved to Australia I see

>>211850350
No it wouldn't that's horrible considering my dad and two of my cats died of cancer.

>>211850352
I don't want to discuss it

>>211850390
your post was utter drivel
Have a word

>>211850390
it's not history though is it
some lads here replied to each other repeatedly and then 10 years later third worlders are still using our utterly tired and stale gimmicks because they're incapable of being original, go on seethe at this for a few posts you have my permission

asking bossman for £2.50 for the bus later

>>211850362
>Washington Post: 'Israel will only be able to maintain shooting down Iranian ballistic missiles for 10 or 12 more days, then they will need to start rationing munitions'

This could explain why Iran is opting to launch small but consecutive waves. Iran is likely using up some of their older / less sophisticated missiles to deplete Israeli defenses, to make way for the 'real' stuff later on. This is attritional warfare.

In most cases, a small wave of 3-5 Iranian ballistic missiles is enough to prompt the launch of about 10-15 Israeli interceptor missiles, with each one costing at least $12 million dollars (in the case of THAAD).

In contrast, even Iran's most modern missile, the Fattah-1, only costs about $200,000 to produce, according to the IRGC. If we assume 12 interceptors for one Fattah-1 missile (as seen in a video today), that means Israel is spending $144 million dollars to 'intercept' (not always successfully) a single Iranian hypersonic missile.

This is simply not sustainable. Within about two weeks, if Iran keeps up the current pace of fire, Israeli airspace will be at the mercy of Iran's far larger and more destructive solid fuel bsllistic missiles. Unless, of course, the U.S. intervenes directly.

bossman... lend me £2.50... for the bus. please...

give me a higher love

>>211850455
that’s not funny

>>211850455
is the man in this picture crying?
:'(

give me £3...

just got home from work and i'm shattered.

>>211850477
Have a cheese and onion pasty and a glass of lemonade mate

I kiss my bossman on the cheek every time now since he's known me that long

>>211850485
just had a pizza but thanks for the suggestion love x

>>211850491
what toppings

>>211850487
ive been going to the shops for over 5 years and dont know them at all

>>211850496
he could rape me if he wanted to and I'd be utterly powerless to stop him

>>211850498
pepperoni

>>211850508
What did you get out of posting this

>>211850499
is it a big shop with multiple staff? mine's a tiny little corner ran by the boss himself
his FIT brown daughter used to do a few shifts and always ask me questions like what I'm cooking with my ingredients etc. naturally I always murmured and left as fast as possible

>>211850508
why are english accents in pornographic material so grim
I'm just so used to associating a naked female with a yankod accent that it just makes my brain short circuit and get angry

OI, YEH? DEW YA LOIKE THE LOOK OV MOY PUSSY DEW YER YERRRR YA DO

having one of those moments where i realise i'm fully conscious and not just a passive observer of someone's life

>>211850539
they all do the botox accent

During the summer I don't cook I just have cold stuff like sandwiches, salad, pasties, sausage rolls, fruit etc.

*rubbing pussy* CORRR COURRRRRRRRRRR PHOAR COR YA FOOKIN LOIKE THAT LUV YEH IS THAT ORWOITE?

wish I bought some bread earlier
could make a lovely sandwich right now

>>211850557
Stop I came already

>The current law in England and Wales states that abortion is illegal but allowed up to the first 24 weeks of pregnancy and beyond that in certain circumstances such as if the woman's life is in danger

It's illegal but allowed to happen?
Then what the fuck does illegal mean?

>>211850558
What happened? Forgot your gluten license?
HAHAHAHAHHAA

>>211850553
nobody cares

>>211850569
AH BET YEW DID YA DIRTY BASTID

WATCH THIS
WATCH ME GO

>>211850570
It's illegal but they don't enforce it. There are certain options for legal abortion like rape and health problems if you go to a doctor they'll approve you for some bs like mental health.

>>211850578
no, my card didn't work first time so I ran out crying scranless

>>211850570
imagine not being allowed to do incest or have an abortion because government said you cant like in an episode of black mirror or something

How's a' wi' you, kimmer,
And how do ye thrive?
How mony bairns ha'e ye?
Quo' kimmer, I ha'e five.

The cunts at ALDI don't know what they're on about when they make me out to be some bumbling incompetent retard
>Always arrive on time for shifts
>Almost never call in sick
>Never complain
>Always in a good jovial mood
>Don't chitchat and waste time with colleagues

And I'm not even fucking slow. They think I'm slow because I take ages on pallets but I exclusively do the difficulty pallets that will take 45+ minutes. If I did the crisp or cereal pallets I'd get more pallets done but they're the easy ones.

decriminalise incest

>>211850553
i might need to have some grapes and a sausage roll now

is there a peer reviewed study on the best time to wank?

>>211850598
you know he killed someone? not funny

>>211850623
20 minutes after running cold water over your balls

>>211850539
>>211850540
yankified freaks

>>211850617
why are trannies always like this?

gaviscon wank soon

Birds are singing team. I might head to sleep.

>>211850639
dude
you're being a total jackass

deathgrip wank to "huge balls big dick and tits video" on trans.xvideos.com

screaming in agony

dog poo wank soon

toby

dont search "pepsi commercial" on trans.xvideos.com

>>211850696
did you report me for posting a pony

>>211850690
unlucky

>>211850671
Hug.

>>211850714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoZzU8ptVWw

Got some mac n cheese going

not entirely sure why this lad dual phone/pc posted two greta images
wonder if he's alright in the head

its xhamster
heavy-balls-xhbue3L

You’ll all be doing it tomorrow

>>211850617
you tell em EW.

skate 3 wank soon

>>211850734
dont go to heavy-balls-xhbue3L video on straight xhamster

>>211850708
no i like the ponies :x

https://www.xvideos.com/video.ohvvebh583e/femboy_fisting_ass_till_squirt
this person is literally just pissing on themselves look at this video

>>211850751
£>

toby heart

eaten by a dragon pov

>>211850797
the still image from that faggot .gif

>>211850806
looks like me
>>211850818
built like me

>>211850837
post hand

>>211850806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzwANOqFPwk

>>211850851
um, okay?

why did they animate her like that

SEXOOOOOOOO

>bbc sport headlines
>3 of 5 of the biggest headlines are how awful men are to women

we're such monsters

eating snausages

the rorkedem farting

eating chocolate

>>211850865
Do people cork on a skateboard?

did you know that one of the trials (there were 3) jesus faced was the temptation of turning rocks into bread, in the desert when his followers were very hungry? but he beat the temptation and devil

How are you supposed to meet women in this day and age?

>>211850945
god isnt real
you should be sectioned and medicated

>god isnt real
>just jump off the building bro
>angels will protect you
No.

>>211850964
Dating apps

>>211850964
idk, I've never dated one and that's why I'm here posting links to sexy cats

eaten 5 rice krispies squares today

um hi

>>211851021
hi
ur prettyyyyyyy

>>211851033
woooooow

Anal vored by Emma Watson POV

apparently the antichrist comes 1 week before the end

:3 >>211851045 Ɛ:

>naval ships from the US and allies (Britain, France, UK) enter Persian Gulf
Heh, good little cucks.

ᵉʳᵐ

ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵒʳᵏ

>>211851083
Meant to say Britain, France and Australia but oh well.

>>211851098
tragic arse

i should be allowed to post the kev x twilight sparkle images
the quality of this website has declined in recent years

https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1749/95/1749952055262.jpg

haven't shaved my body in a long time. might have a bath

>>211851135
No you shouldn’t.

>>211851135
on my way home now from UMblin
six time dis week

sexo

not risking it, some bad actors round here..

>>211849937 (OP)
I blame his indian wife for the fact the we dont have more end of the year wipes

>>211850916
why do they think anyone gives a fuck

imagine Israel (a country bankrolled by the USA) paying £144m to take down a missle, taken out of the taxpayers money in America, Trump joining the same side as Iraq, and that being how he "loses the majority vote" in America, imagine how brainwashed republicans are to want that

>>211851179
when did you come to /brit/
you weren't always here spamming horses
was it april fools or when the site got hacked and we went to soyjak

>>211850916
yhe wimble

for every dollar you earn, you pay 6 thousand dollars in taxes to Israel. think about that for a second

the tobinator

Mr Rape
Thoughts?

>>211851213
daily for ~10 years
only disovered the ponies when that bruce posted the erm what the forks last month

just a laff ini la?

Fentanyl reactor is at critical mass

in America, if I had a job, I would support the taliban. at the very least I would, above Jews

>>211851231
george droyd going nuclear

how much of a faggot cuck do you have to be to pay taxes for the Jews free healthcare between $16K hospital visits yourself

what is bro yapping about

>>211851229
i'm not laughing i'm angery!

>>211851257
the Jews.

sweet peppermint cat seppuku eyes THIS CAT WANTS TO CONTROL YOU!

>>211851261
am sowwy

6th temple

bruce lee is asian...
australians are referred to commonly here as bruce...
hmmm..

>>211851288
Arc. Spit.

>>211851275
it's ok fren

>>211851284
still would
that cake made of peppermint

>>211851284
is that soyjak geodude piloting in the cockpit?

had a dream where I grew peppermint and made tons of money from it

>>211851305
Delete it.

>>211851303
it's supposed to be a toxoplasma gondii

Delete them again. Please God.

>>211851315
you've given me much to think about.

>>211851317
is that the peppermint cat

Because you know very well what Celtic means?

lads
who's more british culturally - ireland or canada?

>>211851343
obviously ireland

>>211851343
depends which part of ireland you mean

>>211851343
ireland

Germanic kill.

scuhhhhreaaaaming

>>211851347
now don't sell yourself short little man
they have a very weird parliament, a president, their RTE is alien to us
meanwhile you've got a king, a pm and CBC is a lot more similar to BBC

Ears, Sven.

going for a bit
I will probably be back in a few hours

>>211851356
remember that time they said they'll retaliate and intentionally targeted an empty air base
it's literally trying to save face to protect their fragile egos
quite pathetic I dare say

>>211851366
it's okay I can wait mate promise
*stray tear forming in my eye that I quickly blink away*

The blood of christ?

>>211851360
true, i guess i'm thinking in terms of popular culture primarily

>>211851379
that's because they're trying to avoid a full war at all costs
they're scared of Israel's allies, not Israel itself

Flashback.

>>211851400
wow shes mentally fit

if it's light outside shops should be open
bossman, I cannot wait 4 hours for milk

wan king to fat women

Lickher

>>211851360
Rte still plays the angelus bells everyday at 6pm

Doggo

>>211851440
Irish.

lads
we've got an elderly problem

>>211851451
I just wanna fuck her in the church bro

>>211851440
bit mental how atheistized Ireland has become over the past decade
from no abortion, straight marriage, divorce being very difficult and alcohol being covered by a tarp on good fridays, to just like every other western european shithole

there was some referendum on changing the definition of women's place in a home or some shit a few months back and I was gobsmacked it didn't pass like all the others
guess there's a line

>>211851468
The blood of christ blind army today.

imaigne car going 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 mph on the road

>>211851451
Need this slashed to the bone

>>211851481
Look at pictures?

>>211851481
literally impossible
that's faster than the speed of light
last I checked cars have mass
you ignorant FUCK

>>211851485
Wrong. Lil texas.

>>211851468
I’d say a lot of it has to do with millennials entering the voting base. I think zoomers thankfully are more right wing though

>>211851500
did you imagine it though

>>211851500
Enlightment... lose the cops.

404. Reckon.

>>211851501
shut the hell up!!!

screaming

>>211851541
Survive.

Ok. Simple as.

finna 0_0---->¬ meself

>>211851615
*sucks you off to completion in the time between the gun firing and the bullet piercing your tiny incel brain*

>>211851625
https://voca.ro/1jkP1uFiZpcm
Death. Rebel?

>>211851625
um

>>211851642
Rebel. Cockroach?

STEPPIN
STEPPIN
STEPPIN

WE STEPPIN
STEPPIN
STEPPIN

well thats breakkie sorted isnt it

Whenever they say it's mostly killed women and children, you know they are losing and the only weapon they have left is the bleeding heart liberal in the west who they hope will start marching to stop weapons sales and so on. Go Israel, take out the mother of all terrorists Khomeini.

>>211851892
>>211851892
>>211851892

new

>>211851895
commit seppuku

>>211851738
hey hey we're the beatles and we're always beatling around

Need Emma Watson to gas me with her bum.

>>211851999
imagine fucking her up the bum then accidentally making eye contact with her Itachi funky pop figure

ate 2 cinnamon rolls, a mars bar, and a snickers bar alone in my car earlier

>>211852036
Daddy...

>>211852036
did you prefer the mars or the snickers?

>>211852036
you're out of control, brucie

>>211852052
mars

always something so mental about the way a fat person gives their answer for what food they like the most out of two choices. like they didnt really enjoy (or taste) either of them. just a flat answer every time

>>211852112
is that mental is it yeah

>>211852036
nothing wrong with a few treats after a hard day of toiling

>>211852127
Out.

need some low calorie bread

phoar milk truck overflow

i have ruined my life

>>211852165
why

>>211852197
i have brain damage

>>211852212
how did that happen

>>211852224
drugs and an assault

>>211852248
oh were you one of those guys who got in a street fight and hit the pavement wrong or something

>>211852248
in greggs?

>>211852252
that opening flow is taken from someone lmao
or someone took it. probably Jay-Z

>>211852257
no they just didn't stop

>>211852262
:D

>>211852274
thats sad man, hope you can still live a good life
not going to get any more personal than this but can I know which part of the brain got damaged?

>>211852252
i poo it from me bum,
i poo it from me arse,
i poo it from me butt, cos me butt's what does,
a really massive poo,
a poo and then a fart,
a poo and then a fart, out my arse it's all love

>>211852295
langwij and memry. i forget if there were more
aha.

>>211852315
thats OK I have an idea of which part it is from your answer

>>211852330
>>211852330

I hate dogs so so so fucking much

>>211852131
my toil isn't till later and it mostly involves sitting in my car