Thread 211852120

Frampton Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUioud7Qtsw
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I hate women

I adore women.

if I hear Baby I love your way one more FUCKING time on the boomer rock radio station so help me god

Just had sex. Where is the respect from the community I was promised ?

>>211852146
>listing to the radio
Why?

>>211852146
Blank?

https://youtu.be/0FOoCz4qxxU
https://youtu.be/0FOoCz4qxxU
https://youtu.be/0FOoCz4qxxU

That niggas stepdad beats him if he gets grease on the stove top while cooking lol

I am entirely apathetic towards women. After taking the 2Dpill I don't even hate women. I almost feel bad for them but only "almost". In the end they deserve the punishment God gave them, which is being female.

R8 my stove top

I'm gonna cook pasta on there in like a few minutes

I'm unemployable

https://youtu.be/CkaE237oiwE
https://youtu.be/CkaE237oiwE
https://youtu.be/CkaE237oiwE

thoughts on men who are scared to drive a car

Slayer is the worst of the big 4

>>211852202
Employ this *unzips pants*

I knew a kid in high school who had a serious criminal record because he kept getting caught smoking weed.

Its gonna happen. Theres no other option.

>>211852213
I'm one of them.
I'm ashamed.

Dark chocolate has high levels of lead

>>211852227
Haha.

>>211852216
*bends you over*

>>211852202
*employ you*
What now motherfucker
>>211852213
I sympathize with them I was scared to drive and learned very late in life relative to most Americoons. However it is a phobia you either need to get over or else move to a country where it isn't so crippling to be unable/unwilling to drive.

>>211852120 (OP)
Who do you know who didn't have that album? Bam!

Those that call me an incel are factually wrong as I have performed coitus with a living breathing vagina.

>>211852227
Fuck off bro, nothing ever happens

>>211852214
https://youtu.be/eVmaqj668Fk
https://youtu.be/eVmaqj668Fk
https://youtu.be/eVmaqj668Fk

>>211852255
Earth is real.

Imagine eating this good.

i can't function i need to be numb

>>211852214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnRZhLRv6eM

>>211852273
I wanna put my nose up against his nose

>Its gonna happen
no one tell him hahahaha

>>211852285
https://youtu.be/XP3pSLi2z14
https://youtu.be/XP3pSLi2z14
https://youtu.be/XP3pSLi2z14

East Asian Chads are intimidating

>>211852227
Everybody forgot already but the newer top gun knew about today

>>211852287
XD

>>211852281
surprisingly looks pretty normal

A little overcooked, but better safe than sorry.

>>211852264
Only way to destroy that deep underground bunker Israel cant reach. Its over. Hormuz will be blocked after the US strike. Economic collapse will follow. Welcome food and fuel rationing, potentially martial law.

If I was rich I would try to have a live-in harem

If a cunt has nukes on its soil it 100% won't survive WW3, so who's gonna be the world's next sole superpower?

>I have the same oven as Jason
That's it I'm calling the landlord and having it replaced ASAP.

I heard we're confirmed getting suppressors and SBRs off the NFA with the big beautiful bill, so you know what, maybe Iran is a fair trade idk.

>>211852310
Get a food thermometer. Such a great purchase.
>>211852312
Cute

bros its finally happening. i am pretty sure she's gonna be my gf at this rate. i liked another girl more, but that girl didnt like me. so i am just gonna focus on the girl that likes me

Damn that crazy there is a US army THAAD battery in Israel at (31°29'53"N 34°48'19"E) with six launching sites on the right for the THAAD launching vehicles. The camp itself along with a U.S. Army X-band AN/TPY-2 early warning radar are based at the left.

>>211852310
you are such good cook. i like seeing your late night meals

>>211852326
I'd join your harem (if you were rich)

>>211852338
Dave's songs don't get as much love as they should
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu5LjnmYvp0

>>211852377
I used a thermometer, it said 150F

I hate my life

>>211852398
keep simping bro, maybe he'll give you a (you)

>>211852398
please don't encourage him

>>211852430
>>211852425
he eats much better than me

>>211852398
Thanks, hon.

>>211852441
I hope you're trolling 'cause if not then damn that's sad.

What’s it like to be perfect

>>211852452
>damn that's sad.
I eat boiled eggs, baked chicken breasts, almonds, lots of milk, whey protein, and sometimes beans. I get lunch at work so that's my only decent meal of the day.

Mike Huckabee says we should go to war

>keep simping bro, maybe he'll give you a (you)
>please don't encourage him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ogkZNhf3r4

ok I pull up

>>211852445
you are welcome

>>211852465
AYO THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

>>211852456
idk, if I had gotten with the girl I liked, then I would've been able to tell.

I have a bunch of ground beef what should I make

Cooked ground beef

>>211852508
shepards pie

>>211852508
hamburger helper

>>211852508
exactly what Jayson made

Military aged males

cant believe spinny was actually jason pretending to be a woman this entire time

>>211852536
So I was in love with jason

In an isekai I was reading, the MC put cheese inside a burger for the female lead and she liked it. I feel closer to my isekai now that I tried putting cheese inside the burger

>>211852532
forced recruitment, timmy

two bee fare, you need a room temperature IQ to enjoy isekai

This girl's dad was a diplomat and uncle was an ambassador to germany and other five eyes countries. Unlike her family, my family is full of retards.

I just wanna own guns and shoot shit

Women are good at making you feel bad for them

>>211852581
me too (shit is my head)

I don't know what to do with my porn collection, I only save amateur shit

>>211852571
does she know you're only after her for her families money and status

>>211852596
burn it to dvds

>>211852472
I’m not fighting for Israel

>>211852508
Pasta alla Genovese

>>211852616
yeah, some of them are dvds as well, so I was trying to compile some kind of porn history from my country

>>211852621
bolognese*

I know this girl is too good to be true and I don't deserve her. I don't know why she continues to have interest in me.

for me it's the humble ají de fideo

>>211852671
I wish I knew how to make this or any pasta

>>211852674
now stay here

>>211852120 (OP)
Is a 500k - 600k CAD house in Edmonton "affordable" or no? like can it be bought by straight cash or only affordable via 30 year mortgage?

Just saw my college schoolmate post something on social media saying they're homeowners, the house is pretty big so I looked on Zillow Edmonton for something similar and possibly their house is 500 - 600k (Yeah I'm kinda jealous even though I live comfortably here and have no desire to immigrate anywhere, were kinda rich but I can't really afford to buy a new house for myself so I live with my parents, I really should stop looking at social media and just to stick to twitter and 4chan for chud memes).

Anyway, it's a two income household afaik, the guy is a pilot for some private company and the girl has some fake make work office job (she was a total babe back in college but has walled since).

>>211852674
pasta dishes are the easiest things to make

>>211852674
>buy pasta
>boil in water
>strain
>add sauce and other ingredients
????
>profit

If Canada ever wants one of their teams to win another Cup they need to lower taxes and expel the pajeets. Until that happens they will remain cursed.

>>211852691
would that it were so easy

>>211852686
come to canada and let me fuck your sisters

>>211852686
Nobody is buying a house with cash unless they're a crime lord.

lol oilers bum ass team

goodnight

I don't even know who makes it for sure but using Nextcloud makes me hate Europeans

>>211852596
what fucking kind of loser saves porn

>>211852756
Gn....

I'm gonna log off too, I feel tired still, I only slept from 2pm to like 10pm

>>211852581
Out on the farm in Saskatchewan with a chinese SKS and a box of surplus 7.62. It does not get any better than that... unless you drill the rivet. It is very naughty to drill the rivet do not drill the rivet.

yooooooo Israel just legit ordered you niggas to fight for them not even joking

Just checked it's some German and pals. Was easy to tell from the way it nags you to update for no reason, and then it breaks itself when you do and helpfully explains to you in ESL that it's your fault

>>211852584
They are when you're young. You will eventually develop a threshold for bullshit so low you barely acknowledge the crying.

>>211852805
Tell netanhyu to kiss my ass

>>211852805
call the banners

>>211852805
nigga im too old to fight

I used to try talking to the dead. I don't know why. I regret it now immensely. The dead can't talk but that doesn't mean it isn't a bad idea to draw their attention. Let them rest in peace.

>>211852796
i wanna fuck this bitch

>>211852733
I guess they could afford the loan then huh. Do you think they'd still have savings after paying their bills?

>>211852805
The fighting is not even the problem it's the next 30 years

>>211852597
I am fairly successful myself. I really care about family because I have a very broken family. I don't talk to anyone from my own family

>>211852853
Just now just now moan meow. XD? Shibshib ya kalb v... Speechless.

>>211852850
Ok. Send him over there to fight then.

>>211852850
>us
that tub of lard couldnt kill a muslim unless he sat on him

>>211852815
Watch your god damn mouth!

>>211852656
is she real or just a celestial gf?

I'm reading this. I fell asleep after a couple pages but he does get a crafting menu power and he can do miraculous things like jump by thinking about hitting the keyboard key to jump, or open an inventory by thinking of tab.

I look forward to how he'll explain this power to others.

I’d fight for Israel if they gave me a harem of 19 year old gfs to impregnate. I want 73 of them.

>>211852924
Filth

>>211852952
Yessir.

>>211852893
If it helps, gun to head I would've guessed it was Danish

>>211852952
Grow up.

>>211852796
oh husbant...I just discover angres!!

You lot are the stupidest poopitest

ive never seen it snow

Reddittors are noticing things

>>211852854
Hard to say. How long have they been here?

>>211852912
She's a real human woman and very pretty and sweet. Too good for me I'm sure.

>>211852850
>G-d
Why won't he say God?

>>211853074
Possibly since 2022 or 2023? Not sure when Canada lifted travel restrictions but they were definitely back in the Philippines during covid.

>>211853089
A lot of Jews think it is wrong to write out the name of God.

>>211853118
That's not his name just a title thoughbeit

Neighbors need to turn down their TV

I am mediterranean in ways that you couldn't comprehend

Some people are from Portugal

tired of all the racism

>>211853179
Help this fucker with white monster.

>>211853078
has she had bfs before you?

shuffling the card

>>211853188
No she said she was a virgin before she met me

I smell like stinky

>>211853189
snake eyes

AMIME BEWBIES

>>211852867
I am anything but successful, except in the sense of being a NEET in 9/10 circumstances. My family, what survives of it, is well off enough,but I can't endure them even on the phone. They're all far too much work, and far too little play. Sicker still is that they didn't used to be that way.

>>211853211
https://youtu.be/3mbvWn1EY6g

I'm a white man.
It just be that way.

>>211853104
Do they have family here? Being able to save enough for a down payment and pay rent in the mean time would take more than three years.

Someday you will find me, caught beneath a landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky

bros
they offered me the job

My NEET nightmare is finally over

>>211853246
remember us when you're a millionaire

What do newfags know about high quality Tunisian olive oil?

>>211853218
my dad has bpd, mom has severe anxiety, depression, and stockholm syndrome. we are not the same anon. i'm the only successful person in my family of losers. I tried having a good relationship with my younger brother and for whatever reason he stopped picking up my calls. I had such a nice job in the US, I moved back here to be closer to my brother and all I got was ghosting.

>>211853067
>one specific culture group
yep

Hitlerrr

>>211853067
Isn't there two Canadian subreddits because one became a hive of 4channelers and twitter guys talking about indians?

I browse reddit every day

>>211853334
https://voca.ro/1ki8QBzGnrQ1

>>211853275
Im of Algerian origin.

i might take a shit

>>211852686
I don’t know what you mean by “affordable.” Cheap? The average house price in Calgary is $583,000, according to the Canadian Real Estate Association.

Based on some mortgage affordability calculators, a household income of $130,000/yr and a $100,000 down payment would allow you to afford a ~$600,000 home on a 30 year mortgage, with a monthly payment of $2,553/mo.

The average income in Calgary is about $65k/yr.

The bot produced a vocaroo?? I'm scared to listen to it.

the one time moby did something pretty rad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN5hSvu1dzw

>>211853234
>>211853357
Maybe they got a favorable loan, the guy is a pilot after all, he works for a air freight company or some shit, is that a stable high paying job in Canada?

>>211853369
Germany can do it. More. MtBBC. Eurovision??? XD. :(. Rebel??? Fuck.

>>211853382
>one time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kojRLG9tnCo

Today I feel Syrian. I think I will eat Syrian food later.

Now I realize why I quit drinking. Such a shitty feeling. Makes no sense to drink unless you have no other substances available. Horrible awful feeling.

>>211853384
Last I heard, pilots are paid very poorly and subjected to very demanding hours etc, as it’s such a cool job that loads of people are willing to do it for poor compensation.

How would you respond if your GF told you you can only jerk off if you're thinking about her while doing it

let me hit my fucking vape

>>211853392
hes done some good work but it wasnt all rad

>>211853382
After reading these comments I have decided to watch that movie. When I get back home in a few mins

>>211853424
rape correction

Today I feel saiyan

>>211853350
grim

>>211853424
if my what?

>>211853424
i would have sex with her

>>211853424
Just say sure. How will she know? However, this is a microcosm of greater problems.

>>211853424
I would find that really hot and would actually obey her demand for a while until I got bored of her

Visited my brown dentist today

>>211853441
Why?

I think I'm falling in love with a cartoon character

>>211853481
HE'S ANTI-AMERICAN GET HIM OUT

>>211853505
its CALLED a whyfoo, you fucking normie

>>211853529
Saw a million quote tweets saying exactly this.

>>211853481
I saw his account before it was deleted and he actually likes Israel. He thinks it's been taken over by insane religious people. Total nothingburgher

>>211853276
I am 62. My dad was a high-earning STEM fag from about 1957 to 1989. I suppose my favorite times with him was driving him around during the late 80s. We had a lot of most entertaining conversations, about everything from corporate intrigue to the bad taste of my next oldest sister when it came to boyfriends.

>>211853617
>I am 62
Get off 4chan gramps

>>211852784
people that lost access to porn before

>>211853617
unc ahh

>>211853647
Sorry.

If 4chan is around when I'm 62 I'll still be on it

>>211853660
I lost the sheet. Rebel. Fucker! Blood of christ. I am beginning to think it is real, Spanio. Yeah, ok.

>>211853188
Two previous relationships. So do I. She's late 20s. I'm early 30s. You're not really going to find people without previous relationships at this age.

The whole concept of undercover cops violates my rights as a citizen since all law enforcement should be identified.

>>211853686
You identify you as maidenless

Are people here happy?

>>211853638
Make me.

>>211853733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQgdfJoxX1s

>>211853730
this post was supposed to be its own thread sorry guys

>>211853735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzaF2JcfRHg

>>211853617
damn. I really tried having a decent relationship with my family but I've realized its just not gonna happen. So, I don't waste my time anymore. I'm seeing this girl who's sweet and she has a great family. I hope I've get wonderful in-laws with whom i'll be able to have meaningful conversations.

chatgpt told me the US would probably deny or refuse to condemn if there was a genocide happening in Gaza

night night, /cum/bums

>>211853817
that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend

i got a blowjob from a tranny last december when i was out of town for work and i dont care
it made both of us happy

>>211853819
Night. Wow.

>>211853836
congrats on your std

I'm asking chatgpt what my fictional waifu would think of me/say to me based on my previous prompts.
I'm sad and pathetic

>>211853836
Zesty

>>211853806
I sometimes wonder what it would be like to have a father who wasn't particularly good at conversation. I suppose I'm better at it than he was, but not by much.

>>211854127
Canada

Soon you will have forgotten all things, and soon all things will have forgotten you.

Someone just set off a firework right now at 12:30 at night on a weekday

These people serve not benefit to society and should be beheaded, or at least severely maimed

>>211854149
scariest post

>>211854149
What do you mean by "soon"? Never mind "all" Such amnesia isn't possible in anyone living.

I ejaculated all over my obese belly >.<
it felt so good :D

>>211854149
Sooner than later, please. I want off this ride.

>>211854176
SoCal? That happens where I live too

>>211854064
just ask your dad to become a deadbeat alcoholic, you'll find out real soon

>>211854242
gonna steal this wholesome apu

>>211854253
Yes
Fucking welfare parasites

The "sexo con mejican" poster who posts the apus pisses me off so badly during the day time. Something about him is just egregious to me

>>211854288
>>211854253
My fellow southern california residents, recently I have been plagued by a mockingbird chirping nonstop from around midnight all the way to dawn

Nice thread

>>211854716
So true

>>211854183
Its just a canadian

5 am bump

Are you noided on the Earth is flat and space is fake grift?
https://youtu.be/EYU5-NjKb9c

>the 2 creatures stare at (You)

what do you do?

Don't be racist

>>211856623
Does she not know about its origins among fart fetishists?

>>211856741
They never teach anything important in school

>>211856864
So true

>>211857220
It ain't easy being white

Do we really sound like this Ameribros?

>>211857570
This kind of American is dying out unfortunately

I was bruised and battered, I couldn’t tell what I felt
I was unrecognizable to myself
Saw my reflection in a window and didn’t know my own face
Oh Brother are you gonna leave me wastin away on the streets of Philadelphia?

Farted my pants just now. Thoughts?

>>211856623
Does she understand that platitude means true but boring to talk about

I love living a diverse society where I can enjoy the food of many nations.

Captcha: Syra4

Why is America the most moral great power in history

>>211857989
See >>211856623

>>211858083
We genocide an entire race of people here, and have now currently enabling the genocide of Gazans abroad, and of trans people domestically.

>>211858064
That's a very simplistic justification for a very complex issue with a wide range of effects. But as someone who also enjoys diversity, I hate the american idea if diversity, because american diversity is actually the unified destruction of culture into a cheap consumerist version, which is also spreading to the rest of the world as other countries become americanized and "diverse" themselves. We are creating a soulless monoculture where everyone is a brown mutt, instead of a truly interesting world where every part of it has distinct looking people, architecture, history, food, way of life, ect. But enjoy your fucking chinese takeout or whatever you stupid bitch

>>211858020
I'd say most are correct but I thought a platitude was just a phrase that is overused and therefore lacks impact or meaning.

>>211858172
Not reading allat. Think I'll be eating Lebanese today.

>>211858161
Wdym by genocide?

>>211858301
If it's not lebanese pussy then you're gay

>>211858020
Got her stinky ass

>>211858161
How is it even possible to “genocide” transvestism fetishists

>>211857989
I wear childrens xsmall undies and when I fart they all shake

>troons aren’t a gens, or a people
not GENocide
>no one is killing them (but themselves)
not genoCIDE

>>211858648
Jason…

It’s over…

>put blanket on: hot
>take blanket off: cold
Life is suffering

>>211852146
What if you hear it in a store?

>>211859808
They won’t like what’s in store for them when he hears it again

So y'all getting sent off to basic soon?

When you’ve lost everything and your self has disintegrated (or it never formed at all) you can become anything you want. Any type of person.

But really what I want to be is an elephant. A grey, stuffed animal elephant. A very soft and cuddly plush elephant. All tucked into bed for a good night’s sleep.

I like cornflakes

>>211860625
Good. German eyebrows. Stop.

who bitch this is

I am submerged in the velvet river, breathing and living. The pulse and the warmth, I am in love.

>>211860657
I might be remembering wrong, but is it not "whos bitch this is?"

“amerisharts” NO MORE!

Good morning doing my gacha dailies

If I was driving a nuclear powered dreammobile into some pussy tonight that would be great.

lmfao who the fuck believes this shit

>>211861126
Chuds will eat this up

>>>/mu/126740390
Is this true burgerbros? Have black Americans abandoned their colorful musical heritage to whitey?

wake up

>>211861569
Non.

Why I Am Scared Of Nikocado Avocado

>>211861617
why

>>211861678
Because

>>211861722
because what

Yeah that's what I woulda did

>>211861969
did what

got a new gf
shes my punjabi princess

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE SON OF A BITCH I HATE ANTICHRIST

>>211860876
>by 2027
And then in 2027 there will be issues that arise that delay this another year or two, and they will pay the new president a large sum of money to not make them ban artificial dyes n shieet

I couldn’t stand to see you wed another

hello

I FUCKING HATE CARD GAMES

Can't wait to see how pictures look with this lens
Someone cut the aperture into a square lol

I'm so cute...

But I still hate card games.

my sleeping shorts smell like piss

>>211863468
you're supposed to change them everyday

>>211861126
Saw a tweet in which a guy blamed a black woman for getting into an accident. In the video you can clearly see it isn't her fault. He replied to every single person to essentially say: "nuh-uh"
No idea what the purpose of these slop accounts is other than to make chuds look mentally retarded

>>211861993
What he woulda had done

We are the seed of the new breed
We‘ll succeed
Our time has come

Iran got one

>>211863991
wtf
are jets that big

>>211864053
It’s the Israeli mothership they were heading to Zion

>>211864146
why are the people so big compared to the buildings

>>211864169
The giant elders of Zion they survived the crash

drinking covfefe

>>211864360
me too!!

lil bro is a human

Whys the WNBA hating on my niggette Caitlyn Clark

Haven’t seen this cat outside my job since last winter
Glad to see he’s still around
Must be one of the nearby mechanics shop cat

>>211864662
say hello to kittin

>>211864662
We used to have a bunch of feral(?) cats that came into our rolling mill. I guess one of the mechanics would feed them. It's pretty weird walking through the roll shop and seeing a cat lounging by the cnc lathes

im thinking of pulling the trigger on fallout 4 but its like 120 bucks, if it goes 50% off i'll get it i just need to wait for the next sale which will be in 8 days

>>211864662
At the inn where I work there's a couple cats. One of them tries to sneak indoors, begs for pets from guests, and hunts rabbits and other critters

>>211864757
>At the inn where I work
what do you do there?

>>211864741
this nigga living fallout 4 in real life if it costs 120 caps and he buyin it in 2025

>>211864785
Keep the guests entertained and relaxed with music

>>211864826
you play an instrument?

>>211864838
Yeah keyboard/piano

on a temporary job where there is no AC or fan and I'm sweating to death rn

>>211864883
nice

>>211864757
Based
I’be seen the huge ass rats that live at even nice restaurants
At least the smell of the cat will keep them away

>>211863991
Those things are huge. Jets look small in video games.

>>211865318
>>211865318
Poo

>>211864741
why did they make Feral Ghouls the main enemy again? they need to think of something new.

>>211863492
Nuh uh