Thread 211877938

MENA gf edition

>>211877938 (OP)
Need Ian nuked just so we get at Persian refugee gfs.

4th Incel Rape Batallion "Flying Bradleys" sub edition

Trump welcomes Juventus to the Oval — and puts them on the spot by asking if women could join the team

problem with /brit/ posters is that they have the charisma of a damp rag, and the appearance of a low grade bank clerk

INSANE choonage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfaOf70M4xs

To all new friends:
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To all new friends:
Don't get comfortable, 4chan is going to be banned in the UK soon

>>211877974
Used to run one. Let most of my accounts lapse now though (Soulseek does the job for most things these days anyway).

>32 degrees
reckon I'll refuse to leave the office until 8pm on the morrow desu

Irish-American men sub edition

SOON! LESS THAN 1HR

>>211878020
Irish diaspora?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y53bJDEHSWM

>>211877990
can't have that
they'll all have leukemia and bankrupt the nhs

>>211878041
Nah there will be protests
Or at least there should be.

>>211877990
Ian Wright?

>>211877990
Are you Irish-American?

https://www.globalresearch.ca/greater-israel-the-zionist-plan-for-the-middle-east/5324815

MENTAL this

>>211878018
rorke still watches this clip and mouthes along with nige's words and gets tingles down his neck

n then he told me.... imma send u to davy jones locker

>>211878105
howling

>>211877990
Get them in

>>211878056
>this man's genes will spread more than almost every /brit/ poster's
also remarkable how white one of the girls looks when the mum is so dark

>>211877990
what did Ian do to you lad?

Some callin me a sinner
Some callin me a winner
I'm callin you to dinner
Hey, you know exactly what I mean

Israel vs Ian Beale

when the cronem see a 3pm katy

>>211878128
good for him

Israel vs Wrighty

>>211878143
Number one.

>>211878147
What is a “3pm katy”

>>211878135
that's his daughter, not the shegress's

>>211878147
are those eels eating a crumpet?

>>211878118
nun' lil Wladek could do

>>211878157
Heathernonce term for a school child
(Jannies are fine with this)

>>211878153
Stop. C'mon? Stop? C'mon? Hmm? Hmm? Stop.

Kimberley N, Hutson JM, Southwell BR et al 2012 Vaginal agenesis, the
hymen, and associated anomalies. J Pediatr Adolesc Gynecol 25:54–8.
not reading it but thats all there is in the book
except the other one which is about anal fistula (which I think is a thrombosis in the rectum which protrudes otu)

>>211878157
a child leaving school, he's a open nonce.

The State of Israel vs Sir Ian McKellen

>>211878185
Mad how the janitor allows paedophilia so brazenly on the board

>>211878118
Love this one

>>211878185
>>211878175
why hasn’t he been permabanned

waiting for my computer to cool down from its 82c

Jackson waiting at the gates at 2:55pm

>>211877938 (OP)
sexual assaults out of control!

leftypol's gf hooking up with his killer

>>211878185
ngl that's pretty funny actually I might start using that

>>211878209
idk I've been banned a few times for really minor nonce jokes
much less than what I'd say to some of my mates

>>211877990
poor ian

>>211878240
You are a paedophile who should be killed

>>211878157
Perfectly legal girls leaving college

all of the middle eastern countries like Afghanistan

It's pure satire.

>>211878215
4chan is a State Dept. op

>>211878252
college ends at 5pm though
at least mine did

i remember a 3pm katy was sitting with her senpai eating dinner in an indian restaurant next to me and the lad's table. not wearing the most modest of clothing. all of uh said "would" just after they left haha we're all into it in the end lads aint we just cant say it haha

What a joke of a country omds

Le SIGH
Internet is full of AI content now.
LOATHE it

>>211878257
Coal.

>>211878260
bet my middle nut that's an onion title

Pakistan is next?

>>211878196
Every day

Wexton offered friendly advice to Harriet

It's pure satire.

>>211878251
You're a sweaty mong who has no life outside of posting bore off shite in this pointless general. Get a sense of humour lad.

>>211878215
>>211878209
I'm not joking or paranoid when I say the jannies and mods are in on it, and are happy for it to continue

>>211878275
Egypt doesnt like Afghanistan?

>>211878272
Yeah? What's this from, the Roblox World Cup?

>>211878272
HOWLING

>>211878309
where the fuck do you think we are retard, go look at /b/ and tell me what sort of art you see in some of those threads

Roblox horse valley

>>211878310
Cossack!

>>211878291
He arrived three days ago on a boat
Claiming asylum for a bad back. Has a team of twenty lawyers working on his case pro bono

>>211878277
No but this one is.
Prophetic! From the mouths of babes, etc,!
>>211878286
I remember this video, chick was so hot back then

Mad how beautiful women are and how ugly and runtish I am

watching The Crown on netflix you lads seen it?

>>211878310
you're replying to a bot you fucking down symdrome twat

>>211878300
nta but
That freak spends 100% of his time (so it seems, he is here literally every time I come here) posting his violent homo / nonce fantasies about black men and white children here. It is not humour for him. It is his life. He posts videos of white kids being battered. He needs gassing.

>>211878339
Sorry.

can already tell this summer finna cook me alive
like a foretaste of hell

>>211878324
Rattled

>>211878361
refuse to watch any of it
can't let my view of the royal family be tinted you see

>>211878361
No, prefer real life me thanks x

toby banny melty

3pm tings revealing impeccably firm and tight thighs

Done a 24 hours since I last took opioids. Bit of a trial run for when I do actual withdrawals and get clean but i'm not ready yet. Going to take something now.

>>211878386
Allat.

Heather is a gay little nonce who will end his life when the imageboards are banned next month, because trying to get a rise out of strangers is his entire meaning.

Deposited my grim alkie twat bottles into the grim alkie twat bin, hearing them get collected right now

>>211878372
I'm here for an hour a day mate chill out you humourless twat

>>211878361
Never got around to it. Is it worth watching for a royalist?

hello my little chickens xx

Mousenonce has been posting ponies outside /mlp/ as of late. Not on.

>>211878392
Especially during summer x

>>211878351
Tsmt

an hour a day lmao

>>211878427
*starts moaning like a retard*.

>>211878449
Stop.

A bank robber tells a petty shop lifter: >"you must turn from your criminal ways! >"Have you no decency?"

Named my son Wolfgang. He is shite at piano though.

>>211878415
Nah I just use this place as a pissing pot. If it happens I'll be glad to see the back of this place.

Concerned about the Discord gf. She hasn't been online in a few days

7 minutes left until my rocket league is updated x

captcha: J0Y20

>>211878372
It's getting more and more brazen, he's now openly saying '-2 katy' (which is a reference to the age 14) and keeps mentioning the age 14

Jannies are fine with it. They could give him the mousenonce treatment and ban on sight, but they don't and never will.

>>211878487
what country is she from?

>>211878467
shoplifting is a harmless crime. bank robbery is a crime to respect.

saw charli xcx tonight
actually got hard a few times imagining the microphone was a bbc in her hand instead

Nobody's every asked the question: why are they allowed to dress like literal street hookers?

Talk to me, baby
I'm goin' blind from this sweet, sweet craving, whoa-oh
Let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy
I-I-I-I-I, I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean, huh
Walk for me, baby
I'll be Diddy, you'll be Naomi, whoa-oh
Let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy
I-I-I-I-I, I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, huh
Na-na-na, ay

>>211878434
a bold strategy. i once posted an image of some brony absolute autists's resume just to make fun of it and i copped a 3 dayer for ponies outside of /mlp/

>>211878491
Unc game

>>211878475
You have absolutely zero life outside of here lol. No skills, no prospects. At best, you will find something equally pointless to sink the rest of your sad life into.

toil mates are genuinely all mates and go out drinking and boozing at least 5 nights a week (weekends included)
I'm the one loner who goes home

reckon this isn't great for my chances of climbing up the hierarchy

>>211878495
Finland

>>211878494
that's ziedy's patter
i don't know what he's referring to though

>>211878518
try to create a conflict between them so some stop

>>211878518
bet you work in sales of some kind

>>211878505
street hookers huh? how would you know anything about that when those are illegal in the UK

I bet you've never even seen an actual street hooker

fool

>>211878475
why do you enjoy ruining something which other people quite enjoy, making it all about yourself

off to coles

>>211878518
would absolutely hate getting drinks with colleagues after work regardless of how great they are
especially five nights a week

>>211878480
is that you

>>211878494
Ziednonce is another 'person' but it's the same op. Just fill the site with shit and stop anything approaching real discussion.

>>211878487
the proverbial -2 discord gf

>>211878547
what the helly

>>211878534
Yes but heathermong uses it now

Pic rel is what it refers to (I see the canadian just posted it too, lol) - it is clearly paedophillic.

>>211878496
Now add genocide, war crimes, international political assassinations, and child sex trafficking, and you will understand why Israel is the most evil terrorist nation in the world.

Enjoy those Iranian migrants!

I won or (again) will win

It's pure satire, your honour.

>>211878552
toilberg loves that type of shit though
he wants all his underlings to be BFFs
I remember working at a company once and they bought us like 12 large dominos just cause

wanted us to be all chummy and shit
didn't work on me cause I'm an incel so just stuffed my face and went home

they LOVE teamwork though it's mad

>No skills, no prospects.
Ktim

so im in this whatsapp goup right? and we sort of know each other but dont really have numbers saved. so someone messages if im on the group. I send a dm saying its me. and then i get left on read
wtf was that all about?

>>211878534
notice how he often posts "14 onyx 14 porcelain"
-2 is clearly this number

your honour, her hymen snapped

>>211878475
Your family will be glad when you finally kill yourself

really the Suez Crisis was the official end our this nation as a true global force

>>211878592
I don't think you can be mates with your higher ups, feels wrong and I hate it. Want to be my mate? Give me a job on your level

because hes a little bugman freak on the same level as should be aborted as people with downs

Suncream on tomorrow x

>>211878615
and er... what shape was her hymen?

>>211878496
if you rob a bank, all you're doing is hurting those poor hard-working insurance companies

>>211877938 (OP)
i know this sounds retarded but i am going back to school to get my cna license then do nursing i want to originally be a doctor but i am too old for that now

>>211878629
I'll do your back x

30 MINS!

timmy havin a mental health crisis rn he on the phone to samaritans again xx

Toby was banned on sight for a lot worse
Not trying to re-write history but he was a lot better than the Cuckle Brothers

>>211878621
since them weve become a vassal state prostituting our foreign poilicy to the americans to give the impression of "coalitions of the willing"

Got the Chopin. Rocketleaguetoil looms

>>211878635
fimbriated (starfish)

>>211878673
>Cuckle Brothers
screaming

>>211878673
>Cuckle Brothers
HOWLING

>>211878651
hope it goes well. dont do a lucy letby

>>211878682
wonder which kind is the most common

get a really sweaty neck me
sweaty neck and back

>>211878673
You mean chucle?

not safe for work image and avoiding filters (turned his proxy off)

>>211878673
both toby and ziednonce are cancer attention seekers

>>211878673
Haha oh thats it, its over for them bent mongs

>>211878673
toby was banned like 15 minutes ago, not sure why

imagine having a greek gf who will cook you greek food every evening

confirmed the voluntary redundancy today lads

they're paying me 24k to fuck off

of course *Mmayank supports israel

Rights for whites -- it's not complicated.

>>211878673
he posted about his made-up political parties and his complicated tobacco storage system, they post about child rape

>>211878673
>Cuckle Brothers
fucking screamiagh

>>211878682
which lucky bastard did the research to put this graph together

Im training an intellectual class of Knights to be the vanguard of the white race. Does anyone in /brit/ want to join me?

>>211878715
Would kill for it

mental how australians live in this hellish weather all year round

>>211878715
i hate greek food, too much goat cheese and yoghurt, it's ok every once in a while but not every day

Mad how the little Chuckler died first. Always thought the older beefier brother had it coming

>>211878745
you will never see a fanny irl

Samefagging again for attention, are we?

>>211878698
you spelt chukle wrong

2002-2003: President George Bush and UK Prime Minister Tony Blair inform the world that Iraq is on the verge of possessing nuclear weapons
>Americans are coerced into supporting war with Iraq
>No nuclear weapons are found in Iraq during the invasion and subsequent 10 year war
>Millions of Iraqis are left homeless and enter Europe and the USA as your new neighbors!
>Israel has defeated a chief rival in the region, not lost a single soldier or fired even a round of ammunition, and taken in 0 Iraqi regugees

>>211878715
>Greek gf
Are you Irish diaspora?

is nerdy gf worth the effort? she's got brown eyes, brown hari, simple lass

many people are saying they dont want him in the thread right now
his posts are not appreciated

>>211878741
actually freezing my bollocks off at the minute. bloody 12 degrees out this morning. brrr.

>>211878701
At least Toby is occasionally entertaining, watching a schizo retard microwave his piss to make magic crystals or whatever.

>>211878718
Are they "offering" it or are they telling you you’ve got to take it?

>>211878781
nah mate you should transition

>>211878761
I've split many hymens into pieces

>>211878118
im in love

>>211878715
prefer italian cuisine tbqh think they're the true kings of med cuisine

>>211878781
any gf who is compatible with you and loves you is worth it

>>211878786
the belgian is much more entertaining than mousenonce

nice job fucking yourself, spaz

Thoughts and prayers for Israel

>>211878801
Are your iron levels high?

>>211878816
Kill tourself

>>211878798
you've never had sex incel

a cute girl smiled at me as we walked past each other today

>>211878820
That's a bit of me that

>>211878816
this x100
mousenonce gave me the fear. i'm glad he's fucked off

>>211878715
Greek food is just the same as any other former Ottoman country.

throte closing up from the thick nuts doing down it I cant breeth

>>211878857
>i'm glad he's fucked off
he's ITT right now

>>211878857
he’s back and having a melty in this very thread I’m afraid

>>211878871
screaming

>>211878831
I've had sex more times than you incel Timmy

>>211878871
Alri Saint Floyd

>>211878788
they offered kt, if I don't take it they migh make me redundant anyway later with a much smaller payout

>>211878833
did you at least follow her home?

>>211878816
>>211878875
turbo damagecontrol after fucking yourself, absolute mong

>>211878693
i start the courses on January and i turn 23 in march so when i complete my cna courses i will have 8 years of work

we don't need a new chairman the chairman's already installed
the chairman of the council
the chairman of the council is the chairman of the
council

RATE
https://youtu.be/-IunmW3wI5Q?list=RD-IunmW3wI5Q

>>211878888
pipe down incel you'll never shag

>>211878637
wont somebody please think of the insurance companies

>>211878875
he's easy not to notice. his posts are so dull

Jews don't eat pork either tho. Hogs are illegal in Israel, and you can be fined or jailed for having pigs.

>>211878901
uh oh stinky

the law has been broken

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
this thread brought to you by the same mong that is now NOT posting the race bait ITT
clap clap
please clap
are you enjoying the thread? clap. CLAP NOW
BECAUSE THIS IS THE THREAD

>>211878861
Software/os design is way better now but older consoles look more soulful

>>211878936
i am the law

>>211878903
You've worked in nursing since you were 15?

>>211878924
Grim. No wonder theyre all tiny little manlets

>>211878888
checked

>>211878942
uh oh

>>211878962
not allowed

>>211878936
Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop?
Eating a poo. Get me out of here.

>>211878914
WE’RE TRYING TO HAVE A TEAMS MEETING YOU FOOL

>>211878936
like the first lawwwww

>>211878960
Howling

Meanwhile Irish Timmy catching feelings for Keisha omds

>>211878861
my soul eternally lives in y2k

Toby taking down heatherpaedo for us will make me love him forever :3

>>211878715
had a greek gf once and she had a MASSIVE hairy bush around her vagoo
hairless everywhere else but never shaved it

the government should make reggie gfs

>>211878718
nice. i only got 4k last year when i was made redundant

>>211878959
i think he'll finish when he's 30/31

uh I just like getting a rise out of people haha lol
the thread moved on now though so that was your 2 hours

thread should look at how the you-know-what spam stopped as he freaked out there

lads
Terry Wogan died

in flat and my neighbours often has noisy friends around (they do now)
I have went to sleep with both ear defenders and ear plugs last night and will do the same tonight
need to get a better flat
need to get more money
nice apartment building only for rich people
they are so loud

>>211878962
https://youtu.be/4r7gbmo-1Fs?list=RD4r7gbmo-1Fs

i"m this close to drinking the bastarding tonic wine

>>211878673
>the Cuckle Brothers
scromeeching

>>211879011
Fuck him up Toby rape him rip his eyeballs out and cum in the sockets

>>211879017
what about Joe Wogan

>>211879022
no doros

training 8 years to change demented old peoples' nappies
grim

that M3gan movie is 100% aimed at nonces

>>211878998
Stop?????? Stop. Stop. Stop. Fuckers on action? Jesus christ. Stop. Stop. Fucking kill her.

just opened my SIXTH bag of crisps today. lads, please give me some healthy alternative snacks I can eat instead of these demonic things that have me so fat and pudgy.

SHE'S KICKED BARRY OUT
BARRY IS GONE

>>211879021
send old bill round

>>211878993
Imagine trying to sell this n*gress on the slave market

officer cookie please I cant breathe

>>211879030
im 10 beers in, cheers brother

>>211879010
yeah thats pretty old to become a doctor i mean i wanna do it but it seems like that ship has sailed

>>211878825
why do you ask

barry from the cuckle brothers

the cuckle brothers painting their faces black and talking to eachother in patois

>>211879010
Oh I see. Had no idea that nurses spent that much time in school/training for that job. I thought you basically just had to get a certificate and you could get employed as a nurse. A lot of nurses here can't speak coherent English.

theyre laughing at you, not with you, heathermong

wish suspenders didn't go out of style (except among insufferable hipsters and unironic fedora-tipper type lads), they're a LOT more comfy than wearing a belt

>>211878997
grim
also are you irish diaspora?

the cuckle brothers buying second hand suits from oxfam and walking around the gherkin reception area

>>211879017
Is that Hulk Wogan’s real name?

still dont really know what mousenonce's crime was. was it just spam?

>>211878056
All of those kids are ugly, even the white one

>>211879096
screamng

>>211879054
I don't understand how people can be so loud
foreigners

Start doing THIS

>>211879103
avatar use and ban evasion

>>211879069
High iron levels correlate to liking women of colour

>>211879030
>>211879033
>>211879035
>>211879050
https://youtu.be/rWZYRgfj2zI?list=RDrWZYRgfj2zI

posting c-section (not safe for work)
even though someone else has been spamming the hymen image

the cuckle brothers be like

to pee
to poo

Clapping wildly and twerking uncontrollably as the big screen shows Toby stamping Heatherpaedo’s head into a fine pulp and then having a shit on the pile of pulp

Hope I dream of heather tonight

>>211879103
think of zeidbleg spam but instead of interracial one liners it's nonsensical rambling with cartoon images attached to them

>>211879134
scrambling

>>211879106
Based Mexican

Right, well that’s a woman shitting isn’t it

>>211879052
cheese and crackers

>>211879134
scrobitign

>>211879126
impersonating 4chan staff
>>211878386 (straight after posts were deleted)
impersonating 4chan staff

either he is or is not but there was 2 hours of spam back there which went unbanned until the community did something

Told the mods on the Irish subreddits I was suicidal and they banned me :/

I just wanted to talk to people

>>211879162
meltie incoming

>>211879155
hAHA Yes

>>211879103
like lcarus

>>211879162
sowwies :3

>>211879169
i dont give a shit if you have a "meltie" you annoying little freak. bugman tier to keep warning me before you have one

>>211879147
how is that anything but highly annoying
at least ziedy's posts are humorous

>>211879099
me on the left

>>211879127
im only horny for brown women so probably

lit a candle 3 minutes ago and I've just got an instant headache from it
wtf have they put in it

>>211879067
30 isnt old
you'd rather have a proper qualification at 30 with real life skills than nothing
plus medicine can take you anywhere in the world
t. 30yo just finishing my masters

>>211879190
>at least ziedy's posts are humorous
lol
he is a boring schizo who repeats the same shite over and over
he will never have the creativity of peak toby. never.

>>211879143
that would be a good dream tbf

heatherfreak is jealous of the attention mousenonce (organically) receives so now he’s decided to bring the entire thread to a halt with scat spam and interracial porn

>>211879208
jajasj una vela

There ain't no party like an S-club party

NIGGER

>>211879040
>>211879040
https://youtu.be/7tf1wzg4rdE

cmon brother

peak toby was literally feeding his pet rat energy drinks
ziedy has done what, exactly? kid on to be sponsored by companies? so crazyyy

its one person defending him or the state of the thread and how it is and has been for the last 2 hours

if you read his posts its important to remember that his "statements" are actually opinions that are not declared and transparent

>>211879190
they’re only humorous to you, a pedophile with an autistic obsession with black cock

heathermong taking it from a dozen small boat cronem for 'satire'

>>211879204
>im only horny for brown women
>lives in norway
Holy grimness

I hate noisy foreigners
they come to our country and make noise
"HAHAHAHAHA" - noisy foreigner
be quite
you should learn manners if you want to live here

Jealous heathermelty ongoing as we speak

Whoa, ass ahoy.

>>211879243
a true comedian, like vito at the gay club

>>211879260
no brians

>>211879259
what, like the spaz freaking out 10 minutes ago, which people are still laughing at him for as he goes into another?

can someone consult the rulebook on the state of the brians being posted, please.

bequethed

>>211879239
reggie is still mine and will never be yours sorry

>>211879261
he could probably get a prescription

Ziednonce and heathermong hate Mousey so much because they have to spam the thread literally nonstop for 13 hours a day to get even a fraction of the attention Mousey gets (organically) with just one or two posts.

shit a poo nigger arse

>>211878085
>>211878993
Are the Ioyrish as desperate for brown immigrant poon as Ioyrish-Americans?

>>211879259
heatherpaedo cannot accept that no matter how many hours he invests here, he will never be seen as anything more than a terrible poster

his whole fucking life is this shot general and he cant even make it work

just saw some aliens in rdr2

>>211879314
it's chewsday innit

>>211879322
>>211879322
>>211879322

>>211879228
this https://youtu.be/jIxEiRggxC0?list=RDjIxEiRggxC0

WHITE POWER

>>211879067
yanks can't become doctors until 30 at the absolute minimum because they'd start medical school at 22 and graduate at 26, and then have to do 4 years of residency and become fully qualified doctors at 30
not to mention a lot of them have to spend a few after finishing their bachelors doing work related to the field to pad out their resume to even get into medical school

>>211879772
thing is i will be starting at 23

>>211878651
why not just work on a degree in nursing?
they are eliminating nurses aide jobs and piling that onto the nurses shoulders