no edition fuck you

First for Toby.

first for he should be voted out

Sucking a poo barm

reddit's mad like

First for late firsts

Sir Pure Satire

>at least ziedys posts are humorous

>>211879343
imagine the husband thinking he's last on the list

niggering a poo shit and a paki piss wee

>>211879368
this is the post

WHITE POWER
FUCK KEBABS
https://youtu.be/xMfORltyfzc?list=RDxMfORltyfzc

1 gp status...?

>>211879352
me except I only scran the bars

>>211879352
they still questbars in the uk? pengers but not seen in any in years

>>211879358
heathermong says that shit because he emulates zied's posts entirely (he isn't original himself) and desperately hopes he is funny too

mentally ill mousenonce could never make such relevant social commentary as ziedbelg does on a daily basis
https://vocaroo.com/1dRALXLrBGkD

>>211879352
25% fat beef mince for me

im new to /brit/ who are all the namefags?

>>211879352
might start buying them bars purely for the calories

paki piss arse nigger desu

I'll do magic mushrooms to see if they fix my brain. If they don't I'll just kill myself.

avatar/signature

>>211879352
for me it's whisky/bacon scented soaps and other manly skincare products for men

>>211879401
lurk moar newfag

>>211879396
you’re a paedophile who fantasises about sex with black men

>>211879401
Irrelevant sad cunts, like pretty much all namefags

>>211879396
this is avatar/signature usage as toberto has just pointed out, but will never be banned for it

almost had a panic attack. thankfully the moment passed.

>>211879401
my name is nigger poowank

Absolutely terrible thread.

I dont wanna be bannd again
so im just gonna say i dont like jews and muslims
in kind words. ii hope u understand.

>>211879419
im assuming heathermong is the one who posts pics from that girls stream
and you must be rorke

>>211879431
ktim in gym earlier
bizarre moment

>>211879396
ziedbelg created the song of summer 2025 like it's nothing
he's a very talented guy

>>211879429
CORR claire

theres no reason why people shouldnt be allowed to post MLP, other than all of you would start jerking off to it in secret and find it shameful

god i miss mousechad
heatherfreak and belgnonce are so shite

>>211879440
ponies

>>211879443
mousenonce came back and had a melty and killed off all the interesting, fun, original discussion we were having

>and you must be rorke
fucking scratkgeiming

>>211879456
toby trvke

piss in a niggerly fashion and poo paki

Need a vile plume of disgusting ass funk from Emma Watson’s arse directly up my nostrils.

to do so
its an old archaic rule and they have their own board now. of course there is never "no reason" to change a rule

oh dear
now we can see which posts were his in the last thread

one hundred percent not wishing i was having gay sex right now

>>211879454
Love our Claire me x

we were having the best thread in weeks until ratnonce came back and decided he wanted to hog all the attention for himself

>>211879444
yes, they gonna ban u for racism if u say i quote "fuck musslims and fuck jeews" never say this.

>>211879352
me on the bottom

>>211879451
thought i was past this shit. panic attacks in my fucking 30s.

>>211879500
t. the jealous freak who just fucked himself

>>211879500
sybau

>>211879505
wtf is primrose oil for

>>211879500
is the best thread in weeks in the room with us right now?

>>211879444
You are so based

>>211879500
you and your boyfriend running scared from mousechad, heatherpaedo?

>>211879505
most fish oil is rancid by the time you buy it
don't take it, not good for you

>>211879499

a poo
a nigger poo
shit poo

Cuz we need each other
We believe in one another
And I know we are going to uncover
What's sleeping in our souls

the cuckle brothers fear the mighty mousey

>>211879519
menstruation
>>211879527
i noticed that

>>211879539
roaring

>>211878576

>>211879500
Stop. You filthy litte whore. You dopamine enjoyer you bitch. You bitch daughter of a line of bitches. Fucking stop. Get it?
Stop. C'mon. Stop. Stop. Stop. C'mon. Stop. Stop. God? Stop. Do not be a movie. Because I am going to be great and you just stop there. For fuck sake. C'mon genes work. Nigger.

>>211879505
where's the oestrogen

mouseGOD drinking happy shopper energy drink out of heathermong's skill while raping ziedbelg up the arse

>>211879552
Egyptian spambot on a mad one.

still dont get fish oil or even what it does

Is mousey really here? I don't think so

>>211879566
Sorry. But you need to stop. Lol.

>>211879582
he has risen

even the bot told him to fuck off

>>211879510
van gogh was a neurotic
and he was a genius
take it in stride lad x

>>211879580
Pricy gimmick that you don't need because the Swedes consume lots of healthy fish oils in their diet.

might buy one of those tiny electric fans i see women using
heat is doing a number on my tits too

Smooth criminal is the best Michael Jackson song

>>211879505
very thirdie image lel

>>211879582
he's back or someone actually decent at imitating him for once is

>>211879610
more of them should do this

>>211879500
I’d welcome Toby any day over the constant cuck spam.

a great niggersome poo and a pakiful wee to you all

>In his Complete Diaries, Vol. II. p. 711, Theodore Herzl, the founder of Zionism, says that the area of the Jewish State stretches: “From the Brook of Egypt to the Euphrates.”

>Rabbi Fischmann, member of the Jewish Agency for Palestine, declared in his testimony to the U.N. Special Committee of Enquiry on 9 July 1947: “The Promised Land extends from the River of Egypt up to the Euphrates, it includes parts of Syria and Lebanon.”

So uh, if "from the river to the sea" is a 'genocidal statement', then what's this meant to be?

>>211879617
its very good but l prefer Beat It

Jews are an existential threat to humanity.

>>211879598
if i were a genius it would have cropped up by now
ive had to accept im a low iq loser

fuck it we ballin out tonite

>>211879628
toby is based and he makes heathermong seethe and shit his pants so that's great too

>>211879624
Someone was pretending to be him last night I doubt it's him

>>211879637
no wonder brave Greta is fuming

>>211879624
>>211879649
it's him
the other day i checked /cum/ and he was doing his routine there too

watching doccy who
the witches are going to kill shakespeare oh no

rorke getting blackout drunk at his sisters wedding

lmao

>>211879677
mad how they never had an episode in dinosaur times

>>211879617
for me its PYT

Sir Poo Nigger

>(War's too nasty) grrah, grrah
>(Yo, turn that shit up) grrah-grrah
>Grrt, baow, baow-baow-baow (like)

>Like, every opp shot, nigga (everything dead)
>Grrt, baow, baow-baow-baow (smokin' all deads, nigga)
>Suck my dick (ayy, grrah-grrah)
>Don't run, don't trip, like
>Don't run, don't trip, like (dubski)

is music subjective?

>>211879672
yay! >-<

Iranian missles getting twitchy
Nun lil schlomo cud do xx

>>211879709
Post fucking machines

>>211879709
post fucking machines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ_joicK8S4

>>211879537

actually surprisingly easy to lie to the gf

>>211879709

>>211879709
Yeah no american should die for these "people"

>>211879683
Sorry. Stop it. Fucking stop. Jesus. Stop. Stop it. Lol. Stop. Stop. Fucking stop. Fucking stop. Stop it. Stop. Lol. Stop.
God help me here. Fucker!

>>211879746
makes me sick

>>211879742
gaslighting

bet there's no gays in lran

It’s a shame that we were having the best thread we have had in weeks and that was all ruined out of jealousy.

>>211879761
They legit make gay people become trannies

a nigger coloured poo
or a poo coloured nigger
who can say

>>211879758
Detestable rodents aren't they

>>211879765
kill yourself paedophile

maybe if you give a shit about "getting a rise out of people" and attention you learn about how to do it properly

>>211879736
fair enjoyed this part

is it just me or what? i mean, bloody hell

>>211879677
nah he'll be alri

del GATO

Why isn't Russia helping Iran?

theyre laughing at you, not with you

In Iran, transgender identity is recognized through sex reassignment surgery. Sex reassignment surgeries are partially financially supported by the state. Some homosexual individuals in Iran have been pressured to undergo sex reassignment surgery in order to avoid legal and social persecution for being gay. In sex reassignment surgeries carried out, Iran ranks second in the world after Thailand.

>>211879815
Please die.

Ziedbelg would be politely reminding you of the fact that the lovely Katies is still getting dehymenised by the small boat cronem

>>211879814
Don't worry about it kitten

>>211879821
lmao

>>211879814
winning too hard in Ukraine

What's about the big boat cronem?

How do you know who mousey is from the posts? I genuinely can’t tell

>>211879527
this
tried fish oil capsules when i was a kid and they smelt and tasted foul
definitely rancid, probably the biggest supplement meme there is

>>211879709
must be weird to be that brown and still have tanlines
unless it's a really dark tan i dunno

>>211879853
He's one of a kind

>>211879853
we all know and love him :3

>>211879853
He's anyone heathertard wants him to be.

>>211879814
russia's hardly going to make the classic german mistake of fighting a war on two fronts

>>211879840
Jesus. I wish I was in Russian. Stop. Cut it. Luck. Die.

Just dropped a slug into the bleach-filled toilet bowl, will be shitting on its corpse tomorrow morning

heatherpaedo ban evasion

>>211879815
Couple of teenagers called me a fat bastard in the pub so I patted my stomach and gave a thumbs up that made everyone laugh, thought I had handled the situation pretty well but my brother later told me when I raised my hand to give a thumbs up my t-shirt lifted up revealing the bottom of my tummy which stayed there after lowering my hand.

this humidity is insane

>>211879797

>>211879857
she looks like a brown lily philips if you look close enough

best timmy culd do

>UK's unemployment rate has hovered around full employment (which is equal to 5%, don't ask) for a decade straight
even during peak covid it was 5.3%

that still means over 9 million economically inactive people but still that's pretty gud desu

has been very gradually rising though from 3.6% three years ago to 4.6% today.

>>211879853
you'll know when you see mousechad

hopefully heatherposter and the belgian will be back tomorrow with a vengeance and give us some more amazing threads like the one this evening

Malaponte here
Ive been monitoring the situation for the past several days

heatherconvictedchildmolester melty

>>211879883
Stop? Christ. Jesus. God. Something. Where?

>>211879881
ktim with spiders lol

>>211879898
Irish boys take what no-one else wants
Iron does a number on their brains

>>211879887
probably best that you didnt know so you could at least look like you didnt care to some people
>>211879905
get them out every day then

>>211879909
got a few grey hairs now charlie

Japanese.

>>211879909
scruffy looking these days
more than a few grey hairs

it's too hot

i will be getting naked

i may livestream it

your honour the hymen snapped

Genuinely hope heathermong dies tomorrow

is he actually belgian
give me qrd

>>211879944
Stop.

>>211879909
get the spammers to stop will you mate

so hes samefagging and trying to start it again

called this fat old cunt an old hag once
she said "you'll be old too one day"
so I called her a fat old hag
done her up like a kippah

>>211879909
Hairy and brown as always.

I have incredibly infected feet but doc says I have to stop drinking first cos of liver or some shit idk

saw a video of gordon ramsay at 19 training under marco pierre white
he had that corrugated forehead even as a very young lad

No, Genghis Khan was not raised as a Christian. He was born around 1162 AD in Mongolia, and his early life and upbringing were shaped by Mongolian culture and traditions.

The Mongols were largely shamanistic, believing in a spiritual world that was connected to the natural world. They worshipped various spirits, including the eternal blue sky (Tengri), and believed in ancestral spirits and other supernatural beings.

Genghis Khan's family and tribe were likely influenced by various cultures and traditions, including Buddhism, Taoism, and Islam, which were present in the regions they interacted with. However, there is no evidence to suggest that Genghis Khan was raised as a Christian.

It's worth noting that the Mongols were generally tolerant of different faiths, and Genghis Khan himself was known to have interacted with Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, and others. He even employed people from different religious backgrounds in his administration, and his court was known to be a melting pot of different cultures and faiths.

Some of Genghis Khan's family members and successors did convert to Christianity, particularly Nestorian Christianity, which was a significant Christian denomination in Asia during the Mongol period. For example, Genghis Khan's daughter-in-law, Sorghaghtani Beki, was a Nestorian Christian, and some of his other relatives and descendants also practiced Christianity.

However, Genghis Khan himself remained a shamanist and adhered to the traditional Mongolian spiritual practices throughout his life.

>>211879818
>Y-you can't do that...w-what about my tranny waifu who plays video games with me online?? How am I supposed to suck hi- I mean HER penis if there's no penis to suck!!!! My little penis princess NOOOOOOOO

dun worry about it

>>211879953
Zeidbelg is a Belgian man in his 30s who lives with his mother. He used to post in /nederaad/ but at some point he moved here.

>>211879981
Please?

How do I ask a girl out

what a parasite
truly, he is a parasite

heatherspacker getting the most out of his final days

8:39 of pure tunagr

>>211879970
One only one of these things is true

>>211879989
>ask
remove choice

>>211879909

>>211879993
Stop.

last day of toil tomorrow cos I've switched to a 4 day work week
absolutely ecstatic lads
three day weekends every week get in there

>>211879900
christ the 80s must have been grim

>>211879989
Ask when her parents aren't around.

filling young and highly fertile white wombs is a cronem pastime

>>211880009
the fish gf

comfy

>>211880012
t.

>>211880020
Withnail and I is spot on for it's depiction of the grim 80s

>>211880020
Not if you had a job
Employment now doesn't mean what it meant in the 80s. In the 80s you had a proper job and a proper contract.

blgn on

>The melty commences

>>211879999
Don't worry, if it's banned I won't miss this site

got some yincrow x6s as per the recommendation of a lad here the other day, the sound is great but they keep falling out of my ears because they don't feature those rubber doohickeys that make them stick in your ears, instead they've got foam coverings

>>211880048
https://voca.ro/1lT6n3H3mkhS
Death.

>>211880067
>he fell for the earbud meme

>>211880048
it was set in the 60s though weren't it?

>>211879971
Giz a look then

>>211880037
All these men are married and have eight kids
How many are married and have eight kids?

belg on

>>211880060
Because you will be hanging yourself with your tard strap lmao

>>211880054
also a house and a wife and kids at 25
want to die

remember to check your six

>>211880048
It was the 70s thoughever

in the Alex Jones case, testimony of Owen (on the stand) video, the current laws in America (anti-SLAPP) wouldve helped the defense and harmed the plantiff, as it is clear that the lawyers motif for questioning was to undermine the legitimacy of the show (spitefully trying to cause harm to the show via a communication to the shows listeners), which didnt happen in this trial despite him undermining a lot of his own argument for the plantiff because of the nature of the case giving him a free win to lose this one

>>211880079
No.

>>211880078
i've got one of those indentations in my cranium where headphones would sit and i don't want it getting any deeper

im 30 years old and regularly get notifications in my email that i have less than $50 in my bank account

>>211880088
That will be you, Timmy

>>211880099
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Withnail_and_I
>Loosely based on Robinson's life in London in the late 1960s, the plot follows two unemployed actors, Withnail and "I" (portrayed by Richard E. Grant and Paul McGann, respectively), who share a flat in Camden Town in 1969.

>>211880113
your only hobby being taken away from you
nun you could do x

>>211880091
this is a threat
>>211880098
, so he would not have been carried through the case and his questioning of the stand

Wonder which type is the most common

He is literally on the ropes

>>211880129
piss bucket 1 hour a day

>>211880067
that was me lad, glad you like the sound :)
you could try hooking the cable around your ear
or if you're still having trouble with the fit you can try silicone rings, they will change the sound a bit though

he was also carried through something else I forgot. at one point he undermined his own argument completely
>but it wasnt to win/lose it was just questioning him
couldve had it stricken from the record

>>211880136
wonder if lasses with imperforate fannies have periods, does the blood just build up in there until it bursts out or someone pops her cherry?

80s

Sure is crazy how the last several hours have in fact only been one hour

gettin ready to meet katy for skirt lift insertion

>>211880157
ahh probably for the best they've just got the foam coverings, those rubber bits can get absolutely rank with ear wax, and the falling out issue isn't a huge concern, it's just not as tight a fit as i'm used to

Google said (for cribriform type hymen) that the most common problems, which probably apply to the one you mentioned, are menstrual and tampon problems, difficulties with sex, and that surgery can be done on those people in some way

>>211880136
mad that I will never see a single one of these in my life

>>211880196
nothing a bbc dicking can't resolve

small boat cronem popping heatherboi's imperforated back hymen

>oh you don't know all the /brit/ personalities?

yeah surely the hymen is to prevent communication between the rectum and vagina then?

>>211880221
Kek

reckon rockstar is deliberately waiting until near the end of the current console generation's lifecycle so they can sell gta 6 twice within a couple of years

>>211880210
Why so sure of that?

>>211880235
I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo

>>211880233
they never rereleased rdr2 tbf

heathermong up all early morning resetting his router for a 'laugh'

>>211880223
how and why would a rectum and vagina communicate?

>>211880233
apparently its going to cost like $80 too

>>211879979
he united the tribes and defeated a powerful witch then conquered eurasia pretty cool

>>211880249

>>211880252
You not seen that South Park episode?

>>211880252
because they dont have a prostate or something
why would the hymen be involved in a rectal fistula?

>>211880253
to be fair i don't mind for a massive game like that, i don't think it's fair that shitty games and good games alike should be the same price new
does set a worrying precedent thougheverbeit

sad to say but this thread does not pass the bechdel test

Waste time with a masterpiece, don't waste time with a masterpiece (huh)
You should be rorke with me, yeah you should be rorke with me, ah (rorke)
You're a real-life fantasy, you're a real-life fantasy (huh)
But you're movin' so carefully, let's start livin' dangerously (rorke baby)

>>211879979
my ancestor :)

theres no section for the hymen but I saw an image of it

we pop katie hymens but first, we eat

Remember when mounce killed a swan and posted it on /an/

On a night out with the cast of Skins, Ewen Spencer captured millennial hedonism in all its unabated, messy glory

>>211880214
No need to tell us about your Friday night plans heathertard

>>211880281
a lot of people have said that. you all just want your game finally and thats valid

>>211880304
Jew. You are fired. Stop. At least you know...

>>211880316
that desi boy felt so out of place

>>211880343
mad he's the only one that became successful after skins

>>211880325
chatbot response

heatherboi setting the racial filters in grindr for 'satire'

>>211880358
well the others actually did all them drugs

Got a good reason
For taking the easy way out
Got a good reason
For taking the easy way out now
She was a day tripper
A one way ticket, yeah
It took me so long to find out
And I found out
She's a big teaser
She took me half the way there
She's a big teaser
She took me half the way there, now
She was a day tripper
One way ticket, yeah
It took me so long to find out
And I found out
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Tried to please her
She only played one night stands
Tried to please her
She only played one night stands, now
She was a day tripper
Sunday driver, yeah
It took me so long to find out
And I found out
Day tripper, yeah
Day tripper, yeah
Day tripper
Day tripper, yeah
Day tripper

>>211880358
Nicolas Hoult is in loads of things

by the way the operation is done at a very young age (I guess it has to be open for women to be OK)

Stop. Stop. Fuckek.

>>211880322
eat the jobbie monkeh!

>>211880289
employed woman talks about anime

Can't get drunk on just beers anymore. Need the whiskey to get a buzz.

>>211879527
>>211879855
They're not rancid, you're just children who can't stand fishy flavours

Perseus with the head of Medusa

Heathermongo prison showers rape

Absolutely despise tradies. Bunch of wankers who couldn't finish school so started a business because they learned how to use a screwdriver.

was round the twist popular in britain?
paul jennings is a great writer of children's horror type books, but i hated that show as a kid

screma

>>211880397
K

hope this inspires you neetbergs

>>211880414
yes it gave me several nightmares and now the theme song is in my head

>>211880414
yes especially the episode with him kissing his sister

I am literally not a pedophile

>>211880414
STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN
WHEN YOU'RE GOIN ROUND THE TWIST

Irish Timmy's blended family

bored lads. whatsa g ood game i can pirate?

>>211880391
not on the wine, Pierre?

>>211880425
ai slop

>>211880396
https://raypeat.com/articles/articles/fishoil.shtml

>>211880408
loud uncouth wankers
gawk at you from their white vans too

>>211880434
Schmuck.

>>211880434
Portal 1 and 2

lads
what would you rate this girl out of 10
she considers herself a 6

>>211880435
I'm English. I have no beers. No whiskey. Just these chocolate covered gooseberries from Grape Tree.

>>211880434
I liked Hades and that runs on anything

>>211880425
And if he'd finished his bachelors he might have learnt how to write too

>>211880460
beat em both

>>211880467
Rebel against it.

oh scream oh screm oh scraem oh screams

>>211880467
7

need my twink cunt pounded

>>211880397
>the temptation of christ (Botticelli)

>>211880467
8 for not being fat or ugly

>>211880482
Talos Principle

um

>>211880490
Sorry.

>>211880446
>raypeat
lol

>>211880467
7 or 8 idk
putting someone's looks downs to a number feels so reductive
But I do think that if she brushed her hair, did her make up better and put some proper clothes on she could be one of the better looking women in most rooms

basedyank

Peaters won

>>211880501
Russian.

>>211880397
>>211880498
Yes we all know you want to lick this fat cunt's arse hole clean
Stop spamming his ugly mug you incel bore

>>211880500
didnt like it

the king (quotes)
>"You bloody silly fool!" Said to a car park attendant who didn't recognise him
ktim
probably actually me
>>211875670

Getting hydrated. Going to sleep at normal times. Reading.

>>211880508
is this supposed to be a refutation?

>>211880525

>>211880548
Ray Peat is complete and utter pseudoscience, get a clue fucktard

>Yes we all know you want to lick this fat cunt's arse hole clean
>Stop spamming his ugly mug you incel bore

>>211880579
source on this statement?

>>211880543
left out his best one: when he met an aboriginal Australian and asked him he was still throwing spears

>>211880589
source on this statement?

getting the gay bondage porn on in a bit

>>211880608
utter failure of a hatpost
i shall retire from posting

[a kave, nay, a buffoon i am!]

>>211880622
>>211880622

>>211880606
I remember that one, and
>"If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" Said in relation to the proposal to ban firearms in the UK following the Dunblane shooting

We’re talking about tonight’s gravy