By posting in this thread You pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all.

there's an article that describes catfaggot perfectly but he'd never read it if I linked

Got 2 double hamburgers instead of cheeseburgers for the macros. 20g of protein on 330 cal not so bad

>>211883884
yeah if you ate that for half your RDA of calories you would literally die because of 100g of protein (apparently to all of that and its all not true, people are just beta)

The Darth title originated not with the Sith, but with the ancient Rakatans who ruled the galaxy in a fierce and mighty Empire thousands of years before the Republic existed. They were very powerful in the dark side and they built the Star Forge.

morning poo in full swing

>>211883924
another hour in bed after the poo I reckon
fuck toilberg gon do?

The very early Sith did not use the Darth title as you can see in their names such as Ajunta Pal, Naga Sadow, Ludo Kresh, Tulak Hord, etc.

>>211883936
actually i’m leaving for toil in 15 minutes, us tradies start at 06:45 lad

I'm gonna drive on the left side of the road for the first time when I visit Scotland here in a few months
I'm anxious aboot it

>>211883964
and I'm suggesting you fuck that off and get back into bed

>>211883841 (OP)
did yanks really have to say this bizarre brainwashy pledge of allegiance every day at school?

Some historians suggest that "Darth" is actually a corruption of the Rakata word Daritha, meaning "emperor". Others note another Rakatan connection: the words for "triumph" or "conquest" in Rakatan is darr, and the word for "death" is tah, leading to the theory that "Darth" is derived from darr tah and therefore means "triumph over death" or "immortal".

>>211884028
no one has to say it. in fact nignogs will oftentimes take the opportunity to pointedly not say it to make a point about racism o algo

>>211883884
Theyre garbage without cheese

>>211884005
the older British man pheno is something to behold

>>211883974
Rented a car in England for about 3 days and did 1 really long journey in it, the major roads were fine but I never got used to it. Do you have to drive?

Might never eat from McZogs again that was total shite

>>211884090
aye I already paid for the rental and it's non refundable
plus I wanna get around and see the countryside beyond Glasgow and Edinburgh
it'll be fine. ill just make sure I get liability insurance

>>211884097
*shit
don't be embarrassing

so catyank the fatwank can avatar fag for hours and not receive a single ban

almost as if...he's a ... you know

>>211884116
Im one of the lads idk about you

The ancient Rakatans ruled Korriban which is why a Star Map was there and therefore one can see how the Darth title could have been picked up by the ancient Sith through cultural osmosis as it were.

>>211884028
In Texas, we would also pledge allegiance to the Texas flag

>>211884113
It's not that bad, I just suffer from some kind of retardation for sides of things. The trickiest part was the right turns into left lanes, that is ONE STEP TOO FAR if you ask me

Jerpoosalem

>>211884113
The countryside driving was one of my favorite parts of the trip all around, I'm jealous, godspeed, don't let them bring you down. They need to remember who's in charge sometimes.

I'm so pissed off I didn't win the euromillions

Darth Andeddu for example used the title of Darth almost three thousand years before Darth Revan.
Darth Andeddu became the King of Prakith, a world in the Deep Core. His holocron was discovered by Darth Bane and later by Count Dooku and later by Darth Krayt.

gonna sue the lotto for emotional damage

>>211884192
forgot to manifest didn't you

>>211884196
we dont care
stop spamming this off topic shite

On the xanny devitos

>>211884224
Well that's jolly rude of you if you don't mind my saying so

>>211884222
how does one manifest >>211884224

>>211884143
based

>>211884256
it's like praying but for mentally ill people

>>211884246
fuck off

>>211884246
stop being so autistic nigga

Multiple blasts heard in Tel Aviv

>>211884244
prefer rivvies myself (clonazepam)

>>211884304

>>211884304
heard that iran has lost hundreds of people while israel has only lost like 12

What's the word for when you're really craving something that's bad for you. Like, you know it's bad for you, and it makes you feel bad when you don't have it, so you procure it despite knowing it makes you feel worse long-term but it makes you feel better short-term

>>211884328
heard that you've never lost your virginity

>>211884342
scd45d

>>211884342
screamign

>>211884342
not true, in fact i remember the song i lost my 'ginity to (it was "the power of love" by huey louis and the news)

>>211884341
indulging? I feel that way about green monster
I love the taste of it but it makes me feel like arse

remember when people used to discuss things on here? why is everybody just posting cunty passive aggressive le hyper ironic memes and not saying anything? is it zoomers or bots? what is going on this place is ACTUALLY dire now

really think a lot of people in western countries (not just muzzy immigrants) are fed up with israel but we're being coerced into taking their side

>>211884378
You know what I miss. Go ahead, guess. No no no. I miss E3 coverage on G4/Tech TV, that's what I miss.

>>211884378
Cat chad is the only one who says anything substantial.

>>211884378

>>211884342
mad how virgins are hated across the world when we're supposed to be worshipped like gods

getting more racist by the day

>>211884387
he's talking about star wars lore mate, as much as i'd love to join in i don't want to broadcast my virginity any further than i already have

>>211884378
/brit/ has always sucked ass lil bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6o-g7O0yjo

>>211884304
Hospital just got blasted in Beersheba

>be millennial
>get roasted by old people for years in the early 2010s for being "entitled" and spending money on avocado toast and lattes
>be 2018-now
>get roasted by zoomers for apparently being more cringe than they are (patently untrue)
middle children of history

>>211883912
This type of star wars lore studying is insanely spasticated. George Lucas just came up with the name Darth Vader because he thought it sounded cool, then later someone came up with this arbitrary nonsense backstory in a spin of media designed to milk money from mongs who will buy anything with a star wars label on it.
Only a fault in your autistic data collecting brain has made you think it's at all interesting and worth paying attention too.

racism is the biggest threat to our way of life right now…

Rights for whites -- it's not complicated.

>>211884496
boomers and zoomers are mouth breathers, i shit on them

Did you know that the rebel base on Yavin IV, seen in A New Hope, used to be a Sith temple?
Yes indeed! It used to belong to the Sith Lord Exar Kun, who lived in the time shortly before Darth Revan.

>>211884496
lil zoomer over here still mentally 16 years old and living in 2018 lmfao. By all metrics you people are poorer, more virginous, more shut-in, autistic freaks. Dont throw stones when you live in a glass house

>>211884496
High expectations from boomer parents, we're all going to college and going to own homes and start families and build credit, little to no shot for the most of us to upward mobilize even slightly, been popping pills since gradeschool. And that's all based. I love it.

>>211884540
Star Wars is so gay

>>211884535
everyone always forgets about xoomers
they had nihilism and laziness and that's about it, pretty chill generation

The IDF waited for dozens of senior IRGC officers to move to the “secret” location, in the mountains outside of Tehran, and then killed them all at the same time.
This is just like that scene from Star Trek Into Darkness when they realize the plan was to use Star Fleet's own crisis management against itself by attacking the specific boardroom the commanders would meet in.

>>211884558
you're over 30 and it's 5:44am meaning you're either getting up for work and choosing to spend your precious pre-toil hours seething at people for being younger than you or you're a 30+ neet, lol.

never seen a successful zoomer before. they're all miserable handholdless virgins at 25 loooooool

>>211884584
yeah mate just the pasta alfredo for me mate cheers

>>211884558
i said i was a millennial, i'm 30 years old nigga

>>211884571
Cool opinion you have there gayboy

So i just did a thing now the zoomer pissbabys are shitting their nappies

All these modern porn stars and pop singers aren't doing it for me at all. Nasty trollop jezebels that's what I've ALWAYS said.

>>211884598
No habla ingles

The rebel base in A New Hope was formerly a Sith temple thousands of years previously, and later Luke used it as the Jedi Academy when he started the New Jedi Order.

I said they're nasty, they're trollops, and they're jezebels. Not even hot. Looking back though... was Brtiney Spears ever really hot? I don't know, I don't know. Carmen Electra is kind of mannish too. Am I gay?

>>211884587
I'm quite well adjusted, I am going to toil. I just like to remind zoomers, whom 70% of all males have reportedly never seen a human vagina in person before, just how pathetic and cretinous they are. Like mate, you people bought the used bath water of a 4/10 twitch streamer. We're not the same. Even the gen alphas are calling you losers now. They're discovering just how pathetic zoomers are.

>>211884657
kill urself broski

>>211884662
>I'm quite well adjusted, I am going to toil
what do you want a fucking award for that

>>211884662
toil nice and early and you're spending these precious few minutes with steam coming out your ears because there's people that exist who are younger than you, where's your wife? why aren't you sharing a breakfast with her instead?

>>211884677
Project on you gingerpedo freak

>>211884662
Ive never seen a bagena BUT ive never ever bought bathwater

was just handed a trophy for arriving to toil on time, and why yes i’m a millennial

>>211884687
Only a manchild would value breakfast as much as you do. At the end of the day your only response is "you're seething dood", but everything I'm saying is true.

>>211884705
yeah that's all well and good but i want to see the bikini slag

>>211884719
if you was clued up you'd know zoomers have nicotine for breakfast you old fart
the point was primarily aimed at the wife part but you've seemed to block that one out completely likely because it cuts a little deep, the younger zoomertoilers mention their gfs a lot? does it hurt?

older. fatter. balder. (You).

If you're not busy being born, /brit/, well then you're busy dying

been almost 2 weeks since my last drink, am fucking bored out of my mind

>>211884743
Why are you typing like a black londoner? You come across as very mentally ill. A consequence of a lifetime of looking at tablets and phones and gaming pcs and tiktok has rotted your ability to converse normally "lil bro" on god

>>211884774
cenno soon, she'll be right

>>211884774
That's impossible, you would have dehydrated by now

>>211884782
please point to which word of my post is wogspeak
I'll wait

>>211884774
grow up

i dont like "biboo" avatar

where am i supposed to get drugs now that archetyp has been shut down? bloody basterd bich

>>211884814

>>211884811
she looks awfully smug
correction needed!

>>211884805
>you was
>cuts a little deep

Also the cadence of your prose has a kind of african rhythm to it if you read it back in a london roadman accent like this:

>the point was primarily aimed at the wife part but you've seemed to block that one out completely likely because it cuts a little deep

it has this kind of jump, YOOKAYYY GRIME tone to it

ohhh my dayzzzz if you was cluuuuedd up senpai

>>211884847
wow, wow, WOW! are you mentally ill
impressive

>>211884847
Why are you obsessed with black men

>Also the cadence of your prose has a kind of african rhythm to it if you read it back in a london roadman accent like this:

>I'll snap your ja-ACK!

woooooooowwww are yoo mentally ill bro?

I got yelled at for an hour because I said I was glad my ex was being beat. My mom and aunt were talking about they saw photos of her with bruises and I said it was good

>>211884847

>the cadence of your prose has a kind of african rhythm to it if you read it back in a london roadman accent

the point was pryyymarrily aimed at the wyfe part but yooo seemd to block dat won out commmpletly lykke because it cutz a lil deep you get me??

>the cadence of your prose has a kind of african rhythm to it if you read it back in a london roadman accent like this:

>>211884881
really need to learn how to kick like this in a fight
feel like it's the most underrated thing to do

hes having a proper meltdown now

>>211884962
can we get a cadence analysis on his meltie real quick?

now hes spamming bradley walsh and being le ironic in embarassment

>Also the cadence of your prose has a kind of african rhythm to it if you read it back in a london roadman accent like this:

So this is what sounds like a spastic voice to you. Notice the ebb and flow of my speech as the words finalise and begin accordingly. This is referred to as annunciation and I think its something you need to work on

meltie from the camden paki

>>211884953
My brother kicked me in the leg like that once because I said MMA was gay and it was the worst dead leg I've ever had in my life. Would be neat to learn.

cadence

>>211885040
you werent wrong thoughbeit

>>211885050
okay, wow.

>>211885050
MODS

rattled a few cages this morning. big words confuse the ESL programmed bots on here, its what triggered this autistic meltdown lmfao

>>211885072
>Also the cadence of your prose has a kind of african rhythm to it if you read it back in a london roadman accent like this:

cadencemong rattling the runt cage from the inside

I have eaten poo.

Why should I care if my ex is getting beat by her boyfriend

>>211885118
cared enough to post about it

in the sewer all alone

>>211885130
Well I was yelled at all day because when my mom and aunt asked me to help because they were looking at her insta and they saw her with black eyes. I said it was good and I don't have to worry

mad how I used to jerk to teacher porn very often while in school but stopped immediately after graduating

im back
feel like shit

mad how we’re all going to die for israel

>>211885275
'

>>211885275
i'm not, got mental health you see

gfberg says she's bisexual (but don't all women these days huh?) says she's like maybe 70% into men and 30% into women
i have hope that we can set up a threesome with one of her friends sometime

Babylon too rough

1km more and 3 of my eggs will hatch pokemon

>>211885307
does pokemon go really have a feature where eggs hatch with the amount of irl steps you take
that's pretty cool if so

don't know why i'm so nice to people lately, i used to be a real nasty rude bastard, maybe my test levels are dropping as i age

I'd like to report a biomass encroachment on my Lebensraum

>>211885340
the rare good yank post

>>211885334
high test actually makes you more calm
it's low test that makes people real catty and bitchy

benched 2pl8s for reps at gymtoil today

>>211885332
no I cheated and spammed the square button on Android without changing apps to make my character run. maybe be wrong but I think it was 1.5km

>>211885372
congrats, you've officially made it, time to stop lifting and start shagging

second poo of today

Anyone know anything about "adult social care"? I've been offered a care worker since I'm autistic and living alone. What's the likelihood of it being an attractive woman? Because otherwise I'm not interested

someone caught the Fearow before I got there (from the little bar of some Pokemon)

this nigga playing pokemon go

>>211885418
will be a nigerian person, unironically

won't be the same person every day either, just different nigerian folks

mad how well i treat arseholeberg with its hygiene, whilst the wilkins keeps having to suffer through the beatings

just caught a dynamax Grookey
I really do not like you Canada. also you never stfu

mousenonce loves his pokemon go

>>211885427

two white people

>>211885446
love you too lil nigga

Finding out about the Rotherham shit has made me lose all respect for the English. I know our country is sinking but I promise I'll watch your island sink from a rooftop.

>>211885437
My jap's eye is a festering abomination

such a liar that he wont even say he hates someone because he needs to be so desperate out of being so shit

>>211885476
that shit is literally our version of the "atleast we dont get shot at our skewls"

before I shake you off and ignore you (to start today and keep doing it all day), I want to say to everyone else to just look at how INSTANT he jumps on as soon as he thinks he sees me, whenever I come

the absolute parasite

Fake mousey

when did you lot lose your virginity? lads only x

dont have to worry about it being lads only mate its 4chan /brit/

>>211885557
um...

>>211885557
first year of uni i was at a party and an asian girl sat next to me and told me to take her home so i did and i shagged her

>>211885586
first year of uni isnt an age. forgot to say i was 15 btw x

>>211884304
Sieg Heil

>>211885557
15 invited a girl over to watch movies. Used to be easy before the woke

>>211885599
18

brit brit brit, brot brot brot, engisman!

>>211885586
sounds like a fake story a virgin would say

>>211885557
17 years old, high school, got so nervous I couldn't stay fully hard--my first time experiencing a soft erection. I will be honest and admit I had trouble slipping it in and kept aiming too high.

I went to a girl's house when I was 16 after we'd been texting for some time after she invited me over.

We watched 'The Beach' with Leonardo DiCaprio but just sat in silence the whole time then when it was done I said my goodbyes, got up and left and got the train home. Then later she texted me saying she wasn't interested.

That was 14 years ago now and I'm still a virgin. I don't get it; I don't know what I was meant to do. "Make a move bro" doesn't mean anything to me, I don't understand.

thats a copypasta and youre posting that to like 3 people here and all of them have been here since before that pasta

>>211885632
well it happened more or less like that

>>211885615
dont blame the woke, nearly everyone of that age feels the pressure to pop their cherry, male and female. it gets "more serious" when you get to about 20

>>211885667
It's my actual post and story. When the time comes up to retell it I just take it from the archive rather than type it all up again.

I do this with all my posts.

29 year old kissless handholdless virgin me haha

im playing Pokemon Go instead of watching mistcrit1kal now ive seen basically all of his videos
caught a Litwick and my 8th Onyx caught is the tallest and heaviest :) but I am not going to blog constantly. I do have a certain thing that I want to do and then post here when it happens
might go watch maxmoefoe later

we're all in here
>>211885514

>>211885658
Virgin freak

I am gay

Woman attempted to court me but I simply was not interested.

>>211885702
forget how grim this website is it at times. you lads keep me safe x

do you want to give the impression that you are only lying to me constantly and about everything because you think/found out I am a liar and its some sort of revenge?

>>211885700
>caught a Litwick
Based
Love Litwick and Chandelure x

>>211885708
You're forced to be gay with a French or German, which do you pick

394/350 items in bag is mental as I run out of Poke balls

Get the wogs out of Canada and let incel chuds in

>>211885726
I'm more of Seinfeld guy.

didnt know that response was moments where you telling the truth all that time
you are such a dogshit liar its unreal btw. "good" OK then

reckon mousenonce has a handler that looks after him and lets him post nonsense on 4chan and sighs after he sees the absolutely ridiculous content on here

bratty tobes

>>211885770
scremaienmg

>>211885688
lolll same

reckon guys the dogshittest zinger ever made guys

>>211885770
you arent funny but i still laughed

god I love morning air and sun. I love the night air. I cant go longer than 2 days without daysleeping the sleep schedule away (after learning to sleep for 2 hours to actually have an easier time) and cant go outside at night in this area

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYLrcfMkzXw

Poo at noon.

Episodes of pre-9/11 Family Guy at 3.

Perhaps some faffing about on /brit/.

aeropress on the brew

going to get level 50 and then bot this game until they make it higher than 50 and just cheat and steal and bully people (adults)

>>211885852
ah, yes, all the adults still playing pokemon go

>>211885811
>cant go outside at night in this area
Grow up

It is mental how dogshit the modern pokemon games look / feel / run though.

At some point they must be penalised for not making a good game.

>>211885862
kids will just do non meta stuff. already I have learned that the weather modifier is going to be the same basically all year except winter here in Scotland. pretty sure I saw a kid challenge the gym leader from 5AM to 6 like 30 times to get him from 1100 HP to 800-900

Meditite with one rock move and an ice move is S+ tier meta

got the linens on today

whats the opposite of log scale
half of 50 on log scale is 7

>>211885940
be dry in no time

>>211885940
wrinkly mess by lunch

>>211885862
They're the only ones who do.

is it 43

>>211885946
The logarithmic function is by definition the inverse of the exponential function.

>>211885975
thanks I was thinking like, magnitude. didnt know that word
shall be Googling it then now

sexpoonential

>>211885957
it's already wrinkly i simply don't care

>>211885975
did you know that For a base of 2, half of 50 would be approximately 7.07. If the base is 10, half of 50 would be 10 to the power of (log base 10 of 50)/2, which is approximately 22.36. Without a specified base, "half of 50 on an exponential scale" is not a standard mathematical term.

olive oil in hair was a failure

>>211886016
must stink too

| -1 | = 1

if a woman is bisexual it’s like okay
but if a man is you know that niggas a freak

that's them done

>>211886012
You will find that when people write log(x) with an unspecified base, the implication is that the base is e, Euler's number.

>>211886032
Saw two women making out in a parked car yesterday I just stood there for a while and smiled so they knew I wasnt a homophobe

>>211886024
smells nice tbqh

this ngigas dynamax pokemon is a machomp

>>211886032
This but unsatirically

*wraps up the other half of my poo barm and saves it for later*

>>211886057
wondering whether you meant to type Regigas or the n-word here

I will make you bleed

>>211886092
shut up nigga

>>211886051
log without a base specified is usually base 10
if you mean base e then you write ln (natural logarithm)

>Regigas

just did a sensible chuckle.gif at something

had a sip of water just then

>>211886076

opening a menu in Pokemon Go and hitting a slope in gmod is the same thing

>>211886084
t. paki woman who has to eat her disgusting food on my train ride home every evening

>>211886098
Don't ever reply to me again.

>>211886140
sensible chuckle.gif is literally me browsing /brit/

>>211886143
KTIM

>>211886153
>if the base e is implicit, simply log x

looking at images on the computer and thought this was a particularly cute looking fire station

drunk drove home the other night

need to have a shower later as my groin smells

To toil
Already pretty warm gonna be like a greenhouse in the office today

>>211886199
looks like the lego police station I used to have as a kid

>>211886246

>>211886267
pink to make the boys wink ;)

>>211886267
kev ahhhh walk

>>211886267
could have ironed your shirt at least

Would be great if I could fucking sleep past 4am

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FzZP3IWmTv0

>>211886295
how much sleep do you need, are you a baby

>>211886295
what happens at 4

>>211886303
can you believe they've sacked jeremy soule from elder scrolls 6

>>211886313
Think a malevolent spirit keeps waking me up to torment me

>>211886313
in the backrooms

What are you nagging about Dutch beers sizes when Australia also drinks pints

*sets up a small mortar position and fires off a volley towards /nederdraad/*

If I see one more ugly, bearded pajeet talking into his phone I am going to go insane.

Spotted a couple of greys waltzing around like they own the place

Right or left, British man?

>>211886382
why are they always on the phone

>>211886371
*reverses my mobile air defence system round the corner to pre-emptively intercept any return fire*

British women are going off on their own websites.

>There really is. It's insane that on a so-called feminist board you can't criticize brown islamic (I say brown because there isn't the same protection towards white non-muslims) men literally raping children. I'll say it with her, these ugly ass faggots who worship a pedophile and subjugate women and little girls need to be kicked out from places where women have more freedom and go back to their stinky shithole countries where everyone allows them to rape little boys after beating up their 4 wives. Islam and all the retards willingly following that religion need to be locked up and used for free labour, at least then they'll be useful.

>>211886396
right until by dick fell off

Coffee consumed, poo loading....

>>211886397
Babbling Biomass

fiancéeberg has absolutely raped my sleep by making the biggest fucking racket lights on blinds open to get ready
when I get ready in the morning before she wakes up I am silent as a ninja doing it in darkness slipping my clothes on and I barely take 10 mins

was going to have a lie in til 10 today but she's fucked it

>>211886393
hate them

>>211886393
Get them deported.

do wild pokemon get stronger as you get higher level like for incense or something

>>211886382
Watch if she gives ya a quick lil handy while they're doin it?

>>211886407
wife material

>>211886396
do you have the pic of a japanese lass with a body somewhere inbetween these two and she's holding a piece of paper over her face to hide it (I think)

>>211886451
that's a man

bin men have blocked me in I can't be late again

Think the hair might need a cheeky trim

I’ve been blacklisted by all my local escorts because I kept making bookings and cancelling.

>>211886476
steal the bin lorry and go to work in that

>>211886485
haven't had my hair cut in about 11 months
it's getting bad

>>211886467
Nope, sorry, lad

>>211886513
Post your hairs

>>211886489
pussying out at the last minute eh, Brucie?

49 49 undefeated

ffs I'm probably going to have to do a JAV wank now

gonna get in the shower in a min and wash all the smeg of my bellend

Eating poo. It’s delicious

>>211886566
dont you wonder what it tastes like?

Circa five minutes from toil

>>211886524

>>211886548

My Daughter Was at the Center of the Supreme Court Case on Trans Care. Our Hearts Are Broken.

>>211886581
Nah never

>>211886518
>>211886589
these women do not exist

>>211886596
you should

>>211886588
school shooter

>>211886614
>>211886614

>>211886609
nah I just haven't showered in days (or slept)

don't think I'll be using that one thanks

>>211886627
okay well we all are so