Thread 211886614

peardish

>>211886625
U look like one

>>211886601
>these women do not exist
Source?

haven't showered and it's a camera on meeting in 30 minutes

>>211886634
mean :c

>>211886640
just put a piece of tape over the smell-o-scope

you can't post the pears

>>211886640
Shouldn't take more than 10 minutes from clothes-off to towel-dried

>>211886640
So shower now
It takes five minutes if that

>five minutes
wypipo dun wash dey feet

Takes 5 minutes for a 5'2 hairless bender

>>211886662
takes me 12-14 mins depending on the level of fannying about

rorke spraying himself with febreze

>>211886698
Gorillalad

>>211886698
>5'2 hairless bender
ktid

I prefer to boil myself pink in a scalding hot bath

>>211886713
in the face so he can experience what it must have been like to be a jew in nazi germany?

Been shitting out my arse for a week

Saw an asian family the other week where the kids where obviously inbred. First time I'd seen it in the wild. Honestly all their faces looked like something you'd see in a funhouse mirror, Floop Is a Madman, Help Us Save Us tier. Grim stuff.

>>211886736
errm.. no

>>211886736
rorkes not brave enough to face what the 6 million went through

>>211886748
I see them a lot. Some more than others. You can tell a lot of them are more distant inbred because they've all got asthma and a few other small illnesses. They're all dumb as fuck too, really thicko. They type you could easily convince to blow themselves up.

>>211886614 (OP)
Did you lot do a collab with kurva anyatok or something for this dish

a fly buzzing between my window and blinds has woken me up

>>211886784
In the family I saw the kids all seemed fairly normal in the sense that they were just acting like happy go lucky children, not drooling retards with velcro shoes.

But the faces man. You can tell immediately.

having a little break me

give my foreskin back

>>211886833
looks like elton john farted on it 3 weeks ago

>>211886833
what ye crafting today

>>211886837
*gives you a cheeky look before scampering off trailing your foreskin around the house like an unravelling toilet roll*

>>211886828
They 100% have asthma. Probably have diabetes kidney liver or heart conditions too. The little runts will probably be dead by 50 having shat out another 10 problems each. These people are human waste. A whole race of inbred human waste.

>>211886844
scraping and repainting gutters, they should’ve just hired a painter, and later will put up a piece of sheet metal

>>211886881
what teh helly

>>211886833
Painting horsebergs toenails?

Often forget how good eporner is

on the toilet, pooing
burning my ringpiece a bit because i put some cholula sauce on my breakfast today

>>211886904
been saying this for years

i have never seen a vagina

smoking a rollie made out of foreskin. no filter

>>211886923
Mental how there's probably a fanny within a 5 minute walk of you right now

>>211886841
kek

>>211886937
this is me

Watched imitation game or whatever it's called, alan turing movie. Made me think this guy and so many others were so unbelievably talented and special but they were all retards because they worked for Britain who was and is run by jewish and norman psychopathic rulers who do not want the best for anyone but themselves.

That's precisely what the Germans despised and it's what brought Britain into the war. The Germans in the Royal family were favorable to Germany but they were over ruled and the juden in government ensured there'd be war ti stop the Germans.

Turing and the likes were brilliant but in the grand scheme of things, they were the enemy through the result of their consequences.

wtf am i doing
i need to be in japan with a tech job right now but instead im a wasteman neet

In hindsight I think there was an inbred family at my school. There were 5 of these kids within a few year groups of each other and they were all thin, smelled bad, really pale and dumb as fuck. No one liked them and some of them moved schools because they got bullied so much. I remember being paired with one of these kids in PE doing some exercise and I was scared of touching him

I actually saw some of them with their parents outside of school and they all looked exactly the same. It was creepy

need a site like flightradar24 except it tracks fannies

say what you will about Britain but our autists are among the top autists in the world

university departments and research groups all across the world are full of rail-thin British men with aspergers syndrome who just went deep on their special interest

>>211887049
that was the Addams family lad

>>211887056
>>211887049
>>211886984
nigga start his shift at the blog factory

my incel blog was spared

fuck me i wont click it but i want to

>>211887116
lmao

>>211887116
I'm drawing a blank

it can't even be related to the current nuclear shite since modern fridges aren't lined with lead so there's no radiation shielding. Even if there were, why would you put a piece of paper in there? A will?

/brit/ in shambles

>>211887165
for the fridge goblin

what if you put the paper in the fridge and your life instantly transforms into amazing and you win the lottery and get a wife

America do be invading the middle east because of completely one-sided pressure from the state of Israel.

>>211887168
um pretty sure God and Jesus Christ are two separate entities, needs that IQ score taken down a bit

I'm clicking the link, wish me luck

just bought every single 39p 2l bottle of tesco lemonade they have on the shelf and now im at the beach snapping off the new woke bottle tops and throwing them in the sea

>“Place the paper against the door seal and close the door. When you try to pull the paper out, you should feel some resistance. If the paper slides out easily, your door seal may need replacing.”

It's a fridge advert trying to get you to buy a new fridge from seko in the form of an article. Christ media is so dead.

Please lads I'm begging you. Put a piece of A4 paper in your fridge BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

>>211887400
fucking hell, how has journalism been allowed to slide this far

Is it really appropriate for a father to fuck a girl the same age as his daughter?

hrlp cck sutkc in door

>>211887443
Jungle. Come on?

>>211887388
had you bought tesco's own brand bottled water 12x500ml you'd have been paying 15p per woke bottle cap instead of 39p per woke bottle cap

however, we must consider that each 12x500ml multipack comes to a weight of 6kg whereas a 2L of lemonade is 2kg a bottle. The decrease in fuel efficiency taking several multipacks to the beach versus 2L bottles must be factored in. This could be avoided however by buying the bottles at a tesco within walking distance to the beach then using a wheel barrow.

>>211887443
They are different ages

>>211887056
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_scientists_(meme)

>>211887388
>39p 2l bottle of tesco lemonade
8p a bottle in lidl and it tastes exactly the same as r whites

Proudly brought to you by HUBLOT

big paper and big fridge making mugs of us all

>>211887525
Holocaust megacollab.

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>>211887531
no it doesn't. stop povvo coping

>>211887400
>>211887430
bruh

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>>211887572
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>>211887595
lidl do versions of both which taste exactly the same and at an 8th of the price

>>211887515
Burning more fuel is advantageous in environmental damage, though a lithium powered scooter or ebike with a trailer may be an alternative as the batteries wear down sooner, meaning you can also discard those into the sea.

>>211887595
I haven't had both in a recent enough timeframe to make a judgement, I do recall coke zero tasting depressing though
full fat for me thanks!

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>211887620
No, I can't.

Too much to drink last night with brotherstein
unintentional wfh
toilberg won't be happy I'll have to bullshit him

business idea buy gyoza wrappers and pork and make 1000 gyozas and freeze them so i can have them for breakfast every day

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>211887620
very nice consideration

So you lads going to go see 28 Years Later tomorrow?

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

Australian households urged to put 1000 gyozas in their freezer before Saturday

>>211887688
screm

>>211887684
nah probably not. Last few times I've been to the cinema on my lonesome it's been a pretty depressing experience. Can't get past the fact I'm sat there alone while everyone else is their with their pals or their gfs.

day 1 pirate for sure though

>>211887684
no I haven't been to the cinema in over a decade because I have no friends to go with and am far too autistic and anxious to go on my own. will wait until I can watch it from the comfort of my home kinoplex (my smelly bedroom)

>>211887708
>>211887725
why not go with each other? what do you have to lose?

rorke reciting his favourite sonnet

thers nothing grim about going to the cinema alone

>>211887708
>>211887725
lad's I'm seeing a solution here

>>211887684
See what 28 years later tomorrow? That’s a long time to be planning things in advance lad

>>211887749
>>211887781
not going with that lad he seems like mroe of a freak than me

>>211887752
As someone who goes exclusively with his gf, yes it is you weird little freak

>>211887749
It still wouldn't be the same as going organically with actual friends or a gf. Be like paying to shag a prosser, you know it's not real.

>>211887752
Pic rel was me last time I went (alone).

Catberg stinks today

sick of the corporate rigor at my place of work
listening to a couple of mates working at smaller companies with all the banter and fun and they get paid more to deal with less political bullshit and just get on with things
need to move on asap

rorke blaming his nans death on african NHS nurses when she actually just died of old age

>>211887810
are you the author of the infamous doing things alone post

>>211887708
>day 1 pirate for sure though
So you will watch it tomorrow then, if you're pirating it "day 1".
Don't cope now mong.

>>211887830
what a proper freak reply that was
old cunt was rattled

>>211887813
got up this morning to find shit all over the floor, he'd clearly perched in the litter tray and dumped it all over the edge. did it on purpose, the cunt

Leftypol turning down Money For Nothing at a certain point in the song because I has problematic language

l'm not gonna die for lsrael. Sorry Kier l'm just not gonna do it

jesus christ what a sad boring twat he is
actually takes screenshots of his own dull frogimage blogs
no wonder he's friendless

>>211887870
I must have not got that letter through the door yet

>>211887872
>gets 3 (you)s
>uploads to r/greentext

Money for nothing and your kikes for free

>>211887870
you should be sectioned and medicated

>>211887870
antisemitic post

I want my I want my I want my /brit/

>>211887908
I'm which case, going to set them a nice living space in my confined garage (and attach the ol' 'zaust pipe in there for reasons)

>>211887839
Yeah. The great irony is that I do do things alone, all the time. Thus qualifying me to write the post.

I think people read it and assume the author is dismissing things in advance without trying them. In reality I have done all these things, alone, for many years at this point and can conclusively say it does nothing and leads nowhere. It doesn't build confidence, it doesn't fill up an imaginary 'Experience' progress bar which opens the door to normalhood and socialising once full. It's just me aimlessly going from place to place where I see other people socialising in their own bubble while I stand off to the side.

It's the people who give the advice "just do [thing] (alone)" who are unqualified since they have no idea what it's like to go years of their lives wandering about on weekends by yourself doing fuck all. I did actually have this conversation with my NHS therapist at the time where I explained to her that I go out every weekend by myself but it's a waste of time, that nothing happens, that I can see myself doing it for years with nothing gained. She didn't really understand what I was getting at though.

reigning in my computer browsing habits

good morning you evil disgusting incel bastard cunts

>>211887847
no I mean once a WEB-DL quality one comes out obviously so like 1-2 months from now

not watching some Tele-Sync pixelated rubbish with grainy audio like a mug

>>211887976
I didn't thing you was being dismissive at all, I resonated quite deeply with the post and I'm certain others did also

>>211887976
should join one of those social groups like that hiking pic that gets posted here sometimes

>>211887988
hello!

>>211887988
hello lad how are you
me? just found that one of my energy drink cans was supercooled in the freezer so was about -20C and still liquid

hate spending time alone
hate spending time with people

>>211888034
Fair enough, glad you took something from it.

>>211887976
just join a dance class

gyoza? I hardly knew 'er!

kier binble

shan't be posting today as I'm sure none of you want to read any drivel from me

>>211888124
Waiting...

honestly steampunk is a cool style but only in fiction, i would never wear it

>>211888142
could get yourself a nice aspie gf if you did wear it out in public

they like that sort of thing

they're adding me to gay porn and I have no say in the matter help

oh my cog is that a steampunk maiden

>>211888130
i live for your drivel lad

Well think it's about time to replay Silent Hill 2 for the 10th time

>>211888193
reckon you'll play it for an 11th time sometime in the future

>>211888193
get the doggo ending x

>>211888212
You know I think I probably will do that

Some genuinely awful posts in here this morning.

just gone and climbed a mountain I did

you always say it's over but i can't help but have some faith in the british people, the ones who accomplished so much

>>211888232
any particularly awful posts you'd like to highlight and shame?

>>211888232
why not be the change you want to see i.e make good posts yourself rather than dragging others down

>>211888238
very nice. Looks warm.

>>211888245
shut the fuck up you fat isreal worshiping cunt

>>211888265
Deagh.

>try to lose weight
>go out running
>people make fun of me
Looking for treadmills on Argos now

>>211888193
It's sad when Maria gets killed woops spoiler

>>211888286
Thanks you prick I've replayed it 10 times but I always get lost in the woods at the start so no point playing now fuck you

>>211888238
Did you yell your barbaric yawp?

>>211888275
that's really mean who made fun of you lad

>>211888275
bet you're looking at breadmeals on ubereats instead you tubby lard bastard

because I'm fat, my belly button is just a horizontal line

>>211888314
Some teenagers in school uniform and I'm sure I saw some tradies in a white van point and laugh at me

That fat lad is right by the way I had a similar experience when I tried to go to the gym because I was told no one really cares if you go to a gym fat and I saw a group of teenage boys pointing and laughing at me out of the corner of my eye

>>211888342
Jew.

>>211888345
Did you eat them?

fat people should be ridiculed. you're disgusting. imagine doing that to yourself. should be legal to assault you

>>211888342
they all deserve to die frankly but pay it no mind lad, keep improving yourself

raped by reality again

Was once made fun of so much for being fat that I put a motivational speech and bullet points for why I wanted to lose weight on my whiteboard in my bedroom but my brother took a picture of it and showed it to everyone in school.

>Post an advert looking for a tenant
>All of them, every single response, comes from an Indian
Make it stop.

>>211888362
Even if I'm trying to lose weight though? :-(

>>211888399
do the leaseful

me? building a tunnel under my house to the nearest forested area so I don't have to walk on the street

hop on splatoon, lads

me? building a tunnel under my house to the nearest primary school so I don't have to walk by the parents

>>211888447
but why

>>211888476
UM

me? poo peng gay porn

>>211888512
Plumber.

>>211888481
so nobody sees me and laughs at me

Blagged off toil today to enjoy the sunshine but toilberg said he's going to pop around later

>>211888543
if you get him drunk and finger his arse to completion he'd probably be sound

>>211888543
Reminded me of a lad I went to uni with who lived above a Tesco express he worked at in Glasgow, phoned in sick one day to get pissed and was spotted by his manager coming home absolutely blootered lmao

'ad 'ow 'oo 'eng 'ay 'orn

remembering that time my sister's friend with big tits lived with us for a month

You lads even just sit on the toilet with the shower on because you've got absolutely no energy to get started?

>>211888628
did you rape her?

>>211888628
Jew.

>>211888634
no that's wasteful

>>211888628
do any toilet sniffs after she did a big poo?

>>211888531
I wouldn't laugh at you.

>>211888634
I only turn the shower on when I'm standing up ready to get in. But yeah sometimes I sit on the toilet for a long time prior to getting up to turn the shower on.

>>211888647
Alri' settle down dad

Watching all my mates lose their minds over AI taking their cushy office jobs. HAHA not me! neetboy wins again!

Bit tired of being a VF.

>>211888671
Wait until AI tells the government to kill you off to save money.

>>211888635
>>211888651
no but she sat on my bed in her pajamas while i played pokemon coliseum

>>211888678
being in a relationship seems like a lot of hassle when you think about it tho

>>211888671
myself and colleagues are using AI to make our jobs even better. AI has been quite a good test for determining if your job is worthless or not

haven't showered in 8 days

>>211888703
better than being a wretched incel slug

>>211888710
Rebel against it. Apply. Drops of blood.

how about you find a woman who ais you lmao

europe burned out bright and quick while east asia marches on slowly and steadily

got the sausages in the air fryer

I've been told I look racist if I go 3 weeks without shaving

>>211888778
Nah nah. Semen demon.

Timothy be clacking them keys away day after day producing 'Not much'

Give this student no paper

tobys vpn gimmick is a curious one

right wing extremism on rise in the west, kanye publicly identifying as a nazi, iran bombing israel, the jews must think anudda shoah is on the horizon

lads do any of you have the image of a decently thick japanese girl in a bikini and she's holding a piece of paper to hide her face

it (atleast) used to be posted on /int/ fairly frequently

>>211888807
The Jews??? Blackbox?

>>211888807
Which is why we all must go die in an Iranian desert NOW

do muslims like black people

>>211888824
no, no one does

>>211888813
no mate. i've got this picture of a cat with 'black friday sale' splashed across its face though, if that's any good?

>>211888849
eh, good enough as the wank substitute I 'spose

erm

>>211888705
Any job that can do be done by AI is worthless.

>>211888924
80%

>>211888824
muslims are generally very racist. so are black people 2bh.
leftypol refuses to accept this. doesn't align with his programming you see

Any cute cats in?

they say that khoisan people are the original humans

anyone done yoga before might get into it

>>211888940
yeh thats what i just said.

too hot for clothes

um thats willy

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xINaJ_JOmFU

Holy kek, I unironically thought this was a skit.
America isn't a real country.

Big companies actually attract the worst talent because you find yourself surrounded by people who can't get anything done without an enormous structure around them.

>>211889012
Rebel against it. White pride world wide.

>>211889012
holy fuck

>>211889012
i really dont understand what power israel allegedly has over the USA (and other places). they're a tiny nation totally dependent on western support to defend themselves. how is that the yanks constantly suck their cocks as hard as possible

>>211889063
arsegaylia

Some Minecraft Youtuber will be on Question Time omds

>>211889063
julie prim (aus) was unironically the first trap that sparked it for me

>>211889090
LFG!!!

always get these small cyan blue ink dots on my left shoulder when im wearing a white shirt and have no idea whats causing them

>>211889090
very lightweight midsummer edition of qt

>>211889063
Wish I were a femboy Australia

>>211889090
That kid is a quintessential little tarq. Posh, liberal democrat type. Done well for himself.

>>211889054
America has the worlds largest jewish population and they control politics and the media.

Might do it lads. Might order the aircon unit. Neetbux arrive tomorrow anyway.

is it actually true that labour government is trying to change the national anthem to god save our brown biomass"?

>>211889186
No, it's god save the kweeeeens omgggg slayyyy qweeeen
performed by Ncuti Gatwa

>>211889159
This, plus the fact that the reason the state of Israel was created was to give The West someone to keep a close eye on the middle east.

>>211889172
Been thinking about this for a while as well. Only thing that's putting me off is how the exhaust won't properly fit the window.

do black people become muslim in britain? because they do here, but i think they used to more than they do now

>>211889269
not regularly but they do in prison
there's a large population of muslims in prisons and you get shanked if you don't convert

>>211889269
Blacks are all the Christos but we also have some black Muslims like Somalis or northern nigerians

>>211889285
sounds just like australia

>>211889269
I'm not British but I don't think they do, I think they see being muslim as too paki and they're devout christians anyway.

I think most black people in america were attracted to islam when there were no arabs in america so islam was seen as an exotic, non white religion, kind of like how white hippies adopted hinduism and buddhism. Once muslims started arriving in America en masse it kind of lost its charm.

mental that I remember that some of you mongs actually voted for Brexit which was just a disaster in every way possible

destroying my kidneys with enegy drinks

reading about serial killers instead of doing my work

down to my last niccy pouch and need to head to shops to procure more but I haven't showered in a week and emit a foul stench
bossman won't care though, he doesn't judge

>>211889339
>Some Americans voted for trump twice

>>211889327
are you a non-britonic australian

>>211889244
>Only thing that's putting me off is how the exhaust won't properly fit the window

this is the only thing stopping me as well, but for another thing

>>211889378
Rebel?

Passed my Cybersecurity exam lads. Another cert added to the pile

>>211889381
I'm fully anglo I just meant I was speaking on behalf of british subcultures as an outsider.

>>211889378
AKHTUALLY some voted for him three times

nice how the antipodes held on to a british-ish identity more than any other colony despite being antipodes

>>211889269
Black muslims in America got their start with basically this one mad paki who started a wewuz cult
I suppose now that sane muslims live in the USA too and there's been more exposure to mainstream Islam in foreign wars and that some of them might go to actual mosque now

>>211889382
Dread to think what you actually mean

>>211889411
i voted for him 4 times. I be committing voter fraud

>>211889411
Mercy upon my soul. Jew. Prepare for it. Apply.

>>211889420
the ol' hosepipe car exhaust

>>211889417
>sane muslims
bit of a bold statement there

>>211889436
Shit. Fuckek.

>>211889381
i am one
lived in a bogan-nonwhite ghetto (i am one), moved to a wig area, than a waspy area, now i live in a bogan area again

desperate to wank to one specific image of a japanese lass but I don't know how to find it and I feel if I make a thread and outright ask on outer /int/ I'll get banned for off-topic or some shit

>>211889436
doesnt work these days due to cleaner emissions

>>211889452
Jew? Russian by bible one day.

Dick stinks of cat shit

>>211889452
so... what are you? lebanese? italian?

Still don't think you count as a bogan if your mum wears a hijab

>>211889468
Contact?

>>211889452
Threads like these are for anglos, fuck off to one of your wog diaspora generals.

>>211889455
as on /r/

>>211889501
ask*

>>211889508
10

bogans are so shit to live around

hot girlie summer <3

>girlie
um

>>211889532
Prepare for it.

idiot nigger winter

>>211889473
sudanese
>>211889490
yea
>>211889500
that sounds exactly like /brit/

Potential employer wants me to do a AI 1 way interview

Into the fucking trash it goes!

>>211889532
you want the bogans on your side when it goes mad max

>>211889563
Full.

brits wouldnt last 5 seconds in a frigid antarcic australian winter

>>211889557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaaZsBxWeiQ

>>211889579
For me.

nigga you arent sudanese

>>211889579
ABC News Breakfast were making fun of Queenslanders for complaining about how cold it is here again :(

>>211889594
you aren’t

>>211889594
So.

is it gay if I'm built like mewtwo

>>211889339
Shut the fuck up tarq

>>211889608
yes i am

>>211889631
Bible.

Doing awful at my anki today

tbf australian houses are designed to retain the cold

heard the sudanese government regained control of khartoum a while back
so that's good

Jew.

sudanese nuts

>>211889671
= Russian.

>>211889664
how do you "retain cold"
cold is the absence of hot

So depressed that my brother is going to a far away university and not the local one

>>211889642
post your godblessed ‘fro

>>211889711
hot is the absence of cold

>>211889711
This
Our traditional architecture is naturally ventilated, it doesn't retain anything

>>211889748
>>211889748