Thread 211900984

Notting Hill Carnival edish

Broken Britain

neoliberal bull logging in

Did you think you could just abandon God and there wouldn't be any punishment? Your nation is coming under judgement. You brought this upon yourself.

>>211901003
praise jah

>>211901003
saw a bunch of these when i was applying to jobs a couple of years ago. all the banks had them

>>211901003
you have this enshrined in law

Unc thinks he's part of the team

recorded a video at Notting Hill lads

bunkr dot ph/f/1fgcJppTsIqSQ

Been doing an MJ lean to piss in the loo but still always get a couple drops on the ground

honestly everyone born before the invention of coca cola is an idiot

Trump thinking he’s billy big balls because he’s got a bunker busting weapon…

Ali Khameni threatening “irreparable damage” to the US

Take away their power & weapons & they’re just weak, little, underdeveloped losers who managed to convince people that narcissism was leadership

>>211901072
cuz your swc aint dangling strait into the water x

>>211901094
shut the fuck up Spain nonce lmfao

>>211901059
john mcafee

not impressed by the dogshit you all saved and thought was worthy of the new

>>211901094
sof off to /pol/

keep getting banned for these images dont know why but they really upset the janitors which honestly is just downright peculiar wouldnt you say

trump is le big baby

>>211901059
any katies? its a long one to sit through

>>211901095
Got a 7.5 inch circumcised hammer
>>211901094
Lol

>>211901136
lol

>>211901136
>gay black men kissing
lad. have a word.

no bullshit subedition

>>211901136
>>211901181

>>211901003
what the fuck?

>>211901173
are alex

can you fry pork chops with air?

>>211901180
everyone in this thread seems to love hearing about black men's cocks and showeringn and raping but i keep getting banned for it honestly i dont get it

>>211901213
everyone has the belgian filtered you fucking mong so all they see is you doing the exact same annoying shit that he does

>>211901210
yes, if you have the tools

>>211901213
why don't you filter the belgian
the rest of us wouldn't know he was here if you weren't having a tantrum over him

time for a pilgrimage to the shops

is this faggot really spamming black men kissing because he's annoyed at belgium
bit counterproductive retard

>>211901268
bet she's fingered and fucked that dog

>>211901256
would you like me to lather you in sun cream?

>>211901256
what we gettin then

>>211901295
i dont want to say

>>211901268
I would gay nigger kiss the shit out of this one

>>211901245
>>211901252
the belgian?
mostly uk flag i see doing it

nth for the holodem

>>211901118
boomer doesn't know what a streaming site other than youtube is
>>211901151
yes plenty

>>211901290
does it upset you

>>211901291
>she

cold as shit
might actually put a second shirt on

>>211901355
mmhmm

corrrrr CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

chloe thread on /tv/ i love her

>>211901369
this general is your life
you and heatherpaedo are two peas in the same pod

Need to shag her.

>>211901423
heatherdem*

>>211901268
uncanny valley face

off out for my second incel walk of the day. I'm an incel and have nothing else to do with my time, you see

>just noticed Latvian has stopped wearing her wedding ring for the past week
>we're at the we're flirting regularly and she's giggling like a little girl

I might actually be okay with her autism obsession of talking to me every day

Cheap tip for dealing with the heat: go on holiday somewhere hot in late spring, so that summer feels like autumn

>>211901462
thanks chief

>10000 steps is about 8km
thought it was like 4km max

>>211901479
>km
paki rat

What does ktim mean?

>>211901502
quite large aren't they

skibidi toilet
skibidi skibidi toilet

Hunter Schafer looks extremely fuckable in new photo

gymtoil complete

chicken pasta for tea

>>211901398
zeta gundam indeed

>>211901502
she looks fun to talk to

>>211901523
that's not a new photo

>>211901510
FONC

>>211901421
got cucked by her own cousin

>>211901523
thats a bloke

What does cronem mean?

>>211901524
perhaps i could have pasta for tea also
but not chicken cos that's cruel

>>211901544
not really

>>211901555
what if it was an evil chicken

>>211901475
No,
Stop posting gay shite, lad

>>211901502
too big. They'll droop when she's got no bra

>>211901523
Bit gay, lad

What does scrombobling mean?

no zelligs

>>211901523
they made the subject of an edited photo, with the intent of selling a product...attractive? no way

>>211901575
chickens don't have agency thus they can't be truly evil
they are driven by instinct and don't have the capacity to make decisions based on morality

What do you lads reckon about Billie Piper becoming the newest doctor?

>>211901502
wonder what that jew ink will look like when her cheboids get all saggy

um

What is a rorke?

>>211901555
your very existence is cruel to nature.

>>211901609
that thing could ruin me fucking hell

The Fuhrer then made the following statement to the Mufti, enjoining him to lock it in the uttermost depths of his heart:

1. He (the Fuhrer) would carry on the battle to the total destruction of the Judeo-Communist empire in Europe.
2. At some moment which was impossible to set exactly today but which in any event was not distant, the German armies would in the course of this struggle reach the southern exit from Caucasia.
3. As soon as this had happened, the Fuhrer would on his own give the Arab world the assurance that its hour of liberation had arrived. Germany’s objective would then be solely the destruction of the Jewish element residing in the Arab sphere under the protection of British power. In that hour the Mufti would be the most authoritative spokesman for the Arab world. It would then be his task to set off the Arab operations, which he had secretly prepared. When that time had come, Germany could also be indifferent to French reaction to such a declaration.

deary me

>>211901609
Right well that's a girl with her cock out

>>211901653
lingling on a mad one

why would he post that

>>211901582
shut up spainfreak

>>211901609
cockmogs me by FAR

>>211901505
listen i'll let you off this one time, but if you ever try and start shit with me again, you will get fucking dropped.

corr my bollocks are gonna fucking reek come morning

where the FUCK is pokemongolad

BBC2 showing tennis instead of House of Games ffs

>>211901711
me in the 17C

who the fuck is poke mongo lad

>hottest day of the year
>on the train
>trainmanberg: "uh there's been a fire on one of the tracks so you're going to have to get off 5 stops early, sowwy xx"
>had to walk for 90 minutes home in 30C+ weather carrying me laptop in me big bag

god hates me
but why?

>>211901733
probably cos House of Games is shite

yes i support LGBTQ (Lady Gaga Being The Queen) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQHLIRCcfio

>>211901723
shaking his shit outside dykebar avenue gym

>>211901754
could have got a taxi if it were that bad

>>211901754
he hates pathetic incel runts like you

>>211901754
now you know how the jews felt in the desert
so maybe cool it with the anti-israel rhetoric

>>211901699
can you hurry the thing up now, thanks

>>211901711
Science theory: the reason the Latvian is so attracted to me is because my bollocks smells

Where the fuck is PIP LAD? (I'm PIP LAD)

Get blacked

god used to love me but then she saw me guffing one out to dubious smut

on a walk earlier and a funeral procession went by with a horse and cart carrying the coffin. Had a look and it was a kid sized coffin with Manchester City stuff all over it. Lad in there couldnt have been older than 16
bit grim

>>211901806
awful news about your cat mate x

>>211901754
Ever heard of the bus mate?

>>211901814
maybe it were a midget

>>211901754
he gave you legs for a reason you fat cunt

Mad how the middle morning wages get so seethy over me being on pip (1200 a mumf)

What'll it be luv

>>211901510
Kek This Is Me

taking advantage of the sweltering heat and raping my sweaty arse

>>211901855
one of each ta

For those who missed it earlier cats dead.

Had cancer anyway.

Rip

>>211901829
Yeah

>>211901844
did cross my mind but the football tackle all on the coffin made me think it must have been a kid. Adults just get thrown in a normal wooden box innit

>>211901890
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>211901855
Unbattered sausage and chips with nothing but salt please

giving anti-isràel rhetoric a rest today and shaking my big fat booty on tiktok in the heat

>>211901653
2 years only for 24 sexes?

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>>211901902
She died

Rip

>>211901918
LOL

>>211901814
wonder when he last wanked

>>211901902
he's disabled x

I'm trans btw if that matters

job offer posted today and already 25-50 people have applied
fuck me

>>211901926
rip

>>211901926
fuck is wrong with you

could do all sorts with a dead cat couldn't you
not saying you should but.. options are available aren't they

any normal functioning members of society in the thread tonight?

Lads, sitting her in the new comfy shorts I bought. They're really fucking comfy. Bought some more, hope they get here on top, if not I'll just buy some in the local clothes shop burt would rather the ones online

Also, cans later because hometoil tomorrow since Chebs walked into the office and told toilberg I was going to stay home since she wasn't in which sort of pissed toilberg off which was funny

Must have been too hot for her today. Found in the shade under favorite bush. Dead.

Rip

require your expertise lads
>was at some work thing where there was free food and coffee all day
>went to the 9/10 barista girl to get a latte
>she compliments my eyes
>look around to see if I'm getting pranked and saw her m8 smiling
>curtly asked for my latte once more and then left

you reckon she was trying to humiliate me or was it genuine
guess I'll never know now

>>211901003
rorke's mum's dating profile

>>211901997
LOL

NEW
>>211902018
>>211902018
>>211902018

>>211901003
might apply

new gimmick

>>211901969
Canslad is fairly normal functioning when I'm not postiong about Chebs

>>211901989
Was most likely being nice
Probably saw you looked nervous or anxious and was just benig nice to you
Or maybe she wanted to rub her chebs against your face

>>211901969
im 30 years old never had a gf or bf and still live with mum and stepmum

plugging in the internet wire

>>211902087
bisexual mong freak

>>211901569
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>211902087
>mum and stepmum

>>211902087
clearly not putting any effort in are you

stupid cunts with all their windows open

>>211902091
NO PEARTOS

>>211901890
did he wander off to die?

egg

>>211902087
they must be so fit its unreal
i know youll say otherwise because theyre your mums but COR

i find that its mostly disgusting fat slugs who complain about the heat

Business idea: clothes that you can attach PC cooling fans on to keep you cool

got the air con on

think that lad's cat might be dead

mad how america doesn't have trains
they just drive for 3 days straight if they have to get across the country

>>211902166
No, just under her favourite bush in the shade.

>>211902104
so what?

>>211902129
im ugly as sin and my cock is like a BIC lighter

>>211902088
BBC lighter

>>211902209
grow your hair out
get decent at makeup
tiny cock is perfect

sitting in the sun, but it's nice and cool inside, keep all the doors and windows closed you see

off out to the local village bollock-flattener anybody want owt

just found out that the gordian knot is about a tied cart. I always thought it's about that legend where two women argued about a kid and some king ordered to cut him in half (even though there are knots involved)

mental how true this is

Pmy cat being dead is my new gimmick

>>211902255
lidl croissants
better than the ones you get in paris and only 4p each

>>211902191
they exist

MAGA hat sighting
I don't know if this is even appropriate to post here but I'm just so shocked and need to know I'm not the only one who would feel this way about seeing someone wearing a "Make America Great Again" hat out in a city in Scotland.
I passed by a family - husband, wife, kid - and the husband was proudly hearing his red MAGA hat. I visibly looked shocked, and they had the audacity to then look offended at my reaction. So it obviously wasn't a joke. The guy was a Trump supporter, likely on a trip over from America.

Not even Tory supporters really walk around wearing their affiliation like that. I really hope this isn't going to become a more common sight, especially as someone who's directly threatened by Trump's politics leaking over to the UK.

>>211902293
rorkes fit

teh helly

local pool

Why is heatherpaedophile posting pictures of dead cats now then?

>>211902312
if you're gonna repost reddit threads you could at least change the formatting a bit

Cats not actually dead, it was a prank!

got fat after giving up smoking might have to get on the niccy pouches again

>>211902252
cor imagine the carbon dioxide levels in there

>>211902325
love looking at females bodies (until they get all old and haggard that is)

>>211902346
its pure satire mate you wouldnt get it

>>211902363
he undeaded, back from hell

>>211902276
posts like this will get thousands of likes and all the replies will be negative
boggled the mind that mossad pays for x-bots

3 pm rapid bashing

>>211902363
get that bowl filled

>>211902363
yay!!!

Now that jews are openly getting called out by normies, who will rorke blame next for secretly controlling the world?

https://x.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1934337211904000274
Music doesn't fit the boring images at all

>>211902410
the snappenings are taking place aren’t they? xx

if you regularly suck on a womans tits while fucking her will she get aroused while breastfeeding her child?

>>211902363
*pulls back chainsaw starter*
*RNNN DU DUN DUN RNNNNN DU DU DU DUNNNNNNN*

Lets fix that then

Cor I remember this
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wnSV0JYE1_o

>>211902448
what the fuck

>>211902457
yeah they are x
activating

>>211902205
F lil catto

>>211902446
>jews are openly getting called out by normies
Post 10 examples. You're not busy so get them posted.
You, not anyone else. YOU WON'T

corr, size of that bulge

>>211837093

>>211902446
rorke has taken the elite theory pill, he knows the opinions of normies barely matters

>>211902448
They should've put in the clip of him dropping his papers on the floor. That was well funny.

bet the luh airmasses finna squeak x

>>211902507
egg

>>211902508
grow up

>>211902508
lad went back two days

Some really dull posts today

>>211902519
They’re lining up outside the Gherkin right now aren’t they? They’ve got their gold passes in their hands ready to swipe haven’t they? They can hear the thumping RnB coming from the top floors can’t they? xx

>>211902559
how's this

cut me sandwich into quarters. all that separates me from the animals really

At what point in the evening does it become too late to smoke weed

>>211902508
homosexual

>>211902489
Was talking to 10 of my colleagues at work and they all criticised jews.

post THAT webm. you know the one

do anime gays listen to the japanese with subs or the english dub?

>>211902567
mmhmm das rite das rite xx

>>211902508
is it gay if i hope she stays limp?

>>211902589
>you do support Israel, right anon?

>>211902534
was following that thread because i went bed and wanted to see how it would turn out

got mistake for Anthony Joshua today lads

just purchased a subscription to a can of whoop-arse once per month on amazon

>>211902610
she has a very mutilated wilberton
natalie mars esque

>>211902191
>>211902246

>>211902582
9:30pm

>>211902614
That is so rorke

>>211902610
this might be to your taste

https://www.reddit.com/r/LimpClittySissy/

>>211902621
shes argentinian

>>211902626
fuck that get her caged

ᵘᵐ

>>211902650
hahahahaha

ummerton-upon-ummies

>toilfu has a partner
>he's a computer scientist from azerbaijan
Another prospective wife don't the drain

>>211902650
haha silly timmies x

>>211902685
Kids getting their school dinner in central london

>>211902685
this will be britain in 2040

>>211902692
fuck Uğur gon do ?

sucking a mountain jew

>>211900984 (OP)
Βιομάζα

The other thing the Latvian said was when she moved here when she was a teenager, there was some black girl in her class who used to make fun of her for being Latvian or in her exact words: some fucking racist black bitch used to pick on me for being Latvian when I was in first (age 12-13) year until I broke her nose with an iron pipe, none of the other blacks were stupid enough to pick on me. Fucking blacks are always racist. Followed by laughing as everyone looked terrified she admitted to just breaking some girls nose with an iron pipe for making fun of her accent while I just had the world's biggest smile

>>211902692
when will you learn that no woman will ever want you in her life. just give it up nigga

>>211902685
spiritual

using a ballpoint pen on my ballpoint

I'M GETTING REALLY SICK OF YOU

>>211902751
not even but him fuck off crabs in a bucket cunt

>>211902767
the genesis of /birt/

>>211902786
im not in the bucket with you losers lol.
i just recognise a hopeless incel

odious little worm of a man me

>>211902786
The lad who posts this is a coping projecting incel in his 40s. Just ignore him and his bitterness lad, we will all make it x

>>211902815
Cope. Post your wrist.

>>211902741
Is spoken english with a latvian accent hot?

>>211902817
UM

>>211902817
you can't post that

Neighbor insists on having every window in his house open so I can’t even smoke a fag in my garden without making things awkward

self pity hours, it seems

Tried growing magic mushrooms. A couple survived gonna munch them down see if anything happens

>>211902869
not your problem

>>211902854
Yes but I was more amused at the fact she is probably a /poltard/

runtish slug

>>211902848
>>211902849
coping incels refusing to accept reality

there are to be NO peters nor ponies on the /brit/ premises

glad that horse cunt got banned
some freaks on here man

>>211902692
bith just made up a random country

>>211902882
It’s a semi detached house

kfc zinger is on the table

>>211902900
Rattled lol

>>211902900
Why haven't you posted your wrist m8? Scared of being outed as a fattie or a wristlet?

>>211902690
hot...
why cant bitches like this dom that sissybrit dude who got groomed live on twitch for 4 years straight into doing porn

>>211902879
best get someone to check on you in a few hours in case you've been poisoned lad

miss my nigga salman abedi

>>211902879
Chow down mate I fertilised them for you myself earlier

>>211902926
semi-detached responsibility

>>211902878
Half these kids were pulled out of the school after this aired by the way

find gossip guy's prose rather hard to read these days
shallow and pedantic
whisper2me is always worth your time however

>>211846969
>>211846969

>>211902978
>>211902978
>>211902978

>>211902934
yeh i think you are.
>>211902935
yeh cool im a fat wristlet then. still doesn't change the fact you will die a virgin

>>211902963
There you go then

cut the grass just to see it grow back, only to cut it yet again
fucking sick of it

>>211902878
Genuinely what's wrong with this?

>>211902991
So you admit that you are, in fact, in the bucket? Despite claiming otherwise just a few posts back?

>>211903017
canary in the coal mine

>>211902650
Lol i laughed hard

im a freak nigga