schizo check lads:

Every so often I dream that I waddle into my Year 13 A Level history class, apologies for being late (as I often was) and then teacherberg goes "LATE? YOU HAVEN'T BEEN IN IN x YEARS AND THE EXAM'S TOMORROW".

Haven't been in that class for 12 fucking years and still dream like I should still be there.
And it's always that one class too.
wtf?

>No CWC on Wednesday or Thursday

how are you going to survive?

require your expertise lads
>was at some work thing where there was free food and coffee all day
>went to the 9/10 barista girl to get a latte
>she compliments my eyes
>look around to see if I'm getting pranked and saw her m8 smiling
>curtly asked for my latte once more and then left

you reckon she was trying to humiliate me or was it genuine
guess I'll never know now