OFFICIAL /FIFA CWC/ Borussia Dortmund vs Rayados de Monterrey MATCH THREAD #1

This is the thread

>>149547010 (OP)
1st for monterrey

My bees :)
Shame I wont be able to watch it

>>149547010 (OP)

cmon dortmund you better fucking not let mexico win

>>149547034
AI slop KYS seriously

>>149547097
calm down paco

>>149547010 (OP)
>reddit vs mexicans

>>149547135
borussia fans are redditors?

RECYCLE
>>149546915

>>149547035
2nd actually ;)

>>149547142
Ofcourse

>>149547061
>2 AM
based fifa retards lmao

>>149547181
didn't know
thanks

>monterrey loses
mexicans cry
>monterrey wins
the tournament gets more retarded
either way i win

>>149547065
Isn't the "cowboy" culture a thing for all norteños?
why neuvo leon specifically?

>>149547218
They like those hats

Betting odds (regulation)

>>149547246
thanks, I thought all norteños did

>>149547142
Most football fans in Germany are low class low IQ retards, me included

Betting odds (regulation)

>>149547218

>>149547268
same thing here
I think that's true for all of Europe

>>149547207
>mexicans cry
Not really, the rest of Mexico has a hateboner for Monterrey...

HEJA BVB
HEJA BVB

>>149547281
thanks
>British columbia
kek, didn't know it went that far north
the picture I had in my mind about that place was completely different

>>149547268
high iq
>bitter
>socially inept
>never has sex

low iq
>happy
>socially apt
>gets laid, possibly has kids

being high iq is ong overrated fr fr

>>149547309
high iq makes money from having a great skillset
low iq makes money from being social and having networks

overall low iq wins

>>149547307
Gibt mir immer noch Gänsehaut.

Which sport would be my ideal alternative to football/soccer?
> A sport where women are always superior to men
> A sport where there are always more women than men
> A sport that has more female fans
> A sport where men are inferior in every way
> A sport where all the most representative and important figures are all women

>betano, betclic, bacanaplay and solverde ads in a row
jesus christ
we're on our way to becoming a balkan country by the end of the decade

Atlanta belongs to Rayados.

Jesus Christ they're everywhere. Which isn't any different from any other day, mind you.

>>149547339
the bitching and moaning olympics

>>149547360
>bacanaplay
rs

>>149547186
Thats just FIFA being mercyful to us BVB chuds
Whenever we are favorites a match goes like this
>score goal
>match drags on
>lower your level to opponent
>concede
>panic and play heroball
>concede another on the break

>>149547487
Makes sense
will you watch it or will you go to sleep?

>>149547520
Im sadly no longer neeting.

>>149547608
well in that case
good night anon

>enters thread

>>149547309
Das rite
>>149547642
Thx you too

>>149547649
Were not for this CWC i would 100% thought this nigga had retired a long time ago

>>149547010 (OP)
LateNight Bros
what are we eating?

>>149547649
who is this north african?

>>149547952
Shark soup
Made it yesterday and have some left over for today
Will warm it up half an hour before the game

Dabs on Mexichangos

>>149548017
he was literally one of the best RBs of all time, you know exactly who he is
and he's not north african

>>149548083
Monterrey uses like 8 or 9 foreigners, our clubs don't care about using mexican players and that's why our national team is so shit.

>>149548122
huh? what flag is this that's replying to me in an angrily manner? never seen it before

>>149548131
neither do our clubs and our NT is pretty decent

>>149548188
Your country's best players leave for greener pastures outside of your league.
Mexico's players never go outside of LigaMemex and their only good player Raul is mid at best

Why are like half the posts itt from one portugal anon?

>>149548239
>yurop cares

>>149548231
well maybe they should leave like ours and players from latinx america do

>>149548239
I'm bored

>>149547010 (OP)
lets goo rayados

>>149548324
Brasil gets Portuguese passports and Argentines get Italian passports
Mexicans are too mutted for Spanish passports

>>149548383
that shouldn't be a factor
athletes get special visas so they can enter and stay with their own passports

>>149548383
The drive to become athletes is also just not there, why work extra hard to be scouted by europe which isn't guaranteed when you can cross the border, get a job, and live a much better and complacent life compared to Mexico.

GOOOOOOOOALLL

>face chokeventus in ro16
>face shitmund or some mexican club in quarters
>face al hilal in semis
>only face chelsea, bayern or psg in the finals, all high pressing teams who will probably be tired as fuck from facing each other and fall prey to easy counter attacks
>only one leg each round
is this the easiest tournament in madrid's history?

>>149548397
How does your Federation works?, here the top people taking decisions are the club owners, they are the ones that removed relegation and many other things
The ones managing the federation used to work in the company that owns the most important club in the country, which somehow won the local league 3 times in a row
How does your federation manage things? are they subordinate to the state? or are 100% private entities?

>>149548595
Our federation is fully private

>>149548570
i think your bracket is wrong dude
madrid is on the side of psg and bayern

Let's look at Dortmunds squad and assess players strengths and weakneses

Kobel
>One of the strongest keepers in europe, has saved Dortmund from fully collapsing for years now, but he's average with the ball and has had a fair share of big mistakes, this weakness makes Dortmund an easy target to press up high. On the line nigh invincible
>Anton
Pretty much an allrounder, good foot, good defender, good header at corners. Not very fast but also not slow. Strong personality
Bensebaini
>catastrophic first season, but you could see he was determined to become better and has done so. Very important player for the entire last season, initially at his usual LB position but now as the left center back in a three man defense he's really shining. Aggressive, fast, decent with the ball, but also error prone. Cost dortmund the chance of a remontada when they were raping Barca by scoring an unneccesary own goal
Ryerson
>Absolute beast mentality, super aggressive in defense, runs endlessly, and is actually not unskilled on the ball. He can beat players in a 1o1 through explosivity and physicality, has a decent shot and cross but is technically inconsistent. Not very agile though and can struggle with explosive wingers
Süle
>A walking meme, with peak moments both in defense and offense, he's fat yet fast as hell when he accelerates, good with the ball, amazing tackling but prone to errors
Svensson
>Ryersons swedish little brother, still boyish but runs endlessly, defends hard and can be elegant with the ball. More intelligent version of ryerson. Came in winter and very quickly became our starting left back.
Couto
>Mental midget that has not adapted at all to Dortmund, lacks personality, is easily frustrated. Probably good technically and very fast but he constantly makes mistakes. Cost us a shit ton of money so there's an attempt to salvage this transfer but against Ryerson he's pretty much set to be a complete flop

>>149548719
but do any of of them get drawn at goku on favelas albeit

>>149548719
>but he's average with the ball and has had a fair share of big mistakes, this weakness makes Dortmund an easy target to press up high. On the line nigh invincible
This still gives me nightmares

>>149548719
who's the worst player in your starting 11?

>>149548719
Please do my boy next.

>>149548239
Because that PT flag is a mexican with a vpn

>>149548779
no, not really

>>149548779
doubt
/tugão/ is strong on this board

>>149548779
i starting to suspect that the "chikaner" schizo was just a seething portuguese all this time

I DONT WANT TO SLEEP
I WANT TO WATCH THIS MATCH
FUCK FIFA
AND FUCK MY BOSS (FEMALE) FOR NOT GIVING ME THE 2 WEEKS OFF

>>149548805
probably
either way I'm neither of those

>>149548719
Bellingham
>seems to be insanely talented just like his brother from what ive seen so far. Very aggressive, runs a lot, technically outstanding. Of course im still in the honey moon phase, so lets see.
Brandt
>Technically very gifted, elegant and creative player, has a good personality but often appears lethargic and unfit on the pitch. Works hard though. His issue is that he's not very fast and more importantly he's a bit slow in the head and unconcentrated, makes comical lapses in defense and sometimes has inexplicable bad stretches in offense. Can be really clutch though.
Can
>Low IQ mountain turk and overly sensitive. Works hard, wants to put in effort for the team, but has shit decision making. Has a good technique but mostly uses it to flex in build up play, with no real effect aside from when he fucks up at the worst moment. Irreliable but works hard.
Groß
> Intelligent, technically gifted player that shines near the box. Slow and static nowadays, and also can make a mistake here and there. Has found his form under Kovac and sets up many attacks
Nmecha
>Very elegant player, technically gifted, fast, strong, tall. Is working to become a proper playmaker in defensive midfield, but makes mistakes in defense and often plays carelessly in offense as if it was an exhibition match. Lots of injuries, but great potential
Reyna
>Mental midget that excells at nothing but still has a fine foot and a decent drive towards goal. Has stagnated ever since he debuted under Favre. Great talent but he seems to lack the grit to make something of it.
Sabitzer
>literal mouthbreathing retard that thinks he's some generational talent. Nonetheless: Runs a lot, works hard, and plays for the team. These days he's slow though and his shooting has gotten worse. Decent passer but too dumb to be a playmaker, you want him to press and make runs into dangerous central areas

>>149548813
saudis paid 1 billion dollars for DAZN to shove this sport on america's throat so we'll enjoy the 2 AM kickoffs and we're going to like it

>>149548813
its going to be a shit match desu sempai
whole board is asleep rn

I forgot Chukuwemeka
>Fast and explosive as hell, physical beast in the non-lukaku sense, very skilled and flamboyant. So far whenever he plays he looks extremely good, likely lacking in the tactical department, but he's a fast offensive allrounder that apparently you can put on any position on the pitch upwards of the defensive midfield. Dortmund really wants to sign him

Adeyemi
>flamboyant nigerian, very impulsive, extremely fast and dumb, very sensitive and has mood shifts during the game, but not in a dislikeable way like Sané. Wants to win and score very badly, very courageous in 1o1 (when not depressed) and generally a kino retard, who will likely never fulfill his potential
Beier
>aggressive, very fast, not extremely skilled with the ball but can win one on ones, attacks space constantly, runs at defenders, has grit. Lacks in the tactical department, a bit similiar to Adeyemi, not too great decision making and i think his shot needs to improve
Duranville
>technically gifted pacey ngubu nr. 1032
Guirassy
>in my opinion one of the best strikers in the world. Not very fast but also not slow. Extremely good hold up play, moves intelligently to help build up attacks, very elegant and intelligent player with the ball, can work very tight spaces in the box and score kino goals, also a good header. His lack of speed and a not exceptional shot technique are his only drawbacks.

>>149548878
Im a BVB fan, we are used to shit matches, atleast let me watch my team you fucking FIFA faggots

>>149548766
>celebrating that goal

why are they like this?

>>149548719
>>149548824
>>149548889
I hope this helps all frens who will watch this match and havent followed Dortmund understand the game better

>>149548902
thanks anon

>>149548900
Buyernfags celebrate every goal no matter how shit it is

>>149548902
thanks fren

Who here /hatewatching/?

>>149547307
:')

The illegals are already loud. Christ.

>>149549042
I was told ICE would be at the gates of the stadiums

>>149549053
Nah bro we have a weather warning here.

Goodnight spee

>>149548719
>>149548824
>>149548889
so how the fuck are we gonna make it out of this? bvb has been playing well

>>149549087
sweet dreams buddy

>>149549096
See>>149547487
If Bre"men" can do it, so can you.

>>149549096
you wont

>>149549087
gn fren

>>149549096
>bvb has been playing well
>mfw getting flashbacks against any of our group stage opponents

>>149549096
they conceded 3 goals to an MLS team
anything is possible anon

>>149549096
Have you not watched Dortmund play the Marmelade Sunsets? Just score more goals than you consneed and then you'll win.

>>149549096
you're not regio, dumbass

https://youtu.be/gkvqbOjDr5s?si=n0AUd_Ml-45fVdql
AI is going too far, bros

>>149547649
goat

>>149549194
deja de mamar chilango

>>149549166
>Just score more goals than you consneed and then you'll win.
holy shit did you just solve football

>>149549256
YNBAW

>>149547281
Can we spaniards wear it?

>>149549096
They will not. This is one of the worst Monterrey teams of the last few years

cmon dirtmund. bury these latino-x midgies

>>149549331
Are you retarded? In the league they are meh but in this tournamet they became GOAT tier.

>>149549310
cowboys literally came from your country so yes

>>149549310
Cowboys were originally poor and black/brown
Only retards like beaners and rednecks want to wear them

>>149549367
cowboy culture originated from spanish cattle ranchers though

>>149549389
black *brown*

Confirmed lineups are up

>>149549452
Julestans can be heard screeching rn

Coming right up!

>>149549348
>>149549389
Yay
>>149549367
/pol/ is the other way, lad
>>149549416
Ahora de vuelta a plantar coca, que como se encienda el patrón vales pito

throwing 10 shawarma on monterrey,
3-2

>>149547339
Probably gymnastic but women and men are still judged separately.

Horseback riding if you want them to compete in the same competition. Also 80% of horseback riders are women. Women’s soft nation makes bonding with horses easier as horses trust them more. Women are also pretty good at shooting with a gun.

>>149547268
>low class low IQ retards
Yeah, the average plebbit users

>Mexico vs Germany
>plays the USA national anthem

Y tho?

spare me your energy ligamx bros

>>149549649
Because it's not mexico vs germany
it's monterrey vs borussia dortmund

>>149549591
Although important to note that men still dominant horseback riding when it comes to racing because of men being more aggressive riders but in show jumping and dressage they are pretty good

>>149549655
Fuck off, as a real Tigres fan you can seriously go and fuck yourself. You don't even deserve to be there.

>US national anthem
This tournament is so grim, kek
Hope 2029 is anywhere but there..next up, amerilard style for announcements being made for each Player stepping onto the pitch

>>149549655
Both liga MX and the cesspol known as Monterrey can choke on a bag of dicks

>>149549692
there's a reason why FIFA is bending over to americans sadly

>>149549649
AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEN

>>149549655
Dubs of good luck and success

>>149549692
>This yellow card caution was brought to you by Coca Cola

>>149549655
Ill give you energy because I want to see RM test their metal against a proper latinx team. Also fuck Dortmund

ITS RAYADOS

>>149549465
>Berterame
>Mexican
What?

>>149549743
>not wearing the superior women's logo

>>149549733
Everyone rooting against >us, even mighty Halal
This feels nice for a change.

>>149549758
idk anon
blame sofascore

>>149547010 (OP)
Their mascot is a penguin.

>>149549758

>>149549452
>>149549465
GL MONTERREYBROS
MAY THE BETTER TEAM WIN!!

>>149549801
lmao we've had like 4 different mascots in the last 5 years...

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>>149549768
My sisters at Malaga FC don't forget that one champions, bumblebee. A huge reckoning is coming your way always, don't you forget it.

>>149549865
Oh no, how we dared to advance to the CL finale...I guess CL finale should be City vs Real for all eternity from now on

is it really this ez to win?

temperature in your city right now /sp/?
25C in mine

Fuck this, I will atay up and keep drinking
My boss could have have given me my vscation but NOPE
her problem now, I will come to work tomorrow with a Fahne

>>149549958
31c here

>>149549958
87 f
31 c

>>149549958
Not comfy at all in Monterrey...

>>149549915
>how we dared
EXACTLY!

That aside, the defeat at your hands was coincidentally pretty much the start of Malaga getting into the mess they are nowadays, so thats also makes them even more sore. Not your fault, though, their arab president got assblasted by the UEFA with their new regulations, and the club quickly returned to its mediocre ways

>>149549958
My room is a hotbox despite all my windows being open the entire day

Would you say Monterrey is a big club?

>>149550034
Yes, they became one in the past 25 years. They're kind of bad right now, but they do invest money every transfer window

>>149550034
We're the Chelsea of Mexico, a plastic club (we're literally sponsored by FEMSA which is one of the richest companies in Mexico and Latin America) and we only do good in the first stages and fuck it up when it matters, usually a semifinal and end up in second place.

>>149549915
With that said, hope you get a good night, and may the best team win

Let's go Monterrey Jack cheese.

My sounders would destroy both of these teams.

>>149549958
about 50c at noon
now, 31c at 3:30

>>149550025
>ynr the heights of both teams
https://youtu.be/uYPh_MGZJEM?si=pmaqQre5sUw6hrkT

>>149549958
i'm melting

Were going to win this ez. Raydos are one of the best clubs in the world

>>149549958
it's 110f in Arizona right now, celsius temperatures are at the bottom

didn't even bother checking the result of the city game yesterday while I was at work;
let's just say "lol"
As much as I like seeing the underdogs get up, I think I want Dortmund to win since they have an actual (a "real" chance you could say) against the incorrigible Real M*drid. -- It's also just really funny watching Mexicans lose

>>149550261
i don'tr understa d why people live there

>>149549958
14 and tempestuous

>>149550261
>>149550268
>humidity 13%
you'll be right, champ

>>149550147
>all those names
I hate Buyern but by now I hate PL money even more, there was a time we had Gündogan, Kagawa etc in our team and Kloppo as coach ffs...now look at our squad

>>149549958
34c it's fucking shit, this is why I can't quit alcohol

>>149550147
Dortmund at least never falters in their pursue, no matter what. Malaga is that team that peaks once and then they will struggle to get even the crumbs.

Football is like that, I'm afraid. At least the good times will always last at the back of your mind and in your heart

Wish you the best. Have a cool dwarf pic.

>>149550292
You would rather have all those names go to Bayern right you cuck? Every bundes fan is like this

Wanderlei Silva bros they're playing our song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-wCXgS_dYE

>>149549958
2C...

>>149550377
No, Id rather them keep playing for us you massive fucking faggot. We keep losing our best players year after year to Real/Barca/PL money.

>>149549958
29°C, 77% humidity, I sweat by just standing still

time to make the browns seethe

Another sold out stadium for so(y)ccer

mexican women owe me sex

if monterrey wins
>LATAM LATAM LATAM LATAM
if monterrey loses
>we don't claim these niggas

>>149550504
squid game lol

>>149550504
what do they look like?

FREE FROM DESIRE

>>149550412
Our losses the last years btw
>Bellingham, Haaland, Füllkrug, Akanji, Sancho, Delaney, Balerdi, Götze, Isak, Kagawa, Schürrle, Pulisic, Yarmolenko, Dembele, Aubameyang, Gündogan, Mkhitaryan, C. Immobile, Kagawa

>>149550479
>no timestamp
>>149550514
5'2" 140lbs

>>149550479
cute boy

>>149550514
>>149550479

>>149550479
would plap relentlessly

*tick tock tick tock tick tock*

you hear that, germs? Your time is fucking coming, you fucking bitches

Ramos is your daddy

So many empty seats

>>149550533
I see you really miss Kagawa

why do latinas get incredibly fat after their mid 20s?
I've seen way too many IRL examples of this to conclude that it's not just a meme

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbW1gifd120

>>149550556
Even brazicas rooting against my BVB :)

>>149550561
ICE on patrol

>Argentinian ref
lol

>>149550570
>>>/int/
go back and take your cancer with you

>>149550562
Yes...Kagawa, Pitsch, Großkreutz etc

>>149550506
You’re not white you Condorito face, hobbit foot, condom of a cuntree.

>>149550577
fucking kek

>>149550533
>Bellingham, Akanji, Sancho, Isak, Dembele, Aubameyang, Gündogan
shit
>Haaland, Füllkrug, Delaney, Balerdi, Götze, Kagawa, Schürrle, Pulisic, Yarmolenko, Mkhitaryan, C. Immobile
good players

I miss Schalke

>>149550506
>if monterrey loses
AHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MEXIMONKEY THOUGHT HE HAD A CHANCE
AHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149550596
and that makes you SEETHE

>a colombian had me supporting Monterrey

>>149550577
What's the excuse for the lack of Dortmond supporters?

i can tell this is an uncomfy thread just judging by the flags

thats a clean tackle wtf

>>149550612
Bro, all your teams couldn’t make it past the group stage

>>149550606
Idk Im enjoying them being in 2. BuLi kek

thank god mummy made chicken soup last night so I can warm myself up by having some of the leftovers for lunch :)

disgusting foul

vamos Rayados guey

>two-footed challenge
>no card

>>149550643
obv, he's argentine

>>149550643
Because instead of taking Racing or Platense they went for fucking BOVER out of all teams

Whats wrong with this referee?

>>149549958
2°c, luv me polar waves

>>149550570
bad diet, name one fat latina living in europe or asia

>>149550633
Thread was comfy so far atleast. No /int/ stuff, no chikaner etc.

another foul uncarded lmao

>>149549958
95 Fahrenheit

>>149550671
Maria

>>149548824
>insanely talented just like his brother
This Is why you stopped winning tournaments, you love mid shitters

>>149549958
comfy 5°C

Gooooooooooooooooooooool

>>149550663
that constant nervous whistling...

Borussia, I thought you were a good team

RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS

>>149550622
Same excuse

>>149550694
>Racing of Germany
>Good

what mexibetas won't unterstand is that Dortmund has a great KO record and the reason for that they will learn

>>149550646
watching them btfo Inter in the champion's league from a sofa bed while staying at a hotel in Surfer's Paradise with a warm cup of coffee and a /spee/ to shitpost with was one of the comfiest mornings ever

>>149550672
desu i feel uncomfy when there's no brazilians, argies, etc. i got accustomed to people not talking about the match feels weird to have every post be on topic kek

>>149550612
You lost to Auckland city

I accept your consession in advance

why am i watching this so far past midnight

>No CWC on Wednesday or Thursday

how are you going to survive?

>>149550698
americans are becoming very xenophobic
hopefully they'll change back to their old ways

I just hope the next wc won't be like this

stream is on lads

>>149550725
>You lost to Auckland city
but what if he supports river plate...
oh, nvm
lol

>>149550725
bolivians lost to auckland city
we lost to sphinter

da update

images always wanted

>>149550727
I’m not

>>149550694
Theres a reason we are called chokemund
But I will not accept shitposting from argieflags after Boca drawing 1-1 to Auckland lol

So far Monterrey is dominating

>Mercedez Benz stadium
>Hard Rock stadium
>MetLife Stadium
>Lincoln Financial Field
>Bank of America stadium

does it get more soulless than this

>>149550736
They only visited New York and that was their visit to the United States.

>>149550727
there's concakino tomorrow

Lets go NAVI

Oh no no no no

se acabó

>>149550767

>>149550759
What’s next, American Express Stadium?

AY AY AYY!!!

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>this is a 10/10 in Germany

GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149550759
>etihad stadium

HE IS NOT HUMAN

>>149550759
Welcome to Crypto.com Arena

>>149550783
>>149550479

>>149550754

Is Jobe Bellingham a fraud?

>>149550783
Literally perfection.

>>149550759
>crypto.com arena
look it up
it's real lmao

owari da

My dad is already complaining how the team is supposed to be from Germany but is filled with blacks

Reminder that Fluminense dominated this Borussia team, the second best team in Germany.

>>149550783
Good lookin brats

LMAO 2 BALLS

EHHHHHHHHH PUTOOOOOOOOO
laninxers btfo

>>149550759
>>149550780
>>149550788
>>149550796
what's the most ridiculous sponsored stadium name you've seen
we have one that used to be called "1800-SMILES Stadium"

>>149550759
Personal favorite

>>149550800
take your pick

>>149550759
;-;

Rayados will still win this

>CWC
Borussia Dortmund [1] - Monterrey 0

>montegay

*slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

Is Adeyemi any good? Is he gonna leave Dortmund?

>>149550811
Does he not understand club football?

>>149550479
That's a man

>>149549958

>>149550811
Germany is 50% black now.

>>149550759
america is a business disgused as country and controled by jews

Don Ramon era del Monterrey?

>>149550815
It was the group stage. They didnt care

>>149550859
Ese era el Barriga

>>149550823
for me, it's animefags and simps go to hell .com arena

>>149550859
Don Barriga, Ron Damon es del Necaxa

>>149550759
t. etihad stadium goer

>>149550832
>>149550783
hmmm

>>149550829
>>149550823
>>149550759
>Smoothie King Center in New Orleans

>>149550823
The arena where the Phoenix Suns play was once named Talking Stick Resort Arena.

>>149550759
>>149550823
The KFC Yum! Center. Home of the Louisville (pronounced Low-vull) Cardinals college basketball team

>>149550823
Bojangles coliseum, Kfc yum ! Arena, papá John's park

is it over? can I sleep. over.

>just tuned in
Monterey already losing
Mexibros, not like this

Monterrey Monterrey ra ra ra

>>149550823
I live in Sacramento and the old Kings arena which used to be called Arco Arena (perhaps the best sponsored name possible) spent its last few years as Power Balance Pavilion and Sleep Train Arena. Power balance was a company that made those scam bracelets, and Sleep Train was a local mattress shop.

>>149550853
Blacks make up less than 1%. Go back to /int/.

>>149550890
same question
I'm so tired bros

>CORONITA

>>149550823
guaranteed rate field or kfc yum center

>>149550890
it's not over
over

ERA

HOW DID HE MISS THAT LMAO

Monterrey is playing good

>>149550811
based dad

>>149550908
is it this legend?

>>149550836

I've betted on so many games today and this is the last one remaining. If it goes in, even with 1hcp i will get 1500 usd

>>149550868
>>149550873
tenia razon, Don Ramon se hizo pasar por fan del Monterrey para quedar bien con el Sr Barriga, creo

There's a surprising lack of chikaners here

Please don't throw anything to the corner when someone is shooting mexican'ts.

>>149550849
>feels like 0º
It really does, it's neither warm nor cold.

>>149549495
>Vales pito
>Wants to wear cowboy hat
>Tf
Grow up dude stop larping as what you clearly are not

Why is the stadium so small?

>>149550949
>plural
I thought it was only 1 dude

no touche microphoni

>>149550932
Crazy, fast forward now and Mexico don't even got a player rated above an 80

https://sofifa.com/players?na=83

Kobel is so good
As if Bürki and Sommer had a lovechild

I still find the killcam weird

>>149550968
It's a handegg stadium, handegg fields are smaller than soccer

Tecatito would have been the goat had it not been for the injury in 2022, greatest player of my generation, from Mejico

>>149550949
viva la raza puto

>>149550968
>71k capacity
it's not that small

Lmao Monterrey niggas back to been the shit team

welp, lets wrap it up

se acabo

African player of the year for sure this year...

GUIRASSIERT!!!!!

>>149550968
looks big to me

welp, looks like a blowout is coming

The mexifrauds are over

>>149550890
its over
over and out *krshh*

AGAAAIIIINN!!!

IT'S JOEVER

>>149550995
It's anything but small

That was a good ball by Dortmund, good counter

SE ACABÓ WEY

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLO

we can go to sleep now saudibro :)

it's over

Germans can't help but 7-1 poor latin americans

>>149550890
You can go to sleep now.

My mamelodi played better than these frauds

>>149551025
Where do they tailgate?

>>149551012
You sound like my high school sweetheart

>bitch slapped him
>it's fine continue

This is the most anyone has ever scored in the history of me watching this sport

PREPARE YOUR ASSES BAYERN
SEMI FINAL RAPE SOON

COMPLETELY ATROPELATING THESE MEXICAN FRAUDS

>>149550899
>a local mattress shop.
kek, nice. ours used to be named for a local brewery, but I'm pretty sure they went bankrupt because I haven't seen their beer anywhere in years.
we haven't had a naming sponsor since which is nice, although "Bluetongue Stadium" was rather elegant for a bought name

we don't need to win this

spics go home

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GODDAMN IT RAMOS

ARE YOU REALLY GONNA LET THE EUROPEANS HAVE A MAJORITY IN THE QUARTERS?

FUCK YOU

>>149551037
Based mamelodi enjoyer
Turns out that was the real group of death

I mean it's in the name, CON CACAf

>>149551041
your mom's trunk

mexico se cago como siempre

what is this dude doing?

>>149550833
lmao it's so generic
GPT tier

>Mexican in a real Madrid shirt celebrating BVB's goal
Plastic. This whole tournament is made of plastic

DEPORTED

>>149551045
i wish i wsa that bottle

Chikaner spotted

He is not human.

>>149551017
>>149551036
>>149551029
thanks, good night frens, over.

>>149550885
I wonder if the commentators have to legally emphasise the exclamation point when they introduce matches there

It's Over
Time to pack, boys

Most dangerous lead?

Give me River
Give me Urawa

>>149551099
I am afraid they do. YUM

Why is the game in Atlanta and not some southwest state

>>149551093
good night buddy
I'm leaving as well

>>149551043
I said big, not small.

>>149551102
>mexicans
>leaving american grounds willingly

>monterraped

In Concacaf the ref would've given that foul to the Monterrey player who fell before the goal happened.

>>149551048
Brazilian semifinal on one side of the bracket, German semifinal on the other, kino

>>149551104

>>149551114
Might as well finish the first half

>>149551071
APOLOGIZE

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

Think it's clear now who is the stupider Bellingham

>PSG found out
>Barca found out
>Atletico found out
don't feel too bad rayabros

Deusossa I kneel

>>149550879
holy grim
I hate when on top of being corporate it's infantile as well. Almost like pissing on your salted wounds.

I think I recall seeing something in baseball where there was like a flapjack mascot and he went inside a huge blender and it was called Flapjack Moment or some bullshit.
I hated that shit lmao

>>149551081
We are playing too well, wtf is this?
>Bellingham yellow card suspended against Halal if we win
Ffs

It’s Jobe-ver

>>149551060
Aren’t the Jap bitch that thought Borussia would dominate that group?

mexicans are so soft

Aren't America, Cruz Azul and Toluca usually the best Mexican American teams?
Why is Monterrey representing Concacaf?

>>149551150
drop the if you depp

>no bellingham derby next match
Damn it Jobe

I really thought we had a chance bros

>>149551162
>Why is Monterrey representing Concacaf?
Fifa corruption.

>>149551162
Monterrey won a concacaf CL in the last 4 years, those others you mentioned didn't.

>>149551171
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

>>149551162
those lost their spots so concacacaf could rig messi's team in.

I know it's a meme tournament but it's a bit crazy how Jobe went from English 2nd division playoff final to the QFs of the World Cup* in only 1.5 months

You have to respect that

>>149551147
pls explain this post I'm a dumdum

Ref is clearly favoring dortmund. We look better

monterrey defense in shambles

Mexicans, is Monterrey usually this bad or are they just playing badly today?

>>149551163
Eeey noch ein Deutscher wach
Das petz ich

>>149551162
Monterrey had the biggest budget last season

>>149551182
That's not only not true it also doesn't make any shred of sense

>>149551185
all lost to Dortmund in a KO game in the last two-ish years

imagine how riberbros are feeling for not qualifying in a group with inter and monterrey

>>149551201
It's our C team

Have you betted and how much are you looking to win? Betted for 150 Euro with over 8 odds total.

>>149551201
They played the whole season bad even sacked demichelis before this tournament

Imagine both of the Bellingham bros playing for England

>>149551158
Not sure what's your problem, but considering Dortmund did win that group they were not wrong whether that was me or not.

Okay that should have been 4-0 wtf

Ramos needs to retire, he looked out of shape on that second goal.

not over til it's joever

Monterrey fucking SUCKS

>>149550749
she definitely fucked that horse

>>149551220
Ahh I see, thanks.
Please make RM find out next match as well.

Weren't yellows cleared if you advance?

>>149551184
This isn't even his final form

>>149551246
okay I did and england still doesn't win anything, now what?

deossa gol before the half ends checkem

Inter x Dortmund could be a kino, fuck mexico

i dont think monterrey is going to beat the pacey gorillas

>>149551274
Only for the final

Nobody in Mexico cares about soccer. Mexico is a Boxing and El Chavo del Ocho nation.

Why are Germans even celebrating?

Bet United are SNEEDING they didn't sign Guirassy. Also why won't any German tell me if Adeyemi is leaving or not?

daily reminder that instead of having relegation, Mexican teams just pay a fine to the local druglord for their poor performance

>>149551201
The last match before the CWC they couldn't score a single goal against a team that played with 10 since the 12th minute.

>>149551289
wack

I lost my hamster

>>149551295
I refuse to believe this is real.

>>149551276
nigga looking zesty there

>>149550783
Holy bajeezus

>>149551295
That's some soulless shit.

I'd

>>149551222
it's fine, as long as this somewhat makes Gallardo get fired i'm up for it

>>149551320
Oh it's very real, and relegation probably won't ever come back. I stopped watching our league years ago

>>149551320
The drug lord part is (probably) hyperbole but the fine part is real.

>>149551320
believe it baby

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024%E2%80%9325_Liga_MX_season#Coefficient_table

>>149551320
No, it is. It's the same difference, really. You lose the money anyway getting relegated so the belief is it just better to pay the fine and move on. Drug lord bit is just a bit of memeing.

>>149551291
Based Cheves enjoyer

>>149551201
We actually look better. Not using our best team puto

Mexican teams are always strong on the Libertadores. Do MLS teams give them a hard time on the Concacaf tournament?

>visit qatar
You can tell this is not a US sport

>CWC
Borussia Dortmund [2] - Monterrey 0

>>149551347
The drug lord isn't hyperbole.
Officially it doesn't go to a druglord but Mexico is the most corrupt place on the planet so it will end up in his pockets anyway.

Such is life.

>>149551319
Sorry to hear that anon

>>149551295
Wtf is this shit?

>>149551295
>80 million MXN

That's like 4 million usd. That's not too much especially since Liga MX teams are surprisingly rich due to how large the federation is

>>149551369

This is sad to watch. Would have Toluca or America done better?

>>149551291
>spend weeks being hyped for this tournament, just like Bayernchuds
>get called out for being UEFA and therefore not caring
>now get called out for celebrating even at 3 am
Whatever do, its never enough

I can feel it, they will tie

>>149551367
I can see her pusspuss

>>149551295
bro the fucking corrupt as fuck anti relegation system has been going on so long my local team thats on the second tier just up and quit, at least, until promotion's back but even that is a cope

>>149549958
41 c
105 f

>>149551391

nah this mexican team is ass wont be watching any further. stick to playing king of fighters or something football maybe just isnt your forte

Kobel is not for sale btw

>>149551367
Imagine sniffing her undies after a 2 hours match

>>149551385
its dollars not pesos

>>149549958
8C

>>149551418
We look better than you shutters. Ref is clearly helping

>>149551394
No, they are not much better than Monterrey

>>149551418
Mexico is a baseball nation

>>149551399
movie name?

>>149551428
it says MXN

my cenny coast mariners would've at least put up a fight

>>149551416
Number 30 barely trying to block, lol

>>149551409
why do you do this Apertura Clausura two seasons in one year bullshit as well?
Doesn't that cheapen everything?

Ghastly system.

>>149551354
Its really just that old mentality of "people only want to see these teams so none of them should ever be in danger of relegation" which of course affects the rest of the national league but no one really cares to fix it

>>149551438
More like a seamen slurping nation

>>149551473

I don't care

sex

Where's the chicano??

This is not a fair game because the Mexican players are scared of being deported. Meanwhile the blonde, blue eyed athletes from Dortmund don't have this kind of fear.

In a neutral nation, Monterrey would win.

>>149551495
Funny...

>>149551295
leaving libertadores and doing this retarded bullshit killed mex football

>>149551495
t. German on vacation

>>149551418
go to bed kunta kinte

>Group A
Winner (Palmeiras) in QF
>Group B
Winner (PSG) in QF
>Group C
2nd place (Bayern) in QF
>Group D
2nd place (Chelsea) in QF
>Group E
All teams tentatively eliminated
>Group F
Winner and 2nd place (BVB and Flu) tentatively in QF
>Group G
All teams eliminated
>Group H
Winner and 2nd place (RM and Al Hilal) in QF

Considering Pachuca offered no opposition at all in group H while both Ulsan and especially Mamelodi caused some trouble to both Flu and BVB, I'm tempted to conclude Group F was the strongest group.
Also, it was obvious already but Bayern having that cheeky loss against Benfica really messed up the brackets lel.

>Monterrey win
>Still get deported by ice
>Monterrey loss
>Still get deported by ice

Its a lose lose situation

>>149551250
You little bitch, you said Dortmund would defeat Fluminense by 3-0, but you were BTFO, get fucked.

>>149551495
True

recycle
>>149546915
>>149546915

>>149546915

>>149551492
I'm kind of curious on who he would support. He larps as a German. But the thread is better without him raging against Catholics and other Latin Americans.

>>149551376
Finally found the bastard. We safe.

>>149551395
It's ok it's just cope

There was no cooling break?

Montes offensive players dont look bad, but tjeir defenders let the team down, should be 4-1 if not for Kobel. Z
They also can play ball and arent like most sudaca teams who only hack down players from what I see.

It's all business in the end every body wants a piece of the cake never ending stories ..

>>149551536
I'm not even sure if I said that, but if I did, it was probably based on what other BRbros had told me about recent Fluminense form.
Very funny if you've been butthurt about it for weeks now

>>149551573
they're saving the ice for after the game

>>149551598
Funny but for real there wasn't or I'm just imagining thing?

>>149551598
lmao