Thread 211907253

mark x brad edish

>>211907253 (OP)
Today for lunch I went to my local maccies. The self service machines were out of order (annoying) so I went to join the line. The fella in front of me had his young son with him; and his card got declined. I felt a little sorry for them, and figured maccies is relatively cheap anyway so I offered to pay for it. The man begins thanking me and stuff, and turns to the maccies worker and says “in that case, please can you add an apple pie and a mini Oreo McFlurry on too?”

I was a bit dumbfounded. He still continued to thank me, but even so… why did he add on more food without asking me?

get fucked canmong

>>211907253 (OP)
someone could send mark a cardboard brad right?

I'M A WATERMELON SLAMMED INTO YOUR DRIVEWAY

BREAKING

https://streamable.com/nj34ah

https://streamable.com/nj34ah

https://streamable.com/nj34ah

neoliberal bull logging in

>>211907309
>https://streamable.com/nj34ah
No fucking way that happened

vigorous -2 clartening

uh oh massive cansnonce meltie incoming

I am the gayest strongest man in this thread

been trying to find this girl i shagged at uni. i know her name, subject she studied etc but can't find anything.
i've been looking for the last 4 hours.

>>211907276
should have declined it after he did that. been in a similar thing with a homeless guy and ended up walking out after he took piss

>>211907297
>>211907302
>>211907372
er, lads?

pic rel as to what you like to do

>>211907361
bro shut the fuck up goddamn

brambly marsh

>>211907389
one of your mates will have her number

>>211907395
>>211907397
The dream threesome

>>211907408
no we bonked on a night out in 2017

>>211907395
Would love to suck her on her beautiful uncut william x

watching house (series 1)
there was a cheeky gaza joke thrown in there
2004 that was

What in the name of Rob Halford’s used cock ring is going on here?

chewing khat, applying coconut oil
a heinous violation will tek place

>>211907424
never understood how people do this

>>211907442
about the lupus rates in gaza?

>>211907461
you get a boner and stick in the vagina. pretty simple.

>>211907424
surely you mean after a night out unless you shagged in a club or something

>>211907442
Houseposter has infected another one

NEED to shower and shave

delicious supper lads x

he chiefed on the white boy weed
psychosis incoming
-2 about to be violated

>>211907455
sup crodie
oh dey be snappin

Thoughts on Twelver Shia Islam?

>>211907496
alri bear x

>>211907496
gothenburg ahhh scran

>>211907480
we met outside a pub then i went back to hers to listen to music and after doing a line of coke we fucked

>>211907523
they all kuffar

>>211907517
sup crodie
at dis point its not the snappening thats important
no thats just the start of it...

did you lads know, that

>>211907307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZHiFFmCVy4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG8fzqmk_kk&t=90s

bradley's been done

>>211907543
FONT

The Belgian and I are meeting at The Marquis to drink Grey Goose

just a whiff of a new computer lads
just some dancing pixelated cartoon goodie for my eyes

>>211907568
why do i hear a bedpost knocking against a wall in the background?
very distracting

thinking about girls and their bits

>>211907585
the bull is active

>>211907559
just the start of katy's painful apprenticeship

>>211907603
Good lad

nth for the holodem

watching a shit tv show only l remember and like

The cronem quicktapping Katy's untested slit mmhmm it grippeh doe

>>211907639
LOL nice metaphor for timmy

>>211907568
limmy is such a sad unfunny cunt

ALL non-cucked, non-Jew sucking, non-mercenary, non-CIA, non-faggot, non-Zionist lickspittle White Nationalists and National Socialists stand with the nation of Iran.

the amazing thing about Dancing Queen by Abba is that it starts on the bridge

mad how you can't wild camp in this country

wondering what seasideMARK is up to right now

>>211907645
CORRRRRRRRRR BADDIEDEM AFFILIATE

>>211907693
who's going to stop you?

>>211907641
go on what is it

>>211907645
used to love big boobs but after getting gf with very large ones i know those will sag like shit when the bar comes off

>>211907693
you can in scotland rorke

did the dentist that hassled are tim ever get put out of business in the end?

>>211907673
Too bad that bridge didn’t collapse into the sea.

I could right now try smegma and report what back what it actually tastes like
might not though

>>211907693
you can in dartmoor

>>211907702
if you don't like sag then you're gay

>>211907700
the woke

wanking first and then the shower

>>211907727
would love to boot that cunt in his face

messi still got it

rorke subscribing to Geoff Marshall because he loves his trains

i dont like "biboo" avatar

>>211907711
https://www.invisalign.co.uk/doctor-profile/dr--vinay-belur/1746893
Looks like he's still there

>>211907727
grim. alkies and kebabs, littering, smoke. what a shite country. we're worse than eastern europe.

>>211907758
why

>>211907693
nothing wrong with a bit of a wild camp

out for a walk in the snow with my polish gf

>>211907711
why did an indian dentist harass a mentally ill fella

Let's all love Rorke.

i've blogged the lot

jobcentre appointment tomorrow but I think I'm just gonna not go

>>211907792
gyaldemommong spotted

mmhmm the violence is increasing

>>211907763
you aren't wrong
is it good

>>211907792
most masculine male in the next decade

I see the incel retard pedo freaks have finally realized you can't use cocoa butter as lubricant for sex

So obvious they've never touched a woman before lmfao

>>211907822
stay strong neet king

>>211907822
Sanction coming your way pronto.

currently watching "Wrestlers SHOOT On Working With Hulk Hogan"

>>211907792
don't remember the last time i felt this excited about something

mad how kasabian weren't bigger than they were
same for the eagles, remember them?

>>211907839
screaming
same way they talk about hymens as well

want mousenonce back

yeah suncream protects the skin which is nice but I hate having to wash it off at night before bed, such a chore

entering the 10th hour now heathermong

>>211907853
can't trust those lies, brother
HH

>>211907865
he's scurried off back into his hole in the wall, the freak

>>211907455
>>211907839
i said coconut oil you illiterate

Fame is a gun, and I point it blind
Crash and burn, girl
Baby, swallow it dry
You've got a front row seat, and I
I got a taste of the glamorous life

>>211907758
droopy faced rock avatar

I never noticed it

bloody cock and balls in there

can't help but say "Klaus Schwab" in a very Jewish manner like "Klaus SCHWAAAAAAAB"

>>211907831
Not 'good' exactly but comfy and the main girl is cute

love the instant filter button can already tell a tranny from the thumnail

>>211907865
You don't deserve him

There were plenty of opportunities to keep him and you pushed him out

Now you can enjoy your endless pedo freak homosexual niggerotica roleplaying

>>211907792
It's time for you to get a job rorke you can sit around wanking to japanese cartoon your whole life

>barista girl was speaking to a big ol gangly 6'9 cunt today and she was laughing at everything he had to say
>came up to ask for my matcha tea
>her smile immediately fades and she acts as if I started pissing on her leg

women hate niggas below 6'3
we are animals to them

>>211907896
Yes you spastic faggot but you've been posting about niggers moisturizing each other with cocoa butter for two years now because you had no idea it cannot be used for lubrication

also Kevin Sorbo is in an episode

Anyone remember the neet who posted a video of him getting abused by his stepdad telling him to get a job? Harry or something kek. I need to find that video.

>>211907253 (OP)
looks like to catch a predator, except it's a /brit/lad about to fucking abolish an /r9k/unt

>>211907965
i never said its used for lubrication
you desperate timmy

>>211907981
Remember when sacked tranny posted the Vocaroo of his family screaming at him calling him a nonce?

Classic

thought this place was bad but sverigetraden have had 6 regulars kill themselves and it's a number they're proud of and boast about

>>211907953
yeah? i'm 5'6 reckon it would be like in kill bill when she spots a mortal enemy with the sirens going off

>>211907981
Alright Louie? Come out and everything's fine, don't come, and it's gonna be hell, understood? it's your choice. What you wanna do? You want to come now and everything will be fine? Or do you wanna stay here and it's gonna be hell? Cause that's what it's gonna be. because you're not gonna have any sweet foods or anything like that, no drink, everything like that is just gonna go into the garage So you gonna have to go get it, there will be no internet from 10 in the evening to about 8 in the morning, so you're not gonna be able to have any internet, also I'm gonna tell plusnet to disable your laptop. That would be good wouldn't it Louie? It'd be great. Also no Overwatch game, you can forget that, right. Infact I just want you to stop being on the laptop at all, I want you to do something else isntead. So why don't you try to find a new hobby, something which is not online, yeah? Something like stamp collecting or even reading a book, yeah? You need to do something which is away from being infront of the computer screen or you will just become obsessed, to a point where it's affecting your life, yeah? This has affected your life Louie, you know. This is not how you should be, Louie. This is just some person who you've become. This is not good. It's bad for you. You gotta get out of this Louie. This is really, really, really, really bad, yeah? this is really bad, yeah? All you're doing is just waiting for me to go away, cause that's what you've learned to do. Is that what your life is? All the people of your age, they're all going out doing other stuff. What you're doing Louie is walking around in your smelly bedroom, playing computergames in your piyamas. What a life. Is that your life?? Is that your life choice? is it? You can't even talk, can yer? This is what you've become.

>>211908003
lol

>>211907988
Yeah you implied they used it on each other while showering you homo mong lmfao

About to be rangebanned by your tranny janny pedo mates so don't worry you can go back to your roleplay session with the other pedo freak

>>211907981
Louis?

>>211908025
nope, i didnt do that either, you're making stuff up
seethe on

>>211908017
My dad would give this same lecture to me all the time. Still grew up to become an evil incel

>>211908044
Enjoy spending the rest of your life thinking about cock you gay freak LOL

>>211908017
>>211908028
YES
HOW CAN I FIND IT????

What you're doing Louis, is rollicking around in your smelly bedroom playing computer games in your pajamas. What a life. Is that your life, is that your life choice? Is it?

I ate a big bag of Skittles and now my teeth hurt really badly, can someone come and kiss them better?

>>211908073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2dm4_cIxFQ

LYNN SHUT UP

ok the shrooms kicked in. Not tripping balls but nice feeling

Enjoy your cuck thread you stupid dickheads LOL

fuck it lost my clue and will be ordering a pizza x

not had my tea yet
or my lunch
or my breakfast
just three glasses of wine
i simply cannot live like this

>>211908123
/brit/ is your life just as much as it is heatherpaedo's

HE'S A BASKET CASE
HE'S A FUCK UP

any yummy treat recommendations just before I embark on the bossmans trip

I am so hyped for this I can't even explain it

-3 rapid slamming

>>211908089
<3
I recall a video but that might be me watching many times and constructing a picture of the situation

>>211908161
kinder bueno ice cream cones

>>211908161
twix x

i hate dtfic just as much as the mentally ill freaks he tries to moderate

mental how i’m always serving a ban for racism when something big kicks off
was banned during the southport rights
was banned during the yank election
and just back from a ban there during all this israel-iran craic

>>211908165
Is the kid just gonna get smooshed if you trip and eat shit

>>211908089
wonder what happened to this lad

>>211908165
still haven't finished the first, I will one day, will need to restart it

>>211906011
they were natural looking in some of the films she has done, but theyre looking a bit bigger and uplifted in that so maybe she got implants

>>211908205
you're public enemy #1 in the janman office

>>211908007
>yeah? i'm 5'6
ktim
from the <5'6 girls i always get looked at because i lift and am low bf
we've got to know our audience

>>211908205
know that feel very well

>>211908186
I gotta try that

>>211908232
cunts spam cuck porn all day janny turns a blind eye
i say a racial slur and get a 3 dayer

Off to the library anyone want owt?

quicktap tek place rn
airmasses? squeakydem x

can say i've never been banned for racism
not a racist you see
been banned for nsfw and trolling and off topic and personal information and illegal in the US but never anything else to my memory

PERSIAN ROCKETS IN THE SKY TONIGHT
EVERYBODY WATCH TEL-AVIV SHINE
AND WE GON BLOW UP MOLOCHS SHRINE
EVERYBODY WATCH TEL-AVIV SHINE

ALAHU AKBAR IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
GONNA FINISH ISRAEL THIS TIME
AND WE GON MAKE JEWS LOSE THEIR MINDS

>"there's going to be a big farreri"
Best but, Louis' step dad is such a soy merchant

>>211908251
ive made threads complaining about it and gotten banned too
they think cuck shit is "international culture"

>>211908256
the latest dvd kino please mate

>>211908256
the 2nd book in the Foundation series

>>211908235
i worry about that though because if by some miracle i produce offspring they'll be even more of a midge
would need to find a great big beast of a woman to shag me

>>211908263
been banned from reddit and here for racism even though I myself am not a racist

F1 the movie

>>211908265
iron dome bros, I don't feel so good

plotting a cheese on toast for supper

>>211908293
excellent choice

mad how the freaks are all aligned in hating israel, if i went to some anti-israel rally i would be surely surrounded by pakis and chuds
meanwhile the pro-israel one is probably normal people who think they're fighting terrorism or something
they really did the psyop well, atleast for now anyway

>make a slightly above average chip
>get called a genius

>>211908319
runtime of 156 minutes!?
fuck off

>>211908338
LOL

on the phone now to the guys who pull the strings

>>211908319
>we need a 60 yr old Brad Pitt to drive our car for some reason

>>211908336
what planet are you in all the anti Israel posters are incorrigible lefty mongoloids. Only the right wing and rangers supporters support Israel here.

made my first C++ program today, you enter in a number and it tells you what the end result is when you add 13 to that number

used to just want shagging but now i look at women and instinctively feel the need to impregnate and raise a family
desperate for some kids for some reason

>>211908343
pick on someone your own size

um

174cm barefooted me
Shoes on I tell cunts I’m 5’10. That’s the height most birds think I am

>>211908380
please learn the C programming language instead

>>211908385
you are getting old and don't have enough money to pay for care so will need children to do it

>>211908385
so you can shag em probably

That Louis video is traumatising. Even more so now because how close it hits home. Listened countless times years and years ago. Since, I've had my own Louis situation.

He is 100% neet for life. Dumb boomer dad taking out frustration instead of helping.

>>211907639
who's this, timmy's long-time crush?

watching back on a recording I made of a woman with big tits on Twitch and christ she is just not interesting in the slightest beyond having big titters. just really slow mundane dull conversation like "yah........" etc

>>211908393
get him janny

several thousand metres tall

>>211908007
You a Mexican or something?

>>211908452
can't help a lost cause

>>211908432
21 thoughsoever

>>211908460
I don't like her eyes, they are too piercing

>>211908460
imagine if she did a poo right there

katy getting a lesson in onyx at the gherkin parade

>>211908452
Why have you done nothing to prevent the same fate

going for a shower and shave, you want anything?

>>211908379
yea the center-right support israel because they're the only relatively normal people left
crazy leftists, chuddies, pakis, losers, all think israel is evil
i also think israel is evil, but aligning myself wiithn that dichotomy puts you in the same camp as them. thats my point

Business idea
Get ladies to show their chebs and charge men to see them
We can call it Only Cans

stop investing in weapons and war
start investing in making animal friendly cheese

>>211908460
fucking YES I want my COCK IN HER FANNY!!!!!!

>>211908460
mad how her entire career died until she agreed to get naked again

Walked into the Punjabi convenience store I worked in more than a decade ago before I became an accountant, and the bossman and my old friend gave me these free bless him.

Used to have a great time getting pissed and eating Chinese on a night shift

>>211908338
must be on dat white boi weed

>>211908452
same, for me I had a lot of trouble in school due to learning difficulties so I would just spend all of my time on the PC, which of course would prompt my Dad to say the exact same stuff, as if I just could stop having trouble in school and suddenly gain friends

>>211908472
don't have any mexicans sorry

Business idea
Canslad drinking a can of paint

>>211908460
Cracking set of tits on her.

>>211908491
the center right also think we should import a quadrillion wogs to get the graph numbers up

right these farts now are getting a bit deadly, I think I need to go and sit on the toilet just in case

>>211908510
Is that Newcastle

>>211908460
I am literally obsessed with women. Not a bent bone my body

minus tree tight seal

>>211908532
the skyscrapers of newcastle

york uni library bean bags. funny.

14 onyx debilitating poundings
OH SHE SORE

>>211908528
yes because normal right wing people arent racist and think everyone is the same so it would benefit them economically with no downside

>>211908380
kinda mad how much you're wasting your time with c++ instead of learning rust, but you wont appreciate rust until you know c++
but keep going at it, writing code is great (writing c++ at the minute)

any willy-pullers in? I'll be pulling my willy very soon

1 porcelain 4

>>211908489
Bipolar autism adhd. Worsened through early 20's. Did very well a few times but I cannot live a life more than 6 months. Impossible for me. Until dadberg saw my successes he didn't understand.

>>211908513
Same situation. Early 20's was awful, they thought I'm lazy etc. But when I succeeded and then it fell apart they realised. It's rough. Some never realise and that sucks for them. That's why people end up on the streets.

>>211908538
cronem's addiction

>>211908560
“normal right wing people” think everyone is fundamentally a cosmopolitan western liberal deep down and if we import them here and just surround them with enough propoganda and consumer options everything will run along swimmingly. “we’re all the same” is what they actually wholeheartedly believe.

it’s actually an imperialist British impulse. Every savage is deep down a classical liberal Protestant Englishman that hasn’t been shown the correct path. With enough missionaries and education they can become like us.

the cronem skewering katie and giving her a grip score

started twitchtoil

Catbergs dead

>>211908567
I want to develop a game in the future and I know that C++ and game development have been intertwined for eons now....while Rust......................oh sweet baby jesus it ain't ready yet..........

Yanks haven’t one a full head on war against an industrial country since Japan

really liked the last killers record but no one knows it or cares

l have done...murder

where do you get magic mushroom seeds?

>>211908661
Thats because the military was segregated
US hasn't won a war since the military was de-segregated

>>211907395
seen her put a big dildo up her bum and take it back out again

>>211908643
Your worst gimmick yet heatherpaedo

>>211908706
try getting a clue instead

a selection of katie hymens for king abdool
meanwhile timmy getting dat 40yo dry rubber tyre pang pang pussy

>>211908706
lnternet

>>211908706
https://cylocybe.co.uk/

Wouldn't mind taking a nice relaxing big smelly watery shite into Ruby Granger's mouth so she can swallow it all

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

>>211908791
genetic failure award

why does he need multiple vpns to post about trannies and ruby granger
worse than heathernonce by far

>>211908656
no don't fuck about with rust with games, rust would make you do things "right" but "right" doesn't ship
im writing a game right now with c++, so if you have questions i can answer something

UMMIES

>>211908823
will you be including any /brit/-themed easter eggs

>>211908706
mushrooms don't have seeds they have spores you FOOL

dunno what she's on about the Daily Star and The Sun have run plenty of stories of these ukrainian slags breaking up marriages

>>211908848
She tekkin Kingston baton as we speak

/brit/-themed easter spores

>[Deleted]

What was it?

Another picture of dead catberg

fucking screaming

>>211908843
will i fuck, mate
hope nobody ever clocks on i post here

>>211908890
>will i fuck, mate
no you'll die an incel

>>211908848

Since the war broke out and martial law was introduced, young men have been banned from leaving Ukraine after they turn 18, but young women like Ms Yukhymenko are free to leave.

In three years of conflict, large numbers of them have chosen to do so, swapping war-torn Ukraine for European cities far from the threat of Vladimir Putin’s drones and bombs.

Few have returned, and more are leaving with every passing year.

>>211908890
dog cunt.

virginous runt in the UK but if I went to an isolated village in India......

>>211908882
tranny dildoing

>>211908924
ummington

Cronem BBC stretches and expands Katy's pussy to breaking point

>>211908914
piledrove that nerd

>>211908924
dunno why the fuck you’d do that

>>211908882
probably some poof trannard shite like there is every hour of every day on this shithole general

>>211908940
What makes you tick Titchlad? Why always the Titchmarshes at 10:04pm every single night?

>>211907276
Lmao. The absolute cheek. You were outplayed ser.

>>211908882
woman putting a dildo up her arse and using a hitachi wand on her penis until her penis spurts cum at the end

>>211908916
It's fucked mate what are you gonna go back to

Anders Fernstedt had previously become a well-known figure in Knightsbridge, where residents showered him with gifts

>>211908848
mmhmm the cronem are quicktapping them in the traphouses of paris frankfurt vienna rome etc x

>>211908945
hyping up other men becuase you know you aren't good enough to shag
even in your fantasies, you do not have the balls to involve yourself
what a pussy freak

this should be allowed

why isn't this allowed

>>211907276
Never look a gift horse in the mouth

>>211908823
you doing your own engine??

>>211908981
zapped that bug

>>211908878
hurling thru her microperforate lil timovich culdnt snap fully

>>211908988
no ponies

>>211908991
yeah
pain in the arse but you know you don't end up with unityslop

Love a bit of bumming , literally can’t think of anything else

>>211908766
Is that site legit? Surely that's illegal? Or only if you bought fully grown ones?

>>211908988
Fuck off mousenonce

Does anyone here remember Poleaboo

>>211909023
Ah yes well that looks like a perfectly legitimate link that I will definitely be clicking.

>>211909053
yeah l even met him once at a /britfeel/ meet

>>211909023
Just clicked this link

>>211907455
damn he grew a beard

>>211909023
how does it even fit when she's that tight?

>>211909053
pop on his blog occasionally
good reminder that you don't know how fucking good you've got it

>>211909074
what was everyone there like

>>211909087
ummy

>>211909007
mmhmm a devastation inside her pussy

>>211909014
mentle

>>211909116
Die at this every time

>>211909053
I know he was a lol-cow here for a while, but I found him too genuinely unpleasant for me to find even mocking him enjoyable. He should be in prison, not getting laughed at by strangers on the internet.

>>211909116
>>211909086
actually quite fit

Don't know who poleaboo is
Is he like mousey before mousey or what

^-^ pokemon go poster ^-^

fell asleep with my arm up and couldn’t move or feel it at all when I woke up was just this flaccid limb that i was grabbing with my other hand and moving about proper freaky

>>211909196
lurk moar

Sleep Token scratches the same itch as Evanescence did for 12 year old me

It's not even a guilty pleasure. I'm buzzing that an English working class band not made of nepo babies is seemingly on a course of world domination.

>woman
>her penis
>until her penis spurts cum

>>211909196
He is a sex offender who filmed his uni roommates in the shower, was expelled and transitioned to a woman to avoid the consequences. She loved Pokemon Go

>>211826683
>>211826683

>>211909292
>>211909292
>>211909292

>>211909116
what the fuk

>>211907792
Kino battlestation