>>211907253 (OP)Today for lunch I went to my local maccies. The self service machines were out of order (annoying) so I went to join the line. The fella in front of me had his young son with him; and his card got declined. I felt a little sorry for them, and figured maccies is relatively cheap anyway so I offered to pay for it. The man begins thanking me and stuff, and turns to the maccies worker and says โin that case, please can you add an apple pie and a mini Oreo McFlurry on too?โ
I was a bit dumbfounded. He still continued to thank me, but even soโฆ why did he add on more food without asking me?
>>211907253 (OP)someone could send mark a cardboard brad right?
I'M A WATERMELON SLAMMED INTO YOUR DRIVEWAY
BREAKING
https://streamable.com/nj34ah
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neoliberal bull logging in
>>211907309>https://streamable.com/nj34ahNo fucking way that happened
uh oh massive cansnonce meltie incoming
I am the gayest strongest man in this thread
been trying to find this girl i shagged at uni. i know her name, subject she studied etc but can't find anything.
i've been looking for the last 4 hours.
>>211907276should have declined it after he did that. been in a similar thing with a homeless guy and ended up walking out after he took piss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt6YiVZLhG0
>>211907297>>211907302>>211907372er, lads?
pic rel as to what you like to do
>>211907361bro shut the fuck up goddamn
>>211907389one of your mates will have her number
>>211907408no we bonked on a night out in 2017
>>211907395Would love to suck her on her beautiful uncut william x
watching house (series 1)
there was a cheeky gaza joke thrown in there
2004 that was
What in the name of Rob Halfordโs used cock ring is going on here?
chewing khat, applying coconut oil
a heinous violation will tek place
>>211907424never understood how people do this
>>211907442about the lupus rates in gaza?
>>211907461you get a boner and stick in the vagina. pretty simple.
>>211907424surely you mean after a night out unless you shagged in a club or something
>>211907442Houseposter has infected another one
he chiefed on the white boy weed
psychosis incoming
-2 about to be violated
>>211907455sup crodie
oh dey be snappin
Thoughts on Twelver Shia Islam?
>>211907496gothenburg ahhh scran
>>211907480we met outside a pub then i went back to hers to listen to music and after doing a line of coke we fucked
>>211907523they all kuffar
>>211907517sup crodie
at dis point its not the snappening thats important
no thats just the start of it...
>>211907307https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZHiFFmCVy4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG8fzqmk_kk&t=90s
bradley's been done
The Belgian and I are meeting at The Marquis to drink Grey Goose
just a whiff of a new computer lads
just some dancing pixelated cartoon goodie for my eyes
>>211907568why do i hear a bedpost knocking against a wall in the background?
very distracting
thinking about girls and their bits
>>211907585the bull is active
>>211907559just the start of katy's painful apprenticeship
watching a shit tv show only l remember and like
The cronem quicktapping Katy's untested slit mmhmm it grippeh doe
>>211907639LOL nice metaphor for timmy
>>211907568limmy is such a sad unfunny cunt
ALL non-cucked, non-Jew sucking, non-mercenary, non-CIA, non-faggot, non-Zionist lickspittle White Nationalists and National Socialists stand with the nation of Iran.
the amazing thing about Dancing Queen by Abba is that it starts on the bridge
mad how you can't wild camp in this country
wondering what seasideMARK is up to right now
>>211907645CORRRRRRRRRR BADDIEDEM AFFILIATE
>>211907693who's going to stop you?
>>211907641go on what is it
>>211907645used to love big boobs but after getting gf with very large ones i know those will sag like shit when the bar comes off
>>211907693you can in scotland rorke
did the dentist that hassled are tim ever get put out of business in the end?
>>211907673Too bad that bridge didnโt collapse into the sea.
I could right now try smegma and report what back what it actually tastes like
might not though
>>211907693you can in dartmoor
>>211907702if you don't like sag then you're gay
wanking first and then the shower
>>211907727would love to boot that cunt in his face
rorke subscribing to Geoff Marshall because he loves his trains
i dont like "biboo" avatar
>>211907711https://www.invisalign.co.uk/doctor-profile/dr--vinay-belur/1746893
Looks like he's still there
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>>211907727grim. alkies and kebabs, littering, smoke. what a shite country. we're worse than eastern europe.
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>>211907693nothing wrong with a bit of a wild camp
out for a walk in the snow with my polish gf
>>211907711why did an indian dentist harass a mentally ill fella
jobcentre appointment tomorrow but I think I'm just gonna not go
>>211907792gyaldemommong spotted
mmhmm the violence is increasing
>>211907763you aren't wrong
is it good
>>211907792most masculine male in the next decade
I see the incel retard pedo freaks have finally realized you can't use cocoa butter as lubricant for sex
So obvious they've never touched a woman before lmfao
>>211907822stay strong neet king
>>211907822Sanction coming your way pronto.
currently watching "Wrestlers SHOOT On Working With Hulk Hogan"
>>211907792don't remember the last time i felt this excited about something
mad how kasabian weren't bigger than they were
same for the eagles, remember them?
>>211907839screaming
same way they talk about hymens as well
https://vocaroo.com/1mfDLtsSaZ1Y
yeah suncream protects the skin which is nice but I hate having to wash it off at night before bed, such a chore
entering the 10th hour now heathermong
>>211907853can't trust those lies, brother
HH
>>211907865he's scurried off back into his hole in the wall, the freak
>>211907455>>211907839i said coconut oil you illiterate
Fame is a gun, and I point it blind
Crash and burn, girl
Baby, swallow it dry
You've got a front row seat, and I
I got a taste of the glamorous life
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>>211907758droopy faced rock avatar
I never noticed it
bloody cock and balls in there
can't help but say "Klaus Schwab" in a very Jewish manner like "Klaus SCHWAAAAAAAB"
>>211907831Not 'good' exactly but comfy and the main girl is cute
love the instant filter button can already tell a tranny from the thumnail
>>211907865You don't deserve him
There were plenty of opportunities to keep him and you pushed him out
Now you can enjoy your endless pedo freak homosexual niggerotica roleplaying
>>211907792It's time for you to get a job rorke you can sit around wanking to japanese cartoon your whole life
>barista girl was speaking to a big ol gangly 6'9 cunt today and she was laughing at everything he had to say
>came up to ask for my matcha tea
>her smile immediately fades and she acts as if I started pissing on her leg
women hate niggas below 6'3
we are animals to them
>>211907896Yes you spastic faggot but you've been posting about niggers moisturizing each other with cocoa butter for two years now because you had no idea it cannot be used for lubrication
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also Kevin Sorbo is in an episode
Anyone remember the neet who posted a video of him getting abused by his stepdad telling him to get a job? Harry or something kek. I need to find that video.
>>211907253 (OP)looks like to catch a predator, except it's a /brit/lad about to fucking abolish an /r9k/unt
>>211907965i never said its used for lubrication
you desperate timmy
>>211907981Remember when sacked tranny posted the Vocaroo of his family screaming at him calling him a nonce?
Classic
thought this place was bad but sverigetraden have had 6 regulars kill themselves and it's a number they're proud of and boast about
>>211907953yeah? i'm 5'6 reckon it would be like in kill bill when she spots a mortal enemy with the sirens going off
>>211907981Alright Louie? Come out and everything's fine, don't come, and it's gonna be hell, understood? it's your choice. What you wanna do? You want to come now and everything will be fine? Or do you wanna stay here and it's gonna be hell? Cause that's what it's gonna be. because you're not gonna have any sweet foods or anything like that, no drink, everything like that is just gonna go into the garage So you gonna have to go get it, there will be no internet from 10 in the evening to about 8 in the morning, so you're not gonna be able to have any internet, also I'm gonna tell plusnet to disable your laptop. That would be good wouldn't it Louie? It'd be great. Also no Overwatch game, you can forget that, right. Infact I just want you to stop being on the laptop at all, I want you to do something else isntead. So why don't you try to find a new hobby, something which is not online, yeah? Something like stamp collecting or even reading a book, yeah? You need to do something which is away from being infront of the computer screen or you will just become obsessed, to a point where it's affecting your life, yeah? This has affected your life Louie, you know. This is not how you should be, Louie. This is just some person who you've become. This is not good. It's bad for you. You gotta get out of this Louie. This is really, really, really, really bad, yeah? this is really bad, yeah? All you're doing is just waiting for me to go away, cause that's what you've learned to do. Is that what your life is? All the people of your age, they're all going out doing other stuff. What you're doing Louie is walking around in your smelly bedroom, playing computergames in your piyamas. What a life. Is that your life?? Is that your life choice? is it? You can't even talk, can yer? This is what you've become.
>>211907988Yeah you implied they used it on each other while showering you homo mong lmfao
About to be rangebanned by your tranny janny pedo mates so don't worry you can go back to your roleplay session with the other pedo freak
>>211908025nope, i didnt do that either, you're making stuff up
seethe on
>>211908017My dad would give this same lecture to me all the time. Still grew up to become an evil incel
>>211908044Enjoy spending the rest of your life thinking about cock you gay freak LOL
>>211908017>>211908028YES
HOW CAN I FIND IT????
What you're doing Louis, is rollicking around in your smelly bedroom playing computer games in your pajamas. What a life. Is that your life, is that your life choice? Is it?
I ate a big bag of Skittles and now my teeth hurt really badly, can someone come and kiss them better?
>>211908073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2dm4_cIxFQ
ok the shrooms kicked in. Not tripping balls but nice feeling
Enjoy your cuck thread you stupid dickheads LOL
fuck it lost my clue and will be ordering a pizza x
not had my tea yet
or my lunch
or my breakfast
just three glasses of wine
i simply cannot live like this
>>211908123/brit/ is your life just as much as it is heatherpaedo's
HE'S A BASKET CASE
HE'S A FUCK UP
any yummy treat recommendations just before I embark on the bossmans trip
I am so hyped for this I can't even explain it
>>211908089<3
I recall a video but that might be me watching many times and constructing a picture of the situation
>>211908161kinder bueno ice cream cones
i hate dtfic just as much as the mentally ill freaks he tries to moderate
mental how iโm always serving a ban for racism when something big kicks off
was banned during the southport rights
was banned during the yank election
and just back from a ban there during all this israel-iran craic
>>211908165Is the kid just gonna get smooshed if you trip and eat shit
>>211908089wonder what happened to this lad
>>211908165still haven't finished the first, I will one day, will need to restart it
>>211906011they were natural looking in some of the films she has done, but theyre looking a bit bigger and uplifted in that so maybe she got implants
>>211908205you're public enemy #1 in the janman office
>>211908007>yeah? i'm 5'6ktim
from the <5'6 girls i always get looked at because i lift and am low bf
we've got to know our audience
>>211908205know that feel very well
>>211908186I gotta try that
>>211908232cunts spam cuck porn all day janny turns a blind eye
i say a racial slur and get a 3 dayer
Off to the library anyone want owt?
quicktap tek place rn
airmasses? squeakydem x
can say i've never been banned for racism
not a racist you see
been banned for nsfw and trolling and off topic and personal information and illegal in the US but never anything else to my memory
PERSIAN ROCKETS IN THE SKY TONIGHT
EVERYBODY WATCH TEL-AVIV SHINE
AND WE GON BLOW UP MOLOCHS SHRINE
EVERYBODY WATCH TEL-AVIV SHINE
ALAHU AKBAR IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
GONNA FINISH ISRAEL THIS TIME
AND WE GON MAKE JEWS LOSE THEIR MINDS
>"there's going to be a big farreri"
Best but, Louis' step dad is such a soy merchant
>>211908251ive made threads complaining about it and gotten banned too
they think cuck shit is "international culture"
>>211908256the latest dvd kino please mate
>>211908256the 2nd book in the Foundation series
>>211908235i worry about that though because if by some miracle i produce offspring they'll be even more of a midge
would need to find a great big beast of a woman to shag me
>>211908263been banned from reddit and here for racism even though I myself am not a racist
>>211908265iron dome bros, I don't feel so good
plotting a cheese on toast for supper
>>211908293excellent choice
mad how the freaks are all aligned in hating israel, if i went to some anti-israel rally i would be surely surrounded by pakis and chuds
meanwhile the pro-israel one is probably normal people who think they're fighting terrorism or something
they really did the psyop well, atleast for now anyway
>make a slightly above average chip
>get called a genius
>>211908319runtime of 156 minutes!?
fuck off
on the phone now to the guys who pull the strings
>>211908319>we need a 60 yr old Brad Pitt to drive our car for some reason
>>211908336what planet are you in all the anti Israel posters are incorrigible lefty mongoloids. Only the right wing and rangers supporters support Israel here.
made my first C++ program today, you enter in a number and it tells you what the end result is when you add 13 to that number
used to just want shagging but now i look at women and instinctively feel the need to impregnate and raise a family
desperate for some kids for some reason
>>211908343pick on someone your own size
174cm barefooted me
Shoes on I tell cunts Iโm 5โ10. Thatโs the height most birds think I am
>>211908380please learn the C programming language instead
>>211908385you are getting old and don't have enough money to pay for care so will need children to do it
>>211908385so you can shag em probably
That Louis video is traumatising. Even more so now because how close it hits home. Listened countless times years and years ago. Since, I've had my own Louis situation.
He is 100% neet for life. Dumb boomer dad taking out frustration instead of helping.
>>211907639who's this, timmy's long-time crush?
watching back on a recording I made of a woman with big tits on Twitch and christ she is just not interesting in the slightest beyond having big titters. just really slow mundane dull conversation like "yah........" etc
>batties look at this and unironically go "ew. no."
several thousand metres tall
>>211908007You a Mexican or something?
>>211908452can't help a lost cause
>>21190843221 thoughsoever
>>211908460I don't like her eyes, they are too piercing
>>211908460imagine if she did a poo right there
katy getting a lesson in onyx at the gherkin parade
>>211908452Why have you done nothing to prevent the same fate
going for a shower and shave, you want anything?
>>211908379yea the center-right support israel because they're the only relatively normal people left
crazy leftists, chuddies, pakis, losers, all think israel is evil
i also think israel is evil, but aligning myself wiithn that dichotomy puts you in the same camp as them. thats my point
Business idea
Get ladies to show their chebs and charge men to see them
We can call it Only Cans
stop investing in weapons and war
start investing in making animal friendly cheese
>>211908460fucking YES I want my COCK IN HER FANNY!!!!!!
>>211908460mad how her entire career died until she agreed to get naked again
Walked into the Punjabi convenience store I worked in more than a decade ago before I became an accountant, and the bossman and my old friend gave me these free bless him.
Used to have a great time getting pissed and eating Chinese on a night shift
>>211908338must be on dat white boi weed
>>211908452same, for me I had a lot of trouble in school due to learning difficulties so I would just spend all of my time on the PC, which of course would prompt my Dad to say the exact same stuff, as if I just could stop having trouble in school and suddenly gain friends
>>211908472don't have any mexicans sorry
Business idea
Canslad drinking a can of paint
>>211908460Cracking set of tits on her.
>>211908491the center right also think we should import a quadrillion wogs to get the graph numbers up
right these farts now are getting a bit deadly, I think I need to go and sit on the toilet just in case
>>211908510Is that Newcastle
>>211908460I am literally obsessed with women. Not a bent bone my body
>>211908532the skyscrapers of newcastle
york uni library bean bags. funny.
14 onyx debilitating poundings
OH SHE SORE
>>211908528yes because normal right wing people arent racist and think everyone is the same so it would benefit them economically with no downside
>>211908380kinda mad how much you're wasting your time with c++ instead of learning rust, but you wont appreciate rust until you know c++
but keep going at it, writing code is great (writing c++ at the minute)
any willy-pullers in? I'll be pulling my willy very soon
>>211908489Bipolar autism adhd. Worsened through early 20's. Did very well a few times but I cannot live a life more than 6 months. Impossible for me. Until dadberg saw my successes he didn't understand.
>>211908513Same situation. Early 20's was awful, they thought I'm lazy etc. But when I succeeded and then it fell apart they realised. It's rough. Some never realise and that sucks for them. That's why people end up on the streets.
>>211908538cronem's addiction
>>211908560โnormal right wing peopleโ think everyone is fundamentally a cosmopolitan western liberal deep down and if we import them here and just surround them with enough propoganda and consumer options everything will run along swimmingly. โweโre all the sameโ is what they actually wholeheartedly believe.
itโs actually an imperialist British impulse. Every savage is deep down a classical liberal Protestant Englishman that hasnโt been shown the correct path. With enough missionaries and education they can become like us.
the cronem skewering katie and giving her a grip score
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started twitchtoil
>>211908567I want to develop a game in the future and I know that C++ and game development have been intertwined for eons now....while Rust......................oh sweet baby jesus it ain't ready yet..........
Yanks havenโt one a full head on war against an industrial country since Japan
really liked the last killers record but no one knows it or cares
where do you get magic mushroom seeds?
>>211908661Thats because the military was segregated
US hasn't won a war since the military was de-segregated
>>211907395seen her put a big dildo up her bum and take it back out again
>>211908643Your worst gimmick yet heatherpaedo
>>211908706try getting a clue instead
a selection of katie hymens for king abdool
meanwhile timmy getting dat 40yo dry rubber tyre pang pang pussy
>>211908706https://cylocybe.co.uk/
Wouldn't mind taking a nice relaxing big smelly watery shite into Ruby Granger's mouth so she can swallow it all
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTN_Hxgaofo
>>211908791genetic failure award
why does he need multiple vpns to post about trannies and ruby granger
worse than heathernonce by far
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>>211908656no don't fuck about with rust with games, rust would make you do things "right" but "right" doesn't ship
im writing a game right now with c++, so if you have questions i can answer something
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>>211908823will you be including any /brit/-themed easter eggs
>>211908706mushrooms don't have seeds they have spores you FOOL
dunno what she's on about the Daily Star and The Sun have run plenty of stories of these ukrainian slags breaking up marriages
>>211908848She tekkin Kingston baton as we speak
/brit/-themed easter spores
Another picture of dead catberg
>>211908843will i fuck, mate
hope nobody ever clocks on i post here
>>211908890>will i fuck, mateno you'll die an incel
>>211908848Since the war broke out and martial law was introduced, young men have been banned from leaving Ukraine after they turn 18, but young women like Ms Yukhymenko are free to leave.
In three years of conflict, large numbers of them have chosen to do so, swapping war-torn Ukraine for European cities far from the threat of Vladimir Putinโs drones and bombs.
Few have returned, and more are leaving with every passing year.
virginous runt in the UK but if I went to an isolated village in India......
>>211908882tranny dildoing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrEFKJnl1H8
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Cronem BBC stretches and expands Katy's pussy to breaking point
>>211908914piledrove that nerd
>>211908924dunno why the fuck youโd do that
>>211908882probably some poof trannard shite like there is every hour of every day on this shithole general
>>211908940What makes you tick Titchlad? Why always the Titchmarshes at 10:04pm every single night?
>>211907276Lmao. The absolute cheek. You were outplayed ser.
>>211908882woman putting a dildo up her arse and using a hitachi wand on her penis until her penis spurts cum at the end
>>211908916It's fucked mate what are you gonna go back to
Anders Fernstedt had previously become a well-known figure in Knightsbridge, where residents showered him with gifts
>>211908848mmhmm the cronem are quicktapping them in the traphouses of paris frankfurt vienna rome etc x
>>211908945hyping up other men becuase you know you aren't good enough to shag
even in your fantasies, you do not have the balls to involve yourself
what a pussy freak
this should be allowed
why isn't this allowed
>>211907276Never look a gift horse in the mouth
>>211908823you doing your own engine??
>>211908981zapped that bug
>>211908878hurling thru her microperforate lil timovich culdnt snap fully
>>211908991yeah
pain in the arse but you know you don't end up with unityslop
Love a bit of bumming , literally canโt think of anything else
>>211908766Is that site legit? Surely that's illegal? Or only if you bought fully grown ones?
https://risky.cfd/-49exploit-begin---amazon.com-phish-PIN-phisher
>>211908988Fuck off mousenonce
Does anyone here remember Poleaboo
>>211909023Ah yes well that looks like a perfectly legitimate link that I will definitely be clicking.
>>211909053yeah l even met him once at a /britfeel/ meet
>>211909023Just clicked this link
>>211907455damn he grew a beard
>>211909023how does it even fit when she's that tight?
>>211909053pop on his blog occasionally
good reminder that you don't know how fucking good you've got it
>>211909074what was everyone there like
>>211909007mmhmm a devastation inside her pussy
>>211909116Die at this every time
>>211909053I know he was a lol-cow here for a while, but I found him too genuinely unpleasant for me to find even mocking him enjoyable. He should be in prison, not getting laughed at by strangers on the internet.
Don't know who poleaboo is
Is he like mousey before mousey or what
^-^ pokemon go poster ^-^
fell asleep with my arm up and couldnโt move or feel it at all when I woke up was just this flaccid limb that i was grabbing with my other hand and moving about proper freaky
Sleep Token scratches the same itch as Evanescence did for 12 year old me
It's not even a guilty pleasure. I'm buzzing that an English working class band not made of nepo babies is seemingly on a course of world domination.
>woman
>her penis
>until her penis spurts cum
>>211909196He is a sex offender who filmed his uni roommates in the shower, was expelled and transitioned to a woman to avoid the consequences. She loved Pokemon Go
>>211907792Kino battlestation