mejico edition

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erm yeah, i'm thinkin it's over

get ready to be drafted to iran white boy

>>211909357 (OP)
bueno

I don't think we should be supporting Israel in their wars, not our fight or our problem

>>211909420
>it's totally happening this time

>>211909420
POV: you just gave me my draft order slip

>>211909427
noches

looool war blood drama and fire!!!

need to unexist

Read a stat that said 90% of the illegals deported by the Trump admin are men lololol

Pro immigration people that are anti Israel are just retards that don’t understand second order consequences

>>211909486
>We

>>211909420

get some new material buddy

It really is so bizarre to see all those people advocating for illegal criminals . Like it's actually mind blowing. Even regular non "criminal" illegals, like why would you want illegal people in your country it's so fucking odd like who does that shit

>>211909411
the more things change, the more they stay the same

>>211909357 (OP)
i look like that

>>211909637
Most of them are men, just like in Europe. Mental that feminists will be against men and say they commit all the crime yet are fine with immigration

omg so controversial!!! :0

>>211909739
I look like this

>>211909717
because they are slaves that can be paid less, its that simple

Found out why I got paid yesterday instead of today.
Apparently it's "Juneteenth" an it appears that's a Federal Holiday. I'm black and I never even heard of Juneteenth till like 3 years ago

Gonna have to start dressing better. I’m tired of feeling like a dirty bum

I look like this

>>211909786
Yeah but regular jackoffs advocate for them , people who do t even own businesses. It's so weird to see how they're brainwashed into advocating for something against their benefit

>. I'm black and I never even heard of Juneteenth till like 3 years ago

>>211909779
nice slop but you might wanna clean your room a bit

Its my firm belief that Asian women are literally made for White men.

>>211909618
i like you though

>>211909846
Im a Opossum, its my culcha

Nobody outside of Texas heard of Juneteenth
But thanks to it I’m making double my hourly rate today

>>211909846
https://voca.ro/1fiWeNOBZw1m

there's only two things't come from texas, and I dont see no horns, boy

>>211909933
I’m not from Texass
I’m from a lefty state

>>211909933
Really makes you wonder how much gay cowboy buttsex did those amber mesas see in the drive out west?

get ready for the islamojeets

>>211909357 (OP)
It was really degrading....for the dwarf

wanna play wii golf but Im too lazy to set it up in the living room

>>211909895
You're welcome.
But holiday pay is time and a half, not double time. Are you getting OT or something

was the first person to come up with the NPC meme back in 2011. I referred to customers at the computer store as NPCs and I can only assume my colleague spread it from there. How can I collect royalties if I catch anyone using my meme?

>>211909994
Lmao the current government of Canada lets foreign governments commit assassination attempts on their soil and rewards them I totally believe this

>>211910096
mai waifu<3

>>211910096
>>211910112
tifa >>>>>> aerith

Is Ghiblification still a thing
Seems it does out fast

How do you want to die?

>>211910129
>sluts
yikes

>deep dish pizza isn't Italian

watchin destiny

>>211910141
asphyxiated by a woman's thighs

>>211910154
That's not pizza.

>>211910154
Alright /cum/
Is this a sandwich?

>>211910135
I think the novelty just wore off so people moved on

>>211910188
It's an Italian pie

Hopefully I just die peacefully in my sleep
However, I will just kill myself with a gun to the head if I had terminal cancer or can't live on my own

>>211910141
like that scene from true grit

>>211910189
No, the contents are completely encased in a shell. Its a pie.

>>211910185
this
maybe if i ever have terminal cancer i'll convince my future wife to do this to me

>>211909739
>i look like that

>>211910141
Shot in the head by my girlfriend with a shotgun. Quick death and I find comfort in not dying to some stranger.

reminder that jason literally voted for this

Everytime i play with female friends I use shadowplay and record everytime they giggle and laugh, and then i edit them together and imagine its them laughing at my penis. I make sure to crack alot of jokes so they laugh alot , they have no idea why I'm really doing it

>>211910325
Both of them are clowns.

>>211910325
reminder that youre a self admitted pedophile

>>211910141
painlessly and asap

got stopped by not one, not two, but three different strangers at walmart today
>middle age skinny guy in a scooter cart stops me to tell me I look like this one "really smart" youtuber, I say uh ok and keep walking
>crackhead looking guy with ramen in his hands asks me if I have any change he can buy it with, I tell him I don't
>older guy in the parking lot with a crooked back mumbles something about water, I tell him they have water fountains inside and he walks away
leave me alone!

>>211910355
wrong pic i mean this one

>>211910339

Ice only just wrapped my head around what radiation is
Now I find that the sun emits radiation? Wtf how? And then there's "Cosmic Rays" radiation just floating through space. Wtf maybe I don't know what radiation is after all

>goshcel

>>211910395

>>211910395
So is wifi, radio, your microwave, lasers and x-rays

>>211910388
The president of YOUR country is literally a jew

>wahhh stop dont bully me for being a golem wahhh!!!

>>211910395
radiation is just different forms of heat
like heat from a stove, only with more penetration power
the heat from a stove causes surface level burns, you burn your finger and the skin on the outside dies (more accurately, it's DNA is destroyed, preventing it from generating a new cell to replace itself with when it reaches the end of its life), eventually though skin underneath replaces the burned parts
but "radiation" burns the skin underneath too, it destroys DNA deep within your body preventing all the affected cells from reproducing

>>211910395
You can actually handle a pretty decent amount of radiation without any negative effects. All the famous stories you read about radiation poisoning are from disasters where an absurd amount of radiation leaked.

Average leaf street

>>211910141
shitting my diaper in hospice

>>211910485

.

Liberal women are laughing at jew jokes, what a time to be alive.
Now I can finally share 10 years of aggregated /pol/ memes with my art-hoe gf

>>211910141
I would love to live forever but if I must die then I want it to be sudden and unexpected
if some crackhead walked up behind me and shot me in the back of the head, that would be just perfect

>>211910538
its becoming socially acceptable to hate jews and jeets

i want to have sex but i never will

Power is out today because a tree fell

right about now, the funk soul brother

>>211910623
Do you want to kiss?

>>211910141
Suffocated by a lady’s thighs

>>211910682
>>211910623
ooo anon and anon sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love, then comes marrige
Then comes baby in the baby carriage!

>>211910682
That’ll be pretty gay imo

zogbots future >>211910236
makes me smile knowing that the few golems that return will look like this. i should have grok add an israeli flag behind the golem.

>>211910538
What is Jew daycare

>>211910729
Those make work office jobs that pay women six figures to fire off two emails a day

lil guy is hiding from the storm

Drone strike the cartel in Mexico: yes or no?

>>211910763
Deport all latrinos and then drone strike all of mexico

>>211910763
I'd rather dronestrike goshpedo

why the fuck is deodorant 6 bucks now
it was 2 bucks the last time i bought some

>>211910818
which was when, 1998?

It's pretty cool how leviathans are real

>>211910818
the good stuff has always been like 6-7 bucks

>>211910762
cooo

Had a dream I called Clarence Thomas for help with a homework assignment on Andrew Johnson and he had no idea who that was lmao.

A 2 pack of speed stick is 4.69

Let me guess, you need more?

Just soiled the sofa with my ejaculate

>>211910887

I want that kind of art-hoe that corrects you every time you say a vague color.

>>211910141

>>211910958
>tfw no irritating cunt gf

Social media recap hour

Back hurts today I guess I should start walking again

>>211911002
this. so much this.

penis

Website says power will be out till tomorrow 5pm. Wondering if jews have started messing with our power grids?!

>>211910986
>umm like no babe, its not dark red, its crimson ok? Get it right!

>>211911002
What happened then

>>211911017

One of my buddies married a churchgoing virgin where they had a chaste year-long engagement beforehand. She still blew up the marriage in five years because she wanted to have a 304 phase

You guys are going to see my treadmill suffer posts and obese apu's again

>>211911002
2020 election was kino, 2024 ended too quickly and felt low energy overall

>>211911041
What is a 304 phase

>>211911055
hoe phase in zoomer language

>>211911055
Bbc phase

Any veterans of the psychic wars?

>>211911076
Heh, you think it ended?

>>211911035
Tr*mp lost Georgia to B*den and Republicans decided to handle the L in the calmest, most rational way possible (weeping about white genocide like a bunch of insane people and then trying to kill everyone in Congress)

>>211911018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_xWDAbnBSU
start walkin boy

>>211911104
Haven't walked on the 'mil since March

>Tr*mp lost Georgia

fun fact: 4chan average user count has declined to ~2015 numbers

>>211911142
now its just poltards from 2016 who are left

Busco chamba

>>211911100
I have been living on the edge so long I just don't know anymore.

>>211911159
Ayatollah Assaholla said that?

>>211910141
plugged into the pleasure matrix

>>211911186
The rest of the site is so shit now I barely go outside of /cum/ (and even here has declined in quality). The only other thing is the Mario Kart lobbies that /v/ does, those are fun

>Less than two months later, on April 7, Dahmer encountered a 19-year-old named Errol Lindsey walking to get a key cut. Dahmer lured Lindsey to his apartment where he drugged him, then drilled a hole in his skull through which he injected hydrochloric acid with a baster.

Just had a video of some bihh on my insta who said she hasn’t seen the sun in two years and can only see her kids for 15 minutes each day and just chills in her bed in some room all the time. Wondered what she has so I checked her bio and then it’s that chronic fatigue syndrome pretend illness lol
She just decided not to deal with the kids and whatever anymore, fucked off into her chudcave but of course she’s not fatigued enough to use her phone all day to run an instagram account

>>211909486
Canada doesn’t support Israel albeit
>no military aid
>just imposed preliminary sanctions against Israel
The only thing even in that ballpark is that Canada has not banned private weapons sales to the Israelis. That should happen, but it’s pretty minor in the grand scheme of things.

I'm not racist, but...

>>211911142
Probably less than that if you don't count bots, jeets, and other third worlders

>>211911219
who was in the wrong here?

>>211911219
Gosh I just love serial killers so much

>>211909846

How come baldness is much more rare in Mexicans?

>>211911258
>>211911259
Why are gay people like that tho

>>211911269
Native DNA

>>211910436

get yourself a wife that swallows

>>211911321
swallows what?

>Canada doesn’t support Israel

>>211910538
>>211910729
She’s referencing a /pol/ post that went viral

>>211911328
deez

>used to get the Reese's 10 pack at Walmart for $2.00
>pretty good deal
>buy them recently
>now you only get $8
>and the price is $2.48

fuckers

>>211911339
thats my name

>>211911304
What a hideous cunt

>only 2 people in my department to get promoted are black women

shall spend the rest of the day crying

>>211911362
you should question it openly, say something in your next meeting and ask why this happened

>>211911362
department of black excellence

Why does it hate short queens

>>211911362
They need it to feed them keeeedz and build black wealth chud

>>211911331
so sick of this cope, the jews didn't convince women to not want to have kids, women did that on their own

>>211911345
you pay $2.48 and get $8? sounds like a pretty good deal desu.

>>211911329
Canada is still controlled by Jews by proxy as an American puppet, but we’re too poor and militarily weak to contribute anything substantial. All we’ve really got is soft power bullshit like being part of the G7 for some reason, and that’s actually being wielded against Israel lately (to little effect) with stuff like mild sanctions, voting against them at the UN all of a sudden, and so on.

>no jobs out there
I'm not asking if its over, I'm asking when will it start

>>211911384
I don't want to get fired. Its not like they were incompetent, I actually liked both but they definitely weren't the most deserving.

>>211911414
nigga that was clearly a typo STOP INSULTING ME

>>211911413
And what was the ethno-religious group of all the leading feminists?

>>211911448
Rebel against it. Gym no women.

>>211911416
>>211911329
wtf are you talking about we gave tons of stuff to Ukraine for their war, that is directly supporting Israel. they got money, tanks from the 1970s, and a bunch of shot-out Browning HiPowers with busted barrels

IN FACT our government is talking about confiscating all firearms from Canadian citizens and DONATING them to Ukrainians to fight da russians. how dare you say Canada doesn't support Israel when we have been a vocal supporter of their proxy war from the very start.

>so sick of this cope, the jews didn't convince women to not want to have kids, women did that on their own

>STOP INSULTING ME

>>211911498
why would israel have such a vested interest in ukraine?

>>211911450
When all qualifications are equal, they begin to consider racial preference and gender preference.
When all qualifications are not equal, they only consider racial and gender preference.
When YOU are white and a male, you are not considered at all.

This is how it works once HR bitches get their wine-stained, childless hands on a department.

>>211911524
Money laundering scheme.

>>211911524
Backup country

remember when that hr hoe with the weird eyes said all the hr departments are gonna fire the chud truckers and ended up getting fired herself jej

need a buck tooth brunette

>>211911413
Im from the class of 2012, and I remember from like 6th grade onward they drilled into us that getting a college degree, "any" degree, will improve your standards of life and "make you 10 million more dollars throughout your lifetime than if you didnt have one". This was before progressive cancer invaded the schools btw. So yeah they kinda did.

>>211911498
The Ukraine-Russia conflict represents the will of Internationalist Jewry, while Israel-Iran is the will of Zionist Jewry. These are two factions that don’t like each other, and are in a long struggle for power. One could make the case that it’s a zero sum game for who gets the weapons, and that by donating to Ukraine, Canada is lightening the load for other countries to send stuff to Israel instead, but the Ukraine war, although another Jewish war, is not a Zionist war. Israel has pretty deep ties with Russia, on account of their large Russo-Jewish diaspora population.

>>211911524
>why would israel have such a vested interest in ukraine?

>>211911564
One day I am going to be the Russian.

for me "STOP THE COUNT" is the funniest tweet of all time

>tfw visiting my old hometown and seeing 'class of 2025' signs in peoples yards

Can't wait for Johnny Somali to be sentenced to decades in prison

>>211911590
So true

So I finished this Little Fires Everywhere show and it’s based on a novel so I just read the novel‘s plot to see what was changed.
Nowhere is the race of the protagonists mentioned and it doesn’t seem to play a big part for the story of the novel.
But the series had this whole whites are racist and blacks suffer so much thing slapped on.
Why is it always about blacks.

>>211911603
All browns in it?

>>211911567

>>211911590
rudy doing his press conference in front of a landscaping company because they got it mixed up with a hotel is the funniest part for me

>>211911569
They wanted kids to go to uni because it is a brainwashing academy to politicize them for the rest of their lives, or at least the decade following their graduation when they'll be most apt to vote and get mad about stuff.

I remember being 20 in uni and genuinely thinking "damn those Jews had it really rough, the world just keeps beating them down for now reason". I legit believed this kind of stuff because it was being taught by seemingly rational, well-intentioned, kind people.

Wisdom only comes with age though. I know better now.

Trying this new sprite + tea. turns out there's no caffeine in it. what a gyp

>>211911606
watching antisocials getting permanently locked up always brings a smile to my face

>>211911638
cute rabbit

>>211911590

>>211911569
>college=guaranteed success
the oldest scam in the book

>>211911572
Thought that was Pete 'n Bas from the thumbnail

>>211911590
ENTER

The duality of man.

>>211911679
Apply.

This is the best tweet of all time

>>211911679
Django Unchained is actually an entertaining movie. Sure Tarantino has his weird sex fetishes but everyone in Hollywood is a disgusting pervert to some degree. Race mixing and feet just happen to be his bag.

>>211911679
One is a rapist the other a terrorist

One man's rapist is another man's terrorist

bummies, im shleepy

>>211911708
The guy who did Thunderbirds and Space 1999 is a terrorist?

Jewish women with fat tits
Name something more perfect

>>211911679
Django Unchained did not suck. And I don't give a shit whether or not it's racist

I'm such a wimpy pathetic fail male. Other men can sense it naturally. they don't hesitate to call me "buddy" or even "kiddo"
I'm never going to be a tough guy.
When i walk in public i'm naturally shifty, my pupils dart around non-stop.
I will never get the respect i deserve

>>211911789
chinese girls with bound feet

hot DAMN sign me up

Django Unchained was racist against christians

>>211911708
Tbf getting a million Americans killed because you decided to come up with a pandemic strategy of telling the American people to fuck off and die simply because your dibshit, nepo son-in-law convinced you that a high death toll in US cities might help you win reelection should probably qualify as a form of terrorism.

The equivalent would be if Bush responded to 9/11 by getting on tv and whining that he wasn't gonna strike back against Al-Qaeda because New York probably won't vote for him anyway.

Going to make a movie call Rango Chained, which is all about locking niggers up and features lots of different varieties of bloody nigger torture

>>211911812
Why do you deserve respect, exactly? Respect is not obtained by demanding it, it is something that naturally grows when others see you act in a respectable manner.

Wouldn't be surprised if they made a sequel to django in the next few years

Buck status: Broken

>>211911829
Comparing COVID to 9/11 is a bit disingenuous
anyways it pretty much just kills old as fuck people so it would probably hurt Republicans anyway

>>211911789
Latinas

>>211911780
Nigga its 6 o'clock what are you 70?

>>211911878
6:55 to be precise and no.

we have to catch a bass tomorrow

Feel like a lot of 4channers are seething at me recently because I happened to take a somewhat good pic of myself and they think that's representative of my looks and attractiveness as though I never take bad pics and women are attracted to me or something. Lots of seething don't know what to say

>>211911901
Post the pic !

>>211911901
I don't know who you are

>>211911915
Finish it.

>>211911859
>Why do you deserve respect, exactly
You're right I don't deserve respect. I deserve to be spat on and crushed into the dust like the worthless worm I am,
or something

>>211911925
Denounce Mohammed now

>>211911925
are we cool?

>>211911862
I'm working on it >>211911846

What's his endgame?

>>211911915
Nah
>>211911920
Nah

>>211911780
nigga do you have AIDS how the fuck are you tired at this hour

je te dis merde

No fucking sex. None. If you are having sex, stop.
No fucking sex.

>>211911901
Can you please just kiss me?

New york city is going to have an indian mayor

Simply
Having
A wonderful Christmas time

Simply
Having
A wonderful Christmas time

>>211912007
I love this song

>>211910141
Like that monty python skit. You know the one.

going to furiously have hot and sweaty sex with my right hand tonight

>>211911992
I'm not gay!!! Ewww

>>211911063
304 is boomer language because zoomies don't use calculators

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5EhlRhQox4

Midgets haven't benefited from DEI because nobody likes them

How did all those Chinese people know who Speed was if they don't have the same internet as us

>>211912075
Midget is offensive

>>211912089
it's such a good word though

Violence is the easiest way to gain respect
This is why people worship black folx cause even if they're poor and stupid they have spirit

>>211912022
Crushed by a 16 ton weight?

>>211910623
windy niggas who up

Gonna smoke weed

>>211912075
Midgets live to like twenty, that's the lifespan of a cat, who fucking cares

>>211912098
They dont have spirit they have no impulse control and a lack of forsight, as well as low IQ.

i blocked @nextwaveamerica because he gives me the ick and he's a cringelord

>>211912115
Hey I'm high right now

Anyone else wonder why Russian porn is obsessed with anal?

>>211912119
Most people with dwarfism have a normal life expectancy

>>211912119
Peter Dinklage is pretty old

>>211912115
vaping that tiger's blood brother

>>211912115
I just rolled one

>>211912126
>no impulse control and a lack of forsight, as well as low IQ.
All of those things are charming and sovlful
jews are like the complete opposite high IQ, neurotic, good foresight, and everyone hates and distrusts them
Would you rather be a jew or a nigger?
i'd rather be a negro personally

>>211912075
Midgets haven't benefited from DEI because short height gives women the ick

little people sounds more offensive than midgets, dwarf is the coolest term

>>211912156
This is why White women get along with nogs, also why Asian women are made for White men.

Lmao midgets would rather be called a LOTR creature or a little person
"hey little guy, hey little person hows it going down there"
midget sounds stupid but at least isnt condescending like little person

I live in a small town in the south and there's a massive juneteeth parade/celebration downtown. Like 90% white too

wicked pissa

All the people I know are cunts including you guys

>>211912195
Lord Of The Rings?

>>211912115
based. I will join you in 2026

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDHTwvopOdQ

I did it again

anyone shorter than 5'9 is a little person

>>211912219
is that tim hortons

>>211912210
Nice.

>>211912228
>tfw 5'10

>>211912233
No shit! Yes its Timmies! IM GETTING TIMMED

I should probably start chopping up the lamb for din dins...

>>211912175
Idk i think there's a lot of things a little guy could do sexually that a normal couldnt
a midge could fit his legs in a whore's vagina,
or something like that

>>211912241
Thought her leg was her shoulder at first

>>211912259

>>211912219
>$3.29 for a 500ml coke

>>211912183
The future race war will be fought between ugly freakish looking HAPAs and mixed race mulattos
Grim..

Since when could you order coke from Tim's? Have I been living under a rock?

I think I'm entitled to a wife.

If you mixed a premium Ashkenazi Jew with a gorilla nigger, you'd get the perfect mix of jew high IQ intelligence with the swagger of darkie
Someone needs to get on that

>>211912268
>Ingrown
Imagine naming your band after a toenail

Who is Tim Hortons anyway

>>211912241
>lives in Irvine
KEK

Yeah I want to see a Jewess get Blacked

>>211912268
>distracted from my pain
grim

>>211912228
5'9 is tall here... Or so say my aunts.

>>211912310
Me too.

everybody STFU Im watching anime

Everyone can eat my ass

>>211912268
>girl has a nice body
>tainted with ugly tattoos
Every time.

>>211912100
The skit is that a man chooses to be chased off a cliff by naked women as his execution method. Can’t find it on YT unfortunately.

>>211912328
well it aint tall here, paco

Happy 4:20!!!!!!

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>>211912356
>>211912356
>>211912356

Surviving Ohio State

>292 posts
Who got Jannied?

>rush to work cause I'm running late
>swerving through traffic going 85 - 90mph the entire way
>manage to make it just under 20 mins late
>run in
>there's only 2 people here
>"where is everyone?"
>"oh, the shift starts 3 hours later today. You're not supposed to be here yet, only us 2 because we volunteered to come in earlier"
>mfw I rushed here for no fucking reason
>mfw now it's not quite worth going back home and wasting my gas money just to turn right back around and return

Jdimsa

>>211914029
Your mom gets jannied.

>>211909795
I'm also black and only vaguely knew about it due to a woke friend who would mention it occasionally on the 4th of July

>>211914405
my workplace is a 10 minute drive thank god

>>211914445
They're acting like it's some centuries old traditional holiday or something. I didn't grow up with it at all

>>211914457
It's only 15 minutes for me, but still just not worth driving back. I won't feel relaxed and it's just gonna stress me out and waste gas money. Now I'm sitting outside on a bench next to the woods. Last time I was out here a deer walked up behind me and wouldn't go away. He just sat there staring at me from like 10ft away. I tried backing away but he walked closer then kept staring at me. Pretty sure someone has been feeding them they're very much not afraid of humans

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>>211914516
Early and gay

We OBSERVE THE FUCKING DECENCIES.
Don't become like /ita/ making NEWs at 296 and shit , that's third world behavior but seeing as Mexico is the one who made it it fits