suzy eddie izzard edition

Can you all please be my friends

I have a 16 CP Chansey (2nd highest base HP IV in game - 1st is Blissey) but its attack IV is max, not its HP. youre still mad
irrelevant catchphrase/copypasta btw

USA USA USA

am quite literally, unequivocally, doing a poo

>>211914343
>CP

120 treats = 24 hours at the gym

Ooh my little scrotie is just twitching and tingling for some action

Was catyank a response to mousenonce? Is this all a big game to you people?

nth for shuckle

>>211914372
catyank is the jannie

>>211914372
catyank predates mousey by several years

So this is Rorke

i remember back in 2016 or so when all those variants of pepe started being made, and i felt like poor old wojak was being left in the dust, but now wojak variants have taken off too, perhaps even more so than pepe

>>211914312 (OP)

>>211914412
*yawns in your face*
aye that's good that

>>211914412
>but now wojak variants have taken off too
lad have you just spawned in from 2018 or is australian internet really that bad?

>>211914427
just ruminating on the past lad, allow a grizzled old veteran like me a little self-indulgence

going to have an ice cold can of Pepsi max

>>211914414
errr actually transfolx are very healthy and sane people OK

120 treats = 24 hours at the gym

>>211914373
i dont want a shuckle
i dont need a shuckle
fuck off shuckle

>>211914446
ironically the scars make it look slightly more like a natural willy

nose and throat burning, contemplating suicide

>>211914480
there is nothing about that that looks natural

Going to reduce my caffeine intake, I'll replace my morning cup of coffee with tea

>>211914508
BIGOT

>>211914479

17/100 battles to silver desu

>>211914508
i said SLIGHTLY more, in vaguely imitates the appearance of creases and wrinkles and even veins you'd see on a real knob, have you seen what other tranny knobs look like?

knobslits

>>211914538
weird things aren't they wonder what its like to tongue one

1/512 shiny encounter rate is m ental
I have already caught 231 pokemon

how can I tell if this gay porn I'm in is a deepfake or not

gluten free pizza

China looks kind of like America in a way.

gluten free poo

>IsLam Is tHE EneMY of WESterN civILIZAtion!!!

This is actually in China.

Chinese people live like those monsters in Zen in HL2

>>211914591
It is, yes.

>>211914612
fuck up Douglas Murray

toby :D

This looks like America but it's not.

hate people who drive chinese cars; GWM, chery, even MG these days, i silently want to run them all off the road for being traitors

Do you think if I partnered with a girl and turned her into a vtuber with me as her manager and then promoted her shamelessly I would be successful

>>211914591
yes muslims can do pilpul also

>>211914626
Rasheed

>>211914646
um, hi

>>211914646
what exactly would you be bringing to the arrangement

We really need to start a war with Iran.

>have 1 drink to take the edge off
>now on my 7th
The Celtic man’s curse

>>211914646
vague question

>>211914655
Shlomo

>>211914671
>ai slop image
Yep paki confirmed

Heard a lot of Yanks say they’re not fighting a kike war

What exactly is a “kike war”

>>211914665
iran are the good guys

(me) times defended gym: 1 (me I did it)

>>211914668
on my 6th myself
>>211914681
you are 110% jewish

>>211914312 (OP)
His classic specials are absolute kino. Shame he went full troon.

>>211914684
it's a tautology, all wars are kike wars

waging a kike war from my smelly incel cavern

>>211914684
When two bodegas get competitive

>>211914662
There are thousands of girls with anime avatars livestreaming, only some become successful. Why? Promotion.
>>211914661
REAL women only please nigel

>>211914701
Even the ancient Chinese Warring States period ones?

>>211914691
How come you didn't post here for so long?

taking the fight to the woke world order from my secret stinking evil incel command centre

>>211914714
especially them

>>211914668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qU6NGkrymg

I hope the faggot using VPNs to post here with a leaf flag kills himself in real life

>>211914685
We really need to fucking kill them. They’re a major threat to world peace. Most Iranians actually support bombing Iran because they hate the regime too.

post unrelated

D: >>211914735 D:

>>211914741
yeah?

Mental this just shows how unreliable brown cunts are with nukes. America and Russia had tens of thousands pointed at each other ready to bomb our species back to the medieval age in 2 hours yet not a hitch.

alri

>>211914757
Yes.
>>211914765
This just goes to show how necessary nukes are to secure peace if anything.

>>211914771
Reminder when he ruled Britain it was an ethnostate

>>211914765
ever heard of the cold war mate

>>211914735
i'm not using a vpn and i'm not a mod/janny

>>211914785
yeah? what happened

>>211914771
My man Big Roth. What's up dude

>>211914789
yep. nowt happened.
you reckon israelis and persians could go 50 years with the bomb at each others throats, always keeping it proxy wars and on the down low

>>211914798
pozzed globohomo blue pilled clown world kikes took over mate

>>211914785
not really an ethnostate if it's ruled by foreigners is it

>>211914819
Norman lines haven’t ruled this country since the 15th century

>>211914814
yeah?

>>211914829
why don’t you just fuck off and shag a kangaroo you australian mong

>Seven-year-old Ukrainian girl who was diagnosed with rare cancer and fled her home country to find a cure in Israel dies in Iran missile strikes

>>211914838
Done him

tapping on my wee silicon and glass slab that magically sends a message to other people’s magic screens on the other side of the planet in mere milliseconds. and these things are being used to spread globalism, homosexuality, usury and immigration

definitely not the work of satan. no siree.

>>211914829
https://voca.ro/1dHPG8J8tMOP

Emma Watson: accomplished bollock buster

>>211914906
she cares more about the feelings of male panty fetishists than she does for the safety and wellbeing of women and children

why are Israelis so comically evil

my Pokemon Go fella just run halfway across the IRL map and is stuck standing there. wonder why he went there

utterly mental how it’s accepted and even celebrated for people to have sex multiple times before marriage

the fact i’ll be laughed at for this is a testament to how far we’ve fallen as a race. The French Revolution was an ideological chernobyl.

>>211914942
because it's harder to believe and sell to people if they do comically evil things instead of something more traditional and beliveable
think about it

>>211914946
trvthnvke

>>211914942
the holocaust happened so they have carte blanche to act out their evil fantasies

Scoffing a poo

>>211914946
that's just the other side of the extreme
nothing wrong with shagging if you are into the person you're with, married or not

>>211914946

>>211914946
sound like an utter virgin mate

the Talmud allows them to do that
the Jews probably did the holocaust

>>211914921
>she cares more about the feelings of male panty fetishists
Well that’s good news for me, I happen to be quite the panty fetishist who is also male. I’m not anything close to being a troon though, I just like to see women in their undies.

considering going to the shop on the morrow and purchasing food to eat as I cannot go much longer without eating food

>>211914983
yes there fucking is
that’s the full point of marriage

sex is the most intimate bond two humans can have. when you liberalise that you cheapen all other facets of the human experience. it’s literally how new life is created. it’s supposed to be special, done by a couple wedded in front of the community and church. sacramental even.

>>211915004
sounds like a plan, stan

Modern feminism was invented by the CIA

>>211914591
mohammed was a child rapist warlord

>>211915013
humans were having sex before the church ever existed you freak

found a 2174 CP Stonjourner

>>211915041
pardon?

sad desu
can't even speak your mind anymore
military's gone woke

>>211915039
every tribe in existence had the concept of marriage and sex within that
outside that it was considered a grave crime, or rape

so many bugs flying round my room

>>211915048
absolute complete delusion, every word

god I wish gulls would shut the fuck up

>>211915058
a dark omen

>>211915013
this ideal is silly and never works in practice, even when everyone is completely religious
just another part of how christianity hates sexuality as deep down it resents everything happy and healthy. you HAVE to be a slave and do what "God" does otherwise you're a liberalising degenerate, nothing inbetween. deffo

https://voca.ro/1aTYUNoZc2mR

>>211915039
>thing has existed forever therefore is morally good
ok don't mind me while i shag this baby in it's mouth and eat it's brains it's been done for all time you see so it's fine

>>211915080
no one has been doing this commonly you strawmanning freak

>>211915080
everyone who lived before the concept of christian marriage was a literal child-rapist cannibal, of course, definitely not hysterical schizobabble

yup going to wait until marriage even though men are in their sexual prime in their teens and 20s and it's completely unhealthy to not be sexually active
thanks chud and rorke you've saved me from degeneracy

Gas stations are liminal spaces, especially the ones on a rural country road.

little faggot attention spas has stopped being obsessed with me for a bit
obviously he didnt have anything to post on his own. thats because he is a parasite

>>211915118
people married in their teens and 20s back then lad

>>211915098
>>211915111
WOW so you still imply that it would be moral simply if it were commonplace historically and apparently Christians who suggest there are moral limits are the bad guys ok

>>211915119
>_____ could be here, he thought

>>211915140
she was a jewess

>>211915131
It's spaintard

>>211915075
God is order. Logos. Anti-entropy. Not some cunt in the sky. He’s perfection. Fatherly inspiring energy. You don’t get this cause you’re a hylic.

Nonetheless we’ll follow your ideas eh. Let the peasantry shag themselves over and over for years. See how that works. All jsut atoms eh.

>>211915136
thinking that christianity somehow invented morals is genuinely retarded
people dont do demented things because it's in their instinct not to, we have empathy naturally
only actual knuckledraggers need santa in the sky to tell them what's good and not

either say it or dont post the joke

thoughts on baked beans in sandwiches?

>>211915140
what a stupid bitch
I'm not being edgy, I'm serious, that's dumb as hell.
W*men should stay the FUCK out of philosophy

just got called a hylic (lol) in /brit/

Reading the Criticism and analysis subsection of Peppa Pig's wikipedia page

I have come to the conclusion that people have far too much time on their hands.

>>211915150
Most humans are knuckledraggers, so yeah, we do need Christ to guide them.
Just look at modern secular society.

>>211915136
no, you made the equivalence that sex outside of christian marriage is inherently as morally depraved as child-rape and cannibalism
this is clearly absurd to anyone, and would have been absurd to anyone living before christianity too

unless you're one of those christians that thinks the natural state of mankind is satanic and demonic, hopeless, brutal, cruel and wholly undeserving of being saved (despite being gods favourite creation and made in his image of course)

>>211915168
stick it up your fucking arse you yank mongrel cunt
away watch “destiny” and eat a big mac whatever it is you fucking mutant cattle do

>>211915135
ok so im shagging women that could have been my theoretical wives back in those days and it's morally sound by that logic
right next topic then. sex havers win again

>>211915156
ridiculous

>>211915195
oh no no you got rattled by a *scrolls up because i dont remember the autistic term* "hylic" state of you lol

>it’s the natural state of man ergo good!
Here we see another luciferian French inversion of Gods order
You see, cavemen and African pygmies acted like this so it’s perfectly rational and normal!

>>211915140
Nice flowery way of saying that you worship Lucifer

>>211915177
why do the aussies hate peppa pig so much

Keir Starmer set to announce access to women's feet to become a human right

>>211915218
yea proving the point that Christianity hates everything natural for its own cause

>>211915231
Because man is inherently a falliable being
We need the light of the Logos incarnate, Christ, to lead us to salvation

leftypol arguing that the natural state of man was ideal while at the same time demanding ever increasing state powers to control mankind's natural behaviour

>>211915140
This sounds exactly like Jordan Peterson.

there were a lot of dogs today

>>211915234
righto weirdo
>>211915236
>if you're anti-christcuck you're authoritarian leftypol
great stuff
communism is essentially 1:1 with christianity if you remove the esoteric elements and worship 'the worker' instead

>>211915218
why do you bring up africans for no reason? this is literally your ancestors you are so keen to disparage because they had the bad luck to live before christ

sargoy of cuckdad

>>211915244
it really does
normalfags eat this shit up like candy

leftypol shagging kids because that's what his ancestors did

190 on his proxy projecting his pedo tendencies once again

>>211915296
maybe your ancestors did, would explain a lot

>>211915263
I bring up African pygmies because they are naturalist primitives incredibly insulated from our civilisation built on Christian principles

They were to me a mental image of the natural primitive man. Ergo if they do something it must be good. Because it’s primal and uncivilised. Which was your logic. Something in man’s nature has existed therefore sees no room for correction or improvement. Man is his own deity, beholden unto none. A Masonic French Revolution ideal.

>>211915305
>>211915317
>no u
I've won again.

>>211915317
what would it explain

>>211915324
cope

>>211915323
lot of assumptions
why do you think natural instinct means not wanting to improve anything? because of some mudhut dwellers in africa? absolutely idiotic

how many cans can a canslad can if a canslad can can cans

Africa beholden to 1stworld donations and WEF

imagine using africa as an example for proto-christianity when they are the most christian continent in the world and are still backwards and primitive
a self own if i've ever seen one

nah
dats not me
act like a waste man
dats not me
I used to wear gucci
I put it all in the bin
cause dats not me
https://youtu.be/_xQKWnvtg6c

>>211915317
destroyed that tosser

samefagging

my relatives lived in my village house and owed the power company so much they cut off electricity and now there's probably hundreds of thousands of penalties fucking hell

>>211915360
didn’t say that did i
man always has an urge to improve his lot

I said sexual habits which he claimed were natural (free love without the state or organised religion to enforce monogamous sexual activity in marriage) therefore are valid. His criticism was, humans had sex before the church. Extramarital sex was a big no no in most cultures Christian or not. And even if it wasn’t, why shouldn’t it be? Why shouldn’t that be improved upon if it’s spiritually and morally better for man?

>>211915389
Ancient pagan brots built Stonehenge, while modern Africans would be building mud huts without outside help from foreigners.

11 growlithe candies today

>>211915397
ok this slaps

>>211915418
lost the cold war award

>>211915450
thankyou for supporting the british music industry

Don’t know why I’m arguing with Luciferian bastards that would gladly see man at the foot of their masters, earthly men chasing riches instead of our natural order under the Lord and Creator God.

You suck the tit of Babylon and declare yourselves deities. In time the Lord shall strike thee down

omg the lord is gonna strike me down! /brit/ save me from my satantic luciferian freemasonic hylictic hyrulean french ways!!

I'm just a memer, meming my life away...
Away...

>>211915479
In time, all Western countries will succumb to barbarism and captivity again, because we've abandoned the God of the Christian Bible in favor of the god of Judaism. The talmudists that infiltrated and forced spiritual dilution of the Christian church.

That said, Christian history is full of mental clarity regarding the differences between the various races. Virtually no generations of Brits or Americans believed that we're all the same prior to the late 20th century. And that idea also came from the jewish scholars and academics spewing nonsense.

>>211915479
>>211915533
schizo babble

poo hat is the next big gimmick
poo hat

>>211915533
at least you’ve not got your head up your arse
the rare sane yank

>>211915450
>>211915464
Jah rastafar i bless you and me
https://youtu.be/Ocih6WexNEU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qRZmFYdozY

>>211915551
Your President gets slapped around on live TV by his transvestite husband. I mean HELLO france, when do we decide to wake from our stupor?

>>211915551
Zip it Frenchie, your kind have done enough damage with your ungodly revolution.

>>211915533
yeah scholars and academic spew nonsense but bible thumping on 4chan is very logical and sound lol
get a grip

>>211915569
Thank you bong. Same to you my friend.

>>211915587
Babylon bloodcart

>>211915587
if you werent historically illiterate you would understand that the french revolution didnt actually have the french people benefit

>>211915596
God bless ye. My racial kin

>>211915244
The first half sounds exactly like Jordan Peterson, her conclusion would send him into a frothing rage.

>>211915613
God bless you too!

we should bring back cool brittania
i'll start

can I just sleep with my head up, possibly even my back up? do I always have to lay down? sick of it

>>211915623
Need to bring back Ruled Britannia

Ruled by God. And patriotic British men. By our own. Not a foreigner nor traitor this fair isle.

>>211915623
>>211915642
https://youtu.be/fzqC9zFlj_A

Left is a homosexual.

If you support Israel you are a homosexual.

>>211915655
love cats. wish I was a cat in fact but I have to belong to a decent home in a good neighbourhood.

>>211915695
Jay Dyer called him Lindsey Gay-ham.

he's a nut! he's crazy as a coconut!

don't like tattoos
simple as

pitch cunting daylight out here

>>211915733
lol

>>211915739
leftypops crying and melting down and calling you an incel over this truthnuke

>>211915741
mental the night only lasts for like 6 hours

>>211915768
mental thing is not only am I not a certified shagger but my shaggee had some tattoos

>>211915796
if you havent had sex you should be humanely shot in the head and thrown into the bread slicer at lidl

>>211915776
night doesn’t come
for most of the uk between late may and august it only ever gets varying degrees of twilight
true astronomical night is the sun degrees 12 below the horizon which doesn’t happen for a few weeks

here in scotland it got dark at 11:30 and borderline daylight by 3:15

>>211915852
you are not powerful enough to do that to me

>>211915761
https://youtu.be/fbQrjLwvQYU

>>211915852
I have had sex countless hundreds of times with the same woman who has a couple of tattoos which I don't like

It will be a glorious day when the isle is ours again, combrigi

Agnus Dei

>>211915899
>not only am i not a certified shagger
are you drunk or esl or both?

>>211915856
och aye the sun laddie

Every man from John O Groats to Lands End is my countryman. I love you all like a father. Each and every single one of you. I will end Parliament. I will fight for the British race. There is nothing more noble to me. Nothing more with fighting for. If they imprison me I’ll hunger strike and make sure every man woman and child knows I do it for them. The immigrants have the knife at our throat. I won’t leave you. I am the reincarnation of Arthur. I was sent here to do this. It’s my purpose.

Sun is 92 million miles away. Some cars can hit a million miles here on earth. To drive at 60mph to the sun it would take 175 years.

>>211916023
och aye im a scotsman! haha! a drink bucky and take heroin! haha!

*begs for change as a jester*

>>211916071
about as long as it would take you to lose your virginity

dudeee weed lmao

don't think my knobule has ever smelt this bad
actually pongs to fuck

woke up in absolutely terrible mood

>>211916148
ktim in northern ireland fuck this place fuck my life

>>211916202
i am the beast that cuts the meat

>>211916204
you get gay porn up that way?
couldn't live somewhere without gay porn me

>>211916220
you've never watched gay porn in your puff you poser

>>211916220
we get gay porn yeh but prostitution is illegal theyll lock you up its inhumane

>>211916264
actually caught me red handed here
that's me embarrassed

i have been grangled in my sleep

What's the real state of the UK? Is it really that bad?

>>211916287
there will be consequences next time you lie about watching 'ay
'orn

>>211916305
you're old news grangler, it's all about hiding gay black men kissing in your images now

might start a gimmick
where i format
all of my posts like
this

>>211916326
mark my words i will return

We’re the last men of the West
On our generation hangs a burden none other has faced
Stand forthright

Hail Victory. Hail our race.

>>211916352
you're yesterday's man

back from gymtoil, got toiltoil later, feeling empty inside

>>211916352
yeah, yeah, that's why they all say old man
get outta here and take that dastardly...
*shudders* l-lord swastika with you...!
*tries to appear unaffected by his mere mention*

>>211916361
shut up lmao

>>211916361
>We’re the last men of the West
you're the lat man to get picked in PE football

>>211916382
Your streets aren’t yours
Your country hates you
You’re the last man. The last line of defence. You’re their obstacle. And you’re young. Your window is passing. Don’t let them win.

why the fuck are comfortable undies so expensive

looks like i've gayed it lads
looks as though i've gayed it in life

>>211916424
I binned them off yonks ago, get yourself some lacy panties
proper let your boys breathe they do

>>211916435
happens to the best of us

>>211916437
not designed to accomodate my massive ballbag and willy

another day in my evil gay porn incel life begins

>>211916437
>>211916424
https://voca.ro/1ktZ80vtvAcl

>>211916449
is the gay porn evil? or is it your incel life? or some combination of the two?
confusing post to say the least

distributing calvin kleins over australia from my hot air balloon and getting shot down by the air force

>>211916480
stop. digging.

genuinely need to just buy nice stuff

>>211916494
um, hi? x

might walk around with bacon on my shoulders and refer to myself as peter pig

>>211916500
i fucking hate your stupid queer gimmick ooh looks lets all talk about how sexy saying um is now
fuck OFF

my dick's full of semen

>>211916527
dont think thats how it works rorke

>>211916522
well what do you propose I say instead then? cos I'm not gonna stop being fruity
I'll die before ofcom bans me for being too fruity

>>211916527
expel that evil sludge

>>211916534
it is when you're mid-spaff

so this is gyaldemfreak

convening a council of war in my stinking-of-shite incel HQ

best arse i ever seen was on some arab lass in barcelona
was wearing some leggings and her wee arse was perfectly round and perky, can’t even describe it, kept staring at me too
should have took her then and there and pumped white semen straight in her

fancy a dettol wank me

navy captains be like "my poop deck is full of seamen"

first seamate rorke be like: "arghhhh theres a nigger on the starboard"

fast fashion cooked?

pjw in big june 2025

>>211916567
https://voca.ro/1mgCCUfSvKT3

in peep show, why did jeff act all smug like he won when he ended up with that minger sophie raising mark's kid?

*minces into the thread* OOH

>>211916609
kek good
i’m scottish tho

starmer must launch a national inquiry into my status as an incel

sneaker reselling cooked?

gorilla glueing my japseye shut for the culture

>>211916612
Peep Show was an MI5 and kike psyop designed to demoralise the British working man
>hah look at this proud white british law abiding tax paying man, isn’t he a loser???

>>211916612
dunno didnt watch it
olivia colman is the sort of bitch i like shes kind of ugly and i bet she has a flabby arse

hope space tourism becomes a big industry and accessible by regular people before my mum dies so i can show her that all this bollocks she believes about the flat earth and the firmament is in fact bollocks

anyone ever wank to cod zombies when they were young

>>211916656
???

>>211916643
she wasn't hideous when she was young (just had big bug eyes) but as she got older she got proper minging

asics cooked too

>>211916633
mark isn't a loser because he pays taxes and abides the law. he also breaks the law quite a few times. the other characters are also depicted as just as bad if not worse than him and they're drug taking dossers

>>211916656
i wanked to the dominatrix prossie in the darkwood bordello in fable 1 once

>>211916656
theres absolutely nothing i can think of in cod zombies worth wanking to

>>211916683
in black ops 2 zombies, if you play as the girl character, she'll sometimes say "my piercings are tingling... all of them"

used to like dominatrixes but since i’ve been hitting the gym more into seducing then pinning women down

>>211916683
when you get a max ammo

>>211916615
Backs to the wall lads, leftypol's here

>>211916704
>dominatrixes
the correct term is "dominatrices"

>>211916683
never turned power on in kino and got those wall crawlers that emit noxious gas?
that did things to me, that

>>211916736
yeah fuckenoaf cunt right term is fuckin erm dominatrices cunt i’m an aussie mong!!!

leftypol wanking to samantha

>>211916750
strewth mate!!

>>211916767
*sucks your aussie willie then kills you*

if you just type something like poopy poopy weewee to chatgpt it tells you to please act appropriately it basically scolds you

spent half the day trying to find this one specific image of a japanese lass that's built like mewtwo only to discover it's photoshopped

pulverise convict runts into dust
torture and mutilate australians

scared to talk to chatgpt because it tells me all my hare-brained schemes are brilliant and i'm afraid it might be goading me into insane behaviour

>>211916819
>>211916819

>>211916792
try spending half a day on trying to find one specific clue

>>211916787
why would you be acting inappropriately to chatgpt? do you not how smart he is?

>>211916616
Scottish takes lots of practice for us yanks, desu and personally Im not very good at it.

>>211916787
?