Thread 211924881

put yourself out there edish

Mongboy hiding in this thread hoping we won't mention his idiocy again

praise allah

Wish I were normal ugly rather than weird ugly

>>211924882
Deport the lot

>>211924930
mmhmm

>>211924619
he trusts them :')

The heat's made him wake up early eh

don't understand how you lot don't get bored of talking about browns and immigrants all day

>>211924947
Legally and logistically impossible
The west will be like Brazil soon. A world of mutts

>>211924881 (OP)
I'm 32 and he looks old enough to be my dad

Emma Watson's gas is stinky.

inshallah

>>211924977
Shup paki

having some ready salted walkers

>>211924991
they have trained katie sex slaves

>>211924985
That's what being a chronically underfed runmong does to a man

thinking about immigrants and how their mere presence is turning western countries into third world countries and there's nothing i can do about it depresses me so much

>>211925005
sex with non muslims is haram child

>>211925014
I've heard runners age like shit because they're constantly outside and probably don't put suncream on, or just sweat it off.

are the mods being paid to destroy /brit/ or are they just doing it because they want to

>>211924979
The great thing about the UK's parliamentary system is that nothing is impossible with an act of parliament. Anything that currently binds parliament can be undone very easily.

>>211925014
Genuinely brutal how there's 4.7k reacts on it and they one of the top 3 is laughing

allahu akbar

>>211925020
For all you know you might have abo blood. A lot of 'white' Australians do

notice how all the best characters in TV are autistic?

Why are NHS nurses paid so poorly

Bit hot innit lads

>>211925081
>pic not related

>>211925074
Fucking hell grim that

not a single good post in the entire thread

personally i'd never post the same image more than once because i'd be worried people would think i was part of a discord raid

>>211925102
House has to be on the spectrum

>>211925081
Great stick.

cronem changing their ways and following the word of muhammad

mashallah

>>211925014
it’s because he’s from HULL you thick bugger
nowt to do with running

>>211925094
How much do they earn in oz? They’re on about 35k+ here

It's hot
Might even be too hot

>>211925123
Seems like Monk would be even bigger autist

>>211925134
Go outside heathermong. It’s a beautiful day.

my incel bedroom is starting to pong

>>211925081
notice how you have no idea what autism is?

>>211925144
It'll be 21C tomorrow night which will be fun

>>211925166
mf i got diagnosed with it

Is it worth studying medical science (pre med-college) or medicine (residency in surgery) in the UK?

>>211925081
always thought dexter was an autist with a trauma-induced urge to kill rather than a proper psychopath

>>211925170
Better fucking not be

>>211925099
what flavor is that

she's DEAD and NONE OF YOU CARE
YOU ALL FORGOT

This applies to all 'mental disorders'

>>211925182
howling at how subtly, purely, slyly satirical this is

What do you believe happens after death?

>>211925179
a canadian study proved that literally anyone can be diagnosed with autism now
you're not autistic

>>211925214
did you get diagnosed with autism or something why you obsessed with this

Need to shag her.

>>211925207
Jewess, no?

>>211925207
Literally who

>>211925237
very sex with this look

>>211925014
woman next door is a runner and looks like skeletor

>>211925236
I see the wool being pulled over too many people's eyes
I see who invented these unscientific disorders (Jews). I know why they did it (for money and control)

>>211925248
scotty doesn't know

seriously can't keep up with this level of pure satire sometimes

>>211925272
Who am I?

>>211925225
we die and sometimes get a grave and then eventually everyone who remembers you dies and that. As for what happens to our consciousness, probably nothing and anyone who reckons they know is brainwashed.

people who've been diagnosed with "autism" are similar to people who've just started smoking weed
they see it everywhere

>>211925281
Do you have armed men guarding your house?

>>211925272
Yeah ok except you genuinely have some extremely profound mental disorders

>>211925272
do you think you have autism?

>>211925235
forgive me for taking to opinion of medical professionals and tests over some guy on 4chan who read a few paragraphs of a study

>>211925289
Just assume every post is a piss take

Jews probably get together and laugh about how gullible "the goyim" are. You can trick them into believing anything

>>211925321
you're not autistic you're just a regular gullible simpleton

>live in a flatshare with a white Brit and two Africans
>they leave the bathroom light on 24/7
>every morning the bathroom is filled with beautiful moths, and I end up spending five minutes collecting them and popping them out of the window
>ask them to stop leaving the light on, and explain why
>they look at me like I am insane, say "Ok" then continue as they are
Fuck my gay retarded life

>>211925301
>>211925302
he has a grudge against mental health professionals or whatever because he's obviously been told by them his entire life he's fucked in the head.
doesn't seem like he accepts that so thinks its a global conspiracy. and is currently taking the fight to them by...*checks notes*...spamming 4chan.
thats definitely a rational thing to think lol

>>211925342
hellish

>>211925333
Have sex

Ayo theres no surgeons here hahaha

>>211925342
You're right they're wrong simple as

ktim

>>211925333
are they the reason you have to spam anonymous imageboards with ai cuck fantasies instead of doing something with your life

>>211925342
Flatsharing is fucking grim mate, sorry. if it makes you feel any better there are always issues, and you never know until you've lived with them for a while.

I find it mad how Japan and Europe both developed feudal systems simultaneously without ever meeting each other

>>211925333
Are you satisfied with your life heathermong? you've spent what like 1/3 of your time on this earth and what have you achieved?

>>211925342
get a window screen ffs
don't understand why brits choose to let endless critters in through their windows in the summer
nutty

Why is leftypol spraying tankers at RAF Brize Norton? What does that have to do with anything?

>>211925225
Absolutely nothing, and thats a good thing. I have always considered an eternal afterlife to be something like a punishment from some Eldritch God... I dont want to exist forever

This situation would never have been allowed to develop in Israel

just waxed my back but couldnt get the part in the middle.

mad how israel used to support iran in the iran-iraq war and now they're bombing each other

>>211925404
Kill him.

>>211924907
what does foy mean

>>211925374
Mossad pays him

>>211925415
can you braid the part in the middle into a handle so your mates can carry you around like a suitcase?

>>211925432
'fuck off yank'

I need meat I keep fainting
I'm running out of water too :(
have to order ubereats tomorrow to get meat and liquids

doing everything i can in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom to ensure iran can not attain a nuclear weapon

>>211925356
>>211925369
>>211925375
Cheers lads... It never gets easier
>>211925397
I am a room only rentoid and thus have zero right to make installations in shared areas. I have a easy install mesh over my bedroom windows.

>>211925358
With who

>>211925445
Anyway.

might go gay for pay
gay for pay

got the weighted blanket on

>>211925469
Do you know mihai

Angela Rayner is probably the sexiest politician we've had
After Zarah Sultana

>>211925487
Thats my priest's name

>>211925496
Um....

>>211925094
with an arse like that i can see why they never get pay rises

>>211925513
the bar is really low

>>211925397
>endless
You might get the odd fly and moth if you leave a light on in a room at night with the window open, but it's not bad enough to warrant a screen. I did get a screen in an old flat because it was bad though. What happens in the US? Leave the window open for 5 seconds and get 5000 insects inside?

>>211925467
ask your landlord or whoever your renting from to install one
or put in a similar one to the one you have in your room I doubt anyone will take issue with it especially if it's easily removable

why do they do it

>>211925501
Wow hes really changed

This is the PERFECT amount of ass.

>>211925535
oh my days you a pedo

anyone remember the covid psyop

>>211925528
it depends where you are
the united states is a very big country
but where I am yes many insects would come in and possibly/probably other animals as well

>>211925445
no, I dont have friends and my back hair, through long, is not long enough for braiding

>>211925531
don't think that's 'natty'

>>211925558
Bigger than I thought.

Sleep like utter shit when it's this hot

>>211925530
*you're

>>211925551
whats wrong with he boot

>>211925094
>>211925524

apparently there is a lot of infidelity among nurses. Dunno why nurses in particular but many people corroborate it.

>>211925558
mad that so many people took the vax

>>211925581
so does everyone else you runt

stop complaining

>>211925534
Do you think as an orthodontist if I am the only person in a group of 7100 people (+/-) that'll be enough workload for me? I think we need fewer dentists in general desu,by lik 10-15%. When I got in dental school i was in the top 35%-ish

>>211925409
I used to think it was an eternal sleep and nothing more to fear than going to bed each night. Now I'm a reincarnation man, although I don't believe it's forced.

Crazy to think it was 10 years ago Trump first said he'd build that wall and arrest Hilary

Was the Vax actually bad or was it a test run for things to come

>>211925609
Yes

>>211925601
Pipe down or I'm gonna replace your cranium with your jaw you fat mong

>>211925551
Diego loves these annual tea towels

>>211925225
reincarnation probably, i think consciousness has to reform itself at some point, whether it be instantaneous or 70 million years in the future in some distant galaxy, there is no escape

>>211925595
nursing as a profession attracts a lot of bad people unfortunately
like teaching and the police force and social work

>>211925616
man... crazy. also crazy how his head almost exploded

two niggas kissing
post again
next step: ban evasion

>>211925614
So long as I am unaware of my past lives, I do not care if I am reincarnated. Thats some other cunt, not me. I am still hoping for the big sleep - I cannot wait to close my eyes and for my final breath to leave my lungs.

Room is south facing so I put a tarp on the outside of the window to block the sunlight from entering and now the room is much much cooler

>been president twice
>no wall
>Clintons still free
hmm

>>211925595
I've heard it's one of the worst professions for cheating, along with doctors, police etc. Apparently it's because they all work long shifts together so just shag around.

>>211925225
Endless nothingness sounds weird to me. People always say "it's like before you were born" but that's not endless. That's like waking from a dreamless sleep.

>>211925623
Niggas be worrying about the vax, like niggas ain’t aware of very real and provable environmental destruction. Unc done lost his marbles

>>211925578
t. jelly

casually raping my arse

>>211925657
Stay there.

>>211925496
Imagine her as a man
An incel

>>211925567
>possibly/probably other animals as well
Fucking hell, mountain lions?

bumming a dick

>>211925556
can't stop laughing at this

>>211925647
>>211925679
>anon makes up bullshit
>small brain retards come up with explanation about why it's true
this is how myths spread ya morons

if non existence was infinite then you would have never come into existence, so obviously something happens after we die

>>211925623
You were more likely to die from the vax as a young man than from covid, but all those pol posters who claimed people would drop down dead in a year were talking out of their arse.

Rorke's creps

>>211925599
good

Leafer sofas are more comfortable to lie on than bed mattresses

there isnt any actual 'evidence' but it is scientific fact

reading about things and saying out loud about how mad they are

>>211925685
why are you talking like that

>>211925712
yes but if one of those really wanted to get in they could just tear the screen open :\ I think about this sometimes thanks for reminding me

this should be labelled NSFW

always wanted to learn a second language but like what's the point

>>211925722
t. gf is a nurse
I'm sorry mate

seriously though why does no one mention building the wall anymore?

wow that's crazy

When I grew up we didn’t have toilet paper but we got news paper delivered every morning so the family would use that.

>>211925738
yeah the rest of time happens after but nothing for you

>>211925773
Realised they're basically all in already

>>211925764
No reason to.

>>211925764
why are their bodies so busted

>>211925762
When I was young I watched a documentary about mountain lions killing people in the US and it terrified me and I was scared of mountain lions for years afterwards.

>>211925764
grim

>>211925773
because they built some of it and it was immediately proven to be a total waste of money that didn't stop a single migrant so they quietly stopped since it was embarrassing

I wish this was me

>>211925792
Jewsy Royals

>>211925770
the only real way is to go to the country and learn it incidentally. that's better than learning it as a "deliberate" hobby while not in the country (i wasted a bit of time doing that)

>>211925764
sunglasses on the lass top right's head looks like C3PO hiding back there

When I was a kid I would bite and suck on every shirt I wore and in all my school photos I have a huge wet patch from sucking on my collar

>>211925792
only 4p per kg

second time I ever had sex was on a leather sofa
completely nude with my bare skin against his parent's new leather sofa while they were upstairs sleeping
what on earth was I thinking

>>211925764
Best Timmy culd do
Meanwhile the cronem are 6/2 only

sucking off a delicious coffee

Rorke getting trips on 4chan and exclaiming out loud about how his life is a movie

>>211925789
that's what normal women look like

>>211925814
>ankle braclet
corr

>>211925764

Check this out >>29009859

>>211925825
lol it really does

>>211925764
>>211925764
Sorry post id is on a different board

here is the webm

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1750408807823138.webm

What does 6/2 mean?

It was real. All of it.

>>211925854
Does that mean what I think it does :^(

>>211925868
this shit is weird just watch porn

this weather be having women like

>>211925870
something about raping children
it's his epic new gimmick he posts for attention you see

>>211925814
she looks heavy

>>211925870
Die. Off. Hot. Only half. Add. Apply. Rebel against it. You know me? Haha.

>>211925891
i'm a candid phase rn prefer it to actual porn

>>211925837
I used to walk alone here sometimes at dusk (when they hunt) and I started getting really freaked out about it especially after I saw some strangely large tracks near a strangely large pile of droppings
I was also surrounded by hills and tall grass where they could easily stalk me
and one tried to grab a child in a park not far from here a few years ago
I don't like it and I wish hunting them would be made legal here again so they'd become scared of humans again

>>211925908
bit rapey

i hate those cunts who stand around in shopping centres and talk to you trying to get you to sign up for something or donate to them, should be legal to punch them in the stomach

>>211925916
it's no different to checking out a girl's arse outside then coming home to wakn

>>211925877
all of the "x item of clothing secretly means y" stuff is just fantasy from the forked tongues of adult virgins

>>211925917
you should talk to them, you might make a friend :)

I don't like wearing white underwear because the skidmarks are more visible

>>211925814
bet her fat arse stinks in this heat

why don't people get the covid vaccine anymore? I thought they said it would needed to be boosted to keep up immunity?

>>211925764
nitrous at the beach? is that fun?

>>211925917
Fine. Fire.

>>211925917
>should be legal to punch them in the stomach
This but for people who walk slow in the supermarket or block aisles with trolleys

>>211925928
need you imprisoned

>>211925873
I was a COVID warden so that I could put it on my uni application. It was easy, just walking around reminding people to keep apart.

>>211925764
vile
should be ashamed of themselves
disgusting arses like that

>>211925917
Never engage with chuggers. They pretend they're working for the charity but they're employed by some cunt marketing company which gives a fraction of what they make to the charity in question.

>purple aki walks up to you and calls you strong
what do

>>211925927
David Scranny

>>211925948
i have to wear pants when sleeping in the gfs bed because she has white bedsheets

>>211925927
You've got to respect that they maximise what little intelligence they have

Keep doing large shites that can't be flushed, SICK OF IT

>>211925955
My dick got cut off. The raped. The blind. The cucked. The Aryan spirit. I am fucked? D1a. Thanks, stop. Dead.

>>211925873
we know you fucking stupid cunt
don't know why you freaks think everyone has forgotten just because we don't want to whinge about it 24/7 five years later

>The group of physicians tried many remedies to revive Greene, including pouring hot cordial down her throat, rubbing her limbs and extremities, bloodletting, applying a poultice to her breasts, and administering a tobacco smoke enema.
niggas were just doing anything back then

One week remains...

>>211925963
what you've never looked at a girl's arse in waterstones or asda or something and then wanked later?

>>211925868
this line is just unappealing, don't care if you call me a bender

mood
https://youtu.be/xu89R4727w4

>>211925970
i'm very self-conscious and susceptible to social pressure, it feels like they're targeting people like me specifically because i feel bad about ignoring people who are trying to talk to me, even though i shouldn't because i know they're just hollow cunts

why the fuck did I reply to my own post
whatever

>>211926000
We need this as our permanent OP pic with slight variations every time depending on recent gimmicks.

>>211926000
Do these every really take place or is this just a recurring joke?

>>211925917
I ended up talking to a Red Cross bloke once and he was telling me about how we need to reduce immigration and stop people entering the country, I can't even remember how we got onto that subject.

>>211926002
no that's genuinely extremely creepy behaviour

lnshallah the assisted dying bill shall pass

>>211925201
Cherry la

>>211926002
Why do people film women's arses? Really don't understand it but I'm not an arse man.

>>211926034
Are you East Asian?

>>211926021
>recent gimmicks
such as

>>211926002
wonder how much ol lad shat himself when she turned around

>>211926042
They'll never be assisted dying in Israel
Tells you everything you need to know

kill yourself heatherpedo

>>211926021
That's so funny and based just like we do over at britfeel on r9k

>>211926045
looks good might get an ice cream bar this weekend

the girlies are posting pics of south east asian lasses on crystal cafe with the caption “does their asianness make you feel less than”

>>211926059
they don't give a fuck

see OP here >>>/gif/29009824

>>211926069
Goyim lives are worth less that's why

>>211926069
they're being assisted by iran right now

>>211926086
>crystal cafe
all men

Dispensable goyim
Disposable goyim

oh look another epic vpn gimmick how original

i want to be happy

any cute /brit/ twinks at sheffield pride this weekend?

Dislike gay freaks

>>211926097
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1750408425960645.webm

>>211926081
don't think they use it anymore

oh great gay posting haha so funny get it he's gay and horny laughing my ass off

>>211926137
its a lie sold to you by capitalism. happiness is not the goal, what we desire is peace and contentment which is different from the dopamine spike e call happiness

saw three great bums in bikinis yesterday

>>211926175
Why are you mentally ill?

>>211926177
Corr....

>>211926002
would chat up while purchasing yhe binble

oh my daaaays is that a typo reposted for the millionth time howling screaming pissing and shitting and rolling on the floor laughing this place is hilarious

Haven't they invented air conditioning you can wear underneath clothes?

me when it gets over 20 degrees

rape the disabled

Shower time :P

>>211926180
hm dont htink so mate

>>211926241
When?

gimme another one something you posted before that'll really send me over the edge
>>211926241
there it is oh brother you have really got me this time

Why do people pretend that a 30c temperature is better than 20c

>>211926225
why do you come here every day if it pisses you off so much lad?

>>211926261
corr proper beer garden weather innit

>>211926255
it is so and i says so so it is done

>>211926251
I am Fares. I went to highschool.

Weather in Iceland this week

>>211926269
I am laughing what have you the impression that I am "pissed off"

>>211926305
ginger

>>211926292
get me on a flight there pronto

coffee poo now loading 82%

some post this
>211926292

I like Asian women

no please stop it's too much too funny I can't breathe

>>211926303
you were being all passive aggressive, happens a lot
fair enough if you actually enjoy it

>>211926177
vile buggers

>>>/his/17776610
new

>>211926352
you're such a whingey cunt lmao

it's too fucking hot aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHH

>>211926358
no this thread is sooo funny
I love all the originality and creativity

not that hot today
lots of cloud cover finally

>>211926382
I can't say i am having a good time and laughing at this comedic thread without someone attacking me? lighten up and enjoy the ride haha wahey

>>211926416
makes it worse, like a big blanket on top

wow already time for a new one? I might need to take a break i can hardly feel my face after all this

>>211926450
His home country is definitely Germany

>>211926371
shouldn't do this. you wouldn't want posters from other boards spamming their gay memes here would you

>>211926341
Not surprising seeing as you're a freak who posts here

>>211926450
i look like this and say this

Poo

>>211926371
people on /his/ really really really hate any threads about religion

Get the bloody new made you bastards

new
>>211926575
>>211926575