Solstice Eve Edition
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/our girl/ edish

>>211938734
Hideous, wouldnt even want to turn her into a lampshade or soap

>>211938734
yikes

why do white people want to be Asian so bad?
https://youtu.be/-5H2Gtj_M1Q

>>211938778
Jew soap smells weirdly good.

Italians? WHITE?!
I haven’t heard a knee slapper like that one in a LONG time!

>>211938815
Could not pay me enough money to press play on that

After the coffee wears off I lose the will to live

it's hip to be square

>>211938924
goddamn that nigga is looking old

>>211938815
Posted it in the dead thread award

>>211938944
Last 2 years or so his age has been showing a lot more. He had a lot of energy for an old fat guy in his first term and the gap in between.

>>211938734

When they’re runnin down our country, man
They’re walkin on the fighting side of me
Runnin down our way of life
Our fightin men have fought and died to keep
If you don’t love it, leave it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wP0K7xdM5Zk

>Man I'm excited to be booting up this cool new game!
>MADE IN UNREAL ENGINE on the splash screen

>Amerika girl

>>211939085

Scratching the cheeks

>>211939041
Anons in this very general claimed bottom left was attractive btw

>>211939143
She is

>>211938734
She looks like a pterodactyl but I can work with that

>>211939130
I made that post as it loaded up the first time, and by the time I fonished it the game had a crash to desktop

>>211938734
why does she look like this

>>211939171
Jewish conditioning claimed another one

>>211939283
>Jewish
Nigga she PLASTIC

is pussy cream real? i also doubt the female orgasm

>>211939335
Both real, should have went with squirting, now that's the one that causes a lot of butthurt debate for some reason.

>give blood test
>get a call that i have a new doctor
What did they meme by this?

>>211939406
Chemical analysis shows that it’s literally piss
You’re just getting pissed on

>>211939429
Why does squirt dry kinda chalky then? Piss on the bed and that never happens. Checkmate scientists

>>211939544
It comes from the urethra and the only thing it’s connected to is the bladder

>>211939599
And yet its properties differ slightly from pure piss. Scientists? STUMPED

Be honest cum if you had a vagina and a penis would you try to fuck yourself?
Again be honest, God can tell a liar

>>211939671
If you take a bucket of piss and add water to it does it become a bucket of water

>>211939704
But you can't say it's pure piss either anymore, now can you?

Chatthew, GPT stated Ford, GM, and Mercedes are the most pro white car companies so I will browse their offers

>Iran's Foreign Minister, Abbas Araqchi: 'The Iranian nation does not have the word 'surrender' in its vocabulary'
Jewbros, we got greedy....

>>211939544
Piss also leaves an ammonia residue thoughbeit
People used to collect it from public bathrooms and use it for washing clothes

>>211939743
Piss is water + urea and minerals
Adding more water to it doesn’t change that it’s piss

semen or creampies?

>>211939750
Knew a kid whose grandma said she would never buy a Ford because of Henry's beliefs about the chosen

>jackson hinkle
>MAGA communism

Just saw an off-topic political post outside of /pol/

>>211939767
I mean the Jews are clearly gonna use these 'losses' as an excuse to escalate their attack and claim it was provoked

>>211939853
just downvote and ignore

Back in the foggy recesses of history the ancients would only make their sperm one day of the week and it was god's day

We now call this Sunday

>>211939811
So the entire ocean is piss then? Undoubtedly contain billions of gallons of piss

>>211939767
obviously trying to bait orange man into joining

My liver aches horribly like it feels heavy. I only had 3 beers yesterday. I'm only 25 wtf

>>211939902
Exactly
The ocean is fish and whale piss as well as shit and micro plastics

Chillin by the lake
Feels good

>>211939960
That lake is actually piss btw

>>211939977
A lot of it is mine

Crazy how fish eat and drink piss and shit
And they’re full of micro plastics and parasites
I ain’t eatin sushi

>>211939938
Psychosomatic

Thinking about switching to piss jugs

>>211940024
No it's real. The pain is exactly where my liver is located too, and so thirsty
I think past binge drinking has weakened my liver so much that now even a small amount of alcohol hurts it

>>211940095
This is piss

Latest white woman to sleep with one of her students

>>211940069
Might as well only drink large amounts then

>>211939264
Like a fertility goddess?

>brown eyes and bushy eyebrows
that's that "California white".

>>211940189
Multiple foids get arresting for doing this every week, people are finally noticing.

>>211940233
Anamaria Milazzo

did terrone get jannied?

>>211940294
Italians aren't white

>>211940233
Brownpipo, blacks, and orientals unironically DO have a very low threshold for being White. Really makes you think o algo

>>211940322
Seems like it

https://youtube.com/shorts/ofWEjvrQutA?si=njAml1hqctZauGLE

>no more social media recap hour
BASED

"kissing the homies goodnight" is just tricking people into becoming homosexual.

>>211940322
He finished learning Arabic and joined Hezbollah

>>211940427
He'll be back, ban-evading is trivial nowadays

Judicial branch is always the most insidious

>>211940465
No it's male bonding, the Spartans used to do it

>>211940675
the famously straight ancient greeks

>>211940675
>its not gay, this ancient country with state enforced homosexuality did it!
Ayoo we got a joker in /cum/!

>most popular male pop star (benson boone) is mormoid
>best movie of the year (minecraft) is directed by mormoids
Is it over for the jews and muttoids?

>>211940776
Mormons are weird heretical cultists but they are still preferable to Jews in ever respect. Might even say desirable for them to inherit the USA.

applied for a job using chatgpt

Mormons claim to be Christian so that’s good enough for me
Not a fan of the weird underwear or restrictions of caffeine/alcohol

who in the living fuck is benson boone

>>211940833
>Company writes out job posting using ChatGPT
>Anons apply with ChatGPT written resumes
>Company uses ChatGPT to filter the best resumes and choose who to hire
Says a lot about our society or something. Ted o algo

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>211940776
bait used to be believable.

Mormons used to just be weird heretics with no benefits back in the 1950s because everyone actually valued family and community
Now you need to be a Utah Mormon for that

>>211940893
industry plant, ignore the other guy

Every time I hear that Beanson Coone song I want my head to explode

>>211941121
OH MR. ELECTRIC BLUE I WANNA DANCE LIKE YOU HOW DO YOU GET SO COOL

didn't shower all week
didn't change my undies or wear a bra either >:3

wassup wassup

>>211941207
i also didnt wear a bra

>>211941207
>Redditpaki bringing the troon persona back out
LOL

>>211941295
He can’t resist the BCC

https://youtu.be/Qnl1qKpP-x8

feeling super blackpilled atm

>>211941555
why blackpilled
are you a negro

i have hazel eyes, is it over for me?

>>211941581
Nah, non-whites love that shit

>>211941541
hello

>>211941602
sah dude

why couldnt this cheap mexicunt put some fucking bubble wrap around the package? im gonna tear his ass up in the ebay review

>my wife
okay normie

>>211941633
nothing much. how are you doing?

Before I met my wife i felt incomplete. Now I'm finished

>>211941662
p good. me and my dad are gonna go get some chinese food for supper

Poo Seal

>>211941694
nice. enjoy

>>211941696
Ahh yes the Indian Poop Seal (Sealus Neocanadensis)

>>211941694
you must be at least 18 years of age to post on this board

>>211941750
he's 30 something

>>211941704
Stop.

>>211941773
the dad or the anon

>>211941806
anon, obviously

>>211941295
im a girl

>>211941814
huh

>>>/r9k/81550346
made one

>>211941841
what?

>>211941806
Catyank is a 30-something autistic NEET who lives with his parents and posts about Star Wars and Orthodox Christian theology all day.

>>211941837
Classic redditpaki

>>211941852
>Redditjeet trooning out and worshipping BWC
Why does this general make people lose their minds?

>>211941860
he's a sigma chad

I went to pick up a spoon and almost couldn't because it was so heavy :$

>>211942019
Safe.

Iraq is harboring weapons of mass destruction

>>211942057
My underwear is hiding a weapon of ass destruction

ONLY THE TOP 10% of MALES ARE FUCKING AND BREEDING ALL WOMEN. MEANWHILE THE BOTTOM 90% OF "men" AREN'T FUCKING AND BREEDING AT ALL.

THAT IS WHY ALL CHILDREN AND TEENAGES IN SCHOOL CURRENTLY ARE ALL RELATED TO ONE ANOTHER.

AND THE SAD PART IS. EVEN ONLY 10% OF CHAD'S MALE OFFSPRING END UP GOING ON TO FUCK AND BREED ALL WOMEN.

MEANWHILE 90% OF CHAD'S MALE OFFSPRING DON'T FUCK OR BREED AT ALL.

THIS IS THE TRUE STATE OF OUR SPECIES.

>>211942133
okay?

>>211942133
isn't that the natural order?

>>211942210
Rebel against it.

>>211942133
Yeah take it to /r9k/

You’re telling me a chicken fried this steak?

i enjoy clipse's new single titled So Be It (currently #1 on Trending for music).

*thread grinds to a halt*

>>211942710

Holy cow

>IBV refers to the act of intentionally changing the focus of one’s eyes from clear to blurry without any external stimuli or objects obstructing one’s vision. In simpler terms, it allows someone to see a blurred image at will.
Can you do this cum? The two times I have heard someone mention they can blur their sight at will, someone replies by saying they thought they were the only ones who could do it.

Contacted the seller on eBay gonna see if I get a refund wish me lucky buddy boyos

>>211942895
Yes. Can't everyone?

>>211942975
Apparently not.

Went on a lindywalk

Went on a soywalk :(

>>211943125
Rebel against it.

really activates those almonds

>>211943248
men will put up with all of those things just for pussy

>>211943318

>>211943387
whore of babylon

>>211943404
Stop being antisemitic

Face and ex-GF reveal

You make we wanna go dancing
You make we wanna try on feminine
You make we wanna go buy a new dress
You make me wanna slip off the new dress

Going on an incel bike ride tomorrow

>>211943530
Are you going to wear slutty biker shorts

>>211942334
LOL!

>>211943592
I'm going to wear my slutty new swimming trunks

Faggots

Why do I keep getting a 120 second timer on every post

Gonna cruise for anonymous gay sex tomorrow

>>211943328
pussy is not good enough for that

nobody gives a damn about what I say, it must be because I'm not a human, that must be it.

do any of you suffer from addiction?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaCnVF4faJE

>>211943709
Post in one thread for 30+ minutes and it will stop

>>211943709
dynamic IP

>>211943717
good pussy is unironically life's greatest pleasure

>>211943734
Im addicted to oxygen I’d literally die without it xD

Virginity update:

I am hungry but I don't want to eat anything, what do I do in these situations?

>>211943760
>>211943760

i had it all when i was younger though, do i really need to keep getting it?

>>211943793
drink a cola

>>211943793
work out

>>211943760
it feels good in the moment
afterwards, you're back to your shitty existence like nothing changed at all

>>211943819
I hate that crap, it's too sweet

>>211943793
you're not actually hungry just bored

>>211943839
drink sweet tea

>drink a cola
https://youtu.be/OWcf7RN7mdQ

>>211943458
Why would you date someone that short? Being a head taller than the girl is already painful for me.

>>211943838
find a girl thats willing to have sex (almost) every night and this isnt an issue

>>211943838
i always got it from my girlfriends so it wasnt like that. i would keep the pussy on a regular basis

>>211943248
women enjoy sex much less than men

it's not just me saying this, scientific research has shown this

>>211943865
Small = cute
Cute = good

>>211943909
all people are different, some do, some dont

>>211943947
kleiner plz

>>211942133
trvke, I fucking kneel

>>211943850
I haven't eaten anything since yesterday

>>211943954
ill fight if america is invaded or if we balkanize (into a white ethnostate no less)

All my niggers nazis

>>211944010
DAS RITE

>>211943909
This only really applies to casual sex. Women enjoy sex as much as men when they're doing it with a lifelong partner.

Sex with someone you love feels better in general.

I just remembered that I have bacon, I'm going to cook bacon with eggs.

>>211943947
do you like my clubs name in GTA? they only give you a few options and i thought it was silly

Losing my virginity felt great for a few days then it was back to shitposting in /cum/ and wageslavery
The desire for another taste was all-consuming some days, I can see why so many lesser men ruined their lives in pursuit of it

>>211943709
What the fr*ck the same happened to me

>>211944010
NHH

>>211944077
why didnt you just get a girlfriend

Shut your bitch ass up

>>211944022
>Sex with someone you love feels better in general.
that's true having sex with sluts makes me feel bad but when I used to do it with my ex it was different, I hope that whore dies of cancer.

back from work niggers

>>211944084
Lick lick lick

>>211944099
>Sex with someone you love feels better in general.
its the best

>>211944073
Jailhouse Rock type shit

>>211944112
its the meth rape dungeon. no german scat however

Reading Trainspotting and I got to the story about uncle Dode who gets called a nigger and stabbed twice for picking a fight with the nig-sayer. Really grim stuff. Makes me realize that nazis are in-fact NOT ok and I do not want them around.

>>211944077
good post. women are one aspect out of many of you life. dont make them your life.

>>211944093
I don't think it's reasonable to do something like that when so much of my life in other areas isnt up to my standards. Why invite someone into a shit life? I've gotta better myself before opening myself

>>211944133
I was more pissed at the dead baby part.

>>211944133
youre a homosexual and we will accept you though?

>>211944146
>Why invite someone into a shit life?
well thats how i am now, when i was younger there was a window where it wasnt

I possess knowledge that - if shared - would leave y‘all niggas SHOOK

>>211944099
Pleasure from sex is something like 80% emotional, 20% physical.

>>211944101
What a nothingburger.

>>211944191
TRVKE

>>211944191
this is how i know youre not a virgin

>>211944186
At least you had that chance

Pleasure from sex is 100% friction ;-)
Little joke

>>211944235
European.

jerking off feels better than fucking whores. also nothing worse than kissing a girl you arent attracted too
t. knower

I spent a year having sex with random women before I ruined me mentally and I decided to never have casual sex again

Honestly expecting to die a virgin
KTIM

>>211944255
Why would you ever kiss a girl you're not attracted to

>>211943458
Umm she’s Chinese

>>211944296
Courtesy

an animalistic hate fuck is the best
I could tell the story again but last time I got muted for it being off topic
lol sex is off-topic here

>>211944303
I didn’t say (aboriginal)

Should I cook it? It's expired from 5 days... (June 15)

*smacks lips
Sheeeeesh bruh
*does hang hitting motion*
This that heat that had stanley diggin them holes

>>211944296
sometimes you are just not in right mind, okay?

>>211943458
That guy's hair looks a bit like the hair of the Brazilian incel chud who posted his selfie in /cum/.

are fleshlights worth it

>>211943458
thats not you

>>211944296
because you're horny, then it goes away and you feel like shit.

i want to stop having a MILF and mommy fetish

>>211944340

>>211944368
I kissed one (1) girl who I wasn't attracted to
Came to her place because we had a project together and then I drank way too much wine

>>211944433
jesus christ no, throw that shit out

>>211944433
It's probably fine, just looked oxidized

>>211944433
toss it out, not worth it

>>211944459
>>211944487
It's beef and I'm assuming he won't be eating it raw and he hasn't had it sitting on the counter
There is NOTHING wrong with eating it if it doesn't smell bad

>>211944402
I got rid of mine because I was tired of cleaning it and it also felt too tight for me.

Mexicans in Tijuana are protesting for the last few days to deport their illegals. They are calling it an invasion of mexico

>>211944517
Mexicans in Mexico City seethe about Americans moving to Mexico City and changing the local culture

>>211944517
>>211944544
and who gives a fuck? fuck them.

>>211944544
Mexican culture isn't worth preserving

Mexicanx-Americanx Spanish is honestly fucking horrendous sounding
They sound like they slur every single word and can barely speak the language but I don't speak Spanish so I wouldn't know

>>211944503
Its not worth it. That probably cost like $8 and will supply him a meal or two. If it's bad he gets food poisoning.

Just throw it out and buy more.

>>211944544
damn gringos

Bluesky Is unusable unless you're a tranny libtard

By the year 2100 the entire population of Mexico and Central America will move to the mainland US while all Americans will move to Mexico and Costa Rica after what would be a population exchange

>>211944440
i was somewhat drunk too

>>211944544
and they make things more expensive...

mexico city has no real culture, a shitty city with an attempt of communists that have the country in the shit, because of those faggots who gave up guns in the 70's so the narco took the power of the country.

I guess I've only ever had casual sex but there were times where it was more emotionally involved I guess because we got to know each other and/or just really were into each other. I'm probably not the best person to weigh in on this but, I preferred the "animalistic" fucks better. I could just do whatever I wanted to those people and they'd let me, then I'd leave. I don't really care about most people and don't want to get attached so I preferred those. The emotional ones made me feel gross but they felt good, almost better, in a different way too.
>>211944402
If you're gonna buy a toy get a hip toy, fleshlights are not work it

>>211944672
You all make housing more expensive here. Tit for tat

>>211944433
Is everything printed in both English and French there? What's like having 2 official languages? Mexicans don't bother to learn English even if they live in the states.

>>211944637
No shit, the site was specifically made for libshits that wanted to escape X

i hate mexico city so much, i hope another fucking quake kills them.

>>211944340
>>211944433
Ground meat is one of the worst items to allow to go off. I would just throw it out. I try to use ground meat the same day I buy it for optimal freshness, let alone five days past the best before date.

>>211944761
that's not true

>>211944644
Asking grok if this is true

>>211944765
In Qc it's has to official for the two languages

i live in Michoacán and i'd much rather live in Mexico City instead of here

>>211944544
CDMX has no culture. Who would make the delicious burgers if all the Americans were deported?

going to jerk off and then take a nap. then interview prep and gym

>see photos of a hot chick
>hear her speak and she sounds like a braindead redneck or a nigger or both
every time

>>211944517
Funny thing about illegal migrants is that not even their home country wants them. It is usually the bottom of the barrel people the ones who do illegal migration.

>>211944747
>I'm probably not the best person to weigh in on this but, I preferred the "animalistic" fucks better. I could just do whatever I wanted to those people and they'd let me, then I'd leave.
Same, I honestly think it's much more intimate and hot just doing it animalistically than romantically. Maybe my brain is fucked though

>>211944637
It's unusable if all you consume is political content like a braindead retard
My feeds mostly cooking, with smatterings of artists works, film news, and randoms whos personal projects I'm following
maybe get your head out of your ass and touch grass

>>211944863
It's probably both and you were bothering her having sex with black bf

>>211944765
Federal regulations require packaging in both English and French, but it’s pretty rare to encounter francophones outside Quebec or Northern New Brunswick.

>>211944903
I do both, just depends on the mood.

How do i get an outspoken palestinian campus activist gf and impregnate her with my bwc to save her from orange man deporting her

My aunt went insane and believed Trump was speaking directly to her and tried to convince her to drown her baby to save America

>>211944973
Think most women would rather get deported to the South Sudan than be with you tbqhwyatpm

>>211945009
How is the white race to take back America if women are doing insane shit like this?

>>211945009
Some women get psychosis after child birth.

>>211945009
this is referred to as a chud overdose

CC is the hottest one

Turks are part of the white race

>bwc bbc
they have to include race in everything? it's quite disturbing.

>>211945009
You must block the Trump 5G radio waves from doing further damage. This could be you next time!

>>211945142
>>211945143
>>211945155
sexo con mejican bummies

>>211945177
I'm literally an overweight brown guy, do you really want that?

>>211944910
*whose
>>211945009
hot, is she single and child free now? How old is she?
>>211945143
Yeah, I dunno why they can't just say seeking big dick, why stereotype and specify like that? So if an Asian dude has a big dick, he can just go fuck himself?? It's rude and fetishistic

>>211945203
yes!

Diegos just mad he has a little latinx pepper between his legs

>>211945009
she needs the hat. there's too many waves around

>>211945120
right is most feminine

>>211945120
all trans btw

>Ela pensa em casamento
>Eu nunca mais fui a escola

>>211945177
I'll die a virgin. I don't like physical contact with people I don't know (everyone).

>>211945297
True.

>>211945143
>>211945210
Seeing interracial pairings triggers a disgust response, like that study which found that seeing gays triggers the same response as seeing maggots. Miscegenation porn is a disgust fetish like scat or gay sex.

>>211945120
Can't find it right now but I'm looking for the video where some 40s/50s-something guy is called into a courtroom where the judge is reading off his charges of stalking Caitlin Clark, and before she can even finish he loudly yells out "GUILTY AS CHARGED"

>>211945319
For reference^

>>211945297
>she thinks in marriage
>he never went to school
? Is that Portuguese or French?

>still being racist in the current year

>>211944433
That's food poisoning in a package right there.

didn't ask, don't care + you're Canadian so most likely a bitter poocel because no woman on earth wants you which is why you and your brothers are forced to rape and get arraigned marriages

just saw one of the prettiest ladies I've even seen in a Conan segment

>>211945361
You're on the wrong side of history friend

>>211945399
What was her name?

>>211945361
It's literally the black's fault. They wanted to press the issue for influence and ended up making more people racist

>>211945413
Eden

>>211945418
What?

>>211945440
Does he really seem like he knows anything

New

>>211945453

What's everyone doing for the solstice tomorrow?

>wrong side of history
I honestly believe that in a few centuries we will all be a mixture of all races if there are still humans.

>>211945495
>>211945495

>>211945360
Definitely not French. Probably Portuguese