For the discussion of British culture
Just booked an alaska cruise
>>211946446 (OP)MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
THIS GUY IS DOING A HECKIN' ANTI-SEMITISM!
there's still time to wank the willy
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i like girls on the bigger side of normal
i like when they have a bit of a belly
pic unrelated just want to fuck her too
>>211946442why do you browse /brig/
What was I about to post?
/brit/ is an Ella Whelan general
Uncs been on 4chan for 10+ years omdss
>>211946572so old i remember called it Tilde
I like alt girls with tiny boobs and gentle voices
>>211946558massive fat deposit
white jannard wouldn't allow this thread to exist
in the fucking hospital grandads on a mad one
As a Catholic Latino American I am closer culturally to the Irish of Ireland than the Protestant Anglos in England are.
get the tastefully fat lasses posted
>>211946600massive cum deposit more like
ive been on 4chan since 2006
thats before some of you were even born
FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
>>211946558She's pretty based aside from being pro-baby murder
>>211946614he got dementia? x
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>>211946653that's an ugly mentally ill boy
>>211946634corr imagine her getting all sweaty in this hot weather
sitting near a fan getting all flushed and bothered with the dried sweat under her breasts and fat folds
>>211946673corrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>211946558Literally who?
>>211946653trannies are the group with the highest suicide rate...
trannies should all be killed
Ah yes... infiltrating an airbase and grounding a military aircraft... "breaking and entering" and "vandalism"
if reincarnation is real I hope I come back as a braindead npc that likes sabrina carpenter
How the fuck is it 21c at midnight
>>211946759Right well have you heard of the sun
>>211946773Yeah? Where is it right now mate? Do tell.
screaming
they're gonna get 15 years minimum in prison for spray painting a plane
fucking idiots lmaoooo
I don't own a fan and I've been fine
reckon if you have the fan on constantly the second it's off you become roasting because you're not used to it
>>211946773fuck the sun jft97
>>211946759New to the UK are you Piotr?
>>211946759like how august is the hottest month innit. lots of the heat is from the air not the sky
>>211946819need that draining in my anal cavity
>>211946819that's probably painful, the pleasure of a cum lies in its fleeting nature
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlmiRndxkU8
rorke getting off with a fine for having thousands of child abuse images on his pc
leftypol getting 14 years in prison for spray painting a plane
>>211946786>b-but right to protestlmao
>>211946870are you looking forward to it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgz-Fuk8sI0
>>211946891they don't give out fines for that
trust me
shall be sleeping with no covers tonight
In that "about to go on holiday" mode where I can't properly relax because I need to be mentally prepped to spend days on end amongst the normies
>>211946907>brown hobbitsWOKE!
>>211946907looks dreadful
>>211946930Rebel against it.
>>211946870I miss mihai so much even though he hated us bisexuals
>>211946925normies are just people who never discovered 4chan
>>211946918Ktim
Got the old boy out too
Ignore the haters. Ignore the noise. Ignore the people trying to copy you. Let them do what they do and you stay focused on your path.
Be strong. Be proud. Be you. Iโm behind you. I back you. And I want you to win.
Happy Friday. Good night and god bless. Bosh
>>211946987think ive watched that porn
>>211946961By "spend days on end amongst the normies" I mean actively being outside in public and trying my best to act like a normal member of the public on a nice trip and not the little incel runt who thrives being indoors and isolated that I actually am.
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Vgh....
wearing my excellent glasses watching Tennis on SkyGo in hospital ...
I LIKE PRETTY GIRLS
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
I LIKE PRETTY GIRLS
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
I LIKE PRETTY GIRLS
HEADS
SHOULDERS
KNEES
TOES
GET THEM HOES
>>211947034Literal heaven on earth
>>211947034great weather and nature with literally no other upsides
>>211947011you should be able to do this no problem
the fact you canโt is your own fault
Went out to eat last night and the waitress was talking in a forced southern accent and I couldnโt tell if she was making fun of my thick mountain accent or being funny or flirting and I was getting overstimulated by the loud music and my friend who I hate had already pissed me off so I just kind of stared at her in confusion and frozen fear until she had to give up the accent gimmick and then once she was done and walked away she was nearby and said something to her coworker that sounded like โwhat a โฆโ and I feel like I pissed her off or seemed too autistic and itโs been eating me up ever since
Mental that if I were a cute/hot girl instead I would never have to worry about this because I would have social capital emanating from my being rather than having to crawl my way up to appearing normal
2018 was my last chance to be happy and i fucked it. wish i was dead.
>>211947074happiness is a state of mind
Bioleninism explains leftism and the virginous seething of the freaks here
It all boils down to envy and rage at the beautiful and successful
>>211947052One day we'll be free from the Zogmerican yoke
>>211947060Think I'm just gonna get boozed up tbqh. As soon as we arrive gonna find the nearest pub and down a pint before anything else.
>>211947074*were
hypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>211947091yes very white I have a lot of family who live there
>>211947095Not reading that fucking shite
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FUCK ME
>>211947110not hypothetical, depressed fucking mood
>>211947095Yes I will read the political opinions of a fat woman using a Snapchat filter
putting ozempic in the water supply
>>211947135Wow she's very good at makeup
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>>211947135fatima fannoise bolge :D
>>211947135Definitely ai but would put an entire generation in a woman that looked like her
>sharia law britain
>quoran burning license expired
mumberg turning into an old fart and doesnโt wash her minge so she smells terrible
>>211947233donโt get what people get out of making grim posts like this
at least racism is morally defendable
gonna get on the hair loss drugs lads. can feel the hair starting to get a tad thinner at the hairline.
>>211947244got no one to complain to in my life
>>211947244less grim than posting trannies
Just got back from seeing Pendulum with my best mate, it was fucking class. Moshpit was hectic.
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Need a missus like are sophie
>>211947285Sheโs already married to me
>>211947282were you in australia haha
>>211947282mmm yeah love how the drum beat is exactly the same in every track very creative
Why are women so eager to have abortions? Personally I hate going to the doctor.
>>211947282that type of music is for mongs
>>211947282>moshpit for pendulumfucking cuh-ringing
>>211947357took my brother to the doctor the other day and realised i haven't ever actually been to the chemist for myself. 24 and never had an illness of any kind, not bad
so yeah abortions
>>211947378Tbf you have to be a mong or be fucked on enough booze and/or drugs that you become a mong to enjoy concerts
iโd like to see arctic monkeys live
maybe Metallica
https://youtu.be/Kj7EeETq8RY?si=E3zssQOWIfHMUt0t
>>211947478iโd like to see you die
Just spent a hundred and thirty quid on train tickets
Need to learn to drive
sabrina really is the moment x
>>211947506Where'd you go *chews gum* haha. What the are you actually mad about?
Iโm an evil runt bastard that should be shot
>>211947506it's much more expensive
Saw an old mate and got given this lel
Don't think I can anymore lads even if pingers are class.
Alright laugh it up, I don't care.
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>>211947518here's a pic where it looks like she's pooing
Spaki oh spaki where art thou?
>>211947531dunno what that is
>>211947521Going to see family, bringing my sister to stay with me for a while, taking her back, then returning home
I give off ROCKSTAR VIBES
>>211947522We're all evil runts at the end of the day. Original sin, descended from rapist killers, descended from rats really. But also not just that when you think about it. Are you mad at me?
>>211947526Reckon it's more expensive at first but long term cheaper.
>>211947583Yes. Evil Yank mong
>>211947506Learn to walk you fat cunt
>>211947587no, but it does give you a lot more freedom
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>>211947612Yeah I'll walk 260 fucking kilometers and then the same distance back the next day
You fucking mong.
ever been to the london zoo
>>211947647love trains. hate the price of them in the uk..
>>211947647Just kill yourself then OK
CUNT
>>211947419thats good, keep healthy mate.
it is mad that over half of 24 year old women have had an abortion
>>211947647film it, put it on youtube, become an internet sensation
>>211947652I lived there from birth until about 2009
Do your toes smell cheesy at the moment?
>>211947545wow she does look like shit
>>211947663Don't know how, you should demonstrate how it's done
>>211947719rorkes ancestor
business idea: goo pipeline
>>211947719leftypol's granddad
sweating like a priest in a nursery right now
ever use indian websites lads? they're absolutely awful, not only is the design hideous, but the pages stop working half the time
you'd think a nation comprised almost entirely of computer virgins would be competent with this shit
>>211947763died of sepsis
just found a poo in my arse
>>211947522Ktimming hard at this
i don't believe in macroevolution
neck just clicked very loudly.
might be dying
>>211947786Why on earth would I use Indian websites?
Coming to the realization that im uglier than I thought i am
is time the fourth dimension
ยฃ5 for a day ticket five times a week say about 45 weeks per year
that's ยฃ1125 per year
for ยฃ1000-ยฃ2000 you can buy a cheap car and pay for repairs and STILL save yourself money over a 1-2 year period
>>211947813well in my case i've been tracking a parcel i've ordered from india on the official india post government website, it's fucking dire
>>211947810the best orgasm of my life was when I cracked my neck while masturbating, I nearly passed out from the pleasure
>>211947824lose some weight, often the case that people are hiding great jaws and cheekbones under a bit of flab
>>211947832What have you been buying lad?
>>211947876secret curry recipes
>went out for a milkshake
>half way there realize I donโt want it and itโs more trouble than itโs worth
>remember something important I needed to do
>do that instead and get home
>sit down
>craving milkshake again
Get the 38 week pregnancies aborted
Get the elderly assisted dying'd
Get the babies DNA catalogued
WE MAKING IT INTO THE MATRIX WITH THIS ONE
BIOMASS BABY BATTERIES LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>>211947901nah the jeet online pharmacies don't sell heroin, but they can usually ship you any prescription pharmaceuticals you want. antidepressants, painkillers, steroids, etc.
>>211947920genuinely what is wrong with this
>>211947873Iโm just ugly
>>211947873literally me. i've managed to look 5 years younger but im still a vf though haha
I'm cataloguing the DNA of everyone in this thread
>>211947941>taking mystery jeet chemicalsseems like a recipe for disaster
whats the opposite of lush
curd?
might have a cheeky wank to sort me out
think i've come across the most soy thing in existence: EVs that make fake engine noises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc9ww8XE4lY
looool
>>211947970might have a wank to the thought of you having a wank under the imagined premise that you are b00t
>>211947950are you a manlet?
i used to be of a similar weight despite being over 6 foot, but i was skinnyfat at the same time, wasn't until i started lifting and leaned down a lot that my magical cheekbones started to shine through
>>211948010im 5'10 so its pretty underweight, im a bit skinnyfat though so maybe i just need to lose that
>>211947953saving a big load of dna just for you lad x
eating a custard doughnut
>>211948021That seems way underweight, should put on 30lbs I'd say.
>>211948021Mad I'm pretty much the same height and weight. I have basically no muscle or fat. Don't see how you could be skinny fat tbqh.
>>211947950What's that in real money
>>211948063i have basically no musculature, just a cancer patient with some fat on my stomach
>>211948021yeah there could be hidden fat, even if you think you're lean, as i said i was once of a similar weight for a long time (maybe a bit heavier) but ALL my weight was in fat deposits because i basically consumed nothing except sugary drinks and bread
just weighed myself.
bit heavier than I thought I was
>>211948078Actual cancer?
>>211948123Gain at least 30lbs is my advice, just for you not for attracting ladies. Actually, do it for me. Please.
>>211948155I have to go skinnier, im sorry
short, fat, eat seven meals a day
basically a hobbit, me
I should start smoking a pipe
>>211948208michael my man. where have you been
the evening watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2k_xyQmdAw
Calling up family members i havent spoken with in a long time telling them i love them and think about them. The comeback arc is on
>>211948265I need to do this badly
They will soon remind you why you cut them off
Going to see family soon
will not be seeing my father
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utv0jCQEXS0
Imagine if the world was completely populated by anglos
>>211948208short, skinny, long messy black hair me
>>211948349alri gollum lad
>>211948349Do you like american boys
>>211948342greggs worldwide... wow...
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B6E0mijV5A
>>211948342would be hull on earth
>>211948393I, too, watched that episode of American Dad on ITV2 earlier
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Total aryan victory.
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>>211948401hull mentioned
>>211948469like how gay? sometimes i just rub my ringpiece but that's pretty much it
>>211948570sometimes i have sex with male humans (men)
>>211948607yh that's pretty gay
rather annoying that bananas are perfectly phallic shaped but they turn to mush when you actually use one
>>211948650i like men
>>211948646not as gay as you
deader than my daughter in here tonight
/brit/ is over
>>211946446 (OP)Is it really bad for me to switch careers I don't like blue collar work and I hate white collar work. I am gonna be a nurse so I can make a difference
>>211947950116lbs?? Hahahahahahaha
The heat has caused a massive haemorrhoid
>>211948364find that insulting in the sense gollum has nasty whispy hair and my hair is thick and luscious
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>>211948769You want some Ill give it ya
>>211948776she was my daughter and she died
some girl just told me i look nothing like my tinder photos and kicked me out her house
mad how homosexually erotically gay i am
>>211948831happens to the best of us
>>211948831you was way hotter in real life and she got spooked
>>211948852heh.. thatโs it anon. she knew she couldnโt compete so rejected me in a way that makes her both the victor and the victim
>>211948831Well lets see then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZliNmMMjFVc
what accent is this
masturbating while imagining a horse fucking me
>>211948954so ur an average white woman
>>211947944erm it stops babies from being born with illnesses that let them live for 30 minutes in excruciating agony then die because that's gods will o algo
>>211948949maaaate what are you watching
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>>211948973no im an average white man
might play cyberpunk 2077, been sat in my library unplayed for like 4 years
>>211948949babytalk voice filter
>>211948990it's a good game
>>211948903wow that board has gotten even worse
killed mothberg was walking in circles like a retard made it easy
>>211948990when i awoke this morning I found myself faced with 2 choices
play cyberpunk
or do some cleaning
I chose to do cleaning so i can now play cyberpunk. Still need to clean the shower though
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this is how yall sound sometimes
right now that it's legal, reckon I'll pop to the hospital and ask them to finish me off
>>211949021why did walking in circles like a retard make it easier for you?
>>211948978i like "vtuber"
>>211949097Youโre a 26 year old man
Hey buddy get that new ready
We r almost at 300
I'm like Don Draper from Mad Men.
>>211949097all 3 redditflags are wrong 'uns, I'm the only sane one
can see why you're all shunned
Richard Dawkins does pretty obviously have some form of autism
>>211949094because most of them walk in straight lines usually towards the light but are less predictable. this one was obviously damaged in some way and i was able to slap it to death
Might stick my Fleshlight in between my mattresses and go to town
I mean NO disrespect to Richard, the autistic BRILLIANT SCIENTIST and educator.
mods
why is the bibo avatar allowed and this isn't?
the quality of this website has declined in recent years
>>211949182You explicitly arenโt allowed to post pony content anywhere outside the dedicated MLP board anon
>>211949189why would i ever want to go there i don't watch that show
i want to post thr pony images and i should be allowed
>>211949001>>211949022i only played it a little bit (nomad intro and the mission where you rescue the naked lady out of the bathtub) and not much beyond that, i heard the game had a disastrous launch but even a few years down the line it still seemed a little janky
>>211949222Itโs a quarantine because they used to be a menace
>>211949222you're into bestiality which is morally wrong
>>211949243all patched up now
>>211949254you would be too if you saw the webm of the mare orgasming and contracting around a guy
Lads reminder to take off the J bend of your sinkโs p trap every once in awhile and clean out the gunk
>>211949258actually this tentative playthrough of it was recent, like a few months ago, still have the same save file ready to resume at any time
what the helly
what the hellyonce
>>211949271as if a human cock could make a horse actually cum. would be like being fucked with a wotsit
>>211949271cartoons are fine but real life stuff? not cool dude.
need to go out but i need to wait for amazonberg to deliver some shirts i ordered because i've got no clean ones
>>211949310God do you know how to do ANYTHING for yourself
Hey buddy go ahead n fire up the new
Regards
Yankee doodie
Searching for posts that contain โrorkeโ and with the username โspamiamโ
2000 years ago I wouldโve been a buttslave whoring myself out for a denarii
rorke getting strong so that when he starts throwing grey squirrels against walls then he doesnt get arrested for inhumane killing of them because they all die in one hit (making it legal)
>>211949334daddy does all that x