Thread 211946446

For the discussion of British culture

poo smells lmao

free palestine

Just booked an alaska cruise

>>211946473
Nice cover.

>>211946446 (OP)
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

THIS GUY IS DOING A HECKIN' ANTI-SEMITISM!

there's still time to wank the willy

i like girls on the bigger side of normal
i like when they have a bit of a belly
pic unrelated just want to fuck her too

>>211946442
why do you browse /brig/

>>211946533
habit

What was I about to post?

/brit/ is an Ella Whelan general

Uncs been on 4chan for 10+ years omdss

>>211946572
so old i remember called it Tilde

I like alt girls with tiny boobs and gentle voices

>>211946558
holy based

>>211946558
massive fat deposit

white jannard wouldn't allow this thread to exist

in the fucking hospital grandads on a mad one

As a Catholic Latino American I am closer culturally to the Irish of Ireland than the Protestant Anglos in England are.

get the tastefully fat lasses posted

>>211946600
massive cum deposit more like

ive been on 4chan since 2006
thats before some of you were even born
FUCK OFFFFFFFFF

>>211946558
She's pretty based aside from being pro-baby murder

>>211946614
he got dementia? x

I like pretty girls

>>211946645
TA.

>>211946446 (OP)
Powerful

>>211946653
that's an ugly mentally ill boy

>>211946634
corr imagine her getting all sweaty in this hot weather
sitting near a fan getting all flushed and bothered with the dried sweat under her breasts and fat folds

>>211946673
corrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>211946558
Literally who?

>>211946653
trannies are the group with the highest suicide rate...

trannies should all be killed

Ah yes... infiltrating an airbase and grounding a military aircraft... "breaking and entering" and "vandalism"

if reincarnation is real I hope I come back as a braindead npc that likes sabrina carpenter

How the fuck is it 21c at midnight

28 niggers later

>>211946759
Right well have you heard of the sun

>>211946773
Yeah? Where is it right now mate? Do tell.

screaming
they're gonna get 15 years minimum in prison for spray painting a plane
fucking idiots lmaoooo

I don't own a fan and I've been fine
reckon if you have the fan on constantly the second it's off you become roasting because you're not used to it

>>211946773
fuck the sun jft97

anime

>>211946759
New to the UK are you Piotr?

>>211946746
pig for me

>>211946759
like how august is the hottest month innit. lots of the heat is from the air not the sky

>>211946819
need that draining in my anal cavity

>>211946819
that's probably painful, the pleasure of a cum lies in its fleeting nature

rorke getting off with a fine for having thousands of child abuse images on his pc
leftypol getting 14 years in prison for spray painting a plane

>>211946786
>b-but right to protest
lmao

>>211946870
are you looking forward to it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgz-Fuk8sI0

>>211946891
they don't give out fines for that
trust me

shall be sleeping with no covers tonight

In that "about to go on holiday" mode where I can't properly relax because I need to be mentally prepped to spend days on end amongst the normies

>>211946912
Boom.

>>211946907
>brown hobbits
WOKE!

>>211946907
looks dreadful

>>211946930
Rebel against it.

>>211946870
I miss mihai so much even though he hated us bisexuals

>>211946925
normies are just people who never discovered 4chan

>>211946918
Ktim
Got the old boy out too

Ignore the haters. Ignore the noise. Ignore the people trying to copy you. Let them do what they do and you stay focused on your path.

Be strong. Be proud. Be you. I’m behind you. I back you. And I want you to win.

Happy Friday. Good night and god bless. Bosh

>>211946966
Rebel.

>>211946987
think ive watched that porn

british roses!

>>211946961
By "spend days on end amongst the normies" I mean actively being outside in public and trying my best to act like a normal member of the public on a nice trip and not the little incel runt who thrives being indoors and isolated that I actually am.

Vgh....

wearing my excellent glasses watching Tennis on SkyGo in hospital ...

I LIKE PRETTY GIRLS

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

I LIKE PRETTY GIRLS

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

I LIKE PRETTY GIRLS

HEADS

SHOULDERS

KNEES

TOES

GET THEM HOES

Drinking seed oils

>>211947042
Sorry.

>>211947034
Literal heaven on earth

>>211946996
<3

>>211947034
great weather and nature with literally no other upsides

>>211947011
you should be able to do this no problem
the fact you can’t is your own fault

Went out to eat last night and the waitress was talking in a forced southern accent and I couldn’t tell if she was making fun of my thick mountain accent or being funny or flirting and I was getting overstimulated by the loud music and my friend who I hate had already pissed me off so I just kind of stared at her in confusion and frozen fear until she had to give up the accent gimmick and then once she was done and walked away she was nearby and said something to her coworker that sounded like ‘what a …’ and I feel like I pissed her off or seemed too autistic and it’s been eating me up ever since

Mental that if I were a cute/hot girl instead I would never have to worry about this because I would have social capital emanating from my being rather than having to crawl my way up to appearing normal

2018 was my last chance to be happy and i fucked it. wish i was dead.

>>211947059
Very white

>>211947074
happiness is a state of mind

Bioleninism explains leftism and the virginous seething of the freaks here

It all boils down to envy and rage at the beautiful and successful

>>211947052
One day we'll be free from the Zogmerican yoke

>>211947060
Think I'm just gonna get boozed up tbqh. As soon as we arrive gonna find the nearest pub and down a pint before anything else.

>>211947074
*were
hypothetical, subjunctive mood

>>211947091
yes very white I have a lot of family who live there

>>211947095
Not reading that fucking shite

>>211947127
rattled

FUCK ME

>>211947110
not hypothetical, depressed fucking mood

>>211947095
Yes I will read the political opinions of a fat woman using a Snapchat filter

putting ozempic in the water supply

>>211947127
Porn.

>>211947135
Wow she's very good at makeup

Hello lads

>>211947097
beutiful x

>>211947135
fatima fannoise bolge :D

>>211947135
Definitely ai but would put an entire generation in a woman that looked like her

>sharia law britain
>quoran burning license expired

mumberg turning into an old fart and doesn’t wash her minge so she smells terrible

>>211947233
Click it.

>>211947233
don’t get what people get out of making grim posts like this
at least racism is morally defendable

gonna get on the hair loss drugs lads. can feel the hair starting to get a tad thinner at the hairline.

>>211947244
got no one to complain to in my life

>>211947244
less grim than posting trannies

Just got back from seeing Pendulum with my best mate, it was fucking class. Moshpit was hectic.

Need a missus like are sophie

>>211947282
FONT

>>211947285
Sorry.

>>211947285
She’s already married to me

>>211947282
were you in australia haha

>>211947282
mmm yeah love how the drum beat is exactly the same in every track very creative

Why are women so eager to have abortions? Personally I hate going to the doctor.

>>211947282
that type of music is for mongs

>>211947282
>moshpit for pendulum
fucking cuh-ringing

>>211947357
took my brother to the doctor the other day and realised i haven't ever actually been to the chemist for myself. 24 and never had an illness of any kind, not bad
so yeah abortions

>>211947378
Tbf you have to be a mong or be fucked on enough booze and/or drugs that you become a mong to enjoy concerts

i’d like to see arctic monkeys live
maybe Metallica

>>211947478
i’d like to see you die

Just spent a hundred and thirty quid on train tickets
Need to learn to drive

sabrina really is the moment x

>>211947506
Where'd you go *chews gum* haha. What the are you actually mad about?

I’m an evil runt bastard that should be shot

>>211947506
it's much more expensive

Saw an old mate and got given this lel

Don't think I can anymore lads even if pingers are class.

Alright laugh it up, I don't care.

>>211947518
here's a pic where it looks like she's pooing

Spaki oh spaki where art thou?

>>211947531
dunno what that is

>>211947521
Going to see family, bringing my sister to stay with me for a while, taking her back, then returning home

>>211947522
ktim

I give off ROCKSTAR VIBES

>>211947522
We're all evil runts at the end of the day. Original sin, descended from rapist killers, descended from rats really. But also not just that when you think about it. Are you mad at me?

>>211947526
Reckon it's more expensive at first but long term cheaper.

>>211947583
Yes. Evil Yank mong

>>211947506
Learn to walk you fat cunt

>>211947587
no, but it does give you a lot more freedom

Getting blacked

>>211947627
ktim

>>211947612
Yeah I'll walk 260 fucking kilometers and then the same distance back the next day
You fucking mong.

ever been to the london zoo

>>211947647
love trains. hate the price of them in the uk..

>>211947647
Just kill yourself then OK
CUNT

>>211947419
thats good, keep healthy mate.
it is mad that over half of 24 year old women have had an abortion

>>211947647
film it, put it on youtube, become an internet sensation

>>211947636
Load of shit

>>211947652
I lived there from birth until about 2009

Eating an olive

Do your toes smell cheesy at the moment?

>>211947545
wow she does look like shit

>>211947663
Don't know how, you should demonstrate how it's done

>>211947719
rorkes ancestor

business idea: goo pipeline

>>211947719
leftypol's granddad

where's mousey :O

aff tae bed

sweating like a priest in a nursery right now

ever use indian websites lads? they're absolutely awful, not only is the design hideous, but the pages stop working half the time
you'd think a nation comprised almost entirely of computer virgins would be competent with this shit

>>211947763
died of sepsis

just found a poo in my arse

>>211947522
Ktimming hard at this

i don't believe in macroevolution

neck just clicked very loudly.
might be dying

>>211947786
Why on earth would I use Indian websites?

Coming to the realization that im uglier than I thought i am

is time the fourth dimension

£5 for a day ticket five times a week say about 45 weeks per year
that's £1125 per year
for £1000-£2000 you can buy a cheap car and pay for repairs and STILL save yourself money over a 1-2 year period

>>211947813
well in my case i've been tracking a parcel i've ordered from india on the official india post government website, it's fucking dire

>>211947810
the best orgasm of my life was when I cracked my neck while masturbating, I nearly passed out from the pleasure

>>211947824
lose some weight, often the case that people are hiding great jaws and cheekbones under a bit of flab

>>211947832
What have you been buying lad?

>>211947830
blog on

>>211947876
secret curry recipes

>went out for a milkshake
>half way there realize I don’t want it and it’s more trouble than it’s worth
>remember something important I needed to do
>do that instead and get home
>sit down
>craving milkshake again

>>211947876
it heroin

Get the 38 week pregnancies aborted
Get the elderly assisted dying'd
Get the babies DNA catalogued
WE MAKING IT INTO THE MATRIX WITH THIS ONE
BIOMASS BABY BATTERIES LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

>>211947901
nah the jeet online pharmacies don't sell heroin, but they can usually ship you any prescription pharmaceuticals you want. antidepressants, painkillers, steroids, etc.

>>211947920
genuinely what is wrong with this

>>211947873
I’m just ugly

>>211947873
literally me. i've managed to look 5 years younger but im still a vf though haha

I'm cataloguing the DNA of everyone in this thread

>>211947941
>taking mystery jeet chemicals
seems like a recipe for disaster

whats the opposite of lush
curd?

might have a cheeky wank to sort me out

think i've come across the most soy thing in existence: EVs that make fake engine noises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc9ww8XE4lY
looool

>>211947970
might have a wank to the thought of you having a wank under the imagined premise that you are b00t

>>211947950
are you a manlet?
i used to be of a similar weight despite being over 6 foot, but i was skinnyfat at the same time, wasn't until i started lifting and leaned down a lot that my magical cheekbones started to shine through

>>211948010
im 5'10 so its pretty underweight, im a bit skinnyfat though so maybe i just need to lose that

>>211947953
saving a big load of dna just for you lad x

eating a custard doughnut

>>211948021
That seems way underweight, should put on 30lbs I'd say.

>>211948021
Mad I'm pretty much the same height and weight. I have basically no muscle or fat. Don't see how you could be skinny fat tbqh.

>>211947950
What's that in real money

>>211948063
i have basically no musculature, just a cancer patient with some fat on my stomach

>>211948021
yeah there could be hidden fat, even if you think you're lean, as i said i was once of a similar weight for a long time (maybe a bit heavier) but ALL my weight was in fat deposits because i basically consumed nothing except sugary drinks and bread

just weighed myself.
bit heavier than I thought I was

>>211948078
Actual cancer?

>>211948095
no

>>211948123
Gain at least 30lbs is my advice, just for you not for attracting ladies. Actually, do it for me. Please.

me? didn't ask

>>211948155
I have to go skinnier, im sorry

i'm gay

short, fat, eat seven meals a day
basically a hobbit, me
I should start smoking a pipe

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geg

>>211948208
michael my man. where have you been

the evening watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2k_xyQmdAw

Calling up family members i havent spoken with in a long time telling them i love them and think about them. The comeback arc is on

>>211948265
I need to do this badly

They will soon remind you why you cut them off

Going to see family soon
will not be seeing my father

Imagine if the world was completely populated by anglos

>>211948208
short, skinny, long messy black hair me

>>211948349
alri gollum lad

>>211948349
Do you like american boys

>>211948342
greggs worldwide... wow...
lmao

>>211948342
would be hull on earth

>>211948393
I, too, watched that episode of American Dad on ITV2 earlier

Total aryan victory.

wax on, whacks off

mad how gay i am

>>211948401
hull mentioned

>>211948469
like how gay? sometimes i just rub my ringpiece but that's pretty much it

>>211948570
sometimes i have sex with male humans (men)

>>211948607
yh that's pretty gay

rather annoying that bananas are perfectly phallic shaped but they turn to mush when you actually use one

>>211948607
why

>>211948649
umm

>>211948650
i like men
>>211948646
not as gay as you

deader than my daughter in here tonight
/brit/ is over

>>211948382
...yh

>>211946446 (OP)
Is it really bad for me to switch careers I don't like blue collar work and I hate white collar work. I am gonna be a nurse so I can make a difference

>>211946996
:)

>>211948308
Why not

>>211947950
116lbs?? Hahahahahahaha

>>211948711
what happened

The heat has caused a massive haemorrhoid

>>211948364
find that insulting in the sense gollum has nasty whispy hair and my hair is thick and luscious

>>211948769
You want some Ill give it ya

>>211948776
she was my daughter and she died

some girl just told me i look nothing like my tinder photos and kicked me out her house

mad how homosexually erotically gay i am

>>211948831
happens to the best of us

>>211948831
you was way hotter in real life and she got spooked

>>211948852
heh.. that’s it anon. she knew she couldn’t compete so rejected me in a way that makes her both the victor and the victim

>>211948831
Well lets see then

it druk hours

>>>>/g/105648893

w2c.

just had a ktim moment

>>211947531
why not?

drukqs hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZliNmMMjFVc

what accent is this

masturbating while imagining a horse fucking me

>>211948954
so ur an average white woman

>>211947944
erm it stops babies from being born with illnesses that let them live for 30 minutes in excruciating agony then die because that's gods will o algo

>>211948949
maaaate what are you watching

>>211948973
no im an average white man

might play cyberpunk 2077, been sat in my library unplayed for like 4 years

>>211948949
babytalk voice filter

>>211948990
it's a good game

>>211948903
wow that board has gotten even worse

killed mothberg was walking in circles like a retard made it easy

>>211948990
when i awoke this morning I found myself faced with 2 choices
play cyberpunk
or do some cleaning

I chose to do cleaning so i can now play cyberpunk. Still need to clean the shower though

this is how yall sound sometimes

right now that it's legal, reckon I'll pop to the hospital and ask them to finish me off

>>211949021
why did walking in circles like a retard make it easier for you?

>>211948978
i like "vtuber"

>>211949097
You’re a 26 year old man

>>211949109
i'm 28

Hey buddy get that new ready

We r almost at 300

>>211949113
Ah sorry

I'm like Don Draper from Mad Men.

>>211949097
all 3 redditflags are wrong 'uns, I'm the only sane one
can see why you're all shunned

Richard Dawkins does pretty obviously have some form of autism

>>211949094
because most of them walk in straight lines usually towards the light but are less predictable. this one was obviously damaged in some way and i was able to slap it to death

Might stick my Fleshlight in between my mattresses and go to town

I mean NO disrespect to Richard, the autistic BRILLIANT SCIENTIST and educator.

mods
why is the bibo avatar allowed and this isn't?
the quality of this website has declined in recent years

>>211949182
You explicitly aren’t allowed to post pony content anywhere outside the dedicated MLP board anon

>>211949189
why would i ever want to go there i don't watch that show
i want to post thr pony images and i should be allowed

>>211949001
>>211949022
i only played it a little bit (nomad intro and the mission where you rescue the naked lady out of the bathtub) and not much beyond that, i heard the game had a disastrous launch but even a few years down the line it still seemed a little janky

>>211949222
It’s a quarantine because they used to be a menace

>>211949222
you're into bestiality which is morally wrong

>>211949243
all patched up now

why is there a nazi pony

>>211949254
you would be too if you saw the webm of the mare orgasming and contracting around a guy

Lads reminder to take off the J bend of your sink’s p trap every once in awhile and clean out the gunk

>>211949258
actually this tentative playthrough of it was recent, like a few months ago, still have the same save file ready to resume at any time

what the helly
what the hellyonce

>>211949271
as if a human cock could make a horse actually cum. would be like being fucked with a wotsit

>>211949288
eh?

>>211949271
cartoons are fine but real life stuff? not cool dude.

need to go out but i need to wait for amazonberg to deliver some shirts i ordered because i've got no clean ones

>>211949310
God do you know how to do ANYTHING for yourself

Hey buddy go ahead n fire up the new

Regards
Yankee doodie

Searching for posts that contain ‘rorke’ and with the username ‘spamiam’

2000 years ago I would’ve been a buttslave whoring myself out for a denarii

rorke getting strong so that when he starts throwing grey squirrels against walls then he doesnt get arrested for inhumane killing of them because they all die in one hit (making it legal)

>>211949373
>>211949373
>>211949373

>>211949334
daddy does all that x