Thread 211955919

>Once I went upstairs in Hafsa's house and saw the Prophet answering the call of nature with his back towards the Qibla and facing Sham.

>I saw Allah's Messenger coming (or the Prophet came) to the dumps of some people and urinated there while standing .

>If anyone tells you that the Messenger of Allah urinated while standing, do not believe him, for I (always) saw him urinating while sitting down.

>The Prophet went out to answer the call of nature and asked me to bring three stones. I found two stones and searched for the third but could not find it. So took a dried piece of dung and brought it to him. He took the two stones and threw away the dung and said, "This is a filthy thing.

>>211955919 (OP)
Designated shitting dunes?

Truly, the spiritual implications of these holy passages are too deep for the kuffar mind

>>211955919 (OP)
To have a shit is a part of Living. Why shouldn't there be guidance in the matter?

>>211956278
what guidance is needed? The body knows automatically how to shit

>>211955919 (OP)
I wonder if that's where the 3 shells thing comes from in Demolition Man

>>211956319
There is whole subcontinent where it does not seem to be the case.

>>211956281
That stone always makes me lol

>>211956281
unironically what the fuck did they mean by this

>>211956372
They know how to shit they just haven't evolved to the point of burying it like a cat or dog.

muslims here always boast of how everything is answered within the religion, nothing is not talked about! I guess this is what they meant.
no wonder this place is a shithole, zero critical thinking whatsoever because too scared of being roasted in hell just for thinking it.
we betrayed our buddhist ancestors for nothing and now suffer the karmic fruits of retardation.

Narrated `Aisha:

that the Prophet (ﷺ) married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that `Aisha remained with the Prophet (ﷺ) for nine years (i.e. till his death).

>>211959596
We will kill Islam by using Islam

>>211956281
holy fuck imagine how much fun they had while writting that shit and people take it seriously now, early muslims were just shitposters

>>211955919 (OP)
islam is the lowest IQ religion in history with nothing else even coming close not even hunter-gatherer shamanism. muslims can't ever have intellectual discussions on philosophy or culture. Everything is about physical gratification or salivating over weird future fantasies of conquest. Every single argument about why something is bad sounds like something a child made up with very little thought

>>211962242
wouldn't it have been easier just to say, stop going to look at the women shitting in the field at the middle of the night you weirdo fucker

>>211960828
You won’t do jack shit aside from circlejerk with the rest of the impotent degenerates here.

>>211960828
Muslims have been murdering each other for 1400 years and they are still here that won't work I'm afraid

>>211962572
You have to go back, Mohammed

You just know there are 2 groups of Muslims somewhere who have been killing each other over if Muhammad sat or stood when pissing for 1400 yesrs

>>211962683
Wiping old people asses in the rotten West is preferable to living with the ummah in muslim utopia for some reason

>>211955919 (OP)
>>211956281
does anyone have a picture about how muhammad was outraged by curtains depicting animals and tore them apart?
it had a red angry wojak on it

>>211955919 (OP)
Is this seriously in their holy book?
Muslimsisters, what the fuck are you worshipping?

>>211967131
not like Christianity is that much better in that department

>>211964482
zesty mohamussy

>>211967285
Old Testamrnt gets really weird at times, but overall it definitely is a bit better.

>>211967131
No. There's the Quran and there's another supplemental collection of texts called Hadith. Hadith are accounts of things Muhammad did or said and have varying degrees of authenticity.
t. former muslim

>>211955919 (OP)
Friendly reminder that islamic scholars shrug off every criticism of their religion by telling you that you misunderstood the real message of their holy scriptures since you didnt read them in Arabic.
If you did read them in Arabic, they will still dismiss your points by reminding you that you need to devote at least decades of your life to Islamic studies to get the true meaning.

>>211966961
here you go

Islam is not a serious religion

>>211967595
Gem

>>211955919 (OP)
>>The Prophet went out to answer the call of nature and asked me to bring three stones. I found two stones and searched for the third but could not find it. So took a dried piece of dung and brought it to him. He took the two stones and threw away the dung and said, "This is a filthy thing.

god imagine being a cult leader and having stupid niggers constanly come up to you and ask you this stupid shit