Thread 211967648

my new trainers edition

Listening to Deftones

Got Saturday night wrist on vinyl the other day

>>211967669
>on vinyl
why

got a deliveroo wog on the way
will be quizzing him on how long it has been since he's seen his mother
i will destroy him emotionally
maybe get suicide on the cards

>>211967648 (OP)
business idea: a guerrilla campaign that attacks all American citizens and interests in the UK until they leave

shhhh
SSSHHHHHHHHH

>>211967669
>Listening to Deftones
post tits

all the aussie posters post from the same giant bed in our undies at the same time while we have pillow fights and giggle like schoolgirls

>>211967679
grim huge hip bones

Thinking about vaginas.

>>211967679
This webm file is the closest you'll ever get to a girlfriend.

>>211967642
when im done with you you'll be howlong

*enters brip*

rorke on the loose

>>211967690
I like collecting records but really just of my favorite artists and albums, the rest I use Spotify for since my speakers have Bluetooth as well

i'm a big fan of the bradly poster (singular)

>>211967711
x3c

howlong, howlooong, will i slide?

>>211967712
Apply.b

got some veggies frying in the air fryer

Stay angry. Keep your blood pressure up. lf you're happy and relaxed for even a moment THEY win

>>211967712
Are you worried that your parents will elect to have you euthanized on account of your deteriorating mental health and inability to care for yourself?

>>211967720
00:37 is LOVING it

we're sorry

>>211967744
>bradly

>>211967712
People ITT won't understand how influential this woman once was (when she presented That's Life)
Think about how Rorke somehow idolises Brexit-hater and generally left-wing Poorthern cunt Jeremy Clarkson. But apply that to leftymong as well

>>211967755
Haha.

Only straight white males suffer

>>211967679
any answer other than high rise is homosexual

youse lads want anythink from Niggerhead Rock hungry jacks?

>>211967742
Why are your records not in alphabetical order?

the lads

>>211967742
Not half bad taste desu but your records will warp if you store them like that

>>211967725
LOL

>>211967784
we don't give a fuck, being offended over names is for brown people

>>211967718
Absolute gigalad

Should I get the beers in yh or nh

ATTENTION

I lost all my Bradleys, please post Bradleys so I can add to my new collection

PS. I said this the other day and you lads provided me with twelve, I need at least triple figures

>There are 38 schools in the Bermuda Public School System, including 10 preschools, 18 primary schools, 5 middle schools, 2 senior schools (The Berkeley Institute and Cedarbridge Academy), 1 school for students with physical and cognitive challenges, and 1 for students with behavioural problems.

Does this not seem mental for a tiny island nation with a population of around 60k?

>>211967701
thanks for acceping me regardless of the fact i cant stop farting lads

>>211967829
ynh

>>211967829
fuckin aye

not good

>>211967829
yh

>>211967829
yh

a 14 onyx just flew over my house

>>211967778
If she says nothing in a crowded train, yes she is

>>211967819
dunno about the saffers frankly

turning 30 and starting to get man tits and a belly

Mad how when I post on mobile I remember there's just a bot posting here 24/7 unimpeded, just in the background

would clock anybody ITT in spore

>>211967815
I don’t have enough to justify that sort of autism
>>211967821
How would you store them? I used to have them in a milk crate

Charlie Veitch

better get used to it lads, 30 will be the norm from now on (even in the norf)

>>211967836
use the archive adam

I don't, I don't believe it's bad
Slittin' my throat, it's all I ever

>>211967866
catherines, 15:00

parliament of poos just flew out my arse

>>211967836
https://imgur.com/gallery/several-pictures-of-game-show-host-bradley-walsh-laughing-hysterically-on-chase-because-its-cakeday-i-panicked-46gSq

Here you go lad x

>>211967873
have family there who are proudly monolingual english speakers like any respectable people

>>211967878
mental isn't it im 32 and I walk all the time dont eat a lot of shit dont drink alcohol and still have a big fat belly

>>211967784
An insult simply doesn't work if you have to explain it. Pommy generally needs a 'you see mate it's short for pomegranate, a fruit you've probably never consumed' for us to understand it

>>211967870
>>211967886
good lads

>>211967720
>"look at the body on that"
>frumpiest looking bint in a long skirt and jacket walks past
lmao

>>211967889
You've almost got it right
They should be vertical with as little pressure on either side as possible
If you just put a bookend or something to support them a bit more so they don't sag on the righthand side there then they'll be alright
Also make sure if you have any sleeves made of PVC that you get rid of them right away before you give your records vinyl cancer (not kidding)

Sir Marcus Rashford OBE

Wife is making pasketty tonight

>>211967920
I like that

there are shut-in posters itt who live vicariously via auditors such as veitch
>he leave his house and that amazing
they say

watching in the loop (2009) on iplayer while and cook and eat my food then i'm going to play some more rdr2

Just found a mistake on Bermuda's government website

>>211967982
That's it then.

>>211967935
the ancient texts dont lie
https://youtu.be/l9dmoT9AfoI

whats katie doing here
https://x.com/thefigen_/status/1936150215762772126

it's a saturday school is closed huebert

>>211967943
I unironically believe that explanation is fucking bullshit and makes no sense

Sir Big Fat Belly

uh oh stinky

>>211967962
>vinyl cancer
Explain immediately

A lot of them are in plastic sleeves but I don’t see why they’d be pvc

>>211967984
still would take veitch over auditing Britain and koleeberks

>>211967990
rehashes a lot of thick of it jokes

>>211968002
Luckily no-one cares what you think you abo cunt

randomly woke up at bout 1am lads, was lying in bed another half hour trying to fall back aleep but couldnt

do i order some food like a fat arse and stay up or go back to bed

>>211967996
Pop the tire.

>>211968028
come over x

Bored of being alone and having no mates
*extends grotesque slug-like paw*
Would you be my friend /birt/?

>>211968028
sample some cheese from the fridge

84÷6 porcelain

>>211968028
get the slop bought you fat freak

>>211968002
what is the explanation?

>>211967720
In my experience as a man who used to get catcalled by gays and women, it was always black women who did it. I was considered a bit of a twink in my day.

Bermuda is a literal anglo paradise

Well its 54% black, but you know

>>211968041
Past.

>>211968041
dont know you

>>211968052
dont like cheese

>>211968058
perhaps a good idea innit

>>211968061
what the fuck do I look like monkey boy

>>211967991
pray tell

>>211968074
Anglo women paradise

>>211968074
can we improve this by means?

being a paedophile isn't a funny gimmick

>>211968088
>dont like cheese
that is single weirdest thing i've ever seen posted in /brit/
i'm vegan and even i like cheese

>>211968113
Well it's around a million USD for a house there (miniumum)

In Australia they call JustEat "Menulog"
Even their dogshit junk food app has to sound like something an abo would call it. Probably an abo DID name it (abos get preferential treatment in Australia and are paid benefits for life).

>>211968088
you will x

>>211968136
The Uniqlo fit

>>211968061
rhyming slang, pomegranate sounds like immigrant

>>211968095
:~(

>>211968013
You probably don't have any as they're rare nowadays but people used to like them because they are very clear and rigid and stay that way unlike PP or PE which get scuffed and cloudy
Not sure how to tell if it's PVC or not but if the sleeves are more like bags than stiff covers I wouldn't worry about it
>cancer
Clear PVC used for those sleeves off gas some kind of chemical that can damage the surface of vinyl irreparably leading to an audible hissing sound if stored too close together (ie in a shelf like that)

I don't think you have to worry
They're usually included with some modern represses
I got some with the Stereolab represses and have since gotten rid of them for peace of mind

Utterly DESPISE Bradley Walsh, me

>>211968122
cheese is incredibly overrated can understand why ppl like it but i see through it, im above cheese

>>211968148
we got a few i just use ubereats because i can get a refund on anything without any proof desu

>>211967997
holy shit literally hundreds of thousands of retards

those are not africans living in mudhuts. those are westerners on steroids who travel there for tiktok content.

>>211968158
lol

just mental to think that when you die you dont ever get to see your loved ones again

>>211968162
no it doesn't

grim

>Heatwave hell as passengers are 'slow cooked' on stuck trains for hours amid 34C heat - as nation swelters on hottest day of the year

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14834349/heatwave-britain-scorches-34c-temperatures-met-office-thunderstorm-warnings.html

what's your favourite knot or hitch?

>>211968215
well i'm right and you're wrong

nigga head look like a egg

nth for the gyal x baddiedem

going to get drunk almost countless times until i die, haha

>>211968251
did me powerboat level 2 and learnt four different knots and I can't remember any of them lol

It's a good deal tbf

you have ten seconds to make your selection

>>211968169
Huh okay none of mine are rigid they’re just plastic sleeves

Never heard of that before

eating the fermented cow piss batter

>>211968260
not immigranat is it

>>211968251
german shepherd

>>211968279
hope they see this lil bro

>>211968279
has the countdown ended for that 17 yr old to join?

where's the fractal bradley
that's one of my favourites

>>211968300
>>211968245
back when food was cheap

>>211968252
eat the bland mass of dairy product

quite enjoying the new bradderses
genuinely did lose all me bradleyses btw it wasn't just a ruse to get you to post them
can someone post 9/11 bradders and bardley though as I liked those 2

>>211968324
It's a good deal

grangle grangle

>>211968323
Innit.

>>211968049
yh!

holy god it's real

>>211968324
58p in lidl

>>211968340
It is

>>211968326
no man is above cheese
you must be one of them slant eyes

>>211968258
l was diagnosed BPD. Whats actually wrong with me then?

>>211968148
I heard the same jingle but it was 'dide sombody saaay... just eat?'

If somebody said just eat to me I'd kill myself. It's menulog

>>211968279
chunky one is absolutely scrumptious

>>211968307
imperforate and septate for me

>>211968309
It is uncommon but it happens
I have been collecting for twenty years and only learned about it last year
Figured I'd spread the word
Have a nice day Cody

>>211968362
Fuck all.

i heard irish people have too much iron in their blood

wouldn't mind raping you all in your vaginas

>>211968384
So.

>>211968360
actually unreal deal
cost you £45 from dominos

god willing i'll have anal sex with walsh

Just bumped the /bant/ thread. You can all thank me later.

rorke on a mad one

>>211968362
>I was diagnosed BPD

>>211968148
>>211968369
sounds so wrong, why didnt they call it just eat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeNhmGP0IYU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQGwQFpby0k

>>211968359
am above cheese and disagree with it strongly. believe its wrong to consume dairy, its a farmers perversion justified by people "wanting" to eat bland masses of dairy, drinking milk, etc.

might not know it, but youre also above cheese mate.

luv plucking a small, fine hair from my arm and realising its stubbornness is due to a particularly chunky jelly bit at the base
luv rubbing it against my lips and feeling the coldness of my own manjelly

>>211967836

JUST SEARCH THE ARCHIVES DIPSHIT

ITS FULL OF THEM

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/bradley.jpg/

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/bradley.png/

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/bradders.jpg/

>>211968307
Imperforate and microperforate

doesn't even feel that hot out today, hope that doesn't mean i've got some wog blood in me

mental how much money this country wastes on wheelchair accessability

reckon you see maybe 10 people in wheelchairs every year yet we blow billions so they can have their little ramps and so on

>>211968444
I'd have called it Chazzwazzer

gonna get a brown on the bike delivering a kebab through menulog tonight

>>211968461
Moscow.

>>211968474
this is the best bradley

>>211968452
instinctively swung at my screen reading this

how the fuck is this fucking egpyitan still around

>>211968491
>gonna
*finna

mumberg says we're having menulog pasta tonight lads get in

>>211968318
I suspect they're aware desu

>>211968319
elaborate?

>>211968518
half a dr oetker pizza for me lad

okay then, watch what i say then,
if i like cocks then oh, i'm gay then

>>211968511
striking out in anger realising youve been deceived, i get it mate

it's a well known fact that this is the best bradly

menulog lol dosent even sound catchy
>>211968551
hs?

can't wait for the /brit/lads' menulogs to synchronise x

any active serial killer man in?

>>211968531
why am i looking at 5 different things at once in this video

>>211968555
i’ll fucking hunt you down

aussie freaks getting their hungry jacks from menulog

>>211968531
l dont really follow tiktok drama enough to remember names, people were outraged at some 17 yr old hanging out with the slags and basically horny men were waiting for her to be 18 so she could get her tits out properly

>>211968481
did somebody say menulog

>>211968559
just eat isn't a thing it's an order

Australians desperate to overpost and drown out the Menulog conversation. We can all see it happening lmao

Is a 2 month out of date bottle of guinness safe to drink?

is jar jar a sith or not

>>211968590
go after the farmers mate, the dairy ones in specific. got some questions to ask them i imagine.

menulog cheese

menulog = white
just eat = brown

>>211968613
dont see the issue
its just menu and catalogue combined
justeat is way poofier if you ask me

Explain this leftypol

menu on the 'log

*surreptitiously googles hungry jacks*

i did always think just eat was a silly name when it was taking off. even now after like 15 years using it i think it's a bit shit
me and my brother used to joke around pretending the other one was anorexic when we were ordering takeaway and would be like "PLEASE! JUST EAT!" and it was fun

as long as a brown immigrant is taking less than minimum wage for the job, im happy

>>211968432
>later
When no one goes there and this thread turns into 100% spam?

cheese and crackers were a terrible choice for a hot day wtf was I thinking

>>211968444
It sounds so wrong

>>211968666
the alien desperately wants to make contact with the white man.
they may come to my back garden, i am more than happy to dialogue with them.

>>211968704
you ought to cop yourself a corn cob

corr could eat some food

>>211968704
cheese is always a terrible choice mate

>>211968721
i'm more than happy to menulog with them

>>211968514
It's diego pushed out to the tertiary layer of the thread after too much bullying

>>211968721
You're going to shag that alien aren't you?

>>211968628
>Is the Woolies in Wollongong on Menulog as well? Canorder me some thongs on there while you're at it mate?

Why is Menulog so funny?
And it IS funny for the avoidance of doubt but why

>>211967742
>electric wizard
>pantera
>disintegration
based, the game/anime soundtracks are a bit cringe though x

>>211968754
no comment

israelis are in contact with aliens and have been for nearly a century, their main goal is to promote miscegenation to eventually combine the human race into one sole race so we’re ready to join the galactic council with ither alien species i’m 100% serious this will happen within 500 years

>>211968767
scream

Printing big brads out of all the toil printers

Laptop is not a fan of this weather. Sounds like it's about to take flight

covid did a number on everyone

>>211968596
It's not gyal x baddiedem at least. I only go on tiktok to watch cute girls dance and some day in the life of brits stuff. I'm not on drama waves

got a menuwog speciale coming round to sort me bitch wife out

>me and my brother used to joke around pretending the other one was anorexic when we were ordering takeaway and would be like "PLEASE! JUST EAT!" and it was fun

rorke's incredible patter

>>211968781
Menu is a bland word with zero personality and log is a bizarre suffix to add onto it

unironically going to go to hungry jacks tomorrow morning when I wake up hungover tomorrow morning

Sending the Aussies to bed seething that we disrespected the name of their app

>>211968781
because it's an absolutely godawful name for a company that sounds like it was translated poorly from Japanese or something

need to lose some weight, love stuffing my fat face too much

SEXY GYAL

>>211968813
Why do you have this saved Adam? You've already been in trouble for this sort of thing before

Just cant use get a normal lighter to work, feel like an utter poof

>>211968838
That has actually happened to me before. Not that amount of sick though

>>211968838
if she was hot enough I'd just continue kissing

>>211968838
white people tingz

>>211968583
She's yapping while playing fortnite, just the her set up recording her room and game capture simultaneously

Mrs is making us homemade pizza for tea :3

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750522356401930.webm
What part of the uk is this accent from then

>>211968813
That’s not right.

we looking forward to the ashes, men?

>>211968890
James Cook meets the creators of Menulog

>>211968900
scremulog

So is /brit/ pro or anti assisted dying? Generally speaking, that is. we already all know what heathermong thinks.

like being nice dont like being mean

>>211968813
fucking UM

>>211968907
wow she's taking it out of the packaging and everything herself?

>>211968913
not a british accent. foreign

>>211968913
she sounds israeli

I went to newcastle, england
the fucks going on there? Fuck me

willyberg and ballsteins peeking out my left boxer leghole

>>211968966
any fit blokes? x

Might learn how to fish so that I can be of some value if civilisation ever collapses

If the Jews don't do something in Israel, that means it's bad

>>211968838
>he didn't eat it
Battyman

>>211968838
Looks like Joey Essex and that one bint from Skins

>>211968987
Don't bother mate
Get on the app
Did Somebody Say... Menulog!

was let to believe there'd be apocalyptic thunderstorms around today. think i've been lied to by the met office

furiously pacing back and forth in my kitchen biting massive chunks out of a big block of cheese just to spite the anti cheese aussie

>>211969009
Do Jews spam threads about irish people and black cocks 24/7 in Israel?

>>211969016
>gif
fuck off

>>211969045
That doesn't make any sense

Just Eat is a terrible name too let's not pretend it isn't

Just learned that haggis is illegal in America

>>211969047
ancient gimmick

>>211969060
Well, do they or don't they?

what's the plan for 2066? 1000th anniversary of the norman conquest

>>211969080
Americans are so cool, not kidding

>>211969035
You fool
I hate cheese so I love when anybody eats it thus removing it from this world

>>211969090
Yeah lol, I came up with it years ago and used to use it a lot, might start bringing it back x

>>211969119
>>211969119
>>211969119

>>211969106
the english invasion of normandy

>>211969080
cant even watch this the cringe is too much to handle

went out for my incel walk and there is so much ARSE

kin ell i got a boner just walking outside

>>211969092
How are Irish or blacks relevant to Israel?
They ban blacks for a start lmao

>>211969021
my virginity is guarded
my door is closed
my personal life is dead
I get no girlfriends