Thread 211972627

LOVELY FUCKING COCK PLAYING edish

Hi there how are you

putting people in boxes

cansnonce melty

Anti racism sub edish

When is summer and all the gyal are wearing dis numba...

get the fucking failed asylum seeker fucking housed
i will NOT ask again

rorke "accidentally" flirting with leftypol in drag...again

Any gooner lads in?

>>211972652
rorke flummoxed

>>211972649
Hi there, spaino

>>211972664
wizard of oz ahh fit

Good fool you're loss

>>211972681
rorke having a little too much fun dressing up in drag to mock leftypol

not bad desu

Being lauded as a hero by the local elderly populace as I swim ashore in Brighton with a large wicker basket full of migrant babies on my back

Got the Billy Joelbergsteinowitz he made fucking great chunes

>>211972709
stop interacting with AI

>>211972709
Looks uncomfortably similar to me

>>211972652
This is why I abstain from choosing a side.

Love me some cereal
Gonna eat it without milk

>>211972690
hey mate having the cans and chips (imaginary) again?

>upload face to chatgtpt for looksmatch
>it speculates on my personal character due to unkempt smelly incel room, seen in background, suggesting im disorganised and unhygienic

>>211972711
Stop using chatgpt cody

>>211972722
truke

some vandals have sworn all over my car again

>>211972652
https://x.com/khamenei_ir/status/382420538922004480

>>211972734
alri James

>>211972747
That sentence is infused with pure human spirit mate

>>211972757
cook pass partridge

>>211972709
get it to generate the average mid-30s homosexual male ethiopian jew

>>211972652
can't believe the ayatollah has gone woke

>>211972768
aha you caught me x

>>211972734

>>211972725
Why? It's just some lads in Hyderabad pretending to be AI

>>211972744
you have to remove the background

don't let it know you live in a runt hovel and it'll just think: woah there's a sharply dressed man!

>>211972763
Love this guy
Pure soul

>>211972763
supreme leader rocks dark academia? not a surprise

britbongomates, how are you holding up in this heatwave?

doing a gay little dance (not to be confused with a gay porn dance)

Going to get drunk and watch cooking videos. Leave me alone

>>211972834
sitting in my air conditioned room, like a fridge in here

>>211972855
well i did confuse it with the gay porn dance

>>211972864
alri tarq

>>211972863
any good recommendations?

>>211972763
so many mad jews in the replies
yeah even the palestinian flags are troll accounts from jews

Not here.

>>211972812
I'd bum you silly

>>211972887
Not really

Grotty
Little
Virgin

>>211972863
i got drunk and am watching council house crackdown
get the fucking immigrants housed
GET THE FUCKING IMMIGRANTS FUCKING HOUSED

window open, tunes on (via headphones obviously)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmx0J6sOZ8w

>>211972888
need a fit jewish bird to punish me

>>211972652
>>211972684
>>211972735
>>211972787
He made a call to the based department shortly after this tweet

by the way i just created that twitter account and my home feed is literally all elon musk and random videos clearly propaganda for musk

wasn't he supposed to free the bird?

>>211972898
cheers, I'm straight but I'll bank any compliments going x

don't normally click on YouTube links but every now and then I do out of curiosity and it just confirms my assumption that it's dogshit

Bye.

>>211972934
Lmao you really believed he wasn't gonna make it chud central?

>>211972970
i knew all along, but i remember many anons here claiming he was doing it for free speech. would like to see them now, fuckers.

pondering a second fleshlight purchase

>>211972744
Ah yes, nothing alarming from such development of which anybody can think.

>>211972934
created a burner twitter account myself not long ago and it's the same for me: endless Elon Musk shite interspersed with occasional other yank politics drivel and the occasional UK footy news

feel like other people, norms, are seeing an entirely different twitter to me. I don't understand how it feels like the collective consciousness of normies are all seeing the same new, fresh, relevant tweets and I'm not

pretty much given up on twitter and resigned to staying here

>>211972988
to be fair twitter is much more open to speech than it was, algorithmic shenanigans besides

Based or cringe

>>211972988
Indians love him

Find posts on LinkedIn about him saying he wants to rewrite history with AI and they're all licking his ass like he shits ice cream

Twitter must be 99% bots and Indians nowadays

>>211973003
@incel_virge why would you create a twitter account then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trJo695loqg
This channel is a good education on black Americans

190s looksmatch

>>211973019
Yeah, anything non-chud is just shadowbanned now, much freedom

I use twitter because theres no other quality sizable socialist community anywhere online

>>211973047
proof?

heroin is so passe

>>211972992
Find God

remember this classic lol
>>211970644
>>211970718

>>211973043
Doesn't look like Kev at all

>>211973003
no they're not. i have a friend who's a plumber and had no clue about internet stuff a year ago. last time i spoke to him he's telling me he watched every elon musk podcast on joe rogan and now recites everything musk says. he also follows andrew tate, thinks he's based etc.

i'll give musk this, he was very smart for buying twitter.

>>211973030
Incredibly based

>>211973068
If you don't pay for blue you get like 3 likes

>>211973043
would shag kevs looksmatch silly

>>211973081
Posting pics of people from the opposite political party is very chud behaviour, chud.

>>211973094
How's the extra chromosome treating you, 190?

>>211973096
he's aged silly

I got one there.

unsubscribe MyPlumberPal

scottish niggas be like
railway lines too SPICY

>>211973085
To do what, ask which one I should get?

>>211973118
that isn't proof of what you said

>>211973003
everyone sees an entirely different twitter, that's just the nature of recommendation algos. everyone lives in their own little world

why are British people so ugly lads?

got the gf over. sitting in my garden having a barbeque and drinking wine. having a very nice time x

>>211973160
4G.

Dogberg sleeping soundly with the AC on, avoiding the heat

Puppystein crying to go out despite wanting to come back in ten seconds later

Lads, what are the plans for tonight, can I know?

>>211973165
To be called towards higher things

*assumes the position*

>>211973189
Hope you both get food poisoning and die lol

>>211972683
alri

>>211973201
Going to force my family to watch Aguirre, the Wrath of God

>>211973186
dunno how anyone can enjoy that

4chan threads feel like a big party with everyone together. Why would I want to send my posts out to be read by no one (on twitter) or indeed read posts that aren't being read by anyone else?

>>211973047
if you follow anything not right-wing adjacent (anything art related) you get spammed with non-chud shit

>>211973201
steaming
further steaming
cessation of steaming due to lack of resources

leftist runts just flee to their new echo chamber once they can'tt censor any dissenting opinions
simple as that

Gabby Logan sexo

>>211973160
Scotland has a population less than London alone and all of them are in two cities. They don't need a big, interconnected rail network.

>>211972709
kek tim

>>211973277
Truth and facts tend to lead to one conclusion while delusions and schizophrenia lead to many

>>211973250
i find platforms that rely on algorithmic recommendations are completely dogshit. i never watch anything on youtube outside of my subscriber feed.
that and anonymity are the two reasons i can never leave 4chan, all other social media is fucking terrible

>>211973189
What are you 'qing?

>>211973250
Twitter converges on specific posts or topics all the time, it’s just much more nebulous

can't stop thinking about that webm I've seen on tv where some officers were dancing on a ball and women raised their legs and you could see their naked hairy fannies

My gemline on xitter is great I follow ecofascists, lesbian art hoes and aesthetics pages

>>211973188
Photorealistic image of the avg brit according to chatgpt factoring in all races and ages

>>211973362
link?

>>211973189
ever shag her up the arse?

>>211973277
>>211973305
take your dumb yank politics to /cum/ retard

How is this not a genocide?

>>211973189
Then why are you on /brit/?

>>211973392
Cry more

i think i will die alone, probably tucked up in bed, in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom

Tempted to get an ipad to watch the porn on the plane

>>211973250
algos don't care if you enjoy it or not they just want you on the website longer

Bad news guys
Rorke is about to win. Reform will storm the next General Election!

My shorts fucking STINK
Girlfriendberg is an absolute trooper for sucking me off earlier, bloody hell

mmhmm dey lining up outside the gherkin yeah? clickum smoke coming out the gherkin windows yeah? x

did you lads know that im black?

Activeee

>>211973487
I heard you were texting your boyfriend while having sex earlier

can't be dealing with xitter anymore man it'll recommend someone to follow and it's "14/nsfw don't interact/bi femboy" and all the account does is follow borderline porn goon tier anime posting accounts

Gabby Bogan

>>211973440
*looks into your future*
nope it's way worse

>>211973431
thought this was bald and bankrupt in the thumbnail

>>211973282
yeah there's a lot more hot old ladies these days isn't there?

>>211973498
just timestamp the nudity

>>211973305
when your so called facts include the idea that men can be women, your whole ideology collapses

>>211973563
timmy crush haha oh my days

where's commiemong

>>211973563
What's this petrol pump thingy again? I keep hearing about it.

>>211973598
Got plans tonight big guy or are you gonna be posting here with us?

>>211973514
>islamic
>human rights
haha

>>211973618
Lots of indian and pakistani families own loads of petrol stations

The Swastika is rising in the west while the star of david is setting in the east!

nth for the holodem

>>211973611
He's an esoteric national socialist now

Easier to larp that way I think

>>211973581
tranniestranniestrannies

>>211973641
stfu paki looking freak
italians would throw rocks at you

>>211973514
This man is your friend
He fights for freedom

>>211973659
but enough about the democrat platform

>>211973526
corrrr crikey

>>211973650
no top bun on that burger getting burger grease all over her gloves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Yww9LG3gw
wow

get the jews farted on

>>211973639
I fucking hate this country why are we so determined to sell every patch of soil and every cow pat to fucking pakis and pajeets. Why are we like this? What is the goddamn point.

>>211973679
Democrats are right wing

Entering the eighth hour today mate

yanks need a licence to pump their own petrol

Why do our coins have ridges around the edges?

>>211973744
Who told you that

>>211973751
Rather not say.

>>211973744
It's illegal in New Jersey to pump your own gas

>>211973744
SCREAMING

>>211973728
desu always been the case no? business has always been business, capitalism is the apotheosis of anti-racism. Much as leftypol doesn't like it, most people don't care about the race of those whom they do business with, they just want the best product at the lowest price

>>211973771
Fair

>>211973744
Petrol station owners over there are legally obliged to shoot you if they see you self serving.

>>211973669
did mine and it generated an ai version of my sister
description it gave of me seemed flattering and sincere but then i remembered its ai and not how people view me irl lol

>>211973751
It's called milling and it's to stop clipping of the edges, back from when coins were made of precious metals

Get ai freaks in a mass grave

The scran

>>211973788
I'm not a commie but neither and I a crapitalist. I don't give a fuck what leftypol likes or does not like. We shouldn't be selling out our country to foreigners. I can smell the curry emanating from your post ranjeet, you won't fool me.

>>211973840
the so called british food

i WANT TO RAPE MY ARSE WITH A... TURKEY TWIZZLER

>>211973840
dire

2025.

capitulating a wank

>>211973840
That'll be 30 quid please

>>211973683
t. 52.9 percenter

>>211973840
the so called english munchie box

>>211973840
why would you get a takeaway that consists entirely of things you can reheat in the oven in 15 minutes

Can't get housing benefit for your mortgage but you can get it for your private rent so that your landlord can pay off his mortgage.

>>211973840
Remember places were doing there bizarre gimmicks during covid

Personal policy not to watch weightlifting webms. Sorry.

>>211973903
i too am perusing the GYM REKT thread on /gif/

>>211973978
waheey

>>211973667
que cosa?

Yeah, my kids are going to a local independent school. Not the... the local state school.

>>211973943
Because bossman has a big commercial oven that he can reheat 10x the iceland crap in to keep your fat, ugly, stupid council estate wife and kids happy.

>rekt
are you an edgy child?

Keep your children away from iPads at all costs, use lethal force if necessary

was losing all my friends

How I imagine Brit posters look.

>>211973977
certainly not watching your one

I watched beardmeatsfood do challenges in britain and every single one of them was either english breakfast or fish and chips do you not have other food?

>>211974005
Red.

>>211974005
teenagers think it's cool
adult thinks it's edgy
old people just watch and laugh

>>211974032
Sod off you dull cunt

>>211974029
Too late. An entire generation has been raised by ipad.
>>211974046
It's fun though.

>want the cans
>realize it's too fucking warm for the cans
LADS WHY IS THE HEAT A THING

dont be bitten twice

malaponte watching the sopranos muttering to himself "madone... he's just like me"

>>211974096
T. Never had a beer in his entire life

>>211974096
*humps your leg*

>>211974032
I have a weirdly gangly twink body like this
hate it

>>211974096
It's never too warm for cans

>>211974102
Poland.

>>211974066
Or what? You'll sod off. Ha

>>211974048
Indian
Chinese
Kebab

mmhmm the showers are getting busy

>>211974032
I used to be in a server with this guy. He's on hormones now. Thing is, he's trans, so saying he's a girl, but he doesn't pass. Relentlessly pretty and fuckable, but still very obviously male. A bit like Hunter Schafer.

>>211974096
>too fucking warm for the cans
this sentence makes no sense

>>211974096
Huh? Surely it being warm is the best time for a cold can? You forget to put them in the fridge or something?

>>211974114
erm, right, that's a noncing but I'll allow it
>>211974117
>>211974167
Lads, stop. You're making me want to get the cans.

>>211974150
wow more homosexual fantasies from you? who would have guessed

Feeling quite settled now in my newly purchased first house

>>211974167
>>211974190
he is a larper that isn't allowed to drink alcohol (mummy said no)

>>211974032
I think they all look like Vinnie Jones with varying degrees of obesity

>>211974190
Don't really like the cold beer, lad.

>>211974194
I'm on the cans. It's not too warm.

Lad - to the cans!

>>211974200
You purchased it or you mortgaged it?

>>211974194
why are you roleplaying as underage?

literally just this second done a fart
i found it absolutely hilarious

>>211974200
good lad
i just bought my second house last month
my supermodel girlfriend loves a good spare holiday home, yknow? lol its crazy
anyways, im off on a roadtrip in my bugatti to monaco for the week with the missus'

Yeah.

>>211974200
What's the address?

I'll send you a housewarming gift

>>211974200
please tell me it's freehold and you didn't fall into the leasehole jew

BBC said i should keep it PG

I have really weak knees

I was wondering if god is real.

anyone fancy wanking over Angela White in Discord DM's?

>>211974328
start squatting lad

>>211974336
yeah ok, what's that mean?

>>211974336
what's so fancy about wanking to her exactly

>>211973828
Interesting

>>211974250
The medium cans of ale could go well with the small chips...
And it's not too late to start drinking them

this thread is for """bi"""sexuals who like cock but aren't actually attracted to men and more or less just jerk off to the power dynamic of topping and bottoming (some kind of twisted emasculation fetish? and the bottom is almost always noticeably smaller than the top), and maybe the muscles of the actors involved to some degree (hence the reddit-tier "i love muscular women and feminine men!!!!" catchphrase they often spout)
some have literally admitted in past threads like this one that the face ruins it, and i know it's because it reminds them that these are men
the prospect of fucking a man irl, much less actually dating one, scares the shit out of these """bi"""sexuals
unfortunately actual gay threads on here are rare

>>211974364
*rapes you*

>>211974354
she owns my cock and cum

>>211974364
*rapes you*

>>211974359
Get. Them. Bought.

>>211974388
bank vaults

in the process of making a toast

rolling in my '64

any disreputable ignominious wretched bastard man in?

>>211974359
too bad you won't buy either and never have and never will

>>211974418
yea me

is this cold never gonna go away?

>>211974418
ktima

i think the funniest thing i did in boston was have breakfast with a homeless man. we went to a dunken donuts and he was telling me his lore

in chicago a homeless man stop me from suicide so we smoked weed snd relaxed

nigga drinking warm ale in the barmy afternoon and irish really think they're that different from brits

Drink.

>>211974418
take a look around and what do you see

>>211974418
more of an odious slug like creature

doing an israeli style assault on this thread
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

>>211974448
It's the evening, lad
And Canslad has spoken about this before, I very much think Ireland is just a smaller version of the UK without the class system and weh ave different national sports

Nordic.

Got the fan but it’s just pushing hot air on my face

>>211974523
take the ac pill

>>211974523
the air con is doing wonders over here

>>211974499
*tells on you to the germans*

summer evening weather makes me want to take up smoking

something primordial about wanting to smoke during this weather

>>211974418
I'm more of a cretinous wastrel myself

cansnonce samefag larp must stop

>>211974547
Just makes me want to be drunk every day

I've made a mistake

>>211974541
>>211974538
If I were a rich man
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

Not sure if the neighbour of my newly purchased first houss has started turning the TV volume down or if I've just gotten used to the sound. I can still hear it sometimes in my living room but don't really hear it in my bedroom anymore. I also sleep with Loop earplugs.

>>211974547
same but with fruity mr.freeze sticks

Your clothes don’t matter
Your house doesn’t matter
Your possessions don’t matter
Your sports team doesn’t matter
Your hobbies don’t matter
Your contrived social identity doesn’t matter

All that matters is your family and your folk

>>211974628
I could care less

>>211974115
I understand that you may hate it but there's someone out there that appreciates it and thinks you're quite handsome

>>211974597
have this one too

>>211974606
that also increases the desire to smoke

>>211974632
Based and Hitlerpilled

>>211974364
close but yeah that's mostly true

>>211974623
it's not expensive

>>211974666
NEED that jacket

>>211974632
I can tell you're white.

>>211974695
just buy one

>>211974649
povvo chav bennie mongs obssessed with living in a grey prison cell

>>211974714
w2c

>>211974649
Me with the carling

>>211974666
need to frantically toil over some old tomes while i smoke a cig

>>211974632
not seen or spoken to my sister in 2 years. Have a niece I've never met.

supposed to both be attending a waiting later this year, might not go so as to avoid the awkwardness

>>211974725
https://www.uniqlo.com/uk/en/products/E475039-000/00?colorDisplayCode=08&sizeDisplayCode=006

went to the beer garden but they didn’t have any seats so I went home
oh well

>>211974649
>shoes in house
I thought only we did this?

Remember when I used to shag a black bird for a while and she would always use cocoa butter on her hair
And yes, I am Irish diaspora before you ask

still got my giant skittles from yesterday
they taste nice, but i really love sniffing the bag. smells very fruity and good

>>211974783
women care, men don't
owner of that places's woman is out or non existent

>>211974820
It's the little things I suppose, if you're a simple minded twat

>>211974820
open the bag and it's just one big skittle the size of a big mac

>>211974756
You're gay mate. Your fixation on black men and stereotypes about their sexual prowess is sissy kink cuck shit 101.

>>211974873
>>211974873
>>211974873

>>211974857
he said theyre giant

>>211974783
theyre probably pre-drinking and going out soon, we don't actually care as much as /int/ might make you think

last for poo

>>211974886
early