Thread 212001861

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>>212001861 (OP)
Drank far too much yesterday
Today shall be productive and I shall NOT drink today

saw that my graduating class had a reunion
looked like about 12 of 120 people showed up

it's not right
thank dog for AC

I am a failure by an reasonable standard

It’s 33°C today and I survive without AC^^

>>212001299
Cherry blossom season was in April though?

fk vs cumsters

>>212002015
your thoughts on this currywurst

Bliss.

>>212002167
me in the overalls

>>212002186
it's freezing

might have tacos for breakfast

Think I slept for 1 hour

Used to be that I hoped things would just happen to me naturally but now I'm too old and shut in to belive that

outside /int/ is filled with third worlders (and third world immigrants on first world flags) now

>>212002180
Doesn’t look that good, way too little sauce
Was that sausage deep fried or something looks very strange
Can’t judge the taste might have still been shmackin!!

>>212002299
yea

>>212002517
Euros just as annoying as Indians tbqh

>>212002541
Euros have gotten more uppity in the past few years. It used to be that they just looked down on us with arrogance and now it's like they actively hate us

thinking about writing my first amazon review

What would mexican niggas do all day

where bike bro? I can get one of these for $2,300 and it's street legal

>>212002575
siesta

>>212002575
chasing latinas

Strait of Hormuz closing
Might as well go fill up my car today instead of waiting until later in the week before gas goes up again

Donnie Yen added me as a friend on Tik Tok lol

>>212002299
what state you in can we form a white american alliance

>>212001884
I'm like 7 weeks sober

I'm literally Canadian

>>212003127
I'm like 17 days sober

>tfw in an indian customer service hell loop for days
it should unironically be illegal for american companies to use customer service agents outside of the US.

>>212003258
I feel like whenever I call customer service for any company I get a black woman. Not complaining just something I've noticed

>gave me a huge bwc
>but also gave me autism so I can't use it
what did God mean by this?

>>212003258
why? they do a fine job most of the time

>>212003292
At least you can typically understand what a qveen is saying over the phone

>>212003227
Neat. Feeling better?

>>212003388
I guess. I feel like drinking alcohol made the time go by quicker

you win again

Beat spinster in a debate

LOVE THAT CHICKEN FROM POPEYES

kys

>>212003585
beating a woman in a debate isn't particularly impressive

>>212003772
Disarming Iran was the right thing to do.

on second thought, i don't think i'll go to that cherry blossom festival. just not feeling like going outside today.

>>212003856
Skinless cocks fuck together, I guess!

>>212003856
good goy

No need to worry
No need to panic
As we slip and slide
Dip and glide
Super acrobatic
And the mood can be mellow
And the mood can be manic
As we expanse the dance
Transoceanic

>>212004111
>>212004167
give me 1 good reason it wasnt the right thing to do

>>212003453
At bars definitely

Iran shouldn't be allowed to have a nuke, I don't care about Israel. I trust North Korea with a nuke more than Iran

Just won a debate

At McDonald’s rn
Two megalards present
Feels American

>>212004318
Your mom only conceded because you won't stop bringing it up

Shaak ti or Aayla Secura

>>212004569
Liara T'Soni mogs both

is this one of those things where american zoomer women cry on instagram about how they are so afraid of ww3 they are literally shaking, while we bomb the shit out of borderline defenseless random brown people for 3 years

>>212004634
Boring series and she's ugly

True

gary i’m sorry i neglected you
oh i never expected you to run away
and leave me feeling so empty

I am the retard

Iran has never caused me any problems
Israel on the other hand..

>>212004772
>Get bombed once
>Immediately conjure up a BWC cuck fantasy

Israel is blackmailing trump just like Elon was

Every time a song ends on that McDonald’s radio what have I done to deserve this by the pet shop boys start playing at noticeably worse sound quality for like 10 seconds and then it switches back to the other radio
Stuck here waiting for the GF because German trains simply cannot be on time
Nearing an hour delay

>>212004887
I blackmailed your mom

>>212004887
Nobody gives a fuck you brown subhuman rat

>>212004887
>elon blackmailing trump
>trump still removes subsidies for tesla after tesla took a massive hit from DOGE
schizos use to at least try to make their delusions fit reality

>>212004887
you're brown

Really makes you think that a man really made an album about fucking Anne Frank and it's the greatest album of all time

>>212005021
Elon outed him on Twitter for it

Cofe bros this is our fucking morning

so trve...so trve

Watch me stroke backstroke

Iran should have nukes (dropped on all of their major cities)

>>212005052
Is Anne Frank the butterfly that Kendrick Lamar was pimping

>>212005060
elon's go to is calling people pedophiles
hes done it to literally everybody who got the better of him from that one guy who rescued those kids in that tunnel to bill gates to zuckerbergstein to trump
it's his go to

>>212005075
First thought
https://youtu.be/xFx5sGJ2GAc

Ooh I’m about to dive in

>>212005122
Show me an example because I think you're making this up

>>212005122
Lol that cave one was weird
Totally forgot about it

two headed boy son or communist daughter

crazy how people will wear shit like this outside

>>212005248
Two headed boy. Communist child would just want monies and never work

>>212005248
Communist daughter is kind of normal because women are natural group thinkers. Even though she's retarded, it's possible her heart is in the right place. Two headed son is just silly

>>212005248
communist daughter has a lot of semen and sperm references so that one

>>212005248
>chang and Ang sons
Based

>>212005279
SEETHING roastoid hands typed this post

All men have two heads though

I got drunk last night and woke up in Orange, New Jersey

>>212005279
The colors made me think it was a blue lives matter shirt

>>212005342
>he doesnt spread his cheeks on a chair/with his hand to make the fart silent
ngmi

QTs just took a seat across from me
Summer should be illegal
Tight dresses, sandals, perky breasts

Ok she even has bikini tanlines

the button is missing from my shorts

I posted just because there's unique Apu drawing in the OP

the spark is missing from my life

It’s a scorcher

>>212005456
Your tiny little micro penor is gonna peek out

You little chud pussies I swear

>>212005564
nah because the zipper is up.

>mobilefag
>AT&T
>browser

I’m a cunt

>>212001861 (OP)
I am a zoomer and sometimes I wonder why I like rob zombie

Resisting the urge to creepshot

>>212005803
Why do you act so Indian
You've been acting Indian in this general since before they even had much of a internet presence

>>212005803
bro do it for us
we need to see dem toes and tanlines

Something is wrong with my air conditioner and it's barely doing anything and it's 96 degrees outside
But I remembered I had like 7 ice packs in the freezer so I'm managing to avoid suffering
I take a few out at a time and put them in my bed and when I start getting too hot I put one right on my forehead
Works well

Going to church.

Trump just announced the bombs were actually mistakenly dropped on Saudi Arabia because he couldn't tell the difference

There's a Buddhist monk sitting next to me on the bus.

>>212006078
Ask him questions about life

back from church

>>212006115
That's okay, because I already know Jesus Christ is the way, the truth and the life, and that no one comes unto the Father except through Him.

>>212006166
Based

>>212006166
based

Went to the dentist and there was this older blonde woman there probably in her late 40s or 50s but was still attractive. She had a small waste but her hips were HUGE. I could hear her from the other room and she was talking to the small boy she brought there saying she would rather give birth than have a cavity and all I could think was "well yeah with hips like those you probably even feel them coming out"

>>212006222
Who is this much of a pussy about the dentist? Can't even get a cavity filled?

>>212006222
>>212006309
That's her mommy instincts, she still wants to be bred

Listening to Molyneux.

>>212006340
Some women just have no problem with giving birth.

>>212006340
Literally every conversation I heard her have was about having children so yeah probably.
>oh this child had babies but not this one but we keep asking
>oh yeah that baby had babies blah blah blah
>oh no a cavity? I would rather give birth then have a cavity
literally all she could think about was baby making while at the dentist
I was the only grown man in that entire building too

>>212006468
>>oh this child had babies but not this one but we keep asking
>>oh yeah that baby had babies blah blah blah
Um.....

>>212005875
Sorry I was about to and then the GF texted so I had to leave
I’m a fool for not doing it
Sorry

And now I have a gosh darn 120 second timer again because I’m back home?!!

>>212005975
That was lowkey based but also cringe
Islam simply has no place in the USA

>>212006507
she was referring to her grown children as babies
basically everybody was a baby in her eyes
she could only think of BABIES I tell you

>>212006533
Lovely maternal instinct. Need one like her. Ring on her finger?

might kms tbq h

>>212006800
Why

White women only fuck two things: black men, and dogs.

>>212006831
nothing to live for. im an utter disgrace to my family

>>212006914
Do you think killing yourself would fix that or make it worse

>>212006926
fix obviously

>>212002517
I really wish someone would design a supervirus that only kills indians.

>>212006949
Does your family follow the Bushido code or something

>>212006981
obviously no

>>212006993
Then it wouldn't make you less disgraced
Look just do incremental progress ok. Don't do something you can't come back from

>>212006993
I say do it

>>212007146
Shut the hell up

>>212007173
My opinion is valid too, okay?

Type 1 if youre locked in chat

N

I

C

>>212007446
o

N

I

feeling very schizo this morning. too many worms in my coffee.

>>212007577
gel

>>212007446
>>212007496
>>212007503
>>212007505
>>212007526

what do light beer and sex in a canoe have in common?
they're both fucking near water!

>>212007771
Oh no!
Now someone's going to have to kiss it all better

>>212007856
i get the joke but it's not very funny. try harder next time.

I know how to make a woman say yes

Happiness is a warm gun.

>>212006914
how so

>>212007926
by asking her if she's repulsed by you?

>>212007977
how so?

>>212008111
Cum.

I’m a sex haven’t

Let’s talk about systemic racism in the United States

Gringoys

Death to Iran!

Fixing to lay out a change of clothes, fap and shower, eat a snack in bed and take a nap.

>>212008290
terrone will not like this post

abadabada la bamba
el tacquito
pinche huevo que rico
despacito
tu mama neccessito

>>212008301
Hi Jason do you like star wars

Watching this tv segment about identity theft and I am once again left wondering about the stupidity of WOMEN

>>212008383
yet you desire women. curious

>your package is out for delivery
I want it right fucking now!

women outsmart men constantly. i see it on the tv all the time

>>212008405
Yes
I love them with all my heart
Honestly that chick at McDonald‘s today just made me realize how much I love them

>>212008462
you've been posting about your dragon dildo coming for like 2 months now

>>212008465
my wife is always 2 steps ahead of me

Hello. Currently at burger king

>>212008547
Yummmmmy
What did you order

>>212008484
No you don't, you're just an obsessed shit skin

Thoughts on potato salad?

GF is on the phone with her mother…
Losing it RN because the GF‘s aunt (her mother‘s sister) kept saying „Japs“ when they were talking about the Japan trip of the GF‘s cousin lol
If she only knew how each time a black person is on TV my mind just goes NIGGER

is this guy even german or just a vpn

>>212002575
Video games.

>>212008610
Onion rings, rings, chicken sammich

>>212008500
*it ain't me starts playing*

>>212008725
Yummm
>>212008699
Yummmm

>>212008707
he's never spoken german so idk

>>21200872
>rings
*fries

>I deliver food on an app
What type of person do you imagine?

>>212008707
He's been posting with that flag for 15 years but occasionally switches to American

>>212008699
You ever tried Amish potato salad?
It’s just potato salad with hard boiled eggs

>>212008707
Im German!!!
>>212008739
Ummm

>>212008786
I used to do this when I was finishing up my degree
so fairly normal people

>>212008791
I have never posted using an American flag! Slander!

The n to the I to the double g to the e to the r

>>212008705
germans dont use the word jap. confirmed not german

Should I shower or get back on Civilization 5 and finish genociding the chinese empire as Teddy Roosevelt?

>DUDE NIGGER
type of humor is so lame

>>212008846
I dislike you and your posts

I hate most blacks but it’s not due to their race but how they act
I hate white people who act like negroes too

>>212008929
So long as it rustles Jimmy's, it will be funny
Such is the power of nigger fragility

woman: *wears jeans and a hoodie*
black man: *rapes*
indians on the internet: "well maybe if she wasn't dressed so provocatively"

Bully for you, Mr. President

Alright, genocide it is then

Feel bad for bullying the German again

>>212009015
proxy off, nigel

I wish bob was my uncle

>>212009160
Thats a term coined by Teddy Roosevelt you absolute mongoloid

My wife btw

>>212009180
yeah
well
I had sex with your wife

Sexy to someone is all I really want

>>212009230
no

so fucking sick of my life bros i want to have sex with a pretty lady so bad

Lunch

>>212009476
abhorrent

>>212008905
Obviously I translated it for the story
We do say Japse

I'm a 26 year old virgin and gave up when I was 12

>>212009476
This nigga eatin' like Oliver Twist!

>>212009533
what's wrong with a hearty lentil soup you fucking baby

>>212009439
literally just stop watching pornography bro

>>212009570
how will that help
>you'll approach women more
Bitch I haven't even had a friend since freshman year of highschool

About to go buy groceries. It's gonna be like 50 bucks

>>212009569
it looks like it came out your asshole

I've mostly stopped watching porn but I still usually masturbate multiple times per day

29 is young

>>212009708
Sounds like you need things to do with your time

I only get horny like once or twice a week if I don't look at porn

Just put together w*yfair furniture. Took an hour

>>212006800
Same

Remember when the foid told a recovering addict that he has her permission to relapse because he had a bad day o algo

>>212009749
It comes (cums lol) in waves

>>212009668
you will spend your time living life instead of watching people fuck you retard

Women and sex are the biggest distraction and waste of time to ever exist

>>212009850
Pork is the symptom not the cause

>>212009766
this is why you should buy furniture from ikea

>>212009850
No I won't I'll go to work and suffer there, then come home and not have any money to do anything anyways

>>212009951
I already do this by the way but I also masturbate to porn

>>212001861 (OP)
i have been cumming far too much for the past 2 weeks. 3-4 times a day, and i would do more if i didn't have to work. my dick hurts now, but i still want to cum. how do i stop my desires?

>>212009854
This is basically what like 80% of great theologians and philosophers ever have concluded
Meanwhile, science cucks: noooo you need to devote your entire life to spreading your genes!!!! It's the only thing that matters!

>>212010053
That sounds worrying

Strait of Hormuz ain't closing, only 5% of our oil supply is from there while 50% of China's is

>>212010053
shoot yourself maybe

At church.

>>212010089
I'd like to kiss you

wish i had an apartment to decorate

>>212002186
IF I SEE A SINGLE DROP OF RAIN TODAY I WILL DIRECTLY CURSE THE NAME OF GOD

>>212010111
TURN TO THE SON AND THE SHADOWS FALL BEHIND YOU

>>212009801
i havent seen spinny since 4chan went down

Building a new peecee, anyone have thoughts to share on the 5070 ti? Seems like one of the better nvidia cards available. I would be pairing it with a 7800x3d cpu.

>>212010111
you have a little bit of poo on your thumb

>>212010087
i am getting old and my body is telling me it's getting too late to have a family.

i just need a pussy bouncing on my cock

I asked grok of the Strait of Hormuz is important but I told it to call it the Gape of Hormuz instead in its answer

>>212010198
that would be nice but you would lose your incel status, would it really be worth it?

>>212010241
yea

>>212010198
My fist pounding on your balls is the best I can do

>>212010270
gay

>>212010198
Once it's over you would realize absolutely nothing changed with your life and it's still as shit as it always was

parents just killed my plant

The feeling that I've completely wasted my life and missed all the magic normal people get to experience is becoming stronger every day. The realization that I'll never change, that I'm incapable of change and can't stick to doing anything that will improve my life. Is this pathetic? Surely so, but I don't care anymore

Some people I think just aren't meant to be free because we're too retarded to govern ourselves correctly. I should be someone's slave unironically, but someone who cares about doing whats best for me and doesn't just use me as a disposable tool. So more like a pet really.

>>212010344
How
Why
Sorry that happened bud

>>212010344
WEED?!

>>212010344
this is a metaphor for life..

>>212010118
I sent my landlord pictures of three different broken and leaking things yesterday.

>>212010198
Haha based

>>212010323
my life aint shit though outside of getting no pussy

>>212010408
Pussy popping on a handstand

>>212010368
its been sick because it has the wrong soil so i asked for potting soil and my dad didnt buy it then my mom crushed it while trying to repot it
>>212010371
no

Would you ever eat the testicles of an animal? my dad used to put sheep nuts in the pressure cooker

Snack while I read an isekai and prepare to take my nap.

>>212008344
I've seen the six movies, idk, as much as anyone else I guess.

>>212010471
Are you going to start fresh with another plant

>>212010508
Ok.

when your life's just a breeze in eternity,
why not take this one chance and come fly with me,
just this once,
just this second that soon will be gone,

How do we feel about this
Would you be ashamed to go out with her in public?

>>212010535
Wdym?

>>212010558
Shut up, please.

>>212010508
i guess but that plant meant a lot to me i got it during a very stressful time in my life and we survived together now im really sad

>>212010558
kill yourself

>>212010558
live yourself and i would lick her armpits in public

>>212010481
yeah.

>>212010572
Let it biodegrade outside so it's death can provide life to other things. everything has purpose

>>212010481
I knew a chinese girl who fetishized cutting off and eating a mans testicles

>>212010496
why do you love milk so much

>>212010356
human domestication guide ahh post

>>212010558
It would be okay if she were cuter

>>212010567
>>212010574
Hello?! Tf!!
>>212010614
Ohhh naughty!
>>212010670
She’s cute I think!!

nobody responded to my post about pc components

>>212010667
how do you even find shit like this

>>212010654
I'm Aryan. Been drinking it dang near every day of my life.

>>212010709
i have a 5070 but not a ti. i can't help.

Fuck the poh-lis

any southern belles here

>>212010761
Jason? Are you ..... T hanks?

>>212010795
nig

>>212010795
I'm from the South born and raised but I am male

I just can't imagine

>>212010803
No, lots of people drink milk.

>>212010795
Wasn't spinster one

I hate the taste of milk by itself but I can use it fine in other recipes. No idea why

>>212010795
Women are so precious

>>212010729
I’m freaky like that

>>212010952
Early :/

>>212010952
Cringe coomer edition I was gonna make one

>>212010967
>>212010982

>>212010763
how is the 50 series holding up in your estimation?

The taste can differ depending on the store. Like regular whole milk with the red cap(if it doesn't have cream, is it really "whole"?) tastes very different between giant eagle, drug mart, that brand with the cow and the yellow bottle, etc.

>>212010558
I'll spank her if she shaves her armpits

>>212010992
Get over it, chuddy

>>212011007
It's good, although the most graphically intense game I played was Space Marine 2 and I am upgrading from an RX 5700. I haven't had any issues yet and it's run everything I normally play perfectly.