Thread 212008106

Cumbum meetup edition

>>212008106 (OP)
No, make an Edi Rama edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg
*struts into the thread*

wonder if the toilfu schlicked her fannois this weekend

might get the 2014 era jerma + star tf2 vids on

Need my hammer obliterated by a pair of bollocks.

>>212008141
grow up

I own a golden Rocket Launcher worth 80 big British pounds in TF2

All of this could've been avoided if we'd just had the stomach to wipe them all out when we had the chance

>>212008106 (OP)
Bro this is so Edi Rama

>>212008136
sad how he died at 36
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsKpazeA5L8

It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate. It takes strength to be gentle and kind.

>The first three British casualties were non-hostile deaths in Kabul, from suicide, accidental weapons discharge and homicide.

>Private Darren John George was killed by a ricocheting bullet fired by a comrade who had a dizzy spell.

>Corporal Gregory became involved in a drunken fight with Sergeant Busuttil at a barbecue. Gregory then left the barbecue and returned with a loaded SA80 rifle and killed Busuttil, firing the rifle at him "up to ten times". Gregory then committed suicide with the weapon.

Grim

fucked

Lads could you stop spamming /tv/ with damage control over that shite zombie flick
Could not care less honestly and tired of seeing it

>>212008195
You ain't Edi Rama bro

>>212008200
>Busuttil
Maltese diaspora

Bit depressing how we'll never have the kino future envisaged by Legend of the Galactic Heroes (space Aryan empire) and instead the earth will be a jew-ruled brown hell until resources are exhausted.

>>212008195
love robbie

>>212008214
Rorke and the sweltering summer of 2025

>>212008224
not us mate
the man who made it is a woke you see

>>212008214
Those are good temperatures. To be honest I'd prefer it a bit warmer.

oo aa white boy
yt boys are so weak and cowardly but they will go to war and not the old farm equipment aka niggers

>>212008214
lush

Honestly you should make an Edi Rama edition

got my shorts around my ankles and my nob in my hand

it rainy

>>212008274
Tr y to explain it..

>>212008200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GDz21uUhBU

How do rorkes that emigrated to Australia cope with the heat?

>>212008248
Britishers swarming the catalog
Wrecking the fooken shop honestly
I'll sue the Crown, me

>>212008280
Same near me

bimble

Mozza looking predatory here

>>212008214
95 Olde English heat units here

>>212008224
i don't watch contemporary films or TV

can't rake the grass swarmed by midges instantly

>>212008195
>>212008316

Yo that was it..

>>212008335
Warwick Davis and his ilk?

like when camgirls go private on one site and forget to turn to private on another

mcdonalds breakfast shouldn't be considered in the same vein as regular mcdonalds
it's actually a very satisfying and reasonably healthy breakfast if you don't eat like that all the time and i can feel full till dinner with two double sossie muffs and two hash browns

End of movie.

>>212008367
Now do Obama

>>212008389
American summed up in 10 seconds.

just enlisted into Outer Heaven

>>212008397
So are most of the entrees
Reminder no one is forcing you to "make it a meal" with fries and soda
Should stop going there though, they supported BLM with the silence is violence thing

>>212008389
Still mental that this was basically the first public announcement of it

>>212008106 (OP)
why
so
glum
chum

no
cum
in
your
bum

Rorke hard tunneling leftypol at 5 gens

>>212008457
STANDING

>>212008297
it's up on the completely legal streaming sites
will be watching tonight and then spamming /tv/ for the next month

Just got bummed by the La Li Lu Le Lo

flush your SSRIs away

>>212008397
Start eating 5 scrambled eggs on toast for breakfast every day.

>>212008507
absolutely in tears laughing at this post

>>212008526
no ur not

just sold the world

>>212008521
piss of smelly egg lad! we don't want your smelly farts any more!

>>212008487
404

I’d love to lick Emma Watson’s insufficiently-wiped anus.

>>212008521
>eating breakfast

>>212008521
what seasonings do you recommend?

>>212008550
you what?

unironically having a fry up plus all trimmings for tea tonight with my friend. so that's something to look forward to for me. love fry ups, love em

>>212008106 (OP)
This is where I live

>>212008466
his job is actually fooling people into clicking his videos so he can get ad rev

>>212008521
Runt

Any ideas on how to earn money lads? For the lads among us with unconventional employment histories

>>212008595
corrr
mum's making macaroni cheese

>>212008631
that's nice too that, plus i'm having to make the fry up so you're quids in

>>212008595
would eat one everyday if I could

sealed with a shit

>>212008603
You've got everything figured out don't you?

>>212008586
It's black pepper only for me. Plenty salt in the butter and bread.

>>212008659
a touch of your arse
who is the shite and who is the shart
when midas is king
and he cums in your bum

>>212008581
post your twink arse

>>212008670
no i'm telling you that there's a lot of money in "how to make money" videos on youtube and many of the people involved don't actually make any money other than from the videos

>>212008698
kino times
better than today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyrWdwW89FU

>>212008706
here's how i retired with passive income and two skoda octavias

>>212008706
Ok, Mr. Cynical, you see right through everything don't you?

I'm sure the A3 is a nice car but all I think when I see one is Deano or grooming gang member.

How often do you think about God?

1 - Not at all
10 - All the time

won 4 qualifying tickets for 4 separate poker finals today but already missed two of them sleeping ahaha

>>212008787
i only think about god when dunking on religious people to school them on why he doesn't exist

>>212008787
once a day

Geopolitics in the last 5-10 years have just taught me that having nukes is the only guarantee you won't get bombed.

Yet here we are bombing countries telling them not to have nukes.

>>212008828
Do you think that's Him trying to communicate with you at all? Be honest

>>212008773
it's actually mental how the best 3 german cars are now seen as pakimobiles even though they are objectively good cars

Problem with the Muzzies is that they don't drink
Not a fan of blacks but you can have a pint and a laugh with one even they're a bit cringe and weird
Can't do that with the Muzzies can you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xngDqTM9j_A
how is this still up and has 1.2m views

>>212008859
Lots of Muslims here do drink

rocking the grape 5s. make no mistake, i AM the new drip king.

Only fat cunts eat a breakfast that isn't toast or cereal everyday

>>212008842
Lib Demsteins desperately trying to give up Trident

I pay £170 a month for a Dacia Duster
Fantastic little car

>>212008859
1. Some Muslims do drink
2. You don't need to drink to socialise with people
3. What makes Black people 'weird and cringe'?

The problem, it seems, is you

>>212008859
>Problem with the Muzzies is that they don't drink
they all drink and do drughs

>>212008842
>having nukes is the only guarantee you won't get bombed
russia getting bombed, israel getting bombed, india and pakistan bombing each other?

>>212008850
not really it's me trying to think about him in the hope he'll give me strength because I'm so mentally physically and spiritually weak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohxMZZGc4JA
this shit is frying me man

>>212008901
>Dacia Duster
lmaooo dis nigga drive a tickle stick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI0mkt6Z3I0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUcTsFe1PVs

Haha yeah can't move down the pub for Ahmeds and Aishas

The More You Ignore Me, the Closer I Get

>>212008923
God bless you

>>212008896
cereal and toast are both not good for you either though

>>212008903
They are weird and cringe thoughever

ummmmmmm

Mad that some of you are actually little brown fellas. Always imagine you're all just some pale guy named Robert from Kettering or somewhere.

>>212008859
>Problem with the Muzzies is that they don't drink
they do everything but eat pork

actualy sat here fucking screaming at those youtube vids

>>212008521
More than two or three eggs a day gives me the runs
Don't know why

>>212008941
thank you

>>212008950
How so?

>>212008939
thought this was the cat from red dwarf from the thumby

>>212008903
>1. Some Muslims do drink
Then they are not muslims are they retard

>>212008896
bread, cereal, pasta, and rice are all slave food

>>212008106 (OP)
my grandfather is unironically from there

>>212008974
Just the way they are

>>212008975
you ought to be locked up you FREAK

>>212008939
Fifteen minutes with you
Well, I wouldn't say no

Yes saar I'll have a Newcastle Brown Ale because I'm brown you see haha
And my wife will have a Shiraz because that's a city in Iran haha

>>212008979
they are, just hypocrites like most religious types

>>212008975
how does it even fit when she's that tight?

I OWN TWO SKODAS
O
W
N
T
W
O
S
K
O
D
A
S

no way are there unironic poofters on here

>>212008984
How is grandpa cumbum?

>>212008988
Name one way in which they are

>>212008977
yeeeeoeoaahhh I'm looking nice

>>212008975
UM

>>212008975
https://www.google.com/search?vsrid=COWMyfDQ_Iy0sgEQAhgBIiRkZmY4MGY3ZS1iOWRjLTQ5NjYtOTQzNi1mOTIxNTg3MWIxMzQyBiICdWcoBTjTle2Ow4WOAw&vsint=CAIqDAoCCAcSAggKGAEgATojChYNAAAAPxUAAAA_HQAAgD8lAACAPzABEPwBGMgBJQAAgD8&udm=26&lns_mode=un&source=lns.web.gisivli&vsdim=252,200&gsessionid=Yg8rj0TJ6l43jT6BGdAe0Wnajv7-n8Q9UvLdEy7rleJrFKgS6k5fhg&lsessionid=RgGxi_ToS94io16WPFMUzFUJeezIHj8-T_mL5DxptFbtWd8GSmrXaA&lns_surface=19&qsubts=1750612325891&biw=390&bih=745&ved=0CBoQh6cGahcKEwjgpY38woWOAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQBA&tbnid=b21MYIEnFMy35M&ictx=2

i'm the ayatollah of cock in holeah

>>212009014
Sell one and replace it with a Dacia Duster

if I don't get a (You) VERY fucking soon I'm calling the police

In the sewer all alone

>>212009018
What?

>>212008856
They're crap now

>>212009014
i have no opinions on skodas. must mean its drivers are good otherwise i would have noticed and formed an opinion.

Found it mad there were lads on here enthusiastically going out to vote Labour in the election
You don't have to be a Rorke but I thought if you were that way inclined you'd go green or socialist or something and not establishment neoliberalism

>>212009018
I'm only gay ironically

>>212009064
that's
my
home
!

damien duff has resting down syndrome face

>>212009055
heard those get some cracking little reviews to be fair.

>>212009074
*yawns loudly*
*looks at other lads around the room*
*smirks*

>>212009046
Shan’t

>>212009014
doesn't have quite the same ring to it as Two Jags

>>212009066
Catch this.

Ended up randomly drinking with a black lad and a Yank the last time I went to London
Unironically the black lad managed to mention his cock within two hours of meeting him

I want to get a heat pump with Octopus Energy but I live in a small 2 up 2 down

>>212009112
was it a big one then lad

>>212008983
Will this meme ever die?

>>212009104
Why are you good?

>>212009120
He reckoned so

>>212009112
Noticed they do this a lot. Very self-conscious bunch probably on account of all the porn

>>212009062
I'll give you one if you tell me what's behind that scary catbox link

>>212009116
think I saw this yank singing caedmon's hymn on youtube

I watch little Asian twinks give me interior design advice on youtube

Ended up randomly drinking with a black lad and a Yank the last time I went to London
Unironically the black lad managed to mention his cock within two hours of meeting him
received a text from him today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell lads what is wrong with me

>>212009112
bet the yank dropped to his knees then and there

Browns and chavmonkeys should be banned from driving
Imagine how much safer roads would be without them.

just seen the new Louis Theroux settlers documentary
The Jews are truly a very sick evil race of people
Hitler was right

>>212009155
medal's in the post

10

>>212009157
did you ask him to get it out or what

>>212009157
screqeu1rfwr

>>212009141
Women love the idea though. It doesn't matter if blacks are hung or not, like it doesn't matter that they tend to be shorter and fatter than whites. White women perceive them as manly and sexually dominant and they all want to try one

Should I watch The Rehearsal

back once again it's the poo master

>>212009196
Wat nou

slowly lost to decay </3

>>212009183
Russian.

>>212009155
why asian

>>212009175
that fat bird with the push was so strange. hated her

have a laughably small flacid penis just looks like a bellend attached to a pair of bollocks

I'm dying

>>212009201
I'm pretty sure theyre paying you to shill the war at the moment

>>212009201
Can tell Israel are feeling safe again

>>212009218
back once it again it's the bedding gays master,
ring/hole damager,
with the ill behaviour

Beat me.

>>212009196
Sky.exe has stopped working.
A problem has caused the program to stop working.
Please close the program.

>>212009235
got serial killer vibes from all the jews he interviewed
like all of them would kill you without even blinking and go to sleep like babies later that night if you disagreed with them or opposed them in anyway
scarier than any horror movie I have ever seen

>>212009244
is it blissful?

Eating chicken casserole. A white mans meal

russian, french, and Italian ASMR ladies

>>212009293
10

The thing is though lads, is that it fucking looms

Without a new Hitler arising in the next 20 years or so the West is finished.

Stomach is doing that thing where it feels weird and makes your balls ache a little. Can tell toiletberg is in for hell later tonight

>>212009141
black people are the most insecure people on the planet and their entire culture is a front based around that insecurity. you've got a large percentage of them literally murdering each other purely to ensure no one thinks they're a pussy. it's up to you whether it's because they're genuinely inferior or because of racism and being treated worse but there's no denying they're all a bit pathetic deep down.

>>212009293
for me, its' russian, french, finnish, polish and norf

>>212009313
we need a white hitler

>>212009311
No it doesn't. Stop lying

>>212009313
A hitler figure comes around once in every 1000 years unfortunately

Shoe on face.

>>212009313
Orange Julius?

Mad how Iran is NatSoc and based.

>>212009344
who was the Hitler 1000 years before Hitler

>>212009247
>>212009251
not relevant to my comment

>>212009361
give them nukes

get them launched

>>212009365
the bloke from the hastings ad

>>212009323
Same reason they'll desperately cling to any shred of relevancy, like one person involved in a big achievement was 1/8th black so therefore it was all down to them

Before it then it made sense.

>>212009332
Hitler was White.
Hitler knew the Juden wanted to destroy the race even back then.

>>212009311
nah

>>212009365
Charlemagne

>>212009365
Charlemagne

>>212009400
don't compare charlemagne to the nazi spaz

>>212009336
Mad they're replacing this with a massive circus tent

freezing myself so I can be the year 3000 hitler

It worked.

I was gonna say Charlemagne too

>>212009424
Both were germans that ruled over france

would be gruesome to be a black lad with a 4 incher

>>212009400
>>212009420
charlemagne died in 814
1000 years before 1889 would be 889

what about napoleon
what about cromwell

>>212009400
>>212009420
Alri Blossoms

used to listen to a guy called kid charlemagne on the radio me

>>212009454
black femboys are hot

Closed though.

>>212009447
wrong

what about hannibal
what about atilla the hun

>>212009478
errr... said no one ever

>>212009478
Huge arses on those lads

>>212009460
>cromwell
i spit upon the name, and denounce this royal line that still salute him (and will salute him forever).

>>212009490
Jesus. Bible.

>>212009460
>napoleon
based
>Cromwell
cringe

>>212009478
not unless they go full tranny

>>212009492
>hannibal
Semitic, defeated by Nordic blonde Romans

wanked over this earlier

Get her shit scranned.

>>212009517
Alri John Sanchez-O'Donnell Jr.

>>212009455
Ok then it must have been 南漢高祖

It's time to recognize that populism on both sides of the pond is a project to make the world safe for Zionism, with little to no measures implemented to reverse mass migration.

Once we break out of this trance, a real, nationalist alternative will emerge.

What if Sir Keir Starmer is the one

Lads I'm becoming very worried that in a few years you'll need a digital ID just to access the Internet

I don't get it.

cromwell was a biblical figure straight out the old testament

>>212009576
Bad news for his wife and kids

>>212009545
tobyesque

>>212009554
Alri sir Rabbi Yakov Schmuley rabinowitz III
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resettlement_of_the_Jews_in_England

biomass

>>212009576
he could make me whole again

Button..

DA JOOOOOOOOOOOZ

>>212009576
I'm siding with the machines then

>>212009616
Bizarre post

>>212009616
you're circumcised lol
little goy x

>>212009586
Well we've got porn IDs coming in a month so it's a safe bet

>>212009586
he posted from his residential broadband or cellular connection linked to his banking/credit information

scream

Good wave.

>>212009638
Yes

>>212009706
Fuck.

Remember when Theresa May was going to make it so you had to go to the Paki shop and buy a little card if you wanted to watch porn

Malaponte on about the Romans being Nordic or whatever nonsense again.

>>212009455
THE TRUE EMPEROR OF THE HOLY REICH WOULD BE BORN A MILLENIUM BEFORE ON THE EXACT DAY!

Land/war/power hungry loogans pop up all the time. Julius, Alexander, Genghis, Attila, Napoleon, Timur, Xerxes. Osmans, Suleymans, and Mehmeds, a Mary or two.

I regret voting trump ngl

>>212009623
>>212009638
two identical posts

>>212009666
Only applies to the mainstream sites

>>212009693
how it feels to shave after wearing a stache during summer

Russian.

zoo forum admin said he’ll be checking our ID’s

>>212009731
Romans looked like Danes and Frisians.

>>212009775
More of a Nuts man myself

>>212009738
Occupying the same time frame.
What would happen if they were to shake hands?

>>212009014
>naming one of your cars after a roman emperor's sister
erm

I thought porn was meant to keep us docile. Why do they want to ban it. Is it so we will be more inclined to fight in the next war

DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOZ!!!!!

>>212009791
reckon they shag?

Which starter shall I pick in Pokemon Platinum lads?

Chimchar
Piplup
Turtwig

>>212009676
Based Aldi and Lidl

>>212009811
as per the tv show yeah but they never bring it up again

ah yes i'll hand over my passport to pornhub in the age of megahacks

>>212009819
piplup

>>212009819
Turtwig every time

>>212009797
Almost like rorke just makes that nonsense up as he goes along

>>212009841
oh no people will know you spaff!

>>212009819
The fire one, always

what car should i buy?

Sorry.

Tor wanks it is

>>212009676
got a cheeky tub of danpak in my fridge rn it lush

>>212009797
It's about online censorship.

>>212009797
Social media is more effective and it can be legally pushed on children.

Porn is old tech for controlling the goyim

How sad and empty must your life be that you're actually worried about not being able to watch porn?

>>212009872
Toyota IQ

>>212009878
'

Sven GORAN Ericsson

Porn is Aryan and vitalistic.

Nothing wrong with tasteful European porn sites such as SexArt.

>>212009885
haha it's pretty sad and empty tbf x

>>212009912
shut the FUCK up

>>212009797
They're not banning it. They just to know what you're spaffing to

Doggo.

>>212009885
porn is essential to my life
i've recently stockpiled about 1.5TB worth

>>212009930
:D

>>212009872
Volvo XC70

>>212009931
>They just want* to know what you're spaffing to

>>212009921
>>212009946
Grim

>>212009946
um

Pile of shit.

>>212009946
Basado
Hard drive or SSD?
Any particular favourite studios?

>>212009586
the internet is shit anyway who cares

Very little evidence behind the claim that the Egyptian bot is mousey

>>212009885
I'm not, but any website that allows user to user content sharing (4chan, reddit, twitter, etc.) falls under scope of the online safety act

Looking down on others' lifestyles on the British culture board of a Kyrgyz sheepherding forum from my smelly bedroom

Ask the French.

>>212010006
I hope it is. Just so we know he's still alive

if widespread digital ID verification was implemented on the internet then frankly things would get a lot better
no more children shitposting, no more schizo ban evasion, no more third world scammers and bots

>>212010006
Do you wanna die?

>>212009998
i just grab random POVs, legalporno gangbangs and JAV

GET IT MADE

>>212010031
he was back the other day posting his usual schizo stuff, he's fine

>>212010006
obviously isn't, the egyptian has posted multiple vocaroos

>>212010031
mousey is back clueless mong
his current obsession is pokemon go

>>212010018
I agree the law is ridiculous and bad for citizens but as you can see above there really are others who clearly are chiefly concerned with restricted access to pornography

mad how fruitflies blast out a single sperm that's longer than the fly itself when they shag

>>212010082
sorry I'm not here all day everyday ya fat batty boy

>>212010129
no i'm sorry for being mean
yes, tobes is back :£

the new, where is it rorke

Soviet Union, sorry.

Get it made rorke

>>212010162
Okay I'm sorry too

this is /brit/ at it's best, when we just fly past the bump limit without noticing and there's no dogshit foreigners or gimmickforcers making dogshit news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ4lvoFNczc

yippee!

>>212010171
it's not page 9 yet

>>212010057
Haha yeah just be a complete slave so you don't have to experience the odd schizo

the end of an era /brit/

>>212010057
would you post under your real name?

MAKE THE FUCKING NEW

>>212010205
*rapes you*

>>212010018
>user to user content sharing (4chan,
It literally doesn't lol
There's no private message function

>>212010208
>>212010215
there's no technical reason that digital ID verification should sacrifice anonymity
of course, when the government is compromised by tech-illiterate boomers and corporate interests...

>>212010237
>>212010237
>>212010237

I have never 'made the new'

Poland.

>>212010239
are you questioning the glorious state? that's the slammer for you mate, and we'll have to release Abdullah the child rapist to make room for you

>>212009665
how would you know?
You've not laid eyes on my willy