/CUM/ Canada USA Mexico edition

rorke!

Making a cup of tea and celebrating yet another Sunday night with the boys (you lot)

Jason bourne movies are sick

Americas attack on iran was ineffective

You've lost that looming feeling

>show up for toil at 9am
>lunch at 12.30pm and I decide to work through it so I can get home at 4pm
>this makes toilberg furious for some reason

same amount of work is getting done nigga
get off my dick

why be like dat

mental how we midget fights earn millions

4chan is so gash. Spamming cunts everywhere. Every fucking board.

>>212016168

>>212016180
Sage.

so this is rorke
https://incidentalnaturalist.com/2024/07/14/proboscis-monkeys-a-borneo-drama/

Women niggas be like:
>OMDs the state of his creps

When you think about the covid vaccine, viruses inhabit our DNA when they inject us with their junk. Who's to say it all isn't one big Spook? God bless you

>>212016199
um bot

>>212016180
love the first 3, never seen the newer ones1

>>212016193
state of the world as a whole sweaty x there's no escape from shit

me after dealing with PIP

chance would be a fine thing

>Initially, OnlyFans banned explicit content on its platform and sought to attract musicians and influencers. However, by 2017, OnlyFans lifted its ban on porn.
Pussies!

sharon you've gone feral

I'm sorry for my behavior the last couple of days. I've been a total dickhead and I truly apologize.
I'm just going through some stuff right now and I'm stressed out. That's not an excuse though but please understand.

>>212016189
Toilbergs are paying you for your time. The work you do is how you keep this sweet deal.

https://files.catbox.moe/g9josv.mp4

https://youtu.be/ai7sTP6-jrw

Still can't understand how to play Total War

>>212016261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5kYQuGZ5a4

you lads ever see a black doctor before

The evening snackage

>>212016319
garlic bread?

>>212016305
>>212016302

>>212016276

I'll be upset if Article 5 hasn't been activated by the time I awaken

>>212016316
Like just walking around? Or letting him examine you?

>>212016319
blud drinking straznik pussy

>>212016316
thats the last thing you see

>>212016186
on my my 3rd tin and the loom is mostly gone

so this is rorke

Just installed Adobe Flash Player onto my compute

>>212016319
>Puszczy

man the 2000s were peng

good heavens
this is a real line in the show

These new American kid names are fucking retarded

>>212016316
had one take a look at my arse once, had an arse problem you see

>>212016319
would it not just be garlic flavour, how can something be bread flavour?

>>212016383
looks like a girls holiday to zante/shagaluf

Well, rorke?

>>212016383
It's done though.

>>212016366
On the whisky me tomorrow is going to be a fucking nightmare but I don't care at the minute

Ah yes, flavourless bread

>>212016383
All old and busted now

>>212016396
is it true that arse in german is poopenschaften

>>212016319
excellent taste

>>212016383
Fucking hell this takes me back

To Magaluf, Sunny Beach and Malia

Different times

Thank you Windrush generation for your immense contribution to building Britain

>>212016444
arsch actually aha

0% chance of rain the bbc says and it's raining. absolute joke

One that you lads might want soon

>>212016191
seen eddie hearn he's a tall fuck but this is crazy

Hour 12 without the vape. Actually feeling fine. Not looking forward to the morning though lads.

>>212016383

>>212016477
plagiarising our language you are

https://x.com/yesssskill/status/1936568727950295139

Windrush generation built grenfell tower

>>212016531
I need a mouse one.

my thighs are looking quite peng from all the squats and leg extensions

>>212016544
aaaahahahahahahaha too true mate

the terms catberg and biomass have entered my daily thought stream

>>212016544
saxcdeiahfasfg

>>212016518
Haha lovely image, mind if I save this file?

oohh ehh im fuxkin gay over here

Bet Eddie Hearn shags like mad

Until the 17th century England was essentially a trade union of warring German tribes united by king james into a single ethnic unit and country

>>212016580
With you.

>>212016531
should have stopped last night normally a full day off it gets me out of the habit

>>212016570
*gives them a nice fat slap and squeezes them roughly*
yeah you make sure that these get nice and thick alright?

days are getting shorter now

>>212016597
ok

>>212016597
Was explaining this mumberg

lmao this is me, i just type watch free moveys online haha

>>212016575
mindraped

THAT'S MY PURSE
I DON'T KNOW YOU

the beverage

>>212016583
Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

>>212016597
thought alfred the great did that

Where do your thoughts when you're posting on this site come from?

Sir Black Breather

>>212016609
Good. Had enough of the sun out and birds singing at ten o clock at night.

>>212016623
do women act like this with fire sticks

>>212016544
The Canadian CBC does the same thing btw
What is it with state-funded broadcasting that defaults to this type of shit?

>>212016122 (OP)
it's bonnie blue's britain and you're just living in it

I've been so happy since I walked away
I never thought that I could feel as great as I do today
'Cause you were nothing but a big mistake
And life is wonderful, now that I'm rid of you

>>212016537
Even my bird takes pics in the bog when we're out. I don't get it.

>>212016319
I avoid weird supermarket crisp flavours because they're usually shit

>>212016316
had one put his finger in my ass, he was looking for evidence of internal bleeding you see

I'm so sorry luv. I'm been a right arsehole so I have

>>212016653
my imagination :)

>>212016653
the Id

>>212016544

>>212016674
uhhmm FA HOOOOOOZZZZ o algo

>>212016623
what do women think if you pull the limited edition 4k steelbook movie off the shelf

>>212016700
Where does your imagination come from

>>212016439
NOW?

>>212016628
Based

>>212016570
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>>212016709
What the actual fuck

um

>>212016628
>>212016730

>>212016653
Grok makes my posts

>>212016723
They just want you to use streaming services

>>212016709
Peak biomass

https://vocaroo.com/1EKTPXr2yawr

>>212016597
The Normans invaded in 1066 though so obviously England wasn't entirely Germanic in the 17th century was it

just seen a pony post outside of /mlp/

drinking whisky out the bottle
not thinkin bout tomorrow

>>212016724
my willy and balls, of course!

>>212016653
my sick twisted mind

>>212016709
Haha

>>212016779
what do you think the normans were

>>212016765

See I'm a lefty and I just don't get why we let like 700k people in for a couple of years after COVID

Like why? There was no mechanism and it just happened

>>212016765
the things i would do to that ass

ponies are for cute not lewd

had a can of birra morreti out the fridge earlier, didn't take a picture though

>>212016709
didn't know the belgian was a hacker

tescoberg got me on the ropes

wont eat any fast food at all but if i go in a supermarket always end up getting some cookies or something, got me in a vice, need to stop it

Just found out black people are real
Can't believe it lads

erm that's a ponyberg

>>212016624
makes me laugh though
i see a cat in the street and think "based catberg" and laugh to myself
probably look a bit schizo aha

>>212016782
This whole website is just dog shit. Constant spam and rule breaking, on every board.

>>212016779
The Normans had next to no genetic impact on the English.

the normends

>>212016779
Got him there didn't you
touche my old friend
Ah I do enjoy a good intellectual sparring match

been using the internet longer than most of you have been alive

pinky pie you cannot post the ponies

I used to do 4chan Cup commentary with Ken Ashcorp and I had no idea he was a "celebrity" lel

>>212016811
to stock shelves and man tills

>>212016830
not rule breaking!

mate works in a prison and says they're importing loads of africans to work there

sucking a twister

eating magic stars

I DONT KNOW WHAT I BEEN TOLD

>>212016845
i realised this the other day when people were saying they were born AFTER the year 2000. that was about the time i was going on SA forums on my windows 98 machine.

>>212016889
why do you spam this general

a grown ass nigga typed the words
>ponies are for cute not lewd

>>212016889
what's her fucking problem?

no ponies

*meditates for a second before i finish my post*
*says "Yey" in my head first*

>>212016909
its spaki on his vpn

>>212016931
Toby

>>212016623
>OMGGGG you don't give money to the foreign leftist propaganda network???
stupid cunts

pinkie pie posting the ponies oh no

>>212016932
interesting

>>212016949
i'm with you like 80% of the way but you sound like an incel

might need to take some time out of the news cycle for me mental elf

want everyone dead recently

Actually quite proud of Sleep Token however tacky they are. The guy fucking made it.

Well rorke?

>>212016909
i think you just really like me x

anyone got the link to the toby livestream

why aren't the ponies or the two niggas kissing allowed?

Takeaways from her latest vlog.

1. Take a shot for every time she says "of course". You'll be under the table within a few minutes.
2. Another ad. Not mentioned in her title, just small, in the description.
3. The claw is back, full force.
4. Skipping and twirling in the rain, looking like a soaked rat. How romantic.
5. Ruined her copy of Peerayneezee from getting it water-logged. Oxford Graduate. Can't even respect a book.
6. The forced smile is back. What could have been a nice vlog was more of a soaking wet disaster.
7. Far too over-expressive of the birds singing. I hear more in my backyard than I did there.
8. And talking about sound....her editing is horrible, though that is no surprise. Half the time I could not hear what she was mumbling.
9. More anxiety, needing to run away from the "crowd" in town, of approximately two people. Then hid in the room for the day. So bizarre.
10. Copying Noa's style of journaling.
11. Over-expressive about the fact that, oh my God, there are hills and trees in the Lake District! Whatever shall we do with ourselves??
12. Still walking with her stiff arms by her side, like she is in a straight jacket, which is where she should be.
13. Complains again that there are actual tourists at Hilltop and it is busy for a Saturday. Yes, Ruby, there are other people who are going to tour historic homes and museums. You are not entitled to have the place to yourself for the day. Go back to your hovel of a bedroom.

>>212016985
niggas can't handle dey viruses

>>212016949
>leftist

Fucking hell mate you don't even know your enemy. Midwit spacka.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHpsNqIV6pk

>>212016985
That's why they called it the Black Death

>>212016985
all 4 of them yeah?

>>212017000
now that i know you cunt paste this from tattle life i no longer bother reading it

Perfecto

>>212016988
doesn't make any sense

>>212016999
why are you always here trying to win the thread?

yeah all nice and well but i bet some rapid porcelain adjustments are taking place rn?

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>212017027
might send a gift basket of poo to our friends down in poowong

I had to laugh that she made a big song and dance of visiting Wordsworth's school. Then went to Rydal hall and didn't stop to look at Rydal Mount, Wordsworth's home that he lived for almost 50 years until death, which is directly across the road. In plain view. Not down a driveway. Not behind a hedge. Just literally right there. She really just does google bookish things to do in X place before going on a trip. She has zero real interest or knowledge of these writers.

>>212017000
mad how ruby will sue tattle life into bankruptcy soon

>>212017000

is dtfic satisfied with the quality of the thread right now?

Nonceton Upon Sea

Could've lost my virginity to a chavvy girl back in 2008, but she did have a kid not long after so maybe I dodged a bullet.

>>212017028
>cunt paste

Got given this at a gig and told to break it into halves at least.

>>212017040
what does winning mean to you exactly?

It might just be the mother in me, but I really hate seeing her walking around all these isolated places by herself. Even the fields behind her house, but especially in the Lake district where there are notoriously a lot of creepy lone men stalking about. Windermere particularly attracts some freaks. For somebody scared of being in the house alone she really has no self-preservation for actually risky situations.

>>212017084
shall inform the authorities post haste

>>212017084
Most likely there isn't more than 150mg of MDMA in those.

>>212016915
>>212016952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cWBG1GKn8A

>>212017080
yes newfag

>>212017063
just good friends

the last quicktaps of the week are getting administered x

>>212017087
what ever it is you've been doing, lashing out at your perceived enemies or whatever
just seems thankless and miserable

just seen the face of God

looked a bit like chesney from coronation street

My favourite American rapper is Kay Flock

>>212017149
superhans ahh post

Most popular touristic destination for British women is Turkey. All the matures, grannies, chavettes and slags coming to our trashy bars/clubs in the shitty tourist trap beach towns just to get fucked by swarthy skinny Kurdish bulls. And Kemalist Turks seething about it for days. Opinions?

>>212017063
They are discussing the depraved acts Ruby is about to perform on my penis and arse and the scars she will leave over my body.

>>212017148
have no idea what you're on about you sound deranged

>>212017156
nba youngboy the goat

>>212017106
Been to Windermere many times and never knew that

Am I one of those freaks....??

>>212017084
RIP

>>212016969
sounds like something a simpcel would say

>>212017016
leftypol seething and dilating over here

>>212017106
can't jusf go on an incelwalk without being called a creepy lone man

>Searching for posts that contain ‘"cunt paste"’
>17 results found
>on all boards

pinkie pie you cannot post the ponies

imagine /brit/ clubbed together and got a flat in the barbican

https://x.com/LionOf_Christ/status/1936762969976602898

>>212017179
I think he’s schizophrenic now

>>212017173
>you sound deranged
alright mate keep crying because you can't post pictures of black men necking on

>>212016980
Based

lion of cringe

Iran n that

>>212017211
All newfags obviously. Cuntpaste was very popular on 4chan before 2008.

>>212017169
mmhmm dey getting cronem leftovers

need to get propane removed from my narrow urethra

>>212017211

Watching some old home videos lads
Wish my dad was still alive haha

>>212017273
mad init

>>212017257
just asked a simple question didn't i

>>212017281
>by Chris.Pwn.J00 July 23, 2005
He had no idea what was coming

84 years ago today, Germany launched Operation Barbarossa.

where is more dangerous to walk about brum or london

>>212017329
leftypops on his way to flood the country with 76iq blacks

>>212017331
might bring back "pwn". shit was so cash.

>>212017016
>doesn't know the difference between social left and fiscal left
>calls others midwits
lmaoooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROACvo_s1yg

>>212016474
I hated my lads trip to Shagaluf because I was an absolute freak
Didn't speak to one girl out there

>>212017342
Generalised question is who is worse Blacks or Pakistanis.

>He doesn’t know what he dreamed last night – or ever: “I don’t dream.” Just hits the pillow at 11 and – “bang” – is out till around 5. He doesn’t have a favourite novel or poem, wasn’t scared of anything as a child. “Nothing. No phobias.” Hmmm, this is harder than I thought.

wish you could select text and press caps lock to make it all upper case

>>212017311
hes in a much better place mate
state of things here, he has to be

>>212017311
I'm sorry lad. My dad's 68 and I just want to climb every mountain and run every race I can with him

if we can refuel planes in the air why can't we refuel cars on the road

New linen shirt arrived earlier today. What do you lads think? Proper nice I'd say, and not bad given they were on sale for £28 each, just in time for the summer methinks

>>212017262
>>212016980

Went to see Pendulum on Friday and there were several Sleep Token shirts

/brit/ is lost

BIG GUYS

>>212016811
GDP took a dip
Needed to bolster the deliveroo shares before the big merger

>>212017370
6 hours sleep is not enough

Might watch some anime later. A bit of a wapanese, you see

Just started pishing down

constipation is literally impossible if you eat this shit
impossible

mental

>>212016861
Applelad?

Isaiah 45:5
>I am the Lord, and there is no other; apart from me there is no God.

>>212017451
or eat literally any vegetable
kin ell how do people fuck up diet so badly

>>212017329

wind's pushing me like

they've removed triple cheeseburgers from maccies since I last ordered a week ago

I'm sorry, WHAT...?!

>>212017425
FONT

>>212016980
Listened to these lads the other day and unfortunately they're shit
Good on them though

>>212017468
would love to kill faghealing

>>212017468
don't understand a word of this

cookin beans

>>212017486
you ate them all you fat cunt

>>212017038
Bloody hell

>>212017084
Break it into three halves

>>212017468
id love to live in a house like that

>>212017531
>beans
>plural
leaf pleb

any danger to himself and others man in

off to a walk

So my fake self dox got no replies and a shit xitter screenshot got two?

remembering the time i got invited to go malaga and i genuinely had it in my 18 year old /mu/ browisng head that id spend most of it listening to post rock, reading and looking at sunsets and other lost souls would gravitate towards me

dont think it would have worked lol

pinkie pie posting the ponies (not allowed) this ain't celestia every pony

>>212017574
that's life in keir starmer's britain

>>212017565
can't grow big beans like that here it's the late growing season you see

>>212016811
hong kong and ukraine

>>212017574
you're begging it constantly with the fake self dox gimmick gimmickmong you need to freshen up the rotation

>>212017379
Good on ya lad
Make good memories with him

How do looksmaxx Rorke?

what's the big arch like from mcs

>>212017084
always half a pill you havent had before

arbeit macht frei.....or so they said!

Planning a trip of a lifetime

>>212017662
big and archy

>"Malcolm in the Middle Revival Will Reportedly Reveal 1 Family Member as Non-Binary"

>>212017695
the baby presumably

>>212017642
the key is looking good without being a tryhard

>>212017695
Is nothing sacred?

>>212017695
keep hearing woke is being "put away" then shit like this keeps coming out

>>212017662
unironically shite
doesnt come close to the big tasty

>>212017602
>>212017634
Thanks for the two x

>>212017695
does that have charlie sheen in?

>>212017739
twas on the precipice of death
then counterculture reaction to the orange gave it the kiss of life

culture always swings to the opposite of whoever's in the white house desu
it is known

>>212016122 (OP)
BINTURONG
https://youtu.be/2FspwOKfGPY?si=SOIzUuaBxSicNIJf

>>212017695
is nothing sacred

>brits get new mcdonalds burgers
>US mcdonalds has been making the same shit for decades and have even removed the good burgers

>>212017695
yeah cause he's in the middle

can the next new be a white women edition

>>212017736

>>212017662
i like it but it's so big it falls apart

>>212017806
not to be a conspiratorial retard but it feels like mcds was far more innovative pre covid
I remember they had a world cup of burgers and I was in there on a weekly basis easily

Now a days they shill some new shite once a quarter and it'd mid af
Waistline says thanks but it's a bit sad in a way

bring the chicken legend back

>>212017806
Bet you lads don't even have the hangover destroying Breakfast Wrap

>>212017806
They have new shit every other week
What dustbin state do you live in, hick

eating fast food on a weekly basis is very runty

>>212017806
nowt wrong with good old fashioned quater pounder, yet to be improved upon

>>212017850
yep what a scandalous decision to get rid of it
baffling
unfathomable

i get it

>>212017877
agreed
was in uni though and a lot of them were eating fast food literally every day
so felt pretty good in comparison

I can't watch Peaky Blinders without subtitles. You Brits talk way too weird. Especially the Irish dudes.

>>212017806
you have stuff we don't have, like the triple mcgriddle

a wank is on the cards. feeling something brown and exotic, but not asian brown. more like latina or brazillian brown. crew, suggestions?

business idea: European Confederation of National Socialist ethnostates

>>212017921
>>212017921

>>212017923
>>212017923
>>212017923

>>212017829
I get it now
tbf when you immediately see the sentence is cut off you don't read it to the end because you know there's no point

>>212017829
mon

>>212017926

Foren or eggs. Touch choice

>>212017865
We just make this in sandwich form here

allright you n