Thread 212049085

satire edition

We do not want your kind here

Forcing Gogs to speak English

funny how commiemong switched to posting nazi stuff as soon as OFCOM started investigating 4chan

>>212049048
they're just looking for a dark room to finger each other

Caernarfon on a Monday night, 100 Welsh speakers in a room babbling away incoherently. 1 gigachad from Rhondda barges in and they all timidly switch to English

Curling out a poo

off out to the bollock emporium anyone want owt

>>212049109
It's different for women though isn't it
My mum is a virgin who can't drive and no one thinks any worse of her for it

Seeing a lot of zoomers walking around with Nirvana shirts. Bit odd, didn't think they were *that* popular, even with the alt-zoomer crowd.

>>212049182
alri Jesus

Seriously look at Rhondda on the ONS census map, some places are literally 100.0% White British. Never seen that anywhere else in the UK, it's always 99.8% at best

nth for the baddiedem

>>212049200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFaiiPv-Q6I

Used to be a communist, but then I realised Nationalism is the absolute truth and offers the only chance for the White race to survive.

I refuse to die in an Afro-Islamic wasteland.

Britain and Europe shall live.

>>212049160
lmfao
gogs are so timid, they can't handle the bolshy valley chad

just watched panorama on BBC1

>>212049217
malaponte could go there and it'd drop to 60%

>>212049217
wonder what the takeaways are like. what exactly does a whiteman pizza taste like?

Something seriously sexual about women who used to cut themselves

>>212049160
alri butt

Oh fuck, it's a quiet night in Amlwch and some chad from Ebbw Vale has just burst into the room

There never was and are NO nuclear weapons. It it is to keep you in a perpetual state of anxiety, fear, and compliance. All the world is a stage on politics is Hollywood for the ugly people.

>>212049196
zoomer sister likes nirvana because there seemed to be a sudden resurgence of interest in kirk cobain in the media about 10 years ago when she was a teenybopper

>>212049290
Why hasn't America invaded Russia then

>>212049290
yeah nuclear weapons are pretty frightening as opposed to all of human history without them where countries were full-scale invading and genociding one another left and right

on the stella aren't i lads

>>212049217
I live in a small Welsh town and they had a batch of Syrians put here. They mostly all left and moved to cities eventually

>>212049290
And what of Oxford graduates?

>>212049196
It's because Primark and H&M are selling Nirvana shirts for like £8. Meanwhile, most merch for other bands is triple, quadruple that. It's dead cheap, and it's a popular retro-band from the 90s. If Blur, Oasis, or MBV shirts were going for £8 you'd probably see a hell of a lot more of those shirts too.

>>212049338
1664 myself

>kirk cobain
brad

A quiet night in at a pub in Carmarthen ruined by some bolshy gigachad from Cwmbran

>>212049277
howling

Je n'aime pas les Arabes

Unjabbed.net was created to allow covid-19 unvaccinated (unvaxxed) adult men and women to meet each other for the purposes of dating, friendship and connection with like-minded individuals. Great connections can be made with people who understand the world in the same way.

>>212049349
>MBV

dua lipas sexy dad

>>212049340
Llanelli? Alright voice of Wales

>>212049338
alri my mum

Business Idea: put down heathermong so we don't have to hear his relentless schizo rants anymore

> kirk cobain
HOWLING

>As of statistics recorded in June 2022, the Presbyterian Church of Wales has around 12,938 members who worship in around 471 churches. It is estimated, that because of continued decline, the Church of Wales may be extinct by 2033, as decline which has been taking place since 1905, is still progressing.
>Since the peak membership in the early 20th century, the denomination has continued to decline, now representing only about 3% of its highest membership figures.
It's over

>>212049388
nice
have you signed up on there?

Rorke checking the latest developments on BBC Bews instead of BBC News

>>212049380
Radcen has found his home

yes aha he made a spelling mistake, lets get the bradleys out, because that joke isn't dead and buried

>>212049409
alri my mum

Y fro gymraeg

>>212049397
there is no point in doing anything as an incel
no matter what you do there is always going to be a huge emotional gap inside you due to the lack of sex/intimacy. you will never be truly happy/fulfilled without women providing you sex. life is utterly pointless without sex. just LDAR, no point in trying. you will never be happy.

>>212049388
omd you utter virge

Dua Lipa was unironically very attractive back in 2015-2016 or so
looks grim now

50th anniversary of Jaws

Inbetweeners. Funny

>high street shops only open 9-5 (i.e. when normal people are at work)
>women have been "encouraged" to work, meaning housewives can no longer go shopping in the middle of the day
>charge extortionate rates to anyone that actually does want to open a shop
How do they honestly expect High Streets to be anything other than dead with this logic?

>>212049448
christianity is for jew worshipping filth like you

>>212049388
Viruses make retrovirus copies inside your DNA.

the healthstyle system of paradice city

>>212049388
virginous site

>>212049549
>high street shops only open 9-5 (i.e. when normal people are at work)
This has always baffled me too

the mandem will get him one of these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ALA3ws4c84

might have a second magnum ice cream

unironically just shat myself
had a dodgy fucking sandwich and its ended up smeared all over my freshly cleaned pyjama shorts

>pyjama shorts
ponce

>>212049553
Weird how we only started worshipping jews as an atheist country and not during the thousand years of christian rule then

>>212049549
Old Cunts and benny scroungers

looked up my one mate from uni and they have a website where they talk about university being a 'solitary' experience

>>212049553
christians do not worship jews. americans do

>>212049087
Online or In person?

>>212049610
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

The lemmings will be brainwashed into this war. Covid proved that the vast majority of this country has no backbone and will do anything their government tells them to do.

Utterly blackpilling.

might listen to Frank Ocean since all the zoomer women I'm trying to fuck listen to him

the plandemic the scamdemic its disgusting

>>212049448
grim

>>212049553
Trvke
>>212049612
Christianity has always worshipped Jews
The original Christians (a Jewish sect) called the polytheistic Europeans "gentiles".

might shit myself

>>212049553
Name a great man from your country who wasn't Christian

>>212049665
Just two more weeks right?

ex gf has started an OF, grim

AND I DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE
ME
CAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT THEY'D UNDERSTAND
WHEN EVERYTHING'S MADE TO BE BROKEN
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO I AM

>>212049665
You have a genetic mutation in your DNA likely from a retrovirus

>>212049596
what was in the 'which

>>212049709
might want to look at european history until post-ww2 american colonisation buddy

gay peepee penis rape

>>212049762
cheese and chicken but you could tell the chicken wasn't quite right, still ate it though cos i was starving

hope my mum dies soon

>>212049742
FONT

>>212049800
Have you got a fat inheritance coming?

>>212049784
Wee

>>212049768
Christianity destroyed classical European civilisation and put us into 1000 years of poverty, church tyranny and slave morality.

>>212049742
Ex gf = random girl you stalk on Instagram

>>212049742
Chuck us a link

>>212049682
That's odd. He's more of a Millennial/Zillennial thing.

>>212049849
classical european civilisation aka being a gay fucking nonce

>>212049725
Ricky Gervais
Richard Dawkins
Benjamin Disraeli
Mo Farah
Keir Starmer
George Orwell

I reckon this whole Iran malarkey is a nothing sandwich

Please fix your life guys
I am going to start fixing mine tomorrow

might cum x

right well I've run out of things to do so I'm gonna wank myself silly to JAV

Longing for the days when the janny use to ban Gyaldemfreak for his relentless avatar/signature usage.

>>212049849
>classical European civilisation
*degenerate barbarism
>1000 years of poverty, church tyranny and slave morality.
*multiple globe spanning empires that imposed european superiority in all fields on everyone else

>>212049859
mw2nmsll2492vbsh29fg.onion

Been doing a lot of thinking lately and I reckon I've fully revaluated all values and rid myself of residual christian/liberal/bolshevik morality in favour of Aryan, polytheistic, European virtues.

I am quite literally ascended.

Hail our people.

>>212049742
corrrr post her chebs

>>212049935
janman doesn't care about spam

badger badger badger badger
mushroom mushroom

>>212049935
Mental what a massive incel you are

>>212049800
omdzzz rorke ffs

>>212049890
*scurries over the atlantic*

>>212049934
SNIS-937 is my go to

>>212049596
yank

I get 1200 a month in benefits and I live at home with my parents. Mumberg buys my food.

>>212049886
He seems popular with the 1998-2004 crowd which I'm trying to shag

>>212049970
good old days :)

>>212049917
Might do this

the lads

drowning my chicken breast in sauce so i can get it down

>>212049953
>degenerate barbarism
Classical European civilisation was superior in all fields to Christianity. In virtues, in tolerance (Christianity killed millions of the best Europeans in fanatical wars), in being in accordance with the racial soul of the European peoples.

The original Christians were a brown semitic horde who destroyed Aryan libraries, temples and statues.

>imposed european superiority in all fields on everyone else
They imposed capitalism, liberalism and Christianity, as well as giving technology to other races, which are the reasons why billions of non-Whites currently exist.

>>212049973
project on, lad

SAAAARRRRRRR

How do I fix my hairline lads
I look like Vegeta

>>212049917
Chance would be a fine thing

>>212050042
Rorke’s lesbian nan and her partner

Literally never hear about this bloke anymore

>>212050053
>Christianity killed millions of the best Europeans in fanatical wars)
The Romans were famously pacifistic of course

>>212050075
whozat

Get the ancient historic churches bulldozed
Get the vape shops built
A return to form of pagan evropa

Listening to Grace from start to finish to see if it clicks. Fear that I might be a bit too much of a sexless freak to relate to it thoughalbeithowever.

>>212049935
mongo bongo

>>212050063
Get him housed across the street from a primary school pronto

>>212050095
Vivek ramasamy
Maybe I just use Twitter too much

>>212050093
Romans displayed far more tolerance towards Christians than vice versa.

Also, Romans crushed non-Aryan peoples (Etruscans, Carthaginians, Jews).

>>212050063
Sounds like made up Rorke nonsense meant for gullible chuds on X

>>212050091
I'd bend her ová

any solid geezers in tonight?

>>212050095
Sir Keir Sfarmer

*sloshes into the thread*

the romans were brown and they saw other brown people as more civilised than white people

it's over

>>212050075
He fell out with Trump and Musk and so he was memoryholed. Simple as that. He served his purpose as the Based Brown Guy during the election and so was no longer needed.

>>212050075
>join the anerican government
>before you even take office spend christmas day on twitter talking about how Indians are superior to americans
Yeah weird how he became completely irrelevant after that

>>212050131
how were Etruscans not aryan

The names Gabe
Gabe Astard

>>212050075
he would be 100x more popular if he were a white guy
saying the same things and all

>>212050177
They were not Nordics like the Romans. They were a pre-Aryan people, quite possibly semitic from what we know of their habits.

>>212050157
alri wahey it's sir liquid geezer!!!

>>212050171
TACO
A
C
O

>>212050131
Tolerance isn't a virtue

>>212050075
Everyone turned on him after he said Indians are smarter than Americans during that whole H1B visa thing

>>212050171
So... nothing... happened?

>>212050189
um

Did President Donald J. Trump just give us a Sigma Masterclass on the world stage?

>>212050063
i've been doxxed havent i

>>212050171
>they’ve gotten it all out of their “system”

blud sounds like mousenonce

>>212049802
dont like people making fun of that bloke for some cheap racial criticism bros while family died and he survived a traumatic event

>>212050273
The chickens have come home to roost

>>212050296
kek

>>212050217
Whoever on /tv/ shilled Severance to me owes me 9 hours back I could've spent lurking here

How many of you have actually mean in a real fight as an adult

Currently browsing brit on my 70 inch television

candice getting sakura miko numbers on her live DORYAAAA

>>212050209
What does this one mean

>>212050370
she's fit for a black woman ngl

does brit still think farage is anything other than a billionaire puppet?

>>212050439
no

>>212050439
Believe it or not there are still some mongs here who worship him. Although they may just be trolling

Iran's nuclear program hasn't taken a dent lol
They will have the bomb by the end of this year

Total Aryan Victory

>>212050171
Lmao

>>212050439
I'm #DownLoweWithRupertLowe

>>212050475
still reckon the whoel farage thing was turned from a meme unto genuine support by mongs who didnt realise people were joking, similar to Trump actually

just debunked the whole lot of it

We have completed our very successful attack on /brit/. All cronem are now outside /int/ airspace. A full payload of BATONS was dropped on their primary thread. All cronem are safely on their way back to the Gherkin. Congratulations to our great Black Warriors. There is not another squad in the world that could have done this. NOW IS THE TIME FOR HYMEN SNAPPING. Thank you for your attention to this matter, Timmy xx

>>212050370
she thinks dinosaurs are fake

>>212050296
Hirohito was an Android nigga?

i'm glad that we have cultivated an atmosphere in which no british flags would ever dare post in the faces of /int/ threads

>>212050544
no she doesn’t jew

>>212050544
Dinosaurs were real?
I saw that jurassic movie I thought it was bullshit.

>>212050581
Yh we know we got a notification on our phones

>>212050517
debunk this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohxMZZGc4JA

Remember the whole "UKIP will make anime real" gimmick that was getting posted here about 10 years ago? Wonder if they were actually paying some GIMP to shill their party here with his memes, or whether that was some sad cunt who got psyopped into doing it for free.

>>212050581
I will have a lot of NECTAR points ha ha ha ha

this country is a fucking joke

bulbousdem permanently damaging -2

>>212050583
fuck off
she is a fucking moron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EovK7QatSxk

>>212050632
Nah I’m not old enough to remember

>>212050632
Chuds do it for free. Most of them are unemployed and autistic so have a lot of time on their hands and are retarded enough to spend weeks of their life on something maybe 2 or 3 people will take notice of.

>>212050419
filthy archosaurs might as well be fake

>>212050581
“There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always— do not forget this, Winston— always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face— forever. ”

>>212050491
Iran aren't building a nuke, they should though, nobody fucks with North Korea since they got one

>>212050649
If you don’t like this you’re not a real patriot brother SEMPER FI!

>>212050649
british culture detector dead quiet at this one

autistic gf likes her hair being pulled and strong hugs during le intimacy times

>>212050663
don’t care not watching plus your jewish

>>212050649
Yanks are something else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHUFTPfFJ6Q

how old were you lads when you had your first wank?

>>212049923
h8 them

>>212050713
how is she during le sexy times? x

regardless of the political stance of it, find it a bit mad that Cenk's show is called "The Young Turks", named after a political movement that is most famous for orchestrating the Armenian genocide, and his primary co-host is an Armenian woman

>>212050713
not autistic

>>212050729
17 unironically. stashed a big porn folder but was too afraid to stroke the willard so I finally manned up and did it before I turned 18

Rupert Lowe is a self-made man

>>212050581
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nectar_(loyalty_card)

>>212050674
meant for >>212050544

>>212050746
now do his nefew hasan

>>212050746
didn’t happen

>>212050581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DFYvwn_xLM

>>212050649
I was shocked when I found out the church scene in Borat wasn't made up but there are actual people in America who act like that.

go to church but they tease us
with a picture of a blue eyed jesus

atheists be like this skeleton of a crocodile proves that we used to be monkeys and the world is 5 gorillion years old lmao

>>212050746
some people have no awareness of history and even more people simply dont care if they can make some money

Spirit filled Christians are real Rorke

cyka blyat!!!

>>212050768
True English patriot who fucked off to live in Dubai

>>212050797
Army.

>>212050805
yea it does

>>212050581
>>212050581
>>212050581
>>212050581
>>212050581

>>212050649
nothing wrong with this

>>212050776
isn't he a massive prostitute addict or something

>>212050734
very affectionate, could go for it some more ngl

I read enough of the bible.

"Dear God, are spirit filled Christians real? Amen"

>>212050836
he's a warrior communist palestine supporter

>>212050805
thanking God I'm not a fulham poo

blue haired chica

mountains are millions of years old so why didn’t they turn into monkeys by now?

cocoa oil usage spiking rn

>>212050882
Ah

if american protestantism gradually evolved into a veneration cult of Trump and Qanon it would be an improvement on the bible-bashing envangelical movement of the 00s

i'm fasting

>>212050746
used to watch that but began to hate the armenian sket, never hated a woman so much. godless bitch still deserves a bible bash

you’re an inanimate fucking object

god isn't real
grow up

Congratulations to President Trump for bringing peace to the Middle East.

>>212050867
>warrior
which wars has he fought in

i'm fisting

>>212050931
What will you say if they are on Judgment Day?

imagine unironically watching a loudmouth brainlet spastic like candace owens LMAO tragic stuff

>>212050914
Where are you off to in such a hurry then lad?

The start of it.

>>212050941
the meme wars
the wars of words

i do actually think the uk mogs most other places in the world culturally
even glasto alone is a heavy hitter in that regard

>>212050941
the war against capitalism (donate to his streams to support the fight pls)

*grows up*

What happened to employed woman?

>>212050931
repent unc

>>212050980
So.

>>212050993
choked on a poo barm

Is rorke in tonight? Need an update on the happening status

>>212050980
shakespeare as an individual mogs 90% of art in human history

>>212050980
Glastonbury is shit nowadays

>>212050993
got abducted at a solstice free party off her nut on a gary

>>212050993
sitting on my lap as I type this

>>212051012
On the path to peace

>>212051030
you're shit nowadays

>>212050971
seethe on oven dodger. she’s fit and right about israel

B2 is dummy peng

>>212050581
!

watching collateral (2004) starring operating thetan level 8 Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx

Alas, poor Rorke! I knew him.

>>212051079
yo homie! that my briefcase?

>>212051079
I like the part where Tom Cruise takes a nap on the train

/brit/, the love i bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain

I reckon Rorke would be the first to go over the top and he will die a hero, being shot by machine gun fire

I feel like Theo Von isn’t actually a stupid redneck and it’s just a character

>>212051113
thou art a sinner and thou art a hypocrite

#RAPERORKE

Don't get me wrong I've always been a bit of an antisemite but that was in the day of antisemitism being the reserve of pariahs, cranks, weirdos, obscure internet corners.
Now that the algorithm-addicted, social media slurping normies are starting to get massively into antisemitism I am beginning to feel worried for the Jews. I would post le happy merchant memes but I fear brown-race zoomers will now start kristallnachting Jewish homes for "tiktok trend live pranks"

You lads looking forward to Death Stranding 2 then?

so we're all settled on war names then? I'll be 'Lion'

>>212051153
no, first one was shit

>>212051162
the creaser

>>212051153
No first one looked boring

>>212051162
gay wanker

>>212051147
no matter how hard you try and not sound like a neurotic victim-complexed jew you will never succeed

>>212051153
I'll Keep Coming

>>212051153
load of up it's own arse bollocks

i aint even mad bro i cant lie this shit kinda busted

Video games are for children

operation brian wilson

>>212051247
ok boomer

>>212051238
they hated him because he spoke the truth

>>212051238
you are on 4chan

>>212051162
"MGS2 Raiden's plump bussy"

>>212051265
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>>212051153
i'll be waiting for the definitive version on PC

>>212051217
>>212051067
>>212050720
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>>212049623
little kikes live in your brain for free

>>212051238
Yes except gta 6

>>212051372
>>212051372
>>212051372

Bloody janner doing a massacre