Thread 212053294

seabugs
delicious!
edition

>>212044008

would

eating a knoppers

>>212053349
Absolutely goated

all seafood is disgusting desu except maybe tuna

please do not spam /isr/ posts here. i do not care for the land of sodom.

Fk makes me moister than oyster

it's over buds

>>212053362
You don't understand. The american dream is when you

Do you ever have a moment where you suddenly snap out of your normal thinking and become aware of yourself from almost like a third person point of view (not literally, but sort of) and you're like "This is me? What am I doing?"
This just happened to me a few minutes ago when I walked into the living room.

NOT RAINING WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ENOUGH ALREADY

>>212053442
> its
> --------
> buds

explain. i was never good at fractions.

>>212053472
cum in bussy

>>212053369
I got gifted the minis and they're so good
I'm gonna get the 24 pack of the full size next time I go to costco

>>212053474
once every few years. usually happens when i look in my storage room.

>>212053474
you are describing self-awareness. every developed adult experiences that.

>>212053474
no.

I'm planning a vacation to visit the places that a singer I like visited, that's pretty silly isn't it?

The Phoenician Scheme is beautiful and fun. Movies that demand your full attention where you can't just listen to the audio while doing sth else are so rare nowadays. I think the only Wes Anderson movie I dislike is The Isle Of Dogs.

>>212053528
I only watch movies with big ol' titties, guns, beer, and trucks.
Does it have big ol' titties,guns, beer, and trucks?

Alex Daddario was in my city and I didn't even know until she was gone. kms

>>212053397
I‘m obsessed with her

>>212052775
yo this chick is BEAT to shit that is a hard 27 she's gonna look fucking 50 by the time she's 35

>>212053527
not silly. it's normal to want to experience (or pay respects to, discover, etc) the same things as the people you admire. i've made travel plans to places that i only knew about because of rick steves.

>>212053474
Yes. It usually happens right after waking up. I have this weird sense of depersonalization where I see all of my actions and relationships from an outsiders perspective. It's very odd every time and gives me a weird sense of embarrassment

>>212053618
Chlamydia receptacle

I love my Latina sexbot

>>212053557
No. But I otherwise only watch movies with cops shooting other cops, or soldiers shooting Muslims.

>>212053564
I enjoyed watching her tits in True Detective very much.

>>212053618
She looks like a huge whore with her panties massively exposed like that. May as well ask her if you can sniff them

>>212053294 (OP)
>seabugs
>delicious!
>edition

aqui

>ceasefire
nothing
ever
happens

>>212053652
Footkraut i thought you were into Asian girls

>>212053635
Meanwhile pam bondi is 60 and still egglessly fuckable.

Lol what a fucking tease

>>212053712
I love all women

>>212053738
*47 year old enters the chat*

>>212053693
I bet Terrone has a melty right now.

>>212053767
So you haven't met my ex then

what if we just turned that entire geographical region into a parking lot? none of them can ever get along

>>212053681
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T EAT THAT THE TALMUD FORBIDS IT
Fuck OFF, Mordechai

Powerberg went out

>>212053822
Bad idea, we'd be taking in even more of them than we already are

>>212053830
what?
I did eat it, and this

I'm quitting my job tonight. I work at a gas station. Is there anything wacky, yet legal, I should do?

>>212053316
>i support genocide and evil people (the jews) because the women are hot!
average "Israel" supported online

What if we resettled one Billion Indians to Canada? I mean they have plenty of space.

*supporter

>>212053892
Wasn't directed at you but the Hebriac nonenjoyer of seabugs OP

>>212053894
Kiss me

coomers and women worshipers/simps are such pathetic men

>>212053894
fap outdoors

>>212053860
fuckin DICKBERG needs to go IN her

>>212053894
Let them fire you so you can claim unemployment benefits!

>>212053910
>>i support genocide and evil people (the jews) because the women are hot!
This but unironically

>>212053894
give the washroom key to the filthiest hobo you can find and tell him it's his new apartment

anything else that would be wacky would be very illegal, like stealing gas. maybe mix up the flavours in the Slushee machine to upset future patrons

>tattoos
>nose piercing
>belly piercing
only a porn addict would be into this bitch
>>212053316

>>212054081
Yeah I may just give the entire store key to some guy idk

no food in the house so i boiled water with salt and cayenne pepper and drank it

>>212054122
You sound rustled hermano

>>212053963
Down by the broken treehouse

>>212054155
he is right to be rustled

>>212054122
You’re a googoo gaga pussy ass bitch

>>212053910
>>212054122
Seething

The decay of propriety, virtue, morality
Aw jeez
This frickin' sucks!

>>212054154
You should pinch the tip of your penis as hard as you can.

Recently stumbled across this guy on Youtube and instantly thought of /cum/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCpR4ODSE6s

It's like chronicles of the depressed and hopeless wagie. He figured out how to monetize being a wagecuck sadsack.

>>212054284
what will that do for me

congrats to the great satan for another war won *salutes*

>iran and israel agree to complete and total ceasefire
die for israel bros this was supposed to be the one….

>>212054300
Give you a nice body high

>>212054310
TOTAL chud victory

going to stay up till 2am to watch raw

>>212054310
I want to believe internet chuds thwarted the planned false flag operation

The Jewish Goddess is onto us

>>212054310
guess you can focus on the cartel now

>>212054478
>mum
DROPPED

>>212054524
Googoo gaga pussy ass bitch

can't believe jason is dead...
https://files.catbox.moe/j6jt6h.mp4

>>212054310
Thank you for your attention to this matter!

>>212054584
i ain't clickin that shit nigga

Just so you guys know Trump has a video of Khamenei getting pissed on by a naked teenage boy, that's why he gave up

Heem shleepy

*enters /cum/*

*blocks your path*
What do?

>>212054635
AI videos debunk any real videos at this point. There's no such thing as photographic or video evidence of anything. Audio recordings are also meaningless now.

That was the whole point of AI being refined to its current state - to completely eradicate any semblance of what is true or false. Now they have complete domain over the "truth" and are the sole arbiters of reality.

>>212054688
>Ope! Lemme just squeeeeeze right by ya!

was planning on becoming an hero next month, but now i'm thinking i might do it sooner instead. maybe this weekend.

Number of happenings: 0 (zero)

>>212054688
360 and moonwalk away…

>>212054688
disgusting, girls with abs are gross and unplappable.

>>212054719
I need an everlasting love
I need a friend and a lover divine
An everlasting precious love
Wait for it, wait for it, give it some time

A side of fries with your nothingburger?

>>212054688
kill fuck marry enslave

does anyone else here feel, like, i don't know... unfulfilled?

>>212054778
i filled your mom pretty good alright

>>212054778
I have food to eat, a place to sleep, and books to read. What else do I need?

>>212054778
I feel like I'm not living up to my potential

>>212054778
Nah I have adderrall

>>212054778
Thoughts on Slovakian socks?

>>212054848
some bitches on your dick

>>212054871
I NEED THAT SHIT ON GOD

WHERE ARE WE
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

>>212054888
A true sage has no need of that
But that would be nice, yeah

>>212054865
same here. i think i would have accomplished a lot if i had a different attitude

This time next week I will have a gf

happeningbros... we keep losing to the chuds...

The recent cease fire is so disappointing. Watching the war between Israel and Iran every night in the last two weeks made me feel so excited.

>>212054880
dude this is fucking awful wtf

i wanna spend the night talking with you guys. when i talk with you guys i feel like i'm healing

>>212054892
Bro you live in prescription drug central

>>212055001
Online sex work is valid and empowering…

>>212055004
**hugs**

The most nothing burger of all time.

what is playing on your machine right now? i feel like serbian pop

happening, occurance, instance, happenstance, befalling:
Not a one

>>212055005
This is so funny
Why did he think this was a glass to drink from
Retarded Haitian

i don't think most of you understand what a ceasefire is. it's not a truce or a peace treaty. it's literally just a time out.

>>212055005
Yeah but you have to see a "psychiatrist" bitch and they're all women

>>212055047
forgot the pic

>>212055056
True, but the chances of the situation heating up again after a ceasefire seem to be pretty low

>>212055047
The Postal Service in memory of our lost friend Mihai Burcea.
Wherever you might be, you are dearly missed.

>>212055069
Ewww

>it's literally just a time out.
>something will definitely happen soon!

why are jewish-german trans girls from New York so perfect bro´s ?
https://youtu.be/5LkRy4vD-m0?si=dYeaH07S3nFbglk7

what happened to mihai anyway

You've fooled me into thinking something is happening for the last time

business idea: range ban germany

Even Iran's retaliatory strike was half-assed

>>212055087
literally zero reason to believe the fight will be over.

>>212055145
Best they could do honestly

>>212055116
Did your father fight in the civil war in the 90s?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azNKPM5anok

Now listening to Bright Eyes.
Mihai I love you.

>>212055128
You had your chance and blew it

business idea: explain braindead Americans how to use filters

King Princess: walks out of smoke
Me: Sh*t I’m a bottom

these are all the meds i currently take

>>212055236
why?

>>212055145
They don't have much capabilities

>>212055153
Except the fact that their strike on Qatar was perfunctory and they agreed to talks in the first place and the fact this exact scenario has played out before less than a decade ago

>>212055236
Not a doctor but you should stop taking them asap

Why are so many people on this website mentally ill?

>>212055236
You have schizophrenia?

>>212055236
why are you taking sissification meds

>>212055198
he was an army doctor, yeah

>it really was 5D chess
I kneel

>>212055277
i only have OCD currently but i had a manic episode about a year ago. spent 2 months in a nuthouse

rate the rizz boys

Okay, I'll bite: Who's this Trump guy?

While my mother waters plants my father loads his gun

>>212055326
you know some angels were cast down to hell?

>>212055326
Don't use em dashes when talking up bitches man

>>212055336
i followed up

>>212055326
Don't hold your breath mate

>>212055326
Absolute rizzification achieved
Keep us updated king

Baby I was born on a train

>>212055351
bitches love my awkward sensitive woody allen guy rizz
>>212055355
i would never
>>212055363
thanks bud
>>212055346
yes but it would be mean to call her demonic

why has /cum/ been so low quality lately

>>212055401
demons are not angels

if i stay up till 6 in the morning i'm gonna go buy a burek

I have no life outside of being a pretend gymcel

>>212055408
it was infinitely better when mihai was around

updoot

>>212055408
Microplastics

>>212055354
id leave the solar system if i ever sent that to a bitch

>>212055441
>Sinead O‘Connor bud
xD

>>212055441
there's no correlation between morocco and allah

>>212055441
trying to quirkchungus yourself head first into pussy

>>212055499
it works

i need some excitement in my life. i am incredibly bored all the time

terrone has been quiet lately

>>212055521
find a woman with big tits to peg you in missonary
unironically cured my depression

>>212055521
Stop taking all those useless meds
They make you retarded

>>212055509
i would've right away called you an insipid dullard. that bitch is clearly dumb as a rock

>>212055529
Hopefully he's range banned

>>212055540
yeah yeah talk to the hand you cow
*waives my hand at you*

>>212055521
Get a motorcycle. I know there is a lot of good back country riding in the balkans and czech lands

>>212055521
I think the antipsychotics killed your excitement.

>>212055521
build a new pc

>>212055557
the human hand has no means to communicate verbally you absolute moron

Me and fk

>>212055615
Dianetics type linkup we ouchea

>>212055615
Brad Pitt looks insecure. Cruise is mogging him despite being a manlet.

>>212053511
Adults with sub-normal intelligence don't experience that.

not watchin destiny
wish he was streamin

>>212055672
Watch Denims instead

>>212055649
i met tom cruise a few years ago, he is really pretty no homo

>>212055686
Justice 4 Kaceytron

Crisis averted
The Shah must wait

>>212055703
he seems like a decent guy ngl

>>212055703
is he a cool guy irl? did you have a chat with him?

if i met tom cruise irl i'd show him cum

brooooo these brazilians i can't even brooooooooooooooooo

>>212055779
print out this thread and mail it to him

>cool 12 degrees with a bit of rain in the evening
This is the best summer of the decade

it's interesting how i'm the goat of these gen when all other foreigners are horrendeous posters

Slap fighting is a perfectly respectable form of mutual combat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKBJyZpFQF4

guy at work does the twitch “-andy” thing
like, walks by my office and calls me “worker andy”

>>212055850
Call him Andy Milonakis

it's a good thing this freak doesn't support Palestine because it would make Palestinian supporters look bad by being associated with him
https://x.com/DillyHussain88/status/1937171110900167098

>>212055850
what the fuck are you talking about

>>212055850
hes based

>>212055870
Like Mexican Andy and Arab Andy etc

Lana Del Rey is the greatest artist of our generation

>>212055889
the only artist who somehow became rapeable when she got old

>>212055850
What's up, Andy?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm5ZQIK3LSo

rapist andy

>>212055326
W Rizz

>>212055909
She was hottest when she was a porker

>>212055850
What's with andy? W-what's with Andy?

>>212055936
she looks like an average mom in america

>>212055948
that’s why it’s hot
like a milf with a detached red scare zoomette personality

>>212055948
How does an average mom in Brazil look like?

>>212055936
she injured her arm trying to jack off my massive dick

>>212055938
Possible mandela effect here. Wasn't the show called Who Raped Andy?

my coworker will sometimes walk up to a conversation and start flossing(the fortnite dance, not literally)
i'm sure he thinks it's a funny ironic gag but god damn

>>212055948
Olha que coisa mais linda

Somebody come get her she's dancin like a stripper

>>212056013
the world becomes much more tolerable when you realize other people are as autistic as you but aren’t self aware about it

The Architect will not like this at all. not one bit.

>>212056007
Did you chuckle when you wrote that or did you know it wasn't funny?

>>212056042
both are sex but i bet she gave great head when she was a fatty boom boom

>>212056051
lol

would you let my kurac enter your mouth if you were a foid?

>>212056051
Tough love received bro.

>>212056042
Ozempic you WILL pay

LISTEN UP YOU CHUCKLEDICKS

>>212056072
I would let your Kurac enter my mouth if you were a little cevapi and cummed ajvar

nick fuentes probably sallywalking around like a nancyboy rn

>>212056087
redditspeak aside “chuckledick” does work quite well for that dork’s face

I like the way you do that right thurrr!!

>>212056096
you really need to realize that cevapi and ajvar is a bad combination

>>212056087
Schizojeet found a new meme to spam in every thread

imagine a black cock
now imagine it is quite big
now, pray tell, imagine it is penetrating your wife

rare Christian W
https://x.com/VoteHarrisOut/status/1937006206444286312

>>212056118
quite the turd cutter on that lass

>>212056124
You need to realize you’re wrong

Is Jeff Buckley good or do people just glaze him because he died?

You are all witnessing in real-time the art of the deal, say thank you to trumpy

>>212056151
kajmak is the way to go with cevapi

i am older than Kurt Cobain and Heath ledger were when they died

how do you even live life knowing you'll never fuck a prime legal age petite teen pussy

>>212056190
what does it mean?????????

>>212056176
Sorry you’re totally wrong ;-)

That Brazilian incel poster is kinda creepy.

sauce on this song?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750723087423978.mp4

i'm still 25 i still can find an 18-19 year old girlfriend that eventually turns out to be my wife

>>212053294 (OP)
I haven't been able to find work in 4 weeks I am fucking useless

>>212056209
keeping living in denial

>>212056178
Well, the good ones always die too soon.

>>212056209
hot blonde american teen pussy

>>212056178
To be fair I'm not surprised Heath Ledger was abusing drugs if I were married to this I would be too

>>212056190
How do you know it’s good if you’ve never had it

>>212056255
it's only good if she's white and hot

>>212056218
You are a brazilian in brazil
Sexo is like rain there

GOON MY DICK INTO PIECES

>>212056252
LOL did this bitch just admit to killing babies ion exchange for hollywood fame and wealth?

WHATEVAH IT TAKES

What’s the difference between a black American and a pizza

>>212056275
I don't like brown/favelada/parda/trashy women

>>212056284
pizza goes well with beero

>>212056294
What about a rocinha princess

>>212056306
it's like asking a white american if they would wife a black ghetto woman

>>212056284
the pizza can feed a family of four

>>212056255
i just know

"MUH DIPLOMACY WE CAN GET THEM BACK AT THE NEGOTIATING TABLE IF WE JUST ASK NICELY"
*Le Trump* send the bombers
Iran SHOCKED
Ceasefire reached

Muslims need their shit kicked in before they listen
It’s the only language they understand
They’re primates

being unemployed and having no hope for the future is so much better than being employed and having no hope for the future

Iran punked out

i wish i could buy things though

based

>>212056293
Hello, my chud friend! I hope you have a relaxed shift.

>>212056367
Trvke
>>212056433
Thanks, man. Hope you sleep well

I can't believe people actually use OneDrive and iCloud after the fappening. How can you possibly trust like that?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750678557948311.mp4

Put the AC in and I'm no longer dying

Now hold on a second…there hasn’t been a school shooting in the us for a long time….whats going on…

>>212056540
USAID was shut down

>>212056540
Uhh... USAID funding ran out?

>>212056570
I wish I could be as cool as Mads Mikkelsen

>>212056540
chud doomerism is at an all time low because they won politically

>>212056586
He is the ultimate Chad, does whatever he wants and gives zero fucks.

"child marriage" is good

a woman going to University and turning into a massive feminist and slut is bad and scientific research and statistics prove this

>>212056595
he's actually a really annoying fence sitter centrist. joe biden's audience type of guy.

>>212056617
Classic goshpedo post

Im of the opinion that the only thing about marriage that really matters is that it lasts. The details don't matter that much. What good is freedom if people are irresponsible and society crumbles

>>212056642
>ggrrrrrr you have to pick a side!!!
>pledge your allegiance!!!!!
>don't defy them! bend the knee!!!!

meanwhile Mads is like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqZTOZuuNh0

4chan already started allowing mp4s
the next step is to allow videos with sound in every board. hopefully this happens this year

>>212056617
this happens in mexico and this country is a dump.

I actually like Mads Mikkelsen Hannibal Lecter better than Anthony Hopkins

>>212056711
yeah I am not sure why they don't support it on all boards, other than perhaps the storage/server requirements for that much additional data. for now we just have to link from wsg or gif I suppose

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750666421489202.webm

>>212056570
>when the all quiet on the western front sample hits
he's still the goat

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>>212056764
kek, rekt

>>212056764
Bake a new one at least!
You ruined it.

>>212056777
& CHEKT

Normie thread

>>212056695
Saying "both sides le bad, u have to like look at the science but u cant let politics affect the science but u have to be careful with the science and look at all sides" is very gay and very much bending the knee by not saying anything that would offend anyone

>>212055850
I feel weird and old when people make pop culture references I'm unfamiliar with.

>>212056263
This girl is big trouble