Thread 212058512

Donkey Kong Bananza edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVUidGTR8xg

A much more exciting and vigorous new.

>>212058512 (OP)
This is the thread

>>212058512 (OP)
will download from Japan because the yen is nice and weak this month

>>212058536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8OmkAP-PYs

>>212058535
>>212058536
Its anti-american discrimination!

love hysteriamong, feel like it could be great gimmick for 2025

>>212058551
Not clicking your YouTube like sorry lad

did you lads know that im black?

FREE SHELDON!!!
Come on it’s Sheldon! :P

Nintendo has always been a great and immense comfort in my life.

As a child, I loved the GameCube. Mario Sunshine, Metroid Prime, Wind Waker, Mario Kart, Smash Bros, 007 Nightfire, TimeSplitters, Sonic Adventures 1 and 2, Billy Hatcher... You name it. The Cube was a great comfort to me.

I wish I were Italian. Just lazing around sipping coffee, enjoying the sun, wearing nice clothes, eating delicious food and beautiful women. They truly do not suffer

>>212058631
alri hannibal lecter

>>212058614
Resident Evil 4 was better on the ‘cube as well

>>212058631
Italian girls are pretty hot.

When I was at university, there was an Italian girl who seemed pretty interested in me. She was following me all over on nights out. Touching my arm and shit and trying to grind up on me in the club dancefloor.

Unfortunately, her breath smelt like actual fucking garbage, like a fucking rat died in her throat, so I didn't have much incentive to pursue her.

AH SHIT ROCKET ALERT FOR DORSET, UK

>>212058614
>wind waker
this used to scare me a bit as a kid ngl

>>212058666
Who the fuck lives in Dorset? Nigga do you think we're inbred?

>>212058672
>TWWHD
>as a kid
I hate zoomers so much it's unreal

WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHIN TO mess WITH

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1750732086889146.jpg
ktim

>>212058684
ive a friend from dorset

>>212058690
i accidentally used the HD version because it was the first google image nigga i played the original

>>212058704
Least hairy paki

I honestly hate that I ever began posting here 4 years ago.

I wish I could go back in time and erase it all. Just grab a big fat eraser and scrub it all out.

I hate this fucking thread. I hate all of you. You are all scum. I hope you all rot in hell.

>>212058770
ktim

>>212058770
uh oh spaedo melty

>>212058803
The fact you even compare me to that creature is enough to make me wanna blow a cap in yo ass.

so full of rage and despair

>>212058891
*grooms you into being a right wing racist*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaQzRABeXX4

I'm still waiting for my IRL Emi to appear in my life...

hysterialad thinks this is going to happen to him at any moment

>>212058957
She has always been the energy that keeps me going, ever since 2012.

I love Emi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCowFcEXt0Y

'magine

on the seinfeld again

>>212058770
Ktim

I am in love with her. I love you Emi.

There is a world where me and her are together, and all is well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzCJASxRdTQ

Lids?

>>212059194
de laaaaaaaaaaads?

>>212058770
shut the fuck up you idiot go back to twitter or mumsnet or wherever you crawled out of
>>212059017
shut the fuck up you virgin nonce take your epic 4chan disabled anal pornographic romance simulator and shove it up your arse

Watching this Million Dollar American Princesses thing on TV. Funny how British aristocrat wealth was btfo by American farmers; makes me proud that my ancestor (pic related) bodied these freaks into permanent orbit.

you know you're a, sweet little, arse raper
(foxy)

>>212059216
I will crush you beneath my boot, you utter scum.

I have been here 15 years before you. I am your superior. You will obey me, and not disrespect me, or else you will be cast out and shat upon.

And don't you DARE disrespect my Emi. She is the greatest and most beloved woman in my life... If I could marry her, I would.

>>212058770
Even me?

>>212059259
>been here 15 years
>superior
You really PWNED that guy XD haha!
You are a loser.

>>212059320
Nah, I'm above all of you.

And I'm proud of all my years on the internet. I'm proud of the years I spent contributing to this wonderful technology, before it was ruined at least.

>>212059259
kill yourself

>>212058545
Nonce game.

>>212059361
Why, cunt? Say it to my face you bastard.

want to fix my sleeping pattern. but I will always turn off the alarm and just doze on until 1 or 2 PM, there is zero reason for me to get up. so what I actually need to fix is my life, but as that cannot be fixed, I cannot fix my sleeping pattern. all of this is to say.... goodnight lads!

and you know you're a, sweet little, bum gaper
(foxy)

>>212059404
you are probably the same person who posts about wagecuckery and how based being a neet is during the day

>>212059404
join the forces

My wife Emi...

I love her so much I can't bear it.

>>212059404
ktimming hard at this

>>212059426
am not. I encouraged people to get into retail toil back when I worked because shite as it was, it was better than this.
>>212059440
been considering it.

>>212059404
screaming kahteem at the top of my lungs

>>212059452
grow up

>>212059502
No. I won't grow up. Emi has brought me comfort since the coldest darkest winter days of January 2012. I won't give up on her now. She is my ideal woman and I will love her forever.

What is this accent from?

https://youtube.com/shorts/8Ysd2ZtrRP0?si=v5Jgp80QpNtWSZAV

It's very very unpleasant

>>212059620
Not English.

>>212059539
To my memory, didn't Emi outright suggest anal herself? The VN being a sex game held it back in hindsight lol, it may as well have been an innocent romance with the sex scenes suggested offscreen. But as it was conceived as a sex scene VN first, oh yeah there should be an anal scene lol and um Emi I guess haha.

>>212059636
Emi is my beloved girlfriend and life and I withdraw any such personal questions about her. And if you continue to pursue this line of questioning, I will murder you.

>>212059634
not him but yes he is

>anglo norman
there's no such thing as anglo norman lol. normans even felt disdain and wouldn't racemix with them. that's why anglos remain low to middle class

Getting blacked

>ctrl f anglo norman
>2 results

>>212059699
A lot of people involved in the Norman invasion were actually celts from Brittany would you believe

>>212059707
corr nan posted on the wrong place again

It really didn't make sense
Just to leave this unresolved
It's not hard to go the distance
When you finally get involved face to face

My beloved wife Emi <333

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEfuAH2LUxg

spaki’s gone mental, it’s a cartoon mate get help

Dumb motherfucker has an IQ of the temperature of a hot summer day, but in Celsius. Him and his dumb bitch wife. I hope they both die in a fire.

>>212059868
This is a fake image. This is not a real woman. Go kill yourself you fucking piece of garbage. I genuinely hope you AND your mother get debilitating and crippling cancer.

>>212059720
anglos are so cucked, they let non anglo rule them

new england "elites" and wasps are descendant from anglo low class. they were lucky their ancestors found empty lands and built their own world. that's why they created new race, anglos = white, non-anglos =/= non-whites, probably due to their peasant instinct to have revenge for their non-anglo lords

>>212059259
you are a virgin freak

>>212059921
bewildering post

>>212059788
dumb bitch anal whore

>>212059982
I am a sincere and personal human being.

And I love Emi.

I will stay loyal to my wife forevermore.

>>212059970
can you imagine an english person being so obsessed with indonesian history and royalty
when you put it into that perspective this behaviour is much more embarassing

>>212060025
That's spaki you're replying to mate

better luck next time

>>212060025
>>212060058
i'm not indog but i wish i were indogbvll

dadfreak isn't up yet so he'll be toiling from home today sadly

>>212060157
Wank quietly.

Love, Peace and Harmony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_G2QyhWheE

>>212059404
i used to have this problem but i just forced myself to get up at 6am every day
there is no worse feeling than trying to fix your sleep schedule and waking up at like 4pm. i genuinely think i would have my first born killed in front of me before having to do that again, such a subhuman feeling

seeing more and more poorly done schizographics every day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz1vm5-ehOg

This song plays as I walk down the streets in 2025.

wanksted

Instead of wasting your life away here, try to learn something new: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrn0QavLMyo

screaming that the world's tallest ferris wheel (at the time) was built in london in 1999
you know what our historical world capital of culture and finance needs? a record-breaking amusement park ride

poo

oh look trump was completely based and proved every single person wrong once again

how many more times does this need to happen?

There hasn't been a post on /bant/ in over six hours, did you give up on it or what

>>212060875
Why not

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waiting patiently for tattoos to stop being fashionable, I think we're finally reaching that point of massive over-saturation where it becomes more cool to NOT do thing than do thing

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My Muslim students told me that music was haram a few times in the past. The result? I make them listen to classic rock and analyze the lyrics... over and over and over and over and over again.

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he's early today

>>212061186
Wait for it.

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Rock the casbah

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

hate morning /brit/ all my friends are still in bed. there should be more mentally ill freaks in the uk awake at this time. im going to buy some billboards in sunderland and advertise us

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>212061065
Imagine not trvsting in 2025

Hearing bizarre noises outside. Not fond of summer and the riff raff it brings

commmeeee on seaaaaaatle

please understand

feel like SHIT

liberal mainframe in meltdown mode this morning

>>212061399
smell like shit, eat like shit, look like shit

>>212061413
The credo

>>212061413
How do you taste?

>>212061435
ever heard of shit? bit like that

I dont think this poster is polish at all

>>212061403
libs owned
isolationists made to look foolish
nick fuentes and tucker carlson exposed as frauds who couldnt see 2 steps ahead of classic donny 10d underwater chess

shagged a dolphin in my dream

>>212061492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrg5C9eUhZc

>>212061502
bit of a tune is that

whos winning then

The Beatles had group masturbation sessions and Paul has a song based on that

Morning lads. Friendly reminder that anime and noncetendo are for nonces and trannies (same thing).

>>212061465
brexit gang

>>212061549
george>paul>ringo>john
(probable cock sizes)

getting the daily does of based pedophile faggot milo

supporting the australian conditioner and shampoo business

>>212061719
https://voca.ro/19qcegWs6BFp

Born as Milo Hanrahan, Yiannopoulos was born and raised in Chatham, Kent, England.[1] His father is of half-Greek and half-Irish ancestry and his mother is Jewish, of German descent.

In January 2016, Yiannopoulos set up his Privilege Grant for white men to balance scholarships for women and minorities. He participated in an online telethon to raise money for the grant and in August 2016, reported that approximately $100,000 had been received in donations and a further $250,000 had been pledged.

In August 2016, it was revealed that over a quarter of a million dollars had gone missing from the Yiannopoulos Privilege Grant. Yiannopoulos apologised for mismanaging the grant and denied that he had spent the money. In March 2018, Yiannopoulos confirmed that the fund had been closed down.[115]

finna

farted so hard my pants flew off

Scotland’s ADHD benefit payouts have exploded from £500k in 2022 to £50 million in 2025 — a 100-fold increase.

With law firms offering “no win, no fee” ADHD claims, the system is unsustainable and is spiralling out of control.

>>212061761
>Half-greek and half-Irish
>Jewish
He's going to go on about it again, isn't he?

>>212061676
remember this clown hes not racist cause he fucks blacks

>>212061569
Bro lives in the third world

>>212061801
absolute clown world
entire rotten island need sinking to the bottom of the sea along with all its disgusting inhabitants

please just let me sleep forever

awaiting the experts’ statements in order to know what to believe

>>212061801
Britain's legal system will kill the country. Right now you can go and walk down the street and look for a chipped kerb or raised manhole lid to trip on and even if theres only a 1cm gap if you injure yourself and take the council to court a judge will side with you and you will walk away with thousands of pounds. The spanish on the other hand don't give a shit.

>>212061900
That’s based though why wouldn’t you want that

>>212061907
I am Fares.

Remember the 14 Words lads

>>212061930
poo barm silly wank gay porn white boy twerk party for all of us?

Feeling strong

Any of you man into crypto?

>>212061761
>half Irish half Greek

Pottery

ceasefire declared with the toilet beginning at 8am this morning
i didn't say which day :)

>>212062009
launched a preemptive strike this morning on toiletberg myself

>>212062032
urging toiletberg to seek the diplomatic route 10 minutes after defensively stealth pooing with experimental munitions

this is great banter apparently…

>>212062103
Russian.

ww3 doomsayer mongs proven to be retards yet again. when will they learn

>>212062192
We'll see who's laughing in 2 more weeks.

Stubbed my toe YOUCH

Why are Turks so based?

>>212062278
They yeeted the baby cronem into the river without any hesitation

>>212062307
Free the Iranian.

well now that war is over, what shall we do now?

Think every single benefit apart from basic state pension should be stopped, with the claimants forced to re-apply and subjected to a rigorous examination of their health and finances before they even get another sniff of free money.

>>212061549
was the song come together

Think it says a great deal about the lack of clues here that /brit/ is faster at 4am than 8am

mouse infected with rage virus 28 squeaks later

>>212062556
Let's compare dicks?

fizzy strawberry peach grapefruit raspberry lemonade

Fridge is empty. So hungry i cant sleep

>>212062608
can't you get a little feller on an illegal fat tyre e-bike to bring some scran for you?

>>212062608
what would you like on your sandwich, sir?

>>212062608
Refuse to believe a yank home wouldn't have some form of corn syrup food available at all times

>>212062635
Steak
Fried onion
Cheese whiz

>>212062677
So the Jews were in Poland and annoying but none actually talked about it so I do not not I am being a bot, lol.

So how are you lads spending your last week on 4chan?

Getting to know you.

>>212062677
thinly sliced as in a philly cheesesteak? or a thicker portion of steak?

i miss mousechad

>>212062728
So I was right?

>>212062703
where's the refuge gonna be? not interested in the sharty

>>212062817
We'll all be on the sharty you can do whatever you want lad

>>212062728
he's posting here right now on a 'gyptian flag

>>212062817
lolcow britbong thread

God bless America

>>212062873
Move.

>>212062873
land that I love

>>212062873
Good post

NEED a balkan gf

welcome back nothing ever happens bros, you will be forgiven for losing some faith

>>212062949
Sure, me as well.

>>212062959
never in doubt

i see you
i feel you

so you're telling me that british people really look and sound like that? And they aren't put into death camps? cor...

>>212063060
>fush and chups

>When leftypol gets forced to go to church one to many a Sunday mornings
https://edition.cnn.com/2025/06/23/us/michigan-church-shooter-mom
>Man who opened fire outside a Michigan church had attended services there with his mom, pastor says

stop it now

>>212062959
oops put that on hold

very crafty, aren't they. never trust them

I am dying again. I need help.

Surely the US will be very upset if Israel break the ceasefire and launch a barrage of missile on Tehran

probably just some kids setting off fireworks or something. false alarm

How close are we as a society that I can go on holiday to America etc and walk into a woman's locker room and claim I'm a woman with zero stigma or awkwardness!

Walking into a locker room naked full of women is literally a fantasy and if trans mental illness is my pathway to Valhalla I shall pursue it

Sorry for confusion.

>>212063117
Notice how the church had armed security loool

>>212063492
sounds like you're the mentally ill one here

Too complex for my mind.

Whitest school in Kent

>>212063421
I wish I was from Norway or Ireland. This country is pure embarrassment.

Piano roll. I do not know, man.

>>212063538
How many pics of school children do you have on your hard drive, paedo?

>>212061489
HOWEVER

>>212063492
the trans stuff is over lad you missed your chance

not on is it

Move, lol.

Russian.

Optics. Spitting situation.

Now that Sweden is dead, which country should die next?

>>212063668
France pls

I do wish the hungry man would come back so I can give him his sandwich

>>212063668
Why is Sweden dead?

Sent "our hapa kids would be so cute" to 20 asians on badoo.

>>212062191
>>212062278
>>212063538
saw all these posts yesterday

Mental how if Africa and the middle east was wiped out the world would instantly be 10x better and make massive technological and social leaps within a twenty years

Naked in uk and castrated situation.

>>212063511
Justified. There's been an increasing number of (attempted) church shootings in recent years

can hear a catberg meowing outside

IT'S WAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3BO6GP9NMY

>>212063781
americans are very silly people

>>212063781
2nd guy just pure unlucky to be stood there

business idea: video bames

Just weighed myself and I’m at my heaviest ever. THIS ENDS FROM TODAY.

>>212063765
Mental how you’re a virgin with no job

>>212058614
Bing bing wahoo!

might deadlift today. been a few months.

nothing wrong with being a virgin

>>212058770
This, although the scum is obviously you, not me

>>212063876
Done him

keeping an eye on the sky for these Israeli missiles

Rorke going in the toilet after his dad has a minging beer shit and getting a semi

Velo's burning me gums lads

Feels like I am the only person who actually enjoys posting here anymore. I love posting whatever bullshit comes to my mind knowing you runts are forced to read and respond to it lmao, if I ever stopped enjoying it I would stop coming here. Simple as.

Any pooey lynx lads in

roger SCRUTON

reddit is full of "I am from Iran and I hate my own country AMA" threads

>>212063980
What about when you remember how much of your life you’ve wasted here, heatherpaedo?

>>212063838
literally bursting with war

>>212064002
He’s very handsome tbf, would probably make a good Bond (visually at least).

>>212064029
Visually he's a niggle-nogger

>>212064002
>yes, this will make people watch our film

>>212063807
Click it. Sorry, chief.

>WAR
>HUH
>WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR

how's it foing?

Isn't it getting close to a decade since they filmed the last bond flick

James Bond almost dropping his croissant

>>212064050
Nope. You spend too much of your life on 4chan and think everyone who isn’t a weird racist chud is baiting. Get off the internet, the guy is very handsome the internet is full of women thirsting over him mate.
>>212064052
Women are attracted to him and not attracted to you.

>>212064002
fleming never actually specified bond's skin colour you just assumed he's white cos of your racism

>>212064029
I think he's weird looking and not attractive
idris elba would make a better black bond

>>212064103
he wouldn't do that

>>212064103
666.

>>212064060
Resolving international disutes where diplomatic or other political intervention has not been effective
Sing it again now

Someone has it. Doggo.

the internet is full of women so get off the internet

>>212064112
Guaranteed box office coal.

>>212064112
I would say he’s more striking looking than weird looking. He has really nice eyes and a great body. Ideas Elba is too old and I’m not sure he could pull off the suaveness of Bond. This lad or Aaron Taylor Johnson would be the best picks

james bond murdering a spectre agent with his croissant

>>212064103
is this a reference to an ancient video clip from vine?

>>212064135
>resolving international disutes where diplomatic or other political intervention
>huh!
>what is it good for?
doesn’t have the same ring to it does it

Eek.

might need to take the old herman miller outside and hose it down. starting to smell a bit

>>212064002
White virgins on the internet be seething

I will be okay.

>>212064152
Yes
Also to how that Pierre bloke is one zesty ass nibba

for me, it's roger moore

Rorke got over M being a woman and Q being gay, he will get over Bond being black. And if he doesn’t, hey, fewer chuds in the cinema when I go and watch it.

james bond lighting up a clickum
james bond waiting for katy at 3pm

Remember the time a black single mother told me I had perfect eyes while I was working at the chippy
Was glowing for a week afterwards

>>212064171
good lad

Wonder what having sex with a minion is like

>>212064184
In response, I will do nothing
Then your movie will flop and I will win

blofeld tying bond down with a travelator loaded with croissants pointed directly into bond's tied open mouth.
>goo yoo eckpeck me koo eak all them croissants?
> no mr bond. i expect you to die.

>>212064191
that’s a fat child

watching blacked javs before work

>>212064194
Ok.

>>212064228
Excuse me that’s abuse

Can't wait for the Broccolis to go broke so we get a miniseries based on the original books where Bond has a mental breakdown and gets saved by a magical Australian

I got it.. Haha.

>>212064184
No one's watching it. These films are financial disasters, and the majority of the film going public issues a collective yawn over these woke attempts to make up for a lack of innovation by simply replacing the white male characters with blacks or women.

>>212064191
She's 3 years old. Her parents have 100% responsibility for her being so fat. Bloke needs to take a look at himself before crying to the media.

>>212064215
Eh Eh Eh Boss BANANA!
INSEMINACION!

I see one path.

>>212064223
First of all:
>movie
FOY

Second, the new Bond film isn’t going to flop lol it will be popular and you will seethe about it. Even if Bond is white you will find something to seethe about Rorke that’s all you do.

>>212064187
Did you shag her?

>>212064255
think the brocollis sold bond to disney recently lad we're in for all sorts of bond universe bollocks

>>212064255
>magical Australian
In the canzuk ethnostate future this will be the equivalent of the magical negro
The difference of course is that aussies will love it

>>212064267
She’s not fat she’s a bigger girl that’s all

Rorke collecting -isms like dey pokemon cards

>>212064261
>James Bond is a financial disaster
Erm…

*sits on your lap*
oooh is that an erect penis in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

>>212064286
Groids aren't British.
Jeets aren't British.
Pakis aren't British.
Wogs aren't British.

Soul?

>>212064295
Rebel Wilson in every romantic comedy

>>212064286
Marvel? Star Wars? My chud powers will make quick work of Bond after my do-nothing technique slayed those titans

>>212064312
and yanks are not welcome itt

>>212064308
*pulls out a semi-squished banana out my pocket*
thanks a lot dickhead

>>212064261
>No one's watching it. These films are financial disasters
The last film generated $774 million at the box office which is a pretty good amount. Also it had Lea Seydoux in it, and she's very attractive.

new >>212064342

>>212064305
The groid rewrote what I said so he could issue a satisfied grunt.

>>212064322
In the future the law prohibiting all but the least funny australians becoming professional comedians will be abolished so she'll be out of a job

>>212064326
I'm black and I'm playing the new Brit. Watch me dickhead.

>>212064292
No I did not
I awkwardly said thank you

Move.

>>212064359
Can we look forward to Hannah Gadsby in our future romcoms, then?

Best fried chicken.

>>212064312
>>212064354
>>212064374
uh oh meltie

How to apply this?

What do women think when you're pooing real loud at work?