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WASTED edition
Dgaf :
>>212048601
Good morning /med/.
Greg Nuckols just published an article shitting on low volume-cels, I'm enjoying it.
>>212060906 (OP)Batman?
>>212061047High volume hurts the ears.
I don't get it.
Also, give fat women a chance.
>>212061539https://youtu.be/C906lbkcYug?si=eN5_6v6Up0LUBu4U
>>212061715Give some respect to The Smiths, that song is about boob size not a defense of fat women.
>>212061827You call busty women "fat".
>>212060906 (OP)Kek
The movie was good
I hate public transport goddamn
>>212061539I don't hate fat women but I would never fuck one.
>>212062732>woman next to me dozeing>her head leans closer and closer of resting on my shoulder>always wake up at the last second, putting her head straight again
>>212062879Do you think that it's better if she leans on you and falls asleep?
Believe me, it is not.
Hello frens, happy Saint John's Eve
>>212061539Giving fat women chances just gives them permission to get even fatter, gman.
>>212063440I wish we never stopped doing pyres.
I went to the supermarket quickly with my dad, it was full of either boomers or krauts, we need to do some ethnic cleansing around here
>>212064303Are you a boomer lover?
Did not want to do it but ended up checking foreign archives to help a relative.
>mfw certificate is in germspeak
>>212064371He is worse than a boomer, he is, may Allah forgive me for typing this word, a Goth.
>>212064166>>212064398what causes this butthurt?
>>212064648I'm not fluent in poopenfarten, this makes my life harder.
Intravenous caffeine
My blood vessels carry it everywhere
Every single cell reawakens for the second time
The sore muscles still hurt
but it doesn't matter anymore
Coffee is served.
>>212064721Based fellow coffee enjoyer
>>212064747On his seventh cup and the woman can't hold back her attraction anymore.
>>212064096You don't do it anymore?
>>212064371I called you fascist scum for favouring an ethnic cleansing, which is the fascist part of your comment.
While I don't agree with killing boomers en masse either and support a different solution to the BQ, fascists also don't call for the mass killing of boomers either.
>>212065098Yeah, it died with WWII if I recall correctly.
>>212063440Reminds me of the fabled burning bush that spoke to Moses. Did you receive any instructions? What must be done?
morning everyone
daily reminder
>>212061539yeah... give them a chance to lose weight
>>212064721>>212064747happy to seee covfefe enjoyers
>>212065332And we had other traditions that somehow died with WWII, but I can't recall any at the moment.
>>212065449Iran - Israel war already stopped (it didn't even began)
India - Pakistan ended up being nothing
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS
>>212065332That's quite sad, here it's widely celebrated, althought some parts of it are being lost, like throwing bones to the bonfires or going out after the fire fades to do mischief aroumf the villages.
One time I went with my brother in law, somehow we lifted a plowing machine out of a barn and left it in the middle of a field, next day we had to put it back in, but somehow it was wider that the barn and we had to take it apart kek
>>212065768ate some again ward
>>212065787You woudn't be able to take out my plowing machine out of
>>212065676
>>212065787Here apparently they'd have girls/young women tossing some effigy over the fire whilst running around it, I believe, and then throw it into the fire. It has been a while since I read about it so my memory is a tad hazy. If I recall correctly, this isn't the only tradition that died to WWII. I believe this ritual symbolising rebirth/ birth of new year, on New Year's, and salting the slab of front doors also died in WWII.
>>212065842Lol.
>>212066001Ok, so it seems that some events with pyres have been organised in recent times afterall.
>>212066001The effigy would also be placed on some old sea vessel on top of the burning material for the bonfire.
>>212066125Though, nothing like pre-WWII with every town having its own bonfire with towns competing on who had the biggest one, and with people running around and dancing and all that...
I would've still stayed home.
>>212060906 (OP)got drunk af yesterday
>>212065500lol Israel already saying Iran broke the ceasefire, Trump aint never getting the nobel peace prize
Portuguese Miku is real
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750764832783441.mp4
warning, typically Portuguese female behaviour inside
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i woke up at 5 am today paranoid about memory loss because i gaslit myself into thinking it was still monday and i just took a nap and woke up at 5 pm. Then i pulled out my phone and after a bit i realized it was tuesday 5 am.
>>212067217catnigga is gonna get an overdose
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>>212067305I don't think catnigga could handle a real Portuguese female, he'd go insane the 50th time she calls him a lazyass who watches footy all the time and never does anything because he dared to drink some super bock and chill after an 8 hour shift at the cagie
>>212060906 (OP)Edition's theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YMj3iM7maY
>>212061191So, you're saying that "overstimulation = pain"?
>>212063440https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhqH4QpSgBI
>>212064096>>212065332The German genocides, especially in the second half of the war, were a constant festival of pyres (the furnaces worked 24/7). The concept of moderation was unknown to the Germans
>>212065410"Iran must be destroyed"
>>212067057https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4cXg0ruztE
>>212067450>0 interaction with women>This never happens to meUs chuds keep winning it seems.
>>212067217I prefer my Portuguese women without the Miku, thanks.
I have no idea what she's saying in this video, but I bet it's something cute and kissable.
>>212067450Portuguese girls areโฆ special.
>>212067217I think I actually got dumber watching this
>>212067450>>212067780so that is where it came from....
hue women can't see you chilling and peaceful, they'll do something similar (or worse)
>>212067771im not Portuguese (obv) but i can already tell she would be a bitch if you married her. you are usually wise but the Portuguese pussy is clouding your mind
>>212067965The happiest and smartest man in this general married a Portuguese woman. What does that tell you?
Don't listen to what people say, look at what they do.
>>212068148All of that is highly arguable THOUGH
>>212068338But muh slaves did not own computers like we do!
Never mind that the wealth gap is bigger than ever before.
>>212068148actually im still single
>>212068338bro but the rich ppl tell you that this is the best way to live and they're all smart cause rich=smart obviously
>>212068338the real trvke is realizing people weren't any happier in any other era of history, not you reading this from your wagie cagie not the medieval peasant in his one room glorified hut not the stone age hunter-gatherer who scraped by on the occasional deer or rabbit
misery is the eternal companion of mankind, if you don't have something you want it and if you do get it you want more
the cycle is eternal and eternally meaningless and happiness is a fleeting illusion
>>212068790I agree with you that there were probably miserable people working shitty jobs throughout history, but I disagree with this:
>the cycle is eternal and eternally meaninglessI don't think it's meaningless. I think human life can have meaning. Maybe each of us needs to find our own meaning in life. For some people, meaning is found in having a family. For others, meaning is found in helping others. Etc.
>>212068561You should remedy that as soon as possible. Life's sharp edges become a lot softer when you have a Portuguese girlfriend to come home to every day.
>>212068790Incel philosopher man was right he said life is a pendulum that swings backwards and forwards between pain and boredom. Imagine life with the constant stream of escapism available to us - we'd have to confront reality on a constant basis.
>>212069106>You should remedy that as soon as possiblehaha yeah
>>212068581I love this capitalist belief that the amount of material goods accumulated = the quality and value of a person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OhueYfpkck
>>212067771>I prefersuuuure you do
but whilst you say that, if PT Miku was cooking sardinhada de Sรฃo Joรฃo for you
https://files.catbox.moe/dzhrbg.mp4
you'd stay
>>212070144>Globo in the background
>>212070144Algerian miku will cook mhadjeb for you doe
Electricity is back lads, bit earlier than expected so I'm not going to complain. Not going to check on the wagie today as I kinda don't want to work in case we have a sudden blackout as that would pretty much delete the progress I made in the cagie.
Attempted 1RM on unilteral plate loaded lat pulldowns and I'm fine with what I managed to hit. Added 2,5 kgs to unilateral rows, and added 7,5 kgs to machine low rows on the machine I have not used for low rows for some weeks now. I'll take all of those without complaining ngl. As there was no electricity I also did 40 mins of cardio and I felt fucking strong for some reason. Like even at a heart rate of 150 BPM I barely felt like breathing and could hold my breath for a much longer time than usual.
Peak cagie day: destroying a shit ton of old documents (up to fucking 2007) because it's a task that has been neglected for years at the cagie and now it's time to catch up. Tomorrow I've been assigned to move furniture .
>>212063440Feliz Dรญa de San Juan. It's the saint patron of my city and I miss not being there now.
>>212066956Based
>>212039135>The lack of self awareness is incredible. Did anyone tell him to know his fucking place?Unironically yes: he's also a football referee in lower tier leagues and he was phisically assaulted once at the end of a match, it appeared in the local news. After knowing how his personality is, I wouldn't be surprised if it was deserved.
>>212072115>pictureH-hot.
>>212070144While British women are out at the club until 3am, snorting lines of coke off a grotty toilet cistern, Portuguese girls are cosplaying as Hatsune Miku and cooking traditional food at their grandparents' house.
>>212072850Oh yeah, /med/ bitches definitely don't do coke, nuh huh
Good day med am back from the cagie
>>212073019https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBlRZYtbuOI
>>212073102I'll stick to Wario videos
>>212073129Ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY0L_Kng7qU
Hello meggers, currently in a bus driven by the worst female driver in the city.
>>212073344>female bus driver
https://britishbusinessexcellenceawards.co.uk/from-the-awards/new-research-shows-uks-gender-pay-gap-reverses-as-young-women-now-out-earn-men
Can we get the feline nbomb take on this?
>>212072115Anime status?
>>212073375I could have posted just that and you would have understood.
>>212073435>gender-pay-gap-reverses-as-young-women-now-out-earn-menThat's based as it means they are closer to collapsing.
>Anime status?Watched 4 episodes during the outage, going to watch the 5th soon but I'm taking a shower beforehand.
>>212073435In the legal environment there's a clear preference for women at junior level, as far as I'm aware of
>>212072850>>212072955My art hoe sister has tried coke once.
>>212073663i want to try coke too
>>212073663It's likely mine will try it as well eventually
With 100% honesty I would also kind of like to try it once
>>212073588>I'm taking a showerI suppose this is a way to counteract watching anime.
>>212073639I think what's happening is simply that with the same access to education women get more degrees than men and even if they are many times in worse paying field, on aggregate they get paid more on average.
I can imagine that the average men who graduated university is paid more, but the average woman is paid more because on average they go to university more, and as much as some say that university is a waste of time, with a degree on average you get paid more.
>>212073663Most of my normie and chad friends have never tried it, maybe not even weed.
Straight edge niggas rule this earth.
>>212073758Iโve been offered
>weed>coke>mdma>mushrooms>lsdIโve never tried anything besides alcohol and weed.
Heading to old office qts swimming pool to cool off.
>>212073731I don't really care either way
If you don't take your bag off the seat when the bus is full, you deserve a bullet in the back if the head, simple as.
Why the hell won't the jannies ban the Egyptian bot? Is that too hard of a job for their level of retribution?
>>212073809Based. I've only been offered weed and I said no.
>>212073974Also based. I'd vote for you as Chief Executionner of Citizen Behavior.
>>212073986Well they're doing the job they're paid for I suppose.
>>212074370Yeah she's alright. I asked her out last year and got rejected so I moved on.
>>212073731>I suppose this is a way to counteract watching anime.Damn nigga.
Btw no cap ong, I'm enjoying this series so far. I think I'll watch relife next as I've been wanting to watch that for a while. Afterwards maybe Darling in the franxx or watch the final 5-6 episodes of mirai nikki that I end up not watching back then or idk.
Btw here's a fun fact. You should post numbers.
Girl is ignoring me.
Fuaaaaaack!!!!
>>212073663>art hoeof course she did
also, don't do drugs kids
/med/ is ignoring me
Bastards
I want moral support
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>>212073435>Can we get the feline nbomb take on this?This is old news. You can find Guardian articles about it from 10 years ago:
https://www.theguardian.com/money/2015/aug/29/women-in-20s-earn-more-men-same-age-study-finds
Doesn't make it any less humiliating for British moids though.
>>212074754>moral supportNot giving not even the least amount of support to fakecels.
Sorry, sister.
>>212074813I wish it was that simple
This is an old onesided love I was going to confess but she is completely ignoring me
>>212074878Just don't trust french flags, mate. French girls are easily approachable. I'm an incel in Italy but abroad I feel desired.
>>212074995>This is an old onesided love I was going to confess but she is completely ignoring mewhat did u tell her?
>>212075496>she was only an adult you sick fuck!>>212074995You have that Italian rizz.
>>212074512>Btw no cap ong, I'm enjoying this series so far.It's only natural you enjoy something I recommend.
>Btw here's a fun fact. You should post numbers.Just finished in the gym.
Squat 3x1 with 200 kg, 3x3 with 180 kg.
Leg extensions 3x10 with 113 kg.
The squats felt fine, I think the 220 kg squat should be there in a few weeks when I try.
>>212075477Hello! how are you doing?
>>212076863>It's only natural you enjoy something I recommend.Autistix folx know what autistix folx like. Ngl I kinda feel like watching some more episodes tonight, but I also want to spread it out over the coming days and do 3 sets of 5 reps (episodes).
>Leg extensionsYou should try doing them unilaterally, it'll add like 5 more mins to your workout. Removing imbalance in power output in your quads should also aid with the squat ig. My right leg was lagging a bit behind but now I can do the same amount of reps with both.
Then again you know more than me so just don't take advice from me or however the safeties are set. Btw I'll hit legs tomorrow with myguy so I really want to go past 107,5 kgs of weight on squats, but my knees feel like shit atm so I might focus on higher reps instead of weight. We'll see, but I kinda want to attempt 3pl8s if things are fine.
>>212077318>Autistix folx know what autistix folx like. I'm neurotypical.
>Ngl I kinda feel like watching some more episodes tonight, but I also want to spread it out over the coming days and do 3 sets of 5 reps (episodes).Well the series has 25 episodes so I guess 5 a day makes sense so every day you have the same number of episodes.
>We'll see, but I kinda want to attempt 3pl8s if things are fine.Do it.
Never heard a neuro-typical use the word neuro-typical.
Requesting BruneCHAD to drop the pic of Andalucia saying nigger just to prove my point.
>>212077624>I'm neurotypical.Sure you are, sister.
>25 episodes Nice, I remembered it having 20. Even better imho.
As for tranime, the protag being an adult while also being younger than me just feels weird. I'm always like "damn I wish I could be 20 again" whenever nigga is on the screen.
>>212072115isn't that pic from a really horny boomershooter?
seems familiar
>>212077858Bodied that FREAK.
>>212077722You heard me.
>>212077801>the protag being an adult while also being younger than me just feels weirdWasn't the protagonist 17?
>>212077858You edited the HTML to take this picture.
>>212077923Just want to simp her.
>>212077990I didn't.
>French police have detained 12 suspects after 145 people reported being pricked with syringes during the country's annual street music festival this weekend. Millions of people took to the streets across France on Saturday evening for the Fรชte de la Musique, with authorities reporting โunprecedented crowdsโ in Paris.
>>212078019Back off, heathen.
>>212077990>Wasn't the protagonist 17?You're right.
I just assumed he was 20 since he said something along the lines of "being an adult, moved away 2 years ago n shiet" so I just added 2 to 18 making it 20.
Honestly, 17 is even worse. So fucking over for boomers.
>>212077900No idea senpai.
Hello /med/ders, back from my incelrun, my performance was good but halfway through some blisters I had on my feet broke and I spent the latter half of my run honouring God with various epithets
>>212077990>yUo eDIteD tEh HTML tO TAke tHiS pIcTUreReally neuro-typical, uh.
>>212078395Today I had trouble with my uphill parts of my walk.
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>>212078547Anything I say you accuse me of being neurodivergent.
>>212078716Grim.
>>212078716Thing keeps getting worse
>>212078716did you use to post those on /fr/?
>>212078716Rice and chicken(?) served in white paint.
>>212078846No, I don't think so. I really started "cooking" after leaving /fr/.
But I know there is some people posting their meals there.
>>212078939Maybe this is the solution to your diet. Come live with me, no more mum's cooking, only Brune's slop.
>>212078716Absolutely grim.
>>212078754>I say you accuse me of being neurodivergent.Because you say things in a neurodivergent manner or however the pancrustacea are eaten.
funny pictures not allowed, this is a very serious board
>>212079023But I don't, since I'm neurotypical, that means I say things in a neurotypical way.
Btw did you guys know my mum is allergic to crustaceans?
>I svffer in Portugal
Feet not mentioned
>>212078966I asked because there was a nigga posting some really grim plates in there
>>212079112SAAAAR be respectful
>>212079138>Btw did you guys know my mum is allergic to crustaceans?
>>212079178I'd take her bragas off, if you can calculate the value of the electro-chemical reactions happening in my cerebrum right now.
>>212079021Kek. To be fair all I've eaten today was rice and chicken as well.
>>212079200Yeah I think I know which schizo you're talking about.
>>212079225I'm afraid I don't know what is Braga's.
>>212079138Is your mum neurodivergent too?
>>212079251Bragas means panties in Spanish.
>>212079298I don't think so.
>>212079112This is why I will never stop making fun of jeets.
>>212079138>But I don't, since I'm neurotypical, that means I say things in a neurotypical way.Could have not even said it in a more neurodivergent way even if you tried.
>allergic to crustaceansDamn that sucks. Out of all allergies it's probably food allergies that suck the most. I was diagnosed to be allergic to like 3 kinds of pollen, and cats, cows, and ducks when I was like 11-12. Even got prescribed meds. Did not take meds, did not stay away from pollen nor funimals. Then my symptoms disappeared. Of course a doctor would just prescribe meds that don't fix the issue instead of telling you how to fix the issue. Rawdogging shit is the GOAT, simple as. Doctors can't cope with not getting my shekels.
>>212079138>Btw did you guys know my mum is allergic to crustaceans?She will never know the joys of shrimps, lobsters, or crabs.
A cursed existence.
At some point I was supposed to cook with the /mena/ gf, would she have dumped me instantly after this?
>>212079570More for gatti.
>>212079603Had I been her I would have
>>212079264>McSborraLmao.
I think Iโve never shared my hometown before.
>>212079897Looks nice Portuchad
>Iran now malding at us
>Iranian ambassador on TV shitting and pissing himself about it
comical
still not our problem
>>212079897Jarvis, find the place, then ask the locals for a certain chadic individual.
>>212079930Who cares nigga
>>212079981the Iranians apparently
>it's a father don't remember a single thing you say episode
>>212079897i know where this is
Woah an asphalt road, such a modern concept.
>>212080201Portukid mentioned
>>212080145No you donโt.
>>212079897Looks beautiful, although that hedge needs replacing (some boomers need to start writing letters to the local government).
>>212080201Wtf are you feeding him, he's too big
Is it Portulady's milk?
>>212080291Thatโs where the whole nursery home was. Unfortunately itโs now a technical school for some thing because no kiddos.
>>212080296If it were up to him, thousands of chiggen tendies every day. Because itโs up to us, everything thatโs healthy (and some that donโt). He especially likes peanut butter, which I absolutely loathe.
>>212080058Iktf, but with my mother more than my father.
>>212080201holy fuark Portukid!
>>212080248yeah i lied
>>212080423peanut butter is good, Portukid's got good taste
>>212079897gajo gonna get DOXXED
>>212080423>nuggies and peanut butterdamn this nigga gonna Portugal Andalu-sama
>>212080446then you take an annoyed tone and they don't understand
>>212080201tell the lil fella to start mewing and to do SS + GOMAD for science
>>212079603Nah she would have laughed and helped you cook better.
>>212079897Beautiful place.
PN leadership race is getting more interesting.
>>212079603what is so complicated about cooking doe
>>212081125war bad but those planes do look cool af
>>212081081Well, the race technically has yet to start, but I didn't know what to label it as. "Process", perhaps.
>>212079603she would've cooked for u
>>212081137Unlike you and me Breizhtwunk, not everyone is naturally skilled at it.
>>212081158They are.
I'm also doing an evening woolk.
>>212081344>when some pixel of the sky die
>>212081189>BreizhtwunkI'm Breizhfat now
ate too much of my mama's food this weekend
>>212081364Looks nice.
>>212081393Breizhbear arc soon?
>>212081137I'm neuro-divergent o algo
>>212081534normietypicals can't cook tho
all they do is charge they phone n eat hot chip
>>212081431I still don't grow chest hair so idk
breizhwalled first I suppose
>>212081431I'm in one of those quiet spots inside the city that become completely dead at 9pm. Very cozy.
>>212081534I'm neurotypical and the main thing that stops me from becoming a better cook is gathering the hecking ingredients.
>>212081728va au marchรฉlle matin ou queq' chos'
>>212080596Heโs andaluzmaxxing.
>>212080937Wasnโt there one father that tried giving his young son HGH to see what happened and he grew huge?
>>212081137You need to give love to your dishes, thatโs the only way of making good food.
>>212081393Breizhfatfuck.
>>212080201Plot twist this is actually a 4 m tall portukid taking a picture of portudad, towering over his 180 cm king of manlets "heigth"
(the tree is a giant sequoia and the buildings are actually hangars)
>>212081987S-stop f-following me.
>>212082038Don't worry, he's probably too busy evading Padania's stofego
>>212081964grim
that's like an artificial Andre the giant
>>212081770Ouรฉ รงaspeut. J'ai toujours mes ingrรฉdients pref de base pour salades, quiches, poรชlรฉes, curry mais 0 inspi pour ce qui plus compliquรฉ.
feeling so tired but I need to work those dinosaurus biscuits out
wish me luck uncs
I really can't stand Africans
>>212082154Apparently, giving HGH to a person during puberty (13-17 years old) is perfectly safe and boosts height, frame and intelligence.
But you need to know doctors and be filthy rich.
Why are french people such weeks? I met this girl, she quite fine but lord have mercy she's such a massive koreaboo I get turned down
>>212082259Probably the most walking that they've ever done.
>>212082263Saw a bunch of them on my way back home. Strange.
>>212082259Kek, good luck buddy. Maybe a tad too hot to work out though.
>>212082295Well whatever you call rice + sauce o qualcosa
>>212082377Here's they're usually obese, smell awful and they're really loud.
>>212082338hrt looney troon talk
you WILL be a manlet if your genes will it and you WILL enjoy it
>>212082263some are a'aight
I've unchudded out ever since I left Brest
poverty and retarded education brings out the worst of people
crackas and niggas all alike
>>212082408it's cool enough now
I WILL get abs for july
>>212082408>rice + sauce o qualcosaKek
Arabs are lower than blacks
>>212082661Why racist? 8 out of 10 Africans I met I didn't like 'em. Am i supposed to stop having preferences?
>>212082153La vita del padano รจ semplice, nella sua ripienezza di dolore: alterna tra il clima artico generato dai colleghi ritardati che settano il clima a 16 gradi e l'asfalto sciolto che lo accompagna a casa, intrappolato nel traffico della tangenziale dove una negra ha tamponato il furgoncino del fruttivendolo turco
Che stofec
>>212082699parisghouls and youpins have caused all my problems thoughbeit
>>212065500ืืฉืจืื ืืืืืจืช
>>212083029>parisghouls and youpinsNta, what are those? Post some examples
>>212082457Smelly, yeah they tend to be, and loud as well, but I don't think I've ever seen an obese one.
>>212083269Man they're like some giant brown blobs. Honestly I could easily mistake them for Americans
>>212083356They could be.
>young niece talking how her legs are toned due to volleyball
>flex arm and show it to her
>feels like rock, god, how disgusting
>>212083476wtf i thought girls like that
>>212083396Nah surprisingly the only ones I saw/heard were white Americans or Chinese "Americans"
In Paris specially plenty of chink girls speaking with a Cali accent
Bed time.
>>212083568I see. Then maybe you got the fat ones and we didn't.
>>212083654Just shop at aldi or Lidl.
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>>212082997Descrizione commovente (sto sudando cosรฌ tanto che pare che pianga)
>>212083546we're living the age of twinks, hence
>>212082346it is the same shit here, women drooling for limp wristed Kims