Thread 212064342

internet edition

>>212064312
Anybody with British citizenship is British though

>>212064342 (OP)
why did you select such a boring image for the new?

>>212064342 (OP)
>yank suffers from bloating
well i never

>>212064383
>>212064395

Ohhhh ok

>>212064343
No one's watching the woke versions of classic film series or remakes. They've all bombed.

wow!

>>212064424
But the stat I gave you proves that lots of people did watch the last Bond movie. It didn't bomb at all, it was successful.

>>212064417
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>212064417
Leftypol considering this the next Nelson Mandela

just had sex with a woman

>>212064417
hate the game

just had sex with a bird

>>212064417
So presumably all the people he let in will be deported then?

where is the hungry man? I need to give him his sandwich

>>212064436
With Daniel Craig as bond. Replace him with a nigger, and the producers will have to rely on foreign ticket sales or outside funding to recoup loss.

which kyle are you

>>212064473
the government enforcing the law and listening to the public? loooool dream on

>>212064473
That’s racist

>>212064436
>facts
what have facts ever done for us m8 nothing that's what we've had enough of experts with their 'knowledge' and """"facts""""

glad i don't have tourettes

>>212064473
Contact your MP and ask them. You won't.

>>212064490
I hope they do have a black Bond because the seethe from people like you would be funny

Witnessing an epic meltie because an anonymous account on X said a fictional character might be black.

The John Cena scandal exposed how producers now rely more on the foreign market for profit than the American or British markets, knowing their poorly made films don't sell here anymore. China is the biggest film market for our McSlop cinema fare now.

>>212064543
i am completely outraged over this

>>212064536
I don't watch many new films. I won't watch the next Bond film regardless of who stars.

You can keep your Elden Rings and Cyberpunks
This is pure gaming

>80s and 90s
>women and black action heroes everywhere
>the best actor in the world (denzel) was black
>diverse casts everywhere
>blacks and latinas and asians were pushed as the hottest women around
and yet there was none of this anti-woke nonsense

do people still finger women?

someone fire a missile off like. getting bored here

Urgent message for /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQwYiPwkwbc

sick of oil prices going down

Technically he agrees with what I said, but he has to respond to the report. Lol atta lad.

>>212064654
i've just fired a brown missile out of my bum

Das ri

>>212064654
*fires a nuclear missile straight at your location*

raping my own arse

>>212064553
Because he knows it. 5th.

>>212064671
Get it done

Yanks truly have the best meltdowns lmao

>>212064697
*side steps it*

>>212064671
that's not what a warning means

>>212064651
I've never done it
t. virgin freak

>>212064697
lidl has started selling those, quite pricey though £5 each

>>212064711
HOWLING he's one of us!

>>212064651
last girl i fingered was 15 years old
i was 16 at the time
it's a bit childish if you ask me

>>212064715
He'll be getting something extra in his envelope this month.

>>212064651
I finger my gf, makes a nice change sometimes very easy to make a woman cum with your fingers

How did America send jets to go into Iran and bomb them and Iran didn’t shoot the jets down?

>>212064731
that's statutory rape lad

I was looking into the eyes of a hawk yesterday
he had beautiful brown eyes
he looked into my eyes
I saw wrentits building a nest in an owl's enclosure
the owl is named "ghost"
she was standing close she woke up and looked into my eyes and then closed her eyes again

Is the American accent closer to southern or northern UK accent?

>>212064755
No country in the world can detect a B2 bomber in their airspace, they’re goated

>>212064781
Doubt that it’s still a plane

>>212064768
Read that in this voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j9HAaOqliE

>>212064793
prove it incorrect then

>>212064642
Irish-American fingers posted this

>>212064776
there are various different american accents
which one do you mean?

>>212064776
Probably southern because I can't understand what a lot of northerners say. Danny Malin is hard to understand and he's a midlander.

>>212064793
What is it then lmao

>>212064794
>Video unavailable
>This video is not available
it's ok though because I know what he sounds like
and I think in a way it is similar to the voice I intended my post to be read in

bumble gf back on the cards so get in

>>212064766
it's legal here if you're within 2 years

>>212064642
Shup yank.

>>212064810
Go through the different American accents and tell me if they have more similarities with a northern or southern UK accent

>>212064826
I’m just saying think about it it’s still a plane. Do you really think for example a Russian one could fly over nyc and drop a bomb undetected? No, doesn’t make any sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrI94OIJ67M
What American accent is this?

how can you post in /brit/ when there is a genocide happening?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6fOkVj_llg&t=38s

>>212064876
No because Russia’s air force is dogshit lol

>>212064876
russians dont have b2s

>>212064890
>>212064893
How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast yesterday?

>>212064890
>>212064893
That’s not the point. I’m saying if they did

>>212064911
ah ok well thanks for providing an irrelevant hypothetical.

>>212064911
I’m sure Yank AA radars would be able to detect them.

Leftypol on watch.

>>212064932
So there you go. They aren’t undetectable thanks for proving my point

Which of these accents is closest to and farthest from an American accent?
(Short video of all the UK accents): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8mzWkuOxz8

>>212064933
"Conservative" means normies that don't actually think about politics

>>212064879
sounds central atlantic like maryland area (but not bmore)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esl_wOQDUeE

>>212064859
I guess some new england accents sound more southern like a boston accent for instance
and some southern accents I suppose like a georgia accent or east texas maybe
on the other hand people around the great lakes in places like illinois and michigan and wisconsin sound a little more west country
I don't know if anyone in america really sounds similar to any northern english accents... I don't think so

>>212064945
For every country except probably the US they are. I doubt even us or the Chinese could detect B2s

>>212064974
Fatherfucking time.

>>212064969
Wouldn't those be apolitical?

>>212064945
you think a military would design a weapon they couldnt detect?

>>212064907
i didnt have breakfast yesterday and i felt fine

>>212064970
The /brit/ experience

>>212064974
Omds think about what you are saying. ITS A PLANE. They are either detectable or they aren’t

>>212064879
I cheated and looked up the school CAPA and it's Philadelphia

Clean.

>>212064945
Who knows if they are or not, you're not a military expert are you

Anyway look how kino these planes are

>>212064963
Enjoyed this video

Shit.

Yeqh, the Jews, Sir.

>>212064996
It’s a plane mate
>>212065027
Looks shit

>>212064971
>I don't know if anyone in america really sounds similar to any northern english accents... I don't think so

To me, some of the vowel pronunciation in northern US/Canadian accents can sound a little northern
Like how Canadans stereotypically pronounce about as aboot is similar to northern English and Scottish

>>212064843
get it up her bumhole

>>212065027
they look great if you're 12 years old mate. grow up

>>212065083
you're doing this thing where you're trying to troll but you're just making people think you're retarded. that isnt trolling pal. try harder

>>212065041
He's good at accents

>>212065027
mad how these were decades ahead of their time and now the current planes arent
the reason? aerospace companies realised they can still get infinite money without needing to innovate, and ufo technology is getting rolled out in 10-20 years anyway so its pointless

Getting blacked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZDx2LI2jVA
Can't believe this is the shit children are watching

>>212065134
what are some genuine innovations of the last 20-30 years?

electric cars maybe?

>>212065113
Sure mate you know if you don’t know the answer to my questions you don’t have to respond right?

for me it's https://youtu.be/lFvzPWiTCS4

>>212065177
just give up mate. its not working

>>212065183
SOVL

>>212065172
LLMs, smartphones

>>212065174
why should immigrants get benefits? isnt the whole point that they will come and improve the country through working and supporting themselves?

>>212065183
There's no such thing as 'Elizabethan English'.
They spoke early Modern English during the reign of Queen Elizabeth.

>>212065188
Haha ok bud

>>212065183
>40% of the kids in the school are hispanic
Grim

>>212065228
final reminder because you do this a lot adam: making people think you're just a mong isnt trolling. keep that in mind for next time

It's a little embarrassing but I'm going to be a bit sad I'll never get to use 4chan ever again in a weeks time, I don't actually speak to anyone in real life and this is the only place I speak to anyone online

First for pakistani grooming gangs marauding the streets in metropolitan areas of england, prowling for underage baddiedem, salivating like rabid dogs>>212065239

>>212065257
LOL

>>212065160
My head.

>>212064651
fingering died in the 90s m8

want some of that hospital toast they are giving to tim

>>212065257
thats more than a little bit embarrassing. you should be deeply ashamed of yourself for being this pathetic. give your head a mighty wobble you fucking gimp

I reckon if I moved to the states and socialised there, my accent would change rapidly because I don't socialise much in England

>email scottish power
>they get back to me
>regards, some indian name
its so over

>>212065172
self cleaning bbcs

I've fingered my own bum hole if that counts

>>212065324
i lived there as a wee lad and got a full yank accent. lost it again sharpish when i moved home.

>>212065095
yes, that's due to scottish immigration to canada (nova scotia means new scotland remember)

>>212065083
>>212065109
You are philistines, B-2s look great

>>212065134
The USA is building a successor to the B-2, the B-21, which is presumably pretty advanced (pic related).

>>212065344
What part of the US was it? And what accent do you have now?

>>212065376
>Picture of a flag in an empty hangar
Wow. This is the power of the USA?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>>212065363
>email them to avoid speaking to a jeet
>jeet emails me anyway
>have to phone them about my issue, will probably be a jeet

>>212065328
>scottish power

>>212065376
white is probably not the best colour for a stealth bomber

>>212064859
yank accents are basically all irish mixed with westcountry and then allowed to develop for a hundred years or so

>>212065415
slamming my fists down on the desk stomping my feet pointing at the screen hooting and hollering in pure unfiltered joy and laughter screeching with tears in my eyes for someone else to hurry into the room and look at this amusing image

>>212064417
>imram mulla
Imagine Alfred The Great putting a guy called Sven in charge of the team to handle the Viking asylum seekers.

>>212064417
you dont say

>>212065376
its going to have better stealth and its bigger but its basically the same plane

>>212065431
I think it's grey

>>212065495
that's a kite mate. can see the string off the back of it

Oh look it's another thread where the english posters all talk about scotland non stop while complaining it's the other way around

>Your age
>Number of women fucked
>Number of women you came inside with no condom
Me: 31, 5, 2.

>>212065532
go away scotchman

>>212065532
There was one post about you m8

>>212065503
Would Scotland have nuclear bombs if they became independent? If no, why not? Why should England get to keep them all?

>>212065538
How many were brown

:)

check out these lines

>>212065580
1 English (Redhead), 2 French (White but dark hair), 1 Danish (Blonde), 1 Venezuelan (Brown)

>>212065588
It's your world today

>>212065538
30, 1 , 1

>>212065603
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh get pregnant

>>212065538
44, 0, 0

get the fleetwood mac on

>>212065610
No Irish women omds

>>212065466
Yeah but Vikings were invaders, immigrants are immigrants

>>212065603
Friendly reminder

>>212065651
One of the French was half Irish (Irish first name, French surname), and the English was of Irish descent.

just been radicalised by 4chan

Got an interview at 12 for a job which pays £5000 more than my current job. Wish me luck, boyos.

>>212065680
What happened lad?

>>212065562
Scotland actually don't want them in their territory as it is so no they would not have them and that would be their wish
The Scotch are not a people worth trying to understand

>>212065659
That's racist to Vikings.

>>212065487
fucking guffawing at "this nigga sweet as a sugar plum"
shall be using that in the future

>>212065700
No it's not. It's hsitrorically accurate. They actually sailed to settle and loot the isles. I am talking organised campaigns. In an era before the west started using gunpowder

>>212065619
<3

just waxed my crack. I am prepped and ready for WW3. Which one of you strong men is going to rape me

Unsubscribed to a twitch streamer because the mod was a passive aggressive twat. That'll show them!

>>212065538
23, 0, 0
aha

yeah

>>212065740
I speak english very well, am I eligible?

>>212065740
what a lovely group of pretty young ladies

hey everyone did you see the image i posted saying "sweet as a sugar plum"
i'll quote it yet again in a second alongside a bradleyimage so get in on this early

well I give him the sandwich even if he's not here
I'm not sure about this

>She thinks WW3 will spring out from some shithole raghead part of the world
Nobody, not even their own people will go to war for that lmao. Muslims? Doing anything but being disgusting leeches? LOL

>>212065740
far right has nice hair. Would cuddle and smooch and nuzzle and squeeze

>>212065751
Not as good as Thomas Cole.

>>212065674
where in turkey is this

>>212065740
thought these were heavy metal boys from the thumbnail

*donates money to a woman who sits in front of a camera playing games*
problem incels?

>>212065770
Tell them, not us. You're clearly not busy.

How much do you reckon someone should get paid to work in an Amazon warehouse, or to stack shelves, and other shit jobs like that?

suffering from mental health lately
very depressed and sleeping all day

Getting the daily dose of National Socialism.

sisterstein fuming because catberg keeps moseying into my smelly incel bedroom to sleep under my bed. if she wants to see him she'll have to run the risk of walking in on me having a wank in-between my herculean 12 hour CK3 sessions

>>212065822
$100

>>212065822
Should be a working wage and benefits like the ones you're on should be completely scrapped
So what if you die, no-one wants you alive anyway

>>212065828
haha same

>>212065822
leftypol looking down at his feet, shuffling around uneasily and muttering "£30 an hour" under his breath

>>212065840
Alri Anne Frank

>>212065828
get some sunshine
and vegetables (you need folate)

sisterstein, mumberg, dadwitz, brotherman
the family, as it were

>>212065884
Ever shag them up the arse?

>>212065840
when i was about 16, my sister and her friend walked in when i was wanking over some hentai

Dadstein, Mumberg etc are the most underrated /brit/ memes

the linkberg

lads,
ideal gf;big or small booba?

The big supermarkets all compete for labour by offering slightly above the state mandated minimum wage but at the same time their prices are going up and up constantly and the stores are having to operate on fewer and fewer staff.
It doesn't seem sustainable to me.

>>212065884
Brotherblatt you mong

>>212065889
need to get this rat thing pregnant

>>212065929
Nice medium tits

you're my mummy and you shall do as I say

>>212064859
Northern England and Southern America have a lot of similarities. Strong recognisable accents, obsession with their part of the country, largely working class, etc.

Who are we as human beings if we ignore the suffering of others?

>>212065941
that's RIVET you fuck

>>212065900
It's a staple, we have it for granted (and I use the first plural because I am the best poster of /brit/, your kingberg if you will). Rorke, being stupid and emotionally stunted, thinks it perpetuates the hate against jews, while the lefties (me) consider it for what it actually is, a deconstruction of the prejudice.

wonder if AI can stack shelves

>>212065828
Join the club. I suggest a vegemite sandwich

>>212065975
It's completely normal ignore and/or not care about the suffering of people you don't know

>>212066000
Che cked. It can, so you BETTER WORK HARDER AND NOT COMPLAIN YOU LAZY SOD.

you need a gf you can just sit in silence with

>>212065998
>>212065998
shut up you ugly irish bastard

might get the nob out in a bit

Coldplay are fab

IM COMING BACK WIT DA BLOST

>>212066023
will never happen. Women don't love deeply enough and the rare ones that do are usually mentally ill. I love with my full heart but every girl ive beenw ith seems to always want to leave :(

I think I'm clingy but I just love them and it breaks my heart when they leave

got puke porn on

The Brothers Dadstein

>>212066063
A kiwi milf fingered me once.

>>212066076
in your ass?

one time my female flatmate at uni got in my bed for a bit and then afterwards the bed smelled nice. and she also borrowed my hoodie and when she gave it back it smelled nice.

>>212065976
ew they're a woman

>>212066087
No, my nose

>>212066090
corr

>>212066100
Thats... odd

Not looking good lads
Our team at work is on the chopping block and the voluntary redundancy offer is fucking dogshit

>>212066131
sell apples

>>212066131
ai taking over?

>>212066090
What's his name mate

>>212066136
core
>>212066142
no

this is literally brotherinlawbergs wardrobe

>>212066144
whose name

I woke up and I feel like shit

>>212066191
got a bit of money has he?

>>212066228
go jump in the nearest lake immediately
surely there are many in ruskiland

Helen Mirren says she feels “sad” that Kurt Cobain is no longer alive because he never got the chance to experience GPS and its “magical” functionality.

“I always say, it’s so sad that Kurt Cobain died when he did, because he never saw GPS,” Mirren said. “GPS is the most wonderful thing, to watch my little blue spot walking down the street. I just find it completely magical and unbelievable.”

>>212066280
Fair play it is fucking good

that lily lou looks a right state

>>212065897
Did you shag your sister's friend?

my hair is overreacting to the wind

Iran is saying the UK is to blame for the ceasefire failing

>>212066376
no mate she was only 12

>>212066409
its so bizarre that world leaders are tweeting these days. I know its been like a decade now but it still gives me such a dystopian feeling

>>212066409
me to catberg when he threatens to topple a bottle

nth for the gyaldem

The shut-in will now spam photos of the pornstar for the next 18 hours
No-one cares mate

>>212066412
Perfidious Albion

>>212066453
>>212065845
Vile little angrymong

do not drop those bombs or you'll get a smacked bottom

>>212066374
little red riding dood

Iran is saying the UK is to blame for the Ayatollah stubbing his toe this morning

Roland Crump

dropping bombs on your mums
fuck car alarms

i'm gonna eat all my vegables

vegeta, what does the scouter say about his slut level

>>212066549
you going to dip them in HFCS?

lots of oriental women about. maybe there's a massage parlour nearby.

>>212066416
That's fair enough then

who's at fault here?

sorry guys i cut my workout short. Energy just wasnt there.

>>212066566
i love you most of all my favorite veggie table

Murderbot any good?

>>212066596
Could always wander outside and see instead of just peering out from behind your curtains

>>212066596
me love you long time

>>212066616
bastard cunt recruiters

>>212066616
the free market

>>212066617
no worries king, rest and regroup and you'll smash it next time

>>212066620
Yeah it's fab

>>212066643
thanks lad. Needed this today x

>>212066616
>someone getting a job is a news story now
couldn't be me

>>212066617
it happens

https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/MgwB7bMhmjLm_8p0W6xJUg/
Incelboy loves his shit image

Time for a radish sandwich I think

archivenonce trawling the archive for things to get angry about

>nooo don't hold me to account 4chan is my entire identity-
Get roping incelboy

>>212066713
Have a day off angrymomg

>>212064342 (OP)
debloated my router de lads

turn those bummers around

>>212066780
any progress on debloating your virginity?

hate when i come to /brit/ with an urgent post to make but it's near 310 so i have to wait for the new

>>212066797
ooooh done him

>>212066800
post it twice we'll just ignore it both times

>>212066777
SEETHING because I exposed you're pathetric spamming HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>212066800
poo

>>212064417
>mulla
k2o ki maa, behen , betiyo aur bakriyo ki chut chaat leni chahiye

>>212066821
>>212066821
>>212066821

sir bottom sniffer

hell you can come over to my house and fuck my sister

Why would a dark brown woman say "up the tories" to me as an opening line?

>>212066780
You don't need that much bandwidth unless you live with many people who are streaming HD video at the same time. Or if you're frequently uploading big files to the internet.