love language edish

poo smells lmao

shaking my shit in greggs

think of the iconic first zombie scene from the first resident evil but instead of the zombie having blood around around it's mouth it is poo and it is emma yank and he is eating emma watson's bum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgr1zoSB9dM

rorke flummoxed

>>212070947

sucking a covfefe

typa shi i been on

>>212071004
ayy lmao

hello friends

>>212071028
vile creatures

>>212071028
how do people live like that

>>212071058
sup

>>212071059
Past.

>>212071028
If it helps them get by, what's the deal?

>>212071058
hello lad, how are you today, up to much?

>>212070947

Sorry.

rorke as it were

>>212071125
>greys outbreed and hire only other greys

ive got eyes that can see through your lies

I'm a little dalit

>>212071145
Sriram Krishnan works for Trump but doesn't even live in America and admits he can't code

mental how we sent a bunch of convicts to the other side of the planet and then they became a country in their own right

>>212071058
alright mate

>>212071077
NEED cute mushroom gf

>At a girls house on a date
>She goes to the bathroom
>Ass felt itchy so I wiped it with the curtain
>Stained the curtain with brown and smell
>Think i'll get away with it because of the fragrant spaghetti Bolognese we're cooking
>Her dog takes an interest in it
still got away with it, girls are so dumb

>>212071095
i'm off work and i have literally nothing to do and i feel very listless
i'd be a shit neet

>>212071254
yeah and killed all the aboriginals for no reason

>>212071254
they sent commanders and capitalists too mate

>>212071309
That’s what it’s like being a neet all the time bro

>All the aboriginals
If only.

mad how my haircut only looks good for a few days

>>212070937
>>212070937

based, hate tattoos me

Unironically how do I get a job, where do I look for one and so on

steam sale friday

>>212071310
>killed all the aboriginals for no reason
>for no reason
they begging to be put out of their misery

Standing in the shower and daydreaming of situations on the day I become jacked and successful and reject those who once disrespected me

>>212071382
based

need to upskill to get a job in the £75000+ range

>>212071384
upload your cv to job sites, a recruiter rings you and sets up an interview then you get a job

>>212071384
you've got to be extremely lucky, its literally all serendipity
just keep firing out those cvs and eventually, you will land one

>>212071402
bit racist innit? I met some cool aboriginals and I think their culture is pretty interesting

>>212071349
>>212071402
>falling for Australian propaganda
Mongs

A midsummer night's cream.

A Mid-bummer’s Night Dream

>>212071507
Shit

>>212071382
mad how this is what we all do mentally when we see women

Can we please send these "Britons" back???

A Midcoommer's night coom

>>212071530
No, approve?

>>212071507
racist trollop
saving this to masturbate to later which is all she wants

Daphne Rosen, Mz Berlin, Trina Michaels, Lisa Lipps, Bella Rossi, Dee Williams, Ava Devine, Katie Kox, Madison Scott, Carly Parker

List of countries I hate:
>Israel
>USA
>Every Islamic nation

back from the shop
i saw the mean posts
shame on you

>>212071530
>We love Israel
>GET ME OUT OF HERE AAAAHHH
>We love Israel

>>212071355
that's not mad be quiet

>>212071551
in the jungle the mighty jungle a coomer cooms tonight

>>212071530
God bless the chosen people

>>212071586
>Every Islamic nation
dont be so hard on yourself lad

>The National Security Strategy, published today, states the UK must prepare for the potential of a "wartime scenario" in the "UK homeland" for the first time in many years
What would you consider the "UK homeland"

>>212071586
>islamic nations
>no India mention
Hm I wonder what this poster smells like

>>212071507
seen her bobs and vagene

>>212071620
my smelly childhood bedroom

we're seeing the highest levels of lush seen for years...

>>212071620
I genuine don't feel anything towards my country or feel like this place is home for me, maybe I once did, but not now

>>212071620
england

>>212071090
You underestimate how bitter people on this website are.

Jannys only gone and given me a month long ban because my post contained 'banned text' whatever that means. Fucking pillock.

>>212071586
you said USA three times lol
(am i cool now, lads?)

>>212071530
Keekkkkk this is him

Never turn my phone on flight mode during take off or landing
Plane crash means no toil and you sometimes get a bit of a signal

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU8P0Ufwpl8

>>212071673
Ak-47.

>>212071673

mad that most people here found this site after 2020

>The rites and habits associated with ‘midsummer’ clustered around a number of dates in Shakespeare’s time. The June solstice occurs on a day between the 20 and 22 June, but ‘Midsummer Day’ was fixed in the calendar as 24 June (also known as St John’s Day). Midsummer was one of the most popular and keenly-observed festivals throughout the early modern period. Rural communities marked it with Morris dancing, processions, late-night drinking, the blessing of crops and the ritual banishment of devils and other unwelcome sprites – precisely the sort of pagan-originating, Catholic-saint-encompassing mishmash that Protestant reformers despised.

happy midsummer

>>212071643
howling
i wonder what would actually happen
30% of the country are leftist cretins who hate this country more than anything and would instantly giv eup/actively sabotage it
another 30% of the country are rightist cretins who think there's nothing worth defending and instantly give up/actively sabotage it
reminaing 30% of centrist cretins who will do anything gchq tell them to do will try and fight against rest of country and the invaders at the same time
another 10% doing fuck knows what probably just flying away

>ask anyone who comes here from abroad, UK heat hits different
LMAO

>>212071712
I knew about it from reddit but now idk how to use reddit

>>212071713
>precisely the sort of pagan-originating, Catholic-saint-encompassing mishmash that Protestant reformers despised.
Doubt anyone really gave a fuck

>>212071730
Dey really be believing ts

>>212071620
theyre probably talking about remotely piloted drones launched out of trucks which could absolutely happen in any part of the country

ive been on 4chan since 2006 which is longer than some of you have been alive

>>212071707
the gin has gotten to you

>>212071712
been here since 2009

>>212071707
Can't believe I have to share an island with such people

my mate is really fat and I want to help him lose weight I've told him just to walk for 30 minutes a day to start but he won't he says he'll buy a bike and cycle instead but he won't buy a bike either because he says he hasn't got the cash for it yet

>>212071730
Was in Zurich a week ago, 32 degrees and it was annoying, but bearable
Then in Britain a few days, 28 on Friday and I was miserable
Back here it's 30 and not too bad

>>212071707
I can't offer my full thoughts on this because politics outside of /pol/ is not allowed

So I'll just say, that's an interesting video

How did they know how long years were back in the old times

can hear police sirens

>>212071608
i been on some them buses

>>212071802
Sorry.

>>212071802
just counted the days i reckon

>>212071802
stars and seasons and that innit

im so tired of waging bros
all amerilards care about is productivity
i want to retire in some remote scottish highland shithole and just live out my days making bootleg hooch

Past.

>>212071713
intredasting

>>212071849
come to england marry a trans girl

>>212071802
>get some wood
>cut a small hole in it
>match the hole to the position of the sun
>leave the wood in a fixed place
>next time the suns fits perfectly through the hole, it is a new year
Simple as. Irrefutable

>>212071757
the person who said it also thinks she's "autistic" so I'm not surprised
>loud noises bother me! I don't like spicy food! I don't like itchy sweaters! you don't get it I HAVE AUTISM
lol yes wow that's fascinating you're so special and interesting and ~neurodivergent~

Passify and classify Russian young man?

>>212071833
they know

>>212071881
>>212071818

>>212071652
janny should be killed

When?

when last did the egyptian get a you

I fucking hate them. I hate them so much. I want them all gone. All out. I don't want to be hateful, to be racist, but they really are as a whole just insufferable and awful people.
Obviously I'm not talking about any particular group of people because that could be ban worthy. I'm just saying.
I used to not care. To not have any issues with them, but it's just endless bitching, starting shit, lying, playing the victim, oh my days GIVE IT A REST.
Surely there's some distant, isolated Antarctic islands where they can't possibly bother anyone else they can be sent to.
I just can't take hearing about them any more.

>>212071781
Can I feel your muscles la?

fuck off, blogging, bastard yanks

Fuck gypsys , flashing cash from crime in Pingo Doce cafe that most Portuguese people don’t even have

>>212071925
ktim

>>212071925
You want THIS out?

Mad how peng a song is just cos it's in minor key, shame a nonce made it so I can't share it here with you lads

don't talk to women
don't make eye contact with women

Keisha tapping and scratching her wig
Timmy thinks it's her real hair

>indirect seethe reply

>>212071967
we used to get along

dangerous day to be a pint of madri

>>212071967
Yes , fuck em

Mental to think that people used to be able to ride around on dinosaurs.
Makes sense how they got from Africa to the Americans when they could do that.

>>212071802
Turn of the seasons and the angle of the sun at particular times of the day
But they weren't completely on top of the whole 365.25 days thing and kept fucking around with adding days and that so Pope Gregorius had to fix it

>>212071925
very low qi post

>>212071530
YID ARMY

>>212071967
she looks proper filth

>>212072019
dinosaurs are made up bollocks like trans and space

>>212071925
Bet you'll end up marrying an East Asian lol Timmy

Mrs is doing spaghetti bolognese for our tea isn't she x

You are my only friends

I don't believe in dinosaurs

>>212071925
The White English.

>>212072023
>very low qi post

sipping on a cold rince cochon
say what you want about the belgians
yea say what you want, they're dickheads

>>212071967
Always thought you have bad taste in women

>>212072050
alri newton

>>212072023

>>212072005
https://voca.ro/1jzLeKZm25NY

beta orbiters

>>212072058
many such cases here. bunch of fucking sad acts in this place.

>>212071967
bit sale for a desert person

>>212072057
bit late to start cooking a bolognese if you want to eat it tonight
she should have made it yesterday

getting AI to write the scripts for my social media videos
i still do all the editing though

>>212072090
you have changed

I'm making £52k (above market average) in my current role and just got forwarded a job ad in fucking Ireland for a role one step more junior than mine and they're offering €88k (£75k).

>>212072109
Why's that mate?

>>212072101
Why can’t you be nice for once?

>>212072090
disgusting american accent. I'm disappointed, I was excited to hear some black truth

Rorke defrosting the fucking cow to make spag bol

Ok.

>>212072138
The apes are getting too advanced

>>212072109
The fuck!

>>212072138
blog on snorelord

>>212072138
get innnnn

>>212072138
living in Britain is an elaborate humiliation ritual

waifu/shiela

>>212072147
a bolognese from scratch needs to be cooked for at least two hours, not counting prep time, and also it will taste 10x better if you leave it a day or two before eating it

https://voca.ro/18AT3TQqX1O1
Ok?

>>212072153
cant give you a smack around the head to knock some sense into you so hopefully written abuse will do it. sort your life out

I've applied for over 300 jobs and I'm still unemployed
Think I'll just give up and become a permanently unemployed junkie dosser

British Kino

>>212072157
lel, wait til you see him sing in a choir

>>212072226
Good fuck.

>>212072222
u got done

>>212072157
bloody newcunts

>>212072226
that dr christian guy is a paedophile btw

she sells sea shells on the gay porn

>>212072226
If that’s super skinny then im a holocaust survivor

>>212072226
I'd motorboat them tiddies
leftmost ofc

>>212072254
dont remember that in the news

I am not a paedophile btw, just in case anyone was wondering.

Leftypol's heroes:

>Marx
>Orwell
>Sartre
>Foucault
>Benn
>Corbyn
>Godel

Rorke's heroes:

>asmongold
>Candace Owens
>Katie Hopkins
>JK Rowling
>Charlie Kirk
>Diego
>Boris Johnson
>Graham Linehan
>Joe Rogan

Need I say anymore?

>>212072226
so do they make them fight or shag or something?

Sorry.

>>212072222
kek tim but I can't afford to live on my own while 100% on bennies so I'm at a crossroads in my life x

got bamboozled the other day, bought spanish shit cherry tomatoes, didn't pay attention
now i'm snacking on french, local ones
full of juice, flavourful
we just do it better

>>212072254
its a crime to make false accusations lad. You might want to delete this before we revoke your british privileges

>>212072293
Foucault the paedophile apologist, leftypol's ideological idol.

>>212072202
It will be cooked for at least two hours, we eat at 7 or 8. Are you some underclass runt who eats at 5? And of course it's better the next day that goes without saying.

>During the COVID-19 pandemic, Jessen sparked criticism for comments, saying that Italian COVID-19 countermeasures were an "excuse for a long siesta". He also commented on the severity of the pandemic, regarding it only as a case of bad cold and scaremongering by the media.[20]
screaming

How bad for you really is a couple pints of beer?

Clothes.

>>212072138
lol and they say that ireland's gdp per capita all comes from the few rich ceos or whatever

>>212072305
why are britons obsessed with ending sentences with x
x
are you giving me smooches?

>>212072329
sartre was also a peado and a nazi collaborator

Mental how white kiwis have been cucked into calling everything by the Maori names
Listen to any young white kiwi speak and they'll say Aotearoa instead of New Zealand

>>212072318
there's nothing wrong with being attracted to children. he could have been convicted of tax evasion for all we know

>>212072331
ok lad give her a shag from me will ya

>>212072295
They make them switch diets with each other so the fatties go mental and the anorexics get stomach pain. They also fly the fat one to America to meet the obese monsters over there

>>212072061
There are fossils of dinosaurs though. Explain that.

>>212072349
Diego giving him a round of applause at his smelly can-strewn desk reading this

>>212072367
NOOOOOO don't call your nation by its original name ahhhhhh call it new zealand after a small island in the netherlands called zeeland.

ريح بقي

>>212072407
show some respect, brown shit

>>212072376
certainly will big fella

wish I had no responsibilities

>>212072407
Based Aotearoan

>hamas starts war
>loses war
>leftypol calls it genocide

maaaaaaaaaaaaaate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8lHZJqKPpA

The Jews!

>>212072388
how do you know they're fossils of dinosaurs? some bloke in a white coat told you?
grow up mate

ive been learning more about maori culture lately. Pretty cool. Idk why people on 4chan are upset by it

>>212072450
leftypol is just anti-white

>>212071254
mental their entire economy is just selling rocks and it slaughters ours

Truth nuke?

Nowt wrong with a coupla beers on a schoolnight

>>212072367
>white kiwis have been cucked
you lot really are obsessed with this shit aren't you

>>212072293
diego is literally smarter than all of them except foucault

>>212072407
what did the natives who the Maori genocided call it?

>>212072483
are you the frog with the deadbeat dad who never taught him to swim?

>>212072450
You're Jewish

joyless /pol/ mongs

>>212072522
he was no deadbeat

favourite fruit juice, lads? reckon it's apple for me

>>212072505
diego thinks the vaccine was a plot to depopulate the planet and that god made the universe in seven days he's MASSIVELY thick mate

leftypol be like grr i hate the only liberal democracy in the middle east. instead we should be supporting islamic theocratic fundamentalists who despite leftist values.

>>212072546
Orange juice mogs apple

>>212072520
The Maori were the first humans to settle New Zealand in the 14th Century.

>>212072558
source to diego saying either of those things

funky pilot funky funky

>>212072546
>>212072563
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

just wish I was there

>>212072544
spawned a deadbeat

>>212072544
not teaching your child to swim is abuse desu

you're all being very micreative todday

>>212072560
do you never get tired of making people up and pwning them

>>212072598
yea...

>>212072595
They don't look posh. Look very much like coked up deano mongs who let their big day out at the racing go to their heads.

>>212072595
>posh lads
Deano isn't posh

>>212072583
desuarchive.org

why is bell bearing hunter such a tank

>>212072573
FALSE. The Moriori were there before you colonisers, but you massacred them.

>>212072632
just put your text in and nothing came up for diego

>>212072616
no

>They don't look posh.

Get the tunes on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg

>>212072546
wine

Kill everyone with over 5 million pounds and redistribute their wealth. Simple.

got the anal training buttplug in

>>212072652
skill issue

Leftypols religious cult believe themselves to be sinners (all white people are racist according to them) and that's why they're being invaded by brown hordes.

youre all being very MISCREATIVE i meant haha

>>212072698
5 million pounds? how fat are people in the uk?

>>212072738
Extremely fat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phKPb5-WyF8

>>212072722
yeah maybe, can you think direct thx

>However, that’s not true. If an average American works 1,801 hours per year, or 37.5 hours per week, the average workload of an adult male peasant in 13th-century England was approximately 1,620 hours a year, historians say.

>Of course, the usual working day in the Middle Ages went from dawn to dusk. But the workers had many breaks. Besides the time for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, there was a time for an afternoon nap. There were also midmorning and midafternoon refreshment breaks.

>Moreover, the calendar included plenty of religious feasts that were an occasion to rest. Family celebrations, such as weddings, wakes, and births, often also meant a week off work. The total rest time in medieval England took up probably about one-third of the year.

we toil more than medieval peasants

>>212072726
Leftypol hate their own people and countries and Israel. Total turncoats

I reckon if we all met up to beat each other off I'd beat off every single one of you

>>212072520
its weird how the one thing that people learn about maori is that... convenient innit?
Afaik they didn't have a name for Aotearoa, they lived on Chatham islands (they were an offshoot of Maori from the mainland), they called chatham island Rēkohu. They were also already dwindling as a population from british sailors taking all their food sources like seals and crayfish. It was two Maori iwi (tribes) who went to Rēkohu, they were fleeing a land war in Taranaki where the British took their land so they had nowhere to go, the British sailors told them of the moriori and encouraged them to take their land and reported it widely in the UK to quell growing respect for the Maori and to justify further land confiscations. Interestingly once the two Iwi did their terrible deeds with the Moriori, the two Iwi ended up fighting each other for land and built huge multistory structures during battles. The remains of an original Moriori boat was found recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cntDYfRNUw

I know none of you probably earnestly care about history but I find this interesting

>>212072770
We?

Didn't axe white boy

Jeremy Clarkson said vegans should be shot. Nothing happens.
The Tory's biggest donor said all back women should be shot. Nothing happens.
But suggest it's legitimate to resist being genocided and you're a terrorist.
Mental...

>>212072775
corrr corrrr

>>212072661
Not a tarq. They're clearly wearing underclass clobber like skinny fit suits from Next.

>>212072785
Interesting, another crime that the white english will be punished for

I get punshed.

>>212072805
boo hoo nigga

>>212072649
just stay close to him and dodge

>>212072852
Go back to Israel if you want to defend it so much

>>212072831
*splatters your head with a single punch*

>>212072651
no, thats a common misconception, moriori were not on Aotearoa before Maori, if they arrived separately which is possible i guess, there is no evidence of it being before Maori, the main consensus is that they were Maori from the South Island and the Pacifism was a newish development in their culture following a war amongst themselves

just worked out
veins in my arms popping
time to hop on grindr and find a twink to dominate

>>212072805
Don't recall Clarkson destroying millions of pounds worth of military hardware or blocking elected politicians from doing their job or assaulting police officers etc etc you get the idea

>>212072865
go back to pakistan

>>212072759
deeelish

>>212072876
...manchester?

av ad it

I'm a Gen Z (23) and my brother is a Gen Alpha (13) and even in that relatively short time gap education seems to have devolved so much. When he has friends over they literally just sit on their ipads doing stuff indendently and hardly talking, 70% of his class are on the autism spectrum and he doesn't go to a special school, half of them are trans or asexual or some weird shit like that, none of them know how to do ANYTHING like my brother can't use a computer, a microwave, an oven, he isn't good at videogames. It's a disGRACE! we're honestly cooked as a society lads

>>212072886
I'm white. My ancestors have lived on this island since pre-history. You're Jewish.
Never speak to me again. Go fuck off to Israel and get killed by an Iranian missile already.

Sneed

>>212072478
So all the archaeologists are lying are they? And all the skeletons at the Natural History Museum are fake? Even though those skeletons bear a lot of similarities to skeletons you can see from recently dead animals?

Also, evolution just makes sense doesn't it. New genes emerge through mutation, and some of those genes aid reproduction. Those genes spread, while genes that hinder reproduction die out. Repeated mutation and survival of the fittest results in organisms changing: evolution.

So it makes sense that some species (such as dinosaurs) have died out throughout history. Like the dodo too.

>>212072923
>he isn't good at videogames.

>>212072936
*speaks to you again*

>>212072923
leftypol wanted this

cant believe you typed all that out you fucking idiot

>>212072923
sister's a teacher and lines up with what she's told me
and on top of navigating all that, a handful of the students speak little to no English

>>212072923
also forgot to mention:

>90% of learning is done on an ipad at his school, they don't even handwrite stuff anymore
>they have "leaderboards" on the online learning platform the school uses like in a game
>kids just openly disrespect the teacher and even offer them out for fights and some of them sexually assault female teachers
>most of them vape
>they believe shit people like andrew tate say
>they do all their homework with chatgpt and ask it incredibly basic questions, like what is pi or what is the area of a cuboid with X height and Y length

New Allah update: Gay sex is now permissable in Islam.

If you asked rorke a week ago Italians, Spaniards, and people in the Middle East were all brown but now he's trying to claim Iranians are white?

I get knocked.

>>212073000
wtf i'm muslim now

>>212072923
Why aren’t you doing anything to help them then? You’re just on your screen talking to your internet friends, at least he has some in person

>>212072988
>speak little to no English
and we will be paying for these mongs through tax

13 year old boys

>evolution just makes sense doesn't it
the most rigorous evolutionist

>>212072988
it's not even immigration that is the problem in my area as the school is still probably 80% plus white but yeah it's shocking. no idea how people can be teachers nowadays especially at secondary level we are so cooked
>>212073024
I try to help my brother but he's not interested he just wants to play shit on his ipad, he literally uses it even at the dinner table. possibly a parenting issue but me and my older sister both turned out fine and normal

>>212073044
well, it does

LOL I was just baiting before when I implied Diego was a creationist I didn't know he actually was ahahaha

>we are so cooked

>>212073044
Surely evolution logically follows from genetic mutation. And if you don't believe in genetic mutation, how else do you explain differences between organisms, or even just between different humans?

>>212072938
>And all the skeletons at the Natural History Museum are fake?
Yeah they literally are mate, they're plaster casts and 90% of the skeletons are based on extrapolation and hypothesis from the few fossilised bones that have been found.

>>212073096
every christian is a creationist tho?

da debil made dinosaurs to make me feel lust and to distract me from jebus

mumberg works in a school and apparently it's hell, the kids attack staff and whatnot, they all claim to be trannys as well and we don't even have many wogs here

>>212073096
it's shit like this that makes me think he's black or Indian or something, nonwhite Christians are usually this way

>>212073103
>if i double down on begging the question it will be logically coherent this time
no

Sorry.

Now

>>212073055

um /brit/ what is the area of a cuboid with X height and Y length?

>>212073123
>and we don't even have many wogs here
kind of shits on my narrative, bud

>>212073156
Impossible to say

>>212073156
firstly, what's a cuboid?