Thread 212090007

Nobody was making a new one edish
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NO rude posts sub-edition

can't shit

>>212090046
Damn

terrible edition

trans pride sub-edition

>>212090053
Oh yeah?

>>212090046
too much ass

Gave Jason PTSD version

>>212090067
Yeah

>>212090080
Shut up Seamus

>>212090082
Nigga wants a thread with butterfies and rainbows

>>212090104
I want a thread between your mothers asscheeks lined with candy I can eat off of it

spinster would've made a cute new and it would've brightened my day and we would've had a fun conversation about each other's day

>>212090121
No one gives a fuck about jason's troon persona shut the FUCK up

Too crazy for Boy's Town, and too much of a boy for Crazy Town.

lmfao

>>212090158
remember 2016

>>212090158
Can't even believe Cuomo made it that far

How do I go from incel to innovator

>>212090158
This will mark the end of WOP domination of NYC now it is the time for saars

Going for an incelwalk listening to Jimi Hendrix

thirst trapping women with my hands on omegle

Me and the gee eff

>>212090217
People like this is why the EU is useless when it comes to war

>>212090121
that dumb bitch cut her wrists open in the bathtub and was not found for days

we goon seshing tonight or naw

>>212090046
Women need to be aware an unnatural ass shape like this is not attractive.

>>212090236
Did she leave us tapes like in 13 Reasons Why?

>>212090243
Hell yeah

>coworker brags about fucking hookers every weekend
How does post-nut clarity not destroy these niggas? Its not like we're ballin' as laborers anyway.

>>212090275
the average american golem lacks the self-awareness necessary for post-nut clarity

Girl I liked whomst I thought was innocent posted a video of her new tattoo today and now she’s RUINED

>>212090243
the long goon

>>212090275
This is how I feel about fk. It's literally been 15 years

you need to find a wife and settle down. you don't want to be the old guy who goes to the strip club

>>212090275
nothing wrong with paying for it, but bragging about it is embarrassing, you wouldn't brag about getting a good deal on eggs at the store would you? That's what he should be ashamed of, especially bragging to people bringing home the same amount of money as him, people who more than likely are spending and saving that money more responsibly/reasonably

why are modern men such pussys

>>212090372
>written by a woman
not even gonna consider taking this seriously

>>212090372
We live in too much luxury

Call 516-922-9463

Fun fact: if you post the batman bin suparman image janny will ban you for doxxing

>>212090392
No one picked up

>>212090370
I’m not marrying an American girl. That’s a recipe for disaster.
>>212090372
We don’t want something that is given to other men freely. Would you accept damaged eggs at the grocery store? Not hard to understand.

>>212090408
Didn't spinster get banned that way

>>212090426
got eggs on the brain?

>>212090392
It's no 8675309
Doesn't really have the rhythm to it

I want to marry a Cubana

I WILL TAKE YOU OUTSIDE AND FUCK YOU IN THE STREET

>>212090451
he isn't me

>>212090463
No you don't

explosivate my bussy zaddy

>>212090372
>onlyfans gf
If she were cool, sexy, and bought me stuff with that money then I'd let it slide for a while.

UWS kikes, Bronx niggers, and Staten Island wops vs everyone else

>>212090483
Yes I do

>>212090463
I'd love a Dominican gf

Every single guy that's in shape on the 'tok just says shit like all you need to do is pull-ups like how do you have abs bitch?

>>212090529
L sits on the pullup bar

All I look forward to is drinking when I get home from work
Alcohol is the only thing keeping me going

>>212090523
So a black latina gf

>>212090372
The overlap between men who would want to date an OF whore and the men who they want to date is so small it might as well be non existent.

>>212090529
It really is as simple as push ups, pull ups, and cardio if your diet's on point
Abs are just about being lean enough

CHRIST IS KING amairite guys??? I am a circumcised goy but CHRIST IS KING AM BASED AND TRAD!!!!

>>212090578
it's against /int/ etiquette to post selfies

>>212090594
she's ragebaiting because no (you)'s

>>212090578
I look like that and say that.

Hilarious how the underclass blacks and the upper class kikes are voting for an italian rapist. Black people in NYC are literally retarded

>>212090629
>In NYC

caught up on fishtanklive recaps

>>212090629
Rape is illegal, but can you prove it is morally wrong?

>>212090640
He's right. they're especially loud and retarded over there for some reason

>>212090629
The whole #metoo movement was so performative lmaoo like no one cares anymore

>>212090673
t. rapist wop

>>212090629
Who's the Republican candidate for NYC?

Remember when they had TV commercials that told you to stop watching so much TV?

scratched my butthole so now I have to be careful about how I hold my phone until I wash my hands

>>212090696
what the fuck is a TV?

>>212090698
Sniff those fingers

>>212090046
BBL.

>>212090696
Yes and Nickelodeon had a whole day dedicated to going outside and play

>>212090696
LOL

sup guys

>>212090729
Lol

>>212090729
>Male feminist is a nonce
Many such cases.

>>212090729
Wasn't this one outed as a sex pest like 4 years ago?

>>212090720
Yes sir

>>212090275
Not everyone feels guilt for nutting.

>>212090729
that guys fuck tons of blvck kween puss

Hey my name is Gilaberto Rodrigeiro and I was deported lol

>>212090734
based

Y’all couldn’t get me to nut even if you tried

>>212090578
Don't worry, someone will post the tweet from the liar who says that he's the highest IQ.

>>212090372
>why men aren't interested in whores

>>212090782
>implying men don't love whores

>>212090801
They're for the streets. You don't try to keep them in your home.

>>212090696
I'm just a tv YOU'RE THE SMART ONE

>>212090776
I can't, but he can

>>212090836
Happy Pride Month

I'll gladly pay higher taxes if it means seeing a bunch of obnoxious kikes cry about a muslim mayor for the next 4 years. NYC kikes spent the last two year whining about antisemitism and crying whenever people ask them to stop funding genocide. Literally go live in fucking Israel if you care so much you retarded faggots.

>>212090801
men love fucking whores the same way they love fucking their hand. but your hand doesn't expect you to marry it after a nut

>>212090801
If she gets preggers and takes care of the kid then I’m fine with that. But I’m not committing to her if she’s been used b4.

>>212090851
>he wants his culture to continue to be subverted by kikes and sandniggers
NYZ has never been more over.

>>212090862
>your hand doesn't expect you to marry it after a nut
Don't marry? Would a bitch really want a guy that bad?

>>212090899
>subverted by kikes
>the people who want to hang mamdani for not slobbering israeli cock
okay buddy

You mfers are always either talking about packages or jews

Drinking Coke.

DIANA DIANA KICK YOUR FEET UP
LUST BEARS HIS TEETH AND WHINES

>>212090912
the whole article was about the fact that men only want to fuck whores, not date them. (and the delusion that this is not okay)

>>212090914
>he thinks beating the kikes involves giving power to the sandnigger child rapist religion
GRIM

You took my sadness out of context at the Mariner's Apartment Complex

>>212090940
That camera man deserves a monetary raise.

>>212090007 (OP)
I wish I didn't accept the free CNA classes because now someone who deserves it. I don't deserve it because I haven't been able to hold a job down this year for longer than a 100 days.


I should give up and kill myself

>>212090981
Instead of feeling bad you should strive to ever do better to honor the deserving students place you took

>>212090981
boo hoo nigga fix your shit

so i'm supposed to pretend supporting our greatest ally is a bad thing? what kind of country do we live in

>>212091013
>>212091021
If I can't hold one a wagie job what makes you think I could be a CNA?

I want to be raped

>>212091024
Canada is your greatest ally.

>>212091033
>can't hold a job

what does this even mean like you can't resist raping your coworkers or something just fucking show up and do your job nigga

>try to find an on topic thread to lift my ban
>there aren't any

>>212091021
everyone in this webm is happier than I could ever be
>>212091033
wagie jobs are just jobs, you're talking about a career you would've been training for months/years for. I think you could do it because you'd be more invested

>>212091037
What makes you think you're a good candidate for my raping?

>>212091049
>>212091060
Well these are how I lost the jobs this year

>Supermarket
My manager tried to fight me because I asked for more hours

>Bar
A waitress hated me and u got yelled at for confronting her because she threw silverware at me

>Current job
I was laid off with the crew

our guy /cu(o)m/o just gave up
it's so over

>>212091086
there's several important details missing from these stories.

im back

>>212091086
>Fired for wanting to do more work
>Fired for not being a bitchboy
>laid off with a bunch of other people, presumably because there just wasn't enough work
Sounds like none of it's you're fault tbqhwyfam

The canadian was wrong, the indian muslim socialist has won

>>212090046
Isn’t that one of those pairs of “push up bra for your ass” leggings? You can see the outline if you zoom in

>>212091100
The manager at my supermarket was a basketball American who came into work smelling like weed

The waitress who threw silverware at me was the owners daughter

And my last job the gated community decided it was cheaper to hire contractors than to have us in house

A new day is dawning in my city
I'm so fucking happy bros

Like every 5 issues is this nigga losing his powers and there being some contrived reason he's gotta transform back/the cure failing
This time he's got the power to change back and forth but he's increasingly violent and foul tempered
Can't wait for this "waaaahhh I'm a monster even though everyone loves me" shit to end, Christ

>>212090371
>>212090426

>>212091056
ha!

>>212091136
you called your manager a slur, you told the waitress that women should stay in the kitchen, and you tried to steal a PS5 from someone's house.

Oh hey, a special guest appearance

>>212091136
>The manager at my supermarket was a basketball American who came into work smelling like weed

Not to argue but there are retards and losers at every job. Being employable means navigating the degenerate normie retards that occupy these jobs alongside you. You've gotta learn how to cope with these people, sometimes it means tolerating them so you can pay the rent.

>The waitress who threw silverware at me was the owners daughter

Family businesses are a different story. I worked for a family-run business and the owners were a bit crazy. One of the owners was a depressed middle aged woman with a nice big ass and she caught me staring at it a few times, she took a liking to me and probably enjoyed the attention so I just ran with it and it kept me in her good graces. Again, you have to know how to navigate these things. You learn by doing.

>>212091182
Why do they talk so much? Is that a soap opera?

>>212091182
>Can't wait for this "waaaahhh I'm a monster even though everyone loves me" shit to end, Christ
It never does. The best you can get is the Marvel Two In One issue, where the Thing tries to go back in time to cure himself, and the past-self in the rock-form before the standardized version of his body, goes "Damn, I wish that I could look like you". And then our-Thing feels a little better about himself for a bit.

>>212091257
Unironically yes, they are or at least they used to be
When they aren't fighting demons, aliens, mad scientists and whatnot, capecomics usually go into personal drama. I like it, it makes their worlds more lived in, and you get to really see what they fight for
>>212091260
>It never does
yeah I know, I was making a funny

Cuomo SHOCKED
Mamdani ROCKED

>>212091257
Stan Lee writes that way. All his comics are super wordy.

>>212091249
I never called him a slur he just straight up told me to go out back to fight him so I quit

>>212091347
why was he so against you having more hours?

I can't stand being stared at. Even just walking through a room full of people makes me sweat bullets
I hate the moment when passing someone I'm acquainted with and i see their eye seeing mine. It's almost physically painful I have to blink as though to protect myself from the pain of their sight

>>212091316
total shitalian death won
Indian Americans won
Guidos, greaseballs, and wops lost

The NYC blacks overwhelmingly voted for Eric Adams and now for Cuomo. Literally bomb the Bronx.

>>212091383
sounds like you need to transition

>>212091378
Honestly I don't even know he just got angry when I asked for more hours

How can anyone vote for a guy who sent covid patients into nursing homes

>>212091383
YOU CAN ALL STOP STARING NOW

>>212091400
Fuck off disgusting perverted faggot

>>212091441
Sounds like I hit the nail on the head

>>212091434
Why are you anti-semetic?

wait, why do people outside of new york care about the nyc mayoral election

>>212091472
Meme candidates

>>212091460
Sounds like you're projecting your faggotry

>>212091472
because Twitter told them too

all these puzzles in mysteries of the sith makes me tired

>>212091483
At least I don't blink away peoples gaze like a weak bitch

>>212091472
we're the most important city in the world.

>>212091472
It's basically a culture war in the Democratic party at large between nu-immigrant progressive/socialist young Dems and older white/Jewish rich people who want to promote random diversity shit and Israel worship without improving working class conditions (because that would eat up their profits)

I don’t understand American food culture

been fucking reading for that online test and still dont feel ready

>>212091504
I either blink rapidly or i just gaze directly at them without blinking and without any show of emotion
I react whichever way I feel I want to in the moment.

>>212091316
Cuomo will run as an independent and win

I like how NYC and Boston somehow were more safe than Florida and Texas

>>212091523
i dont understand canadian food culture

>one chance at life
>born in a timeline where long nosed satanists control the Planet
nightmare

>>212091546
You're a slave to your emotions and will die like a dog

Kinda funny how the nelk boys were started by a jeet-canadian

>>212091560
I live in Houston, the entire city is a Dickens novel-tier Victorian era slum that rises and falls on the price of oil

>>212091561
Those aren’t Canadians doebeit

Do Indians claim mamdani or do they hate him for being muslim

>Black Panther and the Black Panther Party spring into existence around the same time, one not being inspired by the other
>The next time the Panther shows up he's changed his name, probably due to all the letters the Marvel office got
neat trivia

i wish i could experience new york when it was majority white

>>212091565
What do you do when you pass by somebody grimace/frown?

>>212091584
Funny thing is I been to Texas once hated but Boston and NYC were better Chicago was better too

>>212091586
cope

>>212091599
a slight smile and head nod to acknowledge them as we walk by each other

>>212091596
>it only happened in 1991
wew

NYC is the capital of the world

Harmonium guy died the day of the St-Jean holiday. Is that ironic?

>>212091613
>supports Indian separatist terrorists
>is surprised that the RCMP needs to follow him
So glad this jeet is done. We should revoke his citizenship.

>>212091615
Sounds gay

>>212091624
i remember going there for the circus in 2002 and most people were white, at least in the highly traveled areas I went through.

how wide are your shoulders?
last time i checked mine they were 26 inches from delt to delt

>>212091641
at least it doesn't sound autistic

>>212091587
We don't do Hindu-Muslim hatred in America, only back in the old country
>>212091605
I liked NYC and Chicago. Boston felt very cramped and small, the small size also means you really feel the tourists everywhere. Headed to LA in a couple months, my friends tell me it's a nicer H-town

>>212091660
tourist attractions are always majority white

>>212091613
Your country elected Obama LOL
Gagjeet Stinkh was so unpopular that he may have permanently destroyed the party that he scammed his way into leading (got a whole bunch of non-NDP Sikhs to sign up for the leadership vote)

>>212091472
because accelerationism will lead to new york becoming republican

>>212091636
Every Jeets should get their citizenship revoked to be honest.

Bobby Jindal
Vivek Ramaswamy
Zohran Mamdani
Uma Vance

Wtf dem billionaire bros, why didn't the "I love rape and Israel" campaign work? Do we need to send another $25 trillion dollars to combat antisemitism?

>>212091347
Should've fought him and called him a slur. Learn from your mistakes, that's how we grow.

>>212091646
wtf, that colored went through the wrong door.

>>212091672
wait 10 years and you will have your own pajeet obama as your prime minister

>>212091677
So true

Do orange rock men count as colored? What about orange and red flame men?

>>212091682
Last time I fought someone at work I was in highschool and had to spend a day in jail. I slapped my coworker

>>212091690
Never gonna happen

Man, I just want to be myself without people assuming shit or trying to pigeonhole me into some narrow caricature they have in their head

>>212091706
what makes you think that

>>212091700
You could've worked around it somehow, that's the main point. Accuse him of sexual harassment, ain't go NO LOVE for homo thugs. It would've baited him into doing something seriously apeish.

>>212091681
He's just Shitalian, fuggedaboutit

>>212091719
The charges were dropped but I had to spend time in a adult jail. Somehow the murderers weren't that mean

>>212091708
good morning sir

>>212091711
canada is hyperborean chud paradise or something

>>212091663
Projecting again

as a kid I always wanted a venus fly trap
I have the means to get one now, but I don't really care anymore

>>212091711
There’s growing mainstream recognition that mass migration is entirely hurtful to society, the economy, etc. There’s no argument for it. The floodgates will close, and in time, the slaves brought in by our traitor politicians since the 1970s will be remigrated.

>>212091696
Both are white men with cosmic radiation gained powers. It's why they're loved by the public, but those dirty muties are hated.

Obama was the perfect status quo president

>>212091745
Are you me? I used to love those things, but the thought of buying one never crossed my mind once I started making money

>>212091764
He wasn't. He was a socialist, that was able to do it under different branding. He was part of the accelerationist.

>>212091750
>The floodgates will close, and in time, the slaves brought in by our traitor politicians since the 1970s will be remigrated.
2 weeks and all the jeets will be deported bro

>>212091764
Were you a baby during his administration or something

>>212091765
I think the plants figured prominently in the media of the late 90s/ early 2000s and a lot of people had a fascination with them

>>212091794
This site is infected with retarded Zoomers, so yes.

>>212091730
They wanted your bussy no doubt.

I say, I say, dem white womens sho is mighty fine

i don't have an argument but here's the thing you just said

found my dogs hair deep in my nose

I think i'm either over-sensitive or under-sensitive with no inbetween
like either I feel nothing, or I feel too much. Must be some kind of sensory imbalance in the brain that makes it suddenly go from super inhibited to uninhibited

>>212091794
No I was just leaving high school

I like how people in red states get angry when you ever you visit places like NYC Chicago or Boston. They act those places are Victorian London

I miss Gotham

>>212091839
eat less PUFAs and more saturated fats

>>212091850
>They act those places are Victorian London
kek what? they know they are shitholes filled with browns and gays

thinking about wrangling a /soc/ gf

i'm so sad and misunderstood...

hola

>>212091850
what nonsense are you even talking about
also fuck you your zoomerness reaks

How bad is my plan?
>Get my CNA
>Get into nursing
>Fuck chubby white women and tortas

>>212091891
whats a cna

>>212091884
hi

>>212091884
That's a lot of dill. What are those white sticks?

>>212091902
Certified Nursing Assistant iirc

>>212091884
very nice

How bad is my plan?
>neet
>neet
>neet

>>212091884
ow do you prevent mold

>>212091930
It could use some suicide

>>212091902
Glorified janny, you just clean shit and follow the nurse's orders to fetch medicines and supplies. Basically permanent med student

>>212091930
love it

>>212091905
>>212091915
>>212091927
>>212091935
LETs GO

>>212091861
I don't eat much unsaturated fats asides from nuts on occasion

>get a job
>get certs for anything I can
>"upskill" into a career
how's mine?

>Idiocracy predicted the future
Do people not realize that every democracy devolves into a Idiocracy

>working to make some baby eating jew richer
do not do that

How bad is my plan?
>Goon
>Order a jeet to uber me slop
>Repeat

>>212091954
-sunlight every day
-supplement thiamine, vitamin E, magnesium, creatine (and aspirin 1-2 times a week)
-more simple carbs
-gelatin

>>212091973
sounds fun at least

should i order a pizza tomorrow yes or no

so conservatives will mock everything outside a narrow range of extreme stereotypical masculinity, and call it faggy
and libs will call everything faggotry because they love fags
Kinda seems like both sides encourage faggotry

>>212091944
Well you got a start somewhere it felt weird having nurses flirt with me because all I did was take care of my elderly aunt

>>212091986
aspirin?

>>212091954
Deez nuts

>>212091935
its super salty/acidic and u open it later to get some fresh air. it just works

tastes fucking amazing

>>212091961
Democracy is inherently idiocracy; not a matter of devolution

SHOULD I ORDER A PIDZER TOMORROW Y/N?

take half a blue chew with your coffee every morning, thank me later

>>212092008
Yes
https://raypeat.com/articles/nutrition/aspirin.shtml

>>212092024
yes

gn /cum/ (except the foreigners)

cut my hair award

>>212092032
+1 vote for yes

>>212092024
thats the meat lover angle pitzza
YEs

>>212092026
>blue chew
What's that?

>>212092024
Do it. +2.

Farted audibly award

Still run with the same clan used to be a Kane fan everything I rock is name brand

>>212092036
as soon as I'm able to properly line myself up in the back I'll be golden

>>212092044
>>212092047
+3 votes for yes

>>212092026
Business idea:
Poo chew (poo flavoured blue chew) to cater to the gay community

>>212092034
>except the foreigners
BASED!
>picrel
BASED puppetchad

I'm not a fan of the current president of the United States

>>212092059
ofc im a simlpe man
bon apettit my friend

Playing RDR2 and I just bullied an NPC into committing suicide by cop. Hassled him until he sperged out and ran into the street screaming and waving a gun, cops shot him to death in the mud.

>>212092022
Honestly the movie is a sad reflection on how every democracy ends up also money and the pursuit of wealth has ruined everything

>>212092077
not a fan of your cousin hopping the border

>>212092083
Idiocracy is a midwit trap, only midwits think it's deep

>>212092024
yes

>>212092115
>midwit trap, only midwits think it's deep
midwit explaining the obv

>>212092090
Why? What is he doing?

>>212091993
Just don't be a fag

>>212092036
bro think he stephen malkmus

>>212092115
The average democracy is a idioarcy

>>212092132
>>212091993
only faggots care about faggotry

Boomer sign offs are sovl

>>212092139
>>212092057
who

If you’re reading this you’re either gay or will be within the next 3 years

>>212092150
Only a fag would think about whether it's faggy to care about faggotry
Real heteros have never heard the term

If there is a God, he will have to beg my forgiveness for making me a stupid retarded retard maximum retarded loser failure sperg
I forgive you God for doing that to me. Now make me a success and give me access to an irl pussy. Praise God

>>212092179
>>212092150
>>212091993
>>212092132

>>212092179
>Real heteros have never heard the term
fag detected

>>212092116
+4 votes for yes!

>if you don’t embrace gay shit, you’re gay
Funny how libtards tie themselves into knots like this

>wants to tie libs with knots
faggot

Tie my knot

i cant wait to get that hot fresh pizza in my mouth oh my god

Knot my ass! Unknot me!

wanted to work longer but managerberg sent me home

>If you dont own a le pickup truck and wear blue jeans and vote for Trump while grilling outside smoking a cigar you are le gay
Grow up, we can't all be low iq inbred hicks

>>212092388
Should I delete my thread?
>>212092293

>>212092427
Nah it’s fine