F1 edition

neoliberal bull logging in

>>212145581 (OP)
Is this a common phenotype in the British Isles?

Genuinely lads, just how on earth did Starmer fuck it so badly in such a short time?

i just wanna dance~~

soup I made last week is on the turn, but frankly don't give a toss

>>212145608
Edd is a national treasure

>>212145593
posts like this make me think the "Belgian" is just the next iteration of the infamous "danekike"

wa la

porn is aryan and based

Few years ago Simpsons was king
then Family Guy took over and Simpsons looked lame in comparison
Then Rick and Morty took Family Guy's crown and Family Guy became cringe
Now Smiling Friends have taken their crown and modern Rick and Morty watchers are bullied

The crown keeps changing heads

Explorers, from the further regions of experience

>>212145270
I understand your concern. Yeah Tria comes with 90,000 zaps inbuilt, which is more than most people will ever need.
100-120 zaps around the base of the penis. I go over the same places three or four times. I do this every week or two. It only takes 5 minutes.
I've probably only used ~2000 zaps of the Tria, yet I've seen a huge reduction in hair on the base of my penis and also nose and neck hair. I use it on power level 4 and use a numbing cream.
It actually feels quite relaxing, you almost don't want the session to end.

>>212145645
Smiling friends is mind bafflingly awful.

no jobs are there
there aren't
can't work you see

>>212145618
unironically tried to a pragmatic leader at a time of hysterics and a polarised political landscape. best prime minister we've had in decades, but his optics are terrible - with leftists annoyed that he DARED to decrease immigration and their bennies and righters annoyed that he DARED to form a closer relationship with Europe and gave away a tiny military base on the opposite side of the planet which no-one cares about

>>212145618
him and his leftypol cronies think they know better than most of the population to the extent they just ignore anything they say
and now reform will take it all away from them. impossible for leftoids to get rid of their smug condescending hubris

>>212145618
It will all come together and by 2029 he will get his second term.

oh my god, this guy has a macro when he lands off of a fuckin' flight, like a griffin, he yells "hello everyone, I am here", cos i've seen him do this like 4 times, and then he greets everyone warmly

>>212145688
Got two job offers me. Some die of thirst while others drown...

>>212145640
European accent: White porn
American/British accent: Jewish porn

>>212145682
oof unc
reel it in
you finna gotta be a youtube appreciator to get it
it's like a youtube show but on tv
that's why Gen Z adores it so much

>>212145703
absolutely Hadean reference this

goated hair removal device

heavy is the head that wears the crown

>>212145730
it’s all jewish

>>212145745
Only necessary for trannies

>>212145745
post bussy

Don't watch porn, me, because it's genuinely one of the most evil (legal) industries on the planet.

>>212145618
he’s doing exactly what he’s programmed to do. the uk is being bought down intentionally

You must admit lads the thought of a Reform majority in parliament is a terrifying prospect isn't it?

>UK porn sites that have publicly agreed to age checks from July 25
PornHub
BoyfriendTV
Cam4
FrolicMe
inxxx
Jerkmate
LiveHDCams
MyDirtyHobby
RedTube
Streamate
Stripchat
Tube8
YouPorn
(This is not an exhaustive list of all the sites that have to comply; others are not happy to be named at this stage)

>Britain's porn crackdown: Ofcom reveals the full list of adult sites you'll have to prove you're over-18 to access from next month

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14849353/Britains-porn-crackdown-Ofcom-list-adult-sites-18.html

>>212145618
Starmer is a typical elder Gen X middle class dad who genuinely believes the delusional wisdom of being "the adult in the room" and maintaining the civil service bureaucracy status quo he trained under as a lawyer. Just absolutely unequipped to deal with failing state Britain and not willing to pioneer a dramatic overhaul of the nation

>>212145695
could've been plucked straight from the comments of a daily mail article, this

>>212145809
gotta be some kind of narcissism that makes you make boring as fuck posts that take up so much space

>>212145681
yeah that puts the number of zaps that you need into perspective
thanks trialad

Fat Cam got up. Slightly hungover from the Lagers he had drank the night before, but he knew it was Friday and that he had a short work day today. He got up, put on his blue trousers and work shirt and reached for a silk cut purple. Dang, the pack is empty. "Fucking Labour" Fat Cam muttered. You see, due to Labour's tax on tobacco Fat Cam could only afford to buy one pack at a time.

He drank some Nescafe instant coffee and left the house briskly. He rushed to his corner shop. "I'll have the usual". He said. "The white and purple ones, and a breakfast roll". He left and lit up. What a relief. The sweet, creamy smoke of the silk cut purple reaching his lungs

He continued on to his work at the Chip and Pin factory. Finishing off his silk cut purple, he discarded the remains in a nearby hedge and decided to treat himself to another. It has been a hard week's work after all.

He arrived at the factory and strutted in like a peacock. His co-workers sighed as he arrived in. They all got to work and it was mostly silent. Eerily silent. The co-workers were afraid of talking out of fear of being reprimanded by Fat Cam, but at the same time they knew the silence would not last for Fat Cam would soon embark on one of his tirades.

"Labour think raising taxes and spending it on Paki welfare will boost the economy. They are seriously deluded and obsessed with hating the rich. They've always damaged the economy and whined about people who are better than them".

>>212145781
Last year I looked at my dick and was shocked that the first 2 inches of shaft skin were covered in hair. It looked like a beard. I had to do something.
Fast forward to now and those two inches at the base are smooth as fuck. Dick looks longer and it feels longer to handle without those hairs taking up valuable shaft real estate.

>>212145809
>No xhamster or M-less

>>212145802
I'm not terrified by "thoughts" lol.

>>212145838
yeh because like i said, the majority of the population feel the same way. learn to read, mongo

>>212145765
Native European culture is not against eroticism, titillation or even promiscuity

Christianity is against sexuality but that's because it's Abrahamic morality

>Can't touch pensions
>Can't touch bennies
The country is held hostage by people that don't work

>>212145855
doing alot of shagging with it are you

>>212145809
wtf apart from pornhub none of these are my regular sites

If it weren't for the partying while people died Boris Johnson would be an example prime minister in these times.

We at /brit/ wish the beautiful and talented Ariana Grande a happy 32nd birthday.

AHA

https://soundcloud.com/inchbyinchdistribution/premiere-salomo-hydro-twist-rm12018

yh de ladas x

>>212145855
do you find it prevents ingrown hairs? that's like the worst part about shaving

>>212145860
>xhamster
Bad news brother

>>212145852
anytime lad

I'm way more addicted to wanking than my parents ever were to smoking

>>212145916
Looking forward to her sudden death

You lads picking anything up in the Steam summer sale then? (Started today)

>>212145802
not really

>>212145945
yes

>>212145860
>>212145860
>But other porn sites not on the list, such as XHamster and XVideos, have to comply with the rule too.

>If any fails to do so, Ofcom can impose fines and in very serious cases apply for a court order to prevent the site or app from being available.

>>212145890
mate if your pagan ancestor saw you wanking at a screen in a dark room they'd chop your head off

>>212145922
I've never had ingrown hairs, but yes it would help by killing those follicles

>>212145890
very retarded to assume that non-christian belief systems would have been accepting of something as obviously anti-human as online pornography just because their sexual ethics differed from christianity

>>212145925
>anonymously verify your age
hmm

Video games are for children

>using dogshit porn sites that require you to "verify"
lol lmao not me

>>212145809
i dont use any of them.
is eporner on the list?
im not clicking dailymail links

>>212145942
That's not a very nice thing to say.

>>212145891
can't wait for the restrictions that'll be brought in on emigration when it becomes clear that anyone of even the smallest amount of value is fleeing to which ever country will take them. eventually this country will just become a Nick 30 workcamp.

LARGE AND IN CHARGE

>>212145967
my pagan ancestor is DEAD

don't watch gay porn

>>212145925
Britain is healing
Now only recognised perverts will watch porn

>>212145999
Must be tough going through life without looking in the mirror.

oh no not *checks notes* BoyfriendTV

its like 1984!!!

https://soundcloud.com/inchbyinchdistribution/premiere-salomo-hydro-twist-rm12018
https://soundcloud.com/inchbyinchdistribution/premiere-salomo-hydro-twist-rm12018
https://soundcloud.com/inchbyinchdistribution/premiere-salomo-hydro-twist-rm12018

seems like it's time to invest in a VPN like all those youtube videos and podcasts say to do using code dickhead3 at checkout for 20% off

massive puritan, me. like cromwell reincarnated. hate fun. bloody hate it.

what if onlyfans was an experiment to see if people would willingly put their face and other details to identify them with their sexual interests

the bonafide gf posted a picture of me on instagram and her mates are making weird nonsensical comments that seem like an inside joke. will I give her the ick if I ask what the comments mean?

Porn thing will be a complete nothing burger as people will find it elsewhere anyway.

>>212145984
>born:1902

>>212145817
That is his theatre. Starmer is Shakespearean. Wait till the second act.

>>212146045
Well leftypol?

women watch porn too you know. ofcom is misogynistic

>>212145925
>Yoti ID app
How does that work then?

>>212145802
Not really. Not looking forward to it because they'll be a bunch of retards. But the current Labour majority in parliament is a bunch of retards as well. So it won't be a downgrade or an improvement in any significant governmental way. At least the token crowd-pleasing issues will now be directed towards Essex milfs and not Tower Hamlets benefits refugees, if that's any consolation

>>212145854
alri Irvine Welsh

>>212146045
those tube passengers
grr!

>>212146078
girl at work told me she has a breeding kink today
what's that all about?

Mental it was only 34 years ago

>>212146118
would

Dadberg told me to clean the kitchen in preparation for the new fridge/freezing coming tomorrow but I've done fuck all today and he's home soon

mental that even though he literally spelled it out for you, you still don't have a clue
i was like you once, thought he was lying
but no, all true

The thought of Farage as pm is bone chilling
fascism is rising, stay safe out there ladies

>>212146118
and everyone stood up and clapped

In 2010 boomers ITT were using
>iPods/MP3 players
>DVDs and Bluerays
>Digital Cameras
>Blackberries
>3D TVs
>Facebook
>Physical discs for their video games
>Landlines

oh my DAYS unc
get into the dinosaur museum already

>>212146130
living standards in the west have plummeted since it fell. no fear of communism means no concessions to the working class

>>212145939
me? i wank. i smoke. i enjoy what life has to offer while society burns.

fascism is when non-leftists control government

>>212146176
good man

im addicted to raping my arse

concentration. focus

Genuinely mental when you think how much better off our transport capacity issues would be if we didn't have immigrants.

>new washing machine meant to come between 6pm and 9pm
>guy phoned up an hour ago and said he'll be 15-20 minutes
>it's now about 20 past 9, no sign of him

>>212145939
Hard to compare. Does one wank=one fag or a pack?

>>212146161
We already lived under fascism between 2020-2022

wanking off the planet earth

poo and racism: a /brit/ story

he's done lads

>>212146230
nigga needs tria for his stubble

>>212145809
This is worrying.
The fact they've got so many sites lined up already is terrifying.

>>212146230
breasts and stubble
u wut

>>212146242
ngl his appeal has grown with his fanbase
got to respect that

>>212146076
all nigs have to be fed to a wood chipper. may their blood fertilise the soil of Britain and feed the crops for our harvest. its no longer enough to deport them, they all need to be removed permanently. we cannot have the burden of blacks for English socialism to prosper.

>>212146230
hate them so much no idea why otherwise sensible people (communists) expect me to entertain the delusions of these perverted ogres

Good!
Ban it all, Ofcom!

>>212145693
>best prime minister we've had in decades
kys
he's a radical centrist with no vision of the future except maintaining the status quo

ofcum >.<

>>212146271
Heil Hitler fuck niggers

got some pasta on the boil
gonna make some cheesy pesto pasta with spinach and scran it all in bed in a big pasta bowl you see

>End of net neutrality
>AI slop
>censorship
>age verification on everything
>digital ID
>unending Boriswave

2025 is one grim year lads. I'm 29 now and it's the first time I've really felt old.

I miss the 2010s, especially the period from around 2011-2015. It was a better time. Not that it was a paradise, probably the late 1990s were the last real "good times" but everything is worse now: threats of war, censorship, living costs, decaying infrastructure, gaming. It's all shit and there's no hope for the future. It's terrifying to me that 2015 was a decade ago. It feels like barely yesterday. We're halfway through the 2020s and it's just been endless misery: lockdowns, inflation, Boriswave, war etc.

It's also depressing how sanitised, sterilised and corporate the Internet is now. The Internet of my childhood is largely long gone aside from this site, and the likely 4chan ban in this country is just the cherry on the cake. I suppose I'll just have to find forums to post on again.

I am completely and utterly done.

>>212146230
SACKED TRANNY!

>>212146141
be a shame if he were doxxed during the next riots

ofcum false faggers are in

ofcom-enforced mandatory penis cage to prevent masturbation

>1kg chicken thighs (bone in)
>2 small duck breasts
>1kg greek style yoghurt
>2 bags of coffee grounds (250g each)
>fruit pastels ice lollies

£21 more or less
Takes the fucking piss
Rip off Britain strikes again

ofcom-enforced self arse raping

>>212146271
Exquisite post.

Total Aryan Victory means Africa has to be completely depopulated.

Never eaten duck once in my life

This country genuinely wants to know what you're doing at all times, they'd genuinely put a tracker under your skin if they could

there's so many wogs on man city's team now

>>212146339
can't stand Karl
he's probably a zionist

Do you trust her with internet freedom

>>212146311
i know you’ve already the moniker 2016mong but really you should be called moanmong

>>212146211
dey eyeing the same katy

>>212146213
Everything would be better. More housing. More jobs, competition from companies means better pay and benefits across the board. All the foreigners need to be gone.

leftypols opps

>>212146373
already got phones dont they
GCHQ probably has a map of every citizen with a phone on a map at all times
they're ahead of the game

>>212146410
yeah but the street sweepers rorke, no one's gonna be the street sweepers

>>212146412
Need them out of business

>>212146412
During the Snowden leaks he said GCHQ are even worse than the NSA

We forget how bad we have it

Misogyny is an epidemic fuelled by social media, Amy Hunt tells BBC in first interview

>>212146311
just watched the news and they were on about how living standards will have zero growth between 2019 - 2029

>>212146464
who?

>>212146463
Do Londoners really?

>>212146301
that sounds yummy. would you be my gf? we can spoon and i will rub your bloated belly after we feast on pasta x

bleep bloop blap bleep

>>212146463
what does "rule" mean in this context? like a failure of capitalism?

>>212146491
Try 1991 - 2050

>>212146505
not a girl

mad how if you're handsome man people think you're a better race

Handsome Slav -> German/Nordic
Handsome Asian -> Japanese
Handsome Indian -> Middle Eastern
Handsome Middle Eastern -> Southern European
Handsome French -> British

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um

None of this matters, check 'em.

Some brave men attending Glastonbury

um

wtf

ngl feel really sorry for mang0 he is like a more successful version of me

>>212146584
Pathetic
Watch how it's done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmsoFFUZoLg

Trump did strikes on three nuclear sites in Iran but he didn't touch the fourth one because it has Russian personnel working there. I think Trump sincerely wants to avoid a fight with the Russians as much as he can.

>>212146586
Irish

>>212146535
i wonder if being a southern european and a handsome middle easterner have the same outcome
if a turkroach is perceived as an italian bvll is it the same thing as actually being italian?

Genuinely mental how damaging the Conservatives were from 2010-2024

>>212146586
need those boots

>>212146629
i think the american intelligence services are a lot more well informed than drumpf

>>212146586
think i know the one in the aphex twin tshirt

>>212145855
i love having a smooth knob and pubic region but hate shaving
how good is it? would it work on your ballbag too?

>>212146656
Nope you don't
You just wanted to mention the t-shirt

Got the FreeGuessr on
Can't afford the real one

>>212146629
trump looking out for daddy putin yet again

hate yanks
fat cunts

>>212146655
>drumpf
Listen, I have sometimes disagreed with Trump but I won't tolerate this blatant disrespect.

>>212146667
no i'm serious think he went to my school

>>212056033
>>212054999
>>212085321
>>212086316
agree

>>212146356
if every nig in Africa were rounded up and put through wood chippers we could fertilise the sahara. imagine it, the biggest farm land on the planet. sun every day. nice sandy soil created from the blood and bone of a billion decomposing bodies. perfect for fruit crops. grow orange trees and add the rinds to the soil. most of the rest of Africa could be nature reserves. i for one value elephants, lions, and gorillas, especially over the wretched sambo spearchuckers. blacks were natures mistake and its our duty to eradicate them.

Tbh, 4chan should be split into 4chan and 4channel again

>>212146586
The lads

>>212146516
Bizarre post

only joking i don't really hate yanks

>>212146695
that's his original family name
didnt you know?

New upstairs neighbours have an actual spastic toddler who spends his time screeching, stomping and getting weekly visits from the Health visitor. He's already flooded our bathroom and kitchen because he "likes to play with taps" and now their insurance is trying to claim negligence on the parents because they don't want to pay us out again lmao

>>212146438
white criminals and dole bludgers can sweep the streets

>>212145618
STARMER, i said STARMER had COCKED IT ALL UP!
it should be CLARKSON for prime minister! he'd set this country straight!

My brothers and sisters, from the mist-shrouded forested valleys and mountains of the Pacific Northwest I bring you a message of solidarity, a call to action, and a demand for adherence to duty as members of a vanguard of an Aryan resurgence and, ultimately, total Aryan victory.

>>212146673
corrr didn't know that existed cheers lad

like a chipolata sausage.

>>212146765
good luck with that
never gonna happen

I've never watched Shrek

>>212146736
they stop that? never even noticed
bit like how they allow mp4s now lol

>KLARC
>KLARC CLARKSON
>HIS NAME IS KLARC CLARKSON
>HE'S NOT FINNA DOZE HIMSELF
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>212146771
this is an democracy

arsehole is in fucking tatters lads literally sitting on the toilet sobbing

>>212146809
outrageous batty on gyal

>>212146722
Revilo P. Oliver said something similar.

Basically that the fauna of Africa is precious while 'groids aren't.

yeah so the ginger lass at work legitimately said she had a breeding kink lmao she has 2 kids and is like around 28yo

I'm 34 and skinny with a 40" fat belly and never exercised in my life.
I have started cycling and 15 miles seems to be my limit at the moment.
Is 15 miles a good start for someone in my position? Please help fitlads

>>212146642
It was basically an alright government between 2010-2020. COVID and tripling immigration in the last 4 years is what ruined it all

How will 4chan afford the jannies wages without all the lucrative ad revenue British posters bring in?

>>212146833
no one replied the first time

>>212146833
hot as
is she fit? try get her preggers lad

>>212146833
ok

>>212146813
literally sitting on the toilet shitting my bum as i genuinely laugh loudly at this

https://youtu.be/WZuuWiTK_Hg?t=20

>A study into potential serious side effects of weight loss jabs has been launched after hundreds of people reported problems with their pancreas. The Medicines and Healthcare Regulatory Agency (MHRA) and Genomics England are asking people on weight loss drugs who have been hospitalised by acute pancreatitis to get in touch.

fatties BTFO yet again

>>212146796
without wogs straining the system a well organised state could easily enact chain gangs of white criminals. they can do litter picking on the side of motorways, and plant flowers and trees as they go. give them time to think about their crime.

>>212146851
cycling's a nice way to spend your time but running or jogging will burn quicker

>>212146866
cope on

>>212146833
need that

>>212146858
Not true at all, they massively underinvested in housing, infrastructure and the like while kicking all the hard projects like nuclear power, railways into theong grass and massively bloating the pensioner bennies bill

>>212146657
It feels very good. Smooth and hairless like the rest of the shaft. I am enjoying holding my dick from lower down now that there is no hair.
I used to shave the base but didn't like the faint stubble that showed through even right after a shave.

>>212146886
dearie me

>>212146896
I don't want runners face

>10 years of government
>Austerity
>Briext
>3 Prime Ministers
>"Alright government"
How are some people THIS mentally ill?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8Ap43l_UcE

>>212146809
i remember when they added webm's, the sheer jump in quality from gifs was revolutionary

>>212146985
Some mongs still use gifs

sheesh just hit a world record on the motorway 70mph

>>212146780
Ktim

la la la lava
ch ch ch chicken

lol
https://x.com/TroIISports/status/1938213929957941611

>>212146975
this picture can make troons kill themselves lmao

>Some mongs still use gifs

>>212146657
Oh and yes, it works very well on the ballbag. At the beginning I used it all over my ballbag once and that reduced the pubes by about 30-40%. I also used it on the taint and buttocks a few times with significant, permanent reduction in hair.

>>212146867
might do, might do
she's a bit mental

mad how you're all incel weirdos isn't it

webms are quite good

>>212147000
luckily you can just wildcard for that shit format and filter said posts

>>212145618
The problem with Sir Keir is that they are deeply entrenched in neo liberalism and a "sensible" managed decline.
They are in their own delusional bubble still somehow unaware that they only won by default of not being the Tories.

People want change and the only change the people are being offered are Reform. Sir Keir is making the same mistake as the democrats in America by trying to pander to the right. Sir Keir could end all immigration tomorrow and put immigrants into death camps and Reform voters would still hate his guts.

Whether you agree or not, the UK needs a true left wing option because at the moment the only change from centrist managed decline is Reform

>>212146851
Cycling's good. If you're finding that hard try walking

Honestly lads, I'm worried Hitler could end up being another Emperor Julian: a well intentioned but doomed Aryan warrior who failed to prevent the demise of the Aryan world.

>>212147043
umm

Is it bad that I drive my dads Mercedes when I go on a date with a girl

>>212147089
catberg looks and acts just like this

>>212147112
can tell you've got no mates lmfao boring cunt

>>212147127
Kind of

>>212146889
Those are Timmys' wives
Best he could do

>>212147120
the last caesar
a kaiser, you may even say

>>212147154
self-hating black incel thinks hes too good for keisha
LOL

that's a woman putting a dildo up her arse and using a hitachi wand on her penis until her penis spurts cum at the end
right then

>>212147112
I do think they'd be in a much better spot had they just raised taxes, stopped inflating pension bennies with the fucking triple lock, and invested in shit.
Their comms are also complete gash, there's a bunch of left wing stuff on worker's rights, renter's rights, transport investment, energy investment all going on but it's being lost chasing reform voting boomers

>>212147180

so is commiemong a nazi now

>>212147194
what did you just fucking say

>>212147127
that's grim
you dont have your own car?

>>212147127
Do you disclose the car isn't yours? If you don't t hey could potentially start relations with you under false pretences... which is a bit of a sketchy area...

>>212147122
used to do this with my dog. he's dead now though.

>>212146968
>Interest rates at basically 0
>Essentially free money
>Let's not invest in anything and cut make cuts
>Interest rates now make it nearly impossible to invest in anything

>"Yeah the Tories were alright la"
>"Let's for the even worse Tories next"

post THAT webm or this pupberg gets a kick in the cunt

>>212147205
190 got bored of larping as one thing so he's doing another
or it's still commiemong but he wants ofcom to see how fascist this place is to solidify banning it. i dunno

Do any of you lads like jazz?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT9Eh8wNMkw

>>212147180
Black men crack Katy's hymen smoove open

got pesto pasta in my bedsheets :(

chicken nugger

>>212147254
Most bog-standard basic jazz track you possibly could've posted

>>212147205
the same thing

Get Sir Keir on the /brit/ for a week. He'll see we're not so bad, get this ofcom mess sorted out

>>212147257
bizarre brown incel paedo fantasy

>>212147283
I am Sir Keir
How do I save Britain lads, need help

need a Nietzchean, Hyperborean, Waffen-SS pilled Hitlerian Pokemon rom hack to play

>>212147318
Cut pensions

This is Timmy's wife hahaha best he could do

>>212147233
>Essentially free money
Go on then, explain this one

>>212147283
i've always been the a propenent for the MP for /brit/

>>212147240

>>212147336
nobody who's ever had sex would have that saved on their computer
kill yourself

>>212147318
put aside the rhetoric

>>212147276
I wanted to get people into it by posting something accessible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMujw6YNPQ8

You lads remember when we all essentially had that free money?

Put the 11 million nonwhite people in Britain in a gigantic Grenfell Tower

>>212147350
people in suits
they do it all the time lol
elephants are extinct
there were no dinosaurs

>>212147380
covid evolved

>>212147318
sir keir starmer get the pensioners wanked

>>212147205
Yep
I've accepted National Socialism as the truth

>>212147336
LOL aint dat the truth

>>212147408
should accept your dick into some pussy or something

>>212147350
nice 'phant that

why are there no kiwis here anymore?

>>212147254
https://youtu.be/KKh9a-0FQn8?si=jpln6prqPPO8ckSj

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP-vD4ScAGA

>>212147329
Emerald Legacy is a recent good one

>Price hike/gouging
>lack of housing
>constantly provoking nuclear powers
>trying to sell out any remaining stock in the pharmaceuticals' shelves at any cost
>speech VERBOTEN
>to go anywhere PAPIEREN

Rorke: "but what about knife crime mate? You have to agree it has risen lately"

Oh my nights, you lot are played like fiddles

>>212147439
Too busy not suffering

>>212147463
fuq u talm bout wack ahh ngga

>FamilyTherapy – Zoey Di Giacomo: Surprise Roommate

cooor nice scene this

>>212147344
Because interest rates were almost nothing. Government spending isn't like your household budget mate. Spending is investment in government terms

Is there even a single person here who is well adjusted and normal?

>>212147459
nah that's youtuber shilled garbo

>>212147494
Me

>>212147454
Nice

>>212147494
me
naaaat!!!!

>>212147480
ye da
>>212147494
ye ma
>>212147439
ye na

>>212147494
Hello mate, Jonny Watkins here

>>212147539

The miserable little Europe of today, of this narrow Common Market, cannot give happiness to men! The consumer society is rotting humanity instead of growing it! So we at least dreamed of something grandiose, and we only have one desire, which is that this spirit be reborn, and, with my strength and until the last moment of my existence, I will fight for this, so that what was our fight, our martyrdom, will one day be the resurrection of the world!

>>212147564
Hardcore devout Catholic btw

mad to think I'm a mild mannered, normal person outside of /brit/ who would lose his job, gf and friends if they ever found out about some of the things I post here. Bet it's the same for the majority of you lads as well

It's a warm summer evening. Got the music on and I'm sat on the verandah making drinks. On daquiris, might move to a few mint juleps, and then I think a margarita.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcK446vD80A

>>212147642
blog on snorelord

>>212147642
>mild mannered
aha no m8 i am tough. could vaporise your jaw with two arms tied behind my back.

>MAM! PUT THE WAGON WHEELS BACK IN THE BASKET WE'VE STILL GOT OUR PIP!

>>212147705
The only thing you could ever vaporise is a smoked sausage supper from the chippy you fat cunt.

um we need more funding for defence

>>212146791
Did I stutter?

>>212147439
technically im a dual citizen of NZ and the UK

>>212147471
ive been to fiordland. was boring.

>>212147709
ktim