Thread 212147539

pintdog edish

>>212147539 (OP)
Dogs can't have pints what's he playin at

Get it married, Timmy

Cracking line-up as per

half black spongeheads everywhere

Please convince me that Death Stranding is good.

I played the tutorial opening zone and fairly enjoyed it. Fought the first boss, got on the boat, then within the next few hours I had already built a highway and was driving a truck everywhere.

Where is the challenge? The storage management is easy, just autoarrange everything. The terrain is easy, just hold R2 and L2 and you can just run everywhere. I felt I was done with the game and I had only just stepped off the boat.

>>212147578
Reform guy looks noncey

zoomer girls are so tall
6' me and i feel heightmatched with most of them fucking hell

mad how things happen and then as a result of those things happening other things happen and then you want a thing to happen but as a result of the thing that happened the thing you want to happen can't happen and that

Timmy's cereal

>>212147606
Shut up you twat, very few are that tall

>Price hike/gouging
>lack of housing
>constantly provoking nuclear powers
>trying to sell out any remaining stock in the pharmaceuticals' shelves at any cost
>speech VERBOTEN
>to go anywhere PAPIEREN

Rorke: "but what about knife crime mate? You have to agree it has risen lately"

Oh my days and nights, you lot are played like fiddles

>>212147622
cronem plapting all tru 3pm timez

>>212147606
It's lovely imo

>>212147606
Went pub yesterday, bar staff were all zoomer men and all like 6'2 and fit as fuck

>>212147614
Irish diaspora post, this. Ignore if you agree

>>212147636
in a shopping centre earlier and genuinely felt it lad
one or two outliers who were freakish volleyball types but even the rest seemed like 5'10 on average

>>212147606
what generation were their parents? must have been heightsearching

>>212147622
Timmy's reward for all the hard work he puts in.... in 20 years and 300 situationships time

>>212147636
Reigata de blanc

>>212147578
not sure what people get out of watching this slop. the illusion that democracy works/exists maybe?

>>212147689
What part of the country is this?

>>212147712
yeeowch!

*jots something down*

>>212147706
You are Irish diaspora

Why doesn't Sir Keir just legalise weed? It would add billions to the economy overnight, create more businesses and boost productivity, ease police workload, free up space in prisons.
It's such an obvious and easy open goal. But we're once again held hostage by boomer voters

>>212147750
glasgow

The National Socialist concept of a White world is essential.

>>212147652
Now that you've pointed out how easy it is to play me like a fiddle I'm going to assume you're also playing me like a fiddle with this list of things I don't understand

The bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses it's disgusting
*Crowd applause*

>>212147658
I live in a poor area and am taller than most zoomers luckily, but I take the point. Old people say I'm tall, but for my age I'm just slightly taller than average, short for well off kids who are all 6'2-6'3. Rich zoomers are another level.

I'm just shy of 6'0 (182 cm)

>>212147703
that's timmy's crush

>>212147606
ktim

>>212147782
Sir keir not interested in the ganja

>>212147582
Please help

>>212147782
Weed smells disgusting, is used primarily by niggers and creates lethargy.

Weed usage should result in 5 years of hard labour.

mad how moo deng poo peng gay porn

will be glad if they do manage to block this shithole website. keep forgetting evening /brit/ is just schizo posts and that belgian freak on whatever vpn he happens to be on. used to be a shaggers general. unuseable.

>>212147782
smells disgusting and turns you into a monged up retard. britain should have chinas drug policy

mad to think I'm a mild mannered, normal person outside of /brit/ who would lose his job, gf and friends if they ever found out about some of the things I post here. Bet it's the same for the majority of you lads as well.

The lads

>>212147836
in a month it will be illegal to add "gay porn" to the end of this post

oval shaped batons swangin in dem bathrobes as dey walk thru the gherkin lounge picking out katies

Government backed down on disability benefits, which means yet more tax rises in the pipleline

Imagine working for a living in this country lol

bro said that's timmy's crush *skull*

Genuinely lads, where will we go when this place is shutdown? Those couple of weeks during the happening was awful.

>>212147876
das it

Weed only stinks because it's illegal and we got shit strains
Legalise da ting and you can be free to selectively breed a less stanky ting

need aussie gf

>>212147909
soyjak
honestly prefer the site

>>212147909
I refuse to go back to sharty
Maybe crystal cafe?

>>212147732
Eff off you dago wog

bludovich think he on the team

Has anyone ever worn lifts in their shoes? If so how did it go?

No one wants to pay tax but expects continuously improving services lol

>>212147923
Cronem's pleasure sleeve

>>212147909
I will be posting on the archives.

>>212147923
They're like deanogirls but actually fit

Wonder if the weird JFs follow us wherever we end up

Good political decisions in Britain in the last 30 years:
>Adoption of a minimum wage
>Declining to adopt the Euro
>Leaving the European Union
>£2 bus ticket

That's it

>>212147923
She prefers american boys you can tell

Reckon we should all agree to some sort of password or secret code so we can find each other when this place is gone.

hungry fresh out of prison yardie goons snatching katies up on dey shoulders n heading to dey gherkin suites

got 3 pieces of bread with cheese on them in the oven

>>212148010
she actually likes moustached mulleted aussie bogans

>Leaving the European Union
It has cost the British economy £40 billion.

>>212147976
money goes to israels genocide and provoking war with russia for american imperialism and arms companies

Going big asda, you cints want owt?

>>212148047
Scrandemic

>>212147973
no but i've worn shoes in a lift

>>212148007
Yeah, lets set a minimum wage to drag the median wage down to a level where everyone in the world can come to this shithole and earn 70% of the median just by doing useless non-jobs

>>212148031
You should be shot

212148007
Decent bait

>>212148081
uuuuhhh what they got?

i went to the university of joe rogan
i got my masters from kurzgesagt

Normie mates confused about the porn block acting like it came out of nowhere

>>212148081
pack of harribos pls

>>212148084
on god

>>212148077
So about the same as a year of migrant hotel payments

>>212148129
LOL

>>212148097
Boriswavers all work illegally on ubereats for sub min wage anyway

Flower-scented cool breezeberg coming through the window is absolutely BEGGING me to go on a 'celwalk and im afraid i must oblige.

>>212148096
bah gawd

>>212147923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOY_xyLez9M

>>212148147
Just can't take a man like you (who believes things he reads on big red buses) seriously.

The mild

wassup dudes

>>212148096
jew btw

>>212148182
Sent that timmy flying

>pay goes up
>companies raise prices by the same amount to cancel it out
Literally what is the point? At what point did we all just decide the ceiling for a standard of living and why?

every time i come here you lot are going on and on about blacks and pakis and immigrants and kikes

>>212147969
parasitic biomass must be sustained forever

>>212148231
blog on freak

>>212148231
so send them back

Remember that polling showed the average voter thinks MPs wages and expenses are like 6% of government spending (they're <0.1% of course), and by cutting those we they think we can fund R NHS.
Meanwhile boomers think pensions aren't a benefit, they unironically think theres a pot of money for them they've saved up.

The average voter is a fucktard.

>>212148200
That blind eye is working overtime I see leftypol

>MUH MIGRANT HOTELS
>MUH £300 MILLION A WEEK
>MUH 10,000 CHANNEL CROSSINGS A DAY
Genuinely lads how can you possibly win an argument against someone this thick?

>I enjoy getting a rise out of people
>it's pure satire

bulbousdem tap tap tap on katy tongue
timmy call but she aint picking up

>>212148202
hey that was my school motto

Haha yeah "Yookay" "Boriswave" "Bomalians"

Honestly find coy dog-whistling toryboys embarrassed of their previous voting patterns infuriating

Say it with your chest: fuck niggers, fuck pakis, send them all back

just kill every single person on earth at this point

>>212148307
was just saying this down the pub

>>212148268
MPs shouldn't be paid or get expenses

Look at us
One said blaming x
The other side blaming y
None of us recognising the class war and blaming the capitalists

>>212148182
Absolutely screaming at the look of terror that little nonce must've had when his t-shirt was literally ripped in half and saw a fist fly towards him out of nowhere lmao

>>212148268
bruh the average person wanted to keep us all locked up for years cos we might cough on each other

>>212148165
https://www.gmb.org.uk/private-sector/logistics/uber-eats-noticeboard

Baumel's cost disease innit. Also, thousands of Indians and Pakistanis working as urban scarecrows, standing at the doors of shops and shouting at blacks as they walk out without paying. Nothing they can do about it, but they get paid the minimum wage for being there. They earn about 70% of the median British wage, which is a fortune to them.

>>212148272
>>212148297
>>212148268
>>>/pol/

>>212148307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPsOEZTO8OE

Black bbs

>>212147909
sharty probably.

>>212148207
hello <3

bought a 4tb external drive for storing things on

>>212148297
Yookay was invented by morgoth, a man who's been hating pakis since you were in nappies, be humble

>>212148182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UajTvU3sjrY

illegal borderline illiterate skinny small boat cronem chiefing potent clickums in dey stolen range rover racing past timmy's ends pumping drillrap

We aint postin on the sharty, lil bro

'ri

I reckon there's a link between work place safety practices improving and the rise of really stupid people. It's as if they're not being wiped out in industrial accidents anymore because health and safety laws prevent them from dying because of their own stupidity resulting in them breeding and producing even more stupid more people.

On top of that I also think because it's no longer socially acceptable for fathers to marry off their daughters to the best available men this has weakened the gene pool because some of the country's top women end up settling for a lower class manual labourer

>>212148319
The opposite, pay should be higher, to attract talent rather than the gaggle of fucktards we get. Anyone with talent works in the private sector.

The PM is on like £250k when the CEO of a company with revenue in the billions would be on many millions.

>>212147909
Desuarchive I guess
Then we figure out the next move

>>212148297
Excellent post
>>212148182
TND

What's in Vietnam

>>212148297
brown bovine boriswave biomass

Black men

>>212148440
hanoi clue mate

>>212148426
The cop clearly reaches for his holster first. Black guy shits himself when that happens

>>212148328
scromitting

small boat cronem in leather sandals loudy chewing khat and loudly talking in dey native language in front of the pale giggling katies

>>212148468
fucking hell

>“There is rapidly approaching a time when in every White Western city, corpses will be stacked in the streets as high as men can stack them,” he wrote. “And you are either going to be stacking or getting stacked.”
Andrew Anglin said this

Microtransactioning my bollox

>>212148431
Often think about this myself. We have more violence and crime because we used to execute our criminals before they could reproduce.

I saw somewhere that rather than the image of merrie olde england, liberal in its ways, we were some of the most prolific executuoners as well, doing far more than France or the German states, and it could well explain the merry liberal high trust society that came after as a result.

>>212148297
Fucking shut up you twat

>>212148498
Think you might have missed the part where he nosedives onto the floor

>>212148399
what kind of things?

Sick of it.

>>212148537
Violent crime is down on 50 years ago m8

>>212148440
I've been. Decent country. Would return in a heartbeat

my mind is blown

>>212148537
modern lefties will kill babies but keep murderers alive
cant make it up

>>212148549
gay porn

>>212148081
18 pack of stella ta

>>212147712
The 'bergs, as it were

Alri lads keep up with it then

gay porn stew

Which Novara Media girl would you shag then

>>212148565
doubt this. probably just some function of how “violent crime” is defined

heinous criminals would probably prefer the death penalty to life in prison anyways if it was normalised the state would use it to kill random people they dont like

>>212148622
Looking at you Cornwall

>>212148631
It's true, way less drunk scraps on a friday night outside the pub than there used to be, for example

got the gay poo porn on

>>212148640
good joke mate have u seen prisons in 2025?

>>212148565
We had lead 50 years ago and we'd banned capital punishment at that stage. Also post war, we were only executing the most egregious criminals anyway. I mean we need to return to executing the antisocial. People who don't care for society or their neighbours. Not just for murder or the like, but theft and fraud offences, people who play music on public transport, anti social drivers, littering etc. Get rid of them before they can pass their genes onto offspring. I imagine Britain would start to look and feel like a much nicer place.

>>212148524
Just two more weeks, I'm sure

gay pornwall

heinous criminals receiving unconditional adoration from -2

Toil is an escape from my grim life

>>212148688
sybau

Creatine gives you big sexy muscles and increases your IQ and brain power

The Jew does not want you to take creatine

gay porn on the cob

Ash Sakar

>>212148641
UHH MY ANCESTORS

the gay porn carpet

>>212148705
sad state of affairs

>>212148664
how many stabbings and shootings though

>>212148586
There's a really old French novel (written in the 18th century I think?) about a French peasant who finds himself thrown back through time to the height of the Roman empire. He spends the entire novel trying to become emperor by using his knowledge of farming. It's actually a really good read.

>>212148705
ktim

>>212148577
Not just foetuses, viable babies a day before due date can now just be left to die. And if you're in treatable pain, the NHS won't help you because of waiting lists, but they will offer you assisted dying.

What a time to be alive.

>>212148678
dont care

>>212148557
I’ve started talking to normies in public about it
When I see jeets on the train I just look at normies and laugh or complain about it

The normies are all socially awkward cowards that won’t say anything and the jeets are tubby weak manlets. no one will do anything. you can just be openly racist.

When did the right wing pundits become so cringe? Peterson, Kirk, Rogan etc. They've all become such dweebs

absolutely boiling over with incel rage

unconditional adoration
14 porcelain
14 onyx

>>212148787
Shut up you stupid fucking twat

Africans shouting in their vile language outside, doesn't need to be like this

>>212148768
yes i said babies
unbeliveable the amount of evil that "passed" last week
truly beyond even my worst imaginations

>>212148777
didnt happen

>>212148790
>unconditional adoration
something you will never experience

>>212148732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_AfMHCVoxA

>>212148434
Wrong
MPs weren't paid at all until 1911 and the higher the wages have got since then the more scum has entered parliament

>>212148802
it mek -2 excited

Done a 15 mile incel cycle

POO GAY PORN WANK

>>212148804
Hopefully many more brown than white babies are terminated in this way
Silver linings and all that

>>212148804
if a giant 6 foot maori woman was raping you would you let it happen diego or try wriggling out

I was a train and a black woman across the aisle from me was eating chicken wings. She was dropping the bones onto the floor. The floor around her was covered in bones. Now tell me, would society really be worse off if someone like her were to be executed? What purpose does she serve in the world, except to be a burden on the rest of us?

>>212148818
you don’t know how timid normies are
even if they are leftists (most secretly hate jeets), they won’t say anything. i’m being serious. if one of them plucks up the courage to be a hero with a snappy comeback (1/1000, never happened to me), you can just shut them down.

Ash Sarkar <3

it's been lovely lads
but I really need to get back to closing-tabs toil

see ya in a bit x

on the 15.1 mile inelcycle

>>212148849
evil creep

>>212148866
raskolnikov ahh post

minus porcelain giggling outside the holiday inn where small boat cronem b livin

>>212148867
bizarre incel fantasy

>>212148858
Is that a threat and if so can I watch

>>212148897
cope on paki

>>212148866
did you yeah?

Wish I looked like him

>>212148777
I had a commuter "friend" like this before covid. He had one of those 50 calibre bullets for a lighter and he would always show it off to me whenever he saw a non white on the train. He would always gesture with his eyebrows and move his eyes in the direction of the person before rolling them at me. I personally couldn't give a shit so I just humoured him and smiled. We never said a single word to each other either. Odd little creature.

>>212148866
bizarre incel larp
feel like everything you concluded from this could be said about you

jewish imported bio-weapons

>>212148894
mmhmm she lookin forward to adjustment

snappy mentioned
snappydem porcelain brekkin at holiday inn
anuva one sorted

the brit cronem poster zoidberg on a vpn or some unfathomably grim specimen who looks up to him as a mentor

ERRO EVERAYBODAY

>>212148932
Sounds very based
Not so mental now is he.

>>212148928
Get on the 15.2 mile incel cycle lad

>>212148912
mate you have a panic attack every time you have to use the phone shut it

poo barm farting

Foden added waves to his hair. League ain't ready.

>>212148873
Unironically peng

>>212148955
would rather downies than non whites tbf

>>212148928
That's literally me

>>212148955
Never understood what's so funny about downs people desu

>>212148849
Labour wouldn't have extended it to birth if they projected more browns than whites would use it

>>212149019
Hard to laugh at yourself isn't it mate

>>212148998
timmy's crush

>>212148955
happy chappy int he

>>212148981
???
bizzare incel projection
your quippy wee jokes won’t save you from the fact you’re a brown bastard

>>212148955
>retard laughing at another retard

>>212148955
sovl

I have to go to the post office on Saturday morning

>>212149030
That's my half-sister and she's 15 you fucking nonce

>>212148998
Foolish Timmies easily deceived by cunning diarrhoea pajeetas

you never see a paki downy. ever notice that?

Tyrone's crush

If you've never fucked a masculine dyke, you've never lived

>>212149045
cry on

Air fryer? Yeah sure mate. Can't fry fucking air. Just not possible is it?

>>212149063
Aw fuck I'm so sorry mate I genuinely had no idea I'm fucking disgusted I could find myself sexually attracted to someone that old.

So this was a weird one.

I was sat in the kitchen this morning, halfway through a bowl of Coco Pops, when a car crawled past outside. Passenger leans out with his phone, clearly filming, looks right at the house and just shouts “Paging Dr Faggot!” then they drive off laughing.

To make it weirder, the bloke shouting it looked a bit like Ronnie Pickering. You know, that red-faced road rage guy from the viral video? Same sort of energy. Just leaned out the window like he was about to challenge me to a bare-knuckle bout on my driveway.

I sort of froze with the spoon in my mouth and just stared at them through the window. Pretty sure we made eye contact. Felt like something out of Black Mirror.

Anyway… I’ve never heard that phrase in my life. Is it from a show or something? My partner reckons it might be from a film but we’ve got no clue. I’m not a doctor. Just a bloke trying to enjoy some cereal in peace.

To be clear, I’ve never seen these people before, no idea who they are, and they definitely filmed the wrong house if this was meant for someone else.

Is this like… a TikTok thing? Or am I being randomly targeted by some very niche drive-by insult trend?

Genuinely curious. And also slightly on edge.

>>212149040
LOL ain't dat da truth

>>212149102
where’s that spastic that used to have an autistic meltdown every time someone brought up air fryers

total hymen destruction

>>212149064
fuck up heatherpaedo you've never had sex LOL

>>212149038
sent that freak flying

>>212149133
Probably still lurks here

Hard to believe obese people exist

concluded that the brit cronem poster is spaedo

hello my chickens xx

>>212149098
why did your brother ian commit those heinous acts after his star-turn?

>>212149061
thought your post office was bankrupt

>>212149132
why do you pretend to talk like a black man on 4chan and post interracial fantasies all day

>>212149122
No worries pal we've all been there

Me bird's up the duff, lads

>>212148998
30% thicker vaginal mucus

>>212149128
leave it on plebbit next time mate

>>212149164
its heathermong

>>212149195
new timmy cope dropped

meanwhile lil timmy inside playing roblox LOL

>>212149030
Freshers week legend

>>212149061
what are the demographics of your locale?

>>212149217
who is timmy?

>>212149170
He's only flesh and blood

he laser focused on dat katie hymen

Fucking hell the Timmy/cronem spam is still a thing here?

I support the death and destruction of heathermong.

heathermong and ziedy no longer get a rush from posting standard interracial shite so progress onto increasingly deranged and weird fetishes until they’re both at full blown pedophilia

>>212149234
damn lil cronem be plottin summat mischievous

>>212149282
Yeah he even did it a tiny tiny bit when we migrated to the sharty
Think it made him seethe too much that it was easy to filter him though

>>212149282
every day
for months
over a year in fact

>>212149234
That's disgusting. What if it was reversed. What if it was a little girl looking at a man with a huge bulge in his pants, would a dude make a video saying "she knows what she likes". Disgusting

>>212149296
katy liked it

>>212149282
Israeli taxpayers foot a big bill for it mate and they're gonna get their money's worth

>>212149234
you would never see a timmy child act like dat

The bradders folder as it were lads

>>212149285
heathernonce has posted actual 'p on here before

Vgh...

R 25%
B 25%
R 25%
S 25%

>>212149282
it’s kind of funny but also so sad and grim that they exist

>>212149285
i like it when they sometimes go a bit gay and imply the cronem are going to/want to shag timmy

it's june 26 and I'm fucking FREEZING what the fuck????

>>212149323
stfu timmy i can hear pang pang calling u

>>212149282
And it will, forever, because mongs won't migrate to /bant/ where these spammers can be immediately filtered.

NEW
>>>/bant/22867551
>>>/bant/22867551
>>>/bant/22867551

>>212149359
>>212149359
>>212149359
>>212149359

So?