Humiliation ritual

>>212151908 (OP)
I've never used a urinal in my life and I'm 30 years old

>Dude touching his chin with hand that was probably on his dick
Reeee

I purposely stand a little distance in front of the urinal so people can see my dick if they glance over

Some boomer initiated small talk with me while we were both pissing at the urinals the other day. Maybe that was acceptable for his generation but I think chit chat with a stranger while you have your dick is out is kind of weird.

>>212151964
what's the problem? do you have a smelly dick?

>>212152041
I often shit in the urinal, gotta let them know whos the boss.

>>212152104
Worst is public saunas with naked boomers who keeps shining their foggy glasses and acts like they don't see without them.

>>212151908 (OP)
>>212152169
You shouldn't complain when other people have it worse

>>212151908 (OP)
At least with trough urinals you can all scoot together to make space for newcomers

>>212152104
If somebody tried to talk to me in a mens bathroom I would shoot him

>>212152112
You get piss droplets on your hands if you piss in a urinal

>>212152302
How? Do you just point it straight forward and blast it out?

>>212152348
Yes, full force, so I can be done as fast as possible. I have shy bladder so I'll just stand there looking like a retard if another guy comes close

>>212152104
I do that too

>>212151908 (OP)
banheirão

>>212152041

homo

>>212153128
Not me, you're the homo if you glance. If you don't then there's not even a problem and nobody would ever know.

>>212151908 (OP)
For the longest period of time I thought this was what "penis envy" meant, was VERY confused when I found out what it actually was, didn't even consider the fact that girls may think of such things desu

>>212151944
I exclusively use urinals, stalls are for shitters (never outside of home), junkies and whores

>>212151908 (OP)
>Stalls all in use
>Urinals busy but there's a free spot
>Shy bladder kicks and have to fake peeing

>>212153479
piss in the sink.

>>212151908 (OP)
this is why america had coloured bathrooms btw

>>212151908 (OP)
>t. dicklet

>>212153479
Once I got shy bladder so bad I stood there for long enough for another bloke to use the urinals twice. He said I must have a bladder like a racehorse.

Urinals in the gay bar are fun

>>212151908 (OP)
Could always be worse

>>212152104
he wanted to suck your peen

>>212155257
>makes it so you have an erection while peeing
what were they thinking?

>>212152041
He was clearly cruising

>>212155486
kek

>>212153249
i have adhd
how can i not look at your bbc dangling around in front of my face?

>>212155257
me in the second stall from the left

>>212151944
SAAAAAAAAAAAR

I piss into the sink

>>212156442
I do this at home in the kitchen unironically.

>>212152390
Ok but if it’s splashing on your hands, it’s also splashing all over your clothes. So you just piss all over yourself?