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I might get panda now. Goddamn shills itt

>>212156577
hhnnnnnnngggggg I am absolutely willing to find out

>>212156610 (OP)
This is a magnified image of a wad i blew into a pair of red boxers

>women pay to go and see a TheRapist
kinky

Im like Sylvester Stallone but fat bald and white

>>212156634
why's there shit in your cum

I haven't been jerkikng it but rubbing it instead through my underpants until I finish. it keeps my hand clean but have to change every time.

I'm like Brad Pitt but ugly

>>212156649
If you heat up a cow dung in the microwave it is just like fucking a warm apple pie

If you ain't with us, you in our way, nigga
You an actor, you should be on Broadway, nigga
'Cause you do shit the broad way, nigga
Your bitch got a ass, but my broad way thicker

>>212156648
Sylvester shalom

>>212156686
He said white not Jewish

>>212156662
i bloody told you to wash your penis

>>212156694
No thats what I call Stallone since he is jewish

>>212156676
Why is he or she dressed like misty from pokemon

AND I GUESS THATS WHY THE Y CAAALLL IT THE BLOOOOOOOOOS
TIME ON MY HANDS
COULD BE TIME SPENT WITH YOOOOOOOOOUUUU
LAUGHING LIKE CHILDREN
CHILDREN LIKE LOVERS
ROLLIN LIKE THUNDER
UNDER THE COOOOOOOOOOVERRRRRSSSS

>>212156704
Isn't he Italian?

>>212156628
It is very fun
That was my first time on a large lake so thr boat traffic made me a little nervous but no issues and a perfect day

>>212156705
She just bough a 2005 midnight blue dodge magnum and is fully embracing the lifestyle

>>212156736
I don't get it

>>212156695
this is chaos and confusion, roughly speaking

shooting strings of cum everywhere to this thread right now

>>212156754
Why? Spinnys selfie hasn't even been posted

>>212156754
i shot a creamy load into the trash can in the bathroom

this nigga jacking off to trash cans

>>212156705
Maruko-chan came first
Yellow and red are just kid colors I guess

Bobo used to tell stories about cumming in the toilet at his mother's house.

>>212156768
im jerking off to gay porn on the phone then cumming in the can

>>212156750
iykyk

landlordberg emailing about lease renewal

currently fart maxing

I used to cum in socks
It became so familiar to me that the simple act of putting the sock over my dick was enough to make me cum even if I wasn't ready before
had to stop

>>212156780
LOOOL obscure looking meme but it looks so funny

>>212156784
But how is your shidfolio performing?
Don't put all of your turds in one basket

i will fucking eat you

>>212156784
Since I stopped drinking beer 5 days ago I have been unable to fartmaxx. My digestion has improved and I take nice loggy shits now.

buy shidcoin now

>>212156748
It's over

sometimes i beat off just to remind myself how much i don’t enjoy it

semen

>>212156810
Wine or liquor, or staying sober?
My poos have been bad lately the more ive been drinking

I have pre-nut clarity

>>212156812
no

need an asian hooker to lose my 25 year old virginity

>>212156810
Same but 10 days. Feel much better all around

it's inconceivable that a foid would ever browse /cum/ given the typical subject matter that is discussed:

>shidding
>cumming
>farding
>trannies
>holocaust
>racism
>religion
>anime
>memes

>>212156835
go to your local massage parlor

>>212156835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zjAG3Xw2ko

>>212156817
you wouldn't do it unless you liked it fag stop watching rape and condition yourself to beat your shit to something wholesome

>>212156835
No you dont

>>212156826
I have peri-nut clarity

>>212156825
>>212156837
Just drying out, I was on vacation and drank quite a bit during that time. Gotta drop a few pounds now so no booze for at least a few weeks.
I am not as depressed feeling either, which is nice.

>>212156840
women be like
"oooo, I wanna be one of the boys, add me in your group chat" then get mad at you when you make fart jokes and drop the hard R

smfh

y'all niggas gregarious

>>212156840
>holocaust
Or the holohoax as I've taken to calling it
Death to israel and death to the zog

God wants me to die a virgin

>>212156861
yes i do
>>212156845
only old ugly women are at rub and tugs

ruv u rong tiem

>>212156840
Only in Memphis

Attending a pride parade in a hazmat suit to show my support.

>>212156892
i went to a gay festival just to see what goes on there and i couldnt stop laughing at the faggots and troons that attend it

therapist told me i should burn local

>>212156878
hollow meaningless sex is the way! =)

>>212156878
Not in my friends cat's experience
Mostly decent looking middle aged and occasionally younger good looking ones
The old ladies work in the hotels he said

>>212156902
it's good to be able to laugh at yourself

Sup fellas

>>212156915
>>212156916
spotted the seething faggots

>>212156881
>How are you, GI Joe? It seems to me that most of you are poorly informed about the going of the war, to say nothing about a correct explanation of your presence over here. Nothing is more confused than to be ordered into a war to die or to be maimed for life without the faintest idea of what's going on. Go home, yank!

Supervisor at my new job is a tranny....

LGBTQ+ or straight I don't care, but I think people who go out of their way to get infected with and spread sexual diseases should be chained up and forced to climb a mountain and descend on repeat until they all die

>>212156905
you should burn off that yee yee ass haircut and get some bitches on ya dick

NIGGAAAAAA

For my coomer anons who like body cams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vjQyFl3NUk

Panda express fucking sucks

>White rice is undercooked and bland
>Brown rice tastes like cardboard
>Chow mein tastes like nothing

>>212156922
You missed the architect edition

>>212156925
I'm not the one at a fag parade

>>212156933
getting infected with HIV is kind of hot though

>>212156940
It's fucking fast food you chink

>>212156916
Calling 911 about this murder.

>>212156925
aint nobody jealous you went to a pride parade, gaylord

>>212156930
Nows your chance

>>212156912
Did you just straight up ask them if you could fuck, or how did you go about it?

This is China right now and you're laughing.

>>212156873
if i saw you i would punch you in the guts once, drop you like a bag of shit, and then i would look into your beautiful eyes and you would say "i'm sorry" yeah you could be my little bitch

>>212156943
you are the main attraction you dick sucker

>>212156940
>>Chow mein tastes like nothing
moron

>>212156950
Cook the rice a little longer and put some pepper in it. White rice is so fucking easy to cook its insane that they manage to mess it up.

>>212156936
She looks hot but I refuse to watch content thats basically watching the worst moments of peoples lives uploaded for internet points

>>212156950
>>212156940
>chinese fast food

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750992855919572.webm

>>212156958
After a while they ask you to flip on your back and if you want anything else
If you feel them up while they're massaging you they'll get the hint

>>212156966
>china-inundaciones.jpg
Buenas noches, señor

>>212156966
They'll rebuild it better, no worries

>>212156942
Guess so, what happened there

i don't know how to keep in touch with acquaintances

>>212156976
what do you expect they're fucking mexican

>>212156993
>If you feel them up while they're massaging you they'll get the hint
Idk if i have the balls to do that. what if instead they scream and tell you to leave?

>>212157002
its called a cell phone

>>212156978
she chose to get hammered and drive around risking other peoples' lives. you should not feel any pity for her.

>>212156976
Get fried rice retard
If you're getting the white then douse it in their hot sauce

>>212156966
No I'm not, I hope China displaces us as the new world power. No group is more tyrannical than the American monied class.

>>212156631
Sex sex sex vagina
Soft thighs

>>212156950
Also, a small bowl costs 9 fucking dollars where I am. I could get twice the food that actually tastes good for a few bucks more from my local chink place

>>212157014
they just tell you to stop or that it's not that kind of place
it's pretty obvious which ones are the shady places

>>212157014
rape

i only ate junk food today

i feel like normies naturally have a radar that tells them who is part of their tribe. Like they enter a room and immediately gravitate to their people
Whereas I don't have this indicator at all. I enter into a room and see all the different groups, but have no natural feeling towards one or another. i have to logically calculate in my mind which groups are more amenable to me than others

>>212157042
Same

>>212157043
just find other autists and be the alpha autist

>>212157014
Why would they scream? It is part of their job
If they scream and tell you to leave it means you are at a real massage place and not a rub n tug

Apparently in the South there are black people owned Chinese food places and they have their own spin on the dishes. I've heard most reports say they're mid but I'd like to try it

>>212157043
it doesnt take a rocket scientist to ignore the unwashed obese man in the corner with a zelda t-shirt

>>212157036
I'm too cowardly to just start feeling a total stranger up
it just seems weird

>>212157043
Yeah, you're definitely not a normie if you see the world this way.

>>212157043
Normies go for other normies, it's really that simple. When I used to be a normie I looked, spoke, and dressed like them. It was surreal because until I was 22 I was a weirdo outcast. It was like visiting another dimension for a while until I left it. If you're fit and well-dressed they automatically treat you better than if you're out of shape and aren't fashionable.

>>212157014
just pop a boner

>hang out with an "emo" zoomer girl
>she only listens to n*gger music

>>212157060
>Lefty's
Judeo–Bolshevism strikes again.

>>212157084
turn her onto that crunkcore lol

>>212157042
i dont eat junkfood except when i make a peanut butter and banana sandwich

good music is like candy, you gotta throw out the wrappers

Black owned Chinese food. Would you?

>>212157024
I understand don't get me wrong, I despise drunk drivers for personal reasons, but there's nothing there for me with this kind of content. Put them in jail and be done with it
It's not even about pity, what kind of person would I be if I took enjoyment out of that, watching someone ruin themselves? I'd be garbage
If that's how you want to spend your time, leering and jeering at a drunk, so be it.

>>212156610 (OP)
Guys I’m due for my fourth root canal, wish me luck.

Did you read the book 1984?

>>212157077
>If you're fit and well-dressed they automatically treat you better
No they don't. They just try to up you.

>>212157114
Yeah

>>212157114
yes, I thought it was pretty good but I don't remember anything other than the ending

>>212157114
I didnt read a book

>>212157112
Lmao just brush your teeth and floss dude
I got a gold crown because I chipped my tooth

>>212157106
Any song that takes more than 5 seconds to show it's a banger is inherently trash

There is nothing wrong with driving drunk
If you weren't meant to drive drunk why do you need a license to buy alcohol?
Fucking retards

Brave new world > 1984

>>212157063
i wear vans sneakers and a nice dress shirt usually
that kind of total autist you're describing usually actually gets along ok with people because people find them kind of cute or funny
I'm just off-putting and distrustful
>>212157077
How do you stop being a normie?
>they automatically treat you better than if you're out of shape and aren't fashionable.
I'm in shape and dress pretty fashionably I haven't noticed any difference desu

>>212156873
awwwwwww look at that sweetie
some sort of corvid

>>212156930
This was the signature of an email I received from someone who was meant to assist me in transferring to a four-year college. I don't want to be mean since they were nice, but holy hell how are we meant to trust the advice or decisions of people like this? Person is a tranny btw if it wasn't obvious

love those days where you only need one meal

every book report I've ever done I just read summaries online

>>212157108
It's for jelqing bro not leering or jeering

>>212157114
man who's never read a single word of Orwell in his life: wow, did Orwell call it or what??

So whats our plan to save America

I suffer in my country

>>212157114
it was required reading in high school

>>212157139
booze cruise is fun as fuck
just dont drive if your passing out at the wheel

>>212157043
I normally gravitate towards the friendliest attractive women in the room

>>212157120
>No they don't. They just try to up you.
In my experience they're friendly and think you're one of them. Guys that never would've talked to me were starting conversations at work and asking me to hang out after shift. Girls at stores were making small talk with me and flirting too. It was bizarre but it showed me how shallow people really are.

feels nice to take a laxative and not eat solid food for 24 hours so you can be totally empty

>>212157130
K. The first two are from childhood, my parents let me eat crap food more than they should have.

>>212157159
Actually I was reading some of Orwell's thoughts on technical English earlier today for my job

>>212157164
gotta get rid of a certain demographic

>>212157107
that chicken do be looking tasty

>>212157174
And then their palm gravitates to your cheek

>>212157164
say the n word a bunch of times

>>212157164
Mandatory guillotine beheadings every hour in every town square every day every other month

>bus ride
lmao

>>212157191
America doesn't have town squares

>>212157143
fucking love BNW. Mustapha mond was right about everything

>>212157139
I hope your family finds you and your car wrapped around a telephone pole one morning

>>212157069
I I wouldn't be talking about normies in the third person if i was one you stupid normal nigger use your brain

>>212157143
that's just not true. Though idk where I'd place We by Zamyatin

>>212157114
i dont know how to read i have an app on my phone that reads every post out loud

>>212157164
America is perfect it doesn't need saving.

posting it

>>212157198
Maybe in your shithole favela but in most real communities there is one

>>212157193
if I drove to work my car would be even farther away, probably be in an expensive parking garage, and take me at least an hour to get home because of traffic

I asked grok what was the average age of a mother when giving her first birth throughout human history, ignoring the last 100 years, according to hard data from genetic, genomics and epigenetic studies. Asked him to provide 20 sources.
He said that for 99.9% of human history this age was ~15 (mix of 14-16).

So I asked him whether being attracted to 15-16 year olds is biologically healthy or a sign of being bent, from a purely biological point of view.

Grok said it's a sign of biological health, with fucktons of studies proving just that, and that under no biological or psychiatric definition it's anything wrong. Then he threw disclaimers that "biology is not all, muh current cultural norms, law" etc.

How long until Grok gets wiped for being politically incorrect?

>>212157218
sirs..........

>>212157218
fuck zoomers

>>212157222
It's not a town square if you can drive through it.
Very, very few American towns and cities have pedestrian only town centers.

>>212157164
Have another chud sympathizing billionaire buy Reddit and allow racism on it, and the rest will just flow from that

>>212157183
I'm not making fun of you, fuckface, I'm making fun of the current state of public discourse in this country.

>>212157226
Damn bro I would have read all that if I cared!

What are you gonna do when everyone is carrying this around?

C*lifornia power hour

>>212157248
What's the purpose of this? What can it do?

>>212157238
I'm not even going to bother with the guillotine, I'll behead you with my mouth

>>212157264
Haha behead my penis with your mouth first please

>>212157248
Alexa, gutshot this motherfucker!

>>212157168
Yarrr why don't ye just be buyin' an automobile like true red-blooded patriots do?

>>212157254
It listens to everything everyone around you says and uploads it in a database. Instead of depending on spooks turning on your phone microphone in the back, it's now always on and people are ok with it because they can have the data too.

>>212157267
Um you want your dick bitten off?...

>invited to a 2-2
>the bitch said she had to work last moment

When someone on 4chan is being extra, extra racist against black people I assume they are Scandinavian and have known a single black person on more than the most passing level in their lives.

>>212157254
It can spy on you.

>>212157279
>>212157223

>>212157180
You were a failed normie. if you managed to hold convos, flirt, and make small talk, then you're a normie. maybe a bit of an eccentric one, but still a normie
it's simple as that

>>212157281
>>212157293
I will not be purchasing this device.

It's FINALLY raining

>>212157287
*not known

>>212157281
I don't get it, what's the function for the user

the fuck is a 2-2

having black neighbors made me racist

>>212157248
Shoot on sight for infringement of my right to exist in public without being filmed that's been eroding away for centuries
This is a state of being that humans over hundreds of thousands of generations have enjoyed for billions of years that we no longer have because of smoothbrains and capitalists (not that those two things are mutually exclusive, when I say "smoothbrains" I'm more refering to the "what do you have to hide?" crowned and the """"people"""" who vote for more speed and traffic cams instead of harsher penalties for bad driving and their local police actually doing their fucking jobs instead of playing pokemon go all day)

>>212157279
Pirates were not patriots...or were they? Was Lovecraft's Dagon story not about the upright citizenry of Providence's ancestors attaining their fortunes by immoral means, really?

Anytime I see someone on 4chan being racist or getting super into Catholicism, I can already tell they're not getting any pussy irl.

>>212157328
I don't really care about being filmed
Who gives a shit?
I'm not an anarchist or spy

got invited to a 0-0

Arizona comes close to Florida man

t. pr*testant

i believe i have low T but i don’t want there to be a medical record proving it that’s disgraceful

i will never have sex

The last ten flags that used the N-word on /int/

>USA
>Mexico
>USA
>Algeria
>USA
>Switzerland
>Argentina
>USA
>USA
>Turkey

>>212157346
Arizona is a third world shithole

We are living in a pretty cyberpunk era. Nothing illegal about wearing cyberpunk masks and leg braces to modify your gait and prevent AI from identifying you. Faraday bag your phone and wear gloves. Basically consider the outside world a hostile environment and you're armouring up to go out in it.

>>212157335
Anyone women bring up irrelevant HOLES for their arguments

let me guess, you need more?

>>212157335
Same with Orthodox Christianity too, actually.

Axis of annoyance: trad caths, orthos, and evangelicals

>>212157209
I should have had something like that for math.

>>212157305
Everyone around you will
>>212157319
>Hey Alexa, what did anon say about his boss last Friday? And what did I say I need to get for groceries?

>>212157354
>Switzerland
So cringe.
Its an American word, Euros should invent their own slurs

zonies get the rope

>>212157363
you need less, fatty

>>212157363
Im shocked your sausage roll fingers were able to type a complete sentence

>>212157369
This violates my privacy

>>212157358
What?

>>212157363
comfy

the next 10

>Portugal
>France
>Italy
>USA
>USA
>USA
>USA
>Italy
>USA
>Brazil

>>212157321
2 guys 2 girls
>not replying directly
woman

>>212157388
I meant to say only women bring up holes as a way of winning arguments

>>212157379
it DO be like that

>>212157363
this is what the soviets fought for in afghanistan

>>212157386
Hope you have recourse

>>212157148
Nice job doxxing yourself retard

>>212157385
please mash the keypad to obtain a special dialing wand

>2 guys
ayo this nigga GAY

The idea of mutual reciprocation is alien to me
By default i ask nothing of others, but expect nothing in return

If the people running Kick possessed the slighest bit of foresight they would not have been caught off guard by the flood of Colombian pimps using their service

I used to dickride blacks when I was younger until I had a "we're on you're side!!!!11!!!" in the shitty

My first post of the thread

Back from gym. I am the strongest I've ever been. Starting working out again was one of the best decisions I made this year

Nutrition is a made up scam. humans did not evolve to be constantly eating and taking supplements
probably we evolved to withstand periods of deficiency

>>212157363
What soviet parade are you watchin?

>>212157415
ooooooh which one is the 'any' key?

i'm a great dad

>>212157435
Noice
I'm doing 20kg on the belt when I do chinups 5x5
Feels good man

>>212157430
Well women shouldn’t be on the road.

Just did an evil thing

>>212157432
moment*

>>212157335
Why do you come here?

>>212157444
are you telling them to ignore the authorities and stockpile ammo, dad?

>>212157449
You are a chad, man. I am not strong as you, but I just benched 175lbs for 5reps today

>>212157433
Why not just say "hello" or something like that?

>>212157430
Gay twitter-tard meme
Both the lifelong catholic and the convert are annoying faggot pedo enablers btw

tomorrow is garbage day
it's my favourite day of the week

I actually fucking hate liberals so much. Not because of how they look, or even the actual politics of it. I hate how they think. Smug, condescending, closeminded, and incapable of critical thinking.

They entertain no non-mainstream thought. Nothing. They only accept what is deemed acceptable, and they will laugh at you for bringing it up.

>>212157456
I used to love British reggae. It's natural if you're into western culture. Like zoomer slang. Like hippie slang, and music.

I consume the psychedelic eucharist of dionysus

>>212157473
Me when I put my bins out and now it's raining :/

Why the fuck should I have to put faraday bags on my phone and wear masks everywhere I go like a crazy person? That is not normal. Wasting time coming up with counters that could easily be lobbied into illegality when attacking the problem is what counts. Why is living in a surveillance state ok with so many people?
>hurr durr I have nothing to hide
it's not about you though, it's about the precedent you're helping to set for other people in your community and the future of the country/world
Peoples phones listening in to their conversations and figuring out how to sell them shit shouldn't be a joke, that should be a big alarm, but most people just laugh it off or worse, recognize how fucked up it all is but resign themselves to it because how could they ever do anything? They companies already got all of their information so what's the point in trying to do anything about it? It's disgusting

10 dicks in my ass sucky sucky cock
Yes I'm a bottom and I'm a top

>>212157354
Nigger

>>212157495
My neck
My back
Lick my pussy and my crack!!!

>>212157473
Happy to hear they celebrate you every week.

>>212157473
https://youtu.be/i7gIpuIVE3k

>>212157476
problem??

Would you bang

i am sick

>>212157495
mister you need to cut that shit out right now you hear me? this is a family board.

>>212157513
before I was born

This is me

>>212157452
im calling the police

>>212157513
https://youtu.be/jNQXAC9IVRw?si=dMvzpRNKydKDDCCr

>>212157509
Maybe. I need more pictures to a final decision.

>>212157477
Didn't use to be that way. Liberals were once the champions of heterodox, individual, and counter cultural thought, but the complete cultural victory of liberalism led liberal values to become enshrined in every major elite institution, which then turned liberal ideals into a kind of orthodoxy. This led to an ironic situation wherein liberalism by winning, becoming dominant, and having no real enemies destroyed its own values
historically happens all the time with ideologies

I am who I am

>>212157530
Based white woman poster

I am immune to propaganda and advertising

>>212157558
I doubt that
You are influenced in ways you don't even realize

>>212157535
too bad it's such a shitty video, PepsiCo or Pfizer should buy the rights to that video and edit it to be an advertisement for high fructose cancer causing soft drinks

>>212157558
literally me
nothing I buy was advertised to me

>>212157564
The only thing that has any influence on me is gravity

any tips on how to get a job in the united states while being brazillian in brazil

Algorithms!

>>212157580
Do you know anyone named Gilbert

I'm the annoying neighbour with the dogs that won't stop barking

>>212157553
I am that I am. And before AMALEK I pass with great slaughter and unremitting fury and they that worshipped idols shall rue their lot for I am the LORD your GOD

>>212157591
no

colonberg decided to start ripping some toxic farts

>>212157488
Ok what do you propose to do about it?
no matter what governments are going to exploit the internet to gather large amounts of data and information on their own and other populations. like they're not going to just give up this tool which gives them an immense surveillance abilities.
even if you passed some law, then they'd probably just switch to doing it more covertly

Have y’all tried the goldfish crackers with old bay seasoning on them?

>>212157608
Are you a mamas boy irl

>>212157616
>goldfish
how was kindergarten today

>>212157619
answer my question

>>212157621
Idk, Amazon has work from home jobs. Maybe you can find something in customer service

>>212157580
>any tips on how to get a job in the united states while being brazillian in brazil
Fuck. Off.
There are barely jobs for us

spic detected
calling ICE

>>212157564
I’m not influenced by advertising. Ever since I disabled all tracking type shit, along with applying Adblock most of the time (except when it breaks sites), the only ads I’m exposed to are for things that are completely irrelevant to me, like tampons and solar panels

>>212154734
>>212154734
Recycle

cum con sex

Time for the new, xixters

>>212157641
dont be greedy

>>212157616
Yeah, they are good

that biblical take was a reference to my belief that the Palestinians should be shipped off to Cairo or whatever

>>212157413
I understand the achievement gap is not the fault of students of color, but rather, the failure of societal institutions and the educational system in America.