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Tony Egg edition

you know it's certified BWC footage when the comments look like this

>>212158919 (OP)
First for la raza

>>212158919 (OP)
i'm the lamest nigga i know

Treated myself to some dwarfs. Thanks for the advice last night ameribro.

I want to get a record player

>>212158919 (OP)
20 years in the can

>>212158938
Hush. You're cute.

>>212158943
I have an ATLP60, works great

>>212158941
Based treater

never really noted it until social media made a big deal of it but i do see a lot of wmaf couples but not too many vice versa
if i were an ugly asian fella i bet it'd really fuck me up

>>212158943
Do you have this record

>>212158944
t. Bean at the back of grandma's cupboard

>>212158950
What records you got

check em

>>212158953
It’s funny that yellow males are so ostracized that they can’t recognize yellow feverists males to themselves be shunned, or very low ranking in the white caste system

>>212158941
That came fast or did you get them from a store irl?

>>212158965
man a shit ton

Beach boys, coltrane, miles, beatles, pink floyd, GYBE, stones, blade runner OST, buck owens, jelly roll morton, mississippi john hurt, woody guthrie...

>>212158943
I wish I had infinite record players that'd play Michael McDonald singing SUCH A LONG WAY TO GUUUUUUHHH all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qltnGF3EiFE

i have a broken record player, i've never seen that thing working pretty sure it was broken before i was even born

>>212158973
I went to the store to buy them. A store in my city does 20% off GW prices so I drove out there before going on a hike with dogbert

>>212158977
Get gg allin and the jabbers always was, is, and always shall be. you won't be disappointed

>>212158992
Im not a fan of gg. I do have the sonics thoughever

>>212158977
lmao you just had to end the list with woody guthrie

Suck me. SUCK ME NOW

>>212158968
check these now

>>212159004
whatsamatter? filtered by americana?

>>212159003
those are such fun songs. They actually played here a couple of years ago, 80 year old principal actors and all. I did not attend.

>>212158954
you look like the shah of iran

>>212159003
Did you ever listen to that album? It's not like his other work

>>212159011
lel

>>212159017
Really funny how Israel tried to restore his son to the throne, and then gave up

>>212159024
I have not

>>212159017
You got a fuckin eye problem?

Just beat muh fuggin dig

>>212159037
Check it out bud his early work is good

>>212159062
:D

>>212159014
i'm not a leftie

>>212159037
psssht, hey buddy, ever hear of the Monks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYA7ZkXXYqE

Asian women have sideways pussys

People who think every conspiracy is false are more dangerous than people who believe every conspiracy.

N

>>212159095
yes. This album is nuts

>>212159149
Fucking ass hole why the hell would you interrupt my n word tower like that? and you made a boring post too.

>>212159090
you dont need to be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz7oguguIZE

I went for the maudlin pop song, I'm sorry, it's been a while. I know true garage!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g9l6kFy6X0

>>212159162
Omg racism omg racism haha funny fun

>>212159171
Reddit is that way

let's build a nigger tower

>>212159203
Omg racism omg racism haha funny fun

N

Sparks were the garagest. I have the Kimono my House LP right here, Yugoslav pressing though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9loFpbEVxo

do you wanna build a black man

>>212159225
you ruined my nigger tower. why dont you go back to your shithole general?

brehs...

I want candy so bad

>>212159245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrsGz6mQuN4

>>212159255
it's in the van

>>212159127
It's just generally smarter to assume rumors are false than to believe they are true

>>212159292
>9/11 happens every year
>the final understanding
Redpill me on these

time to go to bed so I can do more FUCKING e learning tomorrow

>>212159248
Elena is still hotter

Time to go to bed so I can do more FUCKING tomorrow

freedom to say anything but nothing to say

>>212159303
>>212159323
XD

>>212159292
>meth immortality
This one is testable
Who here wants to see if meth makes you immortal?

The only records I have are Led Zeppelin, Miles Davis and Venom. They and the record player itself were Christmas presents from my dad

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=F3AkTh9RZqQ&si=PX_dabg_XWovm4Rd

>>212159380
Bet it's a Crosley too, you fucking loser lol

Cilantro, my brother, it has been too long.

God fucking damn it. It's actually amazing how quickly and easily I fuck up social situations. Even just with my family I somehow manage to mess everything up and embarrass myself, and I literally just did it again

Average wasp if their peasant ancestors didn't find big empty lands

>>212159460
So what if it is

hate that feeling where others think i didn't get a joke and try to "explain" it to me like i'm too stupid to understand
You stupid nigger-faggot i got the joke, and i get that you're fucking with me, i'm just going to play along

>>212159467
Same, that's why I just avoid social situations altogether. Can't fuck up if you don't ever try
>>212159474
Bot post

>>212159493
you have angloid peasant aura

>>212159481
*not going to

I can't sleep should I kick dogberg out of the bed?

>>212159531
If you want to
You're the boss, the dog won't resent you for it

i just took 12 oxycontin do you dare me to drive

>>212159531
No why would you do that

Being a parent sounds incredibly painful. You get to see your every failure and flaw reflected in your offrspring
like each one of your kids reflects a different awful aspect of yourself....

>>212159539
1 vote for yes
>>212159542
I sleep on a twin mattress there's not enough room for the both of us plus he's snoring

busted a giant nut and made a mess, so annoying having to deal with this shit at 3 am

>>212159480
They sound like shit and will damage your records, and are generally meant for ultra casuals. Even when I was first getting into record collecting I used a secondhand, rather heavy-duty vintage player rather than a hunk of plastic.

>>212159585
can i lick it up

Most of the time i barely feel anything in my dick like I can't even sense any feeling positive or negative
but then when i become aware of a sexual feeling towards a vagina-haver it's the only thing to occupy my head, but in that inbetween space i'm essentially asexual
Such is the life of a male-heterosexual penis haver

Canadacore

>>212159682
Looks communist

>>212159644
ChatGPT thinks I'm a deep tragi-comic artist for talking about my penis on 4chan

anyone in here gooning right now

>>212159784
No but I’m taking a shit

suppose burn victims dont wear fancy masks because they dont want to stand out but kind of too late for that, suppose i'll never understand it unless i become a burn victim myself

>>212159804
shitting is gooning for your bussy

suppose if you wear a cool mask people will think you're a bozo and give you shit for it until you reveal you're actually a burn victim, if you wear and ugly clinical looking mask people would assume you're just fucked in the face

>>212159784
i'm weedgooning. it's a term i invented for smoking weed and gooning. feel free to use it if you want :)

>>212159855
There are so many easy and better ways to express that, for example
>Grooning: green gooning

a partial cool mask that reveals a bit of your burn would work so people will know not to give you shit for it

>>212159784
Nah
Policy bodycam videos on one monitor, 4chan on the other monitor

Marijuana + gooning = marooning

>>212159854
We really need to normalize wearing cool masks

>>212158941
UPDATE: I have assembled a dwarf. He is quite small compared even to the inbred and poorly fed peasant.

good night anons

>>212159784
I'm leaning sideways trying to figure out if I injured my back today or not. I will find out for sure when I get out of bed tomorrow morning. It feels 50/50. I will do some light stretches and hope.

>>212159930
masks are taboo more so because of criminals

>>212159944
I'm glad this brings you so much joy

>>212159972
You’re a good guy. I don’t care what the Brazilian says about you

>>212160036
I'm not a thread personality, what is the Brazilian saying about me?
thanks though

>>212159944
Damn! Do you have a 3D printer? My dnd friend does

>>212160074
I do not, I buy all my minis so I don't have to deal with resin fumes/mess.

>>212160109
ngmi

>>212160129
resin fumes are nootropics

>>212160068
Just a joke

>>212160129
>>212160153
Fume hood (it's just a really baggy hoodie)

>>212160196
hell yeah

Feel like 3d printers would've destroyed the figurines market, they scam so hard on them

>>212160170
>Just a joke
sorry I'm bad at understanding jokes online

>>212160196
i mean... there's something to it

>>212160230
What if I told you the last 5 years have been the best ever for GW ( the biggest mini company )

There is an artist I've followed on xwitter for a long time who got desperate for money and started an onlyfans and looks wise she is literally 100% my type, I honestly keep considering breaking my own moral stance of not subscribing to porn for her but I know the moment I do I'll feel terrible she is literally my perfect definition of a 10/10 though

>>212160230
3D printers are pretty expensive

>>212160241
It's ok, I shouldn't assume that it's that easy to tell online. Anyways. Have a good night anon, I am very tired and calling it.

>>212160276
what about getting a real gf

>>212160302
Get his ass

>>212160278
Isn't a figure set like 500, especially if it has big ones in it, a 3d printer is like 1k isn't it, feel like it's a no brainer specially if anyone with a printer can print at a fair price for anyone else

>actually considering becoming a paypiggy
ishygddt

>>212160278
They're not at all a quality resin printer is like $200, maybe if you're not interested in wargaming/minis but since thats specifically what anon mentioned miniature gaming is already expensive a single box of space marines is $60 that's not even a full army, a full 2000 points can easily cost you a few hundred dollars if you're buying new, some individual units are over $100 at this point, and the 3d printer has uses outside of gaming I don't even play warhammer anymore and I've gotten a lot of use out of my 3d printers, just printed some pegs for an old sever casing that was falling apart a few days ago and saved myself the trouble of fully rebuilding it

>>212160328
>a 3d printer is like 1k
No the Mars elgoo is like $200 now and looks as good as real injection cast minis anycubic has even cheaper models

>>212160429
The setup is very expensive and space consuming if you want to do it safely. Yeah it's cheap if you don't care about your health and are cool with poisoning yourself with resin.

are ghetto black women the most annoying people on the planet?

>>212160483
jeets?

>>212160483
YOU AINT EVEN NEED TA DO ALL THAT

>>212160493
they're typically pretty meek

>>212160479
Just use a garage or patio and wear a mask, otherwise use a side room and buy $20 worth of fan and a case, if you don't have either you probably shouldn't be wasting thousands of dollars on minis to begin with

>>212160493
Indians are model citizens and practically white

>>212160516
>otherwise use a side room and buy $20 worth of fan and a case,
Doesn't do shit all to lower the PPM in the room, there are youtube tests up from multiple people. You are fooling yourself if you think it's anywhere near that easy.

>>212160509
doesn't stop them being annoying
>>212160520
ironic saarposting is still saarposting

>>212160302
I don't have any interest tbqh I dated in college and was never happy and I will never find a 10/10 like her anyway tomboys that still look good in their late 20s and not like troon freaks are rare

Guess I won't be sleeping tonight

>>212160533
>a closed off case and duct work going out your window does nothing
You're actually retarded and have no idea what you're talking about

Notes from a /cum/bro abroad:
>Icelandic hotdogs are unironically very good
>Italy has a worryingly large amount of jeets everywhere
>Much more American tourists in Italy than any other part of Europe I've been in

>>212160619
If Pakistan doesn't nuke India soon I fear everywhere will be overrun soon.

>>212160619
Have fun bro
Please be a good ambassador for us

>>212160619
>Italy has a worryingly large amount of jeets everywhere
For fuck’s sake; Italy, too?

>>212160743
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. PUT OUT THE WORD AND INDIA WILL HAVE 10 MILLION AT YOUR BORDER IN 24 HOURS.

>>212160743
Italy apparently has the most jeets of anywhere in Europe except the UK.

“Normal” cars are so expensive now that I might as well just save up a little more and get an E-class

There's going to be lots of seething tomorrow with these Supreme Court rulings

>>212160987
how does that make sebse

>>212161063
What rulings?

>>212161128
They are announcing their decisions on 5 cases tomorrow, including a few high profile ones

I'm so gassy
I wish I could share my flatulence with you
The smells are lovely

>>212161128
tariffs

i hope the supreme court allows tariffs please god i want america to collapse

4 hours till the snacks come

>>212161297
Elaborate

A 24 y/o West African chick messaged me on POF.

>>212161326
Mom picked the earliest Amazon fresh delivery time

should i study history? what are the job prospects like?

>>212161410
Study bio chemistry

>>212161402
What snacks

>>212161450
Extra hot Cheetos and spicy beef jerky

>>212161455
your breath's gonna be smelling like an overweight latina teenager

>>212161455
what happened to the m&m's?

>>212161470
I'm not eating it all in one sitting
>>212161481
I didn't get them this time

just jerked off and horny again

>>212161297
...why not just order from a convenience store via Uber Jeets/Jeetdash?

>>212161705
You can't find spicy beef jerking or extra spicy cheetos in regular convenience stores

idk how people could play the old gtas
they suck u can't do anything

>spicy beef jerking
Anyone know where I can get some?

>>212161843
Hahaha

>>212161790
all of them suck. its all movie games

>>212161790
GTA 4 is good but I agree the older ones are crappy especially on console with the dogshit lock on aiming

My neck is thirsting for a rope to hang it
It's practically begging for it

>>212161950
Why kill yourself now when you can go sicko mode and take out a bunch of credit card debit and then kill yourself when they come to collect

>Canada Day is on a Tuesday this year
FUCK!

>>212162047
Tha Jews!!

>>212162069
Even bots are now antisemitic.

Any virgin man in?

fuck guess ill jerk off again

>>212162366
I can help!

>>212161388
Plenty of Fulani?

>>212162366
not a bad idea. i'm going to splash some on my stomach too right now

>Remember le 2000s? Remember le Windows XP Lucky Star Frutiger Awesome Face? S0VL
2000s are literally when America died. 9/11, Israel wars, financial crises, "made in China" outsourcing, neoliberalism/neocons, SUVs, blingshit pop wiggerdom (50 Cent Lil Jon), ProTools mallcore buttrock (Chevelle Trapt), "reality TV" degeneracy, Walmart, McDonald's, chemtrails, fluoride, trucker hats, popped collars, GMOs, American Idol, women tattooing logos on their asses, etc.

>>212163068
don't care soz

>>212163068
So true. 2010s niggas ww@??
https://youtu.be/Zbg6lwq5yS4

this is what Britain used to be about…

>>212163068
Yeh but that’s what’s cool about it. It’s the same way people fetishize cyberpunk aesthetics even though they’re representative of a dystopian future. The aesthetics of decay are interesting.

Shitting, farting, pissing, cumming, sneezing, vomiting, coughing, hiccuping, sweating, blinking all in the same instant

>>212162635
Lmao

>>212161790
GTA2 is like an open world Hotline Miami. It's fun. You just don't move as fast.

Happy 4:20 AM!!!!!!!

i smoke too much

Hallo
This is the best video of 2025

Our warehouse is full of these containers
Always puts a little smile on my face, can you guess why? ;-)

>>212165472
>>212165552
There's an Israeli politician named gideon SAAR and he'll probably be their prime minister after B.B. keels over

Saar I kneel

Thank you for creating Emma

good morning

hello

>>212167484
morning bud

>>212167045
Maya clears

>>212167614
looks like she has downs

>>212167614
Perfect GF

>>212167714
Fax, No printer

Walking doggo

>>212168029
post doggo

People think I’m insane because I am farting all the time

>>212168243
im already insane

insane in the membrane

insane in the (brain)

im retarded and insane

I said TRIIIIIIIIICK you better catch the wall make that make that clap for Mr. Weatherall

Live
Laugh
Love

>>212168092
I'm on incognito

I will poop on your beach

gm cumbutts i'm drinkin covfefe

>>212168816
I will pick it up

it's too early to be up but if i go to sleep i'm definitely waking up too late

>>212165552
I used to work in the same office tower as a law office, and one of their named partners had the name Benis. It’d always make me chuckle aloud thinking of Spurdo whenever I saw the elevator floor guide.

>>212168955
i woke up at 7am today and i didn't do anything all day. i'm bored to death

Would you rather have your penis crushed with a cinderblock or have sex with a biological woman?

>>212169213
5 CITY RUN GROCERY STORES

I'm evil

>>212169275
how many people have you killed?

pooped 3 times this morn and it just turned 9 AM

inb4 zohran drops all his socialist policies as soon as he's elected

drinking covfefe

few more hours until fatherberg complains about my existence

>>212169413
Same but instant

>>212169413
samesies :3

>>212169413
Hold on wait for me

I want to kiss….guys? Wait! No! I mean girls. Girls girls girls I meant girls.

phew that was a close one

>>212169474
how does he complain? what does he say? or does he just go straight to the beatings?

I really enjoy my job. Feels good being appreciated and mentored.

my suggested content on snapchat is nothing but half naked women
I'm barely human

thinking about leaving the house today but there’s really nothing worth doing or any place worth going. any ideas

>>212169213
Reminds me of the face Dan Hentschel is always making
https://youtu.be/D-DJf0QNZKM

>I worked on St-Jean National day
>I'll have to work again on Leaf National day too
>I'm not one of the foreign worker
Fuck.

>>212169623
Go fishin' down by the crick

>>212169639
>>I'm not one of the foreign worker
Wdym?

>>212169620
How about Brapchat

>>212169660
I'm white QC worker... One of the few remaining at my local Tim.

>>212169599
i want to kiss the head of your penis

why does all this shit even exist, like Snapchat and TikTok and Kik and Instagram etc. why isn't there just one thing that does all of this crap

>>212169651
i do not possess any fishing tackle nor a license and i do not wish to spend 75 dollars on all that shit today

>>212169762
Go panning for gold then
You just need a shovel, strainer, and metal pie tin

metal-detecting is such a based hobby. I want to get into it

>>212169836
Don't get the very cheapest no brand ones
An older used garrett is good performance and value

>>212169837
extremely based, citizenship should require birthplace + american parent; if the child of an american is born abroad they should also have american citizenship so long as they spend the majority of their life there

>>212169805
sounds cool but i live in goldlet territory

jus sanguinis > jus soli

>>212169915
I found gold in Connecticut and Maine
There is some in most states

>>212169742
that's like asking why isn't there only one restaurant in the city

It's the weekend bb's u got any plans?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAt4xQbjofM&list=RDeAt4xQbjofM&start_radio=1

>>212169837
America's back, baby

my retarded coworker with a speech impediment is being extorted for money by a guy on instagram who has his nudes

>>212170042
Is he hot?

>>212170029
might kms

>>212170097
Kys

>>212170097
Nope, he's fat, and he has 2 babies with a black woman at the age of 22

>>212170178
Then he has nothing to worry about

>>212170178
lol doesn't sound like this guy has any money to give in the first place

serves him right for posting his nudes on Instagram though

>>212170029
waiting for a girl i like to stop ignoring me i guess

>>212170178
wtf

>>212170227
He didn't post the nudes. This guy just contacted him on instagram with nudes he had apparently sent someone a while back.
And yeah, he's broke. He told me that he already gave him money, but he's asking for more

In many cultures, a small serving of pickled vegetables is traditionally eaten with meals as a digestive aid. Give it a try!

>>212170255
just keep sending her messages eventually she will respond
>>212170259
lmao this guy is a retard and deserves what he gets. what kind of idiot guy sends nudes to someone that's faggot stuff.

I was one of the chosen few to be born in Alabama

>>212170323
I hear the pickled tomatoes that you can get in Eastern European markets are supposed to be good. Haven’t tried them yet, but I’m planning doing that when I can get around to it

>>212169920
Only for little countries and nation states.

Rock your body
Come on come on
Rock your body

>>212170323
i'd rather have fermented vegetables

>>212170528
well la dee da

once upon a time you dressed so fine

>spend hours mining and collecting resources
>start building a base above ground, lose interest, and delete my world
Minecrap more like.

>>212170396
cousin fucker!

>>212170704
Creative mode or bust

>>212170704
Terraria is better

>post on my cities subr*ddit asking if any women want to start a book club
>cis/trans women ONLY
what other sort of women are they making now?

>>212170741
Chud women

>>212170440
>>212170528
you're responding to a bot post jsyk

>>212170730
That's worse, I'm totally uncreative.
>>212170735
2D games aren't fun. They're clunky.

>>212170704
Minecraft is meh if you don't enjoy building things and even then there are better games, the appeal of a sandbox like the kind minecraft is wears off after a few hours when you realize its all going nowhere and you can just go play a game with actual progression and goals

>>212170869
>2D games aren't fun. They're clunky.
2D is worse from a sandbox perspective, but the overall gameplay of Terraria is better
I think of it as primarily a fighting game with sandbox elements

Our church has a "death squad" that dedicates itself to giving food and preaching to the homeless people and hospital patient's family members that gather in tents near the general hospital. Sometimes they have a speaker and sing.

They're called the death squad because a lot of people are grieving there and waiting for news of their relatives dying.

This picture is completely cherrypicked the hospital is constantly surrounded by tents

I'm not asking you who's on second

I want to watch the brad pitt formula one moovie, where can I watch it online? I'm too lazy to go to the theater

>>212169837
Holy based bye bye paco

You ARE supporting our boys in the prestigious CONCACAF Gold Cup, aren't you, anon?

>>212170969
google fmhy

Ate my beef jerky now I have 1 bag left should I save it for tomorrow or eat it while I watch a Livestream

>>212170996
fuck our boys

I would crucify someone for some beef jerky right now.

>>212170340
>just keep sending her messages eventually she will respond
feels like "don't fight a pig in the mud" in terms of dumb communication. i just wish she would not do this random ignoring messages stuff. it leaves me wondering if i did something wrong or slighted her in some way.

>>212171080
The romans bribed judas with 30 pieces of teriyaki flavored beef jerky

Unfortunately, the best thing you can do for your professional and romantic success is simply to be more shameless
Don't be embarrassed to ask for what you want. Don't be afraid of being told no.
Simple concept, but hard to follow

>>212171080
Women think they can fix handsome losers all the time

>>212171088
no girls are like that if they don't respect you. she's using you for validation by getting attention, she wants you to be a beta orbiter who simps for her.

if a bitch isn't coming to YOU then she's not worth it. you put yourself out there for her, if she's interested she'll show up and she'll want to engage with you.

I don't care if it rains or freezes long as i got my plastic jesus

>>212171080
>>212171145
You didn't answer my question

Drivin' 90 I ain't scary
Because I've got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won't go to hell

Country is in the shitter. Next 10-20 years is probably the last chance to build a new life in Taiwan or China.

>>212171145
>>212171230
What question.

>>212171292
See >>212171044

test
sex

>>212171179
you're right in that i should put my efforts into a girl who will bother to respond. for the record i THINK she is just very introverted and not socially adjusted instead of outright farming attention but it doesn't matter. i don't need to crack the great mystery to know that i could be talking to a girl who actively engages back.

>>212171285
Things are actually looking up. We'll see a global intifada soon.

If things get worse, we'll be able to flee to China as refugees and live on White people enclaves where cute Chinese girls will teach us Chinese in exchange for our seed and love.

modern life is actually pretty good, all things considered

i need to lock in

LIP MY STOCKINGS PREASE

>>212171285
Average Chinese still lives like a medieval peasant compared to Americans

>>212171312
Give me the beef jerky.

>>212171422
You can't handle the heat of my spicy jerky

>>212171381
Israelis are already calling for a "global nakba". I honestly don't want to live in the middle of these sand coons fighting eachother. I want to live in a peaceful, stable, and growing country.

>>212171348
if she's so introverted that she can't even text with a guy who is actively reaching out and initiating conversations then she's a dud. just because a girl is an introvert doesn't mean she's some hidden gem and you just need to uncover her a bit - she could be a lame retard with the personality of white bread. i've met bland girls like that who are shy but also just lamewads, usually reddit-tier shut ins who collect stuffed animals.

personally I plan on moving to south america if shit goes down

>>212171458
>reddit-tier shut ins who collect stuffed animals.
You just described my sister

>>212171447
I will fucking KISS you.

>>212171412
I'm not Chinese so it doesn't matter what the average person lives like. It's not hard to achieve middle to upper class status in China. If a retard like Laowhy86 with no discernible skills and no employment history can do it so can anyone else.

>>212171468
Wouldn't expect you to go anywhere else pablo

>>212171500
I meant upper middle** not upper class btw lol. I don't expect to become the next Alibaba

Peepee doodoo?

>>212171490
Stay away from me faggot

>online uni
>art history class discussion board
>indian student posted a blatantly ai generated assignment
>didn't even try to hide it
kek

>>212170961
Are they a right wing death squad?

>>212171490
Hey that's my gimmick

>>212171609
>>212171609
New

Getting the itch to play Morrowind again but this time it will just be vanilla with no mods and I will only play the main story

I'm just gonna squat in those Pueblo mountan villages if shit goes down