Thread 212161783

My little man edition

>>212161783 (OP)
Catberg on an antisemitic one

>>212161783 (OP)
weird

The so-called cracking new

about to have a poo emergency but catberg's currently snoozing away on the lap. Many such cases!

>>212161805
Nah

Rorke rizzing up chatgpt

>>212161783 (OP)
>>212161806
>>212161811
thought this was /brit/, not /kit/ lol
nah i love cats, just a little pun haha x

My coffee tastes like a mugful of cigarette smoke

>>212161837
punt it out the window

always like the idea of time off work more than the reality of it, enjoyed my first week off in croatia but now im back in england and have 6 days until i'm back at work bored out my nut thinking about going back to work earlier

>>212161851
it's meant to taste like that, unironically

it's a GOOD thing

>>212161870
most raped man ITT

>>212161851
hehe, sorry. That's my dick mug B)

>>212161883
Lad on the right went bald LMAO

>>212161870
get a hobby like DIY

>>212161870
when im off work all i do is watch screens and try not to become a daydrinker

everyone should be a neet

>>212161870
>booking time off when you have nothing planned to do

Retard behaviour. Should have stayed in Croatia longer or not taken as much leave.

>>212161883
They look a lot more human in the second picture

>>212161883
their tattoos and haircuts make them look like dickheads regardless

haven't had a wank in *checks calendar* one day

Many many people have taken photos of my cat. Sometimes entire photography classes will walk by and take pictures of him. He's a little celebrity

>>212161883
what's the point in following zoomer fashion trends when you're in your 30s and beyond though?

on the right they look like a bunch of 30-something men dressing as zoomers because that's exactly what's happening. Would they not be better served just wearing normal clothes from M&S at that point rather than larping as Derek Zoolander at a Mugatu release?

>>212161870
>books 14 days off
>doesn't make plans what to do
It's not too late to book a last minute flight somewhere you know

>>212161933
Bet you were well proud of yourself for this one weren't you

incorporating bodyweight exercises into the lifting session. today is dips
thanks for reading x

>>212161933
>normal clothes from M&S
oh my dayzz rorke pack it in

find it disturbing how many people have no interests or hobbies
I never have a problem with having too much time, my problem is there's never enough time to do everything I want to do

Chundering down my shirt at this lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47lWSRZGLfw

Men should all be born caged and have to prove their way out

>>212162003
surprised you managed to fit this post into your busy schedule of hobbies and activities yet here we are

Rorke putting creatine into his tea (its me)

>>212161883
they look awful trying to imitate zoomers

>>212161941
what am i going to do, solo holiday? incelwalk around the 7 wonders?

tag yourself, /brit/.

>>212161902
Rare flag

>>212162041
stay away from the Hello Kitty girls. not worth it

>>212162041
This is doing numbers on the sonic discord
Dont know why

>>212162024
all women she be armed with guns at all times

>treats cum like milk
KTIM

>>212162041
imagine you've been seeing a girl for a few weeks, thinking she's the one, then she completely uniroincally sends you some shit like this to you out of nowhere kek
my knob would shrivel up like a snail

>>212162026
/brit/ is one of my hobbies

>>212162089
sybau

>>212162039
you're too scared to travel alone?
this must be bait

Black box.

>>212162089
not a single option on there that is appealing

need to go to the shop and purchase food products to sustain my incel existence for the near future

>>212161985
Activeee
>>212162003
Activeee

>>212162097
>>212162123
>>212162127
>>212162156

spent £300 on my niece for her 5th birthday and my brothers acting like im a cheap cunt, feel like thats more than enough t b h

Can't believe Iran bitchslapped America

I will think about it.

>>212162150
me when looking at a list of holiday destinations outside of europe

>>212161985
dips, pull ups, push ups and rows with rings are all kino exercises tbf lad x

>>212162162
Get out of our Great British thread you stupid foreign Aussie cunt

>>212162169
That's a lot of money to spend on anyone for their birthday let alone a niece

for me, it's donald duck

>>212162192
oh yeah i gotta do push ups today too

getting blackified

>>212162194
Australia is an extension of Britain

>>212162162
I'm a citizen of the world (i barge in on any community even if they make it clear im unwelcome)

>>212162202
Add.

>>212162169
my niece and nephew get £50 each for their birthdays and christmas, will be the same until they're 18 and then they'll get fuck all

Laying in bed moisturized and soft as velvet

>>212162242
It get better.

kiwis love they /balt/+/ausnz/

>>212162242
*rubs my dirty hairy cock all over you and breathes my horrible ciggy breath on you*

Have no gf so i cuddle my shotgun

ash from my fag just rolled down my arm and went into my hoodie pocket

>>212161933
>>212162035
Post a pic of how a man should dress well in his 30s

>>212162266
Shit skin XD

>>212162275
At least a coin.

>>212162266
never understood what they have in common

>>212162229
add and subtract and as a matter of fact now that you're gone I still want you back

many of you would be better off dead

>>212162301
Nothing, there's just one autistic kiwi in there

>>212162303
Apply.

>>212162284
Montirex t shirt
North face shorts
110s

Lasse, help!

what if your gf announced that she wants to FtM transition?

>>212162350
garms to be fair

Ever get a little worried that your foreskin will get stuck when you pull it back?

doing the poo to end all poos

>>212162356
would that make me gay

>>212162363
Happening to me recently.
GP's prescribed steroidal cream.

>>212162301
>he doesn’t know
LMAO

Fucking Spanish shit. Help!!

>>212162356
break up with her and get with an actual twink

>Could it be the waning grip of western imperialisms on the rest of the globe, in the rise of other capitalistic/imperialistic powers (Russia, China, Turkey) who oppose the western financial model of profiting?
>NO! IT'S THE IMMIGRANTS! WHEN THEY MOVE HERE THINGS GO BAD!

So sick of the benefits leeches winning
If you're a young man making decent money in this country you get absolutely nothing to show for it and just get milked harder
Fuck the state, honestly

>>212162393
Greekmong!

>>212162401
who is (((the state)))

this makes me swoon so much that I feel like I'm dying (in a good way)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3pVPD-kBBE

get the online harm risk assessments presented
get the compilers closed down
get the digital IDs rolled out

>>212162363
Would only happen if I was erect then the solution is to get soft asap and it goes back

>>212162427
You wouldn't get it.

as it were

coffee is absolutely awful for you, full of polyphenols and carcinogenic
you are literally drinking boiled and burnt bean soup

Heil Hitler, Engalnder!!!

>>212162446
How rich are you

>>212162393
Why are you pretending to be greekmong
He died when 4chan went offline

>>212162441
I am getting it

>>212162457
its not really a bean, it's the pit of the coffee cherry.

Ofcunny

>>212162468
enough scran there to get me through today and till dinner tomorrow all for £18 and not having to leave the flat, wouldn't say i'm spending the megabucks

>>212162478
Keep that way.

as it were

there was a girl my age in the tiny paki shop at the same time so I only got half of the stuff I wanted to buy since I haven't showered in days and didn't want her to catch a whiff of cockpong

If I only went gym 2 days in the week
1 push and 1 pull
Is that ok

>>212162512
He fucks.

>>212162524
yh
just do compounds and progress every week

>>212162524
No this will actually be worse than not going at all because the push and pull days counteract eachother, you need a squeeze day to balance it

Give me a mouth one!!

stir-fried ramen omelette with cheese down the hatch

>>212162501
you've posted your fucking face you dolt

>>212162457
it's not good or bad for you
all the cunts saying it has health effects are lying or deluded but it's just benign fluid aside from the caffeine

chocolate covered espresso beans taste very good but they make me feel ill :(

>>212162457
Shut the fuck up man

>>212162566
Think biggrr bruh. Help.

>>212162524
its enough but definitely not optimal

>>212162554
she looks asian

Heading your way...
Estimated arrival 10:31 AM
Your order is on the move! JAKIR has one stop along the way.
Latest arrival by 11:00 AM
Keep your phone nearby in case JAKIR needs to reach you

>>212162591
She looks super Asian.

>>212162597
New PC is it? x

missus is fuming lads

Accept.

>>212162608
no its my scrandemic

>>212162561
all caffeine is a toxin, the feeling of more "energy" is adrenaline produced in response to the toxin

sory i eat… very tasty thank u :)

>>212162616
thank you for supporting the growth of islam in the country x

Through foggy streets and skies austere,
Jakir rides with silent cheer.
A stranger once from lands sincere,
Now weaving hope through towns of drear.

>>212162613
Why is he typing like that

>>212162630
no! bring me my egg n cressies you horrible paki!

starmer looks like a little boy standing next to drumpf

mmmm... more grain sludge and caffeine :)

proven fact: my cock is too small for all women

>>212162645
He looks like a fat lesbian with his big chubby rosy cheeks

>>212162623
do you know how drugs work anon

>>212162659
how about a blokes arse?

Are you unemployed, sir?

they should ban those nike leggings

Starmer doing doughnuts

Mental how they're gonna ban this place
Actually china-tier

any white thugs in

>>212162639
he's clearly not right in the head

Can it happen?

The unemployed virgin in his 40s is here again today I see

Mental how totally and irreversibly fucked this country is.

>>212162678
for me it's the tight little booty shorts
see some of...them about town don't we

fizzy cherry lime raspberry coconut lemonade

Just shut up Tom we aren’t getting a job mate

They question who should cross and stay,
Yet crave the slop they bring each day.

The politicians gate and steer,
With speeches sharp and headlines sheer,

But soon a knock, a smile — the slop is near,
Jakir belongs. He always here.

>>212162692
>>You love slags
>I'm not mentally well

just slipped two xannies into mumberg's breakfast bagel. soon it'll be a-rapin' time

>>212162738
ktim

174th for Walt Disney !!

Young Labor phonebanking.
Some very shaggable.
Cor, might just volunteer.

chinky roommate bought LOADS of strawberries and has been munching on them constantly without offering any out
trying to work out his endgame

>catch the bus into town with my mates at 8am
>head to gamestation
>buy a few cheap second hand games
>go to the corner shop
>crisps, sweets and energy drinks
>we all goes back home and log on xbox live
>hop in party chat
>lunchtime rolls around, 'za from domino's
>gaming and snacking for the rest of the day
the 2011 saturday routine as it were

>>212162713
Woah again.

>>212162716
Need you in a chain gang picking up litter pronto

just found out my cute innocent streamerfu started out doing porn before she got a following so now I've seen an old fat man spunking on her face and can't look at her the same way

>>212162764
ever give him your bwc?

>>212162764
He'll be shittin

i'm going to rape my mum

>>212162761
How is that little Chinese boy on the left getting height mogged by a school girl

>>212162781
who is it?

>>212162769
I wish I were playing Gears of War 2 until 5am again

>>212162773
Alarm.

>>212162623
Clan is afraid of some coffee Laugh Mó Thóin Off

>>212162761
Head girl at a girls' school in a carry on film on the far left

>catch the bus into town with my mates at 8am
>head to gamestation
>buy a few cheap second hand games
>go to the corner shop
>crisps, sweets and energy drinks
>we all goes back home and log on xbox live
>hop in party chat
>lunchtime rolls around, 'za from domino's
>gaming and snacking for the rest of the day
>receive text from them today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell lads what is wrong with me

>>212162780
You just focus on paying your taxes yeh mate?

I’m not getting a job until all the illegals are deported. Sorry!

I am 90% sure my local ‘kizza place is employing asylum seekers to deliver their food. Every week it’s a different lad turning up.

Might ask one of them where they’re from tonight. They’re all nice lads but some of them don’t speak much English.

>>212162797
bonnierabbit

>>212162828
They all do lol

>>212162748
>>212162787

So my place still there.

>asian girl looks black
would you?

>>212162748
>>212162787

>>212162841
yeah big fan of blasian girls

can you cook eggs in an airfryer

>>212162829
lol thought it would be

>>212162828
You can report the business online
https://www.gov.uk/report-immigration-crime

>>212162841
the Asian girl:

hooray! based jakir!

>>212162863
wtf why does your post look like this on my end

the new aristocracy are people living in social housing on state benefits afforded to them on a statutory basis that is ever expanding
imagine having endless free time and your basic needs guaranteed, even to the point you can afford some luxuries
I don't blame the people I blame the system

>>212162877
What an ugly fucking monstrosity

>>212162878
Why have u got a wreath on your door it’s not Christmas blud

>>212162873
Nah not a snitch and I don’t want them to shut down, I order from there every week.

>>212162878
catflap spotted
post 'berg

Not done a single bit of work so far today. Nothing.

>>212162878
Should've answered the door then you lazy scrote

>>212162878
gonna go through every house on google maps until I find this door

>>212162887
I don't blame anyone. Everyone is just doing their best floating on a rock hurtling through space.

>>212162878
post the order then lad

>>212162905
Treason is worse than snitching matey

Oh Rorke
White people have lost

>>212162877
big fan of the br girl he interviewed

>>212162878
One day there'll be an AI fed all the photos collected by Google Maps and I'll be able to simply throw this image in and have it spit out the exact address.

Seeing the gf on Sunday to watch the F1!
Wahey!
Hopefully she'll let me give her head while she watches (I would prefer that to watching it myself)

It depends.

>>212162931
Give it a rest Rorke

14 year old girls wearing spandex booty shorts that show off their arse cracks and their fanny bulge and everybody is just yeah that's fine

ban 3rd party delivery services

>>212162942
U don’t have a gf

>>212162951
where

clabber clef
or
cal cry fly

>>212162887
They give us great art

>>212162956
Ok.

cunts using the word 'diarised' at toil fills me with indescribable rage

>>212162942
Is canslad good at eating pussy?

>>212162949
Me give it a rest? There is a literal fucking pedophile in here talking about 14 year olds but you’re telling me to give it a rest? Right then

Nike Pro girls catalogue 2025.pdf

>>212162769
You've described a day in SeasideMark's life except he goes to CeX

24°C is the temperature for today.

>>212162956
I hate when I say "uncontrolled migration of people coming here on bs visas then working these jobs needs to stop" and some bint says "But then who would deliver your justeat and deliveroo?"
I have literally never ordered a single thing from these places and want them banned and punished for their involvement in this.

>>212162985
Yes I know you’re also talking about children in here as well Rorke you can stop that as well please

>>212163004
Weird!!

Seen a bunch of somalian looking chaps hanging around in the middle of the day with balloons near mine recently
No doubt freshly arrived, housed, given a bit of money etc to sit in the sun doing hippy crack in the open
Leftypol loves it he does

>>212162907
I posted him in here before

has anyone used Loqbox here to try and get a credit score? Is it any good

Stay littty

>>212161783 (OP)
NHH

might buy a new vidya game during this summer sale

>>212163021
State of that gaff

>>212163019
why the balloons

>>212162951
>14 year old girls wearing spandex booty shorts that show off their arse cracks and their fanny bulge
:)

>>212163005
People used to get takeaway before deliverslop apps. They would either get off their fat arses to get it or pay a delivery driver. It would almost always be a small business too. You couldn't get McDonalds delivered etc and it was better that way.

started self harming when I'm drunk
beyond embarrassing

>>212163056
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recreational_use_of_nitrous_oxide
I've done this a few times at parties and it is without doubt the most retarded high out there

>>212163079
ktim hasn't stopped me boozing though

>>212162901
cos we've left our christmas shit up since covid lol

>>212162926
it's here lad
>>212162446

>>212162917
i picked leave at door so i don't have to talk to them!

>>212163055
it's actually a decent house but it's very shit inside cos we just needed size back then got many siblings me

>>212163085
it's banging with ket
haven't done that in many moons though

>>212163062
back in my day we CRAWLED to McDonalds uphill both ways

>>212163062
>Actually it was BETTER when you had to do more work to get something and had way less choice!!!

Based retard

>umm akshually this benign thing everyone enjoys is akshually really bad for you guise :/

hate faggots like this

finna eat a few of these and keel over dead

sharted myself when i'm drunk
beyond embarrassing

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>>212163110
/brit/ is full of weird little contrarians like this

set off some right fannies with that one didn't I hahaha

Feel like you guys aren't aware of the "language learning visa" we have in this country.
It's bad.

me ignoring all the haters

>>212163085
do you niggas sniff chloroethane too?

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>>212163112
Fuck me they look so peng. I love Reese’s products so much, best slop the Yanks have exported over here imo

>>212163079
>>212163089
Get off the poison

Actually takeaway delivery used to be a job for students who wanted to make a bit of cash every now and then but now it’s become a full on “job” for immigrants

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>>212163169
And many of them do it from paid for hotel accommodation and pay no UK tax

>>212163146
ktimmo

>>212163130
i said i started grinding my own coffee beans the other day and someone told me i'd been scammed by some random eceleb i'd never heard of
some really bizarre terminally online freaks in this general

>>212162041
ummposter outed as bimbo

>>212163053
Come on.

>>212163169
>>212163188
and pretend to be students so they can get their family over as 'dependents' while making money doing other shady activities

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>>212163062
>You couldn't get McDonalds delivered etc and it was better that way.
i actually can't agree with this more. was years and years before mcdonalds finally got on the delivery apps (think it may have even only been around covid) and everything was better before then. i was actually going and getting maccas more than i buy it now because i was still semi-addicted to it and it was nice being forced to go for a little drive cos the treat made it feel worth it and satisfying
now if i go to maccas it's fucking ruined cos all the deliveries get priority and when i order delivery it's cold and rubbish
and i still am semi-addicted so i can't stop myself ordering it and so i order less other stuff for delivery now
fucking hate life to be honest. wish i was dead.

>>212163143
What does that mean

>>212163161
only thing I enjoy in life

>>212163191
Oh my days there are some utter freaks here. It’s the weird crabs in a bucket mentality they all have, can’t stand to have someone enjoying something or doing something better than them

>>212162089
this image was made by and for queers mate, they're all perverted freaks and sex is on their minds 24/7

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>>212163191
Most of these cunts should simply be killed

>>212163128
hehe the loaf is for the family mainly

>>212163216
lmao

>>212163208
Bakerloo line was always a bit shitty inside but has exploded with graffiti recently. Like NYC 70s style. I wonder if it is because they keep the old stock they use outside whereas all the other trains are kept in more secure locations overnight. Certainly only this and the central line looks like this.

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>212163191
a while back i mentioned getting some smart clothes for work and all hell broke loose

Camden Council holding music is zesty af. Sounds like something from queer eye for the straight guy.

>>212163239
Vader.

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>212163262
Hate those grim potbellies they all have

Honestly seen it that many times I don't even really notice it anymore

>>212163216
feeling incredibly roused by this literal speech

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>212163273
zoomers think her sexualised performances are somehow novel or groundbreaking as if madonna wasn't doing the same thing 40 years ago

>>212163290
Is it just because he’s wearing a dress that accentuates his curves, or do they actually have a greater propensity for cultivating potbellies

Impossible, sir.

I never have Maccies delivered, I only drive there to buy it. That way it’s always hot and fresh and they don’t miss anything off my order.

Love driving to Maccies for lunch and eating it parked down by the river with a nice podcast on or a TV show, so utterly comfy and lush. Sometimes feed the ducks a few crumbs from my burger bun or a few loose chips as well so they get a little treat too x

16
warm in tights in the heatwave

>>212163323
>>212163323
>>212163323

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>212163216
roaring

>>212163258
kek I love it when you mention that you do something completely mundane and it sets off the autists somehow
I know there's a few people here who jog and it sent some of the runts here off on one when they posted about it
some real mental cases in here

>>212163328
He betrayed me.

Russian.

>>212163220
>Be from India or Brazil or some bumfuck shithole country
>Someone in that country comes up to you and asks if you want to move to Ireland
>That person's company, for a small fee, sets you up with a "Language learning visa", a place at a "school" to learn English, and a house they own. You will get a bunk bed in the house, sharing a room with at least 10 other people. They give you someone else's deliveroo account and the bike, and say "get to work" so you can pay €1000 a month for the bunkbed.
It's just neo indentured servitude

Help!

>>212161783 (OP)
>>212161811
>>212161839
Sir Adolf Catler

Ok.

Suicidal.